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That's what I need to do for sure. Every day I'm all 'I'm gonna clean my house from top to bottom!' then think...where did the day go, lol For me, I realize that when I REALLY want to do something, I can. I quit smoking because I wanted to, and it was easy. I decided a year-and-a-half ago that I wanted to get a car, so I got my G1, took drivers ed, and got my G2 and a car all in less than a year. But I also said last year I was going to learn to speak French over the winter. I failed. I've also said I'm going to cut junk food out, and I don't. I know that I am the reason these things aren't happening. I could do them. But I don't feel like committing the time to learning/I like eating the occasional pack of pretzel M&Ms. If either thing becomes a real need, or a real problem, then I am certain I can take care of it. But for now as much as I may say I want to learn/stop eating junk...I'm kinda enjoying things as they are

How hard is it to quit smoking? You join the gym do you go? Trying to lose weight? Cutting back on something? Whatever it is it can be tough so I was thinking why not have a motivation thread for your goals. A place you can post accomplishment or milestone. Maybe give advice on ways to help motivate or achieve? And there no shame either in asking for advice? Its been 4 months since I decide I need to change my lifestyle. I was going down a dark path alone. I was very unhappy and physically losing my health because I just didn't care. I've been going to the gym regularly several time a week. I've changed my eating habits which is difficult at times. Cut fast food out of my life along with soda. At first I would crave these things but now I don't. I may not be on a huge diet but cutting out the worst things in my diet was helped wonders. As for being happy for sure I have my ups and down but I had an exquisite beautiful lady told me to think positive stuff, don't look at the negative and smile. It's helped quite a bit. I also learned take time for myself, helping others all the time is not alway good if you don't take time for yourself. I still have some ways to go but, it's vast improvement.

again this is not an exact science..., (thast the beauty of it! always different, and fun)there is many factors that will change depending onm each MPs, even the MAs... As mentiion in many other threads, general information helps, but one cannot make assumptions. If you are interested in a particulare lady (ies) communicate, and ask pertinent questions or a particular MP, also contact management and I am sure they will also answer questions as best as possible!

Peachy, the activities I offer, or am invited to partake in, generally run along the lines of lunch or dinner, going to the theatre, a private party, gallery opening, book or poetry reading. I charge social rates for these events. I am also willing to go to dungeons and to kinky events, assuming that the prospective client meets my screening requirements, and my fees are significantly higher then. In those cases, the dungeon or event hosts have insurance that covers participants and in some places we'd need to sign waivers, accepting that there's a risk of injury for which the management is not responsible. I have third party liability insurance for my home which should take care of anyone being injured if, say, there's a fire or someone trips on a carpet and falls down. I think that for most activities, you don't need to worry. You're just two people who are doing something together, like playing tennis or jogging. You're not assuming extraordinary responsibility for your client or representing yourself as someone who has particular expertise upon which the client can depend. If you're really worried about something, though, check with a lawyer.

go with the LEd battery candles.... some of them smell and feel like wax...and flicker real nice.....some even have remote controls...... they come in all sizes and styles.... and no mess.....

I pretty much only receive at my place, and never had to worry about anything. It should not be more difficult, nor more worrysome, than going to visit on an incall if you discuss it with a reputable lady. In these cases, nosy neignbors or not, it just looks like someone is visiting you.

One of the first think you may want to consider is your choice of words. Because an MP doesn't provide FS doesn't mean she isn't worth seeing. What will make your first time worth it is based on your expectations. What is it your looking for is what you have to figure out. Reading recommendation threads on SPs and MPs will help. Also look at the ads, profiles and websites(if available) of ladies that you might be interested in. Often services are described. One thing for sure, your choice of words and how you approach a lady is of the upmost importance. Its all about Respect!!!!

Its a great idea, there is more to companionship and an encounter than intimacy and sometimes people need ideas put in front of them. It is some excellent to add to what is already available and you will probably attract some new clients from it. Im not sure what type of social activities you are interested in offering, but unless it is some extreme sport or bull running I cant understand what you would be thinking about requiring insurance? If you and I go bungee jumping and I get hurt, are you responsible for my actions, not at all. Your responsible when your client leaves drunk after a few drinks and drives and causes an accident. How you worded the being active was great and I highly doubt anyone wishing to be active with you would have an issue with you not being a trainer as long as your upfront with it.

Hey there!! I'll be visiting your city and just wanted to introduce myself! I'm also just wondering if there's a lot of ebony lovers out there!;) Perhaps you can mention what you love most about us chocolate girls!

I think most of us feel more comfortable in our own space so in that sense I prefer hosting however, I do enjoy outcalls and understand that is more convenient for some gentlemen. I feel more at ease when is with someone I have met or have communicated for a while but I do not worry about safety as I would not meet someone I have concerns about for incall either. The only thing I would not feel comfortable with and I'm not saying is wrong just is not for me, is to visit someone at the place he shares with someone, particularly when that someone is a SO. I find is a bit disrespectful (and I'm talking on my side, I do not judge the other person views on it) and also there is a certain level of risk as even when the other person is not expected things happen and plans change and having the person show up while I'm there would change a nice date to a disaster one.

Ummmm..... if you two plan on cutting back on social networking then quit facebook or lavalife or Fat Bastards Review Board or something.... But keep posting here cause posts like the two above make my day and I am sure many other guys here too ;)

As a recent newbie myself, I totally agree with nobody123's comment.

I'd like to add a caveat to the answers Styler has received. There will be no bait and switch, theft, or any other shenanigans as long as you visit one of the well known and recommended massage providers or visit one of the licensed establishments in town. But if you choose a random encounter with an unknown from, say, BP or somesuch, then you are running some risk. Maybe not the same risk as a random unknown SP, but some risk nonetheless. It never hurts to do your homework. Having said that, don't be chicken. Dive in! Book yerself a massage today, durnit! It's a safe, fun, and perfectly legal activity that will leave you smiling and relaxed.

Maybe it's because I'm a newbie and don't understand all the rules here but your post seemed a little angry to me and I don't understand why. The guy was asking about a fantasy he had so I would think that kind of thing wouldn't be out of the norm here. You seem to imply it's a $$ thing which even if it is I don't see why that would bother you, I'm assuming that would be between the client and the lady. He wasn't asking anyone for a discount. Sorry if I'm talking out of line I'm just surprised at the reaction to a new member's fantasy.

To add another voice, there are those MP's like myself who provide both services depending on what you might be looking for. Best to research the ladies you're interested in as most have websites or reco's that could provide the answers you're looking for. If not, say hello and inquire. Both services have their own beauty and each should be explored as you're able. Good luck with finding the right SP for you!!

Being a hobbyist who almost exclusively opts for outcalls, I see no problem with it. As long as you stick to reputable and recommended ladies, you should have no issues. If you're a bit apprehensive, I'd suggest you book an upscale hotel room for your first appointment with them. That way, you can meet someone new on a neutral turf before inviting them to your residence. I did that for many years, with much success.

I have done outcalls in the past and will continue to do them just as long as I get proper verification. I also check in with someone before and after while I'm on an outcall. As long as you know the SP is reputable and discrete in her behaviour and how she dresses, you should be fine. When I first started out with an agency, I would get the driver to drop me off a few houses down so no one would see a car pulling up. I also dressed tastefully so I wouldn't draw any attention to myself.

Thats pretty much it generally speaking, but is always best to talk to the lady, ies that interest you to find out what the offer or not. Additional Comments: Agrium description of an MA service is absolutely correct, our focus as MAs is directed towards sensuality, tease and erotism... More than in the actual finish! Is about the entire experience!

In my experience an MP usually offers a happy ending via HJ(sometimes a Russian), however the focus of the service is far more directed at massage/sensual touching/teasing/etc. Its worth a call to ask if you are still unsure ;)

Ahem. I believe the issue here was about nasty business experienced by a client when he was dealing with a provider. Let it be said that I have NEVER had to share that experience in the world of paid companions... or mystery house guests who want to have sex with me if I leave a money laden envelope in plain sight... or magical princesses transported to my location from the sexy planet of Humpalottus.... the vast majority of women in this industry are far more diligent about the delicate matters of pooter maintenance than women in the vanilla world. That's a fact, Jack. That being said, ladies, if you wouldn't be willing to rub a finger inside and stick it under your nose and then in your mouth, the likelihood is that your cooch is a scary place. It's the same thing with foreskin... if you think you smell cheese, it's a BAD thing. Go to the shower, set the pulsating massage head to POWER WASH grab some soap and have at it... repeat until you would go down on yourself, you sexy soapy hygienic beast, you. As for the post coital shower... ummmm... if you are a client, knock yourself out. Take that shower. Scrub like a demon. Apply sparkles to your junk. You deserve it ... you are one handsome, satisfied and ultra clean dude. But... again if you are a client... ummmmm.... why do you care if she showers AFTER the fact and in your presence? She knows she has to maintain and frankly it's none of your business where or when it gets done! Your transaction or mystery visit or whatever the hell you want to call it is OVER. Jeebus. and now, a song... sung to the tune of Carolina in the Morning... me, me, me, me (that's just doing some vocal exercises... feel free to join) Nothing could be finer than to have a clean vagina for your session, Nothing could be sweeter than to have a cleaner wiener for your session, Yelling dirty stories Screamed through the door, And orgasmic glories Rattling the floor. Rolling with a girlie with a necklace made of pearly in the session, No longer you're a loner cuz she's playing with your boner in the session, If I had Aladdin's lamp for only a day, I'd make a wish and here's what I'd say: Nothing could be finer than to have a clean vagina for your session. I'm a freakin' musical genius....

I had one employee that I interviewed and hired a few years ago. She was actually brilliant at her job and I was please with my choice as an employee. However, over a little time she would innocently flirt with me and find reasons to have to come and talk to me about whatever projects she happened to be working on and being that she was 15 years younger than me I admit I found it cute and endearing. From time to time I definately would daydream about laying her up on my desk pulling up her skirt and going down on her then turning her around and ...... I digress. It was all "just daydreaming" until one day she came into my office and closed the door. I had no idea what she was up to until she turned and sat infront of me, she was crying. She opened up to me about her life and boyfriend and their problems and how he had cheated on her. She went on for a little while and I just listened but eventually she stopped reached over and touched my hand across the desk and said, "why couldn't he be like you". She just didn't say another word just stared at me and waited for my response. In my head alarm bells were ringing and I was like, "oh fuck, awkward moment". In my wisdom, I went off on a speech about youth and love and how she had so much more to experience and how there was surely a perfect person out there who whould cherish her in the way she deserved and maybe she could use the opportunity to make a fresh start in her life. I told her to look and wait for the silver lining. After I finished my talk I told her to go home for the rest of the day and just deflate. As soon as she left I picked up my phone and made a few calls and called in a couple of favours. The next day she mysterously got a call from a head hunter from one of my competitors who happen to need someone of just her skillset as a manager for one of their departments at a considerable pay and responsibility increase. That week she resigned and took the new job excited that such a great opportunity just found her just when she needed it. To this day she has no idea how it happened. My fantasy could have very easily become reality but that's not me to take advantage of any situation. I just need to find another fantasy now, a safer one. Chuck

Cerb is comprised of so many interesting, intelligent people, yet we all have more to learn. So I thought a fun and interesting thread might be for anyone to post a little know fact-or one they think is little known,lol. I'll start- Atlantic salmon aren't necessarily from the atlantic ocean, that is to say -atlantic salmon is a species-their name doesn't denote their location.

I find it interesting that she can be in St. John's NL, and Halifax at the same time... (As indicated on the St. John's BP site). I didn't know human cloaning was possible just yet.

Every sp is different. There are some that will only do incalls and occasionally outcalls to reputable hotels. There are others who will only do outcalls to either residence or hotels. There are those that provide all three options. For me, if my incall location is a rented studio used only for this business is my most favored option. I have a kitchen and its private. Doing an outcall to a residence is usually an option for me. I do have a screening procedure I follow for my safety. I suspect that if you are having a lady come to your residence, pick up on her ques on her screening procedure. If she has none, and will blindly come to your home, and if have no knowledge of who she is, I would be concerned too. However, once a call is finished, and there are no problems or issues, the name, address and phone number become a thing of the past and I would have no further contact with my client. That's the difference between a professional sp and someone who has other motives.

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Hey there... If your looking for some sweet attention or affection ill be sure to satisfy you 100% with pleasure... I give a very good massage and I offer slippery/sexy body slides...I am super easy to talk to and have an extremely bubbly personality. Come enjoy my tight body and beautiful assets, while I make you feel relaxed, turned on and glad you came.... I work at Paradise Spa, located in the west end of Ottawa... It is an upscale, classy and discrete spa with showers in every room... The rooms also include large mirrors, music and black lights to intensify your sensual experience... In calls only please Available until 7pm today Friday 9am-5:30pm Saturday 9am-4pm Call 613-820-8887 to book an appointment XOXOX

Thanks for sharing your stories with us. It's difficult to share some of your struggles sometimes but hopefull you'll find some motivation or just a an ear to listen here in our largly anonymous community. Sometimes just hearing that others out there share in your struggle and understand really helps. For me, just knowing that someone else is "real, vulnerable and human" endears them to me. Best of luck with your health.

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Although I remain loyal to lit candles (I've always had them around my home), the LED ones are great for those with pets, kids, asthma etc.. My cat has a tendency to plunk her butt right on tealights, so the non lit ones help with her lol You can get them at drugstores, canadian tire, walmart, home decor stores/shops.. anywhere that sells home products usually has them Cristy :)

Use electric candle

Getting let go from my day job by text message after 7 years with the company.

Smiles are infectious So I want so send out a BIG smile to everyone in New Brunswick.

This post was brought to my attention cause in a way this could be considered advertising (but it also is a discussion if worded better!). TIP: When posting stuff like this it's best to avoid saying stuff like "I was thinking about adding" when you post this way it becomes self promotion (and you can not advertise outside the advertising area). It would be best to say "if a lady wanted to add services like personal training or yoga...." allowing the conversation without the personal advertising element. Now, with that said here is a interesting thing I was told about wavers in Ontario (Probably all of Canada) but apparently wavers can actually work against the person who is requesting the wavers be signed. The courts apparently see this as "You know this activity could cause body harm" and becomes a admittance making you guilty and liable if someone gets injured. The wavers apparently do not protect the person/company (but because we watch so much USA tv it does act as a deterrent cause in the USA the wavers actually do protect the person/company from much legal action as we just assume the laws are the same here). Also as far as I know you do not need to have any certification to be a yoga instructor or personal trainner but it would be smart to get some LIABILITY insurance (ANYONE TRAINING or ANYONE who allows public into home or work SHOULD DO THIS). It covers you if someone slips and falls or whatever the case may be.... and it's not that expensive! A few years ago I helped a friend set up a store and I think it was like 56.00 a month for 2 million liability insurance (or something crazy like that). Probably a really smart thing to look into - especially if you own any assets (house, car, etc... or plan to in the future). That's my 2cents... and please again when posting avoid self promotion / advertising outside the announcements area. thanks.

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These questions always amaze me but I shall assume they come up because of the difference in donation requirements. Some lovely ladies choose to be MP's and other choose to be SP's. They make the choice based on what they are comfortable offering. To even suggest to an MP that you want her to supply a service typically offered by an SP is downright selfish. If you don't know the difference, inform yourself although if you are over the age of 21 you should know. I can understand how the "rules" can sometimes be blurred based on advertising strategies, but it behooves you to be informed about the industry standards prior to making your choice between the two offerings. If it comes down to the almighty dollar, well perhaps MPs and SPs are a luxury you cannot afford as none of us are prepared to offer something we are not comfortable with for the promise of extra cash. To steal RG's wording...a rambling.

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Why is it when you tell some people something about an event or act which is the truth, they don't believe you. Then you find out later it is them who are guilty of committing the same act they accused you of doing (or being capable of doing). Some people are so transparent!

I hope this isn't off topic, but the original post was about hygiene and I saw someone respond saying that they had received dfk from the provider who had recently prior seen another client eho had received bbbjcim I have 2 issues with this 1) As you are fully aware you hired us as a service provider, and fully aware that as this is our job there's a pretty good chance you aren't the first one who has shared our intimacy. If you are requesting the service of DFK fron a service provider, you would think that you chose this service well knowing that we encounter many different sexual requests and if dfk is something you wanted it is your responsibility and only yours to think of the pros and cons you have with receiving this service. It is quite naive for you to expect anything otherwise. Most ladies list the services they provide so you should check those out and if she offers something that your not interested in you should use that to help in your descision. 2) you are basing your disgust based on 3rd party info discussing privately the experience of another clients encounter with the lady you had just seen. For whatecer reason you decide to fully trust the experience he told you about shows that maybe you're judgement is one to be questioned and not the providers. We can only be responsible for our own descisions and choices. It's your body and if you are not comfortable with the hygiene of another you have every right to request that we freshen up But to trust the details of someone else's experience which should be private unless otherwise approved by the lady, is disrespectful and wrong. Maybe that guy just wanted to gross you out. Don't quote me on this stat but it has been heard that many have ...what's the word.... Lie would be harsh so ill say 'elaborate' on the details of an encounter Perfect example why specific session details should remain between the client and the provider

To Mr. Capital Hunter: I have been an escort for over 15 years, and I have never taken a shower at after an outcall because I feel more comfortable doing in my own home and it has nothing to do with fear of being attacked or robbed. It's just my preference. And, I don't care if you have a solid reputation as being a good guy, I still wouldn't shower at yours or any other "nice guy's" incall just to prove I'm clean. Period. And to say to Ms. LuxeMulvari that she should be comfortable doing that because she's willing to be there to do the call, doesn't jive in my opinion. In the shower, you are alone and vulnerable and much harder to "run" naked and dripping with water, perhaps without your belongings. That is her concern. As well, like her, mine would be having the proper toiletries and being able to dry my hair, etc. Both are valid reasons. Just because a lady doesn't want to shower at your location, doesn't make her "dirty" or not worthy of a repeat visit. I think you owe Ms. Mulvari an apology.

Thanks for doing the work to collect this stuff together, cyclo - much appreciated! I know that digging all this stuff up takes significant effort. One thing I do want to address, though, is the relative reliability of the science here. There's a huge problem with this kind of thing is that the relative risk of particular acts is almost impossible to establish. Many people who have acquired HIV probably can't tell you with any certainty who they got it from, never mind shed any light on what they may have been doing at the time, and discounting for the moment that most of us probably don't limit our sexual interactions to just one way of having fun. And that's before you have to account for the fact that people may indeed lie, or simply misremember things without any actual attempt at malice. Unfortunately, you can't actually do proper, scientific experiments on this stuff; you just can't take a thousand HIV+ guys, and have a thousand uninfected people give them one BBBJ each, and then see how many are infected in turn. And so we have to make the best of what we have available, and study the ferociously complex mess that is real life for real people and make the most sense of it that we can. And so, yes, there will always be a margin of error; frequently it'll be a very large margin for lots of different errors. What's as important as anything else is for studies to be honest about the assumptions they've made, about the flaws in their methodology, and the limitations of the available data sets.

Glad you found it amazing too. At the time of writing my reco. on Michaella, I did not find anywhere from someone mentioning her talent or any mention from herself. Hence, I put it very subtly in my reco. in case she did not want her rare talent publicised. The reason I say "rare" is because she was only the second person whom I have seen to have this ability.

I can remember back when I was in university there was an issue with people having sex at the University library. There was even a front page article in the local newspaper titled, "Sex among the stacks". FYI Berlin, I'd love to take you over my knee like the scene in Debbie does Dallas if anyone can remember that one;) Chuck

I may be wrong but if the smell was that strong it does sound like something that couldn't be washed away more like an infection. Perhaps a yeast infection, or something more serious that may need a doctors attention. I know it's never easy to be direct but in situations like that being diplomatic yet direct I think is best.

Karina, having met you during your last visit to Ottawa my first reaction to your post is that the person you are referring to is one lucky fellow! In a very short time I felt your kindness and passion for life. Having spent "off the clock" social time with a few SP's and several dancers over the years I've found that many times people are different outside the bedroom. In a hotel room, without a personal relationship, there is the fantasy component for which the chemistry doesn't always translate to a personal relationship. I'd strongly recommned, if you havn't already, spend some time "off the clock" time with him in a personal social setting; perhaps dinner, hockey game, going for a walk, anything mutually enjoyable. Its not as unusual as some think for an SP and client to do something casual, especially out of town SPs. Goodness, last year I took a visiting SP to the grocery store since she had just arrived in town, was staying in a suite and needed to do groceries lol. I really feel the key is to get to know the guy in a real social setting. You may find a different person, or perhaps your initial feelings will be confirmed. I think then, after spending time together, through conversation you'll be able to tell if his feelings are mutual and if his personal circumstances are such that he is even able to pursue a relationship. I will say thou, I'm not an expert on this, but wanted to at least give you my thoughts. JacK PS: Feel free to fall for me anytime!

Jenna is quite a hot girl. Really good body and very sexy on stage. she works a lot days and nights. She is warm and great at lap dancing within the rules....