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Tricky question! Let's see, I'm going to try each of your categories... Something personal: Spend more time reading. Something general: Blinkers on cars. They would be used. Before turning. Something small: (or at least, it should be...) "Abbreviation" wouldn't be such a long word. It's just not right people! Something big: How great if people could only live and let live? A simple aphorism, but one not commonly enough practiced.

As people have so eloquently stated these debates have been initiated in the past and NEVER do they come to an acceptable end. There is always someone that feels persecuted for their beliefs and others still feel stifled by their peers. Here are some universal truths: We are adults. We like different things. Bacon is good. (Neener neener neener vegans) Sometimes we like things, like bacon, that others find disgusting, repulsive or a manifestation of an evil soul. Others revel in its beauty, the subtlety of the delicate bouquet, or the majesty of its presence. Someone will ALWAYS be offended by what is written. Someone will ALWAYS agree wholeheartedly with what is written. Smurfs are blue, but they are imaginary. Someone will disagree with the sentence above. Shit happens and we have to deal with it. We need to have an outlet to express ourselves. CERB provides that outlet. As long as people keep their heads and don't post atrocities, illegal or hateful things or pictures of TOFU (which in and of itself is hateful and atrocious, like Lima beans, only worse) then we should be able to say, "Whatever floats your boat." We've been around for a while. We'll be around for a lot longer BUT we have to respect that we are a community of individuals. Now let's get nekkid and have sex; the envelope is on the table.

I've been lucky enough to be able to enjoy both cut and uncut cock and they are both mouth wateringly delicious. Each has their own draw. One is like a treat you have to unwrap, silky smooth, usually more sensitive. The other is a visual enjoyment before you wrap your lips around it. I think as long as men have learned to work with what they have they should all be proud. As to my ratio, probably pretty close to an even split! Yum!

I think the Gia & Gabby album is quite lovely (and very sexy!), with some very artistic shots. I like this one in particular... Those are some nice bums!!! :cooter: Yum!

I personally would pay for male companionship for all of the same reasons men (single or married) seek female companions (I know quite a few other ladies who would too and couples who want a male SP for their wives) but it is not easy to find someone who is established, trustworthy and discreet. Perhaps a small niche market but in the end, it could turn out to be a great one for the professional male SP(s).

It sounds like this topic has been debated before, but that must have been a while ago, because I do not remember it, so I assume other new members don't either. Thence, I will insert my own ideas on the subject, since I am an active participant on some of the photo threads. It also seems there is two completely different things people are talking about here. One is picture threads of mostly public models (Nice Bums, Redheads, Beautiful Lingerie, I Love Boobies, etc). And the second is specific SP service recommendations. (Best BJ, etc). As someone who appreciates beauty in others, I very much enjoy the picture threads. I have contributed to them, and I enjoy looking at beautiful pictures of lovely women. If you look through them, there is a wide variety of pictures posted, and I even notice that some members go out of their way to post unique pictures that aren't you're daily run of the mill "model type". Some larger women, different ethnicities, average housewives, and all sorts of others etc. I encourage others to also contribute more unique and different pictures. Those photo threads can be used to our advantage too. The new Hot Guys thread is a good comparison. Which members do we like better... the ones who participate, have fun with it, and can appreciate a handsome man... (or even just ignore it, if they don't care for looking at dudes)... or the ones who sit back with their arms crossed, feeling ugly and fat, and text me commenting how I shouldn't make my clients feel inadequate by posting good looking men? Aww poor baby. I'll take the first, thanks. Second, CERB's entire existence is based on recommendations of women who are selling themselves. It's not just some random social networking site. If you decide to put yourself out there, then accept that people are judging you and comparing you to other ladies. It doesn't mean that one is necessarily better than the other, but it IS a marketplace. And most of the things that people judge us on, actually are within our control anyways. When you put yourself in the public eye (and yes, this is public), there are certain things that should be expected, IMO. Considering that there are many places on the internet with rampant negativity, I don't see how recognizing people for their beauty and talents could ever be a bad thing. There are several legit reasons why someone might not be on a random "Best BJ's" list. Maybe they are low-volume or just low-key in general, or they don't openly advertise BBBJ. It's possible that their BJ is just not that memorable. But maybe they are a fucking amazing kisser with the most beautiful softest skin and most hilarious jokes and sense of humour. Everyone has their strengths and weaknesses. I might be listed on a "Best BJ's" thread, but I will never in a million years be mentioned on a "Best Abs" thread. I'm okay with that. My ex-bf used to nit pick everything I said about other people. Just for an example... One day I'd point out that a friend of ours had a really nice shirt on. My BF would say, "What, you don't like MY shirt choice?". WTF. It drove me crazy, and I found it to show both his insecurities and jealousy. Just because I pointed out positive things about other people, didn't mean he was any less. As for the semantics, I agree that sometimes a few words here and there can indeed make a big difference. But I find it a bit silly that one would be satisfied if the title was "Recommendations for Great Oral" instead of "Best BJ". Men are simple. And that's how I like them. Makes my job easier. :) For the record, I do think cristy had only good intentions in starting this thread.

I will bring an awesome selection of bikinis so that the ladies can give a fashion show. For food. I make a wicked pasta salad with an Italian twist. For drinks, my secret Bloody Caesars. And as boxer/tighty whitey remover, a killer shooter which is also top secret!

Was in Thursday aft briefly. No Sara or Ariel, but Jenny was there and looking great as usual...unfortunately I had no time for the CR with her. Quite a few new to me faces there that day too. Although she wasn't there either, I have been wondering if anyone has been to the CR with Courtney? Cute blonde, her face reminds me of the LPGA golfer Brittany Lincicome.

Thanks for your sympathies Gabriella. I've, of course, gotten over that experience, I actually took a valuable lesson away from that appointment in particular, so at least it wasn't a total loss. For the sake of clarity, the lady in question was an established touring lady who used to work at a reputable agency and had recommendations from her travels overseas. I couldn't find anything on CERB, but I knew she just started touring Canada and her previous market has its own board (which is part of the lessons I've learned, fully investigate every potential meeting). I later found out that others had experienced similar things with her, but due to CERB's no negative reviews policy (not questioning or complaining, merely stating the fact) were not allowed to share their warnings. If I could summarize my thoughts on the subject I'd say the following: As a hobbyist you don't always get what you pay for. Sometimes you get more, sometimes you get less. In order to assure that any potential appointment goes well its the hobbyist's responsibility to thoroughly investigate the lady and to properly prepare for the meeting (shower, shave, brush, scrub, etc etc). And even when you've done all of this, just because one lady charges more than the other, it doesn't mean that the more expensive lady will provide the better service. Unfortunately you can't know how the encounter will unfold until its started unfolding. There are so many factors that come in to play when it comes to having a great encounter and no one can control all of them. You do everything you can and hope the things you can't control fall into place. The only consideration a ladies' price should take in your mind is whether or not you can afford that price. Don't base your expectations regarding service on the price you're paying, as you might be disappointed. Instead, base your expectations on the investigation you just performed and your interactions (emails, phone calls, text messages, etc) with the lady in question. I've gotten less for more and more for less as a hobbyist. And while I understand the compulsion of some ladies to try and integrate the "get what you pay for" mentality into the mind of hobbyists, I think that at its core it is misleading and want to share my experiences to let others know that they don't always HAVE to pay 300 an hour for a good experience.

This is seduction of the Highest Order Lay down Relax, and let Carnal emotions take over Inhale deeply and put your mind at ease Allow me to lead you into never ending ecstasy Placing my lips to yours I dare you to explore what's behind your mind's locked doors Mesmerizing you with my Soft Kisses Bewitching you with my touch I have you right where I want you After this is over Memories of me will Haunt you Biting softly on your neck I release your inhibitions Your Dying to be with me Pleading to be tempted How can I be Resisted After all this is Seduction of the Highest Order..... Contact me by PM, text me at 613-277-4328 , or call the Spa at 613-274-7073 to Ensure My Availability! Check out what others are saying about my service!! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=111731 Schedule June 1st: 10:00am - 9:00pm 65 Bentley Ave. 613-274-7073 June 4th: 3:30pm - 11:00pm 65 Bentley Ave. 613-274-7073 June 6th: 3:30pm - 11:00pm 65 Bentley Ave. 613-274-7073 Sexuality is not a Leisure or Part-time Activity It is a way of Being -Alexander Lowen

You are new to this experience and it is perfectly normal to feel a bit nervous around any new encounter. This will probably not go away completely even though, over time, you've become a seasoned pro. If you should one day not feel a little anxious, don't delay - take your pulse to see if you're still alive! Hygiene, being well-groomed and dressed, courteous, showing the lady respect, BEING YOURSELF, and getting the business aspect out of the way very early - all these things -- and many others -- can't be stressed enough but have been already beaten to death on various forums here, so look around if you need to. You've most likely done your research on what is available and you contacted this particular one lady because of what she offers, and you are intrigued by her appearance, or because her personality shows through in her ads, her website, or postings and forum interactions. In her communication with you, you have come away with a sense that you will have a good connection once you meet in person. DO try to relax at the start, and DON'T worry about details of the encounter. Be open and honest about how you feel, and just TRUST that she is an expert at making you feel at ease and taking great care of you. Show her all the confidence you can muster up and DON'T be creepy, macho, or over-bearing, but instead be courteous, appreciative of the wonderful gift of the special moments of intimacy that she is sharing with you. BEST for a first encounter is if you let her take control, but if you have specific requests, ALWAYS be respectful in expressing them. And as always, giving her sincere compliments on things you admire and enjoy about her won't go unnoticed. She will likely appreciate you more for these things and that can and likely WILL mean you'll have an even more amazing encounter. All the best to you and any newbies who may come across this post in the months to come. FR

Thank you both very much. As I've said elsewhere, I appreciate how welcoming this whole community is, and it's been a pleasure to participate. Still, I'm especially touched by your words (and gods know, I like being touched!) :)

From what I have read, seen, heard etc. I think the bottom line here rolls back to the societal norms that we all had growing up, especially in Canada. Ladies were taught to control their sexual appetites and to be there for their spouse. There was this stigma of "you shouldn't enjoy sex and you shouldn't ask for it or for what you want". This has changed a lot in recent years but I have seen it in action. Women who want sex would rather go trolling the internet for a random hook up or meet someone at a bar than pay for it. The problem is how many times to you end up with a dud compared to a stud and then regret things in the morning. How often is one truly satisfied when this is how we get sex? I think of some of the stories posted here about our own wonderful Il Re and the one that sticks in my mind is the one Emily J wrote. Here is an amazing woman who was on edge sexually and needed some relief. She more than got it. She gives to others and their pleasure is her enjoyment. Just like Il Re, a ladies pleasure is his goal. I think so many ladies are missing out on wonderful pleasure all because they have been taught they are women, it's easy for them to find someone to have sex with or to be a companion and while this is true, how often is it satisfying? I believe there are many women out there who would love to be pampered, taken care of and given a wonderful and satisfying sexual release. I think what we see in this country is so many overworked, stressed, multi-tasking tired women who when put in a position of being able to have it all, just want to relax and enjoy the sensation of hands pampering them for a little while and easing their tension. Most of the time, I doubt sex even comes into their mind because it just feels to good and they're not wasting a moment of bliss for something they can easily get (sex). There's the rub, we can easily have sex and companionship but how easily can we get a full body rub, help with things or a chance to be pampered? THOSE things we pay for which is why spas are so popular. If there was a shift, not only in thinking but in living, where women were more satisfied with life in general and less stressed and the focus became more on satisfying our desires than craving an opportunity to just "feel good", I think there would be a large market for straight male escorts. Until then, it is a small niche and ladies flock to spas.

I've had cats, hamster, fish, ferrets, wife and dogs. I don't think there was a time in my life I did not have a pet. Currently I have 3 dogs. 2 mini dachshund and one standard. My eldest is currently 6 and I loved her from the first day I saw her at the pet shop. She is my little miracle dog. When I first got her, she seemed fine but a few days later she wasn't eating and barely playing which was unusual for a puppy. So I brought her to the vet and it turned out she had parbo which is usually fatal in puppy hence that why they get vaccinated against it. According to the owner of the store she had her first shot but had no proof since the document she tried to pass off was clearly for a different dog. The owner of the pet store refused to reimburse any of the thousands of dollars spent on her. She wanted me to return the sick dying dog who would not last another day and she would give me a different dog. I was already in love with this one and beside why would I want to leave it die? I had to take the chance and I'm glad I did cause she survived. Worth every penny spent for the joy she brings me. Never did I buy another pet from a store. My to other I got from different breeders. My second one I got cause I felt bad when she alone so why not get her a friend. Then recently got my third and its so funny to watch them chase each other. Losing a pet is so hard and to be honest when one dies not to long after I end up getting another which helps me with coping the lost one. Although I miss them from time to time, but I try to remember how happy they were and how spoiled they where and I'm glad I was able to provide the best home I could for them.

If I could change anything it would be how humans treat other species, I would also want to change animal cruelty laws, make them harsher so people could be prosecuted for committing such offences much easier. and I would like to change my intelligence level, I wish I were smart enough to cure cancer so I could wipe out that bastard!

Something: That rape doesn't exist. If we're talking only something personal: To get a girlfriend.

I feel like there's a bit of a contradiction in those two paragraphs, Jack. I don't know that I agree with Cristy myself, not completely anyway, but isn't your assumption of why anyone would agree itself dismissive? Myself, I think various viewpoints have been well presented here. And while I'm not sure just where I stand, I can see the intent of each. I would agree Emily J's post a few back makes some good points, especially the inherent difference between those threads that are collections of photos from across the web showcasing individual likes (I've certainly participated in several of those), and threads that inherently are comparing sex acts of Cerb ladies. I don't want to argue that either are right or wrong--plenty has been said already each way. What I do want to suggest is that surely everyone can at least recognize that one of those thread types is at least more...complex...than the other. I mean, I've been one of the fellows that think the "hot guys" thread the ladies started is as innocent fun as the rest, and I've had some fun joining in. And though I wouldn't personally be offended if someone started a "which client gives the best DATY in Nova Scotia" thread, I would view it differently. It's easier said than done to simply ignore such threads--I certainly know I couldn't help but look...wondering if I'd be named...maybe a little anxious if I wasn't, worried why. What if it started seeming like everyone was named but me? Now truthfully, I'd probably actually find such a thread intriguing, but I can at least try to have some empathy for the other view. Anyway, I've rambled too long. Let me end by suggesting that perhaps everyone could at least agree that those who post "best of" threads don't intend any offense (indeed, probably quite the opposite!), but also that the feelings of those who find them off-putting are valid also. Now, I'm off go stick my nose in a less tricky issue, like peace in the Middle East.

I don't know how many times threads went sour because someone used the wrong word or the politically incorrect word/expression for something. In this case, I think people are putting way too much emphasis on the word "best" and are forgetting to enjoy the pictures for what they are... Beautiful pictures of women with some featuring different sexy assets. Some of us have made suggestions in the past about renaming the "best bums on the planet" thread to alleviate some of the negativity and frustration expressed by some members but at the end of the day, no matter what the thread is called (while respecting the rules), members will still be posting the same kind of pictures in that thread... Beautiful sexy bums they personally appreciate. I have posted in the bum thread on more than one occasion and I have no regrets. I love beautiful women and yes, the cliché is true: beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I don't think my sexy buns were ever mentioned in that thread but hey, I'm confident enough to know I have a nice round spankable bum and it doesn't need to be posted in that thread to make me feel better or reinforce what I already know ;) I take no offense to it and simply enjoy the sexy pictures that are being posted (although I haven't visited that thread or others in a long time) without focusing on the thread title. Life is too short to start nitpicking at everything!

Call me old school but I read with some humour the contents of this thread, and would like to chime in, hopefully, in a meaningful way.Never have I had a bad experience with a cerb provider, they have varied in intensity of course, but I operate from the premise of respect. I show respect, conduct myself as a person not as a walking penis. I have found that attempting to determine what your companion enjoys, by email or by trial and error works wonders! Let her know that her enjoyment is important to you. I have seen that providing pleasure and orgasms to her, heightens the intensity and " what you give comes back to you". Little things , common good manners, a thank you card, a flower(s), lingerie, if the provider indicates a fondness for gift cards on her site, then why not.? just some "old school " musings from a mature hobbyist

Nicolette Vaughn One of my favorites...a definite "hands on" approach to things ;)

I love all penises, all shapes, all sizes but if I had to chose I'd chose circumcised. I like the look better and just feel its cleaner, no lectures please, its just my opinion:)

Hi. I wanted to start this thread to tell people how Cerb has changed or affected my life and to hear other Member's stories also. I first came across cerb over two years ago. I began just be reading the faq's and stories and posting's of all the cerb members. It became a daily habit as there are a lot of interesting postings and wonder stories by the members. A lot of interesting readings and getting to know the wonderful women of cerb's by reading their smart, witty and funny ad's and postings. After about 6 month's of lurking I decided to meet my first SP. Still it took several of weeks of research and reading recommendations before I decided on my first SP. I am normally a shy guy with limited experience as I have been married for a while and have not been with a different woman for a long time. My first SP was wonderful and kind and took control when i told her that she was my first SP. It was a wonderful experience that got my hooked on hobbying. I saw a few more times then met my second SP, who I became friends with and have seen her many times also, and continue to whenever she visits Ottawa, since then I have had many new and wonderful experiences with MA's and a few more SP's that I have repeated with. All of my experiences have made me a more confident man, and have encouraged to me to look after myself more. It has given me the motivation to improve my health and my fitness. At this point in time I am in the best shape of my life and still improving. I have recently spent most of my nights on Chat now, meeting and chatting new friends in the chat rooms. and having fun. I continue to meet new women sometimes, but usually repeat with a few regulars now. I have been told that they have seen a big improvement in my confidence since they first met me. It must be spending all this time with sexy beautiful naked women. I am interested in meeting the women that post interesting comments and also the new friends that I have met on in the chat room's. I am constantly in awe at the way these women treat me. And am thankful that they treat me with kindness and loving ways. I am experiencing things that I would never have dreamed off in my younger days. Spending time with these awesome women are the stuff that dreams are made off. So again a toast to the wonderful women of Cerb. Thanks to the women I have met for the wonderful times that we have spent. And I hope to spend some time with some of the women of cerb that i have not met in the new year coming. Cerb has become a part of my life now. and has become a daily routine to read the post and chat with old friends and make new ones. Let's here some of your stories now :)

I had the pleasure of meeting SassiesWorld earlier today, Setting up an appointment was very easy through a couple of PM's and a quick phone call to confirm the time and location. As her add says she's in the Ottawa South / Manotick area which happens to be very convenient for me. Her pictures are real and her description is very accurate. When she opened the door the first thing I noticed were those amazing, smiling, green eyes, you could get lost in them, followed by the clothing request that we had discussed, and those nice large breast peeking out. As she led me to the "fun room" I couldn't help but notice her beautiful curves. She's not a spinner but definitely not a BBW either, her description of curvy is right on the money, with legs that seem to go on forever. We spent some time getting to know each other a little bit, she has a great sense of humour, and we were teasing each other all at the same time. She's a great kisser and can really get into it (something I enjoy), she's also very responsive and gets turned on very easily. Once all of the clothing came off we really got to know each other better. :p I won't go into all the details but we had a great time together with DATY, BBBJ, more teasing and pleasing, multiple positions... All in all a true GFE with some PSE thrown in for good measure. The hour I had booked went by much too quickly (we actually went a little over), but I will definitely be going back for more, and more, and more... :) Thanks SassiesWorld, I had a great time and I look forward to our next get together. (Psst, are you available later this week?)

Cat, You are beautiful, thoughtful, sexy, funny, supportive and amazing. CERB would be a much less stimulating place without you. I have loved so many of your posts, your thoughts and insights and I can't wait for the next 1000. Thank you for making lives brighter!!

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Gabriellia has hit the point here, if you are dealing with SP's who are established and care if their clients are going to repeat, or the future years to come, they are not going to behave this way. For those of us who has made this a career, we look at this in a very business mind set. As with any business, your door does not stay open if your services do not meet the expectations of the clients. I am a bit shocked at your statement directed to Amelia. The statement about no one good in Moncton, etc...she was simply sharing how ladies who travel are not wanting to go when ppl ask for 180 rates. If SP's are asked or told constantly that 180 is all they want to pay, well of course less women will be interested in going there. I think you did not need to belittle what her experiences are as an SP who does travel to Moncton...less and less now that she is being compared to services that offer 180. She is trying to show how rates DO affect what services you will receive, YOU DO GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR. That being said, yes I do agree with you that just cause a lady is high priced does not guarantee you the experience you hope to get. This is when you need to ask" how long has she been established in the industry? Is she a fly by night gal, who doesn't care about next year? Have you properly comunicated to her what you expect for the rate you and her have decided on?

As I said, I'm referring to the full package male escort. Which comes with beauty, intelligence, personality, class and skills. Beauty is nothing without these! I would not be attracted to the model-type either if the man only had his physical attributes to put on the table.

You get what you pay for most certainly does apply, as we base our services on our rates. Ex.. I'm with an agency and my rates are in the 300s, however other ladies working for the same agency are in the 200s both of us offer different services so our rates are adjusted to those services. Some ladies in the agency I'm working for provide dom and there rates are in the 400s so now ask yourself what service are you seeking and what does your budget allow. So you do get what you pay for. Many of the girls charging 160-180 are more inclined to up sell when you arrive. Who wants to talk money when your in bed.. Competition being pressured to raise rates? I have never heard of this. You mentioned your top experiences were in the 160-180 range, I cannot imagine a touring lady will except these rates considering a hotel room is 160, so if your asking touring ladies to go to 180 of course they are not going to return.

Saturday Maya 10-9 aka "Midnight Maya" Kelly 10-4 aka "Kelly2010" Tiffany 10-9 aka "TiffanyXXXOOO" Nicky 3:30-9 aka "Nicky in Paradise" Sunday Maya 10-9- aka "Midnight Maya" Pandora 10-4 aka "Pandora" Robyn 10-9 aka "robynxoxo" Lexi 3:30-9 aka "Sexy Lexi" Monday Nicky 10-4 aka "Nicky in Paradise" Taylor 10-7 aka "Taylor_xo" Robyn 10-2 aka "robynxoxo" Maya 3:30-11 aka "Midnight Maya" Jamie 3:30-11 aka "Jamie-xo" Jenna 5-11 aka "Jenna69" Kelly 6:30-11 aka "Kelly2010" Tuesday Lexi 10-4 aka "Sexy Lexi" Jenna 10-4 aka "Jenna69" Taylor 10-5:30 aka "Taylor_xo" Jennie 5-11 Tiffany 3:30-11 aka "TiffanyXXXOOO" Nicky 3:30-11 aka "Nicky in Paradise" Wednesday Kennidi 10-4 aka "Kennidikummings" Nicky 10-4 aka "Nicky in Paradise" Jenna 10-4 aka "Jenna69" Jamie 3:30-11 aka "Jamie-xo" Taylor 3:30-11 aka "Taylor_xo" Charlie 3:30-11 aka "Traveling Charlie" Thursday Kennidi 10-4 aka "Kennidikummings" Nicky 10-4 aka "Nicky in Paradise" Lexi 10-7 aka "Sexy Lexi" Kelly 6:30-11 aka "Kelly2010" Maya 3:30-11 aka "Midnight Maya" Tiffany 3:30-11 aka "TiffanyXXXOOO" Friday Kennidi 10-4:30 aka "Kennidikummings" Robyn 10-4 aka "robynxoxo" Lexi 10-5:30 aka "Sexy Lexi" Maya 3:30-11 aka "Midnight Maya" Jamie 4:30-11 aka "Jamie-xo" Jennie 5-11 Charlie 3:30-11 aka "Traveling Charlie" Saturday Maya 10-9 aka "Midnight Maya" Jennie 10-9 Kelly 10-9 aka "Kelly2010" Jamie 3:30-9 aka "Jamie-xo" Sunday Maya 10-9- aka "Midnight Maya" Robyn 10-9 aka "robynxoxo" Jennie 10-9 Lexi 3:30-9 aka "Sexy Lexi"

Saturday Tianna 9-6 NEW aka "Tianna" Charlie 9-4 aka "Traveling Charlie" Samantha 9-1 aka "Naughty Samantha" Nina 1-9 NEW aka "Nina Dream" Jamie 3:30-9 aka "Jamie-xo" Sasha 9-9 NEW aka "Sasha-Paradise" Sunday Nina 10-7 NEW aka "Nina Dream" Hannah 10-9 aka "Hannahxo" Sasha 10-4 NEW aka "Sasha-Paradise" Salina 10-9 aka "Salinaflower" Jamie 3:30-9 aka "Jamie-xo" Samantha 3:30-9 aka "Naughty Samantha" Monday Pandora 9-4 NEW aka "Pandora" Cherry 9-2 NEW aka "Cherry Blossom" Tianna 9-4 NEW aka "Tianna" Charlie 9-9 aka "Traveling Charlie" Samantha 3:30-9 aka "Naughty Samantha" Salina 3:30-9 aka "Salinaflower" Sasha 1:30-9 NEW aka "Sasha-Paradise" Tuesday Charlie 9-9 aka "Traveling Charlie" Kennidi 9-4 aka "Kennidikummings" Salina 9-4 aka "Salinaflower" Tianna 9-4 NEW aka "Tianna" Mandy 3:30-9 aka "Candy Mandy" Jade 2:30-9 aka "Jade-xo" Sasha 3:30-9 NEW aka "Sasha-Paradise" Samantha 3:30-9 aka "Naughty Samantha" Wednesday Tianna 9-4 NEW aka "Tianna" Zoey 9-4 NEW Hannah 9-6:30 aka "Hannahxo" Jade 9-4 aka "Jade-xo" Mandy 3:30-11 aka "Candy Mandy" Salina 6-11 aka "Salinaflower" Samantha 3:30-11 aka "Naughty Samantha" Sasha 3:30-11 NEW aka "Sasha-Paradise" Thursday Pandora 9-4 NEW aka "Pandora" Zoey 9-4 NEW Taylor 9-7:30 aka "Taylor_xo" Salina 9-4 aka "Salinaflower" Mandy 3:30-11 aka "Candy Mandy" Hannah 3:30-11 aka "Hannahxo" Charlie 3:30-11 aka "Traveling Charlie" Melody 7-11 aka "Melody" Friday Pandora 9-4 NEW aka "Pandora" Nicky 9-4 aka "Nicky in Paradise" Taylor 9-5:30 aka "Taylor_xo" Tianna 9-4 NEW aka "Tianna" Mandy 3:30-11 aka "Candy Mandy" Hannah 3:30-11 aka "Hannahxo" Salina 5-11 aka "Salinaflower" Cherry 1-11 NEW aka "Cherry Blossom" Saturday Tianna 9-4 NEW aka "Tianna" Cherry 9-7 aka "Cherry Blossom" Nina 9-9 NEW aka "Nina Dream" Pandora 9-9 NEW aka "Pandora" Hannah 3:30-9 aka "Hannahxo" Samantha 3:30-9 aka "Naughty Samantha" Sasha 3:30-9 NEW aka "Sasha-Paradise" Sunday Nina 10-7 NEW aka "Nina Dream" Hannah 10-9 aka "Hannahxo" Sasha 10-4 NEW aka "Sasha-Paradise" Salina 10-4 aka "Salinaflower" Jamie 3:30-9 aka "Jamie-xo" Charlie 3:30-9 aka "Traveling Charlie" Samantha 3:30-9 aka "Naughty Samantha"

First thing's first, I must apologize for the lasteness of this recommendation as our meet was 8 or 9 weeks ago. This woman is well worth it and her advertisements are no lie. She has a HUGE amazing rack. She is all smiles and very comfortable chatting right away and it feels like you've been friends or acquaintances for a while. Tiffany has a lovelky tan and soft skin to the touch, has a lovely natural smell. If you are lacking for something to say she will motivate you or start on her own. I found her easy to talk to but also when I started to lead and take over she became suddenly quiet and intrigued by what I was doing. I explained what I liked and what I was about to do and she became noticeably aroused. She allowed me to play with those gorgeous...very natural and tasty might I add breast...licking and suckling as much as I could until she became so curious as to what I could do with my tongue so much that she suggested I try to do more good with that tongue and let her lay down. She layed back on the bed, made herself comfortable back in the pillows and allowed my a taste of golden heaven. It took only a few short moments her to get really wet and she shared her pleasures by her girating and her knees and legs shivering with pleasure. She emitted some of the most pleasant sounds of ecstacy one could enjoy hearing and she exclamed how she enjoyed a man who knew exactly what he was doing and enjoyed himself doing it. This young lady and I had a amazing hour and she left me with a large smile on my face and curious as to what the next rendez-vous would bring...I suggest for those of you gents who truely appreciate and know what to do with one of the largest natural sets of breasts in Ottawa, give your self the gift of this your lady's presence!

Its funny how some will reply to a thread without clearly reading the op's original post. I clearly stated that I could care less what people thought of my looks, ect, yet some made this personal, as if this was started because of my personal issues with those threads. What prompted me to start this thread was because of REMEMBER-because of- the other threads that have been given alot of attention concerning, womens insecurities about their bodies, not my insecurities, and the threads that supported all types of beauty, I just find it funny and very contradictory to have a thread which expressly celebrates full figures, average figures, ect, ect and how women should celebrate and accept themselves as they are and all others, then you have threads that say this or that is the best. But I suppose I should understand after all I can say I love all mens cocks. they are all great and should be celebrated but only men with thick cocks are the best:)Secondly I stated that, perhaps we could change the wording which was suggestion not a recommendation or order to remove the threads. Thirdly to address your point which states above- I posted-quote- "telling others their posts serve no purpose" -I wrote what purpose do they serve? That is a big difference between an order and asking a question. I asked a question, that was very clear! I've been polite, made my points, suggestions, then some have to get rude and make this personal. As adults all of us should be able to discuss our differences without twisting words, calling names ie: as you said -obsessive politically correct individuals, and by that statement I guess your referring to me as obsessive, thank you as I wasn't aware:) Just as you suggest and a few others suggested I don't have to read them, lol, yet neither do you or them have to read and reply to my threads yet you have? Its always easy to suggest to someone to turn their head away from what you want and like but when the tables turn, lol, not so easy! It was made very clear in the comments on the "supportive of all beauty threads" that because of the pressure from specific expectations of beauty, in ads, and comments by some, that those actions cause women to become insecure, so I assumed, and silly me , that some of those ads would have included "best ofs". After all best ofs clearly imply whatever is pictured is the best, not yours, hers or mine but what is pictured. Am I mincing words, being to literal, politically correct, maybe but everyone here responds that way when they have a cause or purpose or opinion and by the standard rule as specified in this thread if others are doing it then its alright- its the protocol:) Also to say that because I suggested changing those threads that next thing you'll know I want the recommendation threads removed?? Really, how are they even the same? Its a shame most didn't get the good intent I had in this thread and instead of seeing it as that you rallied to condemn a simple suggestion, make snide remarks and as I see attack the op:( Instead why couldn't other suggestions have been made or just a simple and friendly I see what you are saying but I disagree or I think it might be better to, ect. I am a very secure, strong minded person and don't expect anyone quite frankly to agree with me when I make a thread. As I'm always surprised when I'm thanked or nominated. I start threads and post because of something that was on my mind that I wanted to express at that point and when I do its always well worth my time. I speak about what I believe in and what I think, right or wrong. I don't start threads out of boredom or lack of activities nor do I to cause friction or arguments. As this is suppose to be a welcoming and friendly board. That is my enjoyment of this site, yours, lol, are best of threads, have them, as Ms. Sophia said, they aren't breaking any rules, but please don't then be patronizing and then cow tow to how you support "I believe in all beauty" because one doesn't support the other:) To Gabriella, who through our few emails to one another I found to be very sweet, so please take this last statement as a point and not a criticism, when you insinuated that I was nitpicking,as you stated "life is to short to be nitpicking" I could say the same with your reply-right:)

You have a battery pack in your foot? :)

Thanks Stevy for your post. Yes, you can reco on someone who is not on this site. Also, my theory on why some continue to see ladies who are not on this site is really about money. Ladies who are actually putting money back into their business and not ripping people off generally do not offer bargain basement prices. Most that see these ladies object to the prices that established ladies charge. Ladies that have great recos, have a cerb handle, contribute here and really understand that reputation is everything in this business. So, if hobbyists want to see ladies who are not established, or worse, have red flags because of fake pics or fake descriptions, really are putting themselves in a position of being disappointed. Why? You get what you pay for and you have the choice. Simple choice. Spend your hard earned money with a lady who is going to treat you like a million bucks. Why take the chance of getting ripped off, robbed, disappointed, for the sake of saving a couple of bucks, when the opportunity of seeing someone who is established is right beneath your nose? xoxo

Nya, April, Allison, Layonie, Lisa, Asha, Precious, Mary-Anne, Felicia, Jasmine, Alicia, Casey, Charlene or Chardonay, Destiny, Vanessa, Olive, Maya, Angie. Top marks for great stage dance to Alicia with gorgeous long wavy black hair dancing to 2 Latin songs. Charlene & Destiny, 2 "A" cup girls also were tremendous on stage. By my guess all girls were natural boobs, mostly beautiful "B"'s

All sound points being made ... but when egos inflate "everything" is taken seriously. One cannot undermine how judgemental comments, such as "the best ___", interfere with the intention of "just having fun". The way we think and what we say is a mind set. When our minds are set in one perspective I can only imagine how difficult it would be to empathize with another's perspective when stuck on "The Best Of ___".

Good day fellow cerb members! I am feeling a surge of wisdom coming on, not an active poster normally but a member for a number of years.I have noticed an increasing number of posts on the merits/risks of cl, bp or other non-moderated sites. Folks use the appropriate head, why take the risk for a ripoff, a bait and switch, a robbery and so on , and so on...? Cerb allows the providers to normally, graciously open themselves to us for our consideration,(showing great honesty I believe).We can chat with each other, allay fears , establish respect and trust all the while being discreet. As momma bird said to baby bird, "don't eat that Hector, its horseshit" there are old men and bold men but few , old , bold men!

I am a very tactile and sensory person so I am all about the BBBJ. I love the warmth and silkiness of the skin there especially with the solid core. The feeling of the veins and the texture of the skin on my tongue turn me on and ad to my enjoyment. I love how the feeling changes depending on how you're licking or sucking. I also love the visual of a hard bare cock. And I can't leave out the taste...oh mon dieu! So delicious and enticing. So many things to love about it that are removed when a condom is added no matter the thinness. I love everything about it and when you add in the gentleman's enjoyment, it's a truly blissful experience.

I like all cocks. :) Especially in their natural state. Hitchens and I share a position on circumcision and he explains it better than I ever could: As for cleanliness... ;) People mainly only like the way it looks, because through no fault of their own, for so many centuries that's what they've been used to seeing. Ancient naked Greek and Roman statues and sculptures, which depicted the ideal man of the times, generally only had uncircumcised penises, and circumsized ones were considered to be both unusual and visually unpleasing. (Large penises were also considered grotesque!) Michelangelo's "David" is a perfect example. With religion and such, things changed, and nowadays, especially in this porn era, you rarely see uncut cocks. However, I do think that is changing for the better. :) I have been lucky enough to play with some very nice uncut penises. I have also recently come across some beautiful pictures of some quite visually appealing uncircumcised cocks, and I suspect the trend will continue as the popularity of circumcision continues to decline.

Recently I have been reading dystopian novels. I just finished The Chrysalids by John Wyndham (I can't believe I missed that one in high school) and I just started The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood. The next on the list is The Trial by Franz Kafka. My favourite all-time novels include: 1984 and Animal Farm - George Orwell Lord of the Flies - William Golding Watership Down - Richard Adams Frankenstein - Mary Shelley I have also been eyeing the book 1Q84 by Haruki Murakami. Has anyone read this novel? Any comments would be appreciated. Thanks, Erica.

Sometimes....its just a matter of chewing gum. ;-) Fresh breath always gets rewarded with me ;) Slurp ;)

I'm not sure if it's changed my life, but since joining cerb nearly 2 yrs ago-I believe it'll be 2yrs in may I've become more open and affectionate towards men, much more confident about my abilities, myself, and my appearence. Less worried about what others think about me. I've learned how to bite my tongue and how to better phrase things while still being my forthright, blunt self. I've learned that being an sp doesn't make me less of a woman, as a matter of fact I think it's taught me to be more womanly. Since joining cerb I have become completely comfortable with knowing that being an sp is nothing to be ashamed of, that we deserve as much respect as any other professional, and anyone that tells me differently can kiss my :icon_biggrin:! thank you very much.

I've worked in this industry for years. I have worked in agencies. I have also worked as an independent. I know enough about this business, that I have been able to muddle through. However, since I really started participating on this site I have met some really fine ladies and gents that have given me advice, guidance, love, respect, knowledge, courage and passion. I understand myself in ways that those that don't work in the industry could understand, thanks to all the threads I read, people I've met and advice I've taken. There is something more here on this site then meets the eye. Yes, you can find out about ladies, their schedules, their availabilities, their specialities. However, if you look closer, you will see some of the kindest people I have ever known. Thank you to Angela of Ottawa, Nicolette Vaughan, Mya Rain, Malika, Ms. Sophia, Roaming Guy, Lee Richards, Paedrus, Meg for Fun and all the others who stepped forward for me in my times of need. This is a very rare commodity indeed and I am grateful to the very bottom of my heart. xoxo

I understand that but that's why there are half an hr. appointments. I prefer not to do them but yeah sometimes i do them as well. But 15 minutes? Really? So what next? Pay per minute sex? LOL

Well, RG, to be perfectly honest, the reason that some of us ask for a work number is that men lie. Shocking, isn't it? But they do. This is how it works: The man's CERB handle is "LuckyJohn789" and he has made, say, 273 posts, establishing a reputation for himself as a guy who can log in pretty often and write a few words. Asked for his real, full name, he says it's "John A. Smith" and the cell number he gives has voice mail on it saying, "Hello, this is John A. Smith. Sorry I can't take your call...". He doesn't want to give his work number to a companion. She only wants to be able to call XYZ Co. and verify that John A. Smith is an employee there. That's all. These calls happen all the time--credit card companies and others make them routinely. He gets irritated and paranoid. What if she discovers that there is no John A. Smith at XYZ Co? (There isn't, because he's really Fred T. Jones and he works for ABC Enterprises.) She might... post something, somewhere on CERB and out him, making it much harder for him to pose as a non-poseur. Why, he'd have to start over, create a new identity, post another two hundred "I agree" and "X has a point. That's my experience, too" kinds of statements for another few of months, along with a couple of phony reviews, before he can claim his reputation makes him a reliable, straight-up kind of guy whom any companion would welcome into her place, bed and body with open arms. He takes the path of highest dudgeon. If he gives the companion his work number, then, why, she'll know where he works! What if she outs him to his colleagues and others at his workplace? It's unthinkable! He's right about that. He never considers, for a moment, whether the companion has a reputation for doing this kind of thing. (Trust me, if she's done it even once, her poor victim will probably have posted the details on every escort board on the continent.) He never wonders why the company telephone receptionist would believe an unexpected call from SuzyHotStuff saying that John A. Smith has a habit of chatting up prostitutes online and maybe even trying to get a date with one of them. He doesn't pause to think about what kind of proof she would have to offer that would convince his employer to take a second look at him. He goes through considerable gymnastics over the question, reframing her concerns for her safety in terms that have to do with his privacy, discretion, need for confidentiality and entitlement to automatic respect, sight unseen. He claims moral outrage and says, in effect, that he's a stand-up kind of guy, salt of earth with a heart of gold, whereas everyone knows that all women on these boards are like SuzyHotStuff--hookers just waiting to take advantage of their next trick so that they can ruin a good man's life. It's an outrage! What will these women think of next? He'd never hurt a fly--it's obvious! He promises he'll keep the meeting, pay the full fee (which he may also mutter is more than she really deserves, but he's a generous guy and the girl is obviously having a hard time in life or she wouldn't be fucking for a living) and that they'll have a good time. He claims to be the soul of honesty and transparency except for this one, little detail: he doesn't want to give his work telephone number. But the companion who is considering meeting with John A. Smith knows what he knows, too, but will never say. He's not as honest as he claims. He's married. He has two or three kids. There could be hell, and legal bills, and years of child and spousal support to pay if his wife finds out what he's up to. He'll do anything he can to keep the wife from finding out about him. That's where the risk starts for most of us. When men are desperate and afraid, they often become impulsive and self-justifying. Unfortunately, that's when we women are most likely to be hurt, or worse. People will lie in order to get something they want or to avoid responsibility for the things they've done. Men will lie to their wives, to their friends, to their employers and colleagues, to their paid companions, to the police and the courts.... Understand? We know that men lie. We do know that. We know that they want to have some fun on the side without negative repercussions or fall-out. Yes, we know that. Not only do we know it, but we'll help you keep your secret. This business thrives on secrets well-kept. Give her the number. Make the appointment. Pay her in full. Have a good time. Give her a decent tip, too, if you like her. Go on your way. See her again, or not. End of story.

Great post! A few more. 1. Smokers...please wash hands...especially if you want us to suck on your fingers; for non-smokers this is not a very nice taste. 2. I also agree with the two ladies prior; please leave the money out...within the first few minutes. Please do not make us ask. 3. Be happy!! We are both here for some fun. 4. Respect, respect, respect...a two-way street. :) Kisses, V