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At the moment, brothels are completely illegal in Canada. This may change after the Supreme Court of Canada renders a decision, probably sometime next year, but I wouldn't expect changes to come quickly. According to the current laws, every companion who works independently is operating a "common bawdy house"--a brothel--even if she's the only one working there. Some ladies would like to share an in-call space with one, two or a few others. Many of us won't change anything, being content to carry on much as we always have but without the threat of criminal prosecution hanging over us. Undoubtedly, some brothels with many ladies will open if it's legally possible. Where, how and when that might happen is anyone's guess at this point, though. In large cities, municipal regulations will likely come into play that may limit where such establishments may be located, their hours of operation, etc. Expect for there to be considerable community resistance, at least initially, too. If you want to wait for legal changes and all the other things that would need to happen, expect to wait for quite a while. In the meantime, why not do some research, find a lady in your area who is well-respected and contact her? Believe me, we see lots of men who feel shy and uncertain about engaging with us. You can tell the lady of your choice that you're feeling nervous. She will be prepared to help you with that and I'm sure that you'll forget all about your nerves in no time!

Kissing, touching all over and a little extra fun every time! Let me help relax and rejuvenate your corporal parts while I tease and excite your most erogenous zones. I aim to totally please you... my absolute guarantee! I offer an unparallelled sensual massage that brings erotic massage to a new level. Looking for something a bit more exciting? Try my infamous Nuru Massage that's like a naked play time for adults! Schedule for this week: Monday to Friday 10am to 10pm and Saturday with 24hrs advance notice 11am to 6pm. For donations and more information please contact me! For a spontaneous rendez-vous within the same 24 hrs, call: 613-482-1553 or text: 613-909-8336. For advance booking (recommended), please call, text or email: [email protected]. You can also Click here to use my online schedule and check availability. Merci beaucoup! Your Jess

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Would it be wrong to say "bacon?"

I like Nicki because she always has something helpful to add to any conversation and tells it how it is. She also maintains a great balance of positivity and realism! :)

Thank you for visiting my personal profile. My companionship is well-suited for distinguished clientele who prefer confidentiality and privacy. You will find me a rare, special blend of exquisite beauty, integrity, and solid character. I am well-educated, articulate, genuinely kind, and possess a great sense of humor. I am also ultra-sophisticated, extremely feminine and posses a down to earth charm. I believe in treating people with dignity and respect, as this is very important to me. Taking extreme pride in my body and appearance, I am always impeccably groomed and dressed for any occasion. Most of all, I believe beauty comes from within then shines through on the outside. These qualities are paramount to a true exclusive luxury companion. I prefer to spend time with a very selective, mature man who enjoys a woman with an effervescent personality. I don't take anything for granted that life has to offer. :rockyou: I am a soft-spoken, passionate, and sensual woman who possesses a mixture of incredible sex appeal combined with a charismatic personality. I strive to put you at ease in any situation and this will be evident when you meet me. I enjoy intellectual conversation and laughter. If you are an affluent, distinguished gentleman who prefers a lady with a great attitude and demeanor, and who also enjoys quality over quantity, then I am for you. I like to kiss slowly, forgive quickly, laugh easily, and enjoy every moment to it's fullest. I have a very warm and caring personality that will make you feel like we've known each other for years. I have a college education and can appreciate intelligent conversation. I believe that intelligence, humor, wit, self-confidence (somewhat humbly so), resilience, strength of character, and a willingness to learn are incredibly important qualities to have and share so I tend to gravitate toward those who possess them as well. I would like to think that I'm the kind of woman who can awaken passion and stimulate the imagination. And I can only hope that others enjoy my company, as much as I will appreciate theirs. :milleunenuit: HERE UNTIL 9pm :shehot: [/color]

I prefer the scent of just fresh and clean on a lady no perfume at all. Similar to the last poster if I was not careful getting it all off the scent of perfume could lead to trouble. Plus I like to kiss and lick a ladies skin so scent in the mouth is not fun. However, I LOVE the scent of coconut on a ladies hair. I don't know why but it drives me mad.

Fellow hobbyists If this is your first visit be sure to check out.. RECO'S http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=R&t=82591PIC'S http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=6979 I am a M/A with an INCREDIBLE drive.. A nautarlist at heart <3 ME in the buff = YOU leaving happy :smile: I am petite but my presence and personality are larger than life. I have a soft approch and a HARD finish. My techniques are magical :smile: And I love to entertain. Lucky you ! My Schedule: Mondays 10 am to 2 pm Fridays 10 am to 4 pm Sundays 10 am to 9 pm Providing sessions full of sensuality with no strings attached Exclusively @ Angels

In terms of creativity I've thought that Emily's use of her toys to be quite cute and creative. Although I'm a little concerned about the big black one down in the left corner. Yikes! Additional Comments: Here's another one from Nathalie Lefebvre and her vintage black and white album. The cropping of the photo to just show the delicious curve of her bottom and arch of her back combine for a fantastic erotic image. Additional Comments: Another picture that I've always felt was a beautiful image was this photo of LolaCherie. The lighting is soft and natural and evokes the sense that this was a picture that was taken without her knowing. However, the smouldering sideways glance and her face framed by her arm combine for a very sensual image.

Me ;)

How would you like to have this woman all over you today? We will start in a soapy shower for 2. Then I'll lay you down and take care of your desires. I can't wait to slide all over your body ;) Today at CMJ west 10 - 4 Call 613-523-6199 or PM :) non members PM for info. Lets play!! xoxo Kelly

Actually i have 7 of them ( well six and a bullmastiff) I show 2 of them and have done quite well with them They are lovely though even if they are big and slobbery

Just thought I would post an opinion from the married guys. I prefer no scent at all for obvious reasons as it becomes a little hard to explain why you have eau de? on your person after a long day at work. I generally ask the sp for ltd to 0 scent prior to our meeting. Hopefully a shower is available just in case to erase the evidence. I want to continue this hobby as long as possible and avoiding unwanted scents is important for this purpose. Thanks for asking.

As someone who also loves old movies I have to say my 2 favourite oldtime movie stars are Cary Grant and Robert Mitchum mainly due to the fact their movies tend to remain fresh and timeless to this day. I also love the Thin Man series and the chemistry between William Powell and Myrna Loy (they also made another 6 movies outside of the Things Man series) In terms of film genres one of my favourites is film noir, which is why I like Robert Mitchum as much as I do. He played Phillip Marlowe later in his career when he was about 60 years old and he still had it. Lastly in terms of directors, my personal favourite is Alfred Hitchcock. Although he was the master of suspense he made a consistently excellent product for most of his career starting from silent movies up to the 1970's. As well he made a diverse selection of movies.

I like Midnite- Massage ( Traci) because she is thoughtful and sweet and makes new members and those already established feel appreciated for their contribution to Cerb. Thank-you Traci! xoxo

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Too funny! A few more for you: Lord of the Anal The Wizard of Anal 12 Anal Men Raiders of the Lost Anal (actually all the Indiana Jones titles work pretty well!) I'm tempted to simply take the title "Jaws" and change it to "Anal" just because the theme music could still apply: Da dum...da dum...da dum da dum DA DUM!

Oh the good ol' days and those "Good Vibrations" !!! I was a sucker for the Calvin Klein panty ads, Marky Mark covered EVERY inch of my wall and locker!

When I was really young (7 or 8), there used to be re-runs of WKRP in Cincinnati on right after school and Loni Anderson's big breasts used to give me that special feeling in my tighty whiteys!

Well said :) Just to touch on the point of free advertising, let's keep in mind why we are able to advertise for free on Cerb and why the picture threads are good for all of us: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=43015 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by MOD Q: Is cerb really FREE? A: No, Nothing is Free. Q: How can you run CERB for free? A: This site is a BUSINESS and is here to make money. It costs TENS OF THOUSANDS of dollars to run this site each year. Someone has to pay for that! You don't pay for using cerb and the handful of banner advertisers help but don't cover the cost of the servers per year let alone my salary! It appears free to you but your posts are content and your visits are traffic. Content = Search engine listings Search engine listings = Traffic Traffic = Money! This site is FREE to use for all of you and in return you are giving us your time, contributions and traffic. Someone has to pay the bills and in this "virtual" world website traffic is what pays the bills. Hard to imagine but that is how it works. The more traffic cerb.ca gets the more traffic it's sponsors receive (Advertisers on the site).

I will bring an awesome selection of bikinis so that the ladies can give a fashion show. For food. I make a wicked pasta salad with an Italian twist. For drinks, my secret Bloody Caesars. And as boxer/tighty whitey remover, a killer shooter which is also top secret!

I don't really care that much for scents and perfumes, although when used correctly a nice perfume definitely can catch one's attention and fires the imagination. I think every woman has her own wonderful scent, which mixes with perfumes in unique and exotic ways. perhaps my problem (if it is one) is that I simply adore the scent of a woman. I can't tell you my favourite scents, without attaching the names of the ladies that go with them. porthos

I don't usually wear perfume ( my fav is Romance by Ralph Lauren..subtle but fruity scent) as it usually is a discretion issue for some folks but I have been told my shampoo and body wash smell wonderful on me.;)

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I've got my departure date set for leaving Ottawa.. the countdown is on and I won't be around much longer!!! Come see me before I leave and let's make some memories!! I'm a model tall 5'10, a curvy woman's body that's got the perfect shape you've been looking for! I've got bright green eyes that will put you in a daze and a smile that'll melt you inside. A bubbly, sweet and perky personality that'll get you smiling and feeling amazing! Call to book an appointment at 613-274-7073 and come in for an amazing sensual massage, slippery body slides and an ending you won't soon forget't soon forget! Schedule: Today until 9pm @ 1902 Robertson Road Tuesday 9am-9pm @ 1902 Robertson Road Thursday 3:30-11pm @ 65 Bentley xxxoo Let's play while we can!

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This was very tough for me to choose just one. I finally decided on Brooke (girl #2). It was her nipples that did it for me. I just kept imagining playing with them

Congrats on your first 100 buddy!!

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I'm not sure it was my first ... the first was probably a Bond girl. But I had it bad for Jenny Agutter in Logan's Run. Additional Comments: So Dr. No came out the year I was born, but Ursula Andress was a serious crush from the first time I saw the movie.

School holidays in Canada run roughly from June 20th to August 25th (take or leave a few days) I personally did not found that much a drop in business during the summer itself, but keep in mind I am low-volume. But the two last weeks of August are a little bit slower as the gents are putting their kids back in school, buying supplies, paying fees, taking their last vacations etc. As for the high price of hotel and flight...well it's because summer is the most desirable time of the year to travel in Canada so it's normal that companies raise their prices I personally use http://www.momondo.com for travelling, it show you the different prices/lenght of flights and also a diagram of price of you leave a day before/after Good luck!

I don't think ones business is reflective of holidays but more to popularity, if an sp is well liked men will go out of their way to see her, no mater the time of year. During vacation times and holiday times business still has to be conducted and business men still travel. I would book your times around your comfort and abilities to provide. Advertise well and I'm sure you'll do well no matter the time of year:)

I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors Gonna pop my pills from a Pez dispenser Get washed-up singers writin' all my songs Lipsynk 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong Well, we all just wanna be big rockstars And live in hilltop houses, drivin' fifteen cars The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat And we'll hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP with the movie stars Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair And we'll hide out in the private rooms With the latest dictionary of today's who's who They'll get you anything with that evil smile Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar just got done playing on some st john station called the wave

From what I have read, seen, heard etc. I think the bottom line here rolls back to the societal norms that we all had growing up, especially in Canada. Ladies were taught to control their sexual appetites and to be there for their spouse. There was this stigma of "you shouldn't enjoy sex and you shouldn't ask for it or for what you want". This has changed a lot in recent years but I have seen it in action. Women who want sex would rather go trolling the internet for a random hook up or meet someone at a bar than pay for it. The problem is how many times to you end up with a dud compared to a stud and then regret things in the morning. How often is one truly satisfied when this is how we get sex? I think of some of the stories posted here about our own wonderful Il Re and the one that sticks in my mind is the one Emily J wrote. Here is an amazing woman who was on edge sexually and needed some relief. She more than got it. She gives to others and their pleasure is her enjoyment. Just like Il Re, a ladies pleasure is his goal. I think so many ladies are missing out on wonderful pleasure all because they have been taught they are women, it's easy for them to find someone to have sex with or to be a companion and while this is true, how often is it satisfying? I believe there are many women out there who would love to be pampered, taken care of and given a wonderful and satisfying sexual release. I think what we see in this country is so many overworked, stressed, multi-tasking tired women who when put in a position of being able to have it all, just want to relax and enjoy the sensation of hands pampering them for a little while and easing their tension. Most of the time, I doubt sex even comes into their mind because it just feels to good and they're not wasting a moment of bliss for something they can easily get (sex). There's the rub, we can easily have sex and companionship but how easily can we get a full body rub, help with things or a chance to be pampered? THOSE things we pay for which is why spas are so popular. If there was a shift, not only in thinking but in living, where women were more satisfied with life in general and less stressed and the focus became more on satisfying our desires than craving an opportunity to just "feel good", I think there would be a large market for straight male escorts. Until then, it is a small niche and ladies flock to spas.

Oh that's easy... "As good as it gets" of course!!

I have had Emily as part of a 3sum and she was a blast. What do you like in looks and services? This will help guide any recommendations.

Just had a wicked session. Rosie is wicked in the pole as well. I took a stab at the pole and did ok for a first timer! Duo with Annabelle and Rosie! Do it! Annabelle has a deadly awesome DT and tongue skill. AT THE SAME TIME! Keep attentive, otherwise they'll start going at each other like mad lovers! PSE all the way! Interactive indeed. So hot watching these two. Annabella has some mad DT skills! Good thing thy are not clock watchers ... I took opportunity to switch between the girls, otherwise that DT service would have ended my day too quickly. I wasn't sure I would be able to do MSOG given seeing a few other girls in the past few days. I don't always write reviews on everyone I see, but when there is something to write home about ... Dear mamma! I met Annabella and e blew my world to the next level! We all know what Rosie looks like. My type of well built spinner. But Annabella, she's all woman! A little bit of tummy, strong, and soft, nice butt! A real woman with really strong need for physical intimacy. I spent my first 15 min on Annabella, going down on her. She enjoy it, and adjusted me to where she felt best, and it was all noise from there. While Annabella was giving me a detail tour of the back of her throat, Rosie decided she needed attention and sat on my face! I lost it right there. But, alas, the evidence disappeared! We took a little breather, Rosie went to take care of a few things and Annabella went back to some more DT action and like magic, I'm hard again! I haven't been like that since ... Since ... Since I can't remember! We'll, that was queue and its cowgirl time. Rosie returns, and starts servicing herself and massaging my testis while I was being used like a blowup doll! Swapped was quick and Rosie really wants attention now! My god, from the way she breathed and panted, its like she hasn't had some or years! That only encouraged me further and was it ever explosive! The final touch, they put me in the middle and I was sandwich between two women! Now that's the life! I really over indulged, and had a great time! Annabella is here till tomorrow evening. Rosie is a regular in the area, although she doesn't advertise as often, but reach out and chat with her, as she loves to text and get to know her clients. http://ottawa.back page.com/FemaleEscorts/16947362 Contact Rosie with this number: http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=125647&highlight=Rosie

Did you know... ...The Clitoris is the only body part in either females OR males, in which it's only function is pleasure? :) ...the "glans" which is just the tip that you can see has over 8,000 nerve endings, nearly twice the amount on the head of a penis? ...only less than one quarter of the clitoris is visible and the internal parts rival the size of an adult penis? ...the clitoris will grow up to 4x between when a women hits puberty up until after 30 years of age? ...ancient cultures used to worship the divine vulva as the gateway for all of human life? Yup, it's pretty amazing! :) <-- All that yellow is the clitoris!

I'll get a part time job there for your amusement ;)

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