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I am reflecting while writing this recommendation on another wonderful date I had, reconnecting with Emily. Because of circumstances in my personal life I have had to put this lifestyle on hold. Even my date with Em was originally planned as a weekend sleepover, but as things progressed there was a very real possiblity that I would be going to the Maritimes for a funeral. So I cancelled the sleepover, but scheduled a four hour outcall instead. Emily's scheduling meant I had to see her in London, but to see her was well worth the drive. And as it turned out, it was a wonderful and memorable four hours. I told Em even if I had to cancel due to personal circumstances, she would be paid in full for the four hour encounter. Emily was agreeable to this, and most of all, understanding, thank you Em. Why was I willing to schedule an encounter when there was a chance I couldn't make it, and compensate the lady in full if I didn't come? At time of personal grief, you need, not just want, you need human companionship. And that companionship had been lacking in my life for seven months, this lifestyle on hold because of family circumstances. In short I needed female companionship, that the companionship was with a friend made it all the more special. So what a joy hearing my friend,yes friend, knock on the door. Emily arrived on time. We greeted one another with a smile, hug and kiss, and then more hugging and kissing. Emily looks as young and beautiful as ever. If you like Emily's photographs, well Emily is even more beautiful in person. And that beauty is more than just in her looks. Once you get to know her, it's her inner beauty that shines through. Emily is one of the most kind, caring ladies I know. She has been a concerned and supportive friend, over the past few months. She has been an email pen pal if you will, knowing about circumstances going on in my life, and offering her support and friendship. It is a friendship valued and appreciated more than you know Emily. Our evening began over drinks and cheese and crackers. And we caught up on old times, and current events too. But details of our conversation are private between two friends. Well as the evening progressed we just looked at one another and stood up. We hugged and kissed, and I undressed Emily, her clothes falling to the floor. I had to take a second look, for one second I thought I had a Victoria's Secret model standing in front of me. And Victoria's Secret's products don't so much make Emily look good as much as Emily makes their products look good. But I digress. We embraced, and well then, Emily was no longer looking like a Victoria's Secret model, but she looked every bit a beautiful Goddess. We laid down in bed where we embraced, kissed, cuddled and made love. The details of which will remain private between Emily and me. Unfortunately as it always does, the time was up. We got dressed, and I drove Emily back to her hotel. We kissed good-bye, and as I am driving back to my hotel I am already thinking of the next time I get to see Em. In this lifestyle there are labels used to describe ladies and gentlemen. For me, the only label I can think of to describe Emily is friend, a good friend. And that friendship is reciprocated. But for those gentlemen who have yet to meet her but would like to, a accurate label for Emily is courtesan. But don't let all those labels intimidate you, Emily is a down to earth lady with a great sense of humour. Of all the people I know, both in my outside civilian life, and this life, Emily is one of the few people I trust without reserveration. The value of her companionship far exceeds any donation she asks for. And as with all my encounters with Em, I am always left with magical memories of our time together. Emily is one of those rare gems I am glad I met and got to know. You are a very special lady Em, and I consider myself to be a fortunate and lucky man to have met and become friends with you. Thank you again Emily for your continuing friendship, and companionship and our date. I'm looking forward to when we see each other again

Spinach and lots of orgasms. :motion:

Honestly for me, there are no right or wrong "words", there are right and wrong PEOPLE. With some people you know that whatever dirty word comes out of their mouth, they mean it in the most respectful, caring and lusty way possible. It's a compliment. That's when I love terms like slut or w***e or whatever. Then there are those that can make even the nicest word seem dirty and I'm not talking in a sexy way. They can make words like beautiful or sweet sound like derogatory comments. Words do have many different meanings but it's the thought, emotions and intent behind the words that give them true power!

My favorite is penis in vagina... Lol. The rest depends on the mood!

I spent most of my life not giving a crap. I ate, what I want, when I wanted. Often being fast food crap since I would never bring a lunch to work. I even wouldn't eat at all some days. I worked too much and too long in hostile and stressful jobs.too much Stress and anxiety is a killer to the body and mind. Often worked in unsafe environments without proper equipment, although employers are suppose to provide safety, I was to naive and stupid and did things anyways to get the job done. Used and abused my body at work. After reevaluating my life I've done drastic changes in the last 8-9 months, both mentally and physically. 1. Started going to kickboxing 2-3 a week 2. No longer eat fast food crap. (I think I would die if I ate McDonald again) 3. Soda was my drug of choice from 2-3 a day to now 2-3 a month. 4. No more working unsafe, if required a mask I wear one, harness or any other safety equipment necessary, not ashamed or afraid to refuse otherwise. 5. Work is almost virtually stress free and hostile free, got a great boss. Changing company Maybe the best thing. 6. Water I drink lots and when I need some flavour I add mio to it. 7. Most important changed my outlook on life. 8. Started seeing cerb ladies. Mental benefits work amazing, hell orgasm aren't to shabby either lol So far I've lost over 40 pounds, I got way more energy. Self esteem has greatly improved. I worry far less, which is great cause honestly could not handle it anymore. I'm trying to live a life rather than living lifelessly. Accepting certain things in my life that aren't in my control.

In this youth obsessed society, sadly, appearances seem to mean everything. But how we look in large part can be a reflection of our health, physical and mental. Genetically, some of us are given the short end of the stick by being predisposed to certain diseases which can manifest into health risks these can be altered by ones lifestyle, environment and certain chemicals. What if anything do you do to ward off father time and disease. Or do you just accept and say what will be will be and do nothing:) Drink lots of water? eat properly? eating organic foods? exercise? lots of sleep? yoga? keeping a positive outlook? having a purpose? having a home that is toxin free? I walk daily, I have to, having 2 dogs:) and try hard to eat reasonably, being a chip and sugar gal its a daily struggle as I don't have a full point, lol. Also each day I set a goal to accomplish and try to remain positive in the bleakest moments:)

you may want to edit the ladies street name for her discretion...

I agree with Porthos, I don't think any of these categories are mutually exclusive. If I had to pick a category, though, I would mesh romantic/passionate sex into one and move forward from there!

Your post touched me as I could feel the pain in your writing. I'm so glad you've found some inner peace and made positive changes. The most important thing is how you now feel, so much more important than how you look, looking better is just a bonus. Congratulations and may things just keep getting better for you:)

Is this why LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT0J0rcJTLo RG

I gave in (somewhat) to the aging process. Tried to reverse it for awhile, but I failed. I work hard and I play hard and that simply ages one. I have always thought that I liked woman, cheese, whisky, wine and scotch well seasoned, or aged. Interesting, but I have discovered that a man can be the same to some women - better with age.

Oh and yesterday I watched Hard Candy. An excellent, very intense, slightly uncomfortable psychological thriller. Definitely a break out role for Ellen Page. She's just plain awesome in this.

Congratulations, Gabriella Laurence! You're the first to attain 200,000 rep points on the board, and that says quite a lot! What an extraordinary achievement, coupled with some of the best-written, entertaining and scintillating ads you'll find on the net, Gabriella is also the inventor of Erotic Math, plus so much more! :) So please join me in expressing your admiration for this very fine lady, and her very active participation here in our community! Well done, wishing you all the best, Gabriella! xox

It's already too late for me!!!

I pump iron, golf a lot, cycle, drink an ton of water every day, eat pretty well, read, watch movies, laugh, and have lots of sex which is the fountain of youth!

All of the above ... I'm not sure any of the categories precludes any of the others.

Ok, no laughing at me ok?! I bought a hot off the assembly line a 1984 Hyundai Pony. It was a horrible piece of crap. My best car is my current 1989 Mercedes 190E, with an inline 6. She is my baby. Only 113 000 kms, and in mint condition. Second was my Volks Rabbit GTI. I couldn't kill that thing.

Meh. Letters put together to phrase words really mean very little to me. Meanings, intentions and context can sometimes be more important, but I, personally try not to dwell on things like that. There is bigger things to worry about in the world that word choice. Especially in the heat of the moment, I would prefer to focus on other things than getting my panties in a knot over words. I like all dirty words. :) Even the C word (it is censored here) is good to go with me. It's fun to say and get a reaction from people too. Hehe :) Whore. Bitch. Slut. If someone is a good person with good intentions, and it's all in good fun, I wouldn't worry too much and use what is natural and comfortable for you. The overly politically correct people who overreact about these things and get huffy are their own worst enemy. This is just my own personal view on the subject, many others likely feel differently.

How inviting...

Someone just sent me this link to this damn funny video from Garfunkel and Oates. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HbaqlcmDCA I had time keeping my coffee from spurting through my nose. Love the line equating the clitoris to "Satan's doorbell".

A very hot sp I've been with a couple of times describes me as her animal. I take that as the highest praise. :)

Well nothing exciting, but strewn about my truck including glove compartment is a air compressor (in case I get a flat), flashlights, screwdriver/ratchet set, insulated work gloves, and that's the highlights RG

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Well not having owned very many different cars in my life but 93 ford ranger was the biggest money hungry bitch I've ever seen. Lets see besides regular maintenance (brakes, tires and fluid changes) I've changed the transmission, suspension, brake lines, severely engine related problems, eventually rebuilt engine. Besides the fact it handled like a crazy carpet on snow in the winter, I must admit fun as hell in empty parking lots with a bit of fresh snow. Hehe. I learned to drive with that vehicle in winter safely I can drive anything in the winter. Learned not to panic when lose control. Not to shit myself when the gas petal gets stuck to the floor while driving in residential areas. (Decided to crash it into a huge snow bank rather than someone or something. Although throwing it in neutral would of been better had I though of it) My first purchased car Nissan Altima 3.5 2006. Was a good car fun to drive very little problems. Eventually had to trade it in since my tools were to big and hard on it:( Now I have a dodge ram 2012. Which so far so good. Must admit I enjoy it being fully loaded. My ass love heated or cooled leather seats:) sunroof back window 4 door, voice command, car starter, camera, GPS and more. My dream car Nissan GTR

Just watched " The land of Blood and Honey" directed by Angelina Jolie. Over 2 hours long but an excellent movie.

Water, cleaned up how I eat with no more sugar, rarely any alcohol, long walking, sleep is my best friend, not worrying about trivial things and this below....lol. I On a superficial level, I don't frown, smile excessively to create deep laugh line or crows feet and I don't smoke and stay out of sun so I don't have those kinds of lines but I'm in my 30's and I'm sure a plastic surgeon's office will be my new place to hang out. I plan to do some maitenance on my face here and there but don't want a facelift or any of that b.s till I'm really old. What about the newest rage of doctors taking blood out of your arm and injecting it into your face? lol.

Welcome aboard, Kandice! :)

Hehe. I got in trouble with that car as well. It was more of my ex's car. Was caught doing 160 on the 416 back in 2002. With some sweet talking to the cop, I got it knocked down to 149. I had the 2001 GTP Special edition and it was black. I got 4 speeding tickets in 2 months and had to go to traffic school because I travelled so much with that vehicle and the Grand Cherokee I had at the time. I think there could be a warrant out for my arrest in upstate NY because I never paid the ticket!I haven't had a speeding ticket since! I always manage to talk my way of it! lol. This Jeep and exact model and color was my baby and was a gift. Best Jeep I've owned.

Worse: A '95 Geo Metro -- we needed a cheap car, we got a cheap car. Had no humph and way too many visits to the garage, but it did serve its purpose as a starter vehicle. Favorite: Pontiac Grand Prix '04. My first V6, and the car with which I got most of my speeding tickets. The ride was smooth and quiet; very easy to go over the speed limit without noticing. Especially nice after replacing the audio system with something a bit more capable. Used to go out driving in winding mountain roads with some serious tunes, like you see in commercials (except I'd rarely have the road to myself). I miss that car...

One of my favorite subjects, cars, love them, but can't afford to drive what I love-a jag or bently, my dream cars. The car I've disliked the most was an acura tl, mostly because of the dealership and service. The car I liked the most was my Cadillac cts, loved it, loved the dealership, loved how it drove, although I have to admit it sucked in the snow, but it was so comfortable, had everything but a penis,lol. I now own an infiniti g37x and it handles like a dream but I must admit getting a 2 door was a big mistake, looking for a 4x4 now.

Welcome to CERB Kandice, enjoy...

I must say I had the pleasure if playing with Lexy's great tits and I had a lot of fun doing it...wink wink

Exactly! i know what is with that! LOL on the lottery numbers, good thinking!

The value of a kissing session a personal choice. But, spending time doing a lot of kissing is much better than just "jackhammering"

Congrats Gabby on reaching 3500 post, keep them coming. PS. You are beautiful!

Congratulations Gabriella

congrats Gabriella on the 3500 posts

Congrats to an elegant and beautiful respected member, for all your contributions:)

way to go love, for someone as lovely as you it is no surprise :)

Congratulations Gabriella!!! Very impressive milestone, and indicative of your contributions !

Congrats Gabriella, definitely thought of highly around here :) and for good reason! cheers,

Congratulations Gabriella!!! That is very impressive and obviously well deserving too.

Congratulations Gabriella! Your posts speak for themselves and your rep points tell you how others value your comments, input and advice. Thank you for not only being part of this community but part of our lives.

Well, Moonbay are a FS outfit, so probably not the best place to be looking. And to be honest, if you've avoided MPs in Montreal because you don't speak french, the asian agencies perhaps aren't the best bet for you unless you speak one of the east asian languages :) Anyways... you're spoiled for choice with the restrictions you've given so far. If you want to visit a spa, then CMJ, Paradise/Angel's and Vibe are all very nice places and have lots of choice of MAs (although none are particularly close to downtown if that matters to you). If you want an indy MA... Megan's Touch, Jessica, Gina, Sensual Erin, Amelia, Claire Heavens and Lilly are all well-recommended, and I'm sure there are some that I've forgotten...

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