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I am going to age myself here but, I remember tv without a remote or cable. We had a landline and needed to actually talk to each other! Now a days, what with texts, emails and online forums, the art of communication has become almost robotic. Gone is the chance to be funny/sarcastic. Gone is the chance to be succinct without reproach. Gone is the emotion that makes a statement valid. The above is replaced with judgement. The above is replaced by not being able to read between the lines because the body language and facial expressions are not present. Not all of us are able to express ourselves adequately in words but yet we may be very adept in person. Before jumping all over someone's post, perhaps we should ask the OP more questions so that they may attempt to verbalize their intent. Some people try to inject humor but it comes off wrong online. Some people have a bit of a language barrier and may unintentionally post something they really didn't mean. Cerb is a positive place and therefor benefit of the doubt should prevail unless blatant negativity exists. My nickels worth. How has technology let you down?

When I first started as an SP, I went to see a young university kid and being around that age myself, I didn't find it weird that I found myself walking up the stairs to one of those old downtown 4 story buildings that looked like something out of a bad movie. Everything was going smoothly in his twin bed when I heard something creaking. Yes, that's right, he had a twin bed. I was known to get a little wild in the cowgirl position but something did not seem right. He chalked it up to his old bed and we joked that it would be no surprise if it broke. It was getting hotter and more intense and the sex was good. Building up in anticipation, I heard this creak once again and really thought the bed was going to collapse. The pace was just right, our bodies both in rhythm and our young fit bodies closely intertwined with one another. I looked into his eyes and thrusted into him harder when all of a sudden I heard a splitting crack. Without further notice, we screamed as we went right through the ceiling!!! Our naked bodies clung to each like saran wrap and below us some young Asian guy sitting on the floor watching t.v. only a few feet away from us as his jaw dropped to the floor. Boom!! We were sitting on a mattress smack dab in the middle of his living room both butt naked. I screamed in some pain for him to get me a towel and he called the 9-1-1, the fire department and paramedics. Forunately we were not hurt to the degree that we should have been ( ask my back that years later) and I was so embarassed that I snuck out of there with only a towel on and ran upstairs to see if the door to the guy's apartment was still open. Fortunately he never locked it and I got out of there like a bat out of hell. I never stuck around and if this happened today, you can bet on it that I would have sued the property management company who oversaw that building. I later recounted this story to someone I knew and they told me their ex boyfriend was a firefighter and him and his buddies were on the scene that night and that this incident was a legend. I don't know what was worse..this incident or banging a guy and causing him to have a heart attack. My back has never been the same since!

Technology has changed many people's behaviour in how they respond to one another. For example, when sending someone a text, how about at least a "Hello"? A person's voice and the pleasures of a conversation are now replaced with looking at words on a screen with no one talking back. It seems these days if you don't respond to someone' texts or phone calls and they can't get you at that very moment, it's almost as if there is a crisis. "Where are you?" "Why didn't you respond to my texts?". Back in the old days, if you couldn't get a hold of someone, you had to wait until they called you back or by attempting to contact them again. It seems as though as technology advances, as devices become faster, society has instant gratification issues. Could I go for a cell phone for a day? I sure could. I did it before. Human interaction and the actions that follow it seem to be replaced with technological devices and I would be curious to see how this will play out years from now.

Why does cof have to be YOU jacking off? Women have hands too! And I've had many a cum-splatter on my face while my tits did all the work... Just saying.

Comm technology just underscores Marshall McLuhan's thesis statement: "The medium is the message". When we buy-into the various & ever-evolving devices, are we diminishing our ability to transmit information in a humanistic way or are we simply struggling to find ways to plug ourselves into the global village?

When I joined Cerb, 2yrs ago I had no, absolutely no computer knowledge or tech abilities. I had just gotten my very first computer, I was not wanting to join " the technology age". It took me a little while to learn things, heck I didn't even know the keys, yes a true computer virgin. Nor did I know the etiquette. Being stubborn and one to never fully read anything, especially directions, rules, contracts, ect- a big mistake as I've suffered a few consequences. But that's okay:) I've always been one to accept the punishment of my deed. In saying all that I do still find it hard to get my point across when typing, as this post may illustrate, but I try. I also live a lifestyle that doesn't warrant the need to have the latest new tech gadget, nor do I want it. I prefer to put my money into a nice car, and to help animal shelters and their homeless animals:) What I do find frustrating in the tech age is the need for people to text instead off picking up the phone to talk, I hate that.

I'm sure it doesn't have to be said to a lot of people here but when visiting an SP, discretion goes a long way. When she gives specific instructions, please follow them and don't deter from them for what you think is just for your own safety and discretion. When an SP asks someone to do something where protocol is concerned, it's for a reason. Please don't go against it as it will only work against you. A person attempting to play secret agent and thinking they're going unnoticed only makes things worse for the SP and her stress level. This includes hanging around in her building, shouting her escort name at the intercom in the building saying they're there for an apt, hanging around in their car in the area she lives in and a client not parking where they were told to. It can be comparable to an SP going to a client's house on a outcall and have some person take her there in an old, loud junker car and she gets out wearing clothing that is less than discrete. I'm sure the client would be mortified wondering if any of their neighbors had just witnessed that or what they were thinking Someone thinks by parking way down the street and walking quite a ways isn't noticed by anyone? To someone living in the area, they would think to themselves, why wouldn't they have just parked at the person's house? People notice things like that and if a client is given specific instructions, please follow them. A client doesn't like to see neighbors after they've parked further down the street and have to walk past them after the fact. Had the person just parked their car as directed, they could have just gotten in their car and drove away. Playing secret agent doesn't always make a person invisible. In fact, it's drawing more attention to themselves. Sometimes the best way for a person to be discrete is to be out in the open and act like they belong there. And also when a client is playing secret agent with an SP, this makes her very weary and less inclined to go through with the appt. I've turned a few people away as a result of this. In an SP's environment and surroundings, she is aware of what is going on as opposed to the client going into unchartered territory. While this can be nerve wracking for some clients to visit an SP and worried about being jumped by some Bubba behind the door, it is best to do your homework first. However, and as far as I know, SPs here on Cerb are not into bait and switch tactics, robbing clients, etc. For both SP and client, neither of them know what they are walking into and I understand this. It can also be said for SPs who are inviting people into their own space and often times not knowing what to expect can also be very stressful. However, those who don't follow instructions don't seem to care about their actions after not listening to the SP and then get all worried about it after, it's their own fault. When I ask someone to do something it's for a good reason and that is discretion. I get very upset when people go against what I say and I'm saying it for a reason...for mine and yours. It's almost as if I'm knocking and no one is answering and it's extremely frustrating not to mention disrespectful. If some can't follow instructions and are inconsiderate and indiscrete to discretion and protocol then it's not someone I want to see. Clients demand discretion and I expect the same in return. Thanks for your consideration.

Salt & pepper hair is a sign of experience and wisdom :) I think it's sexy, personally. Even pure grey or white can be sexy on a man who wears it with confidence. A confident man will accept all aspects of the aging process with pride and make it look graceful. I have always liked older men though, so that's just my opinion, but I know I am not the only one who feels this way. :) Embrace it! :biggrin:

I enjoy the ability to be able to say something to someone when I remember it be it 7am 10pm or 3am or no matter where I am. I spent many years in management with a phone or radio strapped to me and then had some issues caused by one of the first cell phone batteries so now, I dislike the phone immensely. I do miss the days of hanging out and having a conversation because face to face is still the most brilliant interaction possible. One thing I don't understand is the younger kids sitting in a room together texting one another. THAT is when I realize how bad it's gotten. Our young people talk in slang or text speak and I wonder what that means when they get into the real world or for us when they do. As Nicolette said, we are also more of an instant gratification society now but we are also more of a self absorbed society too. People seem to be more into themselves and their little bubble especially in traffic. It's like they forget there is anyone else there. Mind you, I couldn't do without the internet because it lets me keep in touch with those people who are most important to me. It also allows me knowledge and expression. Skype is wonderful for this too especially across miles, provinces and countries. I think technology is great, I think the way we incorporate it into our lives needs work.

Since I was pointed out in your comment (among others) Really? This added to your disappointment? I get being polite, but I never insulted him, or made any negative comments of any kind towards him. Just re-read the other comments, and they weren't even rude, more of an explanation. And for continuing on this derailment (Sorry!)

Something else, maybe it's appropriate to interpose here. What happens in an encounter is private between the lady and gentleman. The only thing about the encounter that can be shared with others is what is written in a recommendation, and only imho after the lady has read and ok'd the recommendation for posting. But details, whether it is the lady's phone number, or her address, or intimate details of the encounter, that is between the lady and gentleman and only for them to know. Besides being discrete, it adds to the intimacy that two people shared in an encounter. A quick rambling RG

On the side track issue, yes I don't actually know of any doctor, chiropractor, or dentist or other similar professions that don't have 24 hour notice requirements, before charging the client for the appointment that they no show or cancel on the same day. In these days of medical insurance, I would hazard a guess that those who don't know about these standard policies just don't know about them because they don't pay out of pocket. I book appts for a friend for a chiropractor that has to be paid in cash, and get reminded on the phone that if the patient is too late to make the appointment and the doctor can't see him he will be charged for that appointment anyway (because he is chronically late) I also get involved in booking hotels and exhibit booths, and some hotels and all exhibitions require prepayment. The exhibit is paid half in advance, and the other half closer to the date, but definitely prior to set up. Some hotels require payment of the first night, which is non refundable unless changed 24 hours in advance. So if the party arrives to the hotel and doesn't want to actually stay, they will still be charged for that night regardless. Lots of examples of such nonrefundable or cancelation policies are out there. Like it or not. And the difference here of course is that sps who do not have the good reputation or professionalism are not the ones coming up with cancel fees. We are talking about sps who incur costs to provide that appointment, who have solid experience, history, and reputations, good business practises, good ethics and good attitudes. These are the ladies who not just deserve to be compensated for that no show or late cancel, but need to be because they are the ones who went out of their way to accommodate the client's requests. Same with some sps require deposits for longer appointments, travel arrangements etc, non refundable as well. For other sps, we work on short notice, same day bookings, use confirmation calls half hour prior to the appointment time, and other ways to reduce the impact of no shows or late cancelations. We are unlikely to ask for or need any cancel fees, because we are unlikely to be out of pocket just setting up the appointment for the client in the first place. Some sps do cancel last minute, and some maybe should be offering a discount on a future visit, but when they cancel the majority of clients are not actually losing the appointment fee. It is, for the most part, still in their pocket. It can still be used to see the same sp, another sp, or go towards the bills. When a client no shows on an sp who has a more involved booking process, lost income cannot be recovered most of the time. They don't have a waiting list of guys to call in the event they get some time freed up. And that is really what we are talking about in these cases.

From O-town such an easy city to get around in within minutes pending on the time of day and so much to offer. I've had SO many GREAT orgasm's in my time here in O-town, and the ladies here and that visit us are simply fabulous ;). I wouldn't change venues at all, but possibly..just possibly...move to the east coast.

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I think we can all agree that you provide us with many interesting and enlightening posts and those aren't just the news or interest stories you post. I enjoy your POV as well and your thoughts are well thought out. Looking forward to more!!

Judgmental strangers. They suck. Just had my dog out for a walk. He's a pug, and old, so gets tired fast. I make sure to take lots of breaks, and I carry a 'gulpy' pet water bottle that comes with a bowl attached, so he gets frequent water breaks. A random stranger just walked up to me and yelled at me that my dog is thirsty and 'that's why his tongue is out, he's thirsty!' I YELLED. I just gave him water. It's hot out, so his mouth is open. His tongue is ALWAYS out. And also: it's not your business. How dare someone walk past me and accuse me of mistreating my dog. I treat this dog better than I treat myself - I didn't even have a water bottle, but I had his. I hate hate hate people who do things like that. ARGH!!!!

Sometimes electronic media, be it emails/pm's/post's, has the unfortunate side effect that subtle nuances don't get picked up. For example sometimes something written in humour just gets read as nasty. But then again, that is where internet shorthand comes in, such as LOL etc. But the electronic media IMHO has actually brought us closer together. Take this board, well community for example. We are all here a bunch of like minded people. While we share a common lifestyle we also discuss other topics of interest. And we are members coast to coast. Electronic media has in fact brought a lot more people closer together. This just wouldn't happen back in the days of landlines, and no internet. But that said, one thing I don't understand (and maybe because I don't get it) is Facebook and Twitter. At work for example, a bunch of people are networked on Facebook talking on a computer after work what they talked to each other during the workday about. Anyhow, a rambling RG

Love this: http://theweek.com/article/index/223137/how-the-phone-stack-is-civilizing-dinners-out-with-friends

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I'm going to sound like the young one. I do enjoy the convenience of texting and certain technologies. I agree a lot is lost in context when writing. As for other technology that has let me down I would have to say there is a lot. It all come down to greed and money. We have the ability to make the world a better place but we don't why cause it cost too much or its not worth losing income over. We had the knowledge of electric cars decades ago but only in the past few years have we started using it. Why, cause gas make money. We should already have cures for certain disease but why invest in a cure and lose out on money from the drugs that slow the process down. Heck why do we still develop weapons of mass destruction. Why is there still starving people cause it all cost money that greed has prevented us from changing.

You can ask politely, preach and pray that all will follow rules, use common sense, but in the end people do what they want. All one can do is choose the good clients that are discreet and follow your guidelines and ignore the rest. I have learned in this business there are SOME nice clients, SOME who play games, SOME who follow protocol to a T and SOME who just won't follow directions even if they were lead by them on a leash! So my advise would be, treasure the good ones and worry about things you can control:)

My biggest pet peeve....when I say you can park int he laneway (or the more popular central canadian expression - park in the driveway) do so! Nothing is more obvious in a residential neighborhood than someone who parks on the street and walks on down to a home with a big empty laneway! I may not include that in my ads but I certainly state it upon confirmation of address!

Just so I am clear...you want him to be allowed to bash my thread? Just because he's new? No, like everyone else he will sooner or later learn that if he has nothing nice to say, cerb isn't the place to say it. His comment was uncalled for, new member or not. I'm glad the members stepped in to help educate him on how things work here... The ladies here have enjoyed this thread, mod states there are no issues with it... so let's please not create some. Now let's get back to the topic at hand:

Way way back in time, my girlfriend and I were enjoying each other's company one evening. Her face seemed to have a special glow. Then I realized one of the mood candles had set fire to her pillow! I'm all for hot sex but one must draw the line somewhere.

Ottawa suits me well. I love the distinct seasons. I love all of the festivals. I love all the the green space. I love that its small enough to get around with ease but that its big enough to provide me with the entertainment I crave. I love that I can easily hop on a plane to other destinations. I love that I can easily drive to Toronto, Montreal and Kingston. And finally, I love my home!

Great thread! I'm in Ottawa, and I came here from Toronto after University, thinking I'd head back there after a few years. But, I'm still here. I love it here. I like the small city, and I LOVE this city in the summertime - Gatineau Park, the bike trails, everything outdoors in this city is gorgeous in the summer. But mostly what I love about where I live, is right in my house - my three kitties and my puggy :) They make anywhere home.

Disclaimer: I realize that the majority of you are paying for a sexual service and that your needs should be met within the boundaries of the escort in question. That is the service I am providing. However, that being said, I would like to call attention to what I like to refer to as "jack-hammering." This is basically extended penetrative sex and nothing else. You may be convinced that good sex requires only penetration and stamina--as well all know, women want a man who can last (I hope you can sense the sarcasm there), or perhaps it is purely selfish on your part, you do want to get your money's worth after all. So you pound your paid sex partner, over and over, squeezing in every possible available second. In which case, I am not a blow-up doll. I am not an object solely for your use. Keep in mind, I do not think it is a problem, for example, if you would like to simply pay to receive a blowjob, provided you realize the skill and time involved in administering a good blowjob. And I do not think penetrative sex itself is bad. But if you are interested in engaging in a full range of sexual behaviour, please realize that "sex" does not simply equal penetration for as long as humanly possible. After awhile it is painful, un-stimulating and rather boring. If a woman is not turned on, she doesn't create those delicious lubricating fluids that can make penetrative sex so wonderful. So take the time to pay attention to things like kissing and groping and licking and nibbling and so on. If the first thing you're going for is penetration, you have skipped so many amazing, naughty fun things to do to one another. While we are providing a very intimate service, aimed at generating your pleasure and satisfaction, we have emotions, and physical limits. So keep that in mind the next time you're with your favourite lady. Happy pooning!

The profile has gender listed as female as well? From "about me" in the profile "About jessica222 Gender: female Service Provider, Massage Provider, Hobbyist or Other? :other" So both a female username and listed as female, but he's a guy? Seems like a troll to me? Kim

Congrats Cato !!! Keep em coming !

I retired a wonderful laptop last year...huge screen great for watching movies etc... It just up and wouldn't start one day. I was clearing out my overloaded closet today and came across it. I decided to plug it in and give it a try. It works! Yippee!

My mid-life hair crisis was not as much about the gray appearing, but that the bald spot was now dominating (I started losing my hair at 25; I like to think it's because I have a lot of testosterone in my bloodstream). Instead of dying my hair, I just shaved it off. I've been shaving my head pretty much every morning since. The people around generally agree it works well for me. I've got a circle beard (a.k.a. goatee) which started as playoff beard, but never went away. I've got a lot of colors in there: black, copper, gray. I like to think it suggests maturity. It seems that as the years go by, men's hair get affected by gravity -- the hair on top has slid down into a beard and chest hair. Thinking of silverback gorillas, I sometimes jokingly look at myself and think "silverfront".

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I have to admit I often send pm/wall messages just to thank them or to send positivity their way or the occasional laugh. Usually short and sweet, its always nice to be reminded that someone thinking of you or a good laugh. I know I love random positive pm, for me its often a reminder of the good and kindness in people not to mention it make me feel special. I understand people get busy and unless its a question which rarely is, I don't expect a response. It's always nice and welcomed but not required. I will admit when I first came to cerb I looked at it a little different. I would assume that no reply meant I was be ignored at took it too close to heart. I've come to realize that not everyone spends as much time as I do on here, they have lives and some set time aside for this. I also had to consider the ratio of pm one must get. I mean more men than woman on the board I'm sure the woman get far more than the men.

awesome, congrats Cato...from strip club to ab pics to polls ;)...you do it all, enjoy all your posts...keep it up.

Congrats Castle on reaching 2000 posts and thank-you for your contribution to Cerb. Here's to another 2000!

For sure the man keeps things fun here. A real community builder. Congrats!

Similar threads started in the newbie section that could be helpful: Discretion and the Importance of Following Protocol at an SP's Location http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=135381 The Importance of following Instructions.... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=78942 Additional Comments: And somewhat relevant to this discussion: A ladies location: info to never be shared http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=109295

Congratulations Cato on your 7000 posts, I'm slowly but surely catching up. It may take me a few years too :) Enjoy reading all your post :)

Thanks for your thread starter, Lexy.

Awww thankyou everyone...hopefully I can make that happen...would love to visit your city and play xo

At Studio Illona on McArthur Rd., you can try either Angela or Lilly. Angela is likely in your age range, while Lilly may be only a few years below your age range.

"The Watch" has some funny moments. Ben Stiller used to crack me up, but now he seems to play the same interchangeable part in all his flicks. I like Vince Vaughan so that's a plus, and any movie that includes aliens and orgies can't be all bad!

Thanks for your contributions and hitting the 2000 mark. I'll look forward to your many more posts:)

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Perhaps it's all in the delivery, but I actually often ask who if someone tells me they are waiting for someone. Not because I think it's a lie, but because if she doesn't know you're there or that you're there for her specifically, I can go get her or at least let her know that you're waiting for her. I've had girls do that for me, so it's something I try and do for others as well.

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Because we can?

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AMP = Asian Massage Parlor analingus = licking anus Asian = analingus Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup ATF = all time favorite ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth. attempts = trying to orgasm Aunt Flo = menstruation, period B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian balloons = breast implants BB = bareback = without condom BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth) BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial BBFS = bare back sex BBW = big beautiful woman BCD = behind closed doors BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism. BF = boy friend BFE = boy friend experience birdwatching = BBBJTCWS BLS = ball licking and sucking Blue Jay = blow job blue pill = Viagra BSB = bus stop babe butter face = everything looks good, but her face BTW = by the way cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less CD = cross dresser CDS = covered doggy style CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club CIM = cum in mouth CL = craigslist.org CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse. Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you cover = condom cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers cups of coffee = releases = orgasms DATO = dining at the o = analingus DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees donation = payment Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only) DDG = drop dead gorgeous DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue DIY = do it yourself (masturbation) DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth ECR = el camino real EOM = end of message. No text in message body. escort = a temporary companion for hire facial = cumming on partner's face FBSM = full body sensual massage fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice FIV = finger in vagina FKK = Frei K?rper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club. FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US. FOV = finger outside vagina French = BJ French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion FS = full service = BJ + Sex Get Brain = blow job Get Comfortable = get completely naked GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor GND = girl next door Greek = anal sex, back door GS = golden shower = urination play GSM = g-spot massage happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty Hat = condom HDH = high dollar hottie HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release HH = half hour HM = high mileage HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven HWP = height and weight proportionate hooker = prostitute IMHO = in my humble opinion interpreter = condom Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks ISO = in search of kitty = vagina Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess. LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH) LE = ellie = law enforcement LK = light kissing, closed mouth LOS = land of smiles = Thailand mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District Missionary = man on top, girl on back mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair MP = massage parlor MP = multiple pops = multiple releases MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club non-pro = not a professional provider NP = no problem NSA = no strings attached OWO = oral without condom OWOTC = oral without condom to completion papasan = male manager of a massage parlor party hat = condom PIV = penis in vagina PL = Pathetic Loser PO = phone operator (for making appointments) PS = private show (Dance) PSE = Porn Star Experience PV = private viewing (Dance) RA = relaxation assistant raincoat = condom RB = myredbook.com rimming = analingus RMP = Russian Massage Parlor ROB = Rip Off Bitch Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away Reverse massage = you massage her Roman shower = vomit play RPG = role playing games Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck SC = Strip Club self-service = you masturbate SF = San Francisco shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer SO = significant other SOG = shot on goal = one release SOMF = sat on my face south of the border = gential region southern france = BBBJ SP = Service Provider SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA spanish = ATM = ass to mouth spinner = very petite, thin girl STD = sexually transmitted disease stroll = path frequented by street walkers SW = street walker TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth TG = transgender TGTBT = too good to be true Tina = crystal meth TJ = Tijuana TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave TLD = topless lap dance tossing salad = analingus Troll = rude and hideous PL Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider. TS = transexual TUMA = tongue up my ass TV = transvestite UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ UTR = under the radar WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this) XOXO = Kisses & Hugs YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others. 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service 411 = seeking information 420 = 4:20 = marijuana 69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time $ = $100 $$ = $200 $$$ = $300 $$$.5 = $350 (get it?) incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates. outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room. two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.