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For me, it happened when I gained more sexual experience and experimenting with things like toys and just finding those "hot spots". I did not have an orgasm until I was in my mid 20's. Squirting happened right shortly before that. More me the spot is on the outside and less friction with fingers makes it that much wetter! With oral sex, the tongue has to lick up and down really fast for it to happen. A few people have drowned that way. lol. Unfortunately I do not have a squirting distance but when toys are added, I've hit myself in the face and neck. It is also wetter during hornier times of the month such as when a female is fertile and can do it continuously once happening 15 times in an hour or so and on command. I'm similar to Niagara Falls. lol.

In April I found out that I have cancer and the prognosis was not good. I had known for a while that something was wrong, but being the person I am, I just shrugged it off as being over 40 and not a big deal. Clearly it was. Instead of dealing with the issue at hand and informing those I care about and love, I decided to keep things to myself. When I finally started to tell those people depression and anger had set in to my heart. It had become obvious to those around me that I was no longer myself, the positive attitude and sense of humour were gone. I was trying to push those I love and care about away so I could be left alone. I was a fool! After telling my father of the situation, he realized that darkness and despair had filled my heart. He flew over here on Friday to spend a solid couple of days with me. Knowing this I thought it was time to tell him everything about my life since I left home at 18 and joined the Royal Navy. He has always been a pillar of strength in my life, there to listen and never judge. I am sure there are things that I told him over the last couple of days that he never wanted to hear, but he never wavered and just listened. This morning as I told the last of what I wished to tell him, he put that gigantic paw of his on my shoulder, looked me in the eyes and said..."get your goddamn head out of your bleeping ass"!!!! He's right!!! After more words of wisdom from my father, I realize now that it is time to enter the fight. I want to say I am sorry to those I care about and love, I should have been stronger from the start and told you the situation. That was my mistake. Thanks to my father I have my positive attitude back and sense of humour. I do not want anyone's sympathy, for it is an emotion that commandos have little value in. What I want is for people to smile and laugh, that is what gives me strength and always has. Though there will be times where I will obviously not be around while I deal with certain things, those of you who I am in contact with and consider to be my friends will know the situation and where I am. I will not keep you in the dark any longer. Now to leave this on a funny note. ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DdeLUA0Fms http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLpO-OvJU74 Spud271

I booked an appointment last night and left very pleased. She did say her name was Rona and worked at Magic Spa previously. She is located south Pembina. Her English is ok but not great. I had a hell of a time understanding what the buzz code was for her apartment as well as her apartment number. This made me walk up to her door with a slightly negative attitude however was extremely pleased when the door opened. I would say she is in her mid-thirties, was greeted by her in what appeared to be somewhat of a see thru dress with a shirt on top. Very pretty woman and appeared to have a nice sized chest. She took me to a room which had a couch and massage table. When I asked if I should take everything off, she asked if this was my first time! She had this "confused" look on her face..... of course I said NO ! I then proceeded to take everything off while she was out of the room and laid on the table. No, I didn't cover anything and thought I would leave it up to her if she didn't like what she saw. Upon her return she started applying oil on my back and proceeded with a fantastic massage. At one point, she said something about being hot and proceeded to take her shirt off. I didn't have the nerve....yet....to lift my head to see what she revealed. Minutes later, she climbed on the table, sat on my butt and started with a deeper tissue massage on my back. Well.....now I was getting hot. My hands started roaming behind me and started feeling her legs or as far as I could reach anyways.....which was not the pot of gold! I then turned around and saw that under the shirt was actually a teddy of some sort. WOW..... what nice breasts!!! I proceeded to take a shoulder strap off to which I again...received this confused look from her, something like....what is going on ....however you somehow knew it was ok. I paused to see if she wanted me to stop....then kept on removing the one strap then the other. Voila......two beautifully enhanced breasts. I don't know cup sizes however they were just a nice hand full. I asked if I could give her a massage which once again...I got this confused/"really?" look. She then said yes and was quite pleased with getting one from a customer. She keeps her back to you while sitting on the side of the table which gives you a rear approach to her. I was caressing her chest while she was massaging Johnny. She did ask me first if it was ok (she is so polite :) ). Needless to say, it was a happy ending with no more and no less than described. Removing the bottoms was off limits....at least on this first visit. Damage was $.8 which is a hell of a lot better than South Point in my opinion for the following reasons....more discrete location, way way prettier woman, you don't hear other people in the same house (although this is an apartment) all for $.2 more. Treat her well, don't be rude and enjoy his fine woman if you are into a nice massage with a happy ending. Cheers

Providers offering a discount or anything special in exchange for a recommendation are breaking the rules of Lyla. Recommendations & positive reviews should come naturally, if the SP is paying for them they are SHILL (fake) and not warranted. Guys... please report any post or comment where a provider offers a discount of any kind in exchange for a recommendation. We don't want fake recommendations here (it does none of you any good). Providers should earn the recommendation naturally. Thank you for understanding! Lyla xx

I've seen the lovely Carrie Moon a few times and we have a great session every time.. but when I booked her this time she mentioned she had a new friend visiting and since we'd been trying to make a threesome happen but were never successful I jumped on the chance to arrange. Carrie and Bianca greeted me together at the door. Carrie was wearing a short tight dress and Bianca was wearing a short tight camouflage dress with heels so that she almost matched Carrie in height. Carrie is of course curvy and mega busty and enjoys showing off her cleavage and long legs. Bianca is stunning and has a gorgous smile. The ladies had been tanning that sunny afternoon and were aglow. I followed them both to the bedroom where we all removed our respective clothing as we chatted and kissed one another. Bianca had told Carrie that she'd never done a 2 girl blowjob so Carrie suggested they start me off there. BUT..I love to go down and made sure to ask Carrie if Bianca also enjoyed it the way she does.. so I shortly changed the tables on them and first started getting reacquainted with Carrie's pussy while Bianca sucked on my cock.. then I got Bianca to come up to join me and help me lick Carrie's pussy.. She said she'd never experienced that before. Bianca licked Carrie's tits.. She was really enjoying her big natural tits.. then Bianca went back to lick her pussy and then I got behind her to lick her pussy.. super hot to watch and of course feel. and then while I was licking Bianca's pussy Carrie grabbed her big vibrator as she's quite the voyeur.. she wasn't quite able to cum but she was so close to being there..so after she helped me get Bianca off a few times to his pussy licking she asked me to fuck her.. I know how much she loves my cock inside her and it was what she needed at that point to get off.. and once she gets off the first time it's easier to get off over and over. So I fucked her deep and hard so she could cum a couple times and Bianca borrowed Carrie's massive vibrator to help herself get off some more while watching her and I fuck. FUCK threesomes can be so fucking hot!!! I went back to fucking Bianca and now since I had 'broken' Carrie's orgasm seal she could cum properly over and over with her wand while she enjoyed watching me fuck Bianca.. it was so hot. I was fucking Bianca in missionary and then I turned her over for doggie style. At this point Carrie put her head under Bianca's chest and licked her tits and then went back up for some kisses..I kept pounding her like I had done to Carrie. Now had to taste her 'cum' after having made her cum a few times so I went back down to taste her.. then back up to kiss Carrie.. Now I went back to pounding Carrie.. and then well then.. I was plum wore out fro m all the pounding so I took a break which is when the girls went back to sharing my cock as they had done at the beginning.. that was too much for me and I exploded in Carri's mouth while Bianca stroked my balls. We were all a sweaty mess now :) What a fun way to get more acquainted with each other. That was my first duo and certianly won't be my last. Thanks Carrie and Bianca for fulfilling that fantasy :)

As the lovely Midnight Massage suggests, do research, read, communicate with a lady of your liking. But don't put the " pussy on a pedestal" if you think too hard on it, you might think yourself out of a booking. Take it easy, and just be sure that you are communicating what you are looking for in a date. Perhaps a lady that is well established, respected and reliable is going to be best for you. This way she can take the lead, and guide you into the dream date experience you are looking for. Be sure that you let her know you are new to this lifestyle, and this way she can be patient and understanding to your needs:) Best wishes, hope to see more posts from you! xoxoxo

Thinking too much can be your worst enemy. Since you've found your way here and started this thread, that tells me you are interested and seeking. My suggestion would be to determine what you want (must haves/deal breakers) and how much you can afford. Then find ladies in your local area and then browse their profiles and pictures. When you find one or two that strike your fancy, delve into their posts, recommendations and websites. From all that information there is sure to be a stand out that is who you are looking for. Before you can think about it too much, contact the lady is the way she requests and start a communication. Provide the details she requests but try not to spend too much time worrying about what to say, just DO it. Reading through the site, most gentlemen are amazed at the amount of time they spent worrying, fussy, thinking etc. before they jumped in. Thankfully CERB takes a lot of the guess work out and gives you great resources. Jump in, enjoy and know you are in good hands no matter who you pick!! Good Luck *muah*

Sharknado. I can'T believe this movie is actually playing

``The Heat`` with Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy. Horrible!! I saw it at a drive-iin theater last week and it was not the comedy I was expecting. Bullock playing yet another tough smart ass FBI agent like she did in Miss Congeniality is becoming too played out. As much as I tried to watch it, I ended up getting distracted in the back seat as a result. lol.

I think the most important thing that YOU can do is NOTHING, and that you remember that this is something that SHE is doing, not you. Keep yourself and your urges and your fantasy and your expectations completely off the table, and let her do everything, or nothing, whatever happens happens. If you do not back off completely and allow her to make all the moves, other that the obvious ready or not, then you probably won't get a second chance. For one thing, it is she who should be reading the tips and the how tos, to a certain extent you can as well so you don't make any obvious errors, in action or judgment, but send her this link first. MOST of what women need for good sex is to have their minds on board, so it is pretty important that she be thinking about this for many days before she actually does it. http://www.glamour.com/sex-love-life/blogs/smitten/2010/10/anal-sex-a-beginners-guide.html Also i do not see this anywhere, but she needs to also prepare her body from the inside out, like light meals, lots of water, etc etc. She will probably be embarrassed by the aftermath of anal, so making sure there is as little as possible inside there is important. if it is too messy, she isn't going to be impressed by all the cleanup afterwards and again will be a deterrant to a 2nd attempt. If you are successful and it does happen as planned, don't try to do it again the same day or even the next. if she is sore, tender or uncomfortable, she won't be impressed by the idea of going again right away. If at any time she says she hates it, wants to stop or doesn't want to do it ever again, you have to be OK with that.

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I took a chance on this one who advertises as 4'10" 100lbs and 19yrs old (I'd say accurate). I'm not usually into small bodies, but I was in the mood. Fairview incall location was okay, service was ok, price was ok, but the woman is really cute! Nice personality and all natural, shapely&toned body. All arrangements were made by text but phone would have been good too. I suspect that this might be agency run, just in terms of how she handled the timing (as if someone was expecting to hear from her) and sure enough, right on time her phone went off as if someone was reminding her to shut it down. No problem really I was almost out the door anyway. My spidey sense says that this one might get better after a visit or two. Enjoy!

I understand we all have choices here when it comes to how we set up our profile pages and who we allow to view them. But if I allow you to peek at mine shouldn't I be allowed to peek at yours?:) I find it annoying when I go to thank someone who's visited my page only to see they've blocked me from doing so. Now I get that's its your right and I could do the same but its also any ones right to state their opinion here, which is what I'm doing, fair is fair:) or is it? What do you think:)

Unfortunately Sydney does not have many sights. It is however steeped in musical culture. Check the Cape Breton Post there are always festivals and concerts this time of year. I was there last year during Rock The Dock Days and spent some extra time to enjoy Minglewood, Sam Moon, Jimmy Rankin and other great acts. There is also a nice playhouse called Boardmore that hosts great events, its on Grand Lake Road. Now if you do all that the clients will suffer.:icon_smile: Have fun ladies .

I joined CERB in Feb 2010 and my first encounter was in July 2010. During the time between Feb and July I looked at a number of different sites, one of them CL. My first encounter was with a lady from CL...it was a bad encounter. In fact when I stick to the ladies of CERB I have had good encounters, when I have looked elsewhere, well my encounters not so good. First bit of advice, stick to the ladies on CERB Second, understandable the question about when is the right time. About the only plus about my first encounter is it got me over the hurdle of seeing a professional companion. After that encounter it was, I found easier to set up a date (oh and my dates got better too) and see a companion. My advice, find a lady you would like to meet, contact her, tell her you are a newbie, and set up a date. I say tell her you are a newbie because any faux pas made are easier to forgive to someone new than to someone experienced in this lifestyle. And once you make the date, no matter how nervous or scared you might be, go through with the encounter. Not showing up for a scheduled date is rude and not an acceptable faux pas ever Good Luck RG

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I certainly concur with the previous posters - research the ladies in your area, but don't over research. Once you have found one the has piqued your interest (or some other body part) contact the lady and move forward. Way more fun to meet these ladies than it is to read their profiles and look at their pretty pictures. Make sure you go back and read a the threads on etiquette, cleanliness, behaviour etc. before you make contact. Depending on your age and background, this industry is not what many of us were taught to believe it is. My advice to someone starting out is to treat these ladies like you would hope a female member of your family (a sister or daughter) would be treated - you won't go wrong that way. Treat the ladies well and the experience improves 10 fold. The real beauty of CERB is that the ladies that are on this site are highly skilled professionals and you can relax and enjoy the experience. The same can't be said for many other websites. To go back and answer one of your original questions - once I decided I wanted to try this, it took me about 2 weeks to take the leap. However it took me almost 50 years to get to the "I want to try this stage". Good luck - you are in good company here! :)

It's nice to see you still have a positive attitude and can use humor in your everyday life!

Your courage and strength are very evident in your post and don't be afraid to fight it all the way. It is amazing what positivity can do to help during these times. You will be in my thoughts. xo

I wish I had found this site before I took the plunge, it would have saved me a lot of grief and worry. I spent probably a good year and a half checking out EC before I finally decided to treat my self to 30th B-day present. I spent so much time wondering if these girls were real, was I going to be mugged when I got there, were they police...I was really nervous! But I finally picked a lady who's pictures looked real and had the time of my life! Unfortunately she went back to (real) work full time shortly after that and I was again floating around EC and BP (she's the one who told me about BP) trying to find a lady I could trust. That's when I found this place and the flood gates opened! So many great reviews, ads and discussions that really opened my eyes. CERB girls are the BEST! But enough of my rambling, the point is you've come to the right place! There is a wealth of information here so just pick your flavour and enjoy!

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Just saw Wolverine in 3d. It was a awesome action movie. Lots of action and great story line. I really enjoyed it.

I love a good squirt! I actually lost my virginity to an older woman who squirted all over the bed! It blew my mind! I didn't know what was going on but I knew it was hot as hell! Squirt on, Squirters, Squirt ON!

Lone Ranger. Save yourself the grief. It was beyond bad.

K is for the book of knowledge! Kama Sutra!!

I watched Iron Man 3 and Star Trek 2 recently. Not bad, if you like that kind of movie. I do love Robert Downey Jr. in everything he does.

Niagara Falls. But not a view you see very often.

Wait I just saw Heat too...and while it was an awesome heist / cat & mouse movie I didn't think it was funny per se. Are we both talking about the Robert Deniro/Al Pacino movie from the 90's?

I absolutely love leaving a woman squirming, shivering and quivering in a "puddle of herself"...then, and only then, I know my work is done!!

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The only outcome to this fable can be the ruination of this particular lady's livelihood. Now you are going to PM her name around town, men will vist this 'legit' establishment, not recive the service you write about, complain, and it will close its doors. What a pity! Booo!!

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I watched Sin City With Bruce Willis that was an awesome movie

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I have not seen any providers specifically located in Cape Breton although I have seen those who travel there including Penelope Davis and Katherine. For locals CERB may not be the place to find them unless they can be encouraged to sign up here. Keeping an eye on traveling schedules or approaching a traveling lady your interested in and trying to entice her by perhaps drumming up support with other local gents might be a way to go. Unfortunately most SP's are located where there is steady need and the smaller communities rely on local ladies who may or may not be legitimate. Good luck with your search.

This reminds me of an encounter with one of my regular clients. I was blowing him and my long hair was swiping his thighs and balls.. He mentioned afterwards how nice it was. 24 years ago when I first started working at an agency and their main blonde left, they asked me to go blond. I was very new to escorting and when I was so popular as a tall buxom blond I naturally assumed this was partly why. 10+ years ago I went back to my natural brown and found a whole crop of clients who preferred it.. I have found some particular about hair color.. but many weren't at all. I guess I prefer brunettes.. tall, dark and handsome.. but my longest relationships were with blonds so go figure.. no real preference. Handsome is handsome.

Lawrencetown beach is not bad. Went there a couple of times and had a blast. Were you able to find the name of that dartmouth beach? That sounds pretty cool.

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Hello! Welcome to cerb:) Simply find the city and province you want to advertise. The provinces are in the red block on home page. Then click the city, you will see ads & announcements for SP. Click that, then you are off to the races! Some cities show different boxes for MA or SP so be sure to click the appropriate spot for your style of service. Hope this is clear for you? If not send me a pm and I will walk you through it:) Best wishes and much success!

Not to be a party pooper, but I have a small issue with the phrasing of this question. Nobody asks whether guys spurting their hot loads are hot or not, and women squirting is basically the exact same thing. If a guy ever told me he didn't think squirting was hot, or was somehow grossed out by it, I can tell you right now, he would not be getting laid.

I had already been experienced in this business but never knew I had this talent until I used a sex toy and never had a full body orgasm. I could always cum or gush but never experienced that feeling all over where your eyes are about to roll in the back of your head and never squirted. I was in my mid 20's and had an exclusive arrangement with a client at the time who had just came back from a business trip and brought me a gift. It was a 10 inch dildo who we affectionately named "Mr Pink". This person and I had great chemistry so it was only natural for us to try something new. I ended up laying on the bed and giving him a bj with my head leaning over the bed. He pulled out the dildo and started to use it on me. Things only got hotter from there and while it was strange to use a toy because of the material it was made with, I was extremely turned on. There I was with his cock in my mouth and he started using this dildo on me. I started to get wetter and wetter and all of a sudden I could feel a strange sensation go from my toes to my head still with his cock pressed deep in my throat. I didn't know what hit me and then I started squirting everywhere to the point where I hit myself and my friend. I jumped up alarmed by what was happening and then there was a huge gush. He said in a soft voice "You just had an orgasm and squirted everywhere." I said, "Ï'd like to try that again sometime." From that day forward, an Ottawa squirter was born.

Assuming different options are available with GFE or PSE will only make you mad when you find out these are not available from some ladies. GFE and PSE are "STYLES of SERVICE" and not actual services!! You CAN NOT assume PSE or GFE include any specific services. STYLES.... Mechanical Style: This means no chemistry and just what it is (Sex) no illusion of lust or passion. GFE: Girl friend experience (Does not include specific services) this is a style of date where chemistry is tried to be created, feelings of lust and passion. Usually includes kissing and a more intimate fantasy. The lady appears (and often is) genuinely interested in pleasing you and often enjoys being pleasured as well. PSE: Porn star experience (Does not include specific services) this is also a style of date. It is not a romantic/passion/chemistry type encounter it is like what you see in the porn movies (A little dirty and hardcore) SAFE PSE/GFE: means condoms are used for oral sex (and possibly DATY protection is used) - Some girlfriends and porn stars insist on condoms for everything too guys! CONDOMS are used IN ALL STYLES (Some people assume condoms are not used with these styles as often real girl friends and porn stars do not use condoms). DO NOT ASSUME THIS AS YOU WOULD BE VERY WRONG - IT IS UNSAFE TO HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX! You guys who assume services are included in these styles are setting yourself up to be let down. Just because one lady offers specific services (and possibly markets it as GFE/PSE does not mean the next lady will offer the same services. They are usually similar as a really good GFE would include kissing, bbbj and some touching and rubbing to build chemistry and fantasy. If you feel she is actually attracted to you and into the encounter she may be (or she may be VERY good at her job - just go with it!) Don't EXPECT any services - always ask or research first and if you show up with bad breath, rotten teeth, bad hygiene or dressed like a bum chances are you are going to be even more disappointed. In Addition: One of the ladies PM'd me to mention that one of the reasons ladies may not kiss is from being unshaven. A lot of stubble can do a girl some major damage. I would assume this to be true with DATY as well with some.

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Common adult industry sex terms, abbreviations, codes, codewords, terminology, acronyms, lingo, and glossary. What does this mean, what is the definition of, as defined in the dictionary, and what do the letters stand for: AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront. ABC = american born chinese ABJ = american born japanese Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts. AMP = Asian Massage Parlor analingus = licking anus Asian = analingus Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup ATF = all time favorite ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth. attempts = trying to orgasm Aunt Flo = menstruation, period B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian balloons = breast implants BB = bareback = without condom BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth) BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial BBFS = bare back sex BBW = big beautiful woman BCD = behind closed doors BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism. BF = boy friend BFE = boy friend experience birdwatching = BBBJTCWS BLS = ball licking and sucking Blue Jay = blow job blue pill = Viagra BSB = bus stop babe butter face = everything looks good, but her face BTW = by the way cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less CD = cross dresser CDS = covered doggy style CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club CIM = cum in mouth CL = craigslist.org CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse. Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you cover = condom cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers cups of coffee = releases = orgasms DATO = dining at the o = analingus DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees donation = payment Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only) DDG = drop dead gorgeous DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue DIY = do it yourself (masturbation) DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth ECR = el camino real EOM = end of message. No text in message body. escort = a temporary companion for hire facial = cumming on partner's face FBSM = full body sensual massage fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice FIV = finger in vagina FKK = Frei K?rper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club. FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US. FOV = finger outside vagina French = BJ French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion FS = full service = BJ + Sex Get Brain = blow job Get Comfortable = get completely naked GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor GND = girl next door Greek = anal sex, back door GS = golden shower = urination play GSM = g-spot massage happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty Hat = condom HDH = high dollar hottie HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release HH = half hour HM = high mileage HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven HWP = height and weight proportionate hooker = prostitute IMHO = in my humble opinion interpreter = condom Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks ISO = in search of kitty = vagina Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess. LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH) LE = ellie = law enforcement LK = light kissing, closed mouth LOS = land of smiles = Thailand mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District Missionary = man on top, girl on back mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair MP = massage parlor MP = multiple pops = multiple releases MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club non-pro = not a professional provider NP = no problem NSA = no strings attached OWO = oral without condom OWOTC = oral without condom to completion papasan = male manager of a massage parlor party hat = condom PIV = penis in vagina PL = Pathetic Loser PO = phone operator (for making appointments) PS = private show (Dance) PSE = Porn Star Experience PV = private viewing (Dance) RA = relaxation assistant raincoat = condom RB = myredbook.com rimming = analingus RMP = Russian Massage Parlor ROB = Rip Off Bitch Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away Reverse massage = you massage her Roman shower = vomit play RPG = role playing games Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck SC = Strip Club self-service = you masturbate SF = San Francisco shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer SO = significant other SOG = shot on goal = one release SOMF = sat on my face south of the border = gential region southern france = BBBJ SP = Service Provider SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA spanish = ATM = ass to mouth spinner = very petite, thin girl STD = sexually transmitted disease stroll = path frequented by street walkers SW = street walker TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth TG = transgender TGTBT = too good to be true Tina = crystal meth TJ = Tijuana TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave TLD = topless lap dance tossing salad = analingus Troll = rude and hideous PL Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider. TS = transexual TUMA = tongue up my ass TV = transvestite UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ UTR = under the radar WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this) XOXO = Kisses & Hugs YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others. 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service 411 = seeking information 420 = 4:20 = marijuana 69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time $ = $100 $$ = $200 $$$ = $300 $$$.5 = $350 (get it?) incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates. outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room. two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.