Leaderboard

I have noticed MANY profiles of hobbyists are very stark which I can understand because sometimes you're new and have no idea what to write or even what you might be looking for. I am finding though that there is never any location associated which I find rather frustrating personally because I enjoy knowing where people are from. Not only does it give me an idea of those who are local but also an idea of what areas may be interested. Example..if I have a lot of people checking me out from say Winnipeg, I might, if I were traveling, look at this as a place to include. On a smaller scale, I just like to know the local scene and who is around even if they are not around for me. So my question, why don't you include a location on your profile when SP's generally find this useful?

I LOVE anal. It's a very intense amazing feeling. There are so many nerve endings that it's a whole different feeling. I love sex period and wouldn't want to chose any one activity over another because it's the whole spectrum that makes it such a wonderful activity. There is also the whole aspect mentally that you're completely opening yourself to someone in ways that may be taboo to some. Mind you, in order to make it good, you need to have the right approach, you can't just force it in and entry should be slow and easy. When it's not, it can have impact on whether someone views it positively or not.

It is my strong belief that this will be the future of the internet as we know it. A general end to complete anonymity. We aren't anonymous in person, and the internet is real life now, so why should anyone be anonymous online? It's important to keep in mind that anonymity and privacy protection are not the same thing. If you read online news articles, or news blogs, and you scroll down to the comments, you are well aware that they can be a nasty place. I read articles about prostitution regularly, and some of the user comments are quite hurtful, incredibly ignorant, and often just simply false. We actually kind of discussed this here on CERB recently, on the thread about Verified Membership. Huffington Post has one of the most active online communities on the web. They have recently announced that soon they will no longer be allowing anonymous commenting on their articles and will introduce a new system for commenting. The argument is that people are much more civil to one another when they can't hide behind anonymity, and they have some kind of accountability. What are your thoughts? The Reason HuffPost Is Ending Anonymous Accounts By Jimmy Soni http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jimmy-soni/why-is-huffpost-ending-an_b_3817979.html

I think the short answer is more online privacy for the members in question. Some are just lurkers, will never post on Cerb and want to remain totally anonymous without revealing any personal details about themselves. Not even a location. On the other hand, some members post without having a location included in their profile but their post history is sometimes a good indication of where they are from... It just means that you have to look around a little to satisfy your curiosity ;) Regarding the comment meant about the visits to your profile and interest- you (and I am talking in general here) have to remember that there are a multitude of reasons why members decide to visit another's profile and one cannot directly correlate clicks on a profile to interest in the lady or her services. I would personally never add a city to my travel destinations based on that factor.

I believe there are times and circumstances that should and do require a deposit. When you are looking at a situation that requires a pre-book of some sort (IE: for a special cruise, GB, specialized service such as wine tour etc.) then yes, a deposit should be required because the SP in question is providing money up front to whatever business they are dealing with. Some of this industry relies on other businesses to function and this should be taken into account. The gentlemen who book these situations or events, should book with full knowledge of why and be held responsible for the booking. This will not appeal to many people however, it is a small selection of hobbyists that it would pertain to in the first place. For a normal encounter, cash in hand should be fine. However as Lee Richards mentioned, if it is better for the client and they wish this, then it should be available. All legitimate SP's who have clientele, are established and who are above board state rules, information and criterion for a reason. This gives the hobbyists the chance to either reject or accept a date. If you don't like the terms, find someone else. No one is twisting arms here. You can try to negotiate or play games but you're only shooting yourself in the foot. As has been mentioned numerous times, if you don't like the game, don't play it. There are many other people who play the game that you want so go find them. Pleasure is actually made very simple by most of the legitimate ladies. here is what I want, here is what you do, here is what happens. Communication on everything in between. Simple. Don't make it complicated by adding a bunch of bartering, issues, complaints that serve no one. And with that....I shall grab my vibe and sign off. I think I'm too serious!

Ha Ha can you enter your own smile???

Ladies and gents, its now official !! The Ottawa September Social will be held Thursday, September 19th, so mark your calendar!! There will be 60 spots available (30 gents and 30 ladies) for members in good standing. Gents, tickets will be made available soon, at a cost of $35, which will cover snacks, drinks for the ladies and door prizes. I will keep everyone up to date via this thread as things progress. As it's an event organized by CERB members for members, you can contact myself, Loneskater or Spud271 directly should you have questions. Cheers!! MisterT

I am gonna go with realnicehat on this one. I tend to think that the taboo aspect makes it that much more enticing. I remember that everything I ever wanted to do that my parents forbade where the things that I would seek out the most. It's human nature to experiment and the forbidden must be the best, right? Personally, I have no desire to offer up my poop shoot to any kind of entry as it is not arousing to me in the least. I have no issue with those who enjoy it and I quite like obliging a man with such a request (on him not me obviously). If it feels good, great! If it doesn't then the curiosity ends there!

Just being a little devilly advocatey here, as I drink gush by the mouthfuls if offered, but if he doesn't want a mouthful of gush while eating pussy, well, that's his right, isn't it? Just as it's your right to lose his number. If you're attracted enough to him to believe he's worth it, you could try a couple more times to convince him, but if he doesn't like a mouthful of gush, what can you do? Don't make the mistake of thinking you can change him; you can't. If after a couple more attempts it doesn't work, cut him loose. You'll both be better off.

I put smalltown Ontario, but I do travel. Where I live is so small that no ladies would come here. But I do travel, and my encounters have taken me from the following Ontario cities, London, Hamilton, Toronto, Kingston, and Ottawa. I guess I could be called a touring gentleman LOL But any ladies thinking of touring to Ontario, well you see where my travels take me, living in smalltown Ontario still allows me to enjoy the companionship of ladies who only go to the big city. Gee the preacher was right, seeing the ladies from the big city would take away this small town boy's innocence. But he was wrong, it wasn't a sin, it was two people enjoying each other's company, in a mutually beneficial encounter and it was sure fun :-) A rambling from a not so innocent small town boy RG

Well...you have to respect that some people have "activities" they don't care for. This situation however is a little odd and I'm sorry it happened to you. I suspect it's a rare occasion that it will happen again.

Personally it's not something I have thought of trying, but if a lady I was having an encounter with brought the subject up I might be game to try it. Now a question, are you talking about anal sex with the man as a giver and lady as a receiver, or vice versa, with the lady as the giver (with strap on) and the man as receiver? Or both? And irrespective, as Tracie points out, go slow and easy and no forcing. Probably lots of lube too. This as in all aspects of an encounter should be a mutually beneficial activity. A quick rambling RG

Perhaps this guy felt embarrassed about losing his erection or being "inadequate"? Sometimes childish people feel the need to debase others in order to bring them down to their level... Maybe because he was feeling embarrassed, he felt he needed to also make you feel the same, or "take you down a peg" so he wasn't the only one? Or maybe he is intimidated by the act of pussy-eating... maybe he thinks he isn't good at it, or doesn't really know how to do it. Maybe he has never really done it before... so instead of just communicating that to you, he just blurted out something mean so you wouldn't ask again? Remember: 98% of things people say/do have everything to do with THEM and how THEY feel, and very little (if anything) to do with YOU. I'm definitely NOT saying that what he said/did was right - I think his behavior is deplorable. I'm just trying to think of why any guy would act like that.

I gotta agree with antlerman. If he expects you to go down on him, he should go down on you. Fair's fair. And since he refuses, fuck him. Better fish in the sea who love a wet pussy.

Greetings Gentleman, I'm a playful and fun loving seductress whom specializes in the art of complete sensory relaxation. I invite you to take a moment that is delectably indulgent in erotic relaxation. I offer a sensual escape from your day in an upscale and private location. I prefer to take my time to make sure our moment together is one of blissful and unprecedented satisfaction. I offer sessions of one hour and over to gentleman that enjoy the time to fully relax and unwind. Showers for two, full body relaxation and slippery body slides await us. I'm looking so forward to reconnecting with old friends and meeting new ones. My recommendations: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=43994&highlight=sensual+erin My availability starts tomorrow and I'm pre booking appointments ahead. My hours: Tuesday, 12pm-6pm Wed, 9-3pm Friday 9-6pm. Please send an email to [email protected], with a mention of this add. I look very forward to learning more about you and reply to all friendly inquiries. Sensually yours, Erin xoxo

There is nothing abnormal about anyone here or anything you are dealing with. Unfortunately sometimes the nature of relationships, people and communication make it almost impossible to support a marriage without going slightly mad. This is when it's important to take care of yourself so that you are better able to take care of your SO. I'm sure if you've been browsing and reading, you know the ladies here are wonderful, approachable, warm and friendly. Find a lady you're drawn to and start a conversation and then jump in with both feet. Everyone has certain needs and when those needs aren't met we get a little tense, cranky, distracted etc. Good luck gentlemen, with everything! <hugs>

I had the pleasure of meeting SassiesWorld earlier today, Setting up an appointment was very easy through a couple of PM's and a quick phone call to confirm the time and location. As her add says she's in the Ottawa South / Manotick area which happens to be very convenient for me. Her pictures are real and her description is very accurate. When she opened the door the first thing I noticed were those amazing, smiling, green eyes, you could get lost in them, followed by the clothing request that we had discussed, and those nice large breast peeking out. As she led me to the "fun room" I couldn't help but notice her beautiful curves. She's not a spinner but definitely not a BBW either, her description of curvy is right on the money, with legs that seem to go on forever. We spent some time getting to know each other a little bit, she has a great sense of humour, and we were teasing each other all at the same time. She's a great kisser and can really get into it (something I enjoy), she's also very responsive and gets turned on very easily. Once all of the clothing came off we really got to know each other better. :p I won't go into all the details but we had a great time together with DATY, BBBJ, more teasing and pleasing, multiple positions... All in all a true GFE with some PSE thrown in for good measure. The hour I had booked went by much too quickly (we actually went a little over), but I will definitely be going back for more, and more, and more... :) Thanks SassiesWorld, I had a great time and I look forward to our next get together. (Psst, are you available later this week?)

This morning while I drink my coffee and read the boards here, I?m struck by how many complaints we have about the guys who take advantage of some aspect of our services and then treat us badly. There are active discussions about men who: Try to negotiate or bargain clearly-stated non-negotiable fees Try to pay less than the agreed fee after they arrive Try to get services that were not agreed on before the date Complain about our screening questions Don?t bother to take a shower, brush their teeth or trim their nails before seeing us Assume that we're likely to rob them Threaten to write bad reviews and/or aren?t believed when they write good ones Insult us, our need for safety and even our looks when we don?t give in to what they demand No one is forced to read our ads and websites, look at our photos, contact us, discuss our services with us, or meet with us. It?s all voluntary and initiated by the client. The client has needs, feelings, preferences and curiosity, but why do so many refuse to take responsibility for themselves? What they express as anger, self-righteous indignation and personal entitlement is really projected self-hatred. I want to sit these men down and say: If you don?t want to see a paid companion, don?t do it. If you decide to seek out a companion, that's your decision. What you want is not what everyone else may want. That?s usually a wonderful thing. Recognize that we?re not like cheap candy that you can buy daily. We?re more like fine dining to be enjoyed occasionally. Plan accordingly. If someone?s prices are too high for you, either wait until you can afford her, or find someone else. Meanwhile, don't blame her for your lack of funds. Recognize that she charges what the market will bear. That means that there are plenty of others who can afford to see her. Always be polite and considerate. No matter what. Even if you feel confused, disappointed or insulted, be polite. Remember that companions are human beings, just like you. We have needs, desires, dreams and things we?re worried about or afraid of, just as you do. We will protect both your health and our own. Fair is fair. If you're worried about your safety, know that she's concerned about her safety, too. No matter who or how important you are or think you are, the one who is taking the most risks is always the companion. Always. Relax.

Hi everyone! My name is Kaelin, I'm a new SP in the Ottawa area. I'm completely new to the business, but I'm really excited to start out on this new phase of my life! :D If you have any advice, it is totally welcome. My rockin' mentor has answered so many questions, but I'm sure I have some that are hiding back in the dark recesses of my brain! I can't wait to meet all of you and have an awesome night!

First don't worry that this is in the PEI section, why we partake in this lifestyle (sorry, I refuse to call what I do a hobby, stamp collecting is a hobby, but that's me) it is a subject that all gentlemen here can comment on. Second, if your wife is denying you sex, while yes, she has the right to chose for herself to live a sexless life. But she doesn't have the right to decide unilaterally make you live a sexless life as well. And your not cheating if what you are seeking is not available at home...who are you cheating on? If your thinking about seeing a companion, contact her by her preferred method of contact and set up an encounter. Your first encounter is the one that gets you over the hurdle of seeing companions. And don't worry about discretion, the ladies are very discrete And seeing a companion is not having an affair, where there is another woman competing with your wife for your affection. It is a no strings, no complications mutually beneficial arrangement, for only a set period of time. It really shouldn't threaten the marriage, because the husband likely won't leave his wife and family because he is seeing a professional companion. One word of advice, don't fall in love with an SP Good luck RG

I can't believe I missed this thread! To me a woman's smile turns me on as much as anything else. And I also can't believe this picture hasn't been posted in here: From one of EvaAdore's albums, absolutely my favorite pic on CERB. This smile just captivated me the first time I saw this pic. *sigh* if only I didn't live so far away I might get to see it in person

Come get a relaxing massage by a hot little vixen, I'll make sure you never forget, come get touched by an Angel! About me- Sexy petite 21year old with long red hair, sparkling green eyes! Out going, bubbly and ready to rock your world!! Providing- Flirty and dirty relaxation massage Soapy sexy showers Reverse massages Body slides- Duo massages(4 hands, 2girls) Hotub sessions & you'll leave happy. Schedule TODAY: 3:30-11 Rates- Single Massage 30mins: $55 45mins: $65 60mins: $80 Hot Tub Sessions 30mins: $70 45mins: $85 60mins: $100 Duo Massage rates also available upon request Location- West end, 65 Bentley, Clean & cozy Contact-To book an appointment please send me a PM or text me @ 613-413-0733

Pralines and Cream, rich & nutty!

I love anal and everything to do with it.To me sex is not really complete unless I feel this sensual sensation within(Sapphire)

Alright......... I've spoken with a local restaurant owner who would be happy to have us. They are going to give us an entire closed off loft area and curtain it off for our privacy. Let's be clear that this is a social we are planning now. There is no sex or services involved. This is an evening of dinner and drinks for us Cerbie to socialize. If anyone chooses to make arrangements for some play time afterwards that is fine. We need at least 12 to confirm their attendance in order to book a VIP area. What I have decided to do is sell tickets to the event. The cost of the ticket would solely be the cost of the average dinner and 2 drinks. Not only will this cover the costs of any no shows........... Your ticket will cover the cost of dinner :) The cook is VERY excited to create a "sex theme" menu just for us for the evening. I have a few of you who have pm'd me ur intrest. I'll be setting a date and details sometime soon. The first social will be around Halloween and costumed theme. This gives us all a reason to be "at a party" and for the shy ones to mask themselves, and us girls to reveal more ;) Plz continue to give ur feed back If the social goes well I would be more then happy for an "eyes wide shut" event as well <3

Guess what ! it's cmj east's 1 year anniversary come help us celebrate ;) What's your Kinky Kraving ? Ask us what you want :wink: Come to the east this week and have your mind blown...Nothing better than CMJ girls!! Tuesday Aug 27th 9-3 Mandy Amanda Paige 11-6 Courtney 3-9 Kiki Wednesday Aug28th 9-10 Stacy Aaliyah 11-6 Courtney Vicki Thursday Aug 29th 9-10 Kiki Vicki Until 12pm 3-10 Stacy Friday Aug 30th 9-3 Stacy Britney 11-6 Amanda Paige 3-9 Stacy Saturday Aug 31st 9-3 Stacy 11-6 Kiki 3-9 Aaliyah Sunday Sept 1st 9-10 Kiki 11-6 Courtney Can't decide? try out a sexy duo! Call to book your free no obligation orientation and ask about a complimentary introductory session NEXT EVENT: CMJ's Naughty Back to School Friday September 13th - Noon till Late. Let us Teach you a Few Things about naughtiness!!!! Ottawa's Only Private Members Hostess Lounge The Original 5 star Experience now has 2 locations to serve you better. 613-523-6199

I admit ice cream is a weak spot for me. My favourite ( this week lol) isn't listed so from the list I would pick Rocky Road. It has a little of everything. My ice cream as in life I like variety.

This is a new hobby of mine, looking forward to exploring the world of women here, its been a fantasy of mine for years!!!

Movies: ...Anal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind [Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind] ...Chasing Anal [Chasing Amy] ...Mission Impossible: Anal Protocol [MI: Ghost Protocol] ...The Anal Way [The Warrior's Way] ...Anal Flux [Aeon Flux] ...The Man in the Anal Mask [The Man in the Iron Mask] ...The Prince of Anal [The Prince of Egypt] ...Alice in Anal-Land [Alice in Wonderland] ...The Great Anal Detective [The Great Mouse Detective] ...He-Man and the Masters of the Anal [He-Man and the Masters of the Universe] ...Anal-Boy [Astro-Boy] ...The Anal Book [The Jungle Book] TV Shows: ...Anal is the New Anal [Orange is the New Black] ...Star Trek: ANAL [star Trek: Voyager] ...Hell on Anal [Hell on Wheels] ...Analution [Evolution] ...Doctor Anal [Doctor Who] ...Buffy the Anal Slayer [buffy the Vampire Slayer] ...Anal Collar [White Collar] ...Mad Anal [Mad Men] ...Drop Dead Anal [Drop Dead Diva] ...Ugly Anal / Anal Betty [ugly Betty] ...Anal Grove [Hemlock Grove] ...Analwood [Torchwood] ...Anal Nightmares [Kitchen Nightmares] ...The Magic Anal Bus [The Magic School Bus] ...Bill Nye the Anal Guy [bill Nye the Science Guy] (Please forgive me Mr. Nye and fellow science nerds everywhere)

Hello, Any recommendations for SPs who sees couples? Thanks!

The spontaneousness gets sadly over looked, by children and night time routines, the need to be in bed by 8pm, and asleep by 845pm! Lol.. Everyone has there own reasons, for why sex isn't like it was when you fell in love. Me.. I seek what I don't get out of my partner. The anticipation, the butterflies, putting lip,gloss on twice before brushing your teeth to wash it all off. Lol... Then reapply.

Coming up this weekend. Wharf Rat Rally (bikes) in Digby, NS. Will be year 5 for me. Huge event and loads of fun. I have an empty back seat and an extra helmet, lol! Girls only need apply.

Treat yourself to an unforgettable amazing erotic full body massage enjoy showers,bodyslides,Duos & lots of fun!I'm 5'8 tall & fit long blonde hair & beautiful blue eyes always ready to try new things absolutely experienced! My wkly Schedule @ Angels Touch Massage! Mond Aug 26 330-11pm Tues Aug 27 330-11pm Wed Aug 28 330-11pm Thurs Aug 29 330-11pm Sat Aug 31 10am-9pm Text me @ 613-601-9190 Pm me or call spa for an apt @613-274-7073 Massage Rates (Door Fee only) 30mins $50 45 mins $60 1h $80

First of all, if this guy lost his erection while in mid "coitus" with a beautiful woman, the last thing he should be complaining about is how wet she is. Secondly, to the guy who did this...congratulations dumbass, looks like the only sex you'll be having going forward is with your hand Don't waste your time with this guy! consider it a blessing in disguise that you found out what kind of man he is sooner rather than later

since buying my new car, I have Sirius radio and love it. there's 2 channel I love 1. hair nation: all 80's hair metal 2. octane: all modern rock in the words of Dee Schneider singer of twisted sister : if it ain't rock it's crap

Sounds like a sickening scene . Isn't it much better to pay a bit more and be sure of seeing a clean lady in a nice hotel room?

I agree that anytime really is sufficient, but I do find something special about playing together in the daytime hours; late morning, lunchtime or afternoon. I feel that there is something especially erotic about being locked up together in a private room, taking some time out of the hectic day to share an intimate moment, pleasing each other and enjoying ourselves... While the rest of the world is busy at work, being stressed, driving around in traffic, etc. And we are here in my cozy bed, just the two of us, cumming and cuddling ;)

Come enjoy my sensational massage at a discreet downtown location! Don't miss out on an amazing session with a beautiful young lady! You deserve to be spoiled and I wanna be the one to do it for you. Finally an MA that undeniably loves to play! Sessions include full body massage, reverse massage, extremely hot body slides, mutual touching/rubbing, and some mouth play! Book now by email [email protected] or call or text(613)-302-3007 You won't be sorry you did! You will leave feeling sensational.

I'm not trying to start a debate about fees. I've been doing this longer than most and am well versed in the "pay to play" philosophy. When it comes to guys simply looking for an R&T the reason most guys don't see SP's is more about the cost. Most of the local SP's will charge a guy $100 -120 for even a half hour of massage with a happy ending (HJ or BJ) and more for an hour. The "relaxation" massage places are usually in the $45 - 60 per hour and another $20 for the tip. Thus you can get a nice relaxing 1 hour massage and a HJ for $70 - 80. When I was actively pooning I spent a generous sum and saw my share of ladies for FS and think most would have nice things to say about me. But there were those times when I needed a kink worked out of my back and just felt like a little stress release as well. For those occasions the R&T providers fit the bill. Cheers

Being somewhat of an introvert myself, this comes to mind ....

Didn't read through all of these, so sorry if they've been done: Analconda 30 days of anal The lion, the witch, and the anal (not sure if the movie is called this or just the book) Three men and an anus The towering anus Have anus will travel (sounds like an ad for an SP who offers Greek outcalls :) ) Team America: anal police I could do this all night! Additional Comments: How about some tv shows? The anal files (the truth is in there?) Welcome back anal The anal whisperer Just anal me The (A)nal team Charlie's anals Saturday night anal I can't stop! Somebody help me!

Jude is very good at RMT quality massage- has basic extra but is well worth it

Usually DP mean one in the pussy and one in the bum, what you asked for is just a threesum. The threesum part a lot of girls may offer this, as long as(of course) both give the usual donation each(unless they require more compensation for 2 men, but I would assume not as I would not) If you are looking for the TRUE DP, there may not be girls willing to do the one in both holes at the same time, very rare from all the girls I have talked to, especially if they have not met the men before for comfort/safety reasons(if they are inexperienced things may be painfull, unless she is experienced of course! lol) depending on the girl, of course ;) But I am almost certain it would be a little extra, but from what you asked you just want a regular 3sum? (blow job, while he fucks and vice versa?) Hope you get what you are looking for, it sounds hot as hell!! ;)

I can't recommend anyone, but I do advise you to be extremely cautious with this kind of play. The stimulation can be powerful, but it's also dangerous if carried out incorrectly. If you can't find someone who does this, you might check with the BDSM community in Ottawa and/or on FetLife. You may be able to find a Dominatrix who offers this or a male Dominant who would be willing to help you.

Emily, Emily, Emily, Emily!!! Oh, did i mention Emily? Trust me, deeper connection with her u will!

In my experience they never come around....

Extrovert with a twist. I'm very at ease chatting and doing the small talk stuff. Any SP I've seen would say I'm relaxed, chatty and have no outward appearance of being shy. Now here's the twist,years ago my extroversion was used to covered up what I thought was my introversion.In reality it covered up my lack of confidence.I was the life of the party, always filled any silences.But I wasn't being true to me. Through meditation and introspection and spending time alone, I overcame my lack of confidence and self doubt.Now I can sit back and observe or join in but its for the right resaons. I guess it fits with my Pisces nature :) Peace MG Posted via Mobile Device

I love the chat room. My goal is to meet as many members as possible and get to know what makes them tic! You will never see me solicit, you will never see me harass, you will never see me go outside the boundaries. I have no problem answering questions about myself, my services etc... but... I expect in return.... Do not ask me to show my face nor any nudity on cam and if my cam is not on, it's for a reason. Do not request a private chat in order to get online sex talk. Do not try to negotiate with me based on what you believe to be a lesser service. Do not ask me for more pics...I do have albums, don't be so lazy. Sorry if anyone feels that I have disrespected them. In the open chat we all have a fab time but there are limits. I love private chat until it becomes apparent that someone is just using me for jerk off material. Please keep chat the fun place that it is! Today at lunch time it was an absolute blast!!!!

I was really surprised to hear of these types of policies from hotels and I'm sure they get many complaints and non-repeat business as a result.What happens if someone moves or when their wife kicks them out of the house? lol. Their loss I suppose. I heard from another SP that the Delta hotel on Queen St has enforced this policy. A few other hotels would be the Crowne Plaza or the Marriott on Queen. They are both larger hotels and SP friendly with discreet entrances to go in and out of. The Crowne is the best for when having an SP come to your hotel. There are elevators on the floor below the front desk and the SP can go straight up to your room without any problems.