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Although I enjoy a lot of things sexually there is only one that brings out the true slut in me. When I see all that cock surrounding me it's like someone flipped a switch. I can't get enough. Sucking, fucking, groping.. I just can't get enough! I love being the center of attention as I lose track 0of who is who and it all becomes a blur of tongues and hands and nice hard dicks. Bliss Can I get 5 guys who agree with me? You've seen how sexy it is in your favorite porn - let me tell you it is 1000x better in real life Thursday November 21st 330pm or 7pm (I'm trying to figure out what works) PM or text if you have questions :) 613 415 5533

Have you ever come onto the general discussion forum and continually read posts that you find so well done, articulate, concise and very politely put? I have and have messaged to thank the op. But in this case and of course this is just my opinion, but this person- MIGHTY PEN-(A well suited name) :) does just that EVERY time he posts. Never is there a note of bias, favoritism towards another member, insincerity, meanness, but rather, a sense of understanding, a willingness of acceptance and a very kind way of accepting and explaining another's point of view. So the point of this post-well- I think people like him need to be thanked, openly and often so.... Mighty Pen, you make this forum more pleasurable, more interesting and so much more inviting for me and for that I thank you:):)

One thing I love about this community is the sharing that's here for both sensual/sexual things and real life thoughts and experiences. We all talk about what we have for supper but no one ever posts the recipes so I thought, why not post those great recipes that you love that others might love and see what extra delicious pleasure we can add to life. I'll start with something new I recently found but yummy! Baked Gnocchi with Bacon, Tomato and Mozzarella Ingredients 500g store-bought gnocchi 250g bacon, chopped 2 garlic cloves, crushed 1 teaspoon smoked paprika 1 400g tin chopped tomatoes 1 tablespoon tomato paste handful cherry tomatoes, halved 1 teaspoon sugar 2-3 tablespoons cream/yoghurt large handful fresh parsley, chopped salt & pepper to taste 100g mozzarella, sliced Instructions Pre-heat the oven to 200°c. Bring a large pot of salted water to the boil. In the meantime, make the sauce. In a large, hot frying pan, fry the bacon until starting to crisp with most of the fat rendered. Pour off most of the fat then add the garlic and smoked paprika and fry for 30 seconds. Add all of the tomatoes and the sugar and allow to simmer for 5 minutes. Remove the pan from the heat and stir in the cream/yoghurt, parsley and seasoning. Cook the gnocchi in the salted water until it starts floating to the top. Remove with a slotted spoon and add to the sauce. Transfer the gnocchi and sauce to an oven-proof dish and top with the sliced mozzarella. Place in the oven and bake for 10 minutes until the mozzarella is melted and golden. Remove from the oven and allow to rest for 5 minutes before serving.

Some people have asked why the new classified system as opposed to the way it is now so here in point form are the reasons. The ladies can EDIT the ads The ladies do not have to make a new ad every day The ladies can BUMP the ads every 12 hours instead of taking time to have to make a new ad every 12 hours (Not everyone knows how to cut and paste) The old way adds post counts every time a ad is placed so we have some members with 1000 ad posts and no contributions and now have privileges of those with actual discussion contributions. (Not that the ads are not contributions - they most certainly are but it does not show an accurate representation of the actual contributions) As the site grows the more posts we have the larger the database gets (and with every post the site gets just a little larger and requires more resources... with this new system we will not have 40000 posts that are just ads). When a lady retires we can simply close down the ad (She does not need to worry about the 1000 ad posts still being shown with photos and info (This is actually a big concern with many advertisers) The Classified system lets the ladies easily ROTATE photos (The cerb albums do not have this ability) The checklists of services will help guys SEARCH for ladies who potentially offer what they are looking for Such things as "Are rates negotiable" and "Minimum appointment time" will cut down on requests from the guys to the ladies. The list goes on and one really.... the pros far outweigh the cons. Actually I don't see any real cons as this is a FREE place for indies to advertise and a REALLY CHEAP place for agencies and spa's to advertise. The BUMPING feature and all the other goodies we have or are working into the system will just make it superior to other advertising venues as well. When we opened cerb EC was the venue for classified ads and CERB was not really to have classified profile ads but over time we all realized that with cerb able to WEED OUT the bad advertisers so efficiently with the discussions and reporting features we have this is by far the more logical way to run classifieds as well so we are really just beta testing the whole idea and see how it goes. Like anything and everything... it will evolve. So far my "TO DO" list to fix the bugs and the improvements are... Fix BBCODE in SIGNATURES on COMMENTS on ads Hide Services that are not checked (Giant checklist showing is ugly) Checklist needs to say "Role Play" not "Roll Play" (Type-o) Add YMMV to checklist (Cause hygiene and other factors are always a roll - it's sad that we have to add this but we do cause if you show up stinky your not getting the same service as the guy in the old spice commercial would get!)

Given our population differences, I actually think Halifax is lucky to be as blessed with as many wonderful ladies as it is. Ottawa has over twice our population so you'd expect their to be more ladies there. And while I'm sure population is the main factor, I find this chart interesting too, which states Ottawa (at least in 2010) had the highest medium household income for a Canadian city. You'd have to think that being a city with a bit more disposable income helps! The Maritimes are also a more expensive place to travel to compared to a lot of cities. If you're in Ontario or Western Canada there are many places a lady could visit for less money than the cost of a flight out east. Geography just isn't on our side there. If there is someone you'd be interested in seeing travel our way, I think sharing your interest and wish with them is the best you can do. As Meaghan says though, offering a deposit is probably a good step, as it would be a great way to show your seriousness, as you can bet ladies typically receive many more invites and expressions of interest than they do actual bookings!

Well said, Cristy! There's been many times I'll be reading a thread and am thinking of a response only to see that Mightypen has already voiced it, and more articulately than I would have. I'm sure a few times I've been nodding at the computer screen as I read his posts, and as others have stated they are unfailingly friendly, even in debate. Plus, the man uses the Jayne hat screenshot as his avatar, so you know he's cool: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tne50bE-ips

Oh! Yikes! Hey! Look at this! Oh! Wow. Geez. *blush* Thank you so much Cristy, and everyone who has posted here. I just saw this thread now and you've rendered me sort of speechless. :) I think my internal monologue went pretty much like that first sentence up there. You guys have no idea how much I value this place as an outlet for my own thoughts, and a treasure trove of other people's insights and ideas. I mentioned to another member recently that the main reasons I'm moved to write my own thoughts in such detail here is because I respect the honest contributions of everyone else here. These are the kinds of conversations, on the kind of subjects, that you just don't get to have very often... especially with more than one or two people at a time. Also, if you'd like a hand knocking MightyPen down a peg or two after all these kind words, I'll let you know a secret: the reason I missed this thread all evening, at least 'til now, is that I've been sitting here at my computer playing "XCOM: Enemy Within" for, like five hours straight. :) My dogs are MOST displeased they got only their walk and no playtime! But really, thanks for the compliments, and most especially thank you for making the community so worth contributing to.

Agree. I totally wanna do him. :motion:

Well its been a while since i posted a great review of an SP in this city. and it's been a while since i felt this great after a session in this city, lol. So if you have the time, and stamina, i'd would 110% recommend Lyla from BP. YMMV- her incall was very clean, and she is super sweet, i didn't expect to get a GFE experience, but it surely was welcomed. If you're fit, and can drive without stalling before your time expires then she won't penalize you. So no rush i guess. She looks way gorgeous face to face than in her pics. her other gf that was there offered a 3way, and if i knew that in advance i know I would've went for it. The menu with her is probably discreet and i shouldn't post it on this thread. I can say she loves to get pounded..Hard! Just think of Thor's hammer when it hits an opponent! OR you can be Thor of the hour! and she can be Jane Foster, or Wonder woman! lol. and please be clean, play safe, be sweet. She is classy and takes care of her clients veery well. ENJOY! ;) PS69

HELLOO GENTS TODAY I AM WORKING 3:30 - 11 PM FIRST VISIT? PLEASE READ: I AM A M/A WITH AN INCREDIBLE DRIVE.. I HAVE A SOFT APPROCH AND MY TECHNIQUES ARE MAGICAL ! A NATURALIST AT HEART<3 I LOVE TO ENTERTAIN A TRUE CANADIAN BEAUTY. AWSOME DIPPED IN AWSOME, COVERED IN SEXY, GIRLIE SPRINKLES, YEP. THAT ABOUT SUMS IT UP. ME IN THE BUFF = YOU LEAVING HAPPY.. I AM PETITE (5FT' - 30DD - 100ish lbs) BUT MY PRESENSE AND PERSONALITY ARE LARGER THAN LIFE. IN MY WORLD YOU ARE ALL VIP'S..LUCKY YOU! FAQ: (*WORK IN PROGRESS) Q:WHAT EXTRAS DO YOU PROVIDE? A:I AM HERE ONLY TO GIVE YOU A HAND HOWEVER, I CAN OFFER YOU A NURU GEL MASSAGE AS AN ADDED BONUS! *MORE TO COME.. 613-274-7073 TO BOOK OR PRIVATE MESSAGE ME ENTERTAINMENT IN A RELAXED ENVIRONMENT MY SCHEDULE WEDNESDAY'S 3:30-11 THURSDAY'S 3:30-11 FRIDAY'S 10-11 SUNDAY'S 10 -9

I used to work with her at TOC under the name Porcha. Sweet girl, service wise I heard a tad rushed but given the TOC environment we always had to make sure we never went over our time. All I can say is shes a sweet girl, a fire cracker at times but can't confirm services or quality of services. Pics are 100% real, that is her. She has changed her name a few times and not sure why, but she has gone by Rylee since August-ish so seems to be the name she is sticking with. Sorry if that doesnt help much..

An amazing Brain Fart on my part! :)

N is for Naughty Nastiest Night O is for Open for anything P is for Poke and Push Q is for Quietly Quivering after a Quicky (Now its R) hehe

Thanks for this thread Cristy, and thank you Mighty Pen for your contributions. Enjoy reading your well written posts, your one of the reasons CERB is the positive community it is RG

I too agree with Cristy, and I haven't been influenced by the fact that a pen could be considered a phallic symbol :)

I agree - very well enjoyed! Thank you!

I whole heartedly concur with this! I for one am all about a "mighty pen" and believe that words and thoughts can move mountains. Keep up the great posts!

This morning while I drink my coffee and read the boards here, I?m struck by how many complaints we have about the guys who take advantage of some aspect of our services and then treat us badly. There are active discussions about men who: Try to negotiate or bargain clearly-stated non-negotiable fees Try to pay less than the agreed fee after they arrive Try to get services that were not agreed on before the date Complain about our screening questions Don?t bother to take a shower, brush their teeth or trim their nails before seeing us Assume that we're likely to rob them Threaten to write bad reviews and/or aren?t believed when they write good ones Insult us, our need for safety and even our looks when we don?t give in to what they demand No one is forced to read our ads and websites, look at our photos, contact us, discuss our services with us, or meet with us. It?s all voluntary and initiated by the client. The client has needs, feelings, preferences and curiosity, but why do so many refuse to take responsibility for themselves? What they express as anger, self-righteous indignation and personal entitlement is really projected self-hatred. I want to sit these men down and say: If you don?t want to see a paid companion, don?t do it. If you decide to seek out a companion, that's your decision. What you want is not what everyone else may want. That?s usually a wonderful thing. Recognize that we?re not like cheap candy that you can buy daily. We?re more like fine dining to be enjoyed occasionally. Plan accordingly. If someone?s prices are too high for you, either wait until you can afford her, or find someone else. Meanwhile, don't blame her for your lack of funds. Recognize that she charges what the market will bear. That means that there are plenty of others who can afford to see her. Always be polite and considerate. No matter what. Even if you feel confused, disappointed or insulted, be polite. Remember that companions are human beings, just like you. We have needs, desires, dreams and things we?re worried about or afraid of, just as you do. We will protect both your health and our own. Fair is fair. If you're worried about your safety, know that she's concerned about her safety, too. No matter who or how important you are or think you are, the one who is taking the most risks is always the companion. Always. Relax.

Happy Birthday Tsukiyo_Chevalier. Hope you have yourself one fantastic day!!! :D

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Lightning strike as lava flows from an Icelandic volcano. A sinkhole caused by a tropical storm in Guatemala City: A North and South Korean parting after a luncheon meeting during inter-Korean temporary family reunions. South Koreans were visiting North Korea to temporarily meet relatives they'd been separated from since the 1950's war.

Yum Yum Yum, stop by and show me your...c cute bum! Tee Hee :P Wondering, when you see a tall blonde, do you smile at her or do you look her in the eye trying to seduce her? I like the guys who try to seduce me, why? because I like the challenge!!! ;P

Let's get wet and slippery!! Hump day has arrived and I'm ready to get wild :D Come see me and let's get soaked together ;) I am a tall red head with a model type body that will leave you speechless without a doubt. Sexy longs legs and stunning blue eyes that will leave you breathless. A mind blowing experience that will have you coming back for more time and time again. My services include: full body massage, body slides, reverse massages, showers for 2, and I am very open to couples sessions and catering to the ladies :wink: Come see me today and get your mind blown at Paradise Spa located in the West End. Today from 1pm until 11pm Thursday from 9am until 4pm Saturday from 9am until 4pm Sunday from 10am until 9pm Call to book some sexy time with me at 613-820-8887

Having a spa day-facial, mani, pedi massage and hair, :) Now I'll be all fresh for some naughty weekend fun;)

Thanks everyone. I actually didn't notice that I had hit the century milestone. Luckily, it was a review and not me going on some rant about some totally useless thing. I took me some time to get here, hopefully, I will hit the 200 mark faster.

X....really, I find this super cool thread and I get X....Xcaret

The same problem seems to be there in monogamy too. If you don't know what you like or can't communicate what you want, you won't be happy. In fact, if your needs and desires shift, wouldn't it be better to not be monogamous? Easier to find someone with your new like then hope for your present partner to do a 180 shift. By that logic, it can be said that the spouse probably have a well founded reason why she loses interest in sex. I'm with loopie that it's where communication is important and they should try to solve this together.

Hello Gentlemen Curl your toes, hot and sweaty erotic experience? That's what you'll be getting when you spend some time to get to know Cherry. I've been doing massage for about 4 months now and enjoy what I do. I've been loving all the new experience's I've been getting and can't wait to see what else is going to come my way ;) My looks.. My pictures say it all, Blond hair, Bright Blue eye's, tanned skin, no tan lines, fit, 34B, no tattoos, innocent looks. This week's schedule TODAY 5:00pm - 9:00pm Thursday 11:00am - 4:00pm Friday 5:00p - 11:00pm 613-820-8887 To book your time! West end! Paradise Spa! xoxoxo http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=C&t=151528

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Happy Birthday Tsukiyo_Chevalier... May your day be amazing....

So I have been curious about Bridgett Banks for some time now. I really wanted to experience that booty for myself. And let me tell you guys, I have found a gem. This girl had been in Winnipeg for a while now, I regret not contacting her sooner. I contacted Bridgett last minute, and she was very accommodating, we set up a time. She was really nice about answering any questions I had, I could already tell this girl was super sweet. When I arrived, she greeted me wearing some sexy heels and some very attractive lingerie. I can honestly say, she truly enjoys what she does. I have never met a lady with so much enthusiasm before getting down and even more so while giving one the best bbbj's I've ever gotten. This girl has no gag reflex. I'm getting worked up just remembering how she looked while she was enjoying my pole like a Popsicle. In fact, what I found was a real turn on, is she really loves to get rammed and will insist you stay until you've plowed her hard, that's if you can prevent yourself from busting all over the place from her amazing mouth. This girl is way sexier in person, her pics are accurate but she is much better looking face to face and has very sweet personality, she really know how to get you naturally comfortable. The more turned you are, the more wet she gets. And that booty is no joke, its a beautiful ass. Perfect for being rammed from behind just the way I gave it to her. I honestly could not stop squeezing her ass, even on my way out. Keep in mind buys YMMV, and I was so focus on her oral skills and sexy ass, I didn't even bother to ask her what else was on her menu, but feel free to do so when you visit her. And visit her soon, before you miss out. Cheers :bddog:

Happy birthday ... hope it is a good one

I'm delicious, scrumptious, and overall sensational! Is your mouth watering yet? Come take a bite of me and taste this erotic meal ;) I am a tall red head with a model type body that will leave you speechless without a doubt. Sexy longs legs and stunning blue eyes that will leave you breathless. A mind blowing experience that will have you coming back for more time and time again. My services include: full body massage, body slides, reverse massages, showers for 2, and I am very open to couples sessions and catering to the ladies :wink: Come see me today and get your mind blown at Paradise Spa located in the West End. Today from 9am until 5:30pm Wednesday from 1pm until 11pm Thursday from 9am until 4pm Saturday from 9am until 4pm Sunday from 10am until 9pm Call to book some sexy time with me at 613-820-8887

Happy Birthday!

Happy vagina passing day :D

Happy Birthday Tsukiyo Chevalier Enjoy your special day RG

It's not a new phenomenon. They've been around almost as long as the red poppies. http://www.ppu.org.uk/whitepoppy/ And unlike the red poppies, they aren't trademarked, so you won't get sued for using them in the "wrong" way http://www.cbc.ca/newsblogs/yourcommunity/2013/10/legion-asks-reddit-to-remove-poppy-over-trademark.html or get told that you are "disrespecting" veterans for wearing it in the "wrong" way I noticed a lot of comments lately about the white poppies, probably due to a ridiculous Sun article recently published. All I have to say to that is... stop reading the goddamn Sun.

Captain Phillips....!!! Best movie I have watched in a verrrrry long time!!!

Operation Petticoat (1959) with Carry Grant and Tony Curtis. "World War 2 comedy about a submarine commander who finds himself stuck with a decrepit (and pink) sub, a con-man executive officer and a group of army nurses." Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House (1948 ) with Carry Grant "A man and his wife decide they can afford to have a house in the country built to their specifications. It's a lot more trouble than they think." If you ever think of building your own home, watch this movie first. Having been there, done that, I can tell you first hand the movie doesn't exaggerate much, if at all.

And Amber Sym, AW poster girl