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Tracie is one of those rare individuals who genuinely care about others and is damn sexy at the same time. Kind of like Mother Theresa mixed with Kate Upton mixed with Jennifer Lawrence and Christina Hendricks. She is warm and fuzzy and hot to trot at the same time. And while my love and admiration grows from afar, I hope she knows she is one of the bright lights of CERB. Thank you Tracie for all you do for others and all I hope we will one day do to each other.

I really think Midnight deserves a round of applause because she is always the first to acknowledge the accomplishments of Cerb members here and I think that is really kind on her behalf. So I'd also like to say, thank you to Midnight!

There are many great members of this board and their participation and what they have to say is invaluable. I also like to give thanks for those who are thoughtful of others ( esp Tracie), those who provide such great insight in what they have to say and those whose posts invoke such wit and intelligence. There are too many people to be named in the above categories but cheers to all of you! xo

Definitely Tracie is a valued member of this community Thanks Tracie RG

+1 on all the above posts. She certainly has become a valuable member of this community. Keep on being you. Porthos

Even tho I received laser eye surgery years ago, I have to finally admit that I need reading glasses :(. I feel so old

I also thank those who share of themselves over and above the spirit of the board. Some of the things shared within these walls are personal, intimate and heart felt and deserve to be thanked for the person sharing of themselves. I also thank for thoughts and perceptions that I share or that give me a new view on something or make me think. If something important is said or done or someone is being open and supportive of me or anyone else on the board. I am definitely one to use all these tools and am happy they are available.

Hi, this is my 3rd year on Cerb, 1st year was mostly lurking and reading the various post and threads and getting to know the SP's/MA's and gentlemen on the board thru their postings. It was almost a year before I took the plunge to meet my 1st SP. She was a kind young woman that gave a great first experience and second experience. I met my second SP in the following year, and she was a great experience and I have seen many times since, and we have become good friends. After that I had my first GFE Massage and it was great which then lead to many more GFE Massages, Now in my third year of hobbying, I have started to meet many more Cerb women and each experience seems to get better and better. I even had my first duo last week :). It was exceptional :) This is a summary of what I've learnt from being on Cerb and my experiences with Cerb women :). What I've learnt from the Cerb Community: - it is a community of caring Men and Women. - it is a source of useful information - is a source of recommended women that have had proven reputations. - it is a place where information can be asked and answered - it is a social community where members have helped each other in need. - it is a place where discussions can be debated. - There are senior members that give good advice to the Newbie's - Also thanks the CERB MOD, he has does a great job, keeping the board running and moderating the members and post. - without the Mod there would be no Cerb. What I have learnt from the Cerb Chat Room: - This is a great place to make friends and meet the other members. - I have spent hours in chat, talking to the men and women of Cerb. - Have met people from around Canada. - I have helped and been helped with other members. - Some night we have a lot of laughs. - Other nights meaningful discussions. What I have learnt from the Cerb Gentlemen: - They are here to help others with information about the industry - They are kind and thoughtful men and know how to show respect to the women of Cerb. - Established gentlemen are proven safe men for the Cerb Women. - Some of them have a great sense of humour. - They have come to the assistance of other members in need. - Without the gentlemen, there would be no Cerb. What I have learnt from Cerb Women: - They are kind and sexy women. - They except people for who they are , regardless of race or colour or size. - All they expect is for them to be clean, smell good and show them with respect. - Please respect their time and limitations. - Arrive on time with the proper donations. - No negotiation of donations. - If you can't make it please call to cancel. - It takes a special woman to be able to do this job. - The women who really enjoy this job and pleasing men give the best service. - Beauty and sexuality is shown from within the person. What I have learnt from myself: - When I started I was a shy man around women. - Now I have more confidence and have no problem being naked with strange women :) - I enjoy spending intimate time with Cerb women. - I enjoy chatting with learning about the real person. - I have become friends with several of the women and keep in contact with them. - Women seem to actually like me for some reason. - As with all meetings, YMMV, But I've learnt to be a gentleman and have in general received better services then I expected :) - Always please the women first, and they will return the favour :) - As I always say, I'm a gentleman and the woman cum first :) Advice to Newbies: - Read the above facts :) - Respect the women. - Be a gentleman. - Women with recommendations are a good choice, but in all cases YMMV. - Participate and become part of the Cerb Community. In closing. I love being on CERB, it has become a daily part of my life. and Thank you to all you women for being sexy, kind, beautiful and emotionally strong to be able to provide the services that you do. I am grateful for the exceptional times that I have spent with Cerb women, they know who they are :). And I hope to have many more great experiences. Gentlemen and women, let's hear what you have learnt from your experiences on Cerb.

Evening All. My respite, relax and regain strength time gave me time to think about all the lovely Ladies and Gurls here on Cerb. I was sent a pm last week, asking why I am thanking so many MA's and SP's. It is quite simple really: -I appreciate well written, articulate and correctly spelled ads, even more if they contain some intrigue -I appreciate when schedules and pricing is clear and concise -I appreciate when the places I visit are clean, safe and drug free -I appreciate what the Ladies are doing to make "me" happy I give out thanx and nominations to Ladies and Gurls who I have had the pleasure of meeting, and also to the new cerbies who need a pleasant word. TheLiquor

Oh no, I think I have a cramp in my tongue!! Can someone please help me relax my mouth so that I can speak again? I promise if you help me, I will help you ;) We can relax together and forget all about this miserable weather outside ;) I am a tall red head with a model type body that will leave you speechless without a doubt. Sexy longs legs and stunning blue eyes that will leave you breathless. A mind blowing experience that will have you coming back for more time and time again. My services include: full body massage, body slides, reverse massages, showers for 2, and I am very open to couples sessions and catering to the ladies :wink: Come see me today and get your mind blown at Paradise Spa located in the West End. Today from 9am until 9pm Sunday from 10am until 9pm Call to book some sexy time with me at 613-820-8887 Also, be sure to check out my recommendations: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...t=victoriascrt

Hate and Jealousy!! Need I say more? Anyone who sends anonymous anything to anyone is a coward and a useless bully. I've experienced receiving things like that umpteem times and laugh when I see them, you do the same.

Firstly, might I say I'm sorry you experienced that, awkward! Also I'm sad for the girl. I don't know the statistics but I'm sure there are as many in this vocation who do it out of need and desperation as there are those who've chosen it for the right reasons. When meeting with a client conversations shouldn't linger into places that will cause upset for either party, it's supposed to be enjoyable and professionalism is expected to where we don't cross obvious boundaries. However even the most professional and upbeat of sp's may find themselves riding hard times and slip up, no excuse, but we are all human, make mistakes, discuss the wrong things sometimes, with the wrong people and read people wrong sometimes. If this was a manipulation on her part, shame on her, and that you may never know. I'm a forthright, blunt, straight forward person, if I ever breach the professional lines when with a client I'd hope he'd set me straight, as I would him. I've made my mistakes but don't dwell on them, I simply move on and try to learn from them, but sometimes they do have to be pointed out;) I think it's always best to just move on, from this one as well:) Some sp's are willing to help one another and others aren't. In all the years I've had dealings with sp's and out of all the sp's Ive personally met, there have only been 2 who I'd consider nice people. Sadly one of those girls is now dead, the other, my best friend, lives in another province. So if the sp you had dealt with needed help I would suggest she look outside the profession for it and if she does I hope she gets it. This work isn't for everyone, especially those who come into it with personal troubles, insecurities or who simply are grasping at straws to make ends meet, those, it'll eat alive. In the end I guess you did what you felt you should, you walked away. Perhaps if that was your gut instinct that's what should always be followed. I'll end by saying in this lifestyle like any never expect to much that way you'll never be disappointed and treat every visit as it is, a new and exciting experience. Not all will play out as you expect but keep in mind you have as much control to the outcome of your experience as does the person your with :) and I believe there is something to be learned from everything we do and encounter. Sometimes the lesson just isn't obvious, sometimes it is. All the best:)

If this person is too much of a coward to even leave an email address, they're not even worth the time it took for you to post on this thread, never mind wasting any more. Actually, even if they did leave an email address, they still wouldn't be worth any time at all.

Sweeetheart Extraordinaire !!!! You have a natural born gift Tracie for being so down to earth, caring and making people smile constantly ....sometimes when they realllllllly need that :)) Kudo's babe.

oh I wish I could reply! to defend myself...but coward used the anon. response option and the email addy is fake...thanks that makes me feel a lot better xoxo

Tonight 5:00pm-11:00pm Next week Monday 11am-4pm Wednseday 11am-4pm Thrusday 3:30pm-11pm At the one and only Paradise Spa 613-820-8887 xoxoxo

Awwww thanks for the BIG smile and the blush too. I'm just glad you are okay and are looking forward to a great year. I'll take dinner though! :twisted: Thanks to Cristy as well, I don't do anything for adulation but I'll sure take the smiles and warm snugglez! :lovers:

I'm glad she was there for you in your time of need and that you are alright. Tracie is very thoughtful towards everyone here. She doesn't pick favorites and goes above and beyond imo to make sure everyone is appreciated for their efforts, it's nice that you took the time to thank her, she deserves many:)

I try to give thanks when I'm grateful for someone's words. I've never had an opportunity to nominate a post... by the time I get there someone has always beat me to it LoL ...kind of like this one!! I guess great minds think alike :)

I probably don't take the time enough to thank and nominate posts. If you feel it theliquor, keep doing it. You shouldn't ever feel bad for showing your appreciation. Thanks everyone! You are all amazing!

I always appreciate when others take the time to recognize the efforts of a poster. Ranging from encouragement for newbies to acknowledgement of a useful or funny post, the Thanks, Nominations and Comments all signal that there is someone out there who cares enough to comment positively. So, thanks theliquor!

I have read most of the responses to this thread. As a long time hobbiest, I am very surprised that anyone would balk at paying up front. As soon as I walk in the door, I greet the SP and then politely hand her the stipend. I may be in the minority, but I tend to repeat with a small number of sp's and rarely request special attire, nor do I have a planned menu in mind. I go with the flow, hope we both have a mutually enjoyable time and then depart. When I have visited someone for the first (and possibly ) only time, it is paramount to establish some form of trust. That trust is me handing over the money without being asked, being well groomed, freshly showered and respectful. I can count the number of times on one hand where I have had a less than satisfactory visit. I hope the ladies would feel the same way.

I've seen Amy quite a few times now and will always go back for more! Look for her in the local classified ads... not alwasy in there, but definetly call when you see her! A+

I made an appointment with this Asian cutie early in the morning. I was surprised to actually talk to her and she was awake. :icon_lol: Made the appointment for later in the morning, and she showed up more or less on time and highly pretty. Although I saw her pictures here, you don't really have an idea of how tall or short they are from those pictures. I was pleasantly surprised to find out that she is a tiny little spinner, probably doesn't even weigh more than 100 lbs soaking wet. As you can tell, I like tiny girls. Asian fans should also take note. Vivian provides erotic massage. She works out of two locations in the west end. One is near Meadowlands, somewhere between Woodroffe & Merivale, which is where I saw her. Her other location is in Kanata. She is pretty easy to talk to, and quite open.

Vitto reminds me of Sally in enthusiasm if anyone remembers Sally. It started off pretty slow, nice gentle relaxing massage, nice personality friendly chat. Vitto is quite attractive, having that exotic look of someone from South America and that added to the experience. But it started enjoyable, nothing amazing. Then the massage got better, and better, and better. About 20 minutes in, I was fully engaged, down to the toes. Not only is this beautiful caliente woman excellent at teasing (the best teasing experienced by far) but really knows massage and she has amazing touch. It felt like a session with a beautiful close girlfriend. The bond with her became absolutely amazing. No idea how long we were in session. It felt like hours. All I remembers is shuffling out and looking back to see if it was real. Kind of like that line by Al Pacino in the Devils Advocate where he says "turn around and look surprised and never saw it coming." That kind of experience. Repeat? Yes, post recovery.

hey I hope its ok to post this here... I got a menacing response to a backpage ad I placed in Cornwall.. it had a definite threatening tone and seemed to have been written by a female or multiple ppl that do not know me and haven't met me before.... just wondering if anyone else has experienced this....xoxox

Kelly's pre-booking Compatibility test ;) Are you a gentleman who wants to experience the best in sensual relaxation (yes / no) Would you enjoy the company of a sexy blonde gem who wants to bring you explosive pleasure (yes / no) Do you enjoy soapy showers for 2 with a sexy playmate (yes / no) Do you enjoy soft curves on a toned athletic 32DD 24 34 frame (yes / no) Do you want to spend some time with your dream girl this week (yes / no) Do you enjoy smooth soft unblemished skin, with no tattoos (yes / no) Do you enjoy great conversation with a diverse intelligent woman (yes / no) If you answered yes to the above questions then you should call or PM ASAP to book your sensual getaway with me this week! Beautiful yet intelligent and approachable, a perfect combination to relax you mentally and physically! My Schedule this Week Monday January 13th 9:00AM - 8:00PM Tuesday January 14th 9:00AM - 4:00PM Not a Member? Be my special guest.... PM to make arrangements Call 613-523-6199 Book Online www.clubcmj.com or PM.

YES-you heard right! I met her at the XMAS social. Her stunning beauty blew me away-as she was the first person I noticed when I entered the room. She looks like a model-both looks and physique. And she is super nice too.

This site is absolutely fantastic. I had my first encounter with a SP who advertised on Cerb, and I loved being able to read her recommendations and posts, and get a feel for who she was, as opposed to before when I would roll the dice on a potential clock watcher from backpage. As with any internet community, the community is only as good as its moderation team, my hat goes off to all the work they do around here. Also, the idea of new accounts needing the first 5 posts checked by a mod is genius! Not only deters douchebags, but also encourages cool, loving people to join in and post so their account becomes un-moderated.

From Cleo Catra's latest album:

It had been a while since my last time with a SP, I was quite nervous at first, Ms manda accommodated my very short notice visit. I gotta say it was well worth it, this is by far the best experience. She is a very modest person with real personality, super nice body :) Treat her nice and you will have a great time. She can be a bit naughty !! Definitely plan to visit her again soon. Thank you for a great time!!! I felt great! Jack

Don't shoot the messenger - it's actually an Associated Press publication that Fox reprinted.

Bonne fête ma belle!

Tracie, her posts and thoughtfulness for others always makes me smile. You're one of a kind girl!...xo

Never tried them myself but I did notice some things. Some of the images of ladies in other cities are not legit according to tinyeye For example nikky, katie and sylvy all returned hits from various other websites. They also list that duo in Charlottetown as available in Bathurst. Which seems weird to me unless they tour. I do appreciate the old school website design circa 1997. I have a soft spot in my heart for it :) I'd be hesitant to try the service personally. Maybe someone brave enough to take one for the team can reply with a better review.

Well I went to the doctor recently in the fall of 2012 and he called me fatty. I replied "I know you are but what am I ?" Anyhooooo my fellow fatties. It appears our lodge is faltering a tad bit. Zero bookings in the last 5 years or so I believe. So good news is I decided to go on a recruiting mission. A 2014 Canadian tour so to speak. I have been on the road since January or July of 2013 . Guess I got a headstart. I looked in my bank account and priced flights and I can made it to Halifax. One way. So that's it for the tour. But I had a plan. An impromptu one I hid out in Katherine's wine cellar and ate grapes to stay healthy until she caught me :icon_redface: Then I all Austin Powered her with my charm baby and offered her some grapes and we got drunk and shagged like there is no tomorrow !! Then I gave her an LR massage (hard to explain but it may be on Wikepedia ? ) and cooked her and me breakfast with her food out of her fridge with my hands and burned more calories on the table after breaky was over....desert breakfast I suppose...then I was on my merry little way. So I was on my way to Vermont (which was the wrong way and Em took care of me once again ;) ) when I bumped in to my beautiful wifey Emily !!! She said " Whatcha doin here ?" I said "I dunno' She said "Wanna talk tits?" I said " Sure, I normally don't talk tits but yours are God's gift to all of us" She said "Get in my hotel room NOW !!!! " Emily is a redhead and I love her....and I listen !!!!! ;) I had to ask her directions from the linen closet where I like to sleep....but I found it !!! Calories be gone. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Then I hitch hiked to Truro. Never done that before so had one thumb going each way so little confusing to the drivers apparently. Truro ? They have trees there or something ? And PENELOPE is in the area !!! I MISS PENELOPE !!!! Holy Doodle calories be gone there I tell ya !!! and spankings !!! let me tell ya Tom foolery galore and one horny mess. Ohhh the memories. From there I played hopscotch with the kids until I hopped all the way to the ocean and planned to swim over to PEI. Nope.... wrong side of the province sigh. Sooo had a beer. then washed dishes to pay for it. Walked to the other side of NS and swam over to PEI. Had a beer with that MRNice guy gone retired and see he is still beating the crap out of his house with a sledgehammer and renovating. He fed me and housed me and offered me beers :) oops calories be BACK ON !! Then rented a boat. A big boat. Then paddled my way over to New Brunswick. Then looked over and went "Hey ! When did they put that fucking bridge there ? " Then I got a text from Wifey #3 Savannah in Newfie land saying she needed some "maintenance" done at her house. So up over the bridge I walk. Then realize I am back on an island. Shit. Sooooo off swimming again I go to the nearest iceberg. Crawl on . Brrrrrr my nipples hurt !!! Shit !!! iceberg going wrong way :( Swim again.... get on iceberg 69 heading to Newfoundland and boom there in a week !!!!! Have a visit with wifey...MAINTENANCE TIME :) eat her food and drink her wine out of her fridge. Still on a squeaky tight budget you know. It's cold so we are buck nekkid in bed cause they say skin on skin keeps you warm and alive ? Right ? mmmmm There was a power outage of course but I actually flipped her breaker.....shhhhhh..... So we burn calories. and again in the kitchen and again in the living room. Gotta keep warm !!!!! ;) Off I go ! I shall snorkel my way outta there me thinks. Hmmmm ... end up in Labrador..... I had a nice conversation with a seal and then carried on my little way. I hiked, walked, swam, snorkeled, and belly flopped my way to Quebec. I had a nice visit in Montreal. I spanked VJ, Chrystal spanked me, Keissy spanked Chrystal, Emma spanked all of us cause we were bad bad bad good bad !! Good times. Eyes Wide Shut. Then we ate sushi and all danced nekkid in the street :) Sooooo Feelin kinda slim and healthy by now by cracky. !!! Still had a one pack ab but it is smaller now. Soooooo off I go to Ottawa. Hitch hike again. Get picked up and off we go. Where ya heading I ask ? "Moncton". Fuck !! Stop the car please !! Wrong thumb again. So I stick out the other thumb and get picked up and boom I am in Ottawa in 2 hours ! yay. Take me to the airport I say. Not sure why I ain't flying. Then I grab a cab at the airport and go to the hotel. So I go to check in and they ask me for my credit card ? I say "sure I play cards !! Cribbage, 500, hearts, snap....you name it ! " "Where's your linen room or do you have those floatee things for the pool cause I am tired and need some sleep ? " Then I pick up my cel phone and listen to music while I borrow someone else's phone to text Cleo and Kathryn. I say... "Hi...My name is Frank" No reply.... "LR here.... I have no money but can I squeeze your bits anyways? " No answer.... "You sexies like ice cream ? " no answer. Then I said ............" Look girls I am the damn president grand exalted present and past puppa of.....disclaimer.....used to be until I got voted out :( of the FAT BASTARD LODGE OF CANADA, ONTARIARIO SOMEWHERE CANADA !!!! I have a goofy hat !!! please talk to me" They replied "Ohhhhh . Are you that fat bastard guy, bald with a goatee, have a hairy chest and drink saki in the Jacuzzi and love luv love LUV Allotta Fagina ? " That's me Okay....sooooooo...... Apparently my Tandy computer from Radio Shack I found in the dumpster is dying so I better let the keyboard rest, charge er up, and continue on with the ....... "Fat Guy with the Plumber's Butt Blog" tomorrow ;) Hugggs and Kosses ZZZZZZIIIIIIIIZZZZZ

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Visiting an elderly friend of the family who has dementia and struggling to keep up a light conversation and seeing that she absolutely hates where she is. So sad.

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Pretty please count me in too!!!!! Thanks so much Mistert and Loneskater. xo

In Canada we do what it takes to stay warm. Body heat is most enjoyable here.

He is gorgeous! And he knows it. Mine like to get on the table while I'm trying to eat. Difference between a dog and a cat: A dog owns anything that falls on the floor, but you can eventually teach him not to steal off your plate. Apparently you cannot train a cat to not dive bomb your plate while you're eating, but if something falls on the floor, they'll walk a wide berth around it. I'm sitting here with a goose egg on my cheek. While trying to give all the dogs a lick of a juicy plate earlier, my 16-month-old boxador whacked me in the face with his head. It hurts but hasn't gone technicolour yet. It will tomorrow probably, but only if I have an appointment.

Lorena Contraluz

Sex Active lifestyle Video Games Attend a party Naughty play with an SP Nature walks Attend a Sporting event Hug someone you care about or Lay naked on a beach down south Appreciate all the good things in your life Nap all day Ejaculate a lot

Can not recommend based on my experience

First and foremost, YMMV is a factor in all encounters. And what is agreed to in a email or a PM is what she offers in her encounters and may be willing to do. Sometimes YMMV is spelled out in a lady's website, but sometimes it is implied. But most experienced in this lifestyle understand that an encounter with a lady, underlying all menu options she provides, is a YMMV factor. Yes, those menu options are services she provides. But not all the time and not to everyone. Example. DFK might be offered. But if you show up having bad breath, consider yourself lucky to even get a peck on the cheek. And no, she didn't break any promises IMHO. Or she might allow digits, but if you show up looking like you changed oil on your car, don't expect digits, and again, IMHO, she didn't break any promises Be realistic in your expectations too. A lady may offer MSOG. Me for example, at 52, one SOG I'm happy. But if I request MSOG and only get one SOG should I get a discount, no. A lady may have a long list of menu items offered but that doesn't mean each and every item can physically be done in one encounter And finally there is one other thing. You are not paying for services. You are paying for a lady's time. What happens during that time together is between two consenting adults. So understanding that, and the YMMV factor, the best option is to be a gentleman (including paying in full, good hygiene, showing up on time) and you'll find YMMV will have a positive meaning for you. And what happens between you two consenting adults will be something positive and memorable A rambling from a gentleman for who YMMV has been a positive term and has had positive and memorable encounters RG

Greek should NEVER hurt unless you want it to. If it hurts, it's not being done right. It's a skill that needs to be learned both giving and receiving. It does take time, you need to know your body and trust your partner. I love Greek play but only with those that I trust to know what they are doing. It's all about the mind set. Are you relaxed and into the moment? If not then there needs to be more time spent getting there. There are wonderful toys that make this journey easier and in the hands of an experienced playmate it will be amazing for a man who is open to the new and delightful. cat