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Duo etiquette rules: 1. Choose providers who either have seen each other naked or can stomach seeing each other naked. 2. Choose providers of the same species or genus. For example, do not ask if a provider will work with a chia pet, velociraptor or plank of wood as a duo partner. 3. If you have a kink about clothing, make sure that one or both of the providers do not show up in the same outfit you are wearing. One of you is going to look better and the other will cry just a little bit. 4. Establish well before the encounter who gets to be Batman, who gets to be Robin and who gets to be Alfred the butler. You can't have two Batmans. That's an international convention. 5. Establish a bacon friendly environment. Everyone loves bacon and if they don't, they can't be part of the duo. 6. If you own an iguana and it is fed through an ingenious contraption that automatically dispenses food onto an an awaiting plate, make sure that both providers see and understand. Everyone needs to know about reptile dish function. (or was that erectile dysfunction??? Maybe I heard it wrong.) 7. Gifts are nice but be equal in the distribution. You can't give a bottle of champagne to one provider and a package of lime jello to the other. 8. Nobody is allowed to fart. That's against the rules. 9. If you are playing Risk as part of the encounter, always remember to establish in Australia and secure Siam. That's a guaranteed 3 extra guys every turn. Duo chicks dig Risk. 10. Margarine should never be used as part of a fantasy. Always use premium dairy products, not corn or other vegetable based substitutes. 11. There is no 11, please proceed to 12. 12. I was kidding about 11, there is no 12. 13. Skip the clown fetish. It's weird and will freak EVERYBODY out. 14. Lube and crazy glue should never be kept in the same drawer. Trust me on that. 15. If you are new to the duo game, please don't send pictures of your penis to either partner. You'll get penis cooties and be unable to perform. ... that's what I have so far.... but then again, I am tired.

Thought we could all use a laugh today - ( at the expense of us guys, of course!) :icon_wink:

I want to eat captain crunch. I need to stick to this detox!

Finally hitting a thousand. It's the little things that make my day.

It is after great thought and consideration that I have decided that it is time to announce that I will be leaving the Massage business. I would like to thank all of you for the wonderful memories and I will never forget the kindness of you all. Thank you for teaching me so much about myself this business and how wonderful the world can be. CERB is a Great Community filled with wonderful people, and I am thankful that I have had the opportunity to experience some of that greatness. All that being said that I will be retiring from the business at the end of February, So you still have some time to live all of your Tiff Dreams ;) I'll be here at Angel's Touch all day today 10:00am-9:00pm then I'll keep you in touch for future days To reach me Call Angels at 613-274-7073 Text me at 613-277-4328 or Send me a PM here on CERB Hope to see you all soon for some Kisses Tiff XoX

Ohhhhh bacon. You are only a few days from rejoining your lover. That's right... in 9 short days I am removing the obstacle that is keeping us apart. I thought my gallbladder could see past its petty desire to control my life... but no. It stood between me and my true love. Do you see what I am doing for you bacon??? Do you see??? I am having an internal organ removed just to be reunited with you. THAT'S LOVE dammit. TRUE LOVE. I hope you have been faithful, bacon. I did not betray you. I abstained from all artificial and simulated fat free bacon products while we were apart. I know that you have been seeing others... and I am okay with that. We can be polyamorous with you seeing others. I sometimes see other foods too. But dammit you have to believe me when I tell you that I love you.

I have always prided myself as being an ass man so these are just my opinions: 1) Taylor Divine (MA) 2) Cleo Catra 3) Emily J 4) Nicolette Vaughn These are in no particular order, but as stated before are at the top of my list for the best ass!

I love Traci's contributions, always so generous and thoughtful. She's a real community builder, and it's good to recognise her for her work. A sincere thank you, midnite!

Cerb is definitely a great place for you to find the lady you're looking for. It can give both of you a chance to peruse photos and postings from the ladies on here, to see who tickles your fancy. A vast number of ladies on here see couples, whether they post it in their ads/websites or not. If you see someone you like, just send them a message and ask, there's never harm in asking! There are two beautiful ladies who come to mind who even have specific websites for couples - Charlotte Sinclair - http://escortforcouple.com/ Alexandra-Sky - http://www.ottawacouplesescort.com/ A few ladies I know purrsonally who I know both ADORE seeing couples are Kathryn Bardot - http://www.kathrynbardot.net/ Nathalie Lefebvre - http://lovely-nathalie.com/ And Gia Wren Marlowe - http://sweet-company.com/ (and speaking of large natural breasts....) Happy hunting :)

Ok, this is beginning to plumb the depths of stupidity.. The place mentioned is a fucking nail and pedicure salon.. Yes they do flexology, which means some lady crushes the living shit out of your feet for 30 minutes.. Why don't you guys go find a real sp and get yourselves safely laid? And stop posting this nonsense.. Please.. please make it stop.. :(

Yaaawwwn. Fox runs this story ("OMG THE HOOKERS ARE COMING!!!1!!11!!!one!!) every time there's a major sporting event anywhere in the US. It gets repetetive after a while.

Saw both "American Hustle", and "The Wolf of Wall Street", over Christmas and New Years, and enjoyed them both.

press the right button and I'll come all over your face I usually get spread over your hairy parts when you wipe me off, I get white stuff on your towel What am I? I wanna bring a smile to your face on this steamy Sunday. It's oh so good.... We'll start with a relaxing yet sensual and steamy massage! I am 5'4, big blue eyes, short dark hair and curvy with tattoos that compliment my body in all the right places!! I will provide you with a deep yet sensual massage to get you started. I will follow up with a sexy body slide and let my fingers lightly explore you making you wanting more! Satisfying for the eyes and the body!! Then I will let the bubbles lead the trail for my fingers in the shower!! Duos couples body slides showers reverse massage foot fetishes My Schedule for the Week of January 12 to January 19th Sunday January 12- 3:00PM to 9:00PM Monday January 13- 10:00AM to 11:00PM Tuesday January 14- 9:00AM to 4:00PM (Paradise) Wednesday January 15- 3:30PM to 11:00PM Friday January 17- 3:30PM to 11:00PM I am here today to heighten you senses today from 3:30pm to 9:00pm at Angel's Touch 613-274-7073, Private Message me or email [email protected] to book

Happy birth day sweetie! Hope you get all the birthday spanks you desire, cause the best day to paddle your bottom has got to be on your birthday!

Birthday Wishes to you Claire! Enjoy your special day. I think 2014 is going to be a very good year:)

Here are some of my favourites, in no particular order. Dancers Bridgette Jenny Ariel Belleoftheball Sp's (Ottawa or frequent visitors) Jazy Nikky Fox There are lots of MA's in town who are really exceptional. It would be a long list! :) Check out my recommendations for more details.

Don't be shy! If you don't ask, how will you ever know? Be straight forward about your desires and you will be surprised at how you are accepted and accommodated!

I ate a piece of bacon today. I didn't go into death spasms. My gallbladder did not attempt to kill me. I haven't had bacon in 3 months. It was a mouthgasm. Oh yeah... I swallowed.

There is a special level of hell reserved for those who seek to embarrass or publicly humiliate others. I wish I could have been there to give you a hug and tell the asshole he is mistaken on so many levels.

I find a lot of stress comes from failing to live in the moment. When the past and future preoccupy us we can forget to breath. Some wise man said "Life is what happens when you make other plans". Fun fact: the brain does not discriminate between real and perceived stress situations; meaning your body reacts the same to real "threats" such as 900 pound gorilla chasing you around the room as it does to imagining there is a gorilla with bad intentions. So what does all the preceding mean? Fretting over what happened yesterday or worrying about what might happen tomorrow, real or otherwise seems like a horrible waste of energy. Staying and living in the moment allows one to devote all of their energy to the now. As I read that back to myself, it sounds like dime store philosophy. But for me, personally, living in the moment really helps with my stress levels, especially when I can't be with a Cerb goddess or two.

I am into guys with foot fetishes. There are photos of my lovely feet on my free website at http://www.funvalerie.com. Enjoy and see you soon. Valerie

I would suggested established duo partners, as well. I have several ladies that I work with and we enjoy working together and have fun. This makes for a terrific experience for all. In my earlier years, I once had a client pick a duo partner for me who I did not know. The duo partner and I did not click and it created a bad experience for all. Now, I provide anyone interested in a duo with a list of ladies who I am happy working with and he picks one who suits his mood.

Thank you Hannah - sorry this happened. Eventually these turds slip up though, and you can catch them in their crap. They always make a mistake and reply again to ads, this time with more information. Keep vigilant, and if you feel they are going overboard, forward to the correct authorities. You can flag the reply to Backpage admin as well. He is probably doing this to others.

I identify the source, if it is something brought on by something I did or said I own up to it and or apologize and make an honest effort to rectify the situation. Be kind, honest, respectful, fair, and generous to yourself as well as others. Say what you mean and mean what you say, give complements and refrain judgement. Give people the benefit of doubt, we are all human and make mistakes, so don't beat yourself up either. Assume nothing, if you want to know, ask. Pay attention to the people you know that always seem to have it together and talk to them if possible. I`ve learned to choose my battles, in other words remember what is important. Family and friends are all we have if nothing else. Money and nice things are good but not essential to live happily. Balance work, play and rest, that balance is different for everybody so find what works for you. Don't worry about keeping up with the Jones`s. Life is short, not a competition or race but if you can smile you`ve won. One of my favorite sayings is "Whether you think you can or can`t, you`re right" so never give up. In every problem lies a solution. Above all else be silly from time to time and have fun! After all...laughter is the best medicine, or a close second to time spent with one of the beautiful angels of CERB!! I love this place and the people I`ve met (on and offline)! I truly mean that!

It is incredible to me that there can be people who don't understand the basics of discretion. The same person would have likely been horrified if you had done that to him. what an ass. Porthos

I agree with the previous comment, the exception being CMJ as they are a pvt club so you need to be a member to enter, so not sure how they are with walk ins..... That being said Angel's Touch and Paradise Spa both offer walk in appointments as long as one of the lovely ladies is free you are sure to be accommodated. A quick call ahead of time {613-274-7073 Angels Touch 613-820-8887 Paradise Spa} (even 5 min notice) will allow them to ensure that someone is available for you or will let you know when someone will be. Hope this info helps and enjoy your time in Ottawa Kisses Tiff XoX

just saw Shannon fisrt time.....wow!!!

Come get a relaxing massage by a hot little vixen xoxo Click the image to open in full size. About me- Sexy petite 21 year old with long red natural hair, sparkling green eyes! Out going, bubbly and ready to rock your world!! Providing- Flirty and dirty relaxation massage Soapy sexy showers Reverse massages Body slides- Duo massages(4 hands, 2girls) & you'll leave happy. Schedule TODAY:10-9 Sunday:10-9 Rates- Single Massage 30mins: $50 45mins: $60 60mins: $80 Duo Massage rates also available upon request Location-Clean, cozy, discreet westend location Contact-To book an appointment please send me a PM

Sexy fun blue-eyed brunette ready to get down and dirty. Come play with me today and we can get freaky. I love to dominate and have a few sexy surprises that I love to use as well. I love my job and I'm great at it. I am very open-minded and love to play. I am working at Ottawa's most upscale spa in the west end of Ottawa. I'm 5'7, athletic build, perky B36 bust, angelic blue eyes, long dark hair, seductive lips, golden tan, open minded, 100% natural beauty, fun & comfortable to be with... Working every Friday 5pm to 11pm,Saturday 9amto 9pm,andevery Sunday 10amto 7pmto prebook an appointment on any other days send me a private message please. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=N&t=148577 Services: Full Erotic body massage Reverse massage Slippery wet body slides Reverse body slides Hot tub for more intimate session Showers for 2 Domination Duos Fresh towels & linens ATM Cater to fetishes, just ask... Call today to book your appointment with me at 613-820-8887.

Sorry that happens to you. It happens to me few times but mostly on text. Although we tell or train ourselves to be strong and ignore it, it still hurts and gets to your nerves. Some people are misserable and just wanna take it out on you. Take care ladies!

I thank a post when I agree with the thought or sentiment or if I disagree but the post has challenged me to look at an issue differently or consider another insight... and I thank a post when it raises an issue that I think needs to be explored or discussed. I have also thank posts I see someone being helpful..... i have only been active here for the last year but I have been pleasantly surprised about how supportive and caring this community can be. I nominate posts for all the same reasons I thank them just when they push the boundary a little further that what I think a thank will cover. Am I biased in my thanks and nominations...lololol... of course... those people in the community who I have connected with and have relationships with tend to attract my attention and I seek out their posts....i wonder how many great posts I miss..... Hey.. just my opinion.

Lexxxy has amazing "fake" boobs (imo) and the rest of her was awesome too. I think she's back in Ottawa for a few days next week. She had an ad on here last week and I imagine will again in the upcoming days. Enjoyed my visit with her. Leafman

I've seen this on a few ads on BP. Am I the only one that finds this pretty despicable? Can't say I'd want to meet with a girl that openly racist.

I have to admit while blushing right now..I liked the picture of Genevieve Marceau in yoga pants!

Nicolette Vaughn Cat Carrie Moon Chanel Reign Dorinda Not in Ottawa, but worth mentioning: Lexy Grace (Halifax) Shortcake (Belleville) Nikki Thomasi (Toronto) - Buns of Steel - seriously folks, proof is in the squeezing! To Bianca: I have felt all the others lol. Yours I have not, but yes it looks great!

Hmm.. All the men that are on my friends list, in no particular order and one at a time;)

You're not giving a lot to go on here. There are a number of well reviewed mature providers locally. 30+ - Katherine, Lilly, Cristy, myself, Lexy and Gina Hunter. There may be others however I can't verify ages on those. Depends on what other attributes you're looking for and then who gives you that tingle. If you're looking from BP or CL, sorry can't help you there although I'm sure there are many gents who can. Good Luck!

It's the Twelve Days Of Bond on DTOUR Channel I've seen Dr. No, From Russia With Love (JMO but the best Bond movie ever) and Goldfinger. Today it's Thunderball RG

Emily and Nicolette have said it all...i will only add...shaving your private area is also part of good hygiene. I know a lot of gentlemen here have a SO and if you suddenly start shaving she might get suspicious...but maybe start with a little trim down...she might actually like it :D There is nothing like a clean shaven or trimmed area...yummy!!!!

Perhaps you're not seeing the right ladies or maybe you're overly sensitive to the natural odor of a woman. Nobody is 100% odor free but I've certainly never found ANY of the ladies I've seen to be anything but immaculate in that area. That being said, perhaps some of you guys could quit thread jacking and let the ladies answer? This wasn't a question for y'all.

When my guests arrive, I like them to REMOVE their shoes! I can't tell you how many people I've encountered who tried to do this! I find it so rude and a lack of respect for the other person's personal space. Upon their attempt, they didn't get past my front door without removing them. While we all stress the hygeine factor, take a shower before you arrive or make sure there are shower facilities there. However, one thing many people fail do upon arriving is washing their hands. There are so many germs are out there and then you are being intimate with someone and touching them. Be considerate of the lady esp when touching the nether reigons. Going to the bathroom, leaving the door open and/or not washing afterwards. If a guy doesn't do this, I take it upon myself to get a washcloth. That would definitely be a YMMV scenario. I take the time to be presentable as well as my surroundings and expect my guests to be the same. It makes for a really nice experience.

I know your question is meant for the ladies. But as a guy who has a little more experience in this hobby, I would also recommend that you get all finger and toe nails clipped, filed and smoothed out. The last thing you'd want is to scratch a lady in the heat of the moment. For a shower, I normally take a thorough shower less than two hours before the encouner. I just feel more comfortable this way. Hope this helps.

Do you think maybe those two things are related, just not the way you think? If thanks to your behaviour the session begins with the SP actually having to come right out and remind you about paying the fee before you'll pay her at the start, then some of that "YMMV" you refer to elsewhere may have kicked in... and you may find the session goes a little more tortoise, and a lot less hare. (Plus, it sounds like you'll have decided that since she asked you to pay up front she must not be "relaxed, fun and for real," and you've maybe gone all pouty and ill-disposed. Little wonder things seem to go poorly on those occasions.) Look, the women here take enough personal risks every day in this profession. As clients, one of our first priorities should be to never contribute further to those risks if we can avoid it. One of those professional risks is guys who dick around about the fee -- negotiating, pleading, or looking for a way not to pay at all. The fact is, when you don't produce the agreed-upon fee up front, it's not clear whether you're planning to pay at all. You've imposed risk on your provider where none was needed. I'm frankly stunned you can find anyone who agrees to this arrangement. Treat your provider with respect and remove that particular risk from the equation. In my experience, paying smoothly and up front establishes your own trustworthiness, and helps gets everything off on the right foot. I'd personally be ashamed if I ever considered doing otherwise.

I have had the pleasure of spending plenty of verrrry memorable time with our wonderful ladies. I have yet to meet one that didn't expect payment up front ? Ever ! If the time came that I had to actually worry about that or ask them if it is OK to pay them when my boots are back on at the door ..... I shall quit.

There was no name calling, insulting, or demeaning. I stated how I would feel if someone refused to pay at the beginning. To me it would feel like a power-trip, so I would ask the man to leave; that does not mean I am calling you a power-tripper. You're not here in my bedroom. If you were, and were refusing to pay upfront, my previous statements would be personally directed at you. But rather, they are included in this thread, so any man reading the suggestion to refuse to pay up front, can read both that suggestion from a hobbiest, and also read how an SP would react if that suggestion was followed.

But when you go to pick up your car without paying, they don't give you the keys and you don't get your car back! This is a ridiculous statement to make. I would love to see what would happen if hobbyists started walking in and refusing to pay for service first, I really would. I am a provider that is fairly relaxed about the timing of fee collection and I have been screwed over many times because of it back in the day. Now, I have provisions in place that if a client screws me (without paying), it will bite him far worse than it will hurt me. I can also say that the first time clients that have stiffed me intended to do so before they ever walked thru the door because I have never in my career promised services I couldn't or wouldn't deliver. State upfront that you intend to pay on the back end and see how many appointments you get... cat

If a client refused to put the envelope down at the beginning of an encounter, I would ask him to leave. Someone holding money over my head for me to perform for them is not a way to make an encounter enjoyable. It would make me feel like he is playing power games. I ask my clients to put the money down before we take our clothes off. You get that out of the way, because do you want your girl worrying the whole time that you aren't going to pay her? It's something I hated at the spas too. THere it was standard to pay after, and guess what, there were a few men who enjoyed my service only to tell me after, 'OOPS, forgot my wallet! Don't worry, I'll come back'. Who wants to guess if they did? Stop comparing us to mechanics. Yeesh. If you are paying a woman to get naked for you, for her to perform intimate sexual acts for you, you give her the respect to pay her first. Do not power-trip and refuse to pay until she performs. I can't even believe someone would think this is acceptable.

The first thing to do is communicate well during the appointment. Maybe she's forgotten some of your favourite details. No problem; bring up the topic of the missing bits with a smile and a laugh, and guide her and the session on the course you had discussed. If you haven't established friendly, positive back-and-forth communication with your provider, then that's your first problem right there. Then again maybe there's some reason why, now that the moment is upon you both, she doesn't really feel comfortable following through. Again, communication during the session is key. Raise the subject in a friendly way to make sure she hasn't forgotten, and if she's not comfortable with X, work together to find another way to have fun that works for both of you. But ultimately, if all of your discussions to resolve the problem fail, then you need to remember that the contract between the client and provider is solely for time spent together in which things will probably happen, but there's never a guarantee. She's a human being, not a vending machine; your money gives you no claim over her body. So all of those details you discussed are requests, but there's never an ironclad guarantee they'll be fulfilled. If you ultimately aren't satisfied with a session, and your conversation with the provider hasn't resolved that to your satisfaction, then just don't go back. Chasing after your money with "but you didn't do X! Give me Y dollars back!" is crass and fruitless. And, last of all: don't compare sex work to other industries. The comparison is always misleading when it comes to these types of up-close human interactions. Your SP is not your mechanic.

I had to remove a thread tonight and I am very upset that people are posting crap like this. Some idiot PM'd one of the members claiming that one of the local girls has aids. The member posted this along with other nonsense. Why he felt it was necessary to start a thread like this I will never know but I am done with people trying to slander other peoples reputations. If your too stupid to realize a PM or POST like this is just slanderous and made by either a jealous competitor, ex-boyfriend or drunken idiot trying to cause a problems then let me help you out by telling you first hand that you should just delete the PM and report the user name to me so we can get rid of the trolls! If you feel the need to accuse someone of such a thing publicly do it elsewhere as I don't care to slander anyone on this site and as long as I am moderator of this site I will NOT tolerate it from anyone else here! I will shut down the board before I allow that to happen so if you enjoy the site please respect this policy and rule.