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After a long productive winter it brings Marc and I great pleasure to ANNOUNCE our new rooms are open! We want to first thank all of our fine clients that took the time to provide us with any feedback that would help us improve our business.....we are passionate about what we do and we take pride and genuinely care about our clients needs as well as our ladies and this shows in the expansion....Existing space (2000 sq ft) & expansion space (1800 sq ft) was done 100 percent LEGAL & ALL approved by the City of Ottawa and full occupancy was granted today! What we have added: *** A new discrete side entrance that you can enter and exit through ***Clients have the choice of 2 entrances and 3 exits from our unit for discretion ***All MA's have been trained how to be as discrete as possible in making sure you don't cross paths with other patrons at the spa! ***Separate massage waiting for privacy as well as utilize this space if you would like to meet the MA's in person for a quick hello to see if that special someone and you share some sexy chemistry! ***3 new rooms in addition to the 4 rooms our spa already had for the fast growing Massage industry in Ottawa and to be able to offer you more selection & variety of MA's for your enjoyment! The NEW Rooms are: ***Spacious with nice comfy couches to cuddle up with your favorite MA ***Professional Massage Tables that are adjustable ***Fresh High Quality Towels ***Industrial/Commercial onsite laundry facilities to ensure fresh linens at all times ***High Quality & Professional Body Wash,Massage Oil & Gel ***Erotic dance pole for all your naughty dances for the MA's that specialize in erotic dancing ***2 4 by 8 wall mirrors for your viewing to see all those oh so sexy bodyslides from every angle ***Adjustable lighting & black lighting to enhance your erotic massage experience *** In-room sinks *** the new showers are more spacious (5 ft) and can comfortably cater to 3-4 people at a time ...excellent for Duo's & Couples Massage :wink: we have custom massage jets that we built right into the shower....the jets are all adjustable for your preference of angles during shower fun....soapy shower fun oh ya! ***We now have specific pricing scales for all MA services our spa offers....no more inconsistent pricing guys! This has been long overdue! This I know will make everyone happy! ***We will be holding a private party meet & greet FOR PREGISTERED Members ONLY at the spa one late Friday evening near the end of May! A perfect opportunity to take a couple of hours for yourself and sneak away to Ottawa's favorite Paradise Getaway retreat ;) More details coming soon! ***IF ANY OF YOU HAVE ANY FEEDBACK AT ANYTIME PLEASE DO NOT BE SHY AND SEND US A PM! Friday Salina 9-4 aka "Salinaflower" Pandora 9-4 aka "Pandora" April 9-4 NEW AJ 10-6 Mandy 10-7 aka "Candy Mandy" Cherry 12-8 aka "Cherry Blossom" Samantha 3:30-11 aka "Naughty Samantha" Bianca 3:30-11 aka "Sexy Bianca" Kandice 3:30-11 aka "Sweet Kandice" Riley 3:30-11 aka "Riley Parks" Jamie 3:30-11 aka "Jamie-xo" Nina 5-11 aka "Nina Dream" Sabrina 6-11 aka "SabrinaXOX" April

I found this video Online and I thought many here would enjoy... http://www.sunoticiero.com/index.php/sexcion-not/30790-literatura-histerica-artista-las-graba-leyendo-mientras-un-vibrador-las-lleva-al-orgasmo Enjoy!

I know I've spent to much time on cerb when I start dreaming about- "Someguy" wielding a "Mightpen" and walking a "Reddog" asks me to go skating on the"Ice4fun" but I am are the "loneskater" ?? Then I see some "Red headed raven" named "Katherine " fly by asking if I'd like a "Midnight Massage". Then some "BcGuy" Runs by covered in "FishFeathers with Mac Teeth" and a "Pistol packing Pete" wants to "Touch" me in places I've never been touched, "Luckyme" I thought;)wow, then a "DominoEffect" starts and everyone falls down!! Yup a crazy dream and to much time on cerb, lol. :)

I'll be having lunch tomorrow with my mother, aunt, and grandmother :)

The other difficulty around this time of month with Mothers Day, years back we also lost our father in this month, so it will be a very somber next couple of weeks. No matter your age, and if your parents are still around, take that time to visit,phone and enjoy the moments together it is always so important in your life. I've always had a very special bond with my mother and father, and still do. "What we have once enjoyed deeply we can never lose. All that we love deeply becomes part of us. " Helen Keller.

I was hoping to find a lady to play Candyland with and so gave Cristy a call. I brought along a CherryBlossom and we had a Realnicechat. But then I felt a stray Touch which was a real Rushton. Feeling JoyfulC I apologized for being Frank97500 but asked if I could Seymour. I thought she might be Mod at me, but when she suggested a Midnite Massage I certainly felt like a Fortuneateone. It was a Malika Fantasy come true! Unfortunately at that point I woke up... turns out it had all been a Dreamer8.

I don't even bring toys along unless someone specifically asks in advance. I don't use them when alone, and I don't have a favourite. I just prefer the warm, wonderful toys attached to the man I'm with.

Since we are talking about Avatars, I personally think that the only people who should have a picture of them in the simplest apparel should be the Service Providers...

Take some of the cerb handles and make a short story, poem or a quirky quip. There are a lot of unique names that will allow for some fun stories:) I'll start- There was a "Veryoldguy" who loved "TheLiquor". He had a dog, an"Olddog". This "Olddog" was a "Yellowdog" who loved to do the "Splitz". Now this "Veryoldguy" "Lovedthe ladies", especially "SweetEmilyJ". He loved her so much he gave her a "Carebear". To thank him she told him she'd have "Sexnonstop" After she got him "Hard" she saw he had an "Elephanttrunk" and thought oh my, now I've found my man;) Now lets hear yours:)

I would say it wouldn't be a %-age, but more of a rounding up, as someone mentioned. If you are paying in 20s for example, an extra 20 would be more than OK, even if the original rate is 300. I usually say that if you are seeing an agency sp, a spa ma, or some other arrangement where you know the sp is getting a portion of what you are paying, even an extra 20 as a tip would be greatly appreciated, as her take home is just that much sweeter. You may be paying 300, but if you knew she was getting 150 of that (after agency cut, and driver fee), you might be predisposed to tip. If she's indy, and you are not normally a tipper in other aspects of your life, don't worry about it (unless you are seeing someone who seems to be undervaluing herself and her services with super low rates, and you want to make a point to her that she should think more highly of herself?)

I think whatever safety checks (outside of screening, which it is doubtful anyone with short time short notice appts does in depth) they use for half hour or hour still work? Make a phone call/text to say appt start time, expected finish time, then follow up when alone, none of that changes just because the appt time is 15 rather than 1 hour. Also in some areas, the offer of a 15 minute is bj only, no frills, no FS. So he won't be getting steak at all, let alone sizzle lol. In areas with 15min FS sessions, I kind of think the price break isn't going to be 40-50% off, but more like 10-20% difference, like a 120 half hour becomes a 100 FS. i think everyone knows that the duration of the session is still going to include the time to get from front door, to the incall, in and out of the shower or bathroom, undressed and dressed. Majority of '15' minutes mean a minimum of 20 minutes time, hence not lowering the FS rate for 15 that much. And for the sp the upside is that less time is spent, no GFE during session, and the $$ altho lower reflect the fact of less time, less exposure to risk activities. i am not convinced that regulars doing half hours now are going to opt for the 15 as a way to save money. It is possible a small percentage will, and sometimes they might when short on time, but it would be like saying an hour guy will sometimes opt for the half hour. It will happen from time to time, but i doubt they will replace their preference of the longer time with a shorter time at a lower price. it is ideal for high volume sps, and sps who don't engage in conversation with clients, and clients who are not looking for conversation, and for clients who want to meet an sp and see whether or not she will become an ATF he wants to spend more time with. It is a good marketing tool for new sps as well, to get seen means getting more regs, and longer times for higher rates.

I have never seen a thread get so many replies for mostly no happy endings. Keep er goin!

You thought right, Vitto!!! I believe you've identified a new activity to incorporate into sessions! With many thanks, waterat

when I've stayed in smaller, boutique style hotels with awkward lobby entrances ... or large hotels with a huge lobby and confusing entrances I always give clear directions to the elevator. For example, "walk in straight ahead past desk turn left to elevator" ... or ... "walk in and head towards front desk turn right just before it and elevators are down the hall" ...for both his comfort and my own. It's a couple of extra keystrokes and it keeps him from looking awkward, uncomfortable, or like he doesn't belong, plus it ensures he makes it to my door :)

Happy Mother's Day everyone! There is NO gift (in my opinion) that can ever show our mums just how much they are appreciated, honored, respected and LOVED. They gave us life and loved us unconditionally when we probably didn't deserve it (the crazy teen years). In our family we usually get all the aunts, female cousins and mums together and have a huge soul food cook out and just enjoy the day. Love, appreciate and be grateful for those of us who still have our moms, but also the mother figures who faithfully stepped in and became that presence we needed. Jas xo

It's certainly a sexy but even artistically done idea. I remember coming across it myself. If you want to check out the full videos of all the different readings, not to mention FAQ's, interviews, and even essays on the project, here is the filmmaker's official site for them: http://hystericalliterature.com/

Decided on having a selfish day, have done absolutely NOTHING and enjoyed every minute it. Some days it just simply feels good to get off the merry-go-round for a short while.

I farted in the office and walked around. Just because........ Posted via Mobile Device

It's obvious that there are many walks of life sharing this here path we all don't want to call prostitution and the common denominator is money = release = mutual satisfaction. There have been many "changes" this business has gone through from my perspective, but from what I'm starting to understand, through maturity, it is really me who is changing ... like starting to be more accepting of and less threatened by others and their choices. Knowing that I am not defined by a culture, but that I am co-creator of that culture. When changes would start to take place I would always dread what would be next, thinking I'd have to join the troupes to get along and then the 15m came up and "OMG here we go again! How am I going to have to lower myself now?" But really, I don't have to succumb to those things that others do and perhaps do quite comfortably, and if what they do bothers me because of whatever hang-ups I may have I am allowed to just let it slide off my back because it really is none of my business.

I have thought about asking you if you had done the Rosetta Stone thing. I recall a year ago or maybe two that you were inquiring about it on here at some point. I have thought about doing the same thing to try to bring my French back. Keep at it Ms. Cleo. It would be awesome and I for one am so very impressed with those people who can go back and forth from one language to the other. That can be you. :)

Trying to learn French! UGH!!!! Only on course 1, level 1 of Rosetta Stone and it's already so frustrating. I've been sitting here repeating 'une fille' over and over again and it keeps telling me my pronunciation is wrong. Already feel like giving up :(

I am definitely out of my comfort zone and knowledge base with this topic, so please don't think I will educate anyone on anything worth reading here. I'm only posting this question since my 2 ATF Ladies will sometimes say they can't meet me, due to their normal doctor's appointment. I know I felt a lot better knowing that they were receiving regular check-ups & I was more than happy to reschedule for a different day & it gave me a peace of mind that they were taking care of themselves. So, it got me thinking that you Ladies may have some wild stories about other Ladies who try to save money by not visiting their doctor during their regularly scheduled appointments. And your Gentlemen clients might feel better, knowing that all respectable Ladies keep their appointments. Granted, this may be a no-brainer for any Lady who truly cares about their health. So, please forgive me, I don't mean any Lady any disrespect. It's just a topic that I thought would help both sides. I'm not trying to call any Lady out for being unhealthy. It wasn't a topic that I ever thought about asking my Lady Friends in the first place. I also add "Gents" to the subject line, since it's appropriate for them to have regular check-ups, too, and guys are welcome to place their comments here, too. I feel weird about posting this question, but maybe it will assist others to introspectively consider what they should do in the near future.

In the back of my mind, I thought maybe I could learn things from other members, and your post confirmed that. Thank you for the link. Plus, Gents shouldn't leave it up solely to the Ladies to have regular check-ups. Which is another good message from this thread. I hope.

God! That's disgusting!!!! I hope you're using a wee-wee pad.

After more then 1 month of not really being able to come to this site I have finally had the chance to review all of the 30+ pages of gorgeous amazing Cerb ladies which I commented on many of them for the great pictures and their looks and outfits.

In the spirit of good relations I have updated my profile picture. I am wearing regimental dress. I have also updated my signature. Please let me know via PM if you find either offensive. If there are no complaints then I will also update my avatar. Cheers,

I agree your avatar is important but for those who never post i can see why they never change it. on a side note i do not know if i will ever change mine as it is a good reflection of me. ( at least i think ) :)

Saturday April 9-4 NEW Amanda 9-11 aka "Triple Delight" Nina 9-11 aka "Nina Dream" Sabrina 9-11 aka "SabrinaXOX" Bianca 9-4 aka "Sexy Bianca" Kandice 11-11 aka "Sweet Kandice" Riley 3:30-11 aka "Riley Parks" Jamie 3:30-11 aka "Jamie-xo" Sunday Hannah 10-4 aka "Hannahxo" Kimber 10-9 NEW aka "sweetkimber" Bianca 10-9 aka "Sexy Bianca" Nina 10-7 aka "Nina Dream" Sabrina 10-9 aka "SabrinaXOX" April 11-9 NEW Kandice 3:30-9 aka "Sweet Kandice" Jamie 3:30-9 aka "Jamie-xo" After a long productive winter it brings Marc and I great pleasure to ANNOUNCE our new rooms are open! We want to first thank all of our fine clients that took the time to provide us with any feedback that would help us improve our business.....we are passionate about what we do and we take pride and genuinely care about our clients needs as well as our ladies and this shows in the expansion....Existing space (2000 sq ft) & expansion space (1800 sq ft) was done 100 percent LEGAL & ALL approved by the City of Ottawa and full occupancy was granted today! What we have added: *** A new discrete side entrance that you can enter and exit through ***Clients have the choice of 2 entrances and 3 exits from our unit for discretion ***All MA's have been trained how to be as discrete as possible in making sure you don't cross paths with other patrons at the spa! ***Separate massage waiting for privacy as well as utilize this space if you would like to meet the MA's in person for a quick hello to see if that special someone and you share some sexy chemistry! ***3 new rooms in addition to the 4 rooms our spa already had for the fast growing Massage industry in Ottawa and to be able to offer you more selection & variety of MA's for your enjoyment! The NEW Rooms are: ***Spacious with nice comfy couches to cuddle up with your favorite MA ***Professional Massage Tables that are adjustable ***Fresh High Quality Towels ***Industrial/Commercial onsite laundry facilities to ensure fresh linens at all times ***High Quality & Professional Body Wash,Massage Oil & Gel ***Erotic dance pole for all your naughty dances for the MA's that specialize in erotic dancing ***2 4 by 8 wall mirrors for your viewing to see all those oh so sexy bodyslides from every angle ***Adjustable lighting & black lighting to enhance your erotic massage experience *** In-room sinks *** the new showers are more spacious (5 ft) and can comfortably cater to 3-4 people at a time ...excellent for Duo's & Couples Massage :wink: we have custom massage jets that we built right into the shower....the jets are all adjustable for your preference of angles during shower fun....soapy shower fun oh ya! ***We now have specific pricing scales for all MA services our spa offers....no more inconsistent pricing guys! This has been long overdue! This I know will make everyone happy! ***We will be holding a private party meet & greet FOR PREGISTERED Members ONLY at the spa one late Friday evening near the end of May! A perfect opportunity to take a couple of hours for yourself and sneak away to Ottawa's favorite Paradise Getaway retreat :wink: More details coming soon! ***IF ANY OF YOU HAVE ANY FEEDBACK AT ANYTIME PLEASE DO NOT BE SHY AND SEND US A PM! Kandice Kimber

The waiting is over, I TOFTT and am glad I did. Review posted here http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=178543 Additional Comments: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=178543

Well I'm sure our parents had this same conversation and theirs before them. I would agree time is what takes them though the teen years. I raised two boys after I divorced. I always let mine know they could do what ever they wanted to do, and that was their choice. I have the same right to choose and they might not like what I choose if they make the wrong choice. My choices were going to be my fault and I was willing to accept the consequences. Were they? No real cure. My father always said no two children are the same and so have to be treated different and raised different. No one rule. Rules are based on individual behavior. If knowledge is threatening then they could consider themselves knowledged. With that I never had to raise a hand to them but they were so sure that it could happen. Now they are 23 and 21 still here and now I'm raising adult. Wait for it, now-a-days they don't want to leave.......lol

Wow...talk about your passionate readers! That was pretty cool. Thanks for sharing.

Time! They grow out of it and the good part is you get smart again when your kids are in their twenties and they start liking your music too.

So that is why women like to read so much.... ;)

It seems I can not catch a break. I have my taxes done professionally every year. They quote me a refund of a few hundred dollars. RCA turns around and tells me there is no refund. This year I got someone else to do my taxes and again RCA tells me there is no refund. But I owe them money. I am on a CPP disability pension. I pay everything out of pocket because they claim I do not qualify for the provincial drug plan. I wish I never took that quossy government job 15 years ago. I just keep getting screwed for it -- And not in a good way. :( On a brighter note. I lost two inches in my waste since March.

Every time I buy a new blouse I dispose of an old one. Clothes are my weakness and I already have a well stocked wardrobe so I don't allow myself to accumulate more. Adding one means giving one up. No question. OCD helps. LoL

I keep saying we should have gone to the movies that night Additional Comments: I just want to thank everyone for their words of advice and encouragement. My two also some developmental issues and I guess I somehow hoped we could skip the extra issues being teenagers brings. Alas not to be. On a different note, today they are both happy and talkative and actually seem like they want to interact and be part of the family, weird. Thanks everyone.

Ordered something online and was advised to order 2 sizes up as it was sized smaller than usual sizing. Guess what, it arrived and is too big for me and I don't want the hassle of trying to return it as it came from the States, so I guess off to the tailor I go, lol.

I know for me any encounter with a companion is a special occasion ;-) I sort of use a flat rate for tip and gift, and have that in mind ahead of time It's what works for me and the lady RG

I remember well the years when the attitude came out, only a bit though (I was fortunate). The famous words "Dad you don't know anything!!!!...." started coming out when she was 14 or so. I knew she was over it one day when she was just shy of 20 when she smiled playfully one day when we were talking as adults and she said "I can't believe how much you've learned these past few years....."

Sierra would get my vote!

Katherine, Ms. Manda, Emily Wilson (although very restrictive service but fun nonetheless) all have beautiful behinds not to mention Sierra and based on her pics certainly Cristy Curves.

I know what you mean. Nothing gets me more excited about seeing a lady than the dirty cluttered bathroom and unflushed toilet, the filthy bare mattress on the floor with 3 weeks of dirty clothing strewn all over the room or my personal favorite, the pictures of her SO and kids in the background. I get major wood just thinking about those pics. ;)

There as an SP around many years ago that went by Courtney who has a major set of labia majora. Scary big. But I beleive she left the biz many years ago...

Count me in! Only 2 months to wait...

I am just curious about allergies... I had a client visit recently who has a severe allergy to peanuts. I had a chocolate bar in my room with nuts in it ... unopened ... but it made me think. I'm often snacking on almonds or nuts, and the allergy to nuts is so common nowadays. On a similar topic, I attended an outcall this past weekend to a gent's home who had two lovely pups. He mentioned they would be there while we were planning our rendezvous, and I love dogs, have no allergies so it's not an issue. I know several ladies who tour and travel with their pooch. Another time, long ago, had a gent visit me who had put some desensitizing gel on himself I assume to prolong the action. It was obvious as soon as my lips touched him as they went numb from the benzocaine. Good thing I wasn't allergic, but there might be another lady who is. My question is this: ladies ... do you advise a gent if you have severe allergies when you take a booking or attend an outcall? gents... do you advise a lady if you have severe allergies when you request a meeting? thanks for the input :)

I agree. I find myself constantly repeating the same stuff: Street worker stats do not reflect the stats of all sex workers. And the poor street workers, apparently everyone thinks they are riddled with stds because I suppose it is assumed they don't use condoms. Which is equally annoying, because there is absolutely no reason to believe that streetworkers don't have access to freely distributed condoms and/or know about stds themselves already. The way these people talk is disgusting to me.

Okay, this thread really pisses me off. Yes, Ottawa has a horrible reputation for cancellations. And here, again, we have a SP who's wondering what she's doing wrong, and may well be considering joining the ranks of those who simply don't bother coming any more. There are plenty of other cities. There are many other clients who don't fuck the ladies around. So, I have a question for the assholes who habitually book and then cancel at short notice: are you too fucking stupid to understand how much you screw things up for the rest of us by getting providers to avoid Ottawa? Or are you just so fucking selfish that you don't care?