Rounding Third

15-20 minutes? Perhaps RG went fishing! For me 1 or 2 times a day or 7 to 14 times a week. Early morning for sure. I am at the age though, that if I am seeing a lady during the day I cancel the morning event just to save up for the encounter.

Sorry I missed this post of a couple of days ago but glad I have the opportunity to congratulate you, beautiful Miss Emily Rushton with the pink R, on your 2000 posts. As stated many times on this thread your valuable contribution to CERB is much appreciated.

Good times in the Maritimes!

Aww - None of you know what you are talking about because you are all FULL OF CRAP (just kidding)-- Meg has a great point and there have been lots of good comments on this thread. I am not a frequent poster and in the last few months have not been able to keep up with the going's on CERB as my life has been busy. Having recently "returned" I am surprised at the content and mood of a number of posts. Having said that, I am also delighted that there have been a number of fun threads. For CERB to be all it can be it perhaps it has to go through some turbulent times and it becomes necessary within ourselves (through leaders like Meg) to bring ourselves back in line to our natural purpose, of providing a meaningful forum comfortable for all who choose to participate in this community and the activities therein. Now - Where do I pay my two cents?

Absolutley! Cool! Anyway! When do we eat? Magnificant Spellcheck

Great Thread. Bonanza was huge in the early sixties. Sunday Night at ten after Ed Sullivan. Remember the Musical Theme: Before that - Gunsmoke (Mattt Dillon, Chester, Miss Kitty and Doc Holiday) - Maverick - Young James Garner - TV series inspired the movie Can anyone rember Howdy Duddy? TV was new to our city when i was six. So I remeber a time without TV and we listened to Radio shows. When I was in grade one I was scolded by my Teacher for wathcing Dragnet which came on at 9:00!

I would not Would you tell your SP you love her? (or SP tell her client same?)

Last week I finally put an Avatar on my profile and found it realy difficult to come up with somehting. That is no doubt evident from my selection (lol)- I was thinking at the time that it would be great if some of you creative CERBIES would bill yourself out as an "Avatar Consultant", you know like an interior decorator or image consultant (lol)

I cant imagine anyone being offended by your post Lee, it is very good. I think if anyone is offended, it is by my post. I meant for the questions raised in my post to be rhetorical and did not mean to make the discussion too serious. Having said that we are talking about the subject "cheating" That was the original question. If we are talking about "cheating" then we are talking about judgement. Cheating invloves judgement. You cannot say someone is cheating and not be judging. To say someting is cheating and not be judging...well.. you can't get there from here! Sooo What does this all mean? Well - it seems to me we are here on CERB to enjoy our hobbying with like minded people. Granted , hobbying is complicated because it is not conventional and we often have to deal with stuff in our minds in order to participate. How we do that is on a pesonal basis. Soooo again, sorry if I dampened the mood, lets get back to enjoying ourselves.:handjob: for now (lol)

This is a tough question. Some have suggested you consider if the shoe was on the other foot would you consider your SO's similar activities as cheating? If the answer is yes presumably that proves you are cheating. It is not that simple, the truth is that if my SO engaged in such activities i would not mind. In fact I would embrace it. But that is not a relevant question. The question is does your SO mind what you are doing? The hypothetical question as to what your SO may do is not relevant. There seems to be some consensuses that if you cannot tell your SO what you are doing you are cheating. OK I get it. I cannot tell my SO, therefore I am cheating. NOW WHAT??? Do I stop? Do I live in shame? Do I hate myself? Do I get depressed? Do I drink? Do all of you reading this condemn me for being a cheater? Now what?

Mine is kinda lame compared to other posts: "Wanna hop into the sack?: Obviously I need new material and perhaps will start with Julia's

I have not following recently with the General Discussion and that is my bad as discussions like this are helpful. I second Mr Green's comments as others have before me in this thread. In a Seinfield eposode George and Gerry were discussing this topic and concluded "no man knows what goes on down there, it is a whole different world" Be that as it may, I love it down there, but the truth is since I do not own one and since every lady responds differently I never profess to being a expert. So ladies, as as guy, I appreciate any direction, hints, preference, you may give. When it comes to that activity I have no ego. As to daty vs digits. Of course I love daty, but usually do a combination. The comment the tongue is cleaner than fingers is true. I would never dream of being in that situation without clean hands and trimed nails.

Moosehead Beer and a steak dinner (Medium rare) Don Cherry and loud suits (Don't know why?) 1971 Boss Mustang and an open road Breasts!

It is a fundamental feature of our community. SP's see other clients, clients see other SP's. We choose to be part of this community and that is the way it is. No surprise at all. I for one think that referencing is good. I am sorry this happened to Em and glad she vented with this post. Em is a great ambassador to our community, and I value her judgement.

Ed Harris for his role as the Mission Control boss in Apollo 13 (At least I wish I would have that tenaciousness)

There is no question in my mind that Jim handled the situation correctly. In fact it is my understanding that it is common courtesy within the industry between SP's and hobbyist to always look the other way if we meet in public. It has never happened to me and I have often wondered how I would feel if it did. No doubt there would be a tug in my heart at the time, and a huge temptation to smile, or wink or something. I am positive I would resist such temptations and we would laugh about it later in an email exchange.

- the election was about issues - the Leafs really did make the playoff's - your choice of things to do today is limited to fishing or hobbying - the MOD makes it mandatory for all CERB ladies to take an annual East Coast Trip

Hey that's good rickoshadows. I am not sure about this thread ..we appear to be a little cynical about touch up photos yet the "best of" threads remain popular... I wonder if there is a touch up or two or three in those? Perhaps it is up to the lady as to how she chooses to project herself. I have never been deceived by a SP's photo

Is not complicated. No means No! I say it is not complicated but in reality we have taken decades and generations to get where we are as a society on this. No means no. It is not complicated. The judge is about my age. Tonight I am ashamed. Sex was in the air. So what. No means no. It is not complicated. Be appalled, outraged, email your MP. Do not let this criminal rapist and this incompetent judge dishonour the hundreds or more likely thousands of rape victims that have courageously spoken out at the risk of ridicule and scepticism. We are to be appalled!!

Does anyone know of Helena, a dark haired blue eyed beauty who used to be in Victoria? Is she still around?

In a famous Seinfeld episode, George and Jerry theorized that the only thing better than ?make-up sex? is ?conjugal visit sex? if you happen to be dating someone in jail. During a latter episode, George actually was dating a lady in jail and he concluded that ?conjugal visit sex? would be surpassed by ?fugitive sex? if his lady was to break out. Hold that thought for a minute or two A few weeks ago I had my first (hopefully of many) encounters with Emma Alexandra. That was no small feat because Emma and I had tried to connect at least three times over the previous number of months. It was typically my schedule that kept us from connecting but on one occasion our encounter did not happen because Emma had to cancel her trip to my city. When that occurred I decided to have a little fun and sent Emma an email jokingly describing how her cancelling had shattered my heart and it was now imperative that we connect as she was the only woman in the world that could mend it. Well, we finally connected, and I will describe our encounter this way. If you are somehow able to sum George?s ?make-up sex?, ?conjugal visit sex? and ?fugitive sex?, the total would not come close to my ?mend my broken heart? encounter with Emma. It was totally erotic. As soon as I arrived we locked in an embraced and were into the thick of things in no time. When we did come up for air, we laughed and talked. Emma is such an exciting lady. She is great. We had so much fun! Emma is well known on CERB and well reviewed. I was totally pampered during our two hour encounter. In her ad?s she speaks of being your muse and I confirm that is true. I am looking forward to seeing Emma again and will not be at all surprised if she takes me to a dimension beyond our ?mend my heart? encounter. So my fellow CERB gentlemen, IMAO the Jerrys and Georges of the world can continue to fantasise of make-up sex or fugitive sex or whatever, but we have our Emma, always exceeding expectations, a great lady making erotic adventures come true. Guys, (and perhaps gals as well) if you get the chance to see Emma, DO IT!! It will provide you with some wonderful lifelong memories, I guarantee!