Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted August 24, 2013 I can never keep this straight so I'm asking the ladies for help: Phlegm - attractive or unattractive? ;) Looks like an opportunity for creative marketing to me. Could you claim it's a new and improved kind of lube, or something? :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cleo Catra 178382 Report post Posted August 25, 2013 My beautiful and snuggly new senior little girl pug.. IS A STINK BOMB. Ewwwwwwwwww. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McGuinessDraft 2240 Report post Posted August 25, 2013 As I typed that Thanks, my retriever just dropped one in his sleep... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted August 26, 2013 Pulled a muscle in my neck a couple of days ago... don't ask but it was sex related. lol. Feeling much better after sleeping with no pillow the last few nights. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fresh start 17467 Report post Posted August 26, 2013 Pulled a muscle in my neck a couple of days ago... don't ask but it was sex related. lol. Feeling much better after sleeping with no pillow the last few nights. Oh no, hope it wasn't whiplash from cum explosion! Lmao Maybe you just need a good massage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest webothscore Report post Posted August 26, 2013 A girl who is 20 drinks past drunk thinks she is being discreet while trying to smooch you in front of all your friends :( still funny, we all appreciated it for what it was. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HalifaxMan58 2206 Report post Posted August 26, 2013 People who don't take a few moments to answer messages! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Winnipegcub 21293 Report post Posted August 26, 2013 Compound mitre cuts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ***nno**n*** Report post Posted August 26, 2013 Having to wait 9 more hours before i can suck cock again. :-( Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fresh start 17467 Report post Posted August 27, 2013 Having one of those days where everything sucks. I try to be nice to someone, which gets taken out of context and get a big F you. Stressed all day trying to return a phone call concerning certain test result to find out my health is is diminishing. Then to top things off I get a letter from the government saying I owe them money, which is bullshit, now I got to go through the hassle of getting certain information and proving their error. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest webothscore Report post Posted August 27, 2013 Having one of those days where everything sucks.I try to be nice to someone, which gets taken out of context and get a big F you. Stressed all day trying to return a phone call concerning certain test result to find out my health is is diminishing. Then to top things off I get a letter from the government saying I owe them money, which is bullshit, now I got to go through the hassle of getting certain information and proving their error. Sorry to hear about your health. Hang in there. Tomorrow will be better. Cerbies are always thinking of each other! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HalifaxMan58 2206 Report post Posted August 27, 2013 Good luck Empty83...Some days the crap just seems to hit the fan! I will remember you in my prayers. My getting caught in rush hour traffic doesn't seem like such a big deal anymore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cometman 35115 Report post Posted August 28, 2013 The good......motorcycle trip to PEI last weekend with 6 other bikes. The bad...........the steering column separated on my pickup when an employee was driving it and he crashed it while I was gone. The ugly......he was loaded when driving it from my house to the barn to do a late night barn check on the livestock...he ditched it and maybe wrote it off. THAT broke the steering column. The really ugly........I have given my kids and their friends some latitude while growing up and this was the first betrayal. He came in my office today crying and trembling and handed me a fistful of bills. He could't take the lying any longer and wanted the truth out. I told him to put the money back in his pocket and we'll get through it somehow. He considers me more as his father that his real father.....sad. He's youngish, his GF is pregnant, they just broke up......unfricking real. This will be another financial hit for me, as if I need it. Right now, he needs support more than condemnation. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest A*ro**n Report post Posted August 29, 2013 This heat can f@$k off, right about now. I'll probably be saying the same thing about the snow/cold in 6 months time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted August 29, 2013 Eff you Jeep! I need a new battery for mine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuvAlts (AKA BownChickaBow 438 Report post Posted August 29, 2013 What sucks is building anticipation for booking and seeing a SP and then wanting to jerk-off so bad at the thought of a sexy rendez-vous you get a hard on and stroke a little but have to stop without release - so as not to waste the stamina and cum beforehand. Especially the day of, let alone 'hands of snakey' 2 or 3 days ahead of time. ARGH!! lol I love and hate it at the same time - anyone else have this good problem? It's a weird kind of 'sucks, but not in a good way, yet is' :S GRRR!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted August 30, 2013 Lost yet another phone charger. Grrrr. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest **cely***r***ne Report post Posted August 30, 2013 Thinking your all hair professional like and putting a dye in your hair to get rid of brassiness, (yellow) and lo and behold...Its the WRONG ash color...and you now have a wonderful shade of green/grey hair..FAIL. Go Penny!! >.< Seriously though, I am super sad, and am now going to go wash my hair with ketchup. Apparently, it will help. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katherine of Halifax 113931 Report post Posted August 30, 2013 Thinking your all hair professional like and putting a dye in your hair to get rid of brassiness, (yellow) and lo and behold...Its the WRONG ash color...and you now have a wonderful shade of green/grey hair..FAIL. Go Penny!! >.< Seriously though, I am super sad, and am now going to go wash my hair with ketchup. Apparently, it will help. I will bring a gallon of ketchup on Wednesday, I am sad for you as well. We will fix it!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted August 30, 2013 Thinking your all hair professional like and putting a dye in your hair to get rid of brassiness, (yellow) and lo and behold...Its the WRONG ash color...and you now have a wonderful shade of green/grey hair..FAIL. Go Penny!! >.< Seriously though, I am super sad, and am now going to go wash my hair with ketchup. Apparently, it will help. No worries Penny !!! Cover yourself in ketchup and I WILL EAT YOU :) again and again ;) and again.... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted August 30, 2013 Yet another 2 weeks of having to wear this damn cast. Ugh, could time go by any slower. Riding season is ticking away. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest N***he**Ont**y Report post Posted August 30, 2013 Yet another 2 weeks of having to wear this damn cast. Ugh, could time go by any slower. Riding season is ticking away. Once its off stay out of the shower! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Fantasy 144625 Report post Posted August 31, 2013 I'm going to be out of the country with Korn will bep laying in Toronto :( I have yet to see them live Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted September 1, 2013 (edited) Seriously, I think Satan created two companies...Rogers and Bell! I got a new smartphone in the mail earlier this week through Rogers and it took 6 hours to change the number over. As a result, my day to see clients was shot. Just so you know..in case you tried to contact me and the phone was off. :( Having my hair stylist of 13 years away on hair competitions and vacation. I need a freaking highlight and will not cheat on him nor will I ever attempt to touch my own hair. lol. Edited September 1, 2013 by Nicolette Vaughn typos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashley Ann 75247 Report post Posted September 1, 2013 Cancellations :frown: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
