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Why is it that whenever I fly there is a squalling baby or an uncontrollable toddler within one row of my seat.

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Why is it that some people walk or snow-shoe on the x-c ski tracks when there is plenty of space to walk on, even there are signs asking people to stay off the tracks? :-x

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Why is it that the car ahead of you has had it's signal on for ever and the driver slways wears a baseball cap

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Why is it......that as soon as you put away your snow shovel, car scraper or winter clothes you'll immediately have a storm the next day?

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Why is it when you sit down a good meal, you realize there is one important ingredient/condiment that you ran out of it that is the deal breaker on the meal being complete.

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Why is it ...... that last year I was golfing on March 27th and this year I just fell to my fucking crotch in snow ? Crazy frickin country we live in !!

 

Everyone....move to the prairies and join me !

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Why is it that I can never build a sandwich this awesome?

 

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Why is it that I can never build a sandwich this awesome?

 

 

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Practice makes perfect !! Don't ever give up OD !! Step up the sandwich making practice and also best get a trainer or join the gym or something ;) mmmm Bacon !

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Why is it that when you are expecting a message from a CERB lady to confirm an appointment it seems to take FOREVER for your computer to boot up!

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Why is it that i am not in Montreal enjoying a fabulous :

 

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Why is it that none of the major holidays are celebrated with naked lasciviousness rather than chocolate confections?

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>Why is it that none of the major holidays are celebrated with naked lasciviousness rather than chocolate confections?

 

Yes we need a bacchanalian festival.

 

Why is it that people who care enough about their health to drink water in a water bottle, care so little about the health of the environment to leave the plastic bottle behind in the park.

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Why is it that in the want ads they never advertise "Entry Level Position:CEO"?

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Why is it that when I go to the grocery store with only a few small things on my list, I always leave with $300 worth of groceries?

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Why is it that when I go to the grocery store with only a few small things on my list, I always leave with $300 worth of groceries?

 

No idea, but invite me over and I'll help fix the problem!

 

Why is it that "one beer" inevitably arrives in many glasses?

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