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eh ? 2 guys 2x$. that's just basic math.

DON'T CALL HER WORK!! Seems as though everything is already in motion. Please keep in mind the following- Yes, this was a set-up, it is obvious that Sara set this up with her co-worker to get the low down and plant some ideas, so go ahead and ask her out- not right away- don't call her place of work or show up there- just wait until your next time in three weeks. When you do see her next, it might be a good idea to let her know that her replacement mentioned she (Sara) was single then maybe slip her your card and leave it in her hands. Whatever you do don't ask her for "coffee" that's what people do on plenty of fish to meet in a public place and see if they are sex compatible, attractive and able to hold a conversation in person- you already know you all that Jazz. Remember, keep it cool, don't seem to eager, if she doesn't call it shouldn't matter enough to not go see her anymore. Now, do you want a relationship or a sex friend? A relationship is worth waiting for your next hair cut and if she doesn't call you within three weeks at your appointment after that just act cool, she may have been busy. If sex is all you want then hey, send a cheap bouquet of flowers to her work tomorrow saying something like " Sorry I missed ya, the blond says you're single, wanna get naked in my hot tub?" Oh ya once again, don't show up at her place of work to ask her out, she might get in trouble for dating clients. Good luck!

Now I know there is a dress code.....but wasn't sure if there was one for Santa's helpers. I thought Old Dog Christmas might like these outfits for Santa's helpers ;) Me thinks Malika would have a different look on her face if she was in the middle ;)

May I most respectfully suggest you give a bit more thought to your request in as much as, so far, you've stated that the most common price strategy is unacceptable and you have shown that you would like to haggle prices. So far as my experience goes you have thus far taken 95% of the SPs out of consideration. Good luck with that. Sent from my BlackBerry 9780 using Tapatalk

The real question is, "why would they begin any food product with "turd"?"

False. The greatest invention ever is the personal lubricant. Cerb comes next! I'm a certified canine obedience trainer.

Thank you all - you've put me more at ease. Still nervous as heck (much like the jitters you get prior to a first date with that girl in accounting you've had a crush on for 2 years, lol) but feeling a bit more relaxed about everything. Additional Comments: And I'd give you rep points too Old Dog but apparently I've given you Rep points too recently and need to spread around more points first...

I am with RG and Old Dog, but I add: - prepare your donation in advance and put that clearly but discretly in a convenient place for your SP The donation issue wotn bother your encounter and be yourself and have fun

What RG said and: -Take a couple antacids -no booze beforehand, if you'd like to share a glass of wine with the lady that just fine -Let her know your new at this -Be prepared to take cold showers for a few days afterwards

First relax..easier said than done btw, my heart still pounds when I'm about to see a lady, even one I've seen before :-) Show up on time, if running late let the lady know Make sure you are freshly showered, fresh breath, clean clothes Is this an incall or outcall If outcall, pick a nice hotel Pay the donation up front, and discretely When she shows up (or you show up) just let the encounter unfold naturally, don't have scripts. And let the lady take the lead. Although not required or expected, ladies often appreciate a gift and tip...just a nice way of saying thank you IMHO Others will have pointers too Good luck, have fun RG

I think I'll stick to one meat thank you. Multiple meats combined into one sort of weirds me out. I mean, do you really need that much meat?

Multiple positions? Dorinda, I am liking you more and more.

The doctor will be in the house??? It just keeps getting better......

Count me in :icon_biggrin: ... It will be great to see everyone again... Samantha you would soooo have a blast ....To the organizers you deserve a big :bigclap: VK

Bush (or Bush x for us Canadians) - Machinehead http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjgdhr5fRUA&ob=av2e Breathe in, breathe out.

From beaver fever to Bieber fever! Justin Bieber - Baby Sorry :)

I am super excited for the Christmas social it is going to be so great! And I am so doing the sexy elf costume if Angela and Old Dog let me :) he he. And the Christmas gifts for the less fortunate children is an awesome idea! See everyone soon xo Ho! Ho! Ho!

It's delicious... cat

PMs on the top - just preference. Dorinda? Anywhere Mmmmuuuaaaaaahhhhh!!!

The news??? Santa. Mrs. Claus. Elves. Santa's Sexy little helpers. Charity. Door prizes. Food. Libations. The chance to meet the MOST beautiful women in the world. The opportunity to be surrounded by guys that understand. The Christmas Social.... gotta love it!

It's offensive. I stopped watching that show after humour went out the window and it became all about being "funny" because of random, unrelated BS flashbacks or whatever. In my opinion, it's just lazy to write jokes that rely on various cultural stereotypes--be they racial, gender-based etc. There are ways to write comedy that is hilarious without actually denigrating or dehumanizing any particular group.

To be perfectly honest, since NO ONE is immune to the rantings on Family Guy, I just find this par for the course. I love the show and it's take on freedom of speech. Shoot me if you will but I have a somewhat warped sense of humour. I can appreciate that this show is offensive to many, but bid you to not condemn me for my sense of humour! :) Hey, if you don't like it, don't watch! PS...I laughed!

Now if a few ladies wore these costumes at the social, I think that would be pretty hot! lol.

Um...what about the guys ? I think a Mrs. Santa might be in order here ;) Red short shorts on Mrs Santa ok on the dress code Angela & Old Dog ???

What girl doesn't like a man on top? I like your way, keep up the good work you social animal you!

Option three is that she says yes, you have a wonderful time, great sex and then she wants to experiment with your hair. You say no, she stabs you with barber scissors in the shoulder blade and you run away, forced to find another stylist. This time you choose a good old Italian barber named Guido. One day Guido gets called away and his friend Tony says that Guido is hot for you, that you should ask him out. At that point, you decide that you are growing your hair out and will be the pony-tail guy. Guido is heartbroken, decides that he will pursue women instead of men with stylish hair, hooks up with Sara and they live happily ever after. You, on the other hand get to spend time on CERB and will become known in the SP area as the pony tailed guy who always asks for scissor free incalls. It's not so bad.

The answer to your question is yes. So hot!!!!! How could it not be. Feeling a man explode all over your face and body. ummmmmmmm

Samantha, you seem like the intellectual type so I'm going to say TRUE! Megan: I don't shave/wax my underarms or legs.

YoungBeautyMirella's album, just posted. Outstanding! http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3637

I was single for ten years before I could bring myself to seeing an Escort. Which was last November. I was feeling starved for some affection and some companionship. Sex did not even enter my mind. (Honest) I was fortunate enough to meet a wonderful lady through an agency. We connected right from the start. I continue to see her now as an independent. She has taught me so much in how to express myself. She also takes the time to teach me in the fine art of pleasuring a woman. This will take lots and lots of practice which I am only to eager to do. :aol_cunnilingus: I have branched out a little too, I have even seen a MA. She is also a fantastic lady. I wish I had done these things years ago. I am curious to know what other hobbyists have to say about their reasons, expectations, experiences, Is it the great sex! etc, etc. Cheers, Jafo