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With his permission, Old Dog asked me to post that he will be absent from CERB community for awhile due to the fact that he suffered a heart attack yesterday. He is in hospital, not sure for how long, and what happens next (surgery, etc.), but he will be off for awhile convalescing with family. He's alive and that's the most important thing! Get well, Old Dog - we need you!!!

Just because a lady is popular doesn't mean she books back to back! Some, like myself actually leave an hour and half between bookings. I do this to shower, clean and replace bedding, switch laundry, check messages, return a few that actually left a name and number to call them back at\with, lol. And to walk my dog, go to store, read the newspaper etc. So many guys text or call asking are you available now? I'm assuming this is possibly due to increased no shows. For what it"s worth I had a record breaking amount of no show, no cancellation appointments in past two and half weeks, including one I specifically woke up extra early to get ready for. I turned away multiple other requests for these times that someone could have enjoyed. When this happens, I still wait wondering what is happening. My assumptions are that due to many guys doing this simply to aquire an location or without understanding or appreciating that this is very rude and that our time is equally as important that some of the less organized providers may attempt to damage control these situations by taking the next spur of moment call, without considering it will run into a pre booked appointment she has made. I take the full loss of the appointment as it usually takes that long to get over the funk and wonder caused by a no show. Are you possibly calling these providers from a different number than booking from, and is it possibly a blocked number? Are you only calling once. assuming she has ditched the appointment or maybe showing up early? When your calling to confirm appointment and get location perhaps she is just saying goodbye to another visitor and her cell is on silent. When theres no answer, i would recommend sending quick text stating that you are tryn to confirm appointment. As depending on how many calls she is getting, she could get confused. Believe it or not there are a few individuals who like to send text pretending they are an appointment such as "are you ready for me now" or "hey just confirming, location?" Its very frustrating not to mention creepy, and one could see how a provider could get confused. Additional Comments: My advice would be not to avoid individual confirming an hour before sp"s, but maybe seeing if the service provider you are booking is taking your name and possibly getting a pen etc. I won"t deny I've made a few mistakes myself, especially if I attempt to sched. someone while out running errands, however most were redeemable as the hour before confirmation is also helpful in these memory lapse moments learning experiences. If the provider you are booking isn't jotting down the appointment, chances are she may forget I suppose. Last but not least, if you are negotiating her rate or restrictions after making an appointment, or pressing for location early due to previous frustrations with other sp"s wasting your time etc. chances are the girl has decided that the appointment is off. It is frustrating no matter the cause, and one can only assume, have you asked them what happened later on? that's all I got, hope something was helpful. Additional Comments: I still dont understand the reasoning of avoiding service providers who ask for a confirmation call by one hour before the appointment? I anything you would at least know before driving all the way to location if she has blown off the appointment. My guess would be that the ladies you are booking arent invested in providing you with good service and perhaps if this is true in at least a percentage of the 50%, you probably were better off not to have the encounter maybe? count your blessings your not on the other side of the fence luv. Just trying to cheer you up, not being cheeky xoxoxo

My goodness I missed my own bed! And most especially any activities that make my boudoir so special to me! I'm sure much has gone on here at CERB since I was last able to log on, as the Civics' servers didn't allow me access (gee I wonder why!). I sure missed you all and the back and forth banter I have come to know and love. I was so bored I ended up making friends with the more frail folks that had my compassion meter running at full tilt. It also reminded me how fragile life can be and how easy one can calm someone simply by holding their hand or stroking their hair and just talking. I went in when summer was still in it's crispy stage and I left seeing green everywhere. It was kinda neat. :) There was also one thing missing while I was in there....SEX!!!! Now that doesn't mean that I didn't appreciate the odd Doctor, Nurse, Construction Worker, Supervisor, whatever...but eye candy only goes so far. I have been recommissioned, decommissioned?, uncommissioned? Anyway, I'm glad to be back. Chanel

Having a doctors appointment today that I was dreading and fully expecting to hear bad, bad news. Instead I received good, if not great, news that has taken a lot off of this mans shoulders. May not have been a positive appointment but it wasn't nearly as bad as I (and he) was expecting. Phew...what a sigh of relief!

Apparently there's at least 18 other losers out there that need locking up.

This is kind of a stupid thing to say. I understand that maybe she was trying to flatter you or whatever, but it insinuates that only "ugly" dudes see escorts. And we all know that this couldn't be farther from the truth. It also sounds like she is saying that because you are attractive, there must be something else wrong with you to have paid to see her. There are many reasons why men choose to be with paid companions, and the notion that they "can't get laid anywhere else" because they aren't "good looking" is generally not on this list. Not to mention that more the more attractive clients don't necessarily make better clients either. A good guest is defined by a million more important factors than his physical appeal. On another note, about silly questions, I got this in my inbox last night: "what r the risks for BBBJ? or DATY? i think u offer both...." That is the entire word for word, copied and pasted message. No "Hello Emily" or anything. I realize most of these people with these questions have no ill intentions, but geez.... Dude, give me a break.

Because, of course, everyone knows that SPs only ever become more hygienic overnight, when they're visited by the SP-cleaning-fairy (who is the tooth-fairy's cousin, btw) and given a thorough overhaul and tune-up while they sleep. It's nothing to do with soap and mouthwash and mundane stuff like that. Oh no.

Wow there now, I am over 50, and the new 50 is much more active than the old 50, so I think we are okay as a group. I would say the over 50 crowd can handle a lot, and perhaps teach a thing or two..:icon_wink:

My what if.... What if I never left Alberta? (Id probably be married to a redneck and be driving a mini van)

Recently being badly mislead and used by a supposed friend....an experience and life lesson that that I won't repeat A week ago a true friend and long time friend (in his thirty's) was found dead in his hotel room. I was not able to make the funeral due to short notice and long distance and I have not been able to find out the true cause of death so I can have some closure. There....feel better ! Thanks for listening.

If you poop in holy water, does that make it holy shit?

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if I am on the list, yes:)

Welll happy birthday, when ever it is. I guess if you're young enough, happy birthday everyday would be nice... I'd prefer to forget about mine entirely (turned 49 last month).

I'm old, well middle aged, and well not so hot....but I'm a gentleman I sure appreciate you young beautiful women seeing me Is it ok if I bring a gift and tip too RG

There is a Montreal Road Exit off the 174 (the highway that splits off the 417 going into Orleans). If you exit there and turn left onto Montreal road and follow it under the overpass and turn right at Shefford Road, Cantoek Road is your first right.

Fine then....how about 12:45 ?? Split the difference...Will that work for ya Meg ? and...and if you aren't a clock watcher maybe I can sneak in an extra 15 minutes ;) ha ha Then I will ask you what your rates are, because I can't read apparently, then ask you if you will take $25 less Then I will ask you if you do bbfs becasue I am clean And finally I will ask what color condoms you use ....because blue is my favorite color Meg ;) See you at 1 PM !!

Him: "when are you available" Me: "1pm" Him: "ok, can I come at 12:30?" If I was available at 12:30 I am pretty sure I would have said 12:30.

Took my eldest son back to college today, so that only two kids left in the house. Also, when he was talking to his mother this morning, he told her that we were pretty good parents.

Just in case you didn't see the Toronto Slutwalk post I copied this from Facebook Can't get to SlutWalk Toronto? Me either! Still want to SlutWalk? Me, too! So let's meet at the Women's Monument in Minto Park, a week after our fellow SlutWalkers in Toronto, at the same time as our Solidarity SlutWalkers in London, and tell the people of Ottawa, WE'VE HAD ENOUGH! It's time to reclaim the word "slut" and end "slut-shaming". No one should never be ashamed of their sexuality and desire for sexual contact, either fo...r pleasure or for work. NO MORE VICTIM BLAMING! No one asks for sexual assault. Never, ever is there any justification for unwanted sexual attention or contact by another human being. A person's sexual history is not justification for sexual assault, and it should never be used to try and get a sexual predator off the hook. NO MORE SEXUAL ASSAULT! 1:30 PM - meet at the Women's Monument in Minto Park. We will be writing letters and making posters to leave for community members and those entering or exiting the court house to see. There will be some fabulous speakers to inspire our solutions to end sexual assault. CALLING-OUT INJUSTICE! SlutWalk Ottawa is excited to open up space to address the injustices carried out by all aspects of our "justice" system. We invite community members to bring attention to the ways in which the police, the courts, media, and our elected officials propagate violence and fail to appropriately recognize their complicity in systems of oppression. 2:00 PM - walk to the Provincial Courts on Elgin Street and let our judges, juries, lawyers, everyone know we will want more convictions and harsher punishments for rapists and sexual predators! After we finish our walk, we invite all participants to come mingle at the Bridgehead at 282 Elgin Street to share experiences and network. You can find the original event, SlutWalk Toronto, here: http://www.facebook.com/SlutWalkToronto?ref=ts But remember, even if you can't make it,Slutwalk proudly everyday

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Sorry, I thought the encouragement might've been a positive result,...

I recently stumbled upon Gia & Gabby and Gabriella Duos I don't know what to say...elegant, mesmerizing, simply stunning. My compliments.

I think it's as much a matter of your personal comfort as it is about your level of risk. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't know of any widely accepted scientific formula for determining the exact frequency of testing necessary for any individual. It helps to have an understanding of how different STIs are transmitted (different STIs can be transmitted in different ways), the level of risk for transmission in your own sex life, and also your own body and what 'normal' looks like for you. To make a decision that is right for you, I would encourage researching STIs, their risk factors and treatments. It helps to take the mystery out of things. The HIV virus won't actually show up on tests until about three months after transmission. Certainly the sooner any STI is caught the sooner and often more effectively it can be treated. And often there's no way of knowing if you have an STI unless you get tested- it could lie dormant for a while, and show no symptoms. It sounds to me like you're keeping a good check on your health, but it all comes down to you.

I can remember my Aunt's wringer washer in the farm house!! Looked a lot like this

You know you're old when your grandparents still had a working outhouse out back of their house.

You know you're old when you used to use vice grips to change the channel on the TV.

... when people come over to your place and say that they love the retro look that you have achieved... and you smugly smile and think, "that's because I haven't bought any new stuff in 40 years"....