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I'm just not liking the direction of all 4 of this member's posts. I'd suggest everyone take a peek at the posting history topics and comments, as the whole thing seems sketchy to me. April, looks for an sp for himself, and a few days later for he and his wife. June, looks for a male sp as a 'gift' for the wife. Sept, girlfriend looking to become an sp. Just saying.

My what if.... What if I never left Alberta? (Id probably be married to a redneck and be driving a mini van)

I think he should have started out by saying HE wants HIS girlfriend to get HIM out of debt by working as an escort for a few months. There was a situation like this in Montreal a number of years ago. Boyfriend coerced his girlfriend into stripping to make money for him. The police got involved. It went to court. I can't for the life of me remember the outcome.

Really, and maybe it's my spidey sense tingling here, does your g/f want to become an escort or do you want her to become an escort If she wants to become an SP, she should make the enquiries, not you Beyond that, no advice. No guy should ever be involved in getting a lady to become an escort, it's one thing a gentleman would never do My two cents RG

What if: Well now I am wondering what if I had never left Alberta....with the right timing I coulda bought a mini van and married Em ;) Have six kids...5 boys and one girl. The boys could be rednecks too and the girl could eventually marry a redneck. We could get a nice used house trailer....down by the river. The boys would have shaved heads like me...shampoo is expensive...and could hunt and run a trapline. Our daughter would be gorgeous and look like her mom....she could learn to knit and darn and drink beer like the boys and also hunt with a musket and to make rabbit stew...and so on.... We would live happily ever after :) Ohhh the memories we coulda shared Emily haha Mind you I am quite fond of the memories we do have outside of Alberta ;)

You know when your asked "so what do you do" by someone upon meeting. For once I'd love to be able to say proudly and honestly-I'm an sp and have no regrets, or worries of any consequences to admitting to this. Someday I'll try. My second thing I'd like to try is maybe silly, but on the Ellen show sometimes she gets her guests to go up behind unsuspecting people and have them dance in a crazy/silly way, without them seeing, it's so funny, probably has to be seen to be appreciated. I'd love to have the nerve, maybe soon, maybe it'll be you! lol.

I like the term special friends Lexy. I notice, with ladies I have repeat dates with, (I guess they could be called my special friends) that encounters with them have evolved and develop into something more intimate. And I use intimate in the broadest sense of the word. Also, a lot of ladies don't even offer a menu listing services, beyond saying they offer a gfe. Myself, I've found encounters where the date just unfolds naturally have been the most rewarding, memorable, and made for wonderful memories too. The movie Pretty Woman does a disservice to SP's imho. It feeds into a stereotype that the lady is waiting for her Mr. Right who is a client to come along and save her. And that somehow this lifestyle is how two people will meet and fall in love. How many clients watch that movie and think they can be the next Richard Gere and the SP the next Julia Roberts, and he will save her, and they will marry and live happily ever after. The reality versus the stereotype, in my experience, is that most of the ladies I've met are very professional at what they do, and I respect them for the escape, and companionship they provide without strings attached. For a lady to meet a stranger for the first time for an encounter, with a smile on her face, and let the encounter unfold naturally and intimately, not only is it a gift to have those interpersonal skills, it is, at least for me, very much appreciated that there are ladies that can provide that intimate interpersonal escape. A bit of a long winded rambling. RG

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Just because a lady is popular doesn't mean she books back to back! Some, like myself actually leave an hour and half between bookings. I do this to shower, clean and replace bedding, switch laundry, check messages, return a few that actually left a name and number to call them back at\with, lol. And to walk my dog, go to store, read the newspaper etc. So many guys text or call asking are you available now? I'm assuming this is possibly due to increased no shows. For what it"s worth I had a record breaking amount of no show, no cancellation appointments in past two and half weeks, including one I specifically woke up extra early to get ready for. I turned away multiple other requests for these times that someone could have enjoyed. When this happens, I still wait wondering what is happening. My assumptions are that due to many guys doing this simply to aquire an location or without understanding or appreciating that this is very rude and that our time is equally as important that some of the less organized providers may attempt to damage control these situations by taking the next spur of moment call, without considering it will run into a pre booked appointment she has made. I take the full loss of the appointment as it usually takes that long to get over the funk and wonder caused by a no show. Are you possibly calling these providers from a different number than booking from, and is it possibly a blocked number? Are you only calling once. assuming she has ditched the appointment or maybe showing up early? When your calling to confirm appointment and get location perhaps she is just saying goodbye to another visitor and her cell is on silent. When theres no answer, i would recommend sending quick text stating that you are tryn to confirm appointment. As depending on how many calls she is getting, she could get confused. Believe it or not there are a few individuals who like to send text pretending they are an appointment such as "are you ready for me now" or "hey just confirming, location?" Its very frustrating not to mention creepy, and one could see how a provider could get confused. Additional Comments: My advice would be not to avoid individual confirming an hour before sp"s, but maybe seeing if the service provider you are booking is taking your name and possibly getting a pen etc. I won"t deny I've made a few mistakes myself, especially if I attempt to sched. someone while out running errands, however most were redeemable as the hour before confirmation is also helpful in these memory lapse moments learning experiences. If the provider you are booking isn't jotting down the appointment, chances are she may forget I suppose. Last but not least, if you are negotiating her rate or restrictions after making an appointment, or pressing for location early due to previous frustrations with other sp"s wasting your time etc. chances are the girl has decided that the appointment is off. It is frustrating no matter the cause, and one can only assume, have you asked them what happened later on? that's all I got, hope something was helpful. Additional Comments: I still dont understand the reasoning of avoiding service providers who ask for a confirmation call by one hour before the appointment? I anything you would at least know before driving all the way to location if she has blown off the appointment. My guess would be that the ladies you are booking arent invested in providing you with good service and perhaps if this is true in at least a percentage of the 50%, you probably were better off not to have the encounter maybe? count your blessings your not on the other side of the fence luv. Just trying to cheer you up, not being cheeky xoxoxo

Having a doctors appointment today that I was dreading and fully expecting to hear bad, bad news. Instead I received good, if not great, news that has taken a lot off of this mans shoulders. May not have been a positive appointment but it wasn't nearly as bad as I (and he) was expecting. Phew...what a sigh of relief!

With his permission, Old Dog asked me to post that he will be absent from CERB community for awhile due to the fact that he suffered a heart attack yesterday. He is in hospital, not sure for how long, and what happens next (surgery, etc.), but he will be off for awhile convalescing with family. He's alive and that's the most important thing! Get well, Old Dog - we need you!!!

I have to have at least 10 letters to have my reply posted, but I only really need 4......P-I-M-P

I think if she really wants to become an escort she should maybe register by herself on here and ask tips to others SP. No offence, but I would not like my "boyfriend" teach me how to become an escort.. lol You said she wasnt really good in bed.. so are you sure she enjoy sex? If she really wants to do this ONLY for the money, I dont think she will become a great escort.. I think you need to like sex to do it, no? Just my 2 cents

Sorry as an escort with over 15 years experience, I would not touch this with a ten foot pole. Good way for you to get yourself into a lot of trouble. If she wants to be an escort, then she has to find her own way even if she has to start with an agency which for a newbie is the best course of action.

How not to get arrested would be to stay out of it. If this is what she wants to do, fine but you need to keep out of it completely. This post reeks of wanna be you know what!

I've known that I am bisexual since I was 15. I think I actually knew long before then but didn't necessarily link the word to myself until later. I've had threesomes in my personal life long before I started escorting. In fact, I actually lost my virginity in one. So offering duos just seemed natural for me. I get excited about every one of them. And yes, chemistry is very important to me.

Fate brought me to this point in my life and I believe it's where I should be. There are many instances where I could think what if I chose A instead of B but really could I be sure the outcome would be better? I love my life, including the difficulties and trust that the path I chose was the path I was meant to lead.

It's going to be double eviction, a perfect time to target Dan but no one is going to do it, imo. Everyone thinks they are final 2 with him, and the only one I believe is with Danielle. I think that he believes taking his team to the final, well he isn't doing that to win 50,000 when he could have not hit re-set and earned 100,000. I think that anyone would vote him over Danielle at the end because she is gullible not game playing. Nothing she is doing is helping her personal game, only his. Nothing she is doing going along with his games is going to get her #1 at the end, only #2. He could take anyone else and he'd not win the 500,000, but her because she bought everything he was selling is going to lose votes for her big time. No one will be able to say she played better than he did, not if that happened. Poor Shane, I feel so sorry for him lol. Well, mostly because if he doesn't suck up to her big time from now on, she will put him up or vote him out because he isn't pandering to her ego. She mentions this guy, Trey, and on After Dark turns out they had like 2 dates, and she's ready to get married I think lol. In any case, one of the things I read basically said Trey had already moved on, and dating or in a relationship with someone else. She's a wackjob, if you ask me.

Yes bareback questions are a turn off-and so is asking for things I cleary do NOT do... But for me, lately this has been a bit of a problem... Some of my clients are aware I have a child, but for the love of God, why the hell does someone want to ask me about my child while we are in the process of touching one another?????? It has happened a couple of times now, and I choose to no longer see these guys. I find it disturbing, and I also find it disturbing that I need to indicate this to some....

Haha lol What a classic!... Hummm, me thinks NOT! How about: - "We've been seeing each other for the last few months and I only see you, Gabby. You know I'm clean. Can I just slip it in for for a little while without a condom on? It would feel sooooo good. Plus, I had a vasectomy years ago so I can't get you pregnant..." It only happened to me a few times and let me tell you that I didn't have time to turn into the Sahara before they were shown the door. :) Some boundaries are not meant to be crossed, ever!

My goodness I missed my own bed! And most especially any activities that make my boudoir so special to me! I'm sure much has gone on here at CERB since I was last able to log on, as the Civics' servers didn't allow me access (gee I wonder why!). I sure missed you all and the back and forth banter I have come to know and love. I was so bored I ended up making friends with the more frail folks that had my compassion meter running at full tilt. It also reminded me how fragile life can be and how easy one can calm someone simply by holding their hand or stroking their hair and just talking. I went in when summer was still in it's crispy stage and I left seeing green everywhere. It was kinda neat. :) There was also one thing missing while I was in there....SEX!!!! Now that doesn't mean that I didn't appreciate the odd Doctor, Nurse, Construction Worker, Supervisor, whatever...but eye candy only goes so far. I have been recommissioned, decommissioned?, uncommissioned? Anyway, I'm glad to be back. Chanel

Broken f'ing air conditioning - f'ing in a house with broken air conditioning Additional Comments: Broken f'ing air conditioning - f'ing in a house with broken air conditioning

I'm with you on this one Nat! I offer strap-on play but I've come to realize many people DO think of it as a BDSM activity. So while I offer it, I do not offer BDSM - I'm not a dom, but I'll fuck you with my strap-on ;)

I avoid "would've, could've, should've" type of reflecting. For me anyway, too much introspection only leads to hypertension and frustration. Might better have a wank!

Hearts are a funny thing. Breakable and yet so fixable! You're probably at the H.I. and I would have loved to visit you as I was at the Civic. Be well and look forward to your recovery. It will amaze you at how much better you will feel with a new lease on life! But take it slow...I'm sure there are a whack load of family and friends that aren't finished with you yet Mister! :bigclap:

Oh I dont know. I know some pretty feisty 50+ men; I call one of my Regular Gentleman Mr Cardioman. He's 62, looks 52, fit and healthy and we can go until we collapse from exhaustion.

Get well Old Dog!! Looks like I may have to resurrect that nurse costume ;) Hugzzz!! oox

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I am so sorry this happened to you ... Being new to the hobby can bring some wonderful encounters and some very unsettling ones as well. My first piece of advice to you would be to always check out your SP's reviews. Anyone can say they are new to the business but from the sounds of it this girl is a scammer who seems like she has quite a bit of experience Always trust your gut instinct as well, She had told you she lived on her own but than you had to be quiet because her friend was there. Any reputable SP would never have anyone at their residence without notifying you first in respect to your privacy and discretion. I am unsure on the legal standings on this situation, but I don't think you can because as it stands its your word against hers, you contacted her and she could say that she did provide a service and whose to say she didn't ?? I am not saying it's right at all I just don't think there is much that can be done. I know Cowboy Kenny has a very well known site around here that helps with scammers and bait and switch girls. www.cowboysdiary.info/wordpress/ If you inform him of the situation that happened and also give him the name of the lady you had met with? Sorry I can't be of more help, next time stick with CERB where it provides you with many ladies and also the reviews on the same site from reputable members who you can PM and ask questions. Goodluck

Got to love Emily J's ads - Show me your penis! I wanna see the goods! I love 'em in all shapes and sizes! :dncdick: and today, another one - Vagina! I have one. It is pink. And sweet. Often juicy. You will like it. :cooter: Funny and creative!

ALthough I understand your requirements in assuming that we have seen clients before and will see clients after you, please don't think that ladies will not properly clean up after each client. I am disgusted to hear that first of all an SP would answer the phone during an encounter with a client, that is a big no no for me, and second of all to schedule back to back appt's is not something I would ever do, personally. Not that I feel I have to explain myself but personally for me and most other reputable SP's that I am aware of only see a select few amount of clients a day and never will they do back to back appt's for a few different reasons. 1st I want to make sure whether your the first client I see of the day or the 3rd I want you to feel that no matter what you are getting my 100% and I don't want to be tired or cranky or sore or anything and if you arrange back to back appt's you tend to get all of those things I just mentioned, I don't offer every client a shower after he is done, but I always inform them that they are able to have one either when they arrive or when they leave or both as I post that on my website. I also post on there that I guarantee when they arrive that they can most definitely expect that I will be freshly showered and have prepared for our encounter and expect the same from them. But I find it very one sided when guys expect things from me like bbbj and who am I to know where you have last been? We all need to take responsibility for our own health and safety and no matter if it's the first date as you posted or the 30th with your SP DATY with whoever you choose should be done knowing the risks that you are taking adn just because she took a shower doesn't wash away everything, same goes with you :P Anyways just saying :P

Many years ago I was in an incredibly volatile relationship with a woman I loved intensely. The sort of relationship where you could be screaming mad, vow it was over, and then spend three days in bed together (which we did ... Fucked, slept, fucked more) If I think about her, those feelings return. A few years ago I saw her for the first time in over 20 years. Nothing happened, but the way I was feeling that night, all she had to do was say she wanted me and it would have been like 20 years had disappeared. Yes, I wonder! On the other hand, I suspect we would have made each other miserable in the long run! But boy we would have had fun along the way

Hmmmm Running...yuk, did more than my fair share of running in the Army, hated it, but did it, so no. When I feel like running I'll lie down till the feeling goes away Travel. Doesn't interest me now. Lived all over Ontario, and overseas (West Germany, plus traveled through Europe) so doesn't interest me now If it wasn't for a medical condition, I'd like to try riding a motorcycle And also, except for a medical condition, I'd like to get my pilot's licence But perhaps when I retire, get a few (well more than a few) bucks together and go to the Amazon River for Peacock Bass fishing. Not so much for the travel, but for the fishing Jeez I must sound boring LOL RG

Yes, these big fingers could not do the violin, so I went and bought a 32 string stand up harp! Love the sound, took lessons for two years, gave it up while training a service dog, and have just started back. Find the sound soothing after the chemo treatments. I have Stairway to Heaven, My Girl and People Get Ready on my play list, plus some Christmas stuff. Who knew the stuff that these fingers could do!!! Well other than......

Wow there now, I am over 50, and the new 50 is much more active than the old 50, so I think we are okay as a group. I would say the over 50 crowd can handle a lot, and perhaps teach a thing or two..:icon_wink:

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Yoga. Every week it seems I tell myself "Go try a class, it's just down the street." I like yoga, I know I would enjoy the classes, and yet, I keep putting it off. I swear, this year, it's happening.

This is sad, to not be able to find what happened to a friend. My sympathy for your loss my friend, hope you can find out what happened.

So sorry to hear that. I had a young family member die a few years back with never any explanation. It's hard but gets easier over time.

Lee So sorry for your loss. My heartfelt condolences on the loss of your friend. And sorry about being badly mislead by a supposed friend. Betrayal is hard to forgive and definitely can't forget...going through that right now with a boss I used to trust RG

First Day Back to School in NS. One of my boys is starting Junior High (Grade 7) and the youngest (Grade 4). They just have boobies and girls on the mind "I wonder who grew some over Summer?"..OYE!! I can't chastise them for liking and talking about boobies, I like them too!! Yes!! I'm one if not the hottest Mama/MILF on the PTA!!:shehot:

It is the first week of September and for many that brings a return to school and further educational opportunities. I am always excited when I hear about those who have chosen to work on further college education, their first degrees or for many, Master's degrees and beyond. To those people who have chosen to pursue this path, I wish you a successful year filled with meaningful course work and and hope that you seize the opportunity to bring your ambitions closer to fruition. Best of luck to all of you.

LOL. Big Brother After Dark last night was so funny. Ian was explaining pokemon to Frank and Dan. Dan won the Veto. He's thinking about using it on Jenn, because she saved him. Joe is likely to be the replacement POV. It should be 3-1 to eliminate Frank. Additional Comments: LOL, some things from this morning: (Ian, Dan, Shane, & Frank sitting outside) Ian: Blablavalavaalla pokemon pokemon (insert lots of talk about pokemon here Dan: So what is the difference between a Pikachu and a Raichu? Ian: Well, balabalabalbalablablabla (more pokemon talk) Dan: What is the best pokemon? Ian: Blalavalvablabal (more pokemon talk) --------This goes on for another 30 minutes-------- Ian: I'll be right back, I have to go to the washroom (Ian leaves) Frank: Dan, stop asking him so many f--cking pokemon questions, I can't take it anymore. We talked about it all last night and now we have to hear it this morning. Shane: Yes, can you stop please??!! I don't ever want to hear about a Charlizard or whatever it's called again. --------Ian comes back -------- Dan: So Ian, what super powers does a Charlizard have? Ian: There is no pokemon called Charlizard, do you mean Charmander? Dan: Yes, what powers does that have?

Hello my dears, I want to add to this conversation that some times getting hard or haveing an SOG doesn't have to be the end goal of an encounter. Some times an encounter can be about touch, connection and sensuality. It's possibly to laugh and f----k and get totaly blissed and never take your pants off. Sex is so much more than PIV. If you make capital L love to the whole person with pleasure as the end goal, you'll never go wrong.

All women, all shapes, all races, abilities, religions, all of it. You're all beautiful. I will echo what others have said; be respectful and clean and you'll do fine! I can't emphasize this enough--you have no need to feel self-conscious! After all, some of us CERB ladies are plus-sized ourselves ;)

Eff cable. I stream everything I want to watch online for free. And if you're iffy about watching it on your computer, get one of those cable dealios that lets you hook your computer up to your TV. Done. Here are the sites I use: http://www.cokeandpopcorn.com http://www.tv-links.eu/tv-shows/

I would be curious to find out if this is a common occurrence... Sacofricosis: the practice of surreptitiously or absentmindedly fiddling with your genitalia through your pants pockets. If so, does it have a tendency to occur more often if mammaquatia (the bobbing or jiggling of a woman's breasts when she walks, dances, or exercises) is in the works and your pants and zipper have to stay up? ;)

Thought this thread might help a few of us who do not eat our veggies. My father does not eat his veggies and now is facing near blindness! Yes this is from not eating our veggies folks! I know it is hard to eat balanced meals all the time. I am one of these too..lol. Too much junk food, too much wine, too much smoking whatever the case may be. So if we can learn to balance the good and the bad, I believe we can maintain our health and beauty with....JUCING!!! Foods like Apricot, the very best for eyes, and skin care!, Pineapple for digestive enzyme, ginger root for cleansing the blood and all digestive organs. Here are a few combinations I have started to use weekly, sometimes daily. They are very fast acting, so if you are detoxing, best to do on a day when you do not have much planned to do. Blackberry( about a 5-7) Pineapple( about a good hand size ) Beats ( about 1-2) YUMMY!!!! NO JOKE, YOU WILL GET HOOKED ON THIS ONE, LOL This is to boost immune function, and great for anemia, also for weight loss. OR Carrots( about 4 reg size) Ginger root( just a small chuck) Apple ( one reg size...any kind but red delicious) SOOOO YUMMY!!!! This is great for inflammation, blood cleanser, complexion, digestive upsets. and as all juicing immune support. These are just 2 of my fav's, have many more to share with you! If you try these, and they work, please share with us. If they do not work, then just keep doing it, lol...it will work eventually. Either way nutrients are nutrients.

Okay... it looks like the BDSM/fetish section was completely the wrong place for this question. It's obviously gone completely mainstream.