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As a few of you know, I had a wee heart fart a couple of weeks ago. It wasn't enough to kill me, but it was enough to make me sit up and take stock of a lot of things. The first thing? My CERB community cares about its members. I can't tell you how many messages I had from people wishing me well, how many people texted, how many people actually took time out of their busy lives to come up and see me while I was in hospital. I know that some want to remain anonymous, so out of respect for them, I will just let everyone know that I truly value each and every one of you that made my little hospital visit a lot less painful. I was released last Monday and have been taking life a day at a time since. There have been hurdles - but my week was made all the more pleasant by attending the social for a few hours on Thursday. Again, the outpouring of well wishes and that feeling of community was spiritually healing - and it validated my membership here and my sense of belonging within our community. Catching up with friends, old and new is good for the heart - it may not replace the list of prescriptions that I have added to my daily regimen, but what it did for the other aspect of the heart - the part that feels and cares and loves, well that was well medicated. I have been smiling for days and everyone here is responsible for that. I will be taking a little time away in the next month or so; I need to spend time with my biological family while I recover. I just hope you all realize that you can and do make a difference in people's lives. I am living proof! Take care everybody... see ya soon!

Besides the fact that companionship is an awesome open-ended sabbatical option from my professional career, I have to say that I much prefer this NSA lifestyle over "random hook ups" that can be found in bars (or any other venue) for much of the same reasons that have already been mentioned. As a single women who enjoys her freedom and prefers to keep everything as simple as possible, I find that even having a FwB (or more than one) can get way too complicated at times. I love this lifestyle for all that it has to offer and I don't believe I will ever be able to go back to "traditional dating" again... Even if I could, it would take someone 'out of this world' to get me to look passed all my hang-ups about relationships. Being a companion and spending time with like-minded gentlemen works for me :)

For me the reasons are: While I did have fun with conventional dating up to my early 30's however the years since it has been more hit and miss. Life will always carry some drama but dating drama began to overtake dating fun. For that reason I decided to step away from dating for the time being. Remembering all of the money spent on bad dates and on party girl bar tabs I would have been better off to have started this lifestyle 10 years ago - would have spent half the money and easily had 5 times the fun. I am a quiet and shy by nature so the bar scene was never my natural habitat. The opportunity to get to read the ladies posts, meet at the socials etc makes for a much more fun and comfortable interaction. Most importantly the ladies of CERB are far and away more fun and have more depth, honesty, respect and intelligence and are more beautiful than any lady I could hope to meet in a bar.

It's been said many times but I will say it again. Just because the lady does not have a recommendation here does not mean she is not a quality SP. I don't know the lady, where she advertises etc. but don't assume because she is not talked about here that she isn't someone you would want to see. I'm not recommending her of course, just saying don't hold it against her that she doesn't have a reco here.

Dan will likely get more votes if he's sitting next to Danielle in the final. It's truly amazing if you look back at the beginning of the season. Dan had a bad start. His team was getting decimated. Then somehow he managed to make it into the playoff. It's to show you don't need to be at the top of the standings during the regular season. You just need to perform well at the right time.

Perhaps ladies are posting over and over again because these situations come up over and over again I know there have been threads on dating and falling in love with SP's, I kinda get a chuckle out of them because I thought this was an escort site, not a dating site. Maybe this post was in response to those threads, and maybe the ladies encounter this sort of situation regularly Imagine how awkward and difficult a situation it is for a lady if a client says he has fallen in love and wants to date a SP. And Meg didn't post anything as a guide, or as etiquette. Her thread was a positive post on what the ladies provide for us gentlemen, and positive on this lifestyle. It wasn't bashing or criticizing anyone...how it got construed as a negative I don't know. It was a positive reminder on what this lifestyle is, a positive, fun no strings attached encounters But my guess, if less situations came up time and time again, you'd find less and less of these posts...but Meg did spin it quite positively, and in no way was it a negative. In fact it could almost be seen as a celebration of the ladies and the companionship they provide RG

Well, it looks like I have ruffled some feathers and that certainly wasn't my intention. Let me try one more time. I agree that this can be a problem and I said as much in the first sentence of my first post. And it is in the right section, I guess. And its very artfully put. My point is that some of these posts seem to have to sound less like guidance for newbies and more like "complaints of the week." (smile) If there's enough of these types of posts, they do provide warnings/guidance for clients (a good thing), but if the same ladies are posting these over and over again, it might have a negative effect on how a newbie (or any client, for that matter) might perceive them. That's all. Maybe its a subtlety thats lost on other folks, or maybe its more about how cerb has changed over the years. Or maybe I'm nuts. But as a guy who (I think) has always had a pretty good reputation around here over the years for watching out for our ladies, I thought I'd mention it. PS ... I dont know why the "boobeyes" (smile) above are appearing ... I didn't add them and I cant figure out how to remove them.

" The journey IS the reward" I met Audrey Eve through Alexandra Sky. Both are women who have mastered the art of seduction. Audrey Eve is a stunning red-head, with pale soft skin, beautiful breasts, and an ass to die for. My encounter was easy to set up, no hassels. We met at the agreed time, spent a few moments to get to know each other, then the fun began. She is a great kisser, felt like I was back in high school. Slow, teasing, sensual, erotic....yup, high school fun!! We proceeded to the bedroom, and quickly got rid of the unnecessary layers of clothing. Audrey Eve is a passionate woman, with a purpose. Make no mistake, she has no problem taking what she 'needs', before giving you yours. Very sexy, very arousing. We sampled multiple positions, my favorite being her riding me cowgirl. She gets wonderfully wet, which make this 'ooooh' so enjoyable. She rocks back and forth, until she shakes and spasms. God, I love that. After she caught her breath, I flipped her over and we finished doggie. She grinds back at just the right moment, somehow knowing when to milk you for every last drop. I was left shaking, satisfied. Saying I 'took one for the team' implies risk. Those of you who have met Sky know...if she's Sky 'approved'...you're in for some fun. Gentlemen, she is new to CERB, so treat her well. Lovers of red-heads...go get some. You'll be glad you did!! Audrey....I'll be back for more. Saddle up!!

Daria Kay Morgan is a wonderful, mature courtesan. She's 50 or 51 and exudes sexuality, plus she's very comfortable with older gents. I believe she would be an excellent choice for you.

Out of those 3 things the SHOES is the one you will get to enjoy as well :)

I've just had an absolutely fabulous week! I got a new SUV, a new laptop, NEW SHOES :) And now just cuddling up on my couch eating a peice of Chocolate cake and an ice cold glass of milk.... Life is good :)

Just got back from seeing the Star Wars Identities exhibit and it was pretty darn cool! Today is the last day it's in Montreal, but it'll be in Edmonton soon.

26. Not bad, but I guess I could use a little more practice and maybe some coaching from someone with a much lower score lol

8 and proud! :icon_cool:

I think it is great for sure. Can't wait (I hope) for a posting of more pictures. This site has always been a little more open minded about transgendered ads and reviews. Not like the the other board that rhymes with Cerb. I wish more girls like you would get on her. Countless times I have brought up this topic and asked about certain girls and got so many "ahhhhh's" and "yuk" comments. I hope to see you reviewed very soon. Perhaps it will be me.

Thanks for the info Cato! Almost dropped in yesterday afternoon (9/15) but in the past faves rarely have been present on Saturday. Any day with Ariel and Jenny in is a very good one indeed.

I just love how we are in such a recession that these greedy bastards think that they need more money ... the United States is on the verge of being a third world country and they ve the nerve to ask for more money are you freaking kidding me....

well now that it has happened ... I am sure the owners and players will be just fine unfortunately a lot of regular folks will not be okay ... those that work for the league and the teams or for the restaurants and bars that depend on the fan traffic

Jane, I think you should post in whichever section you wish to use. Folks here on Cerb are cool about it, and those looking for what you offer will find you as easily. Best, toine

My cat has become willful. Used to be very well behaved. Lately jumps up on the kitchen counter (broke some dishes), lies on the computer keyboard (locking it up), sleeps in the lower cupboards and being generally anti social. Don't know what is wrong with him. Only time he becomes social is if I have a bowl of ice cream, then he wants "his fair share" RG

Why do I hobby? Because... 1) I'm undateable - for many reasons, including choice :) 2) One night stands, when attainable, often carry risk of someone wanting to date me, which then brings me back to 1) 3) Hobbying makes it possible for me to meet hotties I would never other have a chance in H-E-Double-Hockey-Stix with, let alone share the company of, or even talk to me. 4) It's easier and less taxing than dating once you crunch all the numbers. 5) The hobbying community is, in my experience, much more friendly and fun than the dating community. 6) I only live once - and she says she can do WHAT with me? :boobeyes: Giddy-up! :makeout:

Well I prefer the term lifestyle to hobby, how can interpersonal intimate relations be considered a hobby...stamp collecting is a hobby That aside, I've done the dating thing. Nothing panned out. Almost married once, and the other woman I dated and was serious about long story short, stalked me. Other relationships no chemistry. At my age now, going to bars, well in my younger days I had it, but now 51 years old, bald, and a belly, well bar hopping isn't my thing anymore But seeing escorts, the ladies provide me with much needed female companionship, both social and sexual with no strings attached. And while in my dating days, I was monogamous and faithful, never cheated, one aspect of this lifestyle I love is the poly amorous nature of it. No possessiveness on anyone's part, or there shouldn't be. And the ladies I've met have been, with the odd exception, friendly, intelligent, a sense of humour and down to earth, they don't fit the stereotype mainstream society would have of escorts. And my experience in this lifestyle has been far more positive than my dating experience RG

Big pot of spaghetti simmering on the stove and pumpkin bread cooling on the rack. 4 jars of bread and butter (mustard) pickles, 4 jars of dill pickles and 4 jars of spicy pickled green beans racked up! Great day!!!

Hello lovelies, Fall is here and I'm pleased to say I've returned to full-time studies. As such, my availabilities can be limited, therefore I highly recommend pre-booking. Body art enthusiasts, I have recently added a gorgeous new tattoo! Excite your senses and join me for an erotic full-body massage that will leave you relaxed from head to toe and everything in between. Come unwind with a playful, sensual blonde... Let's heat things up with a steamy shower, perfect for getting acquainted, before moving on to a body-tingling massage, slippery bodyslides, and a tantalizing touch that is sure to leave you with a smile... As an independent massage provider, my location is private and discreet, just for the two of us, and is located in the downtown core. I can be reached by email at [email protected] for the fastest response. This week: Sunday September 16th: unavailable Monday September 17th: one availability 9:00pm-10:00pm Tuesday September 18th: 6:30pm-10:00pm Wednesday September 19th: 9:00am-3:00pm Thursday September 20th: unavailable Friday September 21st: 9:00am-10:00pm Saturday September 22nd: unavailable Sunday September 23rd: 10:00am-4:00pm Consideration: $170/hr $230/90min $290/2hrs A little bit more... 5'8" 34B-28-38 Blonde hair, blue eyes, and a few lovely tattoos. Read what others have to say... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=A&t=63938 xoAmelia

Really bad coffee at the hotel I stayed at. Really, really, really baaaad!

i am eating one of the brownies for breakfast right now (yes I'm bad)...I gave my other one to a girl at a burlesque show around the corner from the social...awesome time, Thanks you Angela for pulling off yet another seamless social!....so great to meet everyone!...now I go back to hangover-land, lol

Meg (and to all our cerb ladies) -- that's fine and understood, but it begs the question I am raising which is that ... taken as a whole ... these posts can, and do, come across as negative and very critical of clients. And again, there seems to be a lot of them especially in the newbie thread. Again, it's not this string or anyone in particular. Not talking about safety issues either. But they are all bricks in a wall. All I'm trying to do is caution all of the ladies that it may have unintended consequences from a "marketing standpoint," so to speak. Look at it this way: if I am a new potential client and I am perusing the newbie thread and I see all these threads from the ladies complaining about otherwise gentle and gentlemanly clients asking an "inappropriate" question or not fully reading the pricing section of someone's website or not precisely following detailed instructions or needing to share detailed personal information about themselves .... well, jeez, is it even worth it? Compare that against the SP that is posting mostly positive, fun comments and has a fairly simple contact process? Who is more likely to be contacted by that new client? Anyways, just food for thought.

We are evolved to lie and we all do it, it's something that has benefited our species for a very long time and I suspect you'd have a hard time going back far enough to find the "good ole' days" when humans didn't lie if it ever existed at all. http://simbio.com/blog/post/language-lying-and-evolution http://www.forbes.com/2005/10/19/lying-dishonesty-psychology_cx_lr_comm05_1024lie.html

I thought that "the licker" was too...ordinary. "The Liquor" has a bit of panache (or is that pancake, I can never remember) and is more fun!

"feelings" for an SP... Geez, we are all humans and sometimes it happens...

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God." THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A." ____________________________________________ Credit for this post goes to I Fucking Love Science - https://www.facebook.com/IFeakingLoveScience?ref=stream

From every thread I've read on cerb and every SP I've met, it seems that SPs (and probably lots of clients) are way more informed about STIs and protection than a large part of the general public, and I say that as someone who regularly talks to large groups of people in the general public about STI prevention. I think it's pretty amazing that there are so many conversations happening here about safer sex, because I don't think I've been part of many other communities that talk about it so regularly and openly! So I take that as a good sign :) Like others have said, of course there are always risks and STIs exist in every community. But, I think of my sexual health as part of doing my job well, among other things, and I'm sure most other SPs do too. And that is not necessarily true of every woman you'd pick up at a bar...

Marge Simpson in lingerie....... I blame that idea on Dorinda Posted via Mobile Device

people that do not respect my privacy. Yes I do have profile on other social medias website. Do not go and comment on all of my pictures calling me Malika. My personal life. fuck off.

Malika mean princess/queen in Arabic, depending on the country and "type". my great grand-father was Moroccan and wanted a great grand-daughter before dying,all of my older cousins are male on this side of my family. I was the first girl...I was his little Malika :) I've always like the name and decide to take a name that mean something for me not just a random name that would feel "weird" I sometime use my "family" name in my website/email address/other boards, it's Fantasy...I didn't know what to choose when I started so decided to choose it because I give a fantasy...now thinking about it and reading my own reviews...I should change it to reality :D

Nathalie is my real middle name, and the name of my godmother. Lefebvre is a common French last name which comes from the latin word faber which translates to "craftsman" in English. When I first joined CERB I was making a lot of handmade jewelry and felt like a faber. As a French Canadian, I thought it would be representative of me, my origins, and my interests at the time. Great thread!

I looked up from bed and there was a poster from Bergman's "The Touch" -- since touching women is something I like to do and have been told I am good at it, I chose that as my Internet handle about a dozen years ago.

Once I finally took the CERB plunge last June, I went to the bookshelf and looked through the various book titles and came up with one that was distinct from my other online user names but still had a very very subtle connection. Ironically though there are other CERB members with similar user names that I would have chosen for myself under normal circumstances but would have been a dead give away to anyone who knows me personally.

Emily is a refreshing addition to this board.

Mine is relatively transparent: I like to think of myself as a gentleman (and am looking forward to demonstrating this to my new CERB friends) and I am an academic...

Always loved the Three Musketeers ... Porthos is jovial, carefree, a lover of wine, women, and song. Comic relief and larger than life! Porthos

I choose my name because I liked it, basically, it is rhythmical and descriptive. I do tire of things so I'm thinking of a possible change, maybe, thanks for the thread.

Great thread Cristy, Athough I have not done this in a very long time, my most favorite thing to do to relax would be to go camping. Fishing at sunrise or sunset, and just before a storm :) , cooking breakfast over a campfire or just relaxing with a book. (hmmm now this is going to be on my mind lol) Otherwise watching the cats trying to con treats out of me, playing with grandchildren, cooking, swimming and crocheting baby hats. Just a few off the top of my head.