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Interesting, I just had a birthday that puts me just north of sixty five, and I would argue that age is an important number. But, you see so many comments such as not acting your age or looking younger, the assumption being that somehow age is somewhat of a negative. I disagree, it's just another part of living. Sure, I'm already showing some physical signs that reflect the ravages of time, and are a precursor of things to come. I might not perform sexually as I did 20 years ago, but I know with the right partner I can enjoy the mutual experience probably more than I did in my youth, because the intimacy today has a far broader base, founded on experience. I think also with this journey, I am far less inhibited. The other aspect is rather more personal, now and evolves from the fact that I am now alone. I miss my wife, but have come to terms and developed a certain amount of freedom at this stage. Since I am quite comfortable off, I can afford to experience many new things. I've probably traveled to a dozen countries in the last few years. Rather than dreading the passage of time, embrace it. For most women, I think that they worry about how their beauty is affected. I think that this is unfounded, as I know women in their fifties and sixties that are absolutely gorgeous. They understand that beauty is not all skin deep, as they rely on a twinkle in the eye and a disarming smile as part of their arsenal.

Yes, yet another song thread. I was thinking about songs that still hold up, timeless masterpieces that never sound old or dated. You can play them today and they still hold the magic. I'll start with my all-time favourite: Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen (1975) Interesting Read about the origin of the Song: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohemian_Rhapsody

Younger CERB member here, chiming in to agree with what most of you have said. Experience and the passage of time are absolutely factors that can shape who we are, but there are many more. There are also traits that we seem to carry with us throughout our lives, our beliefs, our choices, our sense of style, our sense of humour, our strengths and weaknesses and the stories we tell ourselves when we're bored. I'm fortunate to have friends of all ages, and while I know they've all been shaped by their lived experience, however much or little of it they have, age appears to have no bearing on the diversity of personalities that I've encountered. I, for example, will probably never stop being wordy and introspective. I believe these to be timeless qualities.

I was always told by older females in my family that it is rude to ask someone their age. Is there a difference if an SP is 42 but she says 40? I could understand if you're advertising at 25 and you're really 35. Or advertising at 28 but you're really 43. That is just wrong. And some SPs are guarded because of their privacy. I think that is reasonable. I'm in my 30's but is a set in stone number really necessary? I use a fake name, do people have to know my real name too? Is there is a difference between 32 and 35 when it comes to looks? Most likely they could pass for a few years younger if they take care of themelves. There are some things in this business that are on a need to know basis. Unless you're really trying to fool someone which won't work anyways, I don't think it's a big deal.

I wouldn't let that stop you from the reading the books. Aside from the first season, the show tells entirely different stories from the books. And both are equally entertaining IMO.

People who expect your incall adress via email before even ever talking to them!

Hi Jabba: I don't think JFK, RFK, ...(or their murders) would have been on my priority list lol as I concentrate on those inflicting suffering on women and children. As another wish (unrelated to Jabba) I wish some people stop trying to impose their views upon others, accept diversity and respect other people's opinions which is as dear as theirs.

After yet another very long day, sitting down to check my email to find the first message is someone getting pissy with me because I didn't get right back to him in 10-15 minutes. (Like I usually do, IF there's any way possible.) I've had a very long, ugly, stressful week. My home is a wreck. I'm dirt tired. I haven't been able to work in a week. And I'm really not in the mood for someone who seems to expect me to jump when he snaps his fingers, and then feels entitled to tell me all about the great opportunity I just blew when I "failed" to (his actual word!). Yep, toots! Sounds like I really lost out big. »_«

I wish to never grow up. I wish to live in a house wall to wall, floor to ceiling of vinyl records. I wish i had been apart of the 50's. I wish i could write my name in the snow while peeing..... I wish Dorritos were breakfast, and chocolate was lunch and peanutbutter on hotdogs was okay everyday, and superkid ice cream was mandatory. I wish everyone was allergic to lying. I wish for many things. But im grateful for the 'as is' life too ;) They say if you have one foot in yesterday, and another foot in tomorrow, you are just pissing all over today. ;) Happiness is NOT a step away, or a wish away, its in what we have today. Roar!

I would agree with Igab, pimping is far more prevalent than most people think. The more high profile providers are sometimes independent but in my experience there are many who have a "man" in their lives that direct the business. It's naive to believe that it doesn't. In my 25 years, I've come to learn that pimps don't always wear fur coats or look like gangsters. I've seen husbands who are straight up pimps and boyfriends who offer no contribution to running the business but bleed the woman dry. Many providers have "handlers" that don't resort to pimp tactics but are still leeches. I've also met many providers who are not cut out for running a business but are great escorts. I am one of those and from experience I would recommend an agency to learn the basics and see if going Indie is something she's even interested in. If there was an agency in town that worked me, I still be there... cat

For me, this hobby is everything except the mechanical and the wham-boom-boom thing that will only take me off. Au contraire, IMHO, the fun of this hobby is to have a certain level of connection where something happens between two persons, and pleasure is the key. Physical pleasure or personal pleasure, but pleasure for sure. Hopefully, I hope that the lady will experience some pleasure with me, in a true fashion. This cannot be "all for me", it has to be a mutual something. I do not expect that all the time the SP will be turned on and loose control, no, I'm not that good (lol) but if it's only a mechanical encounter, I wont repeat. Some SPs evaluate the success of the encounter on how many times we cum; I value more the connection, the complicity and sexiness of the encounter, and for sure, the mutual pleasure we had. Really, if I feel that the person(a Sp or anybody) I am with has no pleasure of any kind with me, why I would repeat?

Most of my life I've tended to largely ignore birthdays. After all, you're only one day older than you were yesterday. So if 29 and 364 days wasn't bothering you, why should the next day when we "call" ourselves 30. Well, that held true for me until this year when I turned 50. For whatever reason it bothered me more. I think it was the realization that I'm now well past the half way point of my life, which does produce some introspection. Elderly family members in poor health and nearing death hasn't helped. At the end of the day, I've resolved to worry less, enjoy life more, and take the time for things that are important. And by important, I mean as defined by me, rather than defined by others. So everyday is a birthday, and enjoy it to the max. Porthos

OMG so weird that you just revived this thread because I was just watching the walking dead trailer for season 3 Oct 14th STOKED

A bit tongue-in-cheek: for somethhing's that's "just a number", a lot of the ladies seem awfully guarded about divulging said number. Age might not be very important in relationships between people, but this society does have a stigma against couples of very differing age. Remember the "rule" about being to date (your age / 2)+7? That's the societal norms at work. These probably started to keep dirty old men away from impressionable little girls, but are they still necessary?

ALO has two locations at Bank and Alta Vista, their VIP and Luna South http://www.lunamassagespa.com/mainschedule.htm

Just a little anecdote regarding pimps, this came from a woman interviewed in Halifax who worked at the street level: "Pimp? What do I need a pimp for? If I'm in a car, ain't no pimp in there to protect me."

Why not wait until she arrives and get to know her a little. I have seen dogs with names that are entirely wrong, like my little guy who came already named. Just wait and see her personality. Nothing sillier than a rotti named Daisy who has no interest in smelling the flowers or an anxiety ridden terrier named Maximus... cat

I like Calli Mae. My friend called her English Boxer that name. I love it! I know it's a coincidence with your escorting name but the name Cali is nice. Abby Jacey Scarlett

Reminds me why I love morning breakfast dates so much :)

I'm forever 29. I'm not telling my age either but I do look a lot younger than I actually am and can pass for it. I also think it also has to do with your attitude, lifestyle and how much sleep you get. I don't feel old. I still feel like I'm in my late 20's and I'm going to stay there for a little while longer. It also helps when telemarketers call your house asking if your parents are home! lol. I know I have aged in a good way when I realize that.. Life is what you make of it I always see the glass as half full I really don't give a s------ what other people think anymore. It's too tiring. Have fun and don't be too serious about the trivial things in life.

Why oh why am I thinking of fruit loops? Also: I now want a gecko. Cute!

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It is a beautiful fall day here and I am just off to start the cleaning out of perennial flower beds and to plant the 500 new tulip bulbs that I will be putting in. A perfect way to spend a day!

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I wish that this thread would veer towards its intended light hearted intent

I wish I could meet each of the wonderful women of Cerb so that I can personally thank each one for the informative post and get to know them and make life long friends. i would love to massage and pamper each one of them as they have given so much pleasure to others as well as myself. They deserve some pampering themselves. I am curious at meeting the real person behind, the posts and the Cerb names. Most of them seem intelligent and giving of the time and advice to the Cerb community. They are non judgemental of race, size, or colour and dedicated to making us men happy in different ways, may it be sexually or just companionship.

I wish people would focus on the present and the future and what we can do to prevent history from repeating itself. No time machine required.

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That is disappointing! Christine, you needed to answer him in 1 minute and you should be ready for him in 10 mins since he's on his way over! LOL! You lost a real gem there! NOT! As soon as guys start talking to me like that and depending on the kind of mood I'm in to deal with a peabrain, I will either tell them to get lost or ignore them for the hell of it. Keep your chin up.. Tomorrow is another day.

Thanks again everyone for your words of wisdom. I make sure she knows that what she is doing is illegal. Sorry if I offended or annoyed anyone, it was not my intention.

Practice makes perfect! I wish I had the time and money to go gallivanting around the world and see and do all the things I want to see and do... yeah, I know, I'm selfish :)

Which would be why I stay away from the "Miss Universe, I wish for world peace" answers. Unless you are willing to confront the devil, the world will always be fraught with monsters.

I would love the pumpkin cheese cake recipe Sami and the upside down cake sounds good too. Gimme some cranberry dishes. I hate just plain old boiled cranberries and sugar! Agree with Angela. I mainly eat stuffing and moms coleslaw lol. Additional Comments: Oh, and I just found out that my brother's new g/f only eats fish....creative one person fish dishes welcome!

I wish I had a time machine to go back in time. Those who have committed crimes against women and children and historic dictators and mass murders and those guilty of genocide need to be stopped by any means and at any cost before they commit.

I don't wish to be anyone else or different but I do wish I had the ability to stop suffering, cruelty, cause human beings to always be kind and thoughtful, stop war, greed, and make escorting an accepted profession !

A client deciding when he got here, he'd like me to join him and the lady who's working at my place today for a duo. Ummm, I need more than 30 seconds to get ready.

Just give me a pan of stuffing. I don't need anything else, lol.

I agree that 80% is high. Note I said it was his opinion. It's certainly not 0%. Let's not get polyanna here, there are plenty of SPs who are pimped in this industry, it's probably impossible to get an exact percentage. There are probably just as many here on CERB as any where else. It's not just street level girls that are pimped, there are plenty of high end escorts in that category too. I think what was interesting in the original statement was that he assumed that there were no pimps left in Canada and those that were all stereotypically fall into the drug dealer, violent shark category...they don't.

I, like many seasoned SPs I know have have mentored more than few ladies in our day. For myself, I can think of maybe only 3 (two from ground zero, and one other who came out retirement after a few years when the industry had changed) who were truly appreciative of my efforts and showed their gratitude in different ways and are now paying it forward themselves. Today I am more inclined to refer newbies who ask me, to resources for tips/safety measures etc. This may sound harsh, but it makes no sense for me to help someone else make money when most of us are just getting by in the present economy. (I don't know of any other industry where one would expect a professional to do that for free). As for the OPs friend, I for one, would not be interested in mentoring a girl who has already started off on the wrong foot. The fact that she is hustling in bars, disturbs me. There is enough knowledge on the internet for her to know better. If she truly is that naive, then she really needs to get on with a reputable agency. And she needs to be agreeable to following their protocol. I really do hope the OP encourages her in that direction instead of trying to get ladies on cerb to take that on. Opening a cerb account is not going to do anything for her if she has no idea what she is doing. She could in fact make things worse for herself.

His estimation is based on his experiences. I could very well say that I've been around for a number of years and that my estimate is 0% of ladies are pimped, which would be true for my own experiences but just as untrue as your friend's when speaking of the general population. It could also speak to the type of provider he seeks out, or the means by which he does so, or how he perceives a significant other's role/relationship.

It's funny how people always think of our work as the time we spend with our customers. That's the one part of it that, to me, doesn't seem so much like work. But there's a lot more that customers don't think of to this job. Everything from writing ad copy and designing our web sites, to making travel arrangements, to getting audited, to laundering the linens. I guess I'm pretty good at avoiding seeing people I wouldn't like spending time with, but one part of the job that I really don't enjoy (but have learned the hard way that I really must do myself) is answering phones and emails. That's where I'm most likely to encounter people I don't like. This is a business, and every independent is running a business.

Stopped into 340 Monday (10/1) afternoon and found Barb's a bit quiet, but as I've never been in on a Monday before it strikes me that it might have been typical for that day of the week. There were a few unfamiliar dancers but, as usual, a number I recognized. Jade looked just great on (and off) stage, Ariel was as striking as ever and Jenny captivated the (rather small) crowd in a very tiny and very flattering black bikini during her first turn on stage. Felt I was taking a bit of a chance hoping for a J. sighting on a Monday but, as luck would have it, my gamble was rewarded.

Echoing what many have said, the best sexual encounters occur when both parties are aroused and excited. When both partners sense each others arousal, it only serves to heighten the experience and for me leads to a mind blowing conclusion.

I enjoy a session with a SP/MA where i can give them a reverse massage and explore their body with my fingers and my tongue. I want the to come first before they have their way with me. I find it more fun to please my partner and I enjoy it when they moan with pleasure, and they finally shudder when they come. The SP or MA has probably spent several hours pleasing other men and may be tired. This is my chance to pamper them and let them relax for a while, before they have to work on me, Many times, the woman has returned the favour and more :). Like I said, I am a gentleman and the woman always cum's first :)

I'm under no illusions that everytime I'm with a lady that she is turned on by the experience. I also fully recognize that a professional will make me believe she is. Having said that, for me one of the biggest turn on's is a lady's arousal. If I don't believe that's happening, I'm not going to have a good experience. So for me, chemistry becomes vitally important, and the ideal session is always with a SP that, at a minimum, enjoys my company. If she actually does get into the experience and is turned on by me, then that is absolutely wonderful. Porthos

Well if it is wrong than I am in trouble! Sometimes I get a little too turned on and if it feels good do it right? lol Its human nature to want what feels good, and whose going to stop if something is making you feel great! I don't know any hobbyist who wouldnt wanted a receptive SP during an encounter. If they dont get some type of enjoyment out of the encounter the hobbyist is going to feel like it was a very robotic encounter and that is never enjoyable, my clients ALWAYS want me to have a good time :) Its all part of the fun of the job hunny

For me it just makes the experience all that much the better if it is mutual enjoyment and it usually, no almost ALWAYS is (unless I am dog tired or have something else going on or the SP does, everyone has an off day). Either that or there are some dam fine actors out there :) And I'd feel bad if I didn't make the SP feel good. It's never ever just about me. I'd feel bad if it was. In fact, if an SP gets a little selfish we (well at least me but I'm sure I speak for others) are very pleased. Yeah, I'll even go so far as to admit the truth, makes me feel more like a man to know I got it just right. An encounter that is all about me, no, not anywhere as interesting or enjoyable, not even appealing.

Well, after meeting the lovely Nathalie, I must insist that she is my goddess of the day. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=47001 Her beautiful personality and her stunning looks only makes me want to see more of her, well also with Gia now that I met them both one on one ;) Ba da bing! and a duo I SO desire :)

1. A little bit more than bisexual, perhaps ;) It's escorting that helped me rediscover how amazing sex with men can be when you're with someone kind, gentle, loving, and who listens and appreciates your body in a meaningful way. For a long time I thought that was only possible with women, but I think that's because men my age are immature lovers. I've almost exclusively dated women in my personal life, but escorting has been a great way for me to explore my sexuality with men. 2. I only offer full-service and fully-interactive duos with one person, and it's because I like her. Marketing was involved, sure... --coughs--... but I also just wanted to get into her pants? I think that's legit right? --laughs-- 3. My choice of a duo partner was a pretty organic process. I would only offer duos with someone I was genuinely attracted to which means I don't necessarily 'look'. Of course chemistry is important with the 'third leg', but that's the case with non-duo appointments too... :) sometimes there's chemistry, and there are repeat visits, and sometimes there isn't (although more rarely). That's why I trust patrons to do their market research accordingly and be wise in their choice of who they see/don't see.