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I disagree. It has nothing to do with the big head or the little head. It's all about stupid, ignorance, thoughtlessness and lack of respect. And these attributes are not gender specific.

Sorry, but as a gentleman who exercises discretion and treats SP's like ladies, because they are ladies, I find your statement off putting. I don't forget my manners, I don't, in the case of incalls, arrive early. I respect all boundaries. Just because some men don't behave like gentlemen don't lump us all together. I don't characterize all SP's the same because of some encounters with bad SP's RG

I'm sorry you are offended by my comments. Lumping all men into a group wasn't my intent. However, it has been my experience that the many do forget their manners. For me it was to align their behaviors with thinking with the wrong head is a checky way of making fun. Just like when people say "she's blonde so .... (insert as you see fit)" Or no different then saying our young today are lazy and less engaged in the real world because of communication on computers. Neither statements are true for the whole, but truth none the less for many. This whole thread was to show men that don't understand discretion is a two way street and to bring to light how some act inappropriately. I was merely being checky and giving a reason why some (many) dont understand how to behave.

I'm sorry if some find this sort of post souring or offputting, but I do realize that there are those who are firmly in the camp of "The Customer Is Always Right." Fortunately, I don't think CERB has ever been that sort of board. It seems to be more of a place where hobbiests and SPs can discuss and learn from one another. And I think even the most experience among us still has much to learn. (Or at least I hope so! This life will become rather dull when there's nothing left to learn.) I agree about this applying just as much to outcalls at the customers' places. it's always important to be discreet, and showing up when expected is part of that.

It's very unusual that so many men ask each other for rates and restrictions, and then try text booking you, without any questions and feeling that a brief call before arrangments are finalized to be an inconvenience. If you guys want to know what experiences we offer and our rates, the best person to contact is always the woman in question. That way you don't end up misled by 2nd hand information. And seriously, if you recieve services above or beyond what a lady advertises DO NOT THINK IT OK to brag about it through pm. She didn't offer you more so you could promote it for her. If that were the case, she would do this herself. Unless you are able to vouch for each other's personality, and hygiene, this is extremely inconsiderate. I have to say This board is refreshing from many others as I dont like being put down for not doing things which I'm not comfortable, or told how I should be doing things. Frankly, if those who say these things know the best way to be an sp, i say go for it.... I feel woman who become jaded and provide poor service is due to the constant complaints made about everything from the services she chooses to not provide, to her rates, looks, hours, assumed length of time between appointments, her pet(s) hobbies and assumed or rumoured personal interests and or lifesyle etc. Perhaps we don't wish to be picked apart and tormented for these things and many other's after selecting who we thought was a gentleman to be intimate with us. As is always stated to me on other erb board, if you don't like the way this board chooses to respect providers as human beings, then you have the choice not to participate. Pushing to change rules of a mutually respectful board which doesn't treat the ladies as unwelcome outsiders is simply not ok. There are plenty of places this already happens, please leave the one place us ladies are aloud to speak on behalf of ourselves, and share our prefrences to these matters to be what it is. Positive thoughts and attitude make for much more positive encounters and communications for all parties involved. Posted via Mobile Device

I finished today the construction of my new greenhouse. It is all done now until spring and I am so excited about it!

Capital Hunter - thank you, im happy its cleared up now. looking forward to being active on the site :) Cato - thank you as well love :) there was a shocking amount of patrons present for the American elections last night, Obamanation! also, i got to meet the lovely Bridgette last night, we had a good laugh about what happened, and she extended her love to everyone on cerb - XOXO

Thank God Barack Obama won, he is the best person for the job in these diffcult times.

Being back after a long 20 days and receiving many warm messages of support and welcoming me back from all my wonderful friends who checked on me and/or knew and also know now that I was staying with my baby girl (niece) in hospital who was recently diagnosed with juvenile diabetes. It has been a huge roller coaster of emotions but baby girl is home, safe and sound. Only positive thoughts and lots of education and all will be just fine. Thank you to all my friends that are there for me during this transition. All My Love and Hugs, Lexy

Not intending to single you out, but I gotta put this out there.. I see this type of thing again-and-again here.. 1) A poster asks for someone to pm you their comments on the sp in question; meanwhile the posters above them report that he's seen her.. so why don't you just pm that guy instead? 2) Lots of members that have been on cerb for years, and have, I assume, seen some of the ladies in the city, yet have zero posts providing any useful information?? wtf?? UPTEEN posts saying "pm me the info" is not providing the rest of us any useful information, right? imho, you gotta give back to the board, to help the fellow pooner.. No hard feeling, bro, I'll vacate my soapbox now... :)

I often use the Shout Box and Twitter to announce a new blog post on my website, but a lot of people from CERB aren't on twitter yet, and some people don't look at the Shout Box. Perhaps a thread dedicated to people on CERB with blogs would be best. It can be a thread where we post about updates. I would suggest putting a little description of the blog post itself. Something along the lines of "I thought this was really funny, check it out on my blog" or "I needed to vent about 'xyz'" etc. I will start. I just posted some candid pictures of myself in Québec City on my blog. Major food baby while eating at Le Charbon with my parents... I also posted some pictures of the city. Enjoy!

This is a game where you make a picture of a word or phrase to make the next player guess what phrase you are using. Example: JobinJob Answer: In between jobs I'll start: Try stand 2

Face sitting?

Six of one, half dozen of the other! (That was a stumper!) T M A U H S W T

Ha ha!!!!! I puzzled and puzzled, but how about "Stand Up Comedy" Try this. 111 other 111 other other other other other

I've had a few questions from lurkers myself. My response is simply to repeat the SP's or MA's services as described in their Ad, or, simply claim amnesia & say I can't remember. I don't feel any sense of duty or loyalty to lurkers. I don't know who the hell they are or their motives. But, I'm kind of thinking maybe, as a courtesy, I should cc said SP or MA and make 'em aware about the query in case lurker contacts them. What do you think?

Her phone number is now listed on her website so you can get all the info you need to book an appointment from the website; no other process required. BTW, I was there yesterday and it's a very well finished space; just missing a shower which is in future plans as I understand.

After a nice encounter, while saying our good byes, being told by the "gentleman" that, even though he reallllllly enjoyed spending time with me, he won't be writing a review/reco for me because if he did, his online buddies would no longer trust and respect his opinion(s) of the ladies on the board(s). ????????? Why even bring it up in the first place? It's not like I even mentioned Cerb, any other board or reviews/recos...

I like that baby, Ms. S. I just purchased 3 sheets of sexy 5/8" tongue and groove plywood but I don't get to keep it.

I am taking an extended leave of absence from active contribution on CERB, so this will be my last post. I need to go in another direction and focus my energies elsewhere. For those i know well here, and have communicated with recently, i will remain in touch. A votre santé!

A reindeer suit for Charlie...yes i'm one of those :icon_redface:

It's 30+ :) Some exceptions have been made when the younger client has shown respect by NOT Texting & sending an email/calling first telling me a bit about what he was looking for. Then have called for confirm their time & it has ran smoothly. It has been the young fella's that text constant & used to waste at least 3-4 hours of my 14 hours available answering texts & maybe getting one appointment , (that's a big maybe) out of at least 10 different texter's during a day. So needless to say the disrespectful ones that have gone against my wishes of No Texts has made me up the age of the gentlemen I see. They have ruined it for many that I possibly could have really enjoyed & had fun with ;) End of rant :) xo Holly

Changes ahead update: http://emilyrushton.com/blog/

As an English gentleman from the UK, umm....I would have to say YES!!!! Plus we don't have accents, you people do. :D

I went out to get supper tonight and got a major attack of erect nipples and goosebumps... I guess it's time for me to put away my capris and flip flops until spring rolls around again.

Smokes. Oh, and sugar for more fricking moonshine! Lol This could be me.

Being back with the people I relate to. I was away too long for personal reasons and really, really missed the camaraderie on here.

An electric pressure cooker with all the bells and whistles. Kitchen gadgets are so much fun to add to the kitchen toy box clutter.

Life is undeniably better when you interact sexually and sensuously with another human being. It's hard enough for good looking guys to get lucky, let alone those of us with less appealing genes. We have the right to enjoy all aspects of this life, including sexual. As long as both SP and Hobbyist are voluntarily entering into a mutually beneficial arrangement, who the else's fucking business is it? I think eventually, if one brave hobbyist takes it all the way to the Supreme Court, who knows what may happen. This hobby is simply too harmless to be on the bad side of legal!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its simple to please a man, we just want to feel wanted. I wish to be greeted with a smile, like you are happy to see me and if you are happy to see me then show it with a kiss, not a kiss on the cheek or a 1 second kiss. Give me a kiss that makes me want more from you, use your tongue and massage mine with it, I love that. I've had a long day or I'm stressed so help me out of my clothes and touch me softly with your hands while you remove my shirt or my pants. Let me smell you when you come close to my face with yours....Ahh you smell so good.....can I help you undress?....sure I can. I might need a shower so take me there....join me if you wish, we can have fun in there. (I had this done to me before and it made me feel like a god) you wait for me with a warm towel and dry me up, or I can dry myself up too that is good, a hug at that time is very welcomed. Whatever happens next is between me and you but you already know what I like so lets do it. I did not put any description of the perfect woman because to me every women are perfect in every way as long as she takes care of her man.

Call the SP for instructions for discretion purposes for both her and the client. If you go to the front desk, you might as well be outting the SP if you tell the front desk the room number and then ask for her by her escort name. A big no no.

A question which might be related: In the case of an hotel in-call, is it considered indiscreet to ask the front desk for help in finding a specific room, or would it be preferable to call the lady for instructions? Further comment: It would appear I am navigationaly impaired, and ended up walking the full length of the floor until I realized the rooms were further down, after a dozen non-room doors in that direction. Still, I'm glad I asked the question so that I know what to do if I'm ever in a similar situation again.

Fact: I got a flu shot once, and soon after got horribly sick Omitted from above: It was my first winter in Canada, a rather cold one at that. I was not prepared for how cold the weather would get (Prior to that winter, I'd never experience temperature below 0C). A flu shot does not protect me from being under dressed in the cold. Anyway, I get it most years when I remember to (and not lazy). I've been more diligent on it if I have projects scheduled for later in the year. I cannot afford to be sick for my clients and not give my 100% On a related note, until I get my shot, I'd be less inclined to visit an MA or SP during the season if she declared she would not get one. I can respect people's choice to do whatever they want with their own body, but I can make the decision to protect mine as I see fit.

Here's another. I had a client booked for his second visit. He buzzed up through the intercom where I clearly gave him my apt number. He seemed to forget it when he got to my floor and asked the neighbors what apt Erin lives in. They replied with who? These are neighbors right across the hall and I'm friendly with them enough that we know each others names. He came knocking but I didn't answer. I never saw him again after the indiscretion and let him know after he went home to ask me why I didn't answer my door.

Or loud when they arrive. I'm usually at the door ready to open it when I see my guest through the peephole. Multiple times, even though the door is open, they will still knock loudly on the door, say loudly "HI CLEO!!!', or something else equally non-discrete that my neighbours can hear. Once we're inside, I don't care about the noise. But in my hallway...PLEASE remember my neighbours can hear

Here's one.. a regular client who got there early taking a leak in the visitor's parking lot in broad daylight where there are houses. I pulled up next to him and asked him "Wtf did he think he was doing?" He won't be back as he was a done deal right there. My friend freaked when I told her since I don't live there! I have no tolerance for stupid.

My step father has been put on life support, this just happened late last night:( Hoping that this is just a few days, then will start to breath on his own....possitive thinking! I really hope so, as my Mother loves him dearly. He is frail man, not much to him. Hopefully his will to live is stronger than his body! Just wanted to share this, as I may be not availble for few days, time will tell:( I will remain at home for few days, but as the days go on, my Mother will need me to be there. Your possitive vibes will be felt!

I hear ya! I had one person try to ask questions threw my intercom of a security building!! Like wow were you born in a barn? lol...obviosly I told him to hang up intercom and not to return..lol...he was booked and confirmed, but then wanted to know few more details before entering...so yes I did not give aprt number, and told him to leave. some people just have no clue!

Silly boys :( How about the gentlemen that choice to be loud when they leave. Walking down the hall and yells, "thanks for the good time". Tisk Tisk Ladies, do you have any interesting exit or hello stories along these lines ?

Christine, I'm so sorry this happened to you! Arriving early is a bigger no no for me than arriving late. I'm very ritualistic in my preparations, each step is vital (in my mind) to ensuring my guest receives the best experience I can give him. Even 5 minutes early may mean that I don't have candles lit or the refreshments fully prepared. I take an hour to prep for a client with a check list of "to do's" and I want to have the list completed when the buzzer rings. I would much rather wait a little bit than be rushing around. If an arrival time is set, then that is the time you arrive. No earlier please... cat

I am obsessively punctual and early is just as stressful as late. I am like Nicolette....last minute adjustments are part of my ritual (perhaps a sign of ocd lol). As a further topic of discussion along the same lines.... I have a previous regular that did not have a cell phone but would contact me from his home phone which was not blocked. He would then call me from a nearby payphone to alert me of his eminent arrival. This worked well for quite sometime. One day, while I was not available, he called numerous times from his home number and, I will assume, not receiving a response, decided to try me from the payphone. I was not expecting company so I did not have my phone handy. I was sitting in the backyard of my incall waiting for my friend when I heard the door bell. Thinking she forgot her keys, I started toward the door. I quickly realized who it was because of the hair and did not answer (can see out but not in too well). I was furious! I tracked down my phone and confirmed my suspicions. Just because you know someone's incall addy does not give you the right to show up at any given time. Christine....I understand where you are coming from.

I can't believe someone would do this and that you had to put up with this! I would have been furious! If your neighbors happened to see him peering through your windows, they would have thought he was an intruder. And showing up a half hour early? Wow! I think if I were in your shoes, there would be no appt and he would be asked to leave. When you invite someone to your home, it is your safe place and if someone begins to act this way, it definitely is unnerving. And your location isn't a place where they can blend into a crowd or go in an elevator or simply take a walk if they arrive early. Obviously this is a "special" case and someone who doesn't think before he acts. Since I'm a person who likes to think the glass is half full, I don't think most people would do this since they don't want to draw attention to themselves and have to explain why they are there. But I have to say, what an idiot! That certainly is odd behaviour. In regards to clients arriving early, I don't like this but I do have a bit of leeway in the sense that I do have a visitors parking lot where they can wait in their car a few minutes without looking suspicous or they can choose to drive around. And until they call me, they don't have the address. In the event of regulars, some remember the address and some don't but I did have one regular who always arrived 10 minutes early on 2 separate ocassions. The first time, I hadn't even arrived and showed up 5 minutes later and he knocked on the door and my friend answered and let him in. The second time he didn't bother to call to say he was in visitor ( even tho I have told him once already to call first ) and knocked on the door and my friend with was still on an appt How indiscrete can he be! Well, he got a talking to that day because he simply didn't want to follow my instructions after the first time. Instructions that are protecting him from running into another customer. The person I work with was not impressed! The best thing to do is show up right on the dot or call the SP and say you're early and what she would like you to do. I don't like guys showing up early because sometimes I'm still putting finishing touches on myself and this gets me stressed out.

Hi roamingguy, I do live in the US but I live very close to Canada and would travel. I would never try it here because of the legal factor. Thank you for looking out for me though.

I am 42yrs old so I am pretty sure that I don't need to worry about autism. Because of my eczema I was not vaccinated as a child but did get vaccinated for hep a and b in my twenties due to my profession at the time. My question comes down to the merits of preventing preventable infections/diseases. I am a healthy person who takes her vitamins and follows a good diet etc. lets face it, anyone who indulges in spirits, tobacco and processed foods is a target for any number of illnesses...which probably means the majority of the human race unless you are solely organic. As someone stated before, smallpox and polio have been practically eradicated because of vaccines. Are there no merit in the current available vaccines? What has changed? As far as pharmaceuticals go, why aren't people all over the thread concerning Ed medication, or birth control meds? I stand by my flu shot as in all of the years I have taken it i have never even had so much as a sniffle. Perhaps it is my good health and the way I go about keeping myself that way or perhaps it's because I have a bit of faith in my long term health provider. While I appreciate it, I am more interested in success stories than conspiracy theories. :)

Wow.. Another very misinformed opinion. re: cancer. Wrong.. that's your opinion. Not fact. Also not a well backed up fact. re: vaccine manufacturers and accountability. http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/02/22/us-pharma-vaccines-lawsuit-idUSTRE71L41420110222 (The Supreme Court ruled that federal law shields vaccine makers from product-liability lawsuits in state court seeking damages for a child's injuries or death from a vaccine's side effects.) Using a comparison of herbal or homeopathic remedies.. we'd all be strung up and burned were we getting away with the same types of things. and something re: the flu studies.. one major flaw. They lump pneumonia and flu together with deaths. I personally don't know one person who has died of the flu.. but I know several who have of cancer. There are many deaths due to pneumonia.. not all are caused by the flu. Vaccine studies are extremely flawed in many many ways.. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19837123 (Interindividual variations in the efficacy and toxicity of vaccines.) http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1505512/ (Pertussis immunization and serious acute neurological illness in children.) Please provide these It's not possible. Each year there are 3 best guesses made.. and more than one manufacturer for the vaccine.. EVERY YEAR we are guinea pigs! I don't know where you get the information that echinacea is a scam.. but first of all.. it's a herb. Echinacea along with 1000's of other plants have many medicinal purposes. That's fact. Not theory. BUT It's not a homeopathic. Homeopathy has tons of back-up research as does echinacea never mind tons of other great herbs. In point of fact many drugs are and were formulated from herbs. Aspirin, Digitalis to be two well known examples.. but a herb of great mention that has long been maligned is Marijuana. Mercola is very reputable. also.. what the heck is wrong with bias. You have yours. I have mine. We all do! For each article he posts.. you can go to the bottom of the page. Click on + sources and references. Here's todays for instance Analysis Finds Flu Vaccine Efficacy Lacking, as Flu Vaccines are Suspended Across Europe and Canada http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2012/11/06/flu-vaccine-efficacy.aspx#_edn15 and here is the list [--][--][--][--][--][--][--][--][--][--][--][--][--][--][--][--][--]1 MedicineNet.com October 26, 2012 [--]2 The Lancet Infectious Diseases 2012 Jan;12(1):36-44 [--]3 WFMY News2 October 16, 2012 [--]4 New York Times May 8, 2009 [--]5 Annals of Medicine 2007;39(5):392-9 [--]6 Reuters October 17, 2012 [--]7 Reuters October 24, 2012 [--]8 Wall Street Journal October 25, 2012 [--]9 Reuters October 25, 2012 [--]10 The Inquisitr October 27, 2012 [--]11 CBC News October 27, 2012 [--]12 See ref 8 [--]13 Vaccine 2011 Nov 8;29(48):8982-7 [--]14 The Journal of Neuroscience, 3 October 2007, 27(40): 10695-10702 [--]15 See ref 14 [--]16 Infectious Diseases in Children October 24, 2012 As for homeopathy being held to a standard.. or acupuncture or chiropractic etc etc.. I recall one death of a person (I believe it was a few hrs) post chiropractic treatment. It was all over the mainstream news. Meanwhile.. the side-effects and deaths over the pharmaceutical industry have strong attempts to be hidden from the general media. BTW.. a homeopathic remedy cost about $7 - not a huge money making venture..and I can tell you of countless cases where I personally have saved patients quality of life.. from my own grandmothers shingles (My mistake on small pox.. chickenpox is what causes shingles and she's passed now so I can't ask her what vaccine(s) caused her blindness as a child) In her case shingles (modern medicine caused it and couldn't heal it) being a much more minor side effect than blindness which I could do nothing about as she had prosthetic eyeballs. > to a severely arthritic man who was put on a life-threatening anti-malarial drug by a well reknowned rheumetologist in Toronto (he got off the meds and one homeopathic made him able to run never mind walk).. > to a woman with severe migraines who was on 30 codeine pills every day..(followup to a major car accident 20 yrs prior) >to another woman with severe endometriosis (claims I saved her marriage) I understand there's a common misconception that herbal medicine and homeopathic are the same thing but they are like night and day. Homeopathic hospitals are very common in other countries. Here.. nope! We rely on the almighty drug corporations. Keeping in mind I had those patients during a mere 6 month residency prior to being arrested for the job I now have. Comparing a childs death from post-vaccination.. and there are several.. not just one.. to a car getting into an accident is purely callous. Anyway.. I'm likely done with this thread. It saddens me a great deal that there's such a rift over this stuff. But it is representative of the general population whether it be this or politics or what not.. BUT if one person listens to this and looks further into it I feel it's worth it. for anyone interested.. I found this site interesting.. here's a history of the flu vaccine. additional comments: Bringing back the autism/vaccine issue.. CDC Autism and Vaccine Researcher Indicted for Fraud http://healthimpactnews.com/2011/cdc-autism-and-vaccine-researcher-indicted-for-fraud/ I realize the links in this case are dead once again.. sites move things. So I searched my own.. see below http://www.justice.gov/usao/gan/press/2011/04-13-11.html

I am sure the Gentlemen on this board will be a good help to you. But here are a few thoughts.... Best to have a phone that you use only for the hobby. IE pre paid phone...Keep it somewhere like at work. Use this phone to make your bookings and confirmation. Always bring your own soap to your session. Whatever scent you use normally. This way you can shower and wash any other scents off of you. DONT STOP having sex with your SO, this is a dead give away. A separate play account may be good, if your SO likes to watch your account closely. Be mindful of what you can afford.. This is not a hobby for all. For some it can save a marriage, whereas it can relive some tensions from your sex life. Gives you fulfillment where you need it, allows you to do something special just for yourself. But if you are feeling real guilty and carry that around with you, she may pick up on that too. Women are great at reading your thoughts and actions...women's intuition. So be sure if you try it, then decide it is what you need, then be sure to play safe and smart. You probably have next to no chance of getting caught your first visit. But if you make it a hobby, then be sure your happy with it, and that it is helping you and not hindering you. Dont stop being a husband to your SO. Best luck, enjoy yourself, and play safe!

No, I dont think I would tell my dad that! I think you could learn how to be a bit more sensitive. It is not just him I have heard this complaint from, so I was asking if there was something to this issue. I suppose for some they dont see an issue and others do. It is a touchy subject, perhaps one that could use some understanding and sensitivity!

- I never considered frequent ad posting or shout outs a quantity booking thing but more of a smart marketing idea and also a timing thing...I know very well many of you gals are studying hard ;) or have jobs. For me your frequent posts and shout outs tell me more about you and your personalities and what you like ... this = me wanting you that much more :) - High volume doesn't concern me in the slightest.... I just don't want to meet the next guy at the door. - SEX IN PERSONAL LIFE !! That exists ??? ha ha My assumption Nat ! - by the way you post and shout out you are an intelligent, remarkable, sexy, frisky and energetic young lady that I would luv luv luv to spend time with.....and I don't care who and how many you were with before me. It's all about you and me when we are together.

I hope the pistol was not larger than .22 caliber, or poor Joseph must now have a penis in pieces.