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I was surprised to discover that there was no CERB social group dedicated to the fine art of Oral Pleasure! :icon_surprised: This is a travesty of course... So I created one for my fellow Oral Enthusiasts to come together to share discussions, pictures, links, techniques and recommendations. :D http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/group.php?groupid=167 I made it a private group (invite only) so that we can be as naughty as we like and also share x-rated pictures too! ;) You can post here, or PM me if you would like an invite!! :D

I had breakfast with my mother and youngest sister, then on the drive to drop my mother at home, I finally told her what I do for a living (I don't see her often, which was the only real reason I hadn't done so before now). I swear she couldn't have cared less, her reaction was more like my sisters, one of 'Well THAT makes sense', lol! After dropping her off I stopped in and saw my two other sisters, nephews, and very-soon-to-be new niece or nephew (due in 8 days!), then I drove home (SO MUCH DRIVING), and snuggled the crap out of my feline family. All in all, a pretty awesome day.

Dad decided to fly back to Florida, after deciding to stay in Canada. When he got back down to Florida we (my brother and I) were told he doesn't have the most treatable form of leukemia, it is far more serious. And the cancer has spread to his lungs and bones. He wouldn't tell us how long he has left, but said he is staying in Florida till the spring. And he wants us to see him. So today running down to Whitby to the passport office to get my passport. But because they lost my Certificate of Registration of Birth Abroad (I was born overseas) when I applied for a passport a few years ago, I need to apply for a citizenship card (yes I'm Canadian) So this weekend fill out the forms and documentation, send to CIC, proof of applying plus proof of travel (plane tickets) and Passport Canada will expedite a passport for me. But another trip to Whitby Monday This December has sucked, so far no improvement At least this community and a few special ladies I have been in touch with and have been in touch with me help brighten things and take my mind off matters at hand, even for a little while RG

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It was a nice sunny day. Decided to go to Barefax. It was nothing like my previous two visits. The place was quiet. No sign of Tamika, or Kitty or Diabla. About 10 dancers (mostly not in more desire age range or pale) and 15 customers. I stayed for half hour and got out heading to Pigale (it was too nice to head home).

They can use all the excuses in the book, valid or not but in the end there is no way to force anyone to pay a cancellation fee. When I visited the Maritimes last June, I had 3 cancellations from cerb memebers, one who I obtained a reference for, who promised to send me a cancellation fee and never did. The other two never bothered even acknowledging me. So if I ever travel there again, they will definitely be on my do not see list. The next time I will probably ask for deposits in order to avoid this. However I don't generally like asking for deposits for the simple reason that if something goes wrong with my plans, then I am obligated to return the deposit, and there are limited ways to do this anonymously. In the end, unfortunately whether we like it or not, it's just part of doing business.

My plate is going to be ILK BBBJ.

In honour of Cato's obsession of the day....Erika Knight

And Erika Knight, Obsession of the Day :) And ???

New Years Resolutions!!!! This subject always makes me laugh!

Oh god... The Celion Dion Titanic theme song is not sexy. And "I will always love you" is a funeral song that makes me want to kill myself. Who are these weirdos they surveyed? Virgins, likely. Here is some real sexy music: ...credit to a sexy fellow CERB member for the music reco here. ;) Hawt.

I headed over to Pigs late last night looking for some time with Lola. I had a couple of drinks and waited to spot her, and there she is sitting at a table! I see her get up so I make my move, there she is right in front of me, wow does she look great, but in her street clothes. Dam, I got there too late. Gave me a nice long hug and a kiss, "Next time for sure" she said! Oh well at least now she knows I am interested.

Bonsoir messieurs hope everyone had a wonderful christmas and you all came back home safe. New year is coming... Also are new goals and new projects ;) After many years in the business, I will have to leave all of you behind and turned all of those good times into memories... I wanna say a special thanks to Angel`s touch owners and all the staff for having me in their team. I had an AWESOMEEEE time and many friendship have been built. And also a special thanks to YOU for your loyalty and for this special bond you made me your dirty little secret for so many years. Tomorrow from 10am til 3pm (bentley ave) and Saturday from 9am til 3pm (bells corner) I will make all your fantaisies come true... Ill be your best memory, Your wet dream ;) your fantasme, Your GFE MA I can be reached at 613-297-8984 613-274-7073 Do not miss out.... last chance to meet me ;) !!specials this week!! 60$ indoor fee (ill keep on my sexy outfit) 80$ indoor fee ( ill take off half of it ;) 100$ (only my skin) get twice the fun in the hour reversed massage tease shower together toys bodyslides lfk gfe experience and so much more

Calling a store to make sure they have your item in stock (coz I hate stupid shopping) then dragging your ass across town for two hours only to find out, no that douchenozzle did NOT put your item aside for you, and now they are out of stock. Derrp. Good thread!

I have a list of sexy clients as long as my arm but none of them would want to be listed here. They pay for my service which is based on discretion at all times. They know who they ;) are and don't need a shout out... cat

Merry christmas (and happy holidays to our "non christmas" celebrating members) and happy new years. We survived 20121221 as i suspected we would but then again the server did die on us! Lets hope that was the last of the 2012 problems! Hope you all have a safe and fun holiday. Very best wishes to all.... I think this was the best year with cerb for me and i owe that to the council members, the other moderator and all the great members.

I recommend a # of song check after three or four songs to prevent any confusion or misunderstanding. If your like me, I lose count when I get lost in the moment. Ultimately, if you can do it, I feel it is best to agree on a charge for 30 mins or agree on an hourly charge at around 300 $. Still a good deal at 60 mins divided by 4 mins per song as many songs are just over 3 minutes. This way you can enjoy quality time and some shenanigans for an hour without the trouble of counting. Sometimes I prefer a bit of cuddling in leu of a song....:)

Da te o da me? ( Your place or mine?lol) Translation....Yabut is the King of DATY! He deserves an award. I'm sure many ladies can attest to this. Hehehe. Okay, I'll stop now. I'm being too naughty!

Saw a "GET LOST" today. Trying to decide if the owner was antisocial or an big fan of camping in the bush.

#5 is a REALLY good tip. I do not understand the desire to mimic a penis with the tongue. It can't, and usually the side effect of that manouever, is bam bam bam teeth teeth teeth jab jab jab. Teeth digging into soft flesh is not really arousing. #6 is a really good tip. One reason to not do this is typically it is done way too much, almost tearing the skin. And my take is that a clitoris that is that covered wants to stay that covered, and not exposed at all. #8, proceed with care on that move. If you did that to some women, you'd get kneed in the eye. There really is nothing worse than the sensation of fingernails scraping and scratching internally.