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I love to play with myself when I'm with a man. Nothing gets me hotter than having a stiff cock next to me. I love to play with my vibrator while the man is jerking off in front of me. Nothing yummier than mutual masturbation.

It is after 12 now so I'd like to make the lovely Nathalie my Goddess of this day. I was fortunate enough to spend some time with her at a party late last year and her outer beauty was only overshadowed by the perfection within.

Finding out that an amazing person passed away while I was on holiday :(

I think about it ...A LOT! Sometimes a gracious, righteous masturbation it isn't very convenient. For example, when I'm shoveling snow, cooking bacon, talking with the next door neighbour, swimming, taking the dog for a walk. You get the idea. Now, if anyone can tell me how to do any of the above while juggling a chubby, I'm all ears. For now, maybe a few expressions will do: -- glaze a knuckle -- pushing the envelope -- knob polish -- Charming the one-eyed snake -- Playing tug-of-war with Cyclops -- shaking hands with my wife's best friend -- Choke the chicken -- Charming the lizard -- Practice one hand drumming -- Beat the puke out of a penisaurus -- Bash the bishop -- boxing the bald headed champ -- Tantalizing the turkey -- Taming the shrew -- Bopping the baloney -- Abusing the wicked stick -- Adjusting the antenna -- Aiding and abetting a known felon -- Applying the hand brake -- Arguing with Henry Longfellow -- Arm-wrestle with your one-eyed vessel -- Badgering the witness -- Basting the ham -- Be your own best friend -- Beat the bishop -- Beat the bologna Beat the dummy Beat the meat Beat the pud Beat the stick Beat up your date (comment: hmmm, seems to be a lot beating goin on here) Beef tips stroking off Bleed the weed Blow your own horn Bludgeon the beefsteak Bop the bonzo Box the Jesuit Box with Richard Brushing up on your typing skills Buff the banana Bugger your hand Building upper-body strength Burp the baby Burp the worm Butter the corn Calling down for more mayo Calling in the secret service Caning the vandal Caulking the cracks in the bathroom tile Charm the snake HOLY CRap - it goes on and on! I didn't make this stuff up. I've only got up to "C" in the alphabet. There's actual websites dedicated to this stuff! And that's only for the guys.

So, it's time to resurrect this thread. And who better to kick it off again with than someone who has also not been around here that much of late, but who was very much missed while she was away and has recently returned? I refer, of course to the incomparable Samantha Evans. I've never had the privilege of meeting her (it's a long way to Vancouver), but I'm sure I'm not the only one who benefits enormously from her insights into whatever we may be discussing at the time, or appreciates the eloquence with which she delivers them. It's good to have you back, Samantha!

We are testing our a new text ad system on localescorts.ca (this is just a test phase and we are only promoting this here on cerb at this time until we work out the bugs and the development team finishes all the backed system) At this time the ads are FREE and are AUTOMATICALLY posted for everyone with a profile ad (4 times a day) and anyone without a profile ad can make them too for free but must manually make the ad each time (at this time). Direct Link: http://www.localescorts.ca/textads/ALL/home.html We would love any feedback from both the ladies and the men on how you would like to see the system improved. It is very basic right now (3 photos max) but we will be improving on it and promoting it in the future.

Technically, it's yesterday's highlight but I took about 100 pics last night for my new photo albums and spent the last few hours choosing which ones. Very sexy!

There's a term for anyone who claims not to masturbate.... LIAR, lol everyone does it ! Great group :)

I have always loved a hairy chest, it's sexy. But so is smooth. It depends on the man. Quite honestly a hairy man can be as sexy as a smooth man and vise versa. A man becomes attractive to me after I meet him and talk to him. No particular look or attribute will turn me on as much as his mannerisms, personality and sex appeal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ36S3d1CaU

Well I took the plunge and had a 30 minute session with Katherine this morning, you guys were right, thanks! What a fantastic lady, amazing conversationalist and offered me some invaluable insight/advice for my new found hobby!

I have seen a few of a girls at EB/TO, and all I can say is that even though I always leave there "released" there only a few capable of having me crave for more. Shayla is one of them, she is petite, young, stunningly beautiful. The rules at EB do restrict what we are and are not allowed to do, but suffice it to say that this young lady even within those rules gives you an amazing time! From the moment she walks in and you see her face, her gentle laugh when she's with you, her sensual touch all over you, and when she helps you release it's, it's, it's . . . absolutely amazing! I have seen her a few times, and it's really nice to have a safe environment with this kind of prize to go to. All I can add is if she ever goes indy, I sure hope I find out about it!! Cause, I'd be at the front of the line. She did say she has a friend that is an indy, I hope she reads this and passes it on to her. This is one of those reviews that I struggle to write cause now she will get so busy, I will have a harder time getting to see her, but at the same time, she is SOOOOOOOO worth it.:motion::motion::motion:

These scents are said to be attactive to men and cause arousal what scents do it for you? Jasmine-when combined with a rose scent is said to be very alluring to men Franincense-can be used to raise your lover's spirits, and also to calm their nerves. Patchouli-this scent is said to be reminiscent of the sixties. It is said to help a man relax and become aroused. Ylang-Ylang--is a potent and long lasting aphrodisiac used to ignite passion and also to sooth and relax. Musk-women are 1000 times more sensitive to this scent and find it very sensual. Men may not notice this scent. Cinnamon-studies show that it increases blood flow ro the male genitals. Vanilla-for mature men, vanilla was the most sexually arousing scent Lavender-has been associated with sexuality throughtout history. In todays world, it is customary to place lavender under the pillow of newlyweds to encourage passion. -others scents that are said to increase blood flow to the penis are: doughnuts, cola, pumpkinpie, liquorice, oriental spice.

I know some of this has been covered here already, and I just posted this to the other board also, but I thought it could be a useful reminder here too. Knowledge is power (and health!) :) ______________ As part of some New Years resolutions, some people are thinking about their health and taking it more seriously. Well, sexual health is a very important part of that, and something that should be taken seriously all year round :) Getting tested is very important for hobbyists too! Many of the most common STI's (particularly in men) have no symptoms!! Treatment for the most common STI's is usually quite simple and effective, often with one dose of antibiotic. Left untreated can lead to serious complications. The Ottawa Sexual Health Centre is THE BEST place to go for this because this is their area of speciality and they will order all the proper testing. You need: urine samples, blood tests and throat swabs to be given a complete sexual bill of health. The Sexual Health Centre's testing is anonymous, you don't have to give your real name, and you do not need to provide a health card. There are different ways to get your results, but generally you give a phone number and if they don't call you, your tests have not shown any problems. (No news is good news!) The Sexual Health Centre has more than one location, as they offer satellite clinics throughout the city on various days of the week. Locations and hours here: http://ottawa.ca/en/residents/public...-health-centre For example, I always go to the Barrhaven clinic, I get there right when they open at 2:30, and I have never had to wait more than 10 minutes to see the nurse. If you are worried about discretion this is perfect, because they host the clinic within another regular Health Clinic (so you could be there for any number of things). To make it eve more discreet, you can go to a location in a different part of the city than where you live/work. The nurses at these clinics are very friendly, non-judgemental, knowledgeable on sexual health, and are happy to answer any questions you may have. I recommend the Ottawa Sexual Health Clinic above a regular health clinic or your family doctor, because they know all the exact testing you need and specialize in this area. For your own sake, and the benefit of the Escort/Hobbyist community, Please get tested regularly! :biggrin: Thank you!

I'm a fairly optimistic person but I find it a challenge to spend a lot of time with someone who is always negative and never wants to see anything good. I have a couple of people who struggle with the negativity demon but are very open and willing to readjust their perspective once the good in life is pointed out and that makes their company worthwhile. I can find the silver lining in any situation and I love to see someone make that shift and see the light when I can. There are only 4 people in the world who know which of my buttons to push in the right order to foul my mood and I simply chose not to have contact with any of them because they are all lifetime members of the "Fuck Peoples Lives Up On Purpose" club. Everyone else I encounter I can manage my state and keep the positive flowing. My time and life is way to precious to focus on negative thoughts and attitudes eminating from others... cat

Favorite scent--Patchouli as it kindles memories of many van rides to concerts. Doughnuts are the favorite scent of my penis, specially the doughnut holes. Sex scents- If it smells like cologne, leave it alone. If it smells like fish it's a tasty dish.(ancient proverb) LOL

If anyone around me is in a shitty mood and it tends to affect me too so if it's someone I care about, I will try to give advice or just let them vent but if it's a jow blow that is being pessemistic or someone I don't really know, I'm outta there.

Canal finally opened today. Skated for the first time in 2 years!

I have received good feedback (well and some other incentives) on the mild scent of this body wash: Softsoap Juicy Pomagranate and Mango Infusion. Available at discerning spas (Costco)

Happy Friday... What a wonderful day it is .., and there is 2 things to celebrate.. Not only is Friday but is also My Bday... Would u want to come and help me have a great time and celebrate in my bday suite???? I am PassionVitto also know as Vitto or Victoria, I am 100% latin passion, my hands and body wil make you melt.. I offer amazing massage sessions, filled with Sweetness, Sensuality, Erotism, off course like my name says it Passion and much more!!! Today I am available at the west end location (Luna- carling near pinecrest) from 9-6!! Only day of the week west... Come and check out my tan lines and inspect them from upclose... And like every Friday the hottest duo massage is ready to rock your world! Tomorrow Saturday 10-4 at VIP- south location (bank and altavista) by appt Here is what other say about me... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=V&t=69954 To book txt only 8195130877 call/txt 6132610054 ask for Victoria email [email protected] or pm meet me in chat room :smile: xoxo

I'll be there! and its two days before my birthday! ;)

The scent of a bbq'd porterhouse steak gets my juices flowing. Posted via Mobile Device

It appears as if I will be there with my dancing shoes on. :)

Lola Showgirl

Condoms :D

Trench coat :D

I am kinda thinkin Lola Avec Moi. Not sure if this is the prefered pronounciation but it sure sounds like Moi to me. :-) Sorry for my bad french, I am Dinglish. lol

No disrespect my love just friendly banter :) Just thinking that with all of the potential possibilities for a last name that something unique and not yet seen would be awesome.

While Devine is fine my dear Phantom, it has been used. Seductive but unique is essential!

Hell yes... I'd love to be in a group consisting of the finer sex masturbating, I'm in. Post pics if you wish, hmm?

Love doing and watching! So, the question IS....who doesn't?

horny horny horny horny horny horny No one in sight. Don't want to masturbate I should be call NiMalika Falls right now

I had the pleasure of meeting Jade recently. She's sensous, elegant, and smart, and knows how to please. I'll be posting a reco.

You being from Montreal and probably french how about Lola L'amour?

My first ever flight on Porter Airlines.

Glad to hear the stranded sailors get to go home now. They'll finally get to see their families:icon_biggrin:.

If regular powdered Maca doesn't work for you, or upsets your digestive system (i.e. excessive bloating), try the gelatinized version.

If you have specifically asked and directly spoken to a woman who agrees to wear them.. I find it ridiculous that she isn't then wearing them! I will wear only upon request.. because as Cat says.. when I first started escorting it was 'required' uniform at the agency I worked for.. and then I too found guys really mostly didn't care unless they specifically requested. What you might do.. when you've requested is just to ensure they are worn.. bring a pair just in case. If she is wearing them you've still got them for a future encounter when a woman is not.

An interesting question! When I arrived in Canada, I had worn stockings every day I worked for the length of my career. After 6 months here I stopped because my clients didn't seem to notice or care and the investment is enormous. I was spending about $50/week on them and it had no return it seemed so why invest over $2000 a year on it? I still have a drawer full of them and happily accomodate a guest that requests I wear stocking but I don't wear them on a daily basis. If my guests gave me any indication that they like stockings then I wear them every time we play. I did have a guest who loved them and he would bring me a gift card to the hosiery store on a regular basis. He never left a pair intact that could be reworn so it was a good thing he was aware of the costs involved and offset it by the gift card. That kind of consideration goes a long way to ensuring your provider is willing to accomodate special requests. Back in the day I paid for the clothing, toy and special requests out of my own pocket and it ran approx $1200-1500/month. I have a fairly extensive collection of everything now but if someone has a specific request I recommend they bring it with them or advance funds via E.M.T. and I will shop for their request before the playdate. Sometimes I have invested days (literally 20 or more hours) searching for something very specific and that time is not compensated for so bringing your fancy with you is very much appreciated. Perhaps a visit to your local hosiery store is in order. You can pick out the color you like in a size C which should be wearable for just about everyone and take it with you. Your provider will accomodate and put them on with a smile I'm sure... cat

I love wearing heels. Stockings it's not something that do a lot for me, but I have absolutely no problem with it. I have really muscular legs so sadly nylons aren't make for my body that much and they give me the impression I have chubby legs As you told in your post earlier...you migrated towards the pictures of ladies wearing stocking...because it sell well. If someone ask me the particular request of wearing stockings I will do it, but it,s not something I will do on my own whim. The reason being that these things are really expensive and each time I wear some with a client I get a run in them and well they are useless now. So each time I wear some I am investing x amount of $ in them...and these things are expensive sometime at the end of the day!

Honestly I have read back through this thread and see no one lecturing you. Ladies were offering their advice to you, based on your question to the CERB community. Their advice was based on their experience and as professional companions, and they wished to share their insights with you, that is all. You also stated "I want to believe the initial question was not a set up,..." I saw nowhere in the thread anywhere that could lead anyone to think there was a set up. But if the question about upscale clientele, my question btw you construe as a set up, well it wasn't (and again, I don't see any evidence of a set up in the thread) The image in my mind of upscale clientele is someone rich. My only point is that I would think a lady would much prefer a gentleman as a client. His income is irrelevant, just so long as he can pay the donation. My question was only to know how you define upscale clientele. Nothing more than that RG

disturbing ... http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/article/1314154--gonorrhea-superbug-resistant-to-cefixime-other-antibiotics

I understand that you want to find clients who can pay your rate regularly without complaining about the expense. That is the benefit of "upscale" clients. But what makes this job actually fulfilling and enjoyable are the clients that you click with. They can come from any walk of life. Whether they save up for a couple of months to see you, or throw away a few hundred dollars like a used facial tissue, you will derive your happiness from how they treat you. If you get enough HAPPY clients, your business will do well. Whether they are technically upscale or not. The advice to market yourself as best you can and to screen for clients that will click with you is the best advice you can get. Don't worry at all about upscale. Good clients are good clients. Leave their budgeting up to them. :) If they can pay your rate they are upscale enough for you.

There's been a fair amount of discussion in this thread regarding the obligations a client has in determining an sp's age. The Criminal Code indicates that a client must take "all reasonable steps" to confirm that the sp is of legal age. So what are considered "reasonable steps"? The test the Court would take is what steps would a "reasonable person" take in the circumstances to determine the sp's age? In a trial, these factors would include: 1. How well does the client know the sp; 2. Physical appearance of the sp; 3. Age and appearance of the people with the sp; 4. Age difference between the client and the sp; 5. Demeanour or behaviour of the sp; 6. The time and location of the alleged sexual assault; and 7. Any other relevant times or places the client and sp were in contact. The less familiar the client and sp are with each other, the more steps the client is required to take to determine her age. In addition, the bigger the age difference between the client and sp, the greater the expectation that the client would make more inquiries. In other words, just because she showed you a fake id, that's not enough! That's not a winning defence! Like it or not, the burden is on the adult, not the teenager! So that's the law, but why else would you go the extra mile to determine the age of the sp? Here's my top 5 reasons: 1. You're a decent and good man! 2. You don't want to let a teenager make life altering decisions for you! 3. There are literally thousands of wonderful, gorgeous, sexy, skilled legal sp's in the country that you can meet! 4. You don't want you and your family dragged through a court case as an accused sex offender and place your fate in the hands of a legal process that you don't understand and have no influence over. And finally, the scared shitless reason... 5. You don't want to risk being convicted, becoming a registered sex offender, losing your family and every friend you've ever had and going to prison as a sex offender, where you will be abused by your fellow inmates or isolated for your own protection for the duration of your sentence!!!!

OP, You'd be more likely to find that what you're looking for in Toronto, or NYC. But that's a long way to go just for one hour. My suggestion is to look at websites of escorts in those cities who command those fees, and compare them to the escorts available in your location to see if there is a very big difference in terms of the standard of physical beauty you have in mind. My guess is if someone took a photo of a woman who matched your description of beauty from each location - with one at $300 per hour and the other at $1,000 per hour, but hid the info from you and only showed you the photos, you wouldn't be able to tell who's the super pricey fancy NYC date, and who's the lady offering her company at the going local rate. Remember a lot of what you see in photos has a lot to do with lighting, camera angles, and background setting. It's not hard to create an luxuious "money shot" in a photo, then slap a high sticker price on the model's time. Something to consider anyway. Have fun, whatever you decide.

Sierra gets my vote!

I couldn't help but notice that someone hasn't been mentioned on this thread for far too long. That someone is, of course, the inimitable SMQ! I'm sure this board would be much the poorer without her unique brand of spectacular lunacy (of which I thoroughly approve, if that's of any relevance) and her ability to cut the crap and say what she thinks in her own remarkable style. So, a big tip o' the hat to our resident sexual superhero, and more power to your elbow, and all of that. But no, I'm still not going to dunk my balls in Neet. Sorry.