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There are a couple of things to think about, my first piece of advice you already know, that it isn't life or death issue, and possibly it just really doesn't matter that much. If you made it less about 2nd shots, and try to space out and prolong the first one, you will relax more. One thing I tell some callers is that the session isn't actually cheaper with more shots, it isn't like 150 is 150 for one, and 75 each for 2 sogs lol. Plus more effort and energy and disappointment can occur and frustration if the session is designed to allow for 2 shots, but there is no 2nd, but in the meantime the first one was over in the first 15 minutes, the 2nd one didn't happen but 30 minutes are spent frantically trying to make it work. Seems counterproductive. But the tips I have are the first one is done right away, within or less than 10 minutes. This maximizes your recovery time. There should be a rest period, like massage or foreplay activity, no real attempt to get hard, just recovery. Then when there is direct contact, keep it to hand work only, without condom for a while, then on with the condom, which should include warming lubricant inside the condom to add more sensation for you. Avoid laying on your back on the 2nd sog, get upright, doggy or standing. Then finally, think outside the box. With condom on and in full service, chances are a 2nd sog feels like it isn't going to happen. So switch, to a hj, uncovered, and you should be standing or upright. I suppose if she does bbbjs, then stick with that. In the standing position, and without condom, this is the way to find out if the 2nd sog will happen at all. And keep note of the time, be the one to pack it in, don't make her have to say it. Acknowledge a valient effort was made, but it is time to say not today. And repeat. You've seen 5 different sps, but can do this with an SO. Doing it with the SO means you can do it when you know the person, so repeat with one a few times, then try the 2nd sog. Don't do it or expect it on the first visit, or the 2nd, stick with shorter sessions if you can, then one day opt for the hour and try it out.

I would not assume that all attractive "upscale" women are SPs.

I wish I could say that it get's easier... but that would be flippant. The truth is, we are all humans and when you spend any significant amount of time with ANYONE, be they a provider, a friend, your favourite server at a restaurant, or whomever - when that bond gets broken by change, it hurts. It's not unnatural - it's love. I am not speaking of the romantic kind of love that tears at your soul, I am talking of the love that we feel for those important to us. It's too great to be called a fondness, you can't just say that you "like" them; they are way too important to you for such trivial terms. To not harbour some degree of sadness would be far more worrisome than what you are feeling now. My own experience with this is very similar. My first "regular" provider in this city and I struck such a bond that at times it almost felt like a vanilla world relationship. She has been in and out of the business for a few years now, and we do see each other from time to time, but it does hurt that she is not around. I understand that she is moving on, and a big part of me is thankful that she has found other things in her life to fulfill her ultimate desires for happiness. It was because of her that I found CERB. She still haunts memories but now when I think of her, I smile. By leaving, she gave me the opportunity to explore new avenues, to foster new relationships and to experience so much more... now I have a far wider circle of "love" and I have her to thank for that. I miss her. I miss her sound, her taste and her touch. I miss the way she used to make me feel... but she has given me two great gifts and those in no small measure are compensation. I have the memory of my time with her; it sits on a shelf in my mind that is easily accessible. She also gave me the opportunity to share of myself with others - here - and for that I am more than grateful. My advice? Don't forget her but let yourself try to move on. Find someone that will help start a new memory shelf. There are so many beautiful women on here that can and will ease your pain, I am sure that any number of them would be willing to give it a shot.

Man oh man do i love a woman in heels in or out of bed. In fact it is a bit of a Tumblr addiction right now...... So fir me i do not like the high platform stripper shoes....in fact they are a downer for me. Simple stilleto style. FMP fuck me pumps....perkaboo style toes are incredible Strappy sandle typor even the simple mule.....but the mule does not stay on the ladies foot well when changing positions. With or without stockings a sexy piece of footwear is s must. Boots cover up the sexy calf to much. Wedges seem to clunky Flats and maryjanes are slso a downer for the antler I like the leg to be amplified.....it looks freaking great! Posted via Mobile Device

Here we go again, the perennial question of RMT's that give extras. As has been said repeatedly on this board: No RMT would risk their license or designation by giving happy endings. Not to say that it never happened, but it would be so far on the down-low that the parties involved would not talk about it. On top of that, nobody with an ounce of common sense would post the RMT's name or share it on a board like this one. There are some spas that have "other designations" other than RMT, like "ortho-therapy" etc, that may be accepted by some insurance plans, and where you may find a happy ending. But good luck if the insurance company ever found out, unless you like being charged with fraud. But then maybe the thought of those prison showers is one of your fantasies.

I couldn't have said it better myself. It's really beautiful that you were able to connect with someone like that, regardless of whether it happened in the context of sex work or not. It's great that you're supportive of what she wants and I'm certain that in her own way she appreciates the times you've spent together. When I (semi)retired in October 2011, I wasn't sure whether I would come back and I definitely mourned some of the relationships I had maintained while working as an escort. It was definitely hard and the decision to take a break wasn't easy. It was amazing to come back and reconnect with both new and old lovers. As IrishWhiskey mentioned, perhaps she will be back!

What's that saying? "...a time and a season for all things...". The depth of feeling you have about the companion you've lost is a perfect indicator of how fortunate you were for the experience in the first place, and to have had her company for the time that you did. That's one of those things in life; early on it keeps giving you new things and experiences, but over time you're forced to deal with the feelings when something, often completely out of our control, takes them away. It's always a hard transition, but I find that grief eventually gives way to that second sentiment of appreciation. And while it's common to feel like a lost partner was The One, that's not true... what you've really learned is that such experiences are possible for you, and while there's still time you should look for them again. Don't forget anything; that's never the point. Let your memories of what's possible motivate you into moving forward. I always hated it when people would make these kind of statements when I was in the midst of grief; it sounds so trite and almost like it's trying to trivialize the loss or the person I missed. But not so. Really it's just an assurance that you've had a wonderful human experience, and it's worth searching for again. You can absolutely recapture that feeling with someone new. But you need to put in some work to get there. That's one of life's great adventures. So you're Columbus and you discovered the Bahamas? Awesome! But now that's behind you, time for another voyage. Cuba and the Americas are waiting. I guess my only practical advice is: time. And to not stop trying with new people. And try not to let the shadow of your old experiences get in the way of appreciating the new ones while they're happening.

While I believe that everyone has the right to religious freedom, I don't believe it gives them the right to ring my doorbell whenever they feel like it! Not only ring it once but three times and when I don't answer, leaving leaflets on my step. If I had the inclination to join their church, I know where to find it.

My dear, you may want to keep this information private and not post it on a public forum where everyone can read it. Most people on here are nice and only have good intentions, but you never know what can happen

Arriving in a city and for once there is NOT a snow storm going on...Best travel day in ages....

Saw a news item on MSN about some celebrity planning on eating her placenta after she gives birth. Now, I gotta tell you, when I first heard about this practice when I was a youngling in the 80s, I was...I was...for lack of a better expression: amazed and outraged at the concept (and that's putting it mildly!). I understand the placenta contains nutrients that are beneficial to the birth mother (of whatever species). Hucking the thing down is supposed help in birth recovery. Horses, cattle, sheep, goats - they all got a thing on for the placenta. Label me as you will. Even after some 30 years later, I'm still left struggling with how to understand why anyone human could, or willingly would y'know...gag it down! You will have to pardon my total lack of understanding. Know any good recipes? I'm struggling with this. Ouch.

My wife would fit that description and she's an accountant...and at 3 bills an hour...that would be cheap!

I'm half purple what does that make me?

I'm attracted to the woman's breasts size. Just kidding! I love to have something in common with the lady I see and her hair color just adds to the fantasy. I have no real preference on her hair color or body size(short or tall), I love variety, that is plain and simple.

Makes me wish i was a female SP at times Posted via Mobile Device

I love shoes and boots but scrappy sandals are my fave.....lets go warm weather!

Hair colour means little to me when compared to the whole package. That being said, certain hair colour does make a difference when matched properly with the haircut and skin tone colour!!

That is one of the reasons why I like longer sessions, two hours or more. Also depending on your age you may want to try Viagra or Calais or one of the similar drugs. Discuss with a doctor.

I did a google image search the first day she posted an ad. All 3 were sourced from somewhere else. One was a known actress, the other was from a "Be thin" blog (won't even touch that one) and I forget where the other one was from. Best to stay away. Has anyone seen Annabelle who posts on BP for Moncton?

Texter: Are you available NOW? Me: No, but I can be in an hour if you'd like to book now. Texter: No reponse... Texter (An hour later).. Are you available now? Arrgggg!!!!

Getting included in a special event!!

Not living strongly and boldly enough.

I certainly am very happy for her, and I wish her nothing but the best in her new life.

Darlign gloryhole, I am truly sorry for your loss. I worked as a grief recovery facilitator for 13 years and I don't think you are ready for an intimate encounter at this point. I gently suggest you take a peek at The Grief Recovery Institute. They are leaders at helping people move thru loss and it's important that you address the situation head on. There are programs across the country and their handbook The Grief Recovery Handbook that you can pick up at any book store. Here is the website... http://www.grief.net/ I wish you all the best, please know there is a path forward... cat

I'm sure there are many more but FYI 2 recent bait and switch experiences in Moncton. Blonde Bombshell and Blonde Barbii Doll. Both are nothing like the pictures and if you saw them you would know why they post fake ones.

This post is intended to gently educate those who contact me and after getting rates and info say " that much just for HJ?" NO IT IS NOT THE RATE FOR HJ, my sessions are full treatments that are skilled and for the whole duration of the time spent. You are booking the whole experience, no just what happens in the last 20 min! If you come in, and only have the end on your mind, you are going to miss the point:( The point being, time and place to feel pampered, aroused and to inspire the touch sensation that one may crave whilst not having to "go all the way". Just as when you are booking a GFE encounter, you are going to experience the many different hosting activities, including companionship, attention, sensuality, her personality and entertainment. NOT what happens only in the sac! It is about the whole experience from beginning to end. I hope that this helps you to understand, as it is disheartening for me to hear" that much JUST for HJ?" As it discredits the hard work, education and skill involved with this type of service:( Perhaps if you try it, you will see it much much more than JUST a HJ;)

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I am attracted to women with dark hair...darker than mine no matter the hue. This is not a rule, as the whole package is more important. My sexiest partner's dyed hair colour is close to my natural ( I could simply devour her and keep her locked up just for me lol) I was born a redhead who quickly turned to blond. I try every once and awhile to convert back, but after a few days, the blond comes thru. Guess I should embrace it!

All this talk of bacon makes me want... http://youtu.be/TrcT7sseLZI

Fucking fabulous, and unique in your very own way. ;) Hair color? I like staring into a lady's eyes, then the deep kiss, I soon forget what color hair she has. For me it is the entire package,with the amazing personality of the lady. :)

Mr Dressup.. ( I met him in person when I was like 4 or 5.lol. He was on some kind of across Canada tour at the time.) That Friendly Giant used to creep me out with that chicken he used to talk to who would always be hanging up in that potato sack.lol. Atlantic ocean or Pacific ocean?

I'm not sure that works. I once shared a place with a couple of riggers and a couple of pilots. The riggers were men's men. I had been complaining about the Jehovah's Witlesses coming by during the day. Well, one day they were home when they came around again. My one roommate, a big hairy beast of a guy, was wearing only a pair of shorts. He dropped them, strode over to the door and whipped it open. They continued their spiel regardless. They didn't even stop when he gave them a propeller. Didn't even slow them down. I'd love to stroll into one of their meetings one day so I can explain why agnosticism is the only rational belief system. I'm sure they'd all be happy to drop whatever they're doing and listen to what I have to say, right? (Sorry, MegForFun! There's nothing more rattling than having someone come to the door during a session.)

I know that I've already posted a review of Nathalie a few months back but I absolutely have to update my review. Everything in my initial review still stands. The only thing I have to add is that this woman, like a good bottle of red wine, just gets better and better over time. I thought the initial time spent with her was amazing but I have been treated to some unfathomable sex ever since, and I don't see any end of it in sight! I don't think I need to say anything more about her body that hasn't been said before. Her new video and pics are entirely accurate and they show off a svelt package with soft curves in all the right places and all natural breasts to die for and a beautiful face to match. If you haven't seen her video, it is a must see. Here's the link: http://lovely-nathalie.com/photos-video/ Ok, so why do I say the sex is getting better? Well, firstly, she is an amazing kisser and anyone whose been in the hobby as long as I have will know that a great session usually starts with a great kiss. If the kiss bombs, the rest of the session is sure to follow suit. That is not going to happen here. Nat loves to kiss and you'd have to be a eunich not to get into it. Once the clothes come off, and that gorgeous body is fully revealed, you can't help but start to devour it. She responds very nicely both to the touch and to the tongue. She is not fully shaved, which for many is a huge turn-on (including me, although I didn't know it!), and you definitely sense that she appreciates you taking the time to tend to her sensual needs as well as your own. After you come up for air, get ready for some very good massage skills on the boys and a skilful BJ with sexy eye contact. This girl knows how to please...in so many ways. Of course, YMMV. By the time you're ready for the main event....you are really ready. She's just great at pulling you in (both mentally and physically). Whether you take her in missionary or doggie or whatever is your preferred position (her body is quite flexible!), the view and the physical sensation is simply AWESOME. This woman knows how to have sex....and then you blow (your mind). I have to say that it is as close to a real girlfriend experience as I have ever found in this hobby. For me, I simply can't get enough of this woman. Thanks Nat...for everything!

I think A fuck me pump/sexy high heel is a key to the experience... Ladies just remember we (I) always want you to leave them on. Many women have said, especially when moving to 69 position "oh let me take these off so I don't kick you with them" let me tell you my prefrerence is LEAVE THEM ON!!! its fucking hot lol! So ladies please remember stockings (with a garter belt) and heels are well worth the time and investment :) DoM ;)

I solved my issue with that a long time ago....... I answered my door in a tiger print banana hamock.....thong.......male butt floss......then as i opened the door i dropped something and bent over to pick it up!....i would have loved to see the look in thier eyes...... I guess i was taken off the "to convert" list Posted via Mobile Device

The world owes a great debt to a visionary automobile engineer from Paris, Louis Réard. Réard was running his mother's lingerie boutique near Les Folies Bergère where he and a designer colleague Jacques Heim came up with something that would define fashion - in fact, I would be so bold to say that without their creation, the age of post war conservatism may have extended for years. Their masterpiece?? The Bikini: So scandalous in its innovation that no "decent" woman would model for them - they had to find a nude dancer, Michele Bernardini, from the Casino de Paris to take the job... and the rest is histoire!!!

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I like RG for his super energy and even-handedness: a great citzen at CERB!

All I want right now is for my restless legs to take a break for five friggen minutes. That and a bacon sandwich.

Best bet is to stick to Cerb ladies who are well reviewed. You get what you pay for in life and a SP is no different.

I had the honor of meeting Carys on two occasions on a recent trip to Ottawa. I agree with the other reviews posted about this delightful young lady. She was very responsive and polite in her e-mails (note ... she does request and check references, which I think is a good thing). I had a flight delay coming into town and contacted her about that, and she was very, very easygoing about the whole thing. Our first visit was for 90 minutes starting with some wine, cheese and fruit. She was good enough to bring the wine (which I reimbursed her for) as my flight was running late and I was worried about the LCBO closing. She is absolutely lovely, with fair skin and a "girl next door" look and figure. Her photos are accurate. She is wonderful to talk to and it was a lot of fun getting to know her. She is passionate, and is a really, really, really great kisser. I'm sure its a YMMV thing, but she definitely seemed to enjoy the physical part of our visit together. Everything is safe, but we really had a lot of unrushed fun together. Our second visit was a little shorter but just as much passionate fun, and simply ... as she states on her website ... very pleasant. My trips to Ottawa have become few and far between, but I wouldn't hesitate to see her again.

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Your going to be the best ever at the one handed condom opening trick by the time that your back in action. :) Sending hugs and well wishes, Kay

Thanks for taking one (or two) for the team!

Today is a great day to enjoy a relaxing yet sensual and steamy massage! I am 5'4, big blue eyes, short dark hair and curvy with tattoos that compliment my body in all the right places!! I will provide you with a sensual massage to get you started. I will follow up with a sexy body slide that will have you wanting more! Satisfying for the eyes and the body!! Then I will let the bubbles lead the trail for my fingers in the shower!! I am here today to heighten you senses today from 3:30pm to 11:00pm at Angel's Touch-613-274-7073 or Private Message. My schedule for this week at Angel's Touch: Mon Mar 4 -3:30PM to 11:00PM Tues Mar 5 -3:30PM to 11:00PM Wed Mar 6 -3:30PM to 11:00PM Thurs Mar 7-3:30PM to 11:00PM

I am afraid of ummmm.... living in a world controlled by sparkly vampires who outlaw bacon, girls who have more than one facial expression and PS3. Other than that I am pretty good with most stuff.

I agree with these sentiments. I may suggest that you try something different, less intense. A massage with a happy ending with someone who does also provide full service, but this massage style session is usually the very best first step. You have to be prepared to want to back out, and full service sessions are a lot of pressure, physically and emotionally if you aren't prepared. I suspect that you are not going to be comfortable with someone on a first visit. The non full service session allows you to reach that comfort after a couple of visits, or you may never be ready, but you will have crossed a barrier in your body and mind thru this touch. I recommend choosing someone who does provide a more relaxed encounter, and who is able to work with you thru a series of encounters rather than a full on assault on a first visit. take care, and thanks for sharing.

Mourning is a difficult thing to go through. Everyone is different and there's no one "right" way to do it. But if it's been more than a year since your wife died, you might consider joining a group for people who have lost a partner. These are often fantastic! You can find out about them by contacting a funeral home, and I'd suggest you do that rather than go through the standard therapist route, at least at first. In many places, they try to bring together people who are close in age, or people who have children so that there's common ground for participants. it really can help a lot to hear how other people are dealing with situations similar to your own. Finding a companion or two can also be a good thing because you don't have to get into a full-blown relationship before you're ready for one (and you're not ready right now). You can have contact, intimacy and a private, one-on-one encounter without repercussions. If you want to see a companion more than once, go for it. If not, no worries. Attending to your physical needs can sometimes make it easier to work through emotional ones. Go easy on yourself!

I agree with you Cristy. These "men" wanted to engage in sexual activities with underage girls. They aren't the victims here, and in fact, if this wasn't a sting but a real BP/CL ad, they would have ended up arranging to have sex with underage girls. The only ones needing to be careful of BP/CL are those "men" who reply to ads for underage girls...and they deserve whatever punishment the law has for them. No sympathy whatsoever for them RG