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As I get older, the more appreciative I have become of honesty and the expressions thereof. That being said, I too would like to reinforce the beauty of that expressiveness, the feel of nerves betraying control, the sound of excitement expressed in a myriad of tonalities. It's like a symphony reaching a crescendo... you feel the pace rather than set it, you sense that something magical is happening and you know that you are no longer just watching or hearing... you are a part of it. You are the conductor... and she is the orchestra and together you have created a masterpiece, if only for that briefest of moments. I love to know that we have done well - for your multiple orgasm is mine as well. I may have just one manifestation physically, but in my mind your body has given me many many more. Never apologize for giving me that gift.

Like Genevieve, I can have one orgasm after another. While orgasms are a sure sign that things are going well, allowing a cool-down is definitely ideal. The quality of the sex really isn't defined by the shear volume of orgasms. I prefer to be given a chance to recover and enjoy the moment after a while, rather than being treated like a wind-up doll. Fortunately, most men seem to intuit when it is the right time to switch things up. And those that do get over-excited have always been polite and understanding when I ask to shift the focus back to them for a bit. ;)

I think all women are capable of mutiple orgasms.., having the right stimulation, parthner and many other factors... Most importantly is up to us ladies to be there not just in body but also in mind!! Be there in mind body and soul.. Enjoying the moment, and forgeting about everything else about out of the space and moment we are sharing with our parthner!

I found this on the other board and found it interesting http://izismile.com/2013/03/08/porn_stars_before_and_after_their_makeup_makeover_93_pics.html

It doesn't happen in the real world, an Old Dog expressing appreciation for a Cat... but frankly we aren't who we say we are and she is one of the most AMAZING women I know. Cat is, without a doubt, the epitome of sensuality. When she speaks, you melt... but not all over. She is brilliant... she knows exactly what to say and when to say it. She has mastered double entendre... she chooses her words to say what she wants and more; she understands that everything can be interpreted in so many ways and ensures that her meaning is taken. She is as sweet as sugar pie, as cool as a cucumber and as sharp as a tack.... but best of all she is one of my dearest friends. I can`t express the feelings that I have for her - she just makes me thankful that she has included me as part of her world. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=4978

If my partner can be multi orgasmic during an encouner so much the better. We are meeting to have an enjoyable time. What better way! No, I do not think that a lady having multiple orgasms is faking. It is simply her body reacting to the caring ministrations of an attentive lover. What is really a turn on is maintaining your partner at an orgasmic plateau level as her body repeatedly spasms and squirts. Delicious! But a word of caution: please allow her to rest from time to time. There is such a thing as too many orgasms as her passionate parts may become too sensitive to stimulation. Once rested, you can then tease her and please her so that she may reach many more orgasms.

Eating the most amazing homemade cabbage soup on Thursday night and discovering that almost instantly the cabbage had taken hold of the digestive system. I believe that hermits become that way because of cabbage soup. It's not that they hate people, it's because they fear if people come near, those people will be asphyxiated and die. Thankfully, the cabbage soup is done and the windows are open.

I saw the ad on cerb for a new cerb provider name Viviane and when I checked her profile I realized that she is my long time fantasy Vivianna with E-H whom in spite of several attempts I never was able to book her outcall as she was incall only. I sent a PM to Viviane here on cerb and did my best to reassure her that I am safe and provided references and she then accepted my invitation to be my guest this Saturday. She will be here until Monday and then she will go back to Montreal where she studies. We conversed for a while so that we get to know each other well and established the emotional attachment and then we both realized it was time for more physical attachments and I also couldn't wait much longer to kiss that sexy body so I invited her to the bedroom. Viviane is a very friendly classy young lady with a very GFE attitude. She was very ressponsive to daty and kissing and it wasn't an act as she was soaking wet in the kitty department. She is sweet (in more ways than one) and I felt like I was back in time a decade and was spending time with a real girlfriend just picked up from Montreal Dome (a popular dance bar in Montreal I used to frequent last decade). A memory refreshing experience you may say. She is a slim young lady with cute face. A true spinner and with relatively tanned skin (naturally she is pale but she is back from a trip to Caribbean) and a very sexy bum. I had a great time and I hope to see her again soon. She will be pale next time :).

I saw the ad for Karma last night and even though I had my weekend guest yesteday already I was very tempted to see this lady as my second guest as the ad was very gratifying and so were the very pale pictures of a new provider by the name of Karma from yoursecretdesire agency (YSD). As for the agency they are not that well known even though they do have quite a few good looking young ladies and have been around for a long while (2 years maybe). A few of their ladies have reviews (including Cassandra by myself) not that many though. The reason maybe they have for their own reasons decided not to be active on review boards. As for Karma she is a tall blue eyed pale blonde with a pair of medium to large size pale firm boobs. Her face was familiar so I asked her if she has ever been a dancer and yes she has. At my popular SC (Barbs). That is where I must have seen her. She is very friendly. Very very polite (she must have said thank you so much to me at least a hundred times). Very sexy kitty (typical of a tall blonde) and sweet too and blue eyes and pale skin though with several tattoos. She is a safe GFE. She does her best to satisfay. She is outcall only for now but may do incalls too if there is enough demand for incalls. For those who love dancers she dances at Barbs and with the same name Karma (please remember the law as we speak not to mention about her new escorting job in a public place like a strip bar). Thank you Karma and YSD for the lovely Sunday afternoon.

Having your heartbroken and then coming home to find all the stuff we had together that meant something to us destroyed. Wtf... Why can we just separate like civilized adults and not immature kids. Shouldn't I be the one that upset and not her? She the one that said it was over. Love sucks!!

I love porn. Absolutely love it. That's why I thought I would share this awesome event happening Toronto. For all of those located in or around Toronto (or for those willing to travel) an opportunity to brush elbows with the stars of these hot, dripping, and sexy films shouldn't be missed! The Eigth Annual Good For Her Feminist Porn Awards are from April 4th-6th this year. The nominees this year are available here. Information about the event is available here. There's also a day of workshops on Saturday during the day for those more academically inclined! Enjoy, Nat

It's been awhile since this thread has had a post, so I'll take this opportunity to honour another CERB Goddess of the Day And that is CristyCurves She writes intelligent posts that contribute to this board and community. She is also passionate about causes, such as treating animals humanely....I enjoy reading what she writes And she is beautiful too. One lady who, should I ever make my way down east I would like to meet Unfortunately I'm on a smartphone or I'd post a link to her profile and post a photo too RG

Sooooo..... I gets up early to study for exam. Have a coffee. Mmmm Decide I need an orange juice so I toddle on down to lobby restaurant not open. Go to drink machine. Out of orange juice. Booo. Go to 1st floor. Only apple juice. Booo. 2nd floor has orange juice but empty too. Booo 3rd floor only iced tea. Booo 4th floor orange juice yay...push button and gives me iced tea Booo 5th floor has orange juice and powerade yay...won't take my fucking money !!!!! Ice tea it is ;)

When I'm with a woman I prefer to take my time and really learn what she likes. I play the 'optometrist' game (is one better, or is two better? one, or two?) There are many different kinds and intensities of orgasms. Even women who are multi-orgasmic have some orgasms that are 'better' than others depending on a multitude of factors... I like taking my time in that sense... I would never think that a woman was faking it in my presence, because I hope that I create a safe enough space for them to be honest with me if what I'm doing isn't working for them! If someone fakes their orgasm I'm assuming it's because their partner is putting too much pressure on them to get off. If I knew they were faking their orgasm, I would try to have a conversation about it and reassure them that I wouldn't get offended if they didn't orgasm. My self-esteem isn't that sensitive. It would just be a learning opportunity... To answer the question simply, I wouldn't assume she was faking it because she was multi-orgasmic. However, I wouldn't assume that there wasn't something I could do to make her orgasms better. There's always something you can do to make it more intense!

I found this quite entertaining. Especially the part where he asks energizer how long until the battery dies. The story, for your amusement.

What i hate about all this before and after pics is that they really take the worse possible shot..., We can all see is not just make up..., is also their hair that makes a difference, i m sure if their hair was done and no make up on the difference would not be much on many of them... On another note..., Im not a fan of using lots of make up, make up doesnt make you beautiful, it can help enhance someones outer beauty.., but no make up can make you beatiful inside, and that is the true beaty of any person.., being a man or a woman :-)

Judging by your pictures, NOTHING you could wear would be boring or look unoriginal, even if it had money signs, rainbows and/or unicorns.

Hi everyone :) .. I know I've said this before lol and sometimes it's not always easy getting out of the business lol but as of June 7th , 2013 . I'd like to make an announcement that I will no longer be a service or massage provider any longer as I will be getting married . I will miss each and every one of you deeply and only wish the best in the future . Hope to meet some of you that I haven't before my retiree .

This post is intended to gently educate those who contact me and after getting rates and info say " that much just for HJ?" NO IT IS NOT THE RATE FOR HJ, my sessions are full treatments that are skilled and for the whole duration of the time spent. You are booking the whole experience, no just what happens in the last 20 min! If you come in, and only have the end on your mind, you are going to miss the point:( The point being, time and place to feel pampered, aroused and to inspire the touch sensation that one may crave whilst not having to "go all the way". Just as when you are booking a GFE encounter, you are going to experience the many different hosting activities, including companionship, attention, sensuality, her personality and entertainment. NOT what happens only in the sac! It is about the whole experience from beginning to end. I hope that this helps you to understand, as it is disheartening for me to hear" that much JUST for HJ?" As it discredits the hard work, education and skill involved with this type of service:( Perhaps if you try it, you will see it much much more than JUST a HJ;)

I just had an amazing time with Nikky who is an Indie. Booking was simple through Book Yourself. Nikky is the perfect Spinner. 5'2", 100 lbs. (she admitted to me she was only 98 lbs. LOL) It didn't take long that she made me feel completely at ease. We shared a glass of wine to start off and to get to know each other a little. She has an amazing and sweet face. I couldn't wait to start kissing this girl. We shared some very passionate LFK/DFK. Didn't take long the clothes went flying. She had the exact same outfit as in her pictures and it was quick to get her undressed. She has an amazing little body. Perfect B cup titties, just a handful, but very perky. Tight body, amazing skin, absolutely loved her stomach and tiny little waist. It didn't take long she started an amazing BBBJ. You can tell this girl loves what she does. We then switch to 69, which was heavenly. Then we went from cowgirl to missionary and round one came to an abrupt end. She's just so damn sweet and hot, it was practically impossible to hold it in any longer. We cuddled and shared some more wine and it didn't take long I wanted to start round two. Again with the BBBJ and then I went dining at the Y. I could tell she was enjoying herself with her little moans. Then to doggy, cowgirl and back to missionary. She had told me that this was her favorite position and that's how she likes having her orgasms. It was awesome having her come to an orgasm. There was some very heavy breathing going on. Very PASSIONATE!!! That's how I would describe Nikky... Passionate! She's got some Indian in her and her skin is absolutely amazing. I was her first client in Ottawa and I'm thinking of going back to see her before she leaves. I would be crazy not to!! She's just a small little thing, but with a lot of potential. I can't wait to see her again to try some different positions. She's a former dancer and she's in great shape. She's the perfect GFE experience if you ask me. She gave me a wonderful kiss on my way out and all I keep seeing since I left her, is her beautiful, gorgeous face.

To be fair, these are naturally beautiful women photographed at their most vulnerable time... and you can bet that the "best" shots of their natural beauty were discarded in deference to finding an "at her worst" angle and shot. I don't know about you, but the face I love to see is the one that wakes up beside me the next morning... that beautiful natural radiance replete with a sleepy smile... that is true beauty.

Beautiful pic,Emily! Any idea who she is?

Some porn stars they need make-up And most we'd say do not I'd say the ones who do are brave To allow these naked shots But on camera it can take A lot of fucking paint To appear a sexy star And camouflage life's scars

Sooo sexy and erotic... :)

I visited Zen yesterday and had a session with Hope. Very good massage not mechanical. Great attitude will definitely repeat. Also the owners are the same as before minus one

Hello, my name is Krissy. Thank you for takeing the time to review my ad. Your pleasurable experience begins with a warm welcome that will take your breath away. I thrive to make you comfortable and relaxed - almost as if we already knew each other. We then would get lathered up, with a warm and playful shower together. Your massage would follow and would included body slides, cuddles, caresses and kisses. I want you to feel as if all your every members is being lavished and pampered. I use all lot of body slides and body to body during my massage. My breasts, my belly etc. are very oiled up and moving with my hands as I rub up and down your body. That being said, I do give a very good deep massage, I usually ask you at the beginning what you are into, and go from there. Some people like a very deep tissue massage and other are different. No massage with me is ever the same, we are all different and I try and cater to what I think you will enjoy the most. I love what I do, and seeing the self satisfied smile on your face as the session is coming to an end, makes my day. My fee is 150 the hour, and 90 for the half hour. The session is all inclusive meaning, I dont have or ask for any hidden fees or extra charges.(don't be fooled by those offering fee that to good to be true, because they usually are!) To book your rendez-vous: 613-552-8350 xxkrissy p.s Special is 30 off of 150, all inclusive for the hour. 10 off of 90 for 30 min. sessions. Sessions are all inclusive, if u have more questions, i will send you links to my website. HOURS 11am - 9pm PPS. I'm offering a manicure or pedicure. As well as the. Usual services of shower or bath for 2, and let us not forget a happy ending for 2, (only if u feel up to it) lol

Come join me for some dirty sexy fun... Call and book with my receptionist. 613-820-8887 :hump: Join me for a sensual naughty massage session at our elite upscale location ..clean ,discreet and welcoming.. my no -rush service is sure to leave you feeling pleased and relaxed.. you won't be disappointed. I take pride in my service and aim to please. I enjoy leaving my clients happy and fulfilled!!I have an out-going non-judgmental personality that will surely shine... Let me show you how you deserve to be treated... like a king .. YOUR QUEEN AWAITS.... Height:5'7 weight:130 bust:32b eyes:green hair:blonde/red nationality:french/Spanish looking forward to meeting you.... xo monday 11th 3:30 to 9:00 tuesday 12th 9:00 to 9:00 wednesday13th 9:00-11:00 saturday16th 9:00-9:00 TODAY:10am to 9pm __________________ For all your naughty MA needs...call 613-820-8887 and my receptionist will book you an appointment __________________

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Well-stated. The "thanks" option with a fixed value of 10 rep points given also seems to have controlled the wild inflation in numerical reputation values -- while still allowing one to use their full rep-power when it seems more appropriate.

How do you feel now Christy? The only problem I have now is too much energy. I know a way to deal with that! lol. ;) Without refined sugar, you sleep better too.

This reminds me of one of my favorite Ricky Gervais bits:

Yes, I recommend Sophia. Sophia is available and she is great: https://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=38592. You can read her recommendations here: https://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showth...?ltr=S&t=43540

Really just keep noticing how much more there is.

Lots of make-up, lighting and a good photographer can make photos deceptive. This is part of the fantasy however (build anticipation) and I can see why sometimes when you have these wonderful sexy/elegant photos it can cause some disappointments (why really professional photos can sometimes be counterproductive) but we do NOT condone the ladies for using REAL photos that are deceptive... that would not be right, but some feedback in a productive way would be nice. For instance if the lady have all elegant photos for instance and she showed up in track pants, hair rollers and rubber boots (maybe sexy for some?!?) I could see some serious disappointment as the ad and photos should represent how the lady presents herself.... if her photos on the ad were in a elegant dress, makeup and hair done... one would expect that is the way she normally shows up at calls. Anything other would be bad and misleading unless discussed ahead of time.

Thanks for posting this. Elle Alexandra is gorgeous, both with and without makeup... --drools-- It reminds me of these images released by Britney Spears to show how much magazines edit photographs:

I just had conversations with 4 people that I haven't spoke to in years.... it was an amazing trip down memory lane.... I am also happy that Lee Richards found someone else to sleep with. I was rather concerned that he wanted to spend another night spooning, not that there is anything wrong with that.

I am having a little girly girl shindig tonight... We will start with some home made bruschetta on baguette with real parmesean petals , as well some flat bread with my delicous garlic dip spread. Loaded nachos (with salsa & chips from lonestar) & homemade guacamole, and chicken wings ...and maybe, just maybe....a garden salad too ;)

You cannot miss her at the club. Probably 6 3 in her heels. Real amazon except she has 2 boobs. Spent sometimes in the cr with herlast night and kept wondering if i had enough life insurance.

Being insulted by someone you see asking for a free session when you rarely see them. and you've been very good to them when you do see them. Sorry my bills don't get paid with gifts in exchange for my rate or giving free sessions. Would you go to work one day without being paid? I don't think so... And when the answer is no.. the response is "It's been nice knowing you." Yeah it has been nice knowing you. Not! Now lose my number!" Not very becoming for someone to ask this. This is my job just like everyone else has a job. I know I'm preaching to the choir here but what a piss off! This hobby is a luxury and I'm not a credit union!

Almost 18 months ago, I learned that my pancreas wasn't producing insulin and that I had suddenly become a Type 1 diabetic. This kind of diabetes is usually associated with children and adolescents, but it's often diagnosed in people under 55. Since then, I've had to become an expert about everything I eat so that I can take enough insulin to be healthy. All carbohydrates break down into sugar--into glucose. Glucose and fat are the fuels that our bodies use to keep us going. But we don't need glucose at all. We can live perfectly healthy, long lives without sugar, including fruit and fruit juices. The thing that causes the problems for North Americans is the combination of eating lots of carbohydrates with very little fat. The result is heart disease. But reducing the carbohydrate intake and increasing the amount of fat is very good for you and will reduce the plaque built-up in your arteries. When the amount of carbohydrate is low enough, the metabolism switches over and burns fat instead of glucose. Eating carbohydrates does create the craving for more, to be sure. It can be difficult to figure out how much carbohydrate is in things like sauces, salad dressings, marinades and the batter that may be used to cook fish and chicken. Labels aren't always as easy to read or understand as they should be, and some studies show that the information may not always be accurate, either. What I think is truly scandalous is that, while these things are long-established nutritional facts, the information doesn't get out to people because of the incredible influence of the big drug companies and organizations like the American and Canadian Diabetes Associations. People usually believe that the Diabetes' Associations are on the side of patients, but the fact is that they're funded by the drug companies and the manufacturers of processed foods. They have an enormous influence over the curriculum dieticians are taught and, by extension, over the menus in hospitals and public institutions. A high carbohydrate diet isn't good for anyone. For people who have either Type 1 or Type 2 diabetes, it's impossible to maintain normal blood sugar levels while eating high amounts of carbohydrate, yet that is exactly what they're told to do. They will inevitably develop nasty complications, as a result, and will be prescribed drugs to try to lower their blood sugar and manage the damage to their hearts, kidneys, eyes, central nervous system, etc. I enjoy sweets. I'm particularly fond of dark chocolate. Small amounts of chocolate, or small amounts of fruit won't hurt me if I can take the right amount of insulin at the right time to deal with the sugar. But if I eat much fruit or other carbohydrate, the amount of insulin I will need to take will cause me to gain weight. So, in the end, it's important to keep a close eye on things. I cook food instead of buying it packaged or already prepared. I do drink diet colas sometimes but there the issue is really the amount of sodium in them. I have to say that I feel terrific now. It took awhile to get comfortable with this new way of eating. But nowadays, no sugar? Not a big deal!

Highlights of the day today Took the day off today to drive mom to the surgeon in Kingston for a post op exam. Highlight 1. Had a good lunch at the Golden Rooster restaurant in Kingston Highlight 2. Appointment was at 2pm, we arrived just before 1pm, in at 1:10pm, her appointment over at 1:20pm...OUT EARLY YAY!!!! Highlight 3. Last week right after the surgery she could only read the top line of the eye chart, this week, third line down. And no signs of the cornea being rejected. So good are the results she doesn't need to see the surgeon for another three weeks...outlook very good Highlight 4. Made a couple stops at Timmies today, three cups won the roll up the rim (ok, just 2 free coffees and a donut LOL) RG

Politics aside... (yes, I vote NDP)... I LOVE this video from today in the halls of the House of Commons... :) RIP Stompin Tom! Can you imagine this happening at Capitol Hill in the US? Never! Just another reason to be proud to be Canadian! :) Also reminds me of this... . I actually saw it on CNN first... They thought it was awesome and wished that their own government would have such a sense of humour too. :)

So, it's time to resurrect this thread. And who better to kick it off again with than someone who has also not been around here that much of late, but who was very much missed while she was away and has recently returned? I refer, of course to the incomparable Samantha Evans. I've never had the privilege of meeting her (it's a long way to Vancouver), but I'm sure I'm not the only one who benefits enormously from her insights into whatever we may be discussing at the time, or appreciates the eloquence with which she delivers them. It's good to have you back, Samantha!

This is a great point, and thank you for making it! :) I am not going to actually make a list, but I do want to say that there are very many interesting lads around here that I feel very fortunate to have met and many more whom I really hope to get the opportunity to meet in the new year! Thank you to all the CERB gentlemen for being interesting and funny and especially for making me feel welcome here at CERB! :) It has become kind of a safe and cozy second home to me. I feel free to be myself, and for that I am forever greatful! :biggrin: Thank you! I love you guys! :bowdown:

There ARE women looking for SPs. It is nice to see it listed on a woman's website.

Although i personally have not been part of a couple when seeing a SP, by seeing which lady you find attractive gor you both...... Read the reviews on her and it will give you a sense of what she is like. I would love to do one with Gabrielle if i ever got the chance. Posted via Mobile Device

I couldn't help but notice that someone hasn't been mentioned on this thread for far too long. That someone is, of course, the inimitable SMQ! I'm sure this board would be much the poorer without her unique brand of spectacular lunacy (of which I thoroughly approve, if that's of any relevance) and her ability to cut the crap and say what she thinks in her own remarkable style. So, a big tip o' the hat to our resident sexual superhero, and more power to your elbow, and all of that. But no, I'm still not going to dunk my balls in Neet. Sorry.

We had our differences but we also agreed on many things, regardless Megan was an active contributing member here for years (and I believe she was/is an active member for the good of this industry as well) and she made some very valuable posts and comments on this board during those years. I am sure Megan is missed by many. My personal view, we all make choices and sometimes outside the (sometimes tight) circle of the rules, but we all deserve a second chance if we (she) would like to have one. I hope that she will be back to cerb too on some mutually accepted terms. Regardless this thread would not be complete without remembering her and hoping her return.