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I agree with the Gent's ^^ 20 pm's is a little much..:icon_wink: imo Being that you have met this Sp, I would suggest limiting your pm's to no more than a few if booking a session. Then once in person, talking about likes/dislikes, fantasies ect.. (I'm sure she understands your intent and has been friendly and accommodating, but 20 ish pm's.. that's a lot of back and forth..) :) Kim

After lunch my little girl comes out of her playroom dressed as a princess and says, "whoever wants to be my prince put up their hand". The room was full of people including lots of little boys so I never put up my hand and continued to sip my coffee. After a few seconds I look up and she's staring right at me and says, "daddy you forgot to put up your hand". Five minutes later I'm wearing my tux waltzing around the house with her standing on my feet. As it turns out inside her little head lunch was apparently a royal ball. Highlight of my day, I'm still her prince and maybe will continue to be so for another little while :)

Years ago I would never have thought I'd be writing this. I was not a kisser or a cuddler. It was just not something a provider did or I even heard of or was discussed here in Halifax, starting out with an agency. That has certainly changed for the better! My first time kissing and cuddling, I was hooked. That type of intimacy makes the encounter so much more intense and I find during that time when lips are locked and you're tightly embraced, time seems to stand still and we/I just can't stop kissing, there is so much passion in a kiss. When it comes to cuddling, that usually leads to more kissing and a connection on a much deeper level. I prefer to kiss and cuddle and adore soft lips and being held. I do have encounters without kissing and make up for it in other ways:icon_wink:, whether it be my choice or the very rare no GFE request. I make the most of each encounter and enjoy the intimacy to the fullest. Time for some intense kissing, cuddling and all that good stuff!!:icon_biggrin:

It's my understanding that this happens mostly in isolated Northern communities where stray dogs become a real danger to humans. Left to breed on their own strays's tend to pack up and are completely wild. What most dog owners forget is that domestic dogs are basically the same species as canus lupus. There is very little genetic difference. I've worked in a few fly-in communities where the FIRST thing we were told was don't walk alone outside at night or the dogs WILL get you. A traggic case of this was a child mauled to death in Cross Lake by a pack of wild dogs not that many years ago. As barbaric as this practice seems, I understand the reasons for it. These are NOT pets that can be rehabilitated into loving homes. These dogs are 100% wild. Rounding them up to euthanize them would only put more humans in harms way. Sad to say the entire problem could be avoided through spaying and neutering pets in the first place. Unfortunately this is probably a very low priority for many in those communities. As a dog owner and pet lover my self I hate to see this happen but I understand the need for it. The alternative is to let the packs grow to unmanageable sizes that put humans in real danger of being killed. I wouldn't be so quick to judge if you haven't experienced some of these places first hand. Once the sun falls all you hear is howling.

It all goes back to the late 90's/ early 2000's... sounds like ancient history but that's when all the acronyms were first introduced. I believe men just wanted a phrase they could use to relate to one another online about their endulgence of women in this business. Think of it as an old boys club. lol.

I must admit at the beggining I was reluctant to kiss clients, didn't want to exchange any bodily fluids at all. I have relaxed somewhat and indulged in some very passionate sessions where kissing and cuddling took it to another level. I say go with what is your comfort level, never be appologetic about it. after all it's your time, your passion, your magic to experience, love and enjoy it , :makeout:I do

Roaming guy said it best. I understand especially for a newbie the need to ask so many questions. I would rather him be informed than to assume. That can cause problems. But what bothers ne the most is when I devote my time and effort to someone by spending a lot of time reading and responding and reassuring his questions only to have him not follow through with the reasonfor so many questions. I find it a sign of disrespect and a lack of value for my time.

Why is it that personalities change so drastically depending on where you read certain posts? It speaks to true character and I'll never figure it out but I admire genuinely sweet, honest and kind people. Positivity and a good heart keeps you youthful and beautiful on the in and outside!:icon_biggrin:

Well, my mother has finally reached the final stages of her long fought battle with cancer. I've been sitting on watch for the inevitable for the past couple of days. Coming to grips with it is harder than I imagined, even though we had a couple of years to prepare ourselves. Things that suck?...... Cancer. And, well mortality in general. Seeing someone you love wither away. To those of you who have lost loved ones to this horrible disease, or are faced with the prospect of doing so, you have my deepest sympathy.

No dog that hasn't been imprinted on by humans as a very young puppy can be rehabilitated as a pet. It sucks but those 2nd and 3rd generation wild dogs are just that, wild. They are as close to a wolf pack as you can get without being wolves. Try and turn a full grown wolf into a pet that has never been around humans. It doesn't work. There's a big difference between a stray and a pack of wild dogs. One can be rescued, the other can't. It sucks but the only answer is to put them down if they are a threat to people and to properly spay and neuter pets so that the problem doesn't come back.

Thanks, but the reason I chose to post this on CERB is because I know there are a lot of big-hearted people here. People on CERB love their pets!

Despite a few warnings, decided to TOFTT the other night. Not going to comment publicly, but I wanted to warn everyone that she is DEFINITELY on the no-fly list--watch out fellas--DANGER.

Pretty much every day, I'll receive a few texts from numbers I've never seen before, just saying 'hi' or, 'hey'. I will never understand why these texts are sent. Most girls ignore them, to be honest. I occasionally will respond, saying 'Hello! If you'd like to see me, please introduce yourself and let me know what you're looking for, thanks!' other times I've said 'Hello! Who is this?', to get a response back with just a name. Like, Frank. Just Frank, nothing else. Not, Hello, this is Frank, wondering if you're available today?' I know sometimes a new client can be nervous with the first communciation. But please keep in mind, we are very happy to answer your questions, and if we accept texts (some girls state in their ads that they do not), then you are welcome to text us! But please, ask a question! Tell me what you're texting for. Because to just say 'Hi, then 'Frank', it's like pulling teeth. I'm not here to draw what you want out of you. You need to ask me, and then we can make an arrangement. I will admit, I sometimes can be a bit snarky in my responses to these texts. And i'm not a snarky person. But after the tenth 'Hey' or worse, 'hey babe', text I've received in a day, my patience may have hit it's limit. And I would hate for us not to get a chance to meet only because our texting didn't work out. Communication is key to a good encounter. Tell me who you are, and what it is you're looking for by contacting me. If you can't say more than a hello in a text, now how will we be able to talk in purrson silly!

In early September 2012, there was a point that I actually thought that post 5000 was never going to happen. In fact, I wasn't really sure that morning would happen, at least for me. Labour Day weekend is supposed to be eventful. It's when we say goodbye to summer and get ready for the colder months ahead. Pack away the summer stuff and bring out the long sleeves. Close down the cottage. Make plans for the air conditioner and the patio furniture. My labour day weekend began with a sense of draining. I had no energy. Walking was an effort. A shower required a nap after. Drying my hair took my breath away. I knew something was wrong, but my stubbornness said, "sleep it off, it's been a tough summer and you are just run down." It was more than that. I had a major heart attack. It was weird... no sudden chest grasping pain... just a sense of draining... like superman with kryptonite. That's when CERB stepped up. I mean it. CERB saved my life. Isabella Gia and Barrhaven Woody came over and took me to the hospital. They waited with me in the waiting room and stayed there until they knew I was being cared for. But it didn't stop there. I was in hospital for a week. Woody came to visit. Isabella came to visit and then came again with home cooked food. Cat and one of her kittens came to see me daily. Bethany, Phaedrus, Luxe and Alger all came bearing cups of coffee, muffins and most importantly, love. Alger left work early to come and pick me up at the hospital to take me home. When I got there, Boomer and Mister T had made food and left it in my fridge. Angela had gone to get my prescriptions. There were messages from Annessa, Nicolette, Gabriella, Samantha, EMB, Meg, Sara, Malika and Dorinda... and a very special message from Amelia ;) I was in tears. You have no idea how much I love my CERB people. It's more than that though. My CERB people are not just relegated to a small hidden part of my life. They are central. I am actually tearing up writing this... but they are happy tears... I have had so many visitors and so many messages It's hard to mention everyone... dammit. There are so many people that have made a difference and still make a difference in my life. You all make a difference whether you think so or not. So to everyone I have mentioned above and these few more, I give my thanks, my love and my friendship. Areez, Wendigo, Jazzitup, The General, AreJayEll, Lee Richards, Andy of Halifax, Toine, Spud, Notch, RG, Melly, Touch, RoyalFun, Scott, Steve, Silverado, Lone Skater, Mr Nice ... great guys. The best. Passion Vitto, Julie Wilde, Georgiana, Nathalie, Sami, Nikki Thomas, Emily, Emma, Cindy, Peachy, Soleil, Penelope, Katherine, Sophia, Alyssa, Cleo, Jasmine J, Jazy, Kimmy, Evelyne, Kianna, Chantal, Claire, Berlin, Alexxandria, Shortcake, GeGe, Alanna, Kerri, Ava ... damn... there are so many.... but you ladies in particular fill my life with joy every day. I wish I could write the name of every person that has made this time less difficult.... but threads have a finite amount of space... and I am getting sleepy. If I missed a name it wasn't out of spite... it's because I am old. Anyhow... this thread is for you. You have made my life worth living in these past few months and years... you make me smile, you make me laugh and you make me want to share a bit of myself with all of you. And I am going to say it, unabashedly, unashamed and without any hesitation. I love all of you.

Happy april fools day! Do you have a funny prank you've played on this fun day that you'd like to share?

As I move through life I sometimes hear or read things that touch me in a profound way. They change my perception, thought process or the way I behave. I love those little gems that come out of nowhere as if they were made just for you. I wanted to share a couple of mine and hope others might do the same so that maybe more of us can't enjoy an "AHA "moment. Here are three of my more recent ones: It's a challenge to see every problem as a lesson and approach it positively asking what can you learn from it but to do this gives us power by helping change our perception and then problems that arise, shrink in size. Honesty and full disclosure are two separate things. Honesty means what you say is true and to me this is very important. Full disclosure means to say everything there is to say. I own my information so if I chose not to share it because it has no impact on you, I'm not being dishonest I'm simply indulging my privacy. A secret shared between individuals that has no bearing on anyone else and is not told, is NOT dishonesty, it's privacy. I am finding more people think full disclosure is honesty and when you don't share everything, it's dishonesty. This is untrue. Children are people and individuals. They are not property. They deserve the same respect you would grant any adult and they will learn and give respect as an adult. If you wouldn't do/say something to an adult than don't do/say it to a child, find a better way. We give more patience to older people trying to maintain control than we do to those learning it when it should be equally important and deserved. It's a difficult lesson to put into practice but worth it.

Perhaps you should direct these providers to the STI health nurse or experts. I can't remember the last time any expert said to not use lube in the condom, in fact everything I had read or seen says that it is recommended. It helps not just with sensation, but helps the integrity of the condom to not get breakage. I can't imagine an sp not finding out the facts about this. What they can NOT use is oils or oil based lotions in this manner. Additional Comments: I was also going to say that the topic originally was about bbbjs in general, and also about asking do sps feel pressured to provide them. I take this also to apply to sps who provide them due to this pressure as well as sps who do not provide them being pestered for them even after they have said it is not available. If every second enquiry is asking if bbbjs are available, any sp is eventually going to figure out that if the answer was 'yes' every time, she'd most likely get more appointments. It also reminded me, when someone said that cbjs should cost less than bbbjs, well, here's the thing, out here at least. bj only sessions tend to be not just the cheapest service available, they are most often done bbbj. 40 bucks, 50, maybe 60, come in, get off, get out. So how much less is a cbj only session supposed to cost? Another thought came to me reading some of the comments here, which basically is if you as a client do not want an sp to provide bbbjs only because she feels pressured to do so (not that she would ever let you know that), then stop asking for them. When you contact her, don't ask, just accept what is provided. If she offers it, turn her down and ask for a cbj. If you really are uncomfortable with an sp's motives for providing any higher risk activity, then be that guy who doesn't do it, doesn't ask for it, doesn't accept it. See what happens. And fwiw, lets see what happens to the laws around prostitution in Canada. Licensing is getting to be more common, regulations of the business may not be far behind. If/when that happens, you can bet the number one thing covered by regulations is Occupational Health and Safety, and there is no way that uncovered services of any kind is going to be allowed, meaning only that if it is it won't be advertised and it won't be something people can ask for before showing up for the appointment. (given that services that are not permitted will likely still be available that is, what should change is what is in ads)

You're probably looking for something a bit more complex than this, but the world could generally be a better place if people would remember the simple rules of two wise philosophers: :)

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It's pretty simple, but people never tire of hearing how awesome they are and how much you appriciate that your life has been graced with their presence. Tell everyone that has impacted you that they have done so. This tends to have a pay-it -forward type effect too. (This is not reflected in comments like, "your hot, or I love your ass" thats just a little thoughtless and crude) However if you know that the person has gone to considerable effort to make themselves physically appealing for you saying, "My god I can't take my eyes off you. You're a vision of Aphrodite and the hottest thing I have ever seen" and genuinely meaning it will do the trick too.

I've had a few aha moments since joining cerb most have come after I've read and reread some of Cats, Samantha Evans and Fortunate ones posts.( They are all very good guides) I tend to write with one meaning in mind and realize even though I know what I mean others may read it differently, none of us interpret things the same,thats a big aha. Also I've finally realized after all this time just because someone portrays themselves to be one way doesn't mean they are, thats another big aha. The wonderful thing about life is there is always something new to be learned that is relative no matter the activity. So no matter what you do you'll never waste time if you have learned something while spending it. :biggrin:

I'm sorry but there is never an excuse for crulety or being inhumane never. Dogs don't become wild because they woke up one morning and decided to go crazy. Someone was breeding them, caring for them then stopped, let them go and they have to fend for themselves, their fault, nope, but they alone suffer the extreme consequences-death- and we cry pity us when we have to watch out for them or if they bite or attack, when and where do we begin to take the blame for what we cause to happen. Dogs wild or tame are about fight or flight and in most of all attacks/bites are done out of fear. You are right I haven't been to a remote community but I had a niece who lived in one for 2+ years . She rescued and adoted a few dogs and did talk alot about the problems there with strays and how dogs were treated, it was hard to hear. But I don't care what the lifestyle, community, country or custom, cruelty is unacceptable and not the action of a rational, normal person. I am a believer that any dog can be rehabilitated given the right trainer and and training, but in those cases that will never happen. Dogs aren't thought of as pets but disposable property, away to earn money, transportation. In spite of that when they have to be put down it needs to be down in a more humane way. We are humans after all not butchers full of blood lust or are we! I know in the states there are far more kill shelters because of higher numbers, obviously and their methods of euthanization are also brutal. They pile as many dogs into metal containers and gas them and it isn't the type of gas that causes you to just fall asleep, it is a painful death for them. When that batch is suffocated they dump another dozen or so dogs ontop of them and repeat, when the container is full it's dumped into a garbage truck, 25-30 dogs at a time-todays garbage. When are we ever going to advance and realize these animals have feelings much like ours and deserve respect, kind treatment and much more than we give them now. It seems that there are still so many that are heartless or of the opinion if it's not human it doesn't matter. I say if you can't relate and be empathetic towards another species then you are not human! Dogs and animal crulety are subjects near and dear to my heart so it is very hard for me to discuss these topics and be calm I hope I succeeded this time.

That is quite a few LOL. But ladies are very understanding and she probably recognizes you as a newbie and somewhat shy and awkward. My two cents however, after this many PM's you definitely need to commit to an encounter with this lady. Otherwise your going to going to get a reputation as a "tire kicker" something you don't want to have. In short a lot of PM's is a burden on the lady's time if the lady never sees you for an encounter. With time and experience you'll streamline your contacting to one or two pm's, or emails. But for now, the best advice I can give, see this lady. She spent time replying to your PM's, in the belief you are a gentleman serious about an encounter with her RG

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I must say seeing the kindness in people's heart it really touch's me, and I get to see the inner beauty in people. I'm so glad I saw this post, I also love animals. Thank joyfulC, you are a very caring person.

Using a friend's place for an incall earlier this week and finding that the toilet was clogged up by someone who had just visited and left a not so nice surprise. The friend's plunger was of no use so you go home and get your super plunger that works miracles. By this point, there are reminents of what we can all only imagine and water everywhere and profusely apologizing to her friend. By this time, Nicki just wants to go apeshit ( no pun intended) on getting this toilet unclogged. She rolls up her jeans and sleeves and goes to work. Plunging, plunging, water everywhere, reminents of a mysterious brown substance ( we all know) and friend goes and gets towels. With having to be at another friend's house for a get together, she realizes she is on a time limit so she uses brute force on this toilet to the point where toilet is shaking, water everywhere, all over her, the brown substance going all over the towels...floor soaked despite the towels. Of a sudden she hears the sound of music when you know hear that weird odd sound and the sigh of relief when the toilet is unclogged or similar to when you've just popped out a 7 lb watermelon out of your cooch. The job is done. You look around and now realize you have to clean your friend's bathroom. Bending over in your jeans that are soaked with water and s----t, you go on a cleaning spree with bathroom cleaner with bleach. Muttering curse words, your friend walks by the bathroom saying "Nice plumber's crack" while cleaning the toilet. Yes folks, Nicki does not wear underwear! Feeling so nasty, she quickly leaves still in shitty jeans with a bag full of towels to wash 3 or 4 times in a row. She gets to her friend's house and makes a beeline for the shower and stays in there till she is clean from head to toe. Nasty towels and clothes all go in the wash..What turned into an hour appt ended in a 3 hour nasty shit fiasco. Please, please, please... if you have to do a number 2 after an appt, take it somewhere private and clean yourself up or do it in a public restroom. That's all I have to say...lol. I ain't a plumber even though I've got the plumber's crack going on if you bend me over too hard. Hehe! ;)

I don't think he was implying that you were kicking tires I think he was answering your question. Most sps don't mind investing the time in responding to a clie t who is sincere in booking an appointment. What we do not enjoy is investing the time and effort in responding and reassuring when in the end they don't end up following through with the reason for all the questions to begin with

Of course the only 100% safe sex is no sex, but I would say that any health professional who makes one feel frowned upon for their "lifestyle" is not a professional at all. Judgement only adds to the stigma surrounding sexual health and is a major reason why people avoid getting regular testing, only helping these things to continue to spread. It is not a doctors or nurse's job to pass judgement upon your activities. For those interested in non-judgemental, confidential, discreet sexual health services, the city of Ottawa offers free walk in services for: confidential STI testing, counselling, contraception, STI treatment, immunization, and ample loads of reliable and trusted resource material. They also have very helpful nurses who are friendly, non-judemental and willing to answer any questions you may have. I posted about the Ottawa Sexual Health Clinic a little while back, with more information and what you can expect. Read more about it here: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=117436

Having to say goodbye to a dear friend knowing our next visit probably won't be for another year or so:( Additional Comments: Just seeing this - my thoughts and prayers are with you and your mom. I went through this with my father so I do know how you are feeling. We all have to get through our grief in our own ways but I do think reaching out to friends and family for support, talks, and what ever you need is what helps and is important. I felt anger, hopelessness and a very deep emptyness which time, friends and family has helped heal. This is one of the hardest things you'll go through but you will get through it. Thinking of you

I don't even know why what others do sexually has become a concern. I understand wanting to inform one another about the risks of some sex acts, but I think the best and only person we all should be discussing this with is our doctors. They should be the ones to inform me/you as to all the risks involved with all sex practices you/me participate in. To be concerned about what others are doing is impractical, unproductive and pointless, you can't control it. It's like wanting everyone to drive the speed limit each time you get into your car- you can want and wish but it's not going to cause it to happen. The best we all can do is get tested appropriately, be very open with your md about how many people you do engage with and decide what risks you and your partner are willing to take. Other than that I really don't see the point in being concerned with what anyone else is doing.:icon_biggrin:But thats just how I see it.

Cleo and Peachy: you misunderstand. She has a forever home here with us if we can't help her connect with a special someone. I am a great believer that dogs (and even cats) need jobs. This little girl is ideally suited to be a special companion to someone. She seems very happy here in our home, but she's one of three dogs and there are two cats, as well. She gets along fine with all of them, and she seems enthusiastic about finding her niche here. But I know dogs very well. I've lived with dogs my whole life. I've rescued and fostered many dogs. Our house is the place where everyone else's dogs go for "vacay" while their families travel. And that's why I know in my heart that this little girl was born to be a special companion to someone. I am thinking someone older, settled in life. Perhaps someone retired or a couple where at least one partner is at home through the day. I honestly believe that there's a situation out there where she could make a difference in someone's life. Sometimes souls were meant to find one another. And I'm just putting it out there to see if we can find that person for her. Meanwhile, believe me, she's got us all charmed around here, and is fitting right in. She doesn't have to go anywhere, and we'd only let her go if we believed she was going to a better situation.

Kissing lights my fire and either puts me on slow burn or disco inferno! Touching, cuddling, enjoying the other person is an amazing exchange of energy that releases good chemicals into the brain and gives you that happy euphoric feeling. Sex is amazing, don't get me wrong, but everything else is just as good and sometimes even better. There is something called sensual intoxication which I have experienced. It comes from being so in tune with and connected to another person that the simple act of touching them (kissing, stroking, cuddling etc) can give you the same feeling as having a few drinks. It's pretty amazing.

I book longer appointments so you HAVE TO cuddle and talk to me damnitt !!! ;) I luv it !

Once in a while you come to realize that so many of our members really don't "get" the whole hobby experience, or rather, they understand that there are rules but believe they are somehow exempt. So let's help them. Let's give some handy tips to make this a more wonderful experience for all. This is a pleasant place so let's keep it constructive... and be aware that the rules shouldn't just be for clients, you can also add some helpful tips that may help a new provider too! Here goes: 1. Appointment time is at 2:00 pm, what time do I arrive? Ummmmm. Hmmmmm. What part of 2:00 pm is ambiguous? A 2 o'clock appointment means you are at her door at 2. Not 1:55, not 2:10. It's seems petty but when you screw up her schedule, you may be screwing up MY schedule. I may be the appointment at 3. I have things to do... and my schedule may not be as loosey goosey as yours. I may be using a very small window of time or I may have "commitments" that see me arriving like clockwork elsewhere. Regardless, when the little hand is at 2 and the big hand is at 12, be where you are supposed to be. 2. "I am awesomely wicked good in bed, and I often masturbate to pictures of myself nude, because I am that good looking. Can we negotiate a better rate?" In a word, No. Would you go to a restaurant and say, "I am a really good eater, can I get a better price on that steak?" Would you go to a lawyer and say, "I am an awesome criminal, can you represent me for free?" Would you go to the dentist and say, "My teeth are so bad that you should fix them all for $50!" A service provider gets paid at a set rate because she is a professional. She is good... no, not just good... wickedly awesome good, at what she does. Your part is the compensation, her part is the wicked awesome part. Pay the pretty lady and be happy. 3. Cleanliness is next to godliness. Ever step into an elevator and stand next to someone who smells like they have never met a bar of soap they liked? Ever met someone that looked like they were an extra in the Walking Dead? Have you ever gone into a bathroom after someone and wondered if they ate something dead? Step one. Go to the potty. Do your business. Wipe. Wipe again. Wipe again. and then, wipe again. Do the optical test. Last wipe. Is there any residue? If yes, start over. If no, then proceed to step two. Step Two. Shower. Clean EVERYWHERE. Rinse. Repeat. Did you pay attention to anywhere in particular??? Hmmm??? Go back to those places. Make em sparkle. (at this point I do suggest that artificial glitter is NOT necessary.) Get out of the shower. Towel dry (for pete's sake use a clean towel!)... apply a generous amount of deodorant/anti-perspirant. Brush your teeth. (if additional grooming is required, please do that too.) Step three. Clothing. Go to the place where you keep your clean clothes. No. Not the place where you put the stuff that you THINK you can wear again. The CLEAN clothes. You know that stuff that you just took from the dryer and folded nicely?? That's the stuff. Wear that shit. Uh oh... what if I have to do step one again?? Then repeat ALL the steps. Cuz skidmarks are not sexy. Febreeze showers are not acceptable. 4. I have to cancel, what do I do? Give your head a smack. With a hammer. Stop. Now take a pointy thing and stick it with great force into your upper thigh, avoiding the artery. Now, go to your car. Start it. Open the door, put your foot beneath a tire and have someone put that car in reverse. Cancellations? NOT COOL. We all know that shit happens. A death in the family. A sick kid. Decapitation with farm machinery. Thermonuclear war. Explosion of your planet from a death star ray. That shit is acceptable.... but you still owe the pretty lady an explanation AND a cancellation fee. When you cancel, providers don't eat. When providers don't eat they get distended bellies and look like kids from the CARE commercials. When you cancel, providers give not only you, but also your city, a bad reputation. This makes you masturbate more. Because you will never get laid again. Ever. You will over develop muscles in only one arm. Your clothes will fit poorly. People will figure it out and suspect you are the notorious masturbating king of cancellations. They will hunt you down and kill your family. Let's keep little Bobby and Joanie safe. If you make an appointment, keep that appointment. Your family will love you for it. 5. "I'm a little short on cash. Do you think she will notice if the envelope is a bit short?" In a word, yes. She will also point out that your penis is a bit short.... and that your skill level is a bit short... and that you cry like a bitch when you have your pathetic little man-gasm. Do you want that??? Do YOU WANT THAT, bitch??? Wow. That was a bit over-emphatic. Gonna step away from the computer and take a valium. BACK!!!! Where were we... yes. Shorting your provider. Not COOL. Remember, providers have special powers. They communicate telepathically. As soon as you walk out that door, she will know and so will all of her allies in the super friends. They will combine their superpowers and make sure that you never get wood again.... and if you do, it will be at inappropriate times... like at funerals or family gatherings or when talking to your grandfather or something like that. Seriously?? Give your head a shake. If you are short then GET the money and make sure you have it set aside BEFORE you book. You will have a wickedly awesome good time... just pay the pretty lady what you agreed to and enjoy! 6. Can I pay her in drugs? Hmmmm. Does your banker take drugs in lieu of money? Have you offered Rogers drugs in return for their cable/home phone/cell phone/internet bundle? When you get groceries at Loblaws, do they have a special drawer that says "financial equivalent in drugs?" You know the answer. "No, you addled-pated simpleton." Remember the distended belly part from above? Providers take cash because cash buys groceries, pays bills and looks pretty. Carrying cash will not get you arrested. Using cash is the engine that runs our capitalist society. "All you need is cash, cash is all you need." The Beatles sang that, I think. Your turn....

Why is it that I already see enough new Dollarama stores open up but now there are those Dollar Tree stores too? I'm beginning to not like the color green.lol.

I've seen Jude a few times and she is very good. Can you give me a link for Kelly on Cambridge? I tried search, but without more info not sure who she is. Thanks

Hello Gentlemen, Mondays after the long weekend can be such a drag, so why not treat yourself to a relaxing full-body massage? My name is Talia, and I am a new massage provider working out of an upscale spa in the west end. I love creating an intimate and relaxed atmosphere where you can let go and fully enjoy my hands. Whether you want a quick 30 minute massage or an hour-long escape, you will definitely leave satisfied! I am 5'7" with long black hair, green eyes, a wicked smile, and a model body! Today from 3:30-9pm Tuesday from 3:30-9pm Wednesday from 9am-4pm Please contact me by texting 613-809-8984 (NO CALLS), sending me a private message, or book directly through the spa at 613-820-8887!

Hope that everyone had a great weekend and is enjoying the warmer weather... and ate a lot of chocolate... or at least a little ;) I LOVE MONDAYS AND you know why??? Because I get to play!!!! I am PassionVitto (Victoria)I. A beautiful, classy, sexy, sensual and passionate girl!!! 100% Latin beauty! I have very skilled hands and I will provide you with great full body massage and my goal is to relax every part of your body! Massage services for deserving gentlemen, like YOU! TODAY I AM AVAILABLE AT EAST END (st-Laurent and Innes) 9-3 pm or VIPSouth By appt 3-6 Tuesday 830-3 East or 3-6 @VIPSouth Wednesday 830-3 downtown 3-6 VIPSouth Thursday 830-6 VIP South Friday 830-8 West Saturday 9-4 VIPSouth Dont forget to visit my profile and check my albums..., and whe you do.., dont be shy and say hi! Here is what Cerbies think about me http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=V&t=69954 Other related links.... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=439739#post439739 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=441665#post441665 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=427060#post427060 To reach me and find more information or book an appointment.... Call/text 6132610054 Txt only 8195130877 Email [email protected] or PM Or come meet me in chat...

I like Nicolette Vaughn because she has a kind heart and a sharp wit. Her posts are often the same as my secret thoughts, but she has the guts to put them in black & white. That and she is one hot sexy lady who has stolen my black heart. I like Katherine because in spite of her hardships she remains warm and positive. In a world filled with cruelty and injustice she is a force for good.

There are certain people I associate with CERB more due to their thoughtful posts, their apparent connection to others and their overall generosity of spirit...roamingguy is one of those people and I enjoy reading his posts and his presence.

I would strongly recommend the beautiful and very sexy Daria Kaye Morgan. I would also say Soleil is also in that category. Now if you have not been fortunate enough to see these two ladies together then let me assure you that you are missing paradise. It's been awhile since my duo with them and I still get excited thinking about it. Hmmmm, it's my birthday Friday....ladies are you available?

Bacon is great ! Anything wrapped in bacon is great, bacon wrapped bacon is the ultimate! Now imagine just how much tastier that penis could be wrapped in bacon! LOL Come on guys Put some Pork on your Dork! The ladies will love you :)

Gonorrhea is the second most-commonly diagnosed STI in North America. It has been treated with antibiotics, but has been growing resistant for 70 years. In the 1940s, sulfa drugs stopped being effective. In the 1970s, so did penicillins; tetracyclines lost effectiveness in the 1980s. In 2007, fluroquinolone drugs also stopped working. In August, the US Center for Disease Control announced that oral cephalosporins were no longer recommended for treating gonorrhea. The CDC issued new treatment guidelines for gonorrhea recommending a multiple antibiotic regime. In January, the Journal of the American Medical Association reported that the one remaining drug that had been effective, Cefixime, was not effective in a number of cases identified in Toronto. An additional article in the same issue of the JAMA noted that there are no other treatment options available. Gonorrhea can live happily in a human throat, undetected. Anyone who has gonorrhea is at increased risk of infection if they come in contact with HIV/AIDS.

I get asked to bring my yoga outfits (I wear nothing but Lulu lemon, hihi) just as much as I get asked to bring sexy French lingerie :) I recently had a client who wanted me to do very suggestive yoga moves with my outfit on. To spice it up a little bit, I poured a glass of cold water on my white and fit t-shirt (I was bare breast under), and then surrounded by mirrors I executed myself with very flexible moves. The water was cold as ice but the ambiance was hot as hell!

I digress. I think everything is fair game. To say that some topics are irrelevant discussion just seems bizarre to me. I don't know what you picked up from this thread, but I did learn something new from it. Here's what I do with a thread with a topic I have no care in the world for - ignore it. I can't think of any industry out there that isn't influenced by what their competitors are doing. To say that what another SP does is none of another SP's business is in my opinion massively presumptuous. Nevertheless, I haven't read many SPs on this thread actively denigrating others for offering the service. Finally, statistics aside, lets look at one fact. 16 respondents replied with the feeling of being pressured. I can't for the life of me begin to understand that sort of pressure in this case, but I can do my part in alleviating that concern. Call the stats completely bogus, but you can't deny that for whatever reasons, even for those that you think are dumb or non-existent, they are some you do have the feeling of being pressured. At this point it just becomes your decision with what you decide to do with whatever you've read here. I've already said what I'd do from now on, and if you read my previous comment again, you'll see I don't try to impose this on anyone else. Why this thread is important to me- I saw something that raised an alarm in my head, and decided to do something different. I am glad for this sort of discussion.

"The market" produces sweatshops, child labour, and kiddie porn. "The market" will blithely chart the point where those who want it can even get bbfs. "The market" says nothing about whether its outcome is good or laudable, it just plots all those points where anything that's desired finally gets close enough to shake hands with someone else's willingness to provide it. That willingness might be coaxed by more cash, or simply extracted by the provider's desperation at some particular moment. Pay enough, or find someone desperate enough, and sure... "the market" will eventually provide just about anything you can think of, no matter how bad an idea it is for one or both parties. Despite the thread we're in, I make this point not to condemn bbbj; I just have no patience for the idea that "the market" is an unquestionable arbiter of desirable outcomes, and that its workings are good for all participants. When your alternative is starvation or eviction for you and your family, you can just barely be described as a free and willing participant in the market for a service you then provide. It's not always civilized to let "the market" take its course. Human values often require intervention, and at least some regulation. This glosses too breezily over what factors might play into what a provider decides is "appropriate". Several admirable and insightful SPs in the last couple of days have stated clearly that they push the line to a place they're not entirely happy with, because that's what it takes to secure clients in "the market". And only an untalented SP, having already made her decision, will let you know during an appointment that yes, the market has forced her into a place she doesn't want to be. I'm troubled by this sentence, but maybe you mistyped. Did you really have BBFS in mind here too?

Yes, you clarified the physical implications. A baby is worse than a disease, I get it. And the moral implications are...? I really can't wait to read your explanation on this aspect, it has been a real challenge for me to try and understand it... cat

Peachy, I you want to be a safe gfe go ahead. I've been in the industry for a few years, have NEVER done a bbbj, and do more than fine. Yes i've had some backlash against it, even been pressured during appointments. I've received verbal abuse and the like, for not providing it. So i'm not going to lie to you and tell you its all peaches an cream being a safe gfe, some people feel entitled to certain services from sp's, we should just do what they want because they are the customer and they want it, so you should give it to them. However,all hope is not lost. On restructuring my business, i found something interesting.As I prefer to meet with clients who want to spend time with ME, not so much as the services i provide, i found that clients who want to connect on a a deeper level aren't too concerned with menu so much as experience and what kind of connection you can provide. In my case i like to provide a whole enriching meal instead of just one main appetizer, and i enjoy the company of gents who appreciate this about me. There are many gents out there who subscribe to the same school of thought. Your health is the most important thing, and I'm tired of hearing the same song by sp's saying they want to provide all safe services but can't for loss of business. Yes you will lose business, but you will gain a different client base who appreciate a lady who cares enough about both parties health enough to protect herself. Your clients that genuinely care for you and your well being will stick by you. They others, well.......

Hello It has been a long time since I last visited Chantal as she is hard for me to visit. That should not discourage you as going east on 417 you get off at Main Street exit and in 3 minutes you park the car and at the front door! That is exactly what I did on Friday. Chantal is a very nice clean young lady who knows what she has to offer. All I can say is visit her web site and if you like what you see plan on a visit. If your coming from the west the Queensway on and off ramps are excellent. Chantal has pleased me very much, now I plan to go back soon. I like women who squirt and her oral is fantastic. Cheers

When you first meet one another, a very generous hug and kiss at door when you 1st meet goes a long way, and really breaks the ice.:D Generally speaking from my own experiences that 1st moment really takes the encounter to a very relaxed atmosphere which is great for both parties involved. Plus at that stage, I always hand over my envelope, to get the transaction out of the way.:) 2ndly....Some very nice two way conversation also helps you feel relaxed...who cares what you talk about..but it helps to simply relax yourself. It is not a matter of grabbing your SP's hand and take her to bedroom and wham bam thank you mam...Effection/chat really does enhance that moment. Finally when you are done your fun activities, I like to lay beside my SP, carress and chat if time permitting of course. It really seals the deal. Hopefully Cat, these are the comments you are looking for! My take on it....Pete;) ps.. your personal hygiene goes a long way!! I always clean shave my facial hair, so NO whisker burns for her both regions.I'm fully showered and smell good, if requested to take another shower at her place...not a problem. I never used foul language when meeting/during activities with an SP it is just common courtesy.Yes I know some may say...come on ------ (SP name) you like to me to fu-- you hard now don't you...sorry but that is not my way.