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I like for the people I am spending time with to dress how they would normally dress given the day and time of our encounter. I will never ask you how to dress for our date and I expect the same in return. It is about being comfortable and giving off a great first(or second) impression. If your worried about standing out, take the environment that you will be visiting and dress to fit blend in.

What a thoughtful question !!! I think you'll need to have several replies to establish an answer to your liking. So let me provide my point of view :) A first time encounter with a service provider and a client can be so many different things. It can be intimidating, scary, exciting, so many different feelings - so what I truly want is for you to not only be comfortable mentally but physically too! If that means a full blown 3 piece suit and tie or worn out jammy pants and your favorite tee that is fine with me. When people are physically comfortable it makes a much better atmosphere. One thing I completely dislike is when I arrive at an outcall location and when i arrive and knoco at the door, I am greeted by a man completely naked and stroking his cock. I am not sure why this irks me soo much but I find it extremely ignorant and disgusting. Maybe because the style of service I offer is a true gfe and I like a very sensual engagement starting with a warm welcoming, a small conversation at the beginning to break the ice andbthab let chemistry take over. So when I am greeted by a scene as described I find it insulting and very much a turn off. Also you could always ask the lady you have arranged your time with if she has any preference to your attire, just to make yourself feel reassured and to not be second guessing yourself. All we want is for you to be at ease and to enjoy the real meaning of the encounter. An unforgettable experience that leaves you satisfied and happy!

In light of a recent post concerning a member going through the toughest part of life-losing a loved one. I thought I would start a thread that hopefully will help those of us going through or who have gone through the grieving process. I realize this is a tough and personal subject as we all grieve differently but in the hopes that this thread will bring comfort to some I ask you to share your ways of getting through the grieving process. In my time of need I wrote alot of poetry, went on alot on very long walks, talked alot to friends, family, to anyone who would listen. I just tried to keep busy because when I found myself alone or still I would feel to much pain. This thread is meant to support those who have lost a loved one-human or pet-love is love.

I'm with Emily on this, if we are going somewhere dress to feel comfortable in that particular environment. If we are going for drinks at a pub that might be jeans and a nice top, if it's white table cloth dining then something a little more formal might be appropriate. When we are staying in then I usually expect you'll just be yourself. I think a date flows best when you can relax and unwind and most people do this best when they are comfortable in whatever they feel best in, for some that is a pair of khakis and a button down, for others jeans and a t-shirt and for others they may feel confidant and sexy in a suit. Whatever works for you wear it. As has been mentioned above and I would say you want to avoid is making your potential date uncomfortable, answering the door in next to nothing or nothing at all can make someone feel threatened. It's really very personal and in this business there is an immediate intimacy that is already implied by the time frames that we work under, when you force that to speed up past what some ladies are comfortable with, especially when they are entering an unknown space it becomes very uncomfortable. When we walk into an outcall we generally want a few minutes (at a min.) to get our bearings, to see that the space and you are safe and to feel comfortable. I have had people answer the door in nothing and I can tell you that when it's the first time I meet them I simply leave, for me it's not respecting my boundaries because I want some time to feel comfortable and safe in an unknown environment. I believe it would be the if you were visiting me and did not have a lot of information about me, you may want to take a few minutes just to be sure there wasn't anyone hiding in the closets waiting to rob you. ;)

Of course what you wear makes a statement about who you are and what you find important. If you own nice clothing, wear it if you want to. I enjoy seeing a man in a nice casual look. However, if you feel comfortable wearing "down" clothes, that is ok by me too. I wouldn't however show up at an incall location wearing something that would draw attention to yourself. And no, it is never ok to open the door to your lady naked. Good grief, show some modesty please. There is time for that. Of course, if you two already know each other, that's a different thing, but meeting for the first time, never ok. We are still ladies after all.:obs55:

My girly indulgence I suppose would be a shopping trip to Holt Renfrew. But what I truly love and indulge in often is the pleasure of the company of dogs, being smothered in their licks and kisses.

Ohhhhh yaaaa , I just don't get , you think when you leave out toiletries supplies , mouth wash , variety of soaps, deodorant , they'd don't use them . But to the clients whom are clean & well groomed THANKS YOU , Very Much My biggest pet peeves in this business Text messages that start with "Hey" Grrrrrrrrrrr Saw your ad , what your rates ( there in every ad ) Calls & Texts at 3-4-5 am " are you available And all the crazy myths about escorting ( thats for another thread)

Lol You can see my lovely panties ( maybe for $100) :icon_smile::icon_smile::icon_smile:

Firstly I appreciate any and all the business I get and also the requests but my pet peeve is men who won't prebook. I understand the urge can just come upon you but I don't have the desire to sit around and wait for calls or appts- time is precious and I hate to waste it that way.We all have a schedule and things to work around so please make it easier and plan ahead-it can't be that hard-excuse the pun.

Someone covered this in a rant before, but lack of manners and politeness bothers the heck out of me. -neglecting to say thank you when a door is held open -dropping a door in peoples faces -hogging priority seating on public transit -treating people like dirt because you feel more important then them. This one I see often as I bring customers to nice restaurants quite a bit, some of the VP's and directors I bring out are the rudest most condescending people I have ever met. if I didn't want (actually need) their money I would have choice words for them, generally I give an extra big tip, put my best face forward when dealing with the server and try to make an apology when we leave (out of earshot). Sometimes they see me being extra polite and turn it around, generally not so much. -general lack of respect is my biggest pet peeve.

Inspired by the question on this thread: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=126713 I decided to do a little digging. Here is how you get American Netflix. And Hulu. And BBC's iPlayer. The three I've tested out, but I'm sure Pandora works too. 1) Download and install Firefox 2) Go to this link: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-us/firefox/addon/media-hint/ And install I apologize in advance for lost productivity. As far as the legality of this goes, there is nothing in the books, so you're clear. And CBC and other Canadian based websites may not work, so download Google Chrome for Canadian stuff (And Canadian Netflix)

Made it through my second work out, with a trainer, in as many days after living a sedentary life for more than two years. My legs are shaky and it hurts to go down stairs, but I feel good that I'm taking my life back.

I'm a serious Pizza lover (it's my absolute fav) but a pet peeve is when I go to take a bite and the stupid sauce is scalding hot in under the cheese and I burn the roof of my mouth, hence ruining the pleasure of the remainder of the meal. I'm like a child, I love it so much that I refuse to wait until it cools.:( My own worst enemy.

I always appreciate a gentleman who is well trimmed... and shaved where it counts for extra sweet TLC :)

I've been manscaping since I can remember. I started losing my hair when I was eighteen (OMG that was 13 years ago, seems like yesterday!) and decided at the time to be proactive and shave the whole thing. Luckily I have a nice head and I've been doing it ever since, becoming quite comfortable with a razor. Shortly after I started shaving my head I moved south to my manly parts. I tried everything I could think of or read about, completely shaved (too weird), triangle leading to the treasure trail (didn't look right on me), and countless other configurations. What I've learned in over a decade of pube design is for me, being of slightly less than average body hair, what works best is light trimming of my upper bush area with an adjustable trimmer, and clean shave for my balls and shaft. It looks neat and clean and I haven't had any complaints of pubes being caught in the throat. As for avoiding razor burn, I use the same aftershave lotion on my balls as I do on my head and face, Nivea sensitive skin aftershave balm. Seems to keep those little red bumps down and usually avoids the ingrown hairs (though those little bastards still happen from time to time). And as was previously mentioned (and should be common sense) be sure to wash before an appointment! Nobody wants to suck on aftershave and it can lead to broken condoms.

I've shaved my manhood once, hated it and never did it again. Now I trim everything with clippers on the lowest setting. But further I always keep the rest of me trimmed as well including armpits and chest but not on the lowest setting. The back and ass get waxed. Even as a guy I think back and ass hair is disgusting. (yes between the cheeks too) I've never really been into oral on me (not sure why but it dosent do it for me) I'd really prefer to kiss than get oral so I usually divert my partner back to the kissing when she goes for oral. Therefore I've never felt that I needed to shave bare for her pleasure. Hand play while were kissing is more my speed.

I scour antique markets for stuff that not only matches my decor, but also matches my interest in cool old stuff.... I love to cook meals that I won't eat until much later - it's fantastic going to the freezer and rediscovering what you made two months before.

This may have been said already I'm not sure but it requires repeating if so. People who believe that pajama pants are appropriate to wear as regular pants outside the home. WTF! (I'm sorry but this drives me mad!)

Well a while back during an exchange of ideas here on Cerb an SP flatly told me that, "We don't care what you guys look like". I just laughed and thought to myself, wow that takes a really big person to not care about that". However further clarification indicated that she actually meant that this is a business transaction for the SP and as long as the client is clean, respectful and has the correct donation all is good for her. The encounters are our fantasy not the SP's and even though in our heads we'd like to think, "my god she's totally hot for me", an SP that makes you feel like the is just really good at her job. That said, I always like to try to put my best foot forward and dress to impress. First impressions are important and especially when you might only have an hour or two with the lady the sooner that she can feel comfortable around you the better. Although I know it's not the case, I like as part of my fantasy to beleieve that the SP does actually find attraction to me and actually enjoy our time together as much as I do. So putting forward what I believe to be my most attractive side physically works toward the fantasy that I'm having. In some cases that has meant three piece suits and other times it's been my fave jeans and shirt. I guess the point is to dress according to how you feel best. If you're comfortable that an SP is getting the best of you then that's the best you can offer her.

Your style of dress is your choice, but remember you are going to visit a lady and first impressions are important for both. I expect any gentlemen that I am willing to see to look neat, clean and presentable, that can be casual, formal or anything in between. Sp's put effort in their appearence I think it only appropriate that you do the same. A good look always is a nice pressed shirt and well fitting CLEAN jeans.

Um... Old Dog... behave, please.

Well, that's probably why they keep texting - when they've sent you 100 of them, they'll find out what they get!

A good cognac ... or two ;)

Sometimes we need to count the blessings in our life to realize that the bad things aren't really that bad at all. Life is good!

She used my pictures again today on BP! I called and texted her but she pretend that is her "real" pictures... Im even arguing with her... like if I dont know if they are my pics or not. shameless. Please guys, Im NOT in Halifax, that "Violet" is another girl who pretend the be me.

OK maybe not my life but........ So I decided a little while ago that I would contribute a post on my experience as a newbie, learning the ropes as a hobbyist in the escort biz. My initial thought was that I would wait until I had a few experiences before I wrote it. As this is not a recommendation post, i changed my mind and thought it would be best to do it a soon as I can after my first experience. I'm hoping this may help other Newbies but remember, as is our pursuit of the SP/MA on this site, my experiences, needs, desires may vary from yours. So for a couple of years now, I've been online looking around. I'm married and never really knew what i wanted to do. First I went to a few sites that are supposed to be adult oriented hook up sites. Even ones that are geared to the married crowd. None of these sites seemed to pan out. The last year or so, I starting looking at BP and the escort section. I saw some very nice ads but I was always concerned with what was actually out there. I hear things from shows or around. Guys making appointments, showing up, beaten up for their money or not getting what or who they wanted, ect. Also I had a poor perception of this The other issue is always money. For the most part I can be on a tight budget. Bills, Kids and my other hobbies come first. However, recently, my desire to pursue this really increased. I starting looking at BP more thouroughly. Still some of those nagging concerns were there. But as I looked around, i started taking notice of a couple of SPs who mentioned CERB. I didn't know exactly what it was but I didn't feel like going to yet another site. Maybe a couple of weeks later, I finally said, screw it what is this CERB Well if that wasn't the best move ever. I jumped right in. Created that membership, looked around, read what I could. I learned a great deal. More importantly, I started to feel more comfortable.The reviews, Cowboys Diary even made me more comfortable with BP. So the concern is still monetary. I can't usually just drop $200-$300. At the same time, I'm not looking for the quickie $80-$100 rates either. This hobby is expensive. (Just a quick note: I have no issue with what a SP charges. It's a Niche market with security risk ect and you are more than welcome to set your desired rate, what you feel comfortable doing an so on. But my ability to pay those rates can be a challange. A challange I hope I can overcome on a semi regualr basis) Now luck would have it that it is tax season and I got back a chunk of change. Another issue is finding the time. Between work, family time, playing hockey ect, when could I get away. Well it isn't as big an issue as i make it out to be but I can't just go and see a SP when ever I feel like it (ie I'm really horny). I had big plans/dreams for this. Take some of that new found money and try and see 4 or 5 or 6 SPs in the next month or so. I also added a new weekly budget item to raise the funds on a regular basis. We call it the well encrypted "Misc" fund. Well plans don't always work out the way you want them. First off daddy needs a new set of golf clubs. So you see, I'm in a bind. I can't see all the girls I wanted to. I think I'm actually a really nice guy. I feel bad that I may choose this SP but not that SP. It is really difficult. Now money still may play a part in my selection. There is a range that most of the SPs seem to have. Usually no more than an $80 difference. The $300 and up range is too much for me. There are a couple I wouldn't mind seeing so one day, I may save up for them but there are too many SP's at a better rate. that way I can see more So finally the day is coming. I have my excuse to get away and now I have to decide which one. Certainly I have my own insecuriities. I am over weight (Although being tall and a bit athletic I've been told I carry it well ;) ). Also a little hairy. I know this is a service industry but I still am a bit shy about my looks. But as I look around and see reviews, I finally set up the time and day. So the one thing i am worried about now is the whole built up anticipation. In my own fantasy world, I picture this going a certain way. (And I'm sure I thought I would be god like). Well reality never matches fantasy. I'm going to be disappointed or worse, she is. Well I had to give myself a good talking too. Go in, relax, enjoy the hour for what it is, not what you fantasize it to be. Finally, just know, she will take good care of you I won't go into any details about my first encounter except to say that it was everything I could hope it would be. (And I'm pretty sure I was god like ;) ) My only problem now is, do I continue with the slightly too large list of SP's I want to meet or do I just keep going back to the same one because it was awesome

Slipper boots why are these ugly things a fad They are right up there like Crocs like Hello People! you are wearing children's shoes

I like Angela because she plays a central role in our little community trying to bring us together. Also because she's gentle and kind to a newbie who screws up and can use guidance:)

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Hey gentlemen! Come have some fun with me today, and bring the weekend to you early! Lots of teasing, pleasing and fun to be had with me today ;) so DON'T WASTE ANY TIME! Make your appointment while you can! Available ONLY a few days this week!! My Schedule being... TODAY until 11pm @ 1902 Robertson Rd FRIDAY 2:30pm-11pm @ 1902 Robertson Rd I'm a model tall 5'10, a curvy woman's body that's got the perfect shape you've been looking for! I've got bright green eyes that will put you in a daze and a smile that'll melt you inside. A bubbly, sweet and perky personality that'll get you smiling and feeling amazing! I offer a great massage and slippery, sensual body slides that you won't soon forget! Come be teased and pleased by me, & add that perfect part to your day!! And if you think you can handle it, we have a few sexy girls on for duo's! Call to book an appointment while you can at 613-820-8887 ! She's planning more travelling... so come get her while you can... they don't call her Travelling Charlie for nothing!

It's my last day working this week, so come get me while you can! I'll be waiting for you from 9am-4pm in our beautiful upscale spa in the west end. I love creating an intimate and relaxed atmosphere where you can let go and fully enjoy my hands. My sensual massage, seductive bodyslides, and warm company will bring you to your knees. Whether you want a quick 30 minute refresher or an hour-long escape, you will definitely leave satisfied! I am 5'7" with long black hair, green eyes, a wicked smile, and a model body! TODAY from 9am-4pm Please contact me by texting 613-809-8984 (NO CALLS), sending me a private message, or you can book directly through the spa at 613-820-8887! See you soon ;)

I had the pleasure of meeting Talia, for my first time visit to a massage parlour and I really enjoyed her company. She told me she was new but she definitely knew what she was doing. She made me feel at ease and made sure I was comfortable. I must say she has an astonishing smile and absolutely some of the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen. I left relaxed, and glad I went. I would repeat in a heartbeat.

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5,000?? holy-camoly! don't make me make you take up knitting!...no seriously though, dont...cuz I have no idea how to knit! lol.....i digress however and yes I jest! no need to find any other hobby than this one....and your insights are always so wise n welcomed! keep em comin! xoxoxo

Just finished season 3 (one episode left) of Shameless......awesome!

The first person I remember losing was my grandfather when I was 10 years old. I was very close to him and I remember missing him but not really understanding what was going on. 6 months later my 8-year-old brother passed away from a brain tumour. I struggled with that a lot because we were best friends. I talked a lot with my mother and she was a big help. Looking back now I don't know how she managed losing a father and son so close together and staying strong enough to help to other sons deal with their grief. As an adult I kind of had a life changing moment when my best friend passed away from cancer in our mid thirties. It made me realize just how short our time on this earth can be and to take advantage of every moment. It's actually one of the reasons I'm on this website and in this hobby today. It also made me realize how fortunate we are to have wonderful friends and family to lean on during difficult times. Talking about my friend, remembering the great times we had and sharing stories with his young daughter were very cathartic for me. I still make regular trips to the cemetery.

Not usually a serious thread, I have to give my shout out to this wonderful woman... double mastectomy and here is her contribution to the boobie thread. Beautiful!

69 bottles of wine on the wall.....69 bottles of wine ! I am sure there is a love song that goes something like that Kath ?? !! ;)

GAME OF THRONES!!!!! But also, The Walking Dead Girls Bob's Burgers Vikings

Watching Doctor Who, having my toes done and a good Bourbon. I'm a girly geek with a bad boy side lol

Ontario & Chuck007, check your PMs.

I wish my friggin next door neighbors didn't have a camera.

when I was in the shower this morning I got a call from a customer looking for some company for the Carrie Underwood concert here in Saint John tonight. I'm not really a Huge country fan but at least Carrie Underwood is decent :)

I watched Desperate Housewives, still watch Grey's Anatomy and have watched Young and Restless off and on for 30 years and now you know so I am going to have to kill ALL of you !!!! ;)

Soleil is just as beautiful on the inside as the outside! Wonderful person!

Using a friend's place for an incall earlier this week and finding that the toilet was clogged up by someone who had just visited and left a not so nice surprise. The friend's plunger was of no use so you go home and get your super plunger that works miracles. By this point, there are reminents of what we can all only imagine and water everywhere and profusely apologizing to her friend. By this time, Nicki just wants to go apeshit ( no pun intended) on getting this toilet unclogged. She rolls up her jeans and sleeves and goes to work. Plunging, plunging, water everywhere, reminents of a mysterious brown substance ( we all know) and friend goes and gets towels. With having to be at another friend's house for a get together, she realizes she is on a time limit so she uses brute force on this toilet to the point where toilet is shaking, water everywhere, all over her, the brown substance going all over the towels...floor soaked despite the towels. Of a sudden she hears the sound of music when you know hear that weird odd sound and the sigh of relief when the toilet is unclogged or similar to when you've just popped out a 7 lb watermelon out of your cooch. The job is done. You look around and now realize you have to clean your friend's bathroom. Bending over in your jeans that are soaked with water and s----t, you go on a cleaning spree with bathroom cleaner with bleach. Muttering curse words, your friend walks by the bathroom saying "Nice plumber's crack" while cleaning the toilet. Yes folks, Nicki does not wear underwear! Feeling so nasty, she quickly leaves still in shitty jeans with a bag full of towels to wash 3 or 4 times in a row. She gets to her friend's house and makes a beeline for the shower and stays in there till she is clean from head to toe. Nasty towels and clothes all go in the wash..What turned into an hour appt ended in a 3 hour nasty shit fiasco. Please, please, please... if you have to do a number 2 after an appt, take it somewhere private and clean yourself up or do it in a public restroom. That's all I have to say...lol. I ain't a plumber even though I've got the plumber's crack going on if you bend me over too hard. Hehe! ;)

As I get older, the debate becomes less worrisome. Both arguments have their merits; CBJ or BBBJ, as a provider you should do whatever you feel most comfortable with. Ostensibly it's a variation on the same theme.... and when done well, the difference is infinitesimally small. I have moved from being an MSOG kinda guy to a PGLMSHLETGALOSOG (Please God, let me stay hard long enough to get at least one shot on goal) kinda guy. With that in mind, it's far more about the experience and the companion than the details... and that's where the loyalty kicks in. A great provider will keep you coming back because she is that special, not because she does everything on your "to do" list.

The most simple course of action would be avoiding marriage entirely! ;)

Well this is my latest...no sorry longest lasting pet peeve as it were. I realize that I am "beating a dead horse" here but I have to say it anyway. It drives me nuts when here on Cerb guys see a lady worthy of a recommendation and they don't post one! How many frickin times has this been talked about and still it doesn't happen. Do we not ALL benefit from posted recommendations? The ladies deserve recognition for providing outstanding quality and the guys need to know who is worthy of seeing next. Why is it then that I still see threads entitled "Has anyone seen lady X?" Invariably one of the response posts will be "Yeah I saw her a real nice lady who provides great service." Why, why do you not post a recommendation for this lady? I can not understand why this still happens, I mean WTF?? Having said all of that I bet for damn sure that the recommendations posted by the rest of us are being read by these guys! So what recos. are a useful and valuable tool for YOU to read but not for YOU to post for others to have? My friends this is a two way street...so stop hogging the damn road!