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All in good time sweetie! I remember how hard it was for me in the beginning days here on cerb. It took me like 7 months or something like that for my first reco:( So many rules and a whole new world to get used to a learn about. Heck, I am still learning, lol... It will come in time. Becarfull not to put a client on the spot by asking for a reco, some clients do get offended by this and become uncomfortable to be approached with this question. There are many new hobbyist that have not yet gained the confidence to speak openly on their experiences as well. If you are consistent with your service, on time, and paying attention to detail, then I am sure that you will very soon get your reco here:) Once you get one, the rest will follow very quickly. Good luck, hope to see your name up there soon!

Thank you Sofia for being eloquent and kind about it. At my start I recieved quite a tongue lashing for mentioning to clients that I appreciated reco's, I didn't know back then that it was considered rude and bad behavior. I admittedly neglected to read the rules and paid a price for that. So my dear just do your best and they will come, also know there are many, many men who prefer not to write recos but their return visits will tell you how much you are appreciated. All any of us can do is our best, your hard work will eventually garner it's just rewards, don't worry.:icon_biggrin:

I would pay off my debts,get my doggie her much needed surgery,buy a house with some land and start a dog rescue home for mutts,strays and the unwanted. Give some to each of my family members making sure my kids will be set up nicely and invest a little. Try to live life comfortably without over indulging myself heh.

I love it now. It was tough immediately after the divorce - but the more comfortable I became with the premise of living on my own after years of being married, the more selfish I have become. Selfish in this context is not a bad thing - I regained the man I was before having to conform to the wants, needs and demands of others.... and it may seem rather self centred to say, but I really like the real me. That being said, the downfall of the life I have fostered is one that does not lend itself well to a relationship. My closest friends, some of the best people that I have ever held close in my life, are men and women from this industry. I don't think I could ever shut them out for a chance at being half of a couple; the happiness that I have experienced in the last few years is something that would take an extraordinary woman to shun. So... I live the amazing life of a single guy, surrounded by friends that I adore, spending time doing what I wish to do, and knowing that when we need each other we will be there for one another. It's a very very good thing.

We always see post from the gentleman thanking us for our services, kindness, and telling us how much they appreciate us..., well Today I want to thank all the amazing gentlemen that are here for us... I want to send a big hug and kiss not only to those that come and visit us.., and yes provide for us.., some of us MAs or SPs.. What ever the case may be.., do this as a full time job and this means we eat, we cloth ourselves, we provide for our households, we are able to have money for fun, and in my case relief financial struggles due to different circumstances.... I also want to thank you all those gentlemen that are there to listen on a day to day, my chat friends.., or those awesome friends i have made at the socials.., and those with whom we exchange opinions, jokes and messages.... I never expected CERB to actually become part pf my life.., and meet so many wonderful people..., including the ladies.... Omg so many wonderful women, beautiful ( and i amnit just refering to external beauty) and intelligent! And MOD of course for bringing us tobether! Butt my special thank you today is to the gentleman! So now I raise my glass of wine up and say......TO THE WONDERFUL! FANTASTIC! SPECIAL! SEXY! GENTLEMEN OF CERB! CHEERS!!!!!!! Additional comments: please forgive me if there is any typos:-). Dam touch screen lol

I would love to nominate Cristy Curves for Goddess of the Day and should have done so a bit ago. She is very giving to those on this board and provides insight and support to everyone. She has personally helped me with her knowledge and I appreciate her very much. As well, she gives in her personal life through volunteering and I'm sure makes a very positive impact. Thank you Cristy! :ThankYou: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=51462

IMO the term upscale is to describe the whole experience you are in for. I myself, do not have an upscale location for incalls-however-it is clean-nicely decorated, discreet and private, but not upscale. There are a decent amount of men, who are very much into the location and atmoshphere. There are some clients who will never go to an in call unless it is high end. To each their own ;) as safety and comfort are paramount for both parties in order to have a good time. Upscale in call locations are high end hotels and higher end apt or homes. I also think the term upscale is being used a little more often to describe services due to the fact that there are so many 15 minute hit it & quit it specials, sp`s who answer their phone when they are with clients, having a ' pal`waiting (obviously) in the next room, rushed service, or the ones who like to play the upsell game once you get in the door and are undressed..all of these are SUPER TACKY & UNPROFESSIONAL TACTICS...And I think that many now use this term as a way of saying....I am not the hustle & bustle type of sp ;) And the service that I provide is Top Notch-not Womp-Wompish :boobies:

We debate the meaning of words like "upscale" and "elite" all the time. There's no consensus about what they mean or what it takes to be entitled to use them. In general, the ladies that use them are hoping to convey the message that they are professional companions who take their work, their encounters, their clients and themselves seriously and aim to create an enjoyable, safe and confidential experience.. If you are polite, respectful, clean and appreciative, by all means, contact whomever you like. I can't think of anyone on this board who would refuse to see you just because you don't wear a suit or work in an office. In general, most of us tend to decline meeting with a prospective client for three reasons: (1) we feel we have so little in common with him that we don't think that either of us will enjoy the meeting; (2) he's attempted to negotiate fees, objects strongly to our stated limitations, or doesn't seem to listen to what we say about what we will and will not do with him; or (3) we're concerned about our safety for some reason. Trust us to protect your privacy and confidentiality and be yourself--that's really all you need to do. Oh, and have fun!

Like other individuals in other careers, we have personal lives, friends, boyfriends and family. No where was it suggested she had a guy lingering around. Consider the damage you are doing to a ladies finances by posting such assumptions as pimps etc. All providers who value their safety have a safety network whether it is a friend, boyfriend, family etc. This guy shorted her, and didn't want to make it right. A phone call to tell him he should give the lady the difference he short changed her from a third party is hardly evidence of her being pimped out! As I stated before, had he paid her the agreed upon rate before the encounter began like it should be this call he received wouldn't have happened. No one else has posted similar issues as they didn't intentionally short her on her rate. She certainly doesn't deserve to lose potential business of respectful, appreciative gentlemen over this sort of incident. This is more protective friend or boyfriend trying to get the guy to do the right thing which was return with the difference she was shorted so all would be well again, with everyone happy. Please guys, this pimping stereotype can destroy a ladies income, please don't throw out the suggestion of pimps so lightly.

News is often about violence, death and hate. I realize this is part of how the world goes... but it seems we are often more attracted to the negative stories than the positive. I love good news stories and often seek them out. So I wanted to share one of my good news sources, for those when they are feeling suffocated with all the negativity. Check out it when you need a breath of fresh air and a feel-good story! :) Enjoy some positivity and inspiration! :) http://www.huffingtonpost.com/good-news/

Some points from a gentleman's, well this gentleman's point of view First, you may be encountering newbie hobbyists on your dates. I say this because when I was a newbie, recommendations were difficult for me. I was raised that intimate matters between a man and woman were private. It was hard to get out of this mindset when I embarked on this lifestyle. And even when I got myself over that hurdle, I found it hard to actually write the recommendation (I have since gotten better ;-) ) So some of your clients may find it hard to write recommendations so they don't, that doesn't mean they don't think you are a good companion. BTW some may not like writing at all. And some guys may think a long recommendation is needed and don't lile writing essays LOL, when in fact a short quick two line recommendation will do Sophia and Cristy made the other point, but don't ask a gentleman to write a recommendation. He might feel pressured to write one or completely put off by being asked. Just let the recommendations come naturally, it may take time, but a good companion will receive recommendations. In the meantime, be a good SP providing a wonderful escape for gentlemen, the rest should fall into place Good Luck RG

This should be no big surprise -I'd give most of it to animal welfare/rescue groups or start my own sanctuary. I would have to hire someone to manage the money as I am terrible with it. My father always said the quickest way to see money disappear was to put in my hand or my bank account, lol.

There are some good and kind people being good to yourself is important but be better to others self promotion is unattractive-modesty isn't dogs are infinitely wiser than most people it's okay to make mistakes people that point out anothers character flaws have bigger ones themselves if someone has to keep telling everyone how great they are-then perhaps they aren't so great. it's all right to eat cake-just not everyday It's not important to have alot of friends it's important to have friends that mean alot growing old is fun-only the very strong do it well! my mind is always open to learn, to understand, to appreciate my heart is always kind, but my fists and mouth are always ready and able to defend how to give one hell of a good deepthroating bj!

There are things you have never tried that you should. Sometimes, letting go and showing your enjoyment of things is infectious. I speak French much better when I have consumed alcohol. My kids and I have more fun together as we all get a bit older. Food always tastes better when someone else makes it. The friends you make as an adult are harder to come by, but infinitely as rewarding or more so than the ones you made as a kid.

Vitto. Sigh. Vitto. Vitto is easily one of my favourite people here on CERB. She's sweet, she's funny, she's thoughtful... and she is MUY MUY CALIENTE. Even better?? She loves bacon sandwiches!!!! Take a look at her posts - she is always there trying to give a smile, add positive vibes and keeping things happy. This woman is absolutely beautiful on every level!!! Kudos to you my sweet!!! Here's her page: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=73095 and here are the accolades: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=69954

Girls wind up with pimps two general ways. The first being drugs, and there are usually several warning signs one can see or feel if they are in the company of someone high. The second, and one thing that I feel the need to stress is LACK OF A LADIES DISCRETION. Sharing our incall locations, asking or sharing our names, asking us personal questions etc. I can't stress enough that our discretion is equally, if not MORE important than the gentlemen's as we want to provide those who visit us with a safe, uninterrupted, stress free encounter as much as a gentlemen wants just that. There are all sorts of opportunists, and due to the public's opinion of sex work along with the isolation some sp's experience from their involvement in this industry along with a lack of support and/or fear from law enforcement, woman in this industry are often targeted by low life individuals who wish to benefit off of them. It should really not be that surprising that most of us go to great lengths ensuring that we and the gentlemen who visit us are as safe as possible. I find it extremely inappropriate to question our safety procedures. In a perfect world our security would be a drop dead gorgeous ninja woman who joined in for fun during your encounters. However I don't know any, and until I find one, like most ladies, it will usually need to be a male involved in our safety plans. The beautiful woman who offer these services are taking many risks to do so. We do our best to avoid the bad things and people we have all heard or read about. I can't stress enough that DISCRETION, and RESPECT are the two most important things in this lifestyle.

What I have learned I have learned that: -No matter how hard you try to help somebody. Somebody alway think you want something in return -Racing a regular white car almost always becomes a police car -Using the excuse I have to go to the bathroom really badly is not good enough to get me out of a speeding ticket. -Walking away may be your only choice

There is an entire section of the forums dedicated to legal issues. I'm too lazy to look it up, but I bet there is some extensive discussion of massage activities. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=279 (hope the link works) Short version is: There are dozens of fully, 100% legal massage "body rub" establishments in Ottawa, (and other major Canadian cities like Toronto, etc). In said establishments, you can receive a massage and what is euphemistacally called "full release" but more happily euphemised as a "happy ending". In short, if I can be crude for a moment here, you can get your rocks off. As long as it is in a licensed establishment and there is NO penetrative sex (anal, oral, vaginal), then you're good to go and can brag on your Facebook page to your vicar, gramma, and local constable if you want with no fear of repercussions. errr... LEGAL repercussions. My gramma, at least, can give one hella disapproving scowl and I'd hate to be the cause of one of them. If you go to see a private MA or an unlicenced parlour, the legal aspect gets a bit trickier, but you're still pretty safe. As long as no one is communicating publicly for the purposes of soliciting blah blah blah snooze - did I mention the legal section of the forums? - yer awright. Basically, the police haven't been actively pursuing even the "grey areas" around the sex industry for some time now, as long as there is no coercion, trafficking, or other illegal activity hand in hand with it. (again, don't take my word for it - read the legal forums on CERB and get up to speed) Did I say "short version"? Sheesh! That's one longwinded short version!

If I was having a glass of wine I'd raise it too,lol, but since I'm not I'll just send out some virtual hugs. Yes PassionVitto so many wonderful men, many I haven't even met yet they are supportive, funny and more than kind with their messages, thoughts and compliments, it doesn't get better than that.:icon_biggrin:

I wholeheartedly agree with this. And may even argue that because of that fact, the terms have kind of lost any meaning in this industry. Use of these terms in ads does not guarantee anything; and lack of these terms certainly does not mean that a lady's offerings are any less in quality. I have never used the term "upscale" in my advertising, nor "elite" or "classy", but I still consider myself to be accomplished, eloquent and intelligent; and my company to be top notch, memorable and worthy of true, discerning gentlemen. Adjectives are all fine and dandy and definitely have their place, but for myself, I find that there is more effective ways to get across a message, show who I am and what I am all about. The proof is in the pudding, anyways. ;) Employ common sense, be a gentleman and educate yourself on the workings of the industry, and you can see just about any lady your heart and cock desires. ;)

It's the little things...

I'm creating a special citation for beautiful bums, limiting pics here to cerb-approved photos to avoid hassles. I've been running a 'favorite pics on cerb' thread, but this one is more specialized. My first two citations go to Belle and Jazy. Belle: And Jazy:

Lot of guys are calling me, asking me how I work, if there's somthing they should do before coming to my place, how to be at ease toghetter... Here's my Top 10 of things I appreciate... They are not always available (the guy having a relationship, or in a rush), but others are VERY appreciate from most of escorts, I think... 1. I feel more confident when the client places the money in a way I can see it and count it as soon as he enters my room... 2. I preffer when he uses my stuff instead of his... If I am using a certain brand instead of another, it's because I feel more cormftable with it, and I know this stuff is safe. Also, some SPs may be allergic to yours, and eventhough you lost your time, but hers also... 3. I love when we get to know each others a bit before the session. I'm not the kind of bang-bang, ciao... I'm about to give you the best service I can... Help me by telling me what you like and what you don't... 4. I feel a little nervous about cops... I preffer he undresses before I have to ask... I am an SP, your not the first guy I saw naked... And don't worry, NOBODY has a perfect body, so don't be shy, I've seen worst! 5. I feel more at ease when he's asking for a quick shower before the session... In most of incall places, there's shower and towells available... Use it! 6. There's a line between rough and violent... Please, respect your SP... 7. Alchool and drugs can create issues or behaviors that will make both uncormftable... 8. If you are not an expert (and there's no experts in sex) take the SPs advice... We are doing this for a living... If there's something she feels wrong about, either she will teach you how to do it properly, or asking you not to do it... Everybody has something to learn... 9. Rough beard can causes a lot of dammage to an SP... Either in kissing or DATY... Also, it's not fun to suck on an hairy dick and sack... Please think of us... Sanded nails are also always appreciated... 10. TO RESPECT EACH OTHER'S LIMITS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING FOR YOU AND HER... Again, showing up to your wife with a shaved sack, when you never did it in 20 years is a bit suspicious... Not all of lines of conducts are possible, and we, as girls, can understand that... But please understand that due to different factors your mileage may vary(YMMV) according to how many efforts we both put into are meeting... AFTER ALL, AN SP IS SOMEBODY YOU WILL NEVER EXPECT TO GET A DATE WITH, BUT IS THERE TO GIVE YOU THE BEST MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE!!!

Interesting. While writing this response I became aware that what is meant by "living alone" can vary dramatically from person-to-person and indeed is influenced by a large number of factors. Apologies if it is a little off topic. Choosing to live alone does require that one knows themselves. In order for myself to be truly creative requires periods of solitude, in order to focus on the project at hand. From time to time even my closest friends have been, politely, "shown the door". It is definitely not a lifestyle choice for everyone, and perhaps in the final analysis, no one truly lives alone for extended periods of time. Even a monk or nine as a social network within their respective monasteries. Presumably, people replying to this thread are not doing so from some cloistered Abby :), so perhaps choosing this lifestyle is an attempt to create that personal space, not so much because you can do your own thing, but because it is cannot be intruded upon easily. A personal space which is incredibly well defined by walls and the door. I would not be surprised if among those people that can afford it, that the number of persons living alone by choice is on the rise. However, because we are so interconnected with technology, is anyone ever truly living alone, or by their own timetable? For me the choice it is to enforce a sacred space so I can be creative. And occasionally I have for a few days at a time, pulled the plug on the Internet. PatrickGC

Take à look at the new pics Miss Sweet just added wow that must be the ultimate package...Gia and Nath heaven on earth........

I like emiafish for his positive contributions to this community. Not to mention he thinks I'm a gentleman and scholar...gentleman yes but if you saw my grades in high school, scholar a stretch LOL...but thank you emiafish RG

Enigma - Sadeness http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfRAiTtOVEY

Amen to that sophia

If you are in Vegas be very careful what you do. Although prostitution is legal in parts of Nevada, Clark county (where Las Vegas is) is not one of those parts. Lots of problems with LE, very expensive, clip joints and lots of B&S. The safest bet is to do your hobbying at home.

Saw her for the first time on the afternoon of the 27th My first full SP experience - previously limited to MP only. One word: Unbelievable. She's is better than advertised and all the reviews are true. Gorgeous, laid back, easy to talk to, and very talented. Had a wonderful GFE with her and plan on becoming a regular whenever I am in the city. Thanks Manda!

You certainly did not hijack the thread, we all need to express our feelings especially in tough times. Your opinion is as relevant and appreciated as any and there are many here who are willing to be supportive when it's needed, so never feel bad for expressing yourself in any thread. :icon_biggrin:

The tighter the hotter, as long as you aren't shopping at Walmart!!!

they make my ass look great, and are so comfy you could probably sleep in them. HOT.

Good morning, Thank you for a lovely time in Corner Brook, I had a lovely time and even saw the sun this time :) I look forward to catching up with you again when the weather is warmer.... Till next time xoxo Emily

Tom Green, can't stand him. Every character he plays is basically the same ...STUPID ..LOL

Please rephrase for the benefit of our studio audience... please???

My friend... it's never easy. There is nothing to compare with what you have dealt with and are still dealing with - but you have come to a caring community. Reach out. Lots of good people willing to lend an ear here. Lots of comfort to be had. We can't replace what you have lost, but we can make the transition a little easier.

I have learned that - although it may look simple and uncomplicated, I should not make assumption about things - it is better to be honest and upfront to avoid any potential misunderstandings in the future

I have learned the voice in my head is never wrong. I have learned we create exactly what we want simply by thinking of it. I have learned anyone with a strong mind and intent can do anything.

I have learned... That people, things or situations are not always what they appear to be. Don't get involved in someone else's drama esp when they create it. People who you thought were on your side who have you used you already will backstab you after you've been kind and loyal to them. There are two sides to every story. People don't want to take responsibility for their own actions so they blame other people for their shitty, miserable existence. If you lie down with dogs, you will get fleas. I'm too nice for my own good. Tomorrow is another day. I am better than all of the above.

Just, contact her and tell her you want to e-mail her the $25. Deeper Connection was right in everything she said. A lady being shortchanged by a client is not her fault. Every SP I've seen ad's for indicate to have the donation ready and give it to her as soon as you start an encounter. As a client that's your only responsibility along with being clean and respectful. If I shortchanged a lady for whatever reason I'd feel like a total douchebag and send her double what I owed her, not sit around lamenting about how you were treated. Guys this is not rocket science, come on!

I've learned that the way someone treats you says more about them than it does about you I've learned it's always good when you're not the smartest person in the room I've learned that it's never a good time to go to Walmart, but avoid at all costs going there on a weekend I've learned it feels good to buy coffee for the person behind you in the drive-thru I've learned that no matter how bad a day I've had, my dogs instantly put a smile on my face when I see them excitedly wagging their tails in the window as I pull in the driveway I've learned it's not what you look at, it's what you see And one of my personal favourites, I've learned you won't always remember what someone says to you, but you will always remember how they made you feel. I can honestly say this has definitely been the case during the encounters I've had with the ladies on here. I've yet to have a bad experience and all the ladies have a wonderful way of making you feel special!!

:icon_arrow: How someone treats you is their karma, how you react is yours :icon_arrow: Never sacrifice who you are because someone has a problem with it because someone will ALWAYS have a problem with it. :icon_arrow: If you admire something in someone else, you are actually recognizing that quality as being in yourself and the person is merely a reflection. :icon_arrow: I'm not telling you it's going to be easy, I'm telling you it's going to be worth it :icon_arrow: We are darkness and we are light. To get to out light, we must go through our darkness :icon_arrow: 10% of conflict is difference of opinion, 90% is due to the wrong tone of voice. :icon_arrow: Passion should never ever be restrained

Sometimes the most beautiful people on the outside are very ugly on the inside diminishing their beauty. Then there are some who do not turn heads but who become more beautiful as you get to know them for the are beautiful in all ways.

Kimmy Gibbler from Full House Becky Connor from Roseanne Nellie from Little House on the Prairie

Had to post this...

If I may........ From an SP's point of view...... Research ur girls well. Most top notch SP's will take the time getting to know you and ur likes and dislikes before you even meet. Every girl is different, just as tho it would be with any lady (sp or not). For the most part us girls have no issues letting you gents know what our boundaries are, and do so in a polite and pleasant manner. Remember, us girls "date" for a living, so we want you to feel as comfy as possible so that you will keep coming back. Personally I love first timers :) They are so cute and sweet when u first meet and by the time the booking is finished they walk out like a champ!!! Lol I guess my point is that a good girl will take on all the responsibilities of creating an atmosphere to suit your needs. When contacting her don't be afraid to tell her ur shy and may need some time to "warm up"; I'm sure who ever you see would be happy to have as much info as possible before hand in order to make ur time wonderful rather then worrying. I would recommend of course myself........... Or miss sugar or miss jade. The three of us are very sweet and would treat you like fine glass <3

Samantha, that is one of the cutest puppies I've ever seen!

Hi, just want to say that I saw Kelly also at angels touch and found her to be attentive as well as beautiful. I'd been to angel's touch before and Kelly was defenitly better than any other girl I've dealt with. A nice new set of rooms also added to the experience. Thanks Kelly I'll defenitly be back! Posted via Mobile Device