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All in good time sweetie! I remember how hard it was for me in the beginning days here on cerb. It took me like 7 months or something like that for my first reco:( So many rules and a whole new world to get used to a learn about. Heck, I am still learning, lol... It will come in time. Becarfull not to put a client on the spot by asking for a reco, some clients do get offended by this and become uncomfortable to be approached with this question. There are many new hobbyist that have not yet gained the confidence to speak openly on their experiences as well. If you are consistent with your service, on time, and paying attention to detail, then I am sure that you will very soon get your reco here:) Once you get one, the rest will follow very quickly. Good luck, hope to see your name up there soon!

Thank you Sofia for being eloquent and kind about it. At my start I recieved quite a tongue lashing for mentioning to clients that I appreciated reco's, I didn't know back then that it was considered rude and bad behavior. I admittedly neglected to read the rules and paid a price for that. So my dear just do your best and they will come, also know there are many, many men who prefer not to write recos but their return visits will tell you how much you are appreciated. All any of us can do is our best, your hard work will eventually garner it's just rewards, don't worry.:icon_biggrin:

I would pay off my debts,get my doggie her much needed surgery,buy a house with some land and start a dog rescue home for mutts,strays and the unwanted. Give some to each of my family members making sure my kids will be set up nicely and invest a little. Try to live life comfortably without over indulging myself heh.

I love it now. It was tough immediately after the divorce - but the more comfortable I became with the premise of living on my own after years of being married, the more selfish I have become. Selfish in this context is not a bad thing - I regained the man I was before having to conform to the wants, needs and demands of others.... and it may seem rather self centred to say, but I really like the real me. That being said, the downfall of the life I have fostered is one that does not lend itself well to a relationship. My closest friends, some of the best people that I have ever held close in my life, are men and women from this industry. I don't think I could ever shut them out for a chance at being half of a couple; the happiness that I have experienced in the last few years is something that would take an extraordinary woman to shun. So... I live the amazing life of a single guy, surrounded by friends that I adore, spending time doing what I wish to do, and knowing that when we need each other we will be there for one another. It's a very very good thing.

We always see post from the gentleman thanking us for our services, kindness, and telling us how much they appreciate us..., well Today I want to thank all the amazing gentlemen that are here for us... I want to send a big hug and kiss not only to those that come and visit us.., and yes provide for us.., some of us MAs or SPs.. What ever the case may be.., do this as a full time job and this means we eat, we cloth ourselves, we provide for our households, we are able to have money for fun, and in my case relief financial struggles due to different circumstances.... I also want to thank you all those gentlemen that are there to listen on a day to day, my chat friends.., or those awesome friends i have made at the socials.., and those with whom we exchange opinions, jokes and messages.... I never expected CERB to actually become part pf my life.., and meet so many wonderful people..., including the ladies.... Omg so many wonderful women, beautiful ( and i amnit just refering to external beauty) and intelligent! And MOD of course for bringing us tobether! Butt my special thank you today is to the gentleman! So now I raise my glass of wine up and say......TO THE WONDERFUL! FANTASTIC! SPECIAL! SEXY! GENTLEMEN OF CERB! CHEERS!!!!!!! Additional comments: please forgive me if there is any typos:-). Dam touch screen lol

I would love to nominate Cristy Curves for Goddess of the Day and should have done so a bit ago. She is very giving to those on this board and provides insight and support to everyone. She has personally helped me with her knowledge and I appreciate her very much. As well, she gives in her personal life through volunteering and I'm sure makes a very positive impact. Thank you Cristy! :ThankYou: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=51462

IMO the term upscale is to describe the whole experience you are in for. I myself, do not have an upscale location for incalls-however-it is clean-nicely decorated, discreet and private, but not upscale. There are a decent amount of men, who are very much into the location and atmoshphere. There are some clients who will never go to an in call unless it is high end. To each their own ;) as safety and comfort are paramount for both parties in order to have a good time. Upscale in call locations are high end hotels and higher end apt or homes. I also think the term upscale is being used a little more often to describe services due to the fact that there are so many 15 minute hit it & quit it specials, sp`s who answer their phone when they are with clients, having a ' pal`waiting (obviously) in the next room, rushed service, or the ones who like to play the upsell game once you get in the door and are undressed..all of these are SUPER TACKY & UNPROFESSIONAL TACTICS...And I think that many now use this term as a way of saying....I am not the hustle & bustle type of sp ;) And the service that I provide is Top Notch-not Womp-Wompish :boobies:

We debate the meaning of words like "upscale" and "elite" all the time. There's no consensus about what they mean or what it takes to be entitled to use them. In general, the ladies that use them are hoping to convey the message that they are professional companions who take their work, their encounters, their clients and themselves seriously and aim to create an enjoyable, safe and confidential experience.. If you are polite, respectful, clean and appreciative, by all means, contact whomever you like. I can't think of anyone on this board who would refuse to see you just because you don't wear a suit or work in an office. In general, most of us tend to decline meeting with a prospective client for three reasons: (1) we feel we have so little in common with him that we don't think that either of us will enjoy the meeting; (2) he's attempted to negotiate fees, objects strongly to our stated limitations, or doesn't seem to listen to what we say about what we will and will not do with him; or (3) we're concerned about our safety for some reason. Trust us to protect your privacy and confidentiality and be yourself--that's really all you need to do. Oh, and have fun!

Like other individuals in other careers, we have personal lives, friends, boyfriends and family. No where was it suggested she had a guy lingering around. Consider the damage you are doing to a ladies finances by posting such assumptions as pimps etc. All providers who value their safety have a safety network whether it is a friend, boyfriend, family etc. This guy shorted her, and didn't want to make it right. A phone call to tell him he should give the lady the difference he short changed her from a third party is hardly evidence of her being pimped out! As I stated before, had he paid her the agreed upon rate before the encounter began like it should be this call he received wouldn't have happened. No one else has posted similar issues as they didn't intentionally short her on her rate. She certainly doesn't deserve to lose potential business of respectful, appreciative gentlemen over this sort of incident. This is more protective friend or boyfriend trying to get the guy to do the right thing which was return with the difference she was shorted so all would be well again, with everyone happy. Please guys, this pimping stereotype can destroy a ladies income, please don't throw out the suggestion of pimps so lightly.

News is often about violence, death and hate. I realize this is part of how the world goes... but it seems we are often more attracted to the negative stories than the positive. I love good news stories and often seek them out. So I wanted to share one of my good news sources, for those when they are feeling suffocated with all the negativity. Check out it when you need a breath of fresh air and a feel-good story! :) Enjoy some positivity and inspiration! :) http://www.huffingtonpost.com/good-news/

Some points from a gentleman's, well this gentleman's point of view First, you may be encountering newbie hobbyists on your dates. I say this because when I was a newbie, recommendations were difficult for me. I was raised that intimate matters between a man and woman were private. It was hard to get out of this mindset when I embarked on this lifestyle. And even when I got myself over that hurdle, I found it hard to actually write the recommendation (I have since gotten better ;-) ) So some of your clients may find it hard to write recommendations so they don't, that doesn't mean they don't think you are a good companion. BTW some may not like writing at all. And some guys may think a long recommendation is needed and don't lile writing essays LOL, when in fact a short quick two line recommendation will do Sophia and Cristy made the other point, but don't ask a gentleman to write a recommendation. He might feel pressured to write one or completely put off by being asked. Just let the recommendations come naturally, it may take time, but a good companion will receive recommendations. In the meantime, be a good SP providing a wonderful escape for gentlemen, the rest should fall into place Good Luck RG

This should be no big surprise -I'd give most of it to animal welfare/rescue groups or start my own sanctuary. I would have to hire someone to manage the money as I am terrible with it. My father always said the quickest way to see money disappear was to put in my hand or my bank account, lol.

There are some good and kind people being good to yourself is important but be better to others self promotion is unattractive-modesty isn't dogs are infinitely wiser than most people it's okay to make mistakes people that point out anothers character flaws have bigger ones themselves if someone has to keep telling everyone how great they are-then perhaps they aren't so great. it's all right to eat cake-just not everyday It's not important to have alot of friends it's important to have friends that mean alot growing old is fun-only the very strong do it well! my mind is always open to learn, to understand, to appreciate my heart is always kind, but my fists and mouth are always ready and able to defend how to give one hell of a good deepthroating bj!

There are things you have never tried that you should. Sometimes, letting go and showing your enjoyment of things is infectious. I speak French much better when I have consumed alcohol. My kids and I have more fun together as we all get a bit older. Food always tastes better when someone else makes it. The friends you make as an adult are harder to come by, but infinitely as rewarding or more so than the ones you made as a kid.

Vitto. Sigh. Vitto. Vitto is easily one of my favourite people here on CERB. She's sweet, she's funny, she's thoughtful... and she is MUY MUY CALIENTE. Even better?? She loves bacon sandwiches!!!! Take a look at her posts - she is always there trying to give a smile, add positive vibes and keeping things happy. This woman is absolutely beautiful on every level!!! Kudos to you my sweet!!! Here's her page: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=73095 and here are the accolades: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=69954

Girls wind up with pimps two general ways. The first being drugs, and there are usually several warning signs one can see or feel if they are in the company of someone high. The second, and one thing that I feel the need to stress is LACK OF A LADIES DISCRETION. Sharing our incall locations, asking or sharing our names, asking us personal questions etc. I can't stress enough that our discretion is equally, if not MORE important than the gentlemen's as we want to provide those who visit us with a safe, uninterrupted, stress free encounter as much as a gentlemen wants just that. There are all sorts of opportunists, and due to the public's opinion of sex work along with the isolation some sp's experience from their involvement in this industry along with a lack of support and/or fear from law enforcement, woman in this industry are often targeted by low life individuals who wish to benefit off of them. It should really not be that surprising that most of us go to great lengths ensuring that we and the gentlemen who visit us are as safe as possible. I find it extremely inappropriate to question our safety procedures. In a perfect world our security would be a drop dead gorgeous ninja woman who joined in for fun during your encounters. However I don't know any, and until I find one, like most ladies, it will usually need to be a male involved in our safety plans. The beautiful woman who offer these services are taking many risks to do so. We do our best to avoid the bad things and people we have all heard or read about. I can't stress enough that DISCRETION, and RESPECT are the two most important things in this lifestyle.

What I have learned I have learned that: -No matter how hard you try to help somebody. Somebody alway think you want something in return -Racing a regular white car almost always becomes a police car -Using the excuse I have to go to the bathroom really badly is not good enough to get me out of a speeding ticket. -Walking away may be your only choice

There is an entire section of the forums dedicated to legal issues. I'm too lazy to look it up, but I bet there is some extensive discussion of massage activities. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=279 (hope the link works) Short version is: There are dozens of fully, 100% legal massage "body rub" establishments in Ottawa, (and other major Canadian cities like Toronto, etc). In said establishments, you can receive a massage and what is euphemistacally called "full release" but more happily euphemised as a "happy ending". In short, if I can be crude for a moment here, you can get your rocks off. As long as it is in a licensed establishment and there is NO penetrative sex (anal, oral, vaginal), then you're good to go and can brag on your Facebook page to your vicar, gramma, and local constable if you want with no fear of repercussions. errr... LEGAL repercussions. My gramma, at least, can give one hella disapproving scowl and I'd hate to be the cause of one of them. If you go to see a private MA or an unlicenced parlour, the legal aspect gets a bit trickier, but you're still pretty safe. As long as no one is communicating publicly for the purposes of soliciting blah blah blah snooze - did I mention the legal section of the forums? - yer awright. Basically, the police haven't been actively pursuing even the "grey areas" around the sex industry for some time now, as long as there is no coercion, trafficking, or other illegal activity hand in hand with it. (again, don't take my word for it - read the legal forums on CERB and get up to speed) Did I say "short version"? Sheesh! That's one longwinded short version!

If I was having a glass of wine I'd raise it too,lol, but since I'm not I'll just send out some virtual hugs. Yes PassionVitto so many wonderful men, many I haven't even met yet they are supportive, funny and more than kind with their messages, thoughts and compliments, it doesn't get better than that.:icon_biggrin:

I wholeheartedly agree with this. And may even argue that because of that fact, the terms have kind of lost any meaning in this industry. Use of these terms in ads does not guarantee anything; and lack of these terms certainly does not mean that a lady's offerings are any less in quality. I have never used the term "upscale" in my advertising, nor "elite" or "classy", but I still consider myself to be accomplished, eloquent and intelligent; and my company to be top notch, memorable and worthy of true, discerning gentlemen. Adjectives are all fine and dandy and definitely have their place, but for myself, I find that there is more effective ways to get across a message, show who I am and what I am all about. The proof is in the pudding, anyways. ;) Employ common sense, be a gentleman and educate yourself on the workings of the industry, and you can see just about any lady your heart and cock desires. ;)

It's the little things...

First this does depend on how much of a lottery win But I'd set aside enough cash in safe low risk investments or savings accounts so I'm set for life I'd then pay off all my debts. I'd pay off my mom's and brother's mortgage Then I'd buy a new truck and boat, and buy a house on the water Might even buy a muscle car custom plates MIDLFECRSIS lol Definitely my frequency of encountering would increase. And I could see more sleepovers in my future, even a holiday escape down south or somewhere holiday like. And most definitely I see a coast to coast flight stopping at a few Canadian cities to meet some of my favourite CERB ladies that live too far away for me to meet right now RG

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Saw Vitto yesterday and had to add my voice to this chorus. Slow, smoldering and passionate in the end. a must see!

So I'm not the only one who cups farts with hand and quickly brings hand to nose and then deeply inhales? :P

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The largest known living organism in the world (to date) is a honey mushroom that lives under Oregon in the USA. It is over 2,200 acres in size, and still growing!

It is early Sunday morning and I'm feeling philosophical. I've learned plain steamed hot dogs make a good one handed snack. I've learned to be suspicious of farts after my 50th birthday. I've learned that marriage is more than a piece of paper. I've learned that the sexiest sound to my ears is the sound of my partner's orgasm. I've learned that I can get up to pee several times a night without really waking up. I've learned that common sense is exceedingly uncommon. I've learned that to accept myself I must accept others. I've learned that its never a good idea startle a cat in a corner. I've learned that I love reading what you have learned.

Armageddon, 1998 "No matter what they're charging to get in, it's worth more to get out." Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles, 2001 "I've seen audits that were more thrilling."

L = Lee Loves Licky Licky Labia:) mmmm hmmm

I absolutely love leggins... they are so Comfy and like Cristy sadi they are fashionable.. you can make them look either casual or classy.., and they make my butt look yummi too hehehe

The descriptors "upscale, elite, exclusive etc" are mostly self awarded and definitely in the eye of beholder. Just be a good guy and I wouldn't worry about measuring up. Peace MG

That hindsight is not in fact 20/20 (how we remember the past is often as distorted as how we predict the future). That the hardest person to forgive is often yourself. That it is, nevertheless, important to try. That taking chances is worth the risk the failure. That everyone has different beliefs, but most have good intentions. ...and (one slightly less philosophical) that being a Toronto Maple Leaf fan means learning how to deal with disappointment!

To be me and proud of who I am. Stop being a people pleaser to avoid conflict. There is negativity all around but not to let it in. Enjoy life to the fullest and have fun doing it! Don't give the time or energy to anyone that has nothing postive to bring to my life and disregard all negative and unproductive people. I enjoy volunteering. I love to clean, for fun! I'm much stronger than I could have ever imagined. I have a huge heart and I'm beautiful inside and not just outside. To be proud of all of my accomplishments and exceeding all my educational goals. What to do next?? I love that my friends know they can count on me and that I am very honest and loyal. Life isn't always easy but I wouldn't choose another life, my life has made me the woman I am today. My gut and mind are the best tools I have. I have some very amazing and enjoyable talents. I love my life!! This list will grow................for sure!!

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Don't wait until you are terminally ill to tell the people you care for that you do care about them. RG

Don't think photos were ever in question. Seems like you could quickly discern photo accuracy based on CC's position and relevant tattoo. Cheers,

I've learned that even the crudest "guy talk" cannot hold a candle to "girl talk". I should be appalled but I'm titillated. After being witness to childbirth I've learned that women are beautiful nurturing creatures but also the toughest most badassed beings ever! Additional Comments: Sorry for being crude but farts are very funny! However not so much when you unwittingly walk into one dropped by ther person in front of you while out shopping.

I've learned that my wife figured out that my 4 year old daughter can manipulate me better than she can and this morning I've agreed to something that I've said "no" to for a very long time.

I had the fortune of spending last night with the most wonderful, insightful, intelligent man I have met in a very long time. He finally got me to realize that what others say or think about me isn't important. What is important is what we-ourselves do with that info. That is what makes or breaks us. Lies and rumors can be said and spread it doesn't mean you have to react to them or believe them, the negativity will fall on those spreading them.:biggrin:

May I ask why you didn't simply request a bit more light for your session if you found her room to dark. Had you had the rate prepared for her as most others usually do, there should have been no issue with her receiving what you claim was a good rate for her hh service. Admitting you gave her 15 instead of 40 and using the lighting of her room as your excuse is in very poor taste. How do you think it made her feel to be short changed by a stranger she just offered intimacy to? I'm not saying it is right to be contacted by someone other than her, especially a male, but to jump to conclusions that it was a pimp and not simply her boyfriend is also rather rude. She was probably very upset she got duped out of a portion of her rate after providing you with her body on a intimate level. There is nothing worse than the feeling of having thought you were offering services to a gentlemen who winds up showing a total lack of respect to a woman after she has been intimate with you. I understand she should have counted her rate, but the way you have written your post feels like you are blaming her for her not getting paid in full. Several things happened here that could have been easily avoided. You could have had the rate for the time you had requested counted and placed in an envelope for her to receive upon your arrival to her incall. She then could have quickly double checked it while you washed up for your encounter. At which time you could have easily asked for more light for your session with her. Despite the bf/pimp claim, nobody else so far has stated any similar experience likely because they did not short change her on her rate. Now on top of shorting her rate, you have chosen to post this, which could now cost her more than you care to appreciate! All that for accepting your request for an intimate rendezvous. Doesn't sound very fair to me. She should have received what she quoted her rate as, upon your arrival and before you received her services. I find it disturbing that so many ladies are being claimed pimped. This is Winnipeg after all. Don't assume we wouldn't have security measures in place for our safety. You aren't the first or the last client to short a sp. By posting this you are inviting the possibly that others may now attempt to do the same. I feel very sorry for this provider and can imagine the regret she is feeling in regards to your encounter. I think the way you chose to post this was in very poor taste. I do realize my opinion is will not be that well received by some, so be it. It is not my intention to offend but shed a little light to the damage something like this is going to cost this provider in the long run. After all this is how she is supporting herself. Imagine if you will, having your income and job affected by a half hour incall with a provider.

On March 10, Penny, my standard poodle gave birth to nine gorgeous puppies: three males (one black, one cream and one red) and six females (one black, one cream, one brown and three red). Our breeder says that Penny is one of the best mothers she's ever seen. The brown girl is the best in the litter and will be coming home to us at the beginning of May. Here's a photo of the puppies when they were five days old, and two photos of Juno, our puppy, taken on Sunday when she was three weeks old. .

I've just seen her today for her oral special....can't say enough good things about this beauty.

Here are a few more: Floss and brush your teeth and use mouthwash beforehand Make sure you are freshly showered and have soaped your armpits and genital areas several times. If you are uncircumsized, please pull back the skin on your penis and rinse that area really well. Take care of the money issue immediately without speaking any words so as to avoid doing anything illegal (communicating publicy for the purpose of prostitution) Verbally tell the SP what you like as we are with such a different range of different men that it is hard to guess what you like. One man may like his nipples sucked on while another man may hate that sensation. Be verbal. This will allow us to do everything right and make the most of our time together.