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To celebrate mothers, and the upcoming mothers day I thought I'd start a thread in their honor. Tell us about yours and how you spend mothers day. My mother is, so I think, the best cook in the world. She is extremely generous, selfless, smart, independent, beautiful, and really the only person who I fully trust and feel completely safe around. I talk to her everyday, it is important to me to hear her voice often as it's comforting and grounds me. Her advice is always right and her wisdom is priceless. I think she is the most important person in the world. Mothers, what would we do without them. They teach us, guide us and would go to the ends of the earth for their children. There is nothing like a mothers love. :)

I try to be compassionate with myself as much as possible. While regret is useful, as articulated by Porthos, it does not serve a purpose beyond learning about oneself. If ever I experience a twinge of regret, I try to remind myself that in that moment (the moment over there, forgotten, lapsed, or otherwise inaccessible), I made the best possibile decision for myself. Perhaps now I'm different, or somehow wiser (possible older?), but that doesn't mean that back then my decision wasn't right for me. With age comes that recognition. I made a lot of really stupid mistakes, even within the past few years, but I've learned incredibly valuable lessons from them. I try not to be too hard on myself :) This was a wonderful thread, thank you so much Al!

There is actually an awesome new revolution in male condoms that addresses this issue, along with many other complaints about traditional rolled latex condoms. It's called the Origami Condom. It sounds and looks pretty neat! :) http://www.origamicondoms.com/#!male-condom/c1e2z

While running this evening I came upon a very elderly couple walking slowly, smiling at each other and holding hands. True love exists !

Just taking a moment to Thank everyone for all the super nice things they have said about myself and my performance! It is this kind of support that encourages me to entertain in this fashion, and i'm ecstatic that it being welcomed so warmly! All of you, my supporters, should know you have a part in my success xo Hope to see you at the next show!

Gotta love a good villain. I'll add the aptly named Al Swearengen from Deadwood:

My advice is STAY AWAY, this lady and a few others have been pulling this pay in full via - transfer for weeks now in NB and NS. You send the money, they accept and then when you call for confirmation they tell you they never received the money. A deposit for an encounter with an established lady - sure 100%. for an unknown on CL and BP only i'd run and not look back. The fact she wants FULL payment in advance and not just a deposit screams scam. Ive toured for 3yrs, and ask for a deposit when needed, I would NEVER ask to be paid in full prior unless you were a chronic no show. Id be VERY careful with this one.

I spent the day at the Nordik and I got my first sunburn after this long and cold winter! :D Omg my freckles are popping, lol!

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My dogs, they always make me smile, innocent, silly, unexpecting, all they want is to be loved, fed and exercised, so simple and yet so rewarding-I'm very lucky! :)

I ve always think about what are those things that maybe i would like to do b4i die..., i belive i have lived my live with plenty of satisfaction..., enjoyed myself to the max..., the only thing that really matters to me before i die... N i want to make sure i m in peace with everyone around me... Make sure i was able to tell my mom how much i love her and i appreaciate everything she did to make me the person i am today..., even if i know that she was to find out today what my work is..., unfortunately because of her education and society she cant not understand my job..., but because of her is because i m tgat one strong, hard working woman, looking to always better myself, that i am who i am..., Aldo be able to tell my father that I love him even if we really never got a chance to meet eachother...., My bucket is full of feelings and love..., material things they come and go..., but they will never fill the empty spaces in our heart! Ps: u see summer you are nit only one boooring lol

Many many things - how about this? A guilty face!

I tend to think we all have regrets, choices we wish we could have over again. The key, it seems to me, is not to allow yourself to be defined by the choices you didn't make ... by the regrets. Move forward and don't dwell on the regrets. But also think carefully about choices, and your actions and interactions with those around you. Try to live so you minimize those regrets. Porthos

"The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated." Mark Twain Strip clubs are NOT going away, at least in the immediate future. The argument that money could be spent with escorts or massage works HERE on CERB, not there in the real world. I'm pulling this out of my butt, but I would say that probably 90% of the guys that go into a strip club stop there. That's the extent of their naughty fun. They sit in perverts row, have a few beers, MAYBE get a couple of CR dances and go home to their wives... and they do that BECAUSE they can't get past that mental block of physical "cheating." You can get away with a strip club in terms of GUILT... and as long as the outlet to see naked women exists, men will keep going. The internet is like playboy or porn on the big screen - it's exciting but it's not IN YOUR FACE exciting. Locations may come and go... but the death knell for the industry is far from being rung.

Difficult week at work, so I needed some R&R. What better way to relax than to go to CMJ and participate in a training session with a new MA? I had the pleasure of meeting Justine, who is a lovely young buxomy woman, as her pics show http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3068 The training was done with one of my CMJ sweethearts, and we made sure to show Justine the do's and don't of a fun session CMJ style. It was a joy being with these two ladies and Justine knew a lot already, was eager to learn more and appears to be a quick learner. I am very much looking forward to one-on-one quality time with Justine, real soon.

I want to be like Dr Who and time travel back and forth with hot companions. I can think of a few from cerb I'd like to take along... :)

Motorbike cleaned and serviced. First quick run was just to give her a blow dry to get the water off before the shine job and was taken in rubber boots, overhauls, no gloves or leather,and a helmet (away from civilization, lol). After the shine, a more leisurely ride in full attire. Beyootiful day today!!!!

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Never had this particular problem, I feel how they are rolled with my tongue before slideing them on with my mouth. Presto. Mind you thiss could get tricky if you have to put them on your self, but would make a great party trick.

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Wait a minute...they're supposed to unroll???

I agree with Cristy, and with everyone else who has posted in this thread. While I support Canadians traveling to Switzerland to access the services of Dignitas, it means that only those who can afford the travel expenses can die with peace, and dignity. That makes my heart ache, because there are a lot of people in Canada who simply can't afford those kinds of services, but desperately want them. I think it should be decriminalized. Here's a news article from the 26th about the debate: http://canadaam.ctvnews.ca/assisted-suicide-debate-reignited-with-death-of-canadian-in-switzerland-1.1254921

Salmon fillet marinated in Mill Street maple ale, stuFfed with scallops and grilled on a sugar maple plank basted in a beer and maple syrup sauce. Served with fresh baked rosemary bread and saffron infused white wine risotto. I love being me!

Is this an example of men saying the dumbest things LOL or this LOL RG :-)

I don't necessarily believe I say the dumbest things, but I do realize that a lot of what I say gets lost in translation at times. English from the UK is definitely not the same as english from Canada. There are many words I use that confuse people over here based on the context we use them in. So I have definitely had some odd looks at times from some of the women I've met over here, but fortunately my father is Canadian, so I am pretty used to your style of the language. The entertainment begins when I head south of the border!!! I've spent a lot of time in the US, but there is clearly a language barrier there between us!!! Thank God I'm from West London and not a Geordie or from the Outer Hebrides, there would be some serious communication issues then!!!!

I've come up with a biological reason why men say the dumbest things. You see the expression thinking with his penis and not his head. Well you when a man has an erection it increases blood flow to the penis causing blood loss to the brain making it biologically impossible to think before they talk so that is why we say dumb things. We don't even realize it. Ok I just made that up, just chalk that up to another dumb thing men say.

When we speak of "murder" or the "doctor having too much power" I think it's important to remember that all the posts in this thread are discussing assisted suicide and NOT euthanasia... there's a big difference. I do respect some of your points, though - thanks for bringing them up.

We had this type of thread before, but it's always loads of fun to see what people have on their bucket list! I have been very fortunate enough to this point in my life to have done everything on my bucket list save one thing...go in to space. That is the only thing I have left to do, and hopefully I will get there one day.

Been there done that enjoy youself. How should I put this, expect people of all persuasions and body types who are very comfortable with themselves. Oh also it's not all sex everywhere all the time, it just a resort where people like to be a little more free and sensual. After dark things can get steamy though. Gotta do Ricks Cafe especially at night it can be fun.

Springtime......the birth of a new year.....the smell of new grass and the antics of baby animals in the warm sunshine.

when the radio DJ plays my favorite song :-D

I never thought about this in my entire life until I had a first hand experience with watching someone you love suffer so much. I watched as this happen over time. Going from being able to talk and do thing on their own to being awake but like a coma type person. They could not talk eat move they could not do anything for themselves for 4.5 years. I had to watch them 24-7 and hope that the pain and suffering they where going thorough would end and they would be in peace. I have seen this with my grandma (2003-2004) and my brother(2006-2008) but the one where I wish I could have traded place was watching my son(2006-2010) go through this and not being able to do anything. I want to say that Dyeing with dignity should be a right not a choice.

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Hello Cristy: It all boils down to just one thing, and only one thing. When a person's quality-of-life has diminished to the point where they feel more anguish in living. It is time to respect their wishes and assist them in dying in a manner and they choose. This is one of very few issues I take a very hard line on. I have seen personally, people suffer... A person must have dignity throughout their life! When people, groups and bureaucracies put themselves first, ahead of the person in pain, I become enraged. We cannot understand truly what the person is going through and our discomfort must take a backseat to their wishes. We can however, empathize with them; let them know they are loved and then, let them go with kindness and respect. PatrickGC

Feel the same way.., I though that general area was for all kind of miscelaneous post.. including just for fun post, questions.., and anything you can imagine...

In terms of making gaffes outside the SP client relationship I have too many to list but here's one that happened last weekend. My wife is extremely beautiful and gets hit on alot and we were sitting around entertaining and her sister was there. Well they started a discussion about being hit on and my wife mentioned one guy who is always telling her how beautiful she is and it makes her a little uncomfortable and she said to me,"do you mind that other guys hit on me". I responded, "No, have you seen you, you're so hot it hurts! I can't blame any guy for wanting what I've got". So her sister chimed in that the guy had made comments to her too and even said that he thought my wife and her sister looked like twins. I turned and said, "My God no! You don't look anything like xxxxx (my wife), sure you're completely different shapes". Now I've known my sister-in-law for about 20 years and while there might be sibling resemblance they don't look alike to me. Well she was like very taken aback, out of one side of my mouth I said my wife was very beautiful and then out of the other side I told her sister that she looked nothing like my wife. Although, I actually don't find my sister-in-law all that attractive (she is but not to me) I had to do alot of back peddling damage control to save face.

I would chalk it up to nerves, guilt or some other silliness.

Chives from my garden to top my baked potato!

Random acts of kindness; nature; the concept of pay it forward; making someone's day; a simple smile :-)

Exchanging friendly and sexy emails, pms and texts with some of my favorite and beloved SP friends - although I won't consider these as little things since they mean a lot to me. :icon_wink:

Finding out that sometimes life gives good things to real genuine wonderful people.

Karina... Spending intimate time with a client or conversely when we spend intimate time with a provider is bound to have emotional challenges. Intimacy comes not only from the body, it comes from the mind and spirit. The greater the time spent with another human being, the greater the bond is that is being forged. Is it wrong? Absolutely not; it's human. Therein lies the challenge. The challenge is fulfilling that desire, that need to requite, to validate. The checklist is infinite but you probably should ask yourself a number of questions. First, does he share the same strength of passion for you? If the answer is yes, it becomes simpler and more complicated. It is however the key in determining whether your feelings are insatiable or open to further provocation. Second, if the answer to the first is yes, are you both willing to make sacrifices - significant sacrifices - to see the relationship flourish or flounder? Men, for the most part, do not share well. Your current career is an avocation that might not be in line with his traditional values; he might not be willing to accept a partner that has intimate relationships with other men. It's a paradox, considering the nature of your current relationship, but it is a clear delineation - a line in the sand. Would you be willing to forego your current position to fulfill a relationship that may or may not work out? Further to this - would he be free to make the choice to be with you, without making significant personal sacrifices? Is he married? Does he have children? Does he have a career? Would his family accept the relationship? The typical client-provider relationship is safe because it is discrete and fulfilled at the end of each session. Guilt is diminished - it's a transaction of the flesh rather than of the heart. When you add emotion, the intimacy is enhanced and the safeguards come down - you genuinely give yourself to him as a whole - but the price to yourself is vulnerability. YOU need HIM. It's a struggle that many people on both sides of the industry face. It can be incredibly beautiful. It can also be psychologically crippling. The best advice I can give? Be analytic. Before you approach him, ask yourself whether you would be willing to make equal or greater sacrifices to the ones you may have to ask him to make. Ask yourself whether you really know him or whether you just idealize him. It's far easier to love the idea of a person than actually live with that person. It's a tough one that each of us has to deal with. I don't know whether I have helped at all or over complicated things - but I do hope that I have given some food for thought. A quote comes to mind, not written by Shakespeare but of that era: "Love is the most beautiful of dreams and the worst of nightmares."

If I may........ From an SP's point of view...... Research ur girls well. Most top notch SP's will take the time getting to know you and ur likes and dislikes before you even meet. Every girl is different, just as tho it would be with any lady (sp or not). For the most part us girls have no issues letting you gents know what our boundaries are, and do so in a polite and pleasant manner. Remember, us girls "date" for a living, so we want you to feel as comfy as possible so that you will keep coming back. Personally I love first timers :) They are so cute and sweet when u first meet and by the time the booking is finished they walk out like a champ!!! Lol I guess my point is that a good girl will take on all the responsibilities of creating an atmosphere to suit your needs. When contacting her don't be afraid to tell her ur shy and may need some time to "warm up"; I'm sure who ever you see would be happy to have as much info as possible before hand in order to make ur time wonderful rather then worrying. I would recommend of course myself........... Or miss sugar or miss jade. The three of us are very sweet and would treat you like fine glass <3

There are so many to choose from on this great site. Allyson, Lexy, Katherine and Sierra stick out (uP)

Common adult industry sex terms, abbreviations, codes, codewords, terminology, acronyms, lingo, and glossary. What does this mean, what is the definition of, as defined in the dictionary, and what do the letters stand for: AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront. ABC = american born chinese ABJ = american born japanese Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts. AMP = Asian Massage Parlor analingus = licking anus Asian = analingus Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup ATF = all time favorite ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth. attempts = trying to orgasm Aunt Flo = menstruation, period B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian balloons = breast implants BB = bareback = without condom BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth) BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial BBFS = bare back sex BBW = big beautiful woman BCD = behind closed doors BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism. BF = boy friend BFE = boy friend experience birdwatching = BBBJTCWS BLS = ball licking and sucking Blue Jay = blow job blue pill = Viagra BSB = bus stop babe butter face = everything looks good, but her face BTW = by the way cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less CD = cross dresser CDS = covered doggy style CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club CIM = cum in mouth CL = craigslist.org CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse. Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you cover = condom cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers cups of coffee = releases = orgasms DATO = dining at the o = analingus DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees donation = payment Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only) DDG = drop dead gorgeous DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue DIY = do it yourself (masturbation) DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth ECR = el camino real EOM = end of message. No text in message body. escort = a temporary companion for hire facial = cumming on partner's face FBSM = full body sensual massage fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice FIV = finger in vagina FKK = Frei K?rper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club. FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US. FOV = finger outside vagina French = BJ French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion FS = full service = BJ + Sex Get Brain = blow job Get Comfortable = get completely naked GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor GND = girl next door Greek = anal sex, back door GS = golden shower = urination play GSM = g-spot massage happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty Hat = condom HDH = high dollar hottie HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release HH = half hour HM = high mileage HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven HWP = height and weight proportionate hooker = prostitute IMHO = in my humble opinion interpreter = condom Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks ISO = in search of kitty = vagina Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess. LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH) LE = ellie = law enforcement LK = light kissing, closed mouth LOS = land of smiles = Thailand mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District Missionary = man on top, girl on back mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair MP = massage parlor MP = multiple pops = multiple releases MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club non-pro = not a professional provider NP = no problem NSA = no strings attached OWO = oral without condom OWOTC = oral without condom to completion papasan = male manager of a massage parlor party hat = condom PIV = penis in vagina PL = Pathetic Loser PO = phone operator (for making appointments) PS = private show (Dance) PSE = Porn Star Experience PV = private viewing (Dance) RA = relaxation assistant raincoat = condom RB = myredbook.com rimming = analingus RMP = Russian Massage Parlor ROB = Rip Off Bitch Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away Reverse massage = you massage her Roman shower = vomit play RPG = role playing games Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck SC = Strip Club self-service = you masturbate SF = San Francisco shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer SO = significant other SOG = shot on goal = one release SOMF = sat on my face south of the border = gential region southern france = BBBJ SP = Service Provider SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA spanish = ATM = ass to mouth spinner = very petite, thin girl STD = sexually transmitted disease stroll = path frequented by street walkers SW = street walker TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth TG = transgender TGTBT = too good to be true Tina = crystal meth TJ = Tijuana TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave TLD = topless lap dance tossing salad = analingus Troll = rude and hideous PL Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider. TS = transexual TUMA = tongue up my ass TV = transvestite UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ UTR = under the radar WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this) XOXO = Kisses & Hugs YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others. 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service 411 = seeking information 420 = 4:20 = marijuana 69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time $ = $100 $$ = $200 $$$ = $300 $$$.5 = $350 (get it?) incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates. outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room. two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.