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Dear one.... Are you saying that you book 30-minute meetings and then always go overtime, getting that extra 50% for free, and that you're proud of it? Has it occurred to you that these ladies may not feel that they're able to tell you to leave or to ask you to pay for the additional time? Surely you're not advising others to engage in such exploitation. That's not how gentlemen behave.

In my experience, this is unfortunately the distinguishing point between hobbyists/lifestylers and those men who troll CL & BP looking for a "date". Just to clarify, I know there are many CERB members who use these sites it is not you I'm referring to. The men who troll seem to reduce women to playthings to be used and discarded as they whim suits them. They tend to use direct verbiage and statements such as "will you suck my cock" or "I want a blowjob, how much". There tends to be no respect, no real communication and no pleasantries, almost like we're not worth the effort of normal interactions. Unfortunately many of the girls who are looking to make a quick buck, support a habit, have esteem issues etc. accept this behavior which only serves to perpetuate it. How many CERB ladies who have chosen this as a profession/calling would even indulge such behavior? None! These men think that they're dealing with the same level of ladies and quickly get cut off at the knees. As much as we rally and fight to be recognized for what we do and why, there is still the other side of the equation that feeds into all the stereotypes and negativity surrounding the profession. Would be nice if no matter the setting or people involved, people just gave a little more respect and politeness. Yes, there would still be issues because people have issues yet even a little extra attention to how we treat people could go a long way. No worries people, I'm not gonna start a rendition of Kumbaya!

http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=77835 Well deserved and long overdue as her many reviews and dedication to this site will attest, congrats Tracie ( Midnight Massage) you certainly have earned it-hugs

After seeing Kylie Daniels' pictures in the Bikini thread, I have no choice but to nominate her yet again as cerb Goddess! :)....

I am not in Ottawa, but I can tell you from someone who's had a golden shower fetish since she was very young... that most people don't admit it freely. It could be a self confidence thing, it could just be that, as you said, it's very "taboo". I spent the better part of my life hiding my desire for it, as I thought it was "wrong". Society has a tendancy to make us believe that anything outside THEIR realm of "normal" is wrong. For me? We live once. So experience experience experience !!! Giving AND receiving are both wonderful. Even giving to YOURSELF can be a very erotic experience. Feel free to PM me sometime :)

Just thought I'd throw that out there. WHO'S WITH ME!! EDIT: Apparently I can't spell!!

Booking for 30 minutes with the planned intent of taking around 45 minutes, is just absolutely wrong, it might happen once, but it should not be the intent, and if it happens you should tip to cover the extra time. The egregious part of Luv269 is that this is not only planned, but expected and viewed as a major accomplishment. This is not something to be proud of, more that you should feel guilty of your behaviour.

I love a man who loves it! Not much to add other than there is nothing hotter, sexier than watching a man enjoy it and feeling his cock grow in my mouth while I devour his deliciousness. Cake or cock, well some of you know how much I love cake but cock wins hands down!

For the past four days I have received over 30 some stupid blowjob referencing emails, example, I love blow job, will you give me a sofa blowjob, ect, ect , from one of or all of the above! The first six or seven I ignored the next one "Will you suck my cock" I responded to saying "go ask your mother" so the twenty something more came, moral to the story and obvious common sense advice- do not respond to these kooks, ignore, ignore ignore, I should have know better, responding to these freaks is like putting gas on a fire!

I'm a little sad to read something like this, because I've had clients try and do the same thing to me - and they are clients I unfortunately no longer see. I had a gentleman see me a handful of times, and every time it would be at least at 40 minutes before our session would end. And it would only end because I finally said we're way past our time. The last few times, I pointed this out, and said perhaps we should start booking longer sessions. The last time he contacted me, I finally said, great, I'd love to see you, but only if we book for 45-minutes as our sessions always go longer than 30 minutes. He accused me of 'upselling', and I haven't seen him since. I wasn't upselling - he KNEW he took more than the paid time, and when I finally asked to be paid for the time he actually took, he walked away. It was unfortunate, because I enjoyed my time with him. But I refused to be taken advantage of...and I truly hate hearing about other girls being taken advantage of in the same way. Sometimes sessions go a little longer, and we all (well hopefully we all!) understand it can happen.... but if you know you need more than 30 minutes, you should be booking more than 30 minutes. It will make the time more enjoyable for both of you, and ensure that lady is getting the rate she deserves.

If no fuel is added to his fire it will burn out. He will get bored faster the more you just ignore him.

Sad. Why waste their own time wit this crap let alone yours Cristy... Ignoring can be hard, I know I'm a ginger and love a good fight lol, but sometimes it is just simply the most productive response we can provide...

That moment when a woman takes me into her mouth.....

I always giggle when a man tells me that he doesn't want me to go down on him as he wants it to be about me. Blow jobs are about me. I LOVE giving them, makes me very... VERY wet!

snuggling up to someone you love and trust. be it a close friend or lover

Love to touch and be touched in so many ways all over my body, but one special touch that first comes to mind is gentle hands in my hair. It gives me erotic shivers down my spine, and a tingle between my legs. ;) I am a major massage slut too. Just can't get enough. I used to pick up random guys on online dating websites just to come over and give me full body massages... bah ha ha. Also, I have recently taken a special liking to soft but firm rubbing on my bum cheeks... Feels so nice. :)

Welcome to CERB! :) You should consider it a good thing to have so many great choices!! We have an amazing selection of lovely ladies in Ottawa. :) One thing I would like to suggest if I may... There are many great ladies of all ages, but ladies maybe 24+ years who has a few extra years of experience in man-comfort might be more suitable for the first time kind of experience you are looking for. A lady who has seen several newbies maybe and who knows exactly what it takes to make a nice young lad like yourself feel instantly at ease. What you need is a woman, not a girl, who can show you how it's done... professional, yet easy going and casual. ;) We have many ladies like this around, but your best chance at finding someone who will be close to your taste, is to indeed put in a little bit of time to browse the advertisement and recommendation sections. A nice lady is worth putting in a little bit of effort for, right? ;)

Okay now THAT made me laugh out loud and keep giggling for awhile. For the record I LOVE fellatio so I'm allowed to giggle!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=1006041513638 LOL..couldn't resist!

I'm off to Argentina! My abstract was accepted for a conference in August. I posted about it in my blog: http://lovely-nathalie.com/blog/ Nat xox

Ill step in here, he's not a shill or a shit disturber, in fact he was a long time member before. He left the board after the story aired as it was too close to home. Hopefully when this all dies down he will rejoin the board as in NFLD he was a valid contributor.

I understand the aggravation... but for a first timer, even that "hi" is a big step. This is not an apology for the guys that have been on the boards for quite some time or for someone that has had more than one experience. This is for that first timer. "Hi" is hell. "Hi" is scary. "Hi" means that he has stepped out of his comfort level, regardless of what it is, and decided to delve into a world that is completely foreign to him. We all know the media portrayals; rarely are they positive. But the guy that says just "hi" is going against everything he has been shown and everything that society has told him, and is entering a great big world unknown to him. He may have been debating that "hi" text for weeks. He probably wrote and erased that "hi" a dozen times on his phone and when he finally was satisfied with that message, debated again just pressing the "send" button. "Hi" means that he has decided on extra marital adventure for the first time. "Hi" means that he is lonely and doesn't have the social skills for intimate relationships in the real world. "Hi" means that he and his SO have broken up and is reaching for something to ease the pain for just a short amount of time. "Hi" means so many things, and it could be that you, the recipient are the one he has chosen out of a hundred other possibilities to help him. He doesn't know the next step. He's never done this before. He is scared. Believe me, he is petrified. You are beautiful and sexy and are offering him things that he hasn't had in a long time, if ever. He may stop at just "hi." That may have been the limit of his fortitude. He may just say to himself, "I can't do this." So when you get upset at "hi," please understand that at one time he may have been ALL of us, everyone who gets into the hobby for one of the multitude of reasons that we do the things we do. I apologize if I have offended, all I want to do is give some sense of what that "hi" was all about. I rest my case.

Good thread. An unusual regret many may say. My one regret in life is that I studies for so many years all the way to the highest degree and now in my mid 40's I have only 15 years of pension (not to mention I over-qualified myself for many jobs) and have to work another 20 years to have a comfortable retirement income. If I am born again I would only go up to the Bachelor's degree and go to work at 23 and retire when I will be 55 to enjoy the second half of my life travelling around the world.

Has anyone had the pleasure of meeting Taylor Devine yet? If need be feel free to PM me. I just find myself coming across her ads. Thanks!

G is for gagging (during DT! yum!)

Like most things in life if you keep in classy you'll have much better luck.

Are they all from same user name? Can you block them? If not that would be a good feature to add to the site. I know you'll still get a few idiots but I'm sure it won't be as bad. Well hopefully those idiot read your thread and think twice but that maybe too much to ask.

I'm a tactile person by nature. I love the feel of lips on my lips. I crave deep wet passionate kisses, with tongues twisting against each other. My favourite touch sensation is a wet, slippery pussy firmly planted on my mouth, there is something deeply moving about feeling the silky smoothness of the inner labia as my tongue and lips explore. I also love butt play; gentle caressing touches on and between my cheeks are a sure fire way to wake up Mr. Happy. Oh, I almost forgot fingers and toes!! Many years ago I had a lap dance from a stunning Asian dancer. She started to suck on my fingers in the most erotic way. Now, if a lady pays attention to my fingers or toes, Mr. Happy wakes up and says, "What about me?".

Oh no! You love giving head and I love going down on a lady. However, will we compromise so we both get what we want?

FB thinks I should consider buying a new, fuel-economical Nissan which I can finance it at 0% for 84 months. When I practice Alchemy for Success, Alienware will also help me switch cell phone companies, remember to drink more water and vote NDP on Tuesday (BC Provincial election day).

Well...apparently I am driving a Toyota to Hong Kong (I hope Toyota's float) because it is my last chance for a criminal pardon.....all this while eating Ritz Crackers and Bulls Eye bbq sauce.

I'm not sure if it's totally fair. Yes, it was a horrible thing for him to do to you and not very respectful. The least he could have done was email/text you at some point during the day to explain himself. But for warning him to others, i'm not sure if that is fair. If he did it more than once to you then, yes, tell others that he is a time waster. And for yourself, that you don't see him again...once is too many. I just think for the benefit of the doubt and not knowing why he didn't show up that maybe telling others is harsh...just my opinion. I know i was cancelled on once and not given a reason, no answer, now i wouldn't see her again but i would not necessarily tell others she did this...benefit of the doubt...my time was wasted as well. I'm not condoning it though, as it is wrong on his part. Sorry this happened to you.

Way to go! Not the easiest mark to reach. Keep on posting! Kisses, Lexy

I have to bring this up again, She is soo special and welcomed here in NB that I hope the few who can meet her, will take advantage of this rare beauty! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=73033

Good job, Renegade!

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I'd suggest you go see Jude. In my opinion, she fits what you're looking for perfectly. See her most recent ad: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=132504 Best, toine

I will add to this. If you are doing it for the money, better think again. Unless perhaps you think taking half the fee is a good for the lady and yourself. Even then Half the fee means you both have to work 2x's the appointments then otherwise. That is if you are only representing the one lady. But if you have 10 ladies I suppose you will live comfortably, but the one lady now has to work extra appointments to even come close to what you would make off of 10 ladies. If I tried to make a living off the small donation that my ladies offered me as an agent, I would starve. I never agree that the agent should make the same or more than the ladies who work there. There is much much more to this then posting ads and answering phones. Do you have the experience needed to make an informed and safe booking? Can you screen safely? The responsibility of ensuring the ladies safety is paramount...or should be. Time management, people skills, finance balancing, knowledge of the law and a lawyer paid yearly, everything that a business requires. If you feel that security is one thing you will be best at, then you may need to consider this again too. I only have one bodyguard, that is .....911. Clients that book threw an agency have to be able to trust the agent. You need a good reputation to build that trust. My client come in 2 forms, the hobyiest who books and the ladies I work for. My clients trust me, and know that the ladies are being treated fairly with me. They would not want to book with me if say: I was taking half of the ladies hard earned cash, or if I were a man, or if they never heard of me.

Congratulations on 500 posts Renegade Looking forward to your next 500 RG

Congrats Renegade on 500 posts and your contribution to Cerb!

Awesome, that's 3 of us today! Keep up the great work!

Congratulations Renegade on reaching 500+ posts!!! :D

I suspect that those asking are the trolls and bottom-feeders who are looking for new girls who they can pressure into offering lower rates or services that they wouldn't otherwise. I'm going to guess that established providers don't see quite as much low-balling as 'inexperienced' girls who are just starting out in the industry. So yes, it probably works sometimes or they wouldn't do it. It does, however, answer the question of whether or not you should bother communicating with these cretins. Ignore them and they'll move on.

That's an interesting distinction! I had to stop for a minute to figure out what I think the difference is. "Would't repeat" covers all those simple, "value-neutral" lessons we learned by doing stuff that didn't work out. "Okay, so next time I won't ignore my car's engine light." I think "regrets" in this context covers actions that carried a significant personal cost, either to ourselves or to others. Say, deeply hurting other people who deserved better, or something tragically done or not done for ourselves. They key being that even after the lesson is learned, we feel burdened by the outcome of the error we made, and think differently about ourselves. I've got what I think is my normal human share of regrets, though my awareness of them doesn't darken my view of who I'll be tomorrow.

I tend to think we all have regrets, choices we wish we could have over again. The key, it seems to me, is not to allow yourself to be defined by the choices you didn't make ... by the regrets. Move forward and don't dwell on the regrets. But also think carefully about choices, and your actions and interactions with those around you. Try to live so you minimize those regrets. Porthos

Too cute for words

Observing my little buddy Bandit all excited when he's watching the big cats in action or critters on Oasis. Silly kitty :P

She truly is a NB gem!!! I am so happy to have got the chance know her, she is a breath of fresh air for NB!

To sum up the advice already given: "Ask and ye shall receive!". roamingguy, Phaedrus, and royalflush131313 have given you the best advice you need. And Cleo - be gentle. He knows not what he does. But he'll figure it out quickly. :)

You can't go wrong with Zoe. Seen her a few times and it's always great.