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Dear one.... Are you saying that you book 30-minute meetings and then always go overtime, getting that extra 50% for free, and that you're proud of it? Has it occurred to you that these ladies may not feel that they're able to tell you to leave or to ask you to pay for the additional time? Surely you're not advising others to engage in such exploitation. That's not how gentlemen behave.

In my experience, this is unfortunately the distinguishing point between hobbyists/lifestylers and those men who troll CL & BP looking for a "date". Just to clarify, I know there are many CERB members who use these sites it is not you I'm referring to. The men who troll seem to reduce women to playthings to be used and discarded as they whim suits them. They tend to use direct verbiage and statements such as "will you suck my cock" or "I want a blowjob, how much". There tends to be no respect, no real communication and no pleasantries, almost like we're not worth the effort of normal interactions. Unfortunately many of the girls who are looking to make a quick buck, support a habit, have esteem issues etc. accept this behavior which only serves to perpetuate it. How many CERB ladies who have chosen this as a profession/calling would even indulge such behavior? None! These men think that they're dealing with the same level of ladies and quickly get cut off at the knees. As much as we rally and fight to be recognized for what we do and why, there is still the other side of the equation that feeds into all the stereotypes and negativity surrounding the profession. Would be nice if no matter the setting or people involved, people just gave a little more respect and politeness. Yes, there would still be issues because people have issues yet even a little extra attention to how we treat people could go a long way. No worries people, I'm not gonna start a rendition of Kumbaya!

http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=77835 Well deserved and long overdue as her many reviews and dedication to this site will attest, congrats Tracie ( Midnight Massage) you certainly have earned it-hugs

After seeing Kylie Daniels' pictures in the Bikini thread, I have no choice but to nominate her yet again as cerb Goddess! :)....

I am not in Ottawa, but I can tell you from someone who's had a golden shower fetish since she was very young... that most people don't admit it freely. It could be a self confidence thing, it could just be that, as you said, it's very "taboo". I spent the better part of my life hiding my desire for it, as I thought it was "wrong". Society has a tendancy to make us believe that anything outside THEIR realm of "normal" is wrong. For me? We live once. So experience experience experience !!! Giving AND receiving are both wonderful. Even giving to YOURSELF can be a very erotic experience. Feel free to PM me sometime :)

Just thought I'd throw that out there. WHO'S WITH ME!! EDIT: Apparently I can't spell!!

Booking for 30 minutes with the planned intent of taking around 45 minutes, is just absolutely wrong, it might happen once, but it should not be the intent, and if it happens you should tip to cover the extra time. The egregious part of Luv269 is that this is not only planned, but expected and viewed as a major accomplishment. This is not something to be proud of, more that you should feel guilty of your behaviour.

I love a man who loves it! Not much to add other than there is nothing hotter, sexier than watching a man enjoy it and feeling his cock grow in my mouth while I devour his deliciousness. Cake or cock, well some of you know how much I love cake but cock wins hands down!

For the past four days I have received over 30 some stupid blowjob referencing emails, example, I love blow job, will you give me a sofa blowjob, ect, ect , from one of or all of the above! The first six or seven I ignored the next one "Will you suck my cock" I responded to saying "go ask your mother" so the twenty something more came, moral to the story and obvious common sense advice- do not respond to these kooks, ignore, ignore ignore, I should have know better, responding to these freaks is like putting gas on a fire!

I'm a little sad to read something like this, because I've had clients try and do the same thing to me - and they are clients I unfortunately no longer see. I had a gentleman see me a handful of times, and every time it would be at least at 40 minutes before our session would end. And it would only end because I finally said we're way past our time. The last few times, I pointed this out, and said perhaps we should start booking longer sessions. The last time he contacted me, I finally said, great, I'd love to see you, but only if we book for 45-minutes as our sessions always go longer than 30 minutes. He accused me of 'upselling', and I haven't seen him since. I wasn't upselling - he KNEW he took more than the paid time, and when I finally asked to be paid for the time he actually took, he walked away. It was unfortunate, because I enjoyed my time with him. But I refused to be taken advantage of...and I truly hate hearing about other girls being taken advantage of in the same way. Sometimes sessions go a little longer, and we all (well hopefully we all!) understand it can happen.... but if you know you need more than 30 minutes, you should be booking more than 30 minutes. It will make the time more enjoyable for both of you, and ensure that lady is getting the rate she deserves.

If no fuel is added to his fire it will burn out. He will get bored faster the more you just ignore him.

Sad. Why waste their own time wit this crap let alone yours Cristy... Ignoring can be hard, I know I'm a ginger and love a good fight lol, but sometimes it is just simply the most productive response we can provide...

That moment when a woman takes me into her mouth.....

I always giggle when a man tells me that he doesn't want me to go down on him as he wants it to be about me. Blow jobs are about me. I LOVE giving them, makes me very... VERY wet!

snuggling up to someone you love and trust. be it a close friend or lover

Love to touch and be touched in so many ways all over my body, but one special touch that first comes to mind is gentle hands in my hair. It gives me erotic shivers down my spine, and a tingle between my legs. ;) I am a major massage slut too. Just can't get enough. I used to pick up random guys on online dating websites just to come over and give me full body massages... bah ha ha. Also, I have recently taken a special liking to soft but firm rubbing on my bum cheeks... Feels so nice. :)

Welcome to CERB! :) You should consider it a good thing to have so many great choices!! We have an amazing selection of lovely ladies in Ottawa. :) One thing I would like to suggest if I may... There are many great ladies of all ages, but ladies maybe 24+ years who has a few extra years of experience in man-comfort might be more suitable for the first time kind of experience you are looking for. A lady who has seen several newbies maybe and who knows exactly what it takes to make a nice young lad like yourself feel instantly at ease. What you need is a woman, not a girl, who can show you how it's done... professional, yet easy going and casual. ;) We have many ladies like this around, but your best chance at finding someone who will be close to your taste, is to indeed put in a little bit of time to browse the advertisement and recommendation sections. A nice lady is worth putting in a little bit of effort for, right? ;)

Okay now THAT made me laugh out loud and keep giggling for awhile. For the record I LOVE fellatio so I'm allowed to giggle!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=1006041513638 LOL..couldn't resist!

I'm off to Argentina! My abstract was accepted for a conference in August. I posted about it in my blog: http://lovely-nathalie.com/blog/ Nat xox

Ill step in here, he's not a shill or a shit disturber, in fact he was a long time member before. He left the board after the story aired as it was too close to home. Hopefully when this all dies down he will rejoin the board as in NFLD he was a valid contributor.

I understand the aggravation... but for a first timer, even that "hi" is a big step. This is not an apology for the guys that have been on the boards for quite some time or for someone that has had more than one experience. This is for that first timer. "Hi" is hell. "Hi" is scary. "Hi" means that he has stepped out of his comfort level, regardless of what it is, and decided to delve into a world that is completely foreign to him. We all know the media portrayals; rarely are they positive. But the guy that says just "hi" is going against everything he has been shown and everything that society has told him, and is entering a great big world unknown to him. He may have been debating that "hi" text for weeks. He probably wrote and erased that "hi" a dozen times on his phone and when he finally was satisfied with that message, debated again just pressing the "send" button. "Hi" means that he has decided on extra marital adventure for the first time. "Hi" means that he is lonely and doesn't have the social skills for intimate relationships in the real world. "Hi" means that he and his SO have broken up and is reaching for something to ease the pain for just a short amount of time. "Hi" means so many things, and it could be that you, the recipient are the one he has chosen out of a hundred other possibilities to help him. He doesn't know the next step. He's never done this before. He is scared. Believe me, he is petrified. You are beautiful and sexy and are offering him things that he hasn't had in a long time, if ever. He may stop at just "hi." That may have been the limit of his fortitude. He may just say to himself, "I can't do this." So when you get upset at "hi," please understand that at one time he may have been ALL of us, everyone who gets into the hobby for one of the multitude of reasons that we do the things we do. I apologize if I have offended, all I want to do is give some sense of what that "hi" was all about. I rest my case.

Good thread. An unusual regret many may say. My one regret in life is that I studies for so many years all the way to the highest degree and now in my mid 40's I have only 15 years of pension (not to mention I over-qualified myself for many jobs) and have to work another 20 years to have a comfortable retirement income. If I am born again I would only go up to the Bachelor's degree and go to work at 23 and retire when I will be 55 to enjoy the second half of my life travelling around the world.

I first met Layah at a social event and was immediately blown away. She is incredibly beautiful, but more importantly (for me) she is a really sweet and charming woman. I had a great time chatting with her and left that evening knowing that I would definitely be seeing her again. Anyway, it took a few weeks but we finally set up a time to meet. It was a wonderful hour. Layah is a teeny tiny little dream! And her "spinner move" was fantastic! Thanks sweetie. I'm looking forward to the next time. Woody xoxo

On Valentine's Day I treated myself with an appointment with Alexxandria from ALO. The initial contact and appointment booked was quite easy, plus she has one very sexy accent. :) Here is some eye candy for you gentleman, and some more... We also exchanged some pm's back and forth, and I told her I like to dominate a session by giving a lady a reverse massage, she allowed me too, most of the hour was spent on her, and making her feel like a queen on Valentine's Day. Alexxandria, has one very sexy and fit body, as you can see from above, she loves to work out and it shows. She has a great personality, loves to laugh and loves to enjoy life to the fullest. I think the last 15 minutes was spent with her on me giving myself a massage, and a delicious body silde. The finish for me was amazing she certainly knew how make to make very aroused, with a lot of teasing involved to get to the finish. Thanks Alexxandria, you were a lot fun to spend Valentine's Day with, by the way you looked amazing in your red teddy, and red high heels. 2 more pictures gents.... and her profile link http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=80417

i saw this and know how much people here love Bacon (OD) so I thought this was great. http://ca.shine.yahoo.com/blogs/shine-on/105-old-woman-says-bacon-secret-long-life-182511394.html

LMAO I would be honoured!

You had me at bacon!

Facebook doesn't care about me. I have no ads atm.

Well said Emily!!! Personal tastes vary so much from person to person - it's hard to recommend someone that will suit your precise needs. Don't discount any possibility. Your first encounter will be a bit intimidating for you... but a great provider will understand your situation. She has dealt with first timers before and knows how to set your mind at ease. Be patient. Read the ads. Go to the websites. Make contact. You want to find someone that you not only want to see, but NEED to see. She will strike your fancy. She will entice you. She understands how to please you. Choose wisely my friend... and don't look back. You've entered a magical world.

Thanks for what you add to this community namely humor. Without it life is rather flat and dull so thank you for keeping us laughing. Can't wait for more!

So, you've seen an SP. You've had a duo. Maybe even three at a time. Are you ready to take the next step? The next... few steps, all at once? There is not just one of us. There are hundreds of us. Thousands. And we multiply every day. Given that there's so many of us, I'm afraid the only service we offer is full-on orgies. Nothing else. We will drift softly across your skin, tantalizing you with every touch. We will lurk under your furniture and tickle your feet. And then... ah, you'll have to book to find out. We have just one restriction... we don't do blow jobs. It was OK, until we heard it involved sucking. And you know what else sucks? Yes, that. The terrifying machine that your SO threatens us with when we overstay our welcome. We don't talk about that. We don't want anything to do with it. We do outcalls to your man-cave (you must guarantee your SO never goes there with the V-thing), or incalls in our own, high-class, not-as-clean-as-it-might-be apartment.

According to Facebook, I'm a first time home buyer in need of either a criminal pardon or a gym membership, so I can meet sexy singles and bring them back to my massive outdoor jacuzzi, where we will eat Wendy's and discuss how Shell is creatively solving the world's energy needs. They're on to me!

My daughter's laugh

I would like to wish a very Happy Mother's Day to all the mother's here on CERB!!! I won't be seeing mine today as she's on the other side of the pond, but I hope you all enjoy your special day!!! :D

my new sakura flowers :D

Number 5 in OP is one of my major regrets, not staying in touch with old friends. On occasion it 's possible but more often than not, very awkward to reconnect with the warmth that was once there.

Keep posting

Congrats Renegade !!! Always enjoy your posts ! A true fellow Manitoba gentleman......and next year this time of year perhaps you and I shall be chanting ... Go Jets Go !! ?? !! ;)

Congrats on 500 and thank you for your contributions to this site.

Good stuff, bud. Congrats.

Congratulations Handsome!

As a client I'm not happy about this whole story. Anything that draws the eye of everyone on part of our lives that most of us prefer to keep under the radar is a difficult situation. However, now I'm pretty sure that this thread is moving into an area that is not going to result in anything good for anyone. Maybe a step back is warranted. Just a thought people.

My advice is STAY AWAY, this lady and a few others have been pulling this pay in full via - transfer for weeks now in NB and NS. You send the money, they accept and then when you call for confirmation they tell you they never received the money. A deposit for an encounter with an established lady - sure 100%. for an unknown on CL and BP only i'd run and not look back. The fact she wants FULL payment in advance and not just a deposit screams scam. Ive toured for 3yrs, and ask for a deposit when needed, I would NEVER ask to be paid in full prior unless you were a chronic no show. Id be VERY careful with this one.

Awesome post, I feel that for the most part we make informed choices, and that I believe that choices I have made were not wrong, and really I think we should always look forward and not backwards. But I get it. Think about you future choices, but don't every regret the ones you have made, that will only make you bitter.

Because of the outstanding recommendations she's been getting, I'd like to nominate CMJCourtney as cerb goddess of the day. I had the pleasure of meeting her this week, and she's awesome! Her reco's: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=124971 Her Front :) And Back (find the tan lines...) :)

I would be willing to host at my place with no issues.......except my wife and kids may have a few questions about what is going on ;)