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Cerb gentlemen are that exactly GENTLEMEN! They know how to treat a lady, they respect us as providers, as friends, as women!!! They are definetely in a different league from the clientele you get from other advertising sites, even thou there is still some gentlemen that have not yet discover CERB, but certainly you guys here are the BEST!

I totally agree! .I'm fortunate enough to have meet some of them and they are absolutely gentlemen , classy, elegant, very respectfull, very easy going , so down to earth and so much fun. Yes, they know exactly how to treat a lady, naughty and a little wild in a respectfull way. Its funny because the other board calls cerbites ass licker , well knowing what I know now , they can lick my ass anytime lol.. And from my experience, its very hard to resist or not to get turned on naturally when you see such a gentleman like that. Thanks everybody and have a good one!

While I agree with Emily and Berlin that farts happen, they are only forgivable IF the farter owns it, APOLOGIZES for it, and laughs it off. Then it is up to the fartee to also laugh so the embarrassment can end and the fun can continue. In the cases of Cat and Cunninglingus, the big no no was not the fart itself but the failure to acknowledge the fart and hope nobody notices. If someone's nose is inches from your ass and you fart, they're gonna notice and they deserve an immediate apology. Only then can it but laughed off and forgotten!

I'd agree with you, Cristy. Especially for a first meeting, I'm more comfortable if the Lady takes the initiative. The way I see it I can't accidentally go past her boundaries, or initiate an activity or pace she might not prefer. Which isn't to say I want to stand quietly being directed step by step, just that initially any requests I make will tend to be diffidently spoken--suggestions, not orders; and I'm likely to test the waters so to speak with different activities. You can usually then tell from the Lady's reaction if it's something she enjoys or if you need to slow down or try something else. Does a light spank get a happy wiggle and a moan or...quiet. If I lightly grab your hair do you speed up or pull back. I'm more willing to take the lead with a Lady who is open and willing to share feedback about her preferences and what isn't working, what is working, and what is *really* working! I imagine I'd also be more willing to take the lead if it was an SP I'd already seen, and so have a sense of her likes and preferences. Once I feel I know the pacing, moves, and touch she prefers, taking the lead would come more naturally. There's no fear any longer of making a misstep. There is another reason though why I imagine many like it when the SP takes the initiative. It's about feeling desired. When the other person makes the first moves, takes things to another level, asks for more--it makes you feel like they want you and you excite them. It makes you feel sexy. And who, after all, doesn't like the sensation that you turn someone on?

Yes Summer, the cerb men are the best. I can always tell the difference from what site my callers are calling from. I love learning my guys are cerbites. Learning their handles and finally putting a face to the name. I love it. Cerbites are my guy friends, other sites they are my clients.

The entire concept of the senate really doesn't even make any sense to an average middle class tax paying citizen like me, to be honest. In what kind of real democracy do appointed unelected officials make decisions that affect the entire country? They actually have the power to veto legislation written by democratically elected officials. (i.e. Climate change?!) Several of the chosen senators are actually people who lost federal elections! The electorate says fuck you, we don't want you representing us, and then they are hand picked by the PM to sit in the senate where they undemocratically get to create their own legislation, with a base salary of $132 000/year (Plus $300 000+ in expenses) for 3 days a week of work, 29 weeks a year, up to 75 years of age +pension. The Senate is useless and undemocratic. So useless and undemocratic in fact that Manitoba, Ontario, Newfoundland, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island, and Quebec have all abolished their provincial senate. Abolish it. http://abolishthesenate.ca/facts/

Hi, this is my 3rd year on Cerb, 1st year was mostly lurking and reading the various post and threads and getting to know the SP's/MA's and gentlemen on the board thru their postings. It was almost a year before I took the plunge to meet my 1st SP. She was a kind young woman that gave a great first experience and second experience. I met my second SP in the following year, and she was a great experience and I have seen many times since, and we have become good friends. After that I had my first GFE Massage and it was great which then lead to many more GFE Massages, Now in my third year of hobbying, I have started to meet many more Cerb women and each experience seems to get better and better. I even had my first duo last week :). It was exceptional :) This is a summary of what I've learnt from being on Cerb and my experiences with Cerb women :). What I've learnt from the Cerb Community: - it is a community of caring Men and Women. - it is a source of useful information - is a source of recommended women that have had proven reputations. - it is a place where information can be asked and answered - it is a social community where members have helped each other in need. - it is a place where discussions can be debated. - There are senior members that give good advice to the Newbie's - Also thanks the CERB MOD, he has does a great job, keeping the board running and moderating the members and post. - without the Mod there would be no Cerb. What I have learnt from the Cerb Chat Room: - This is a great place to make friends and meet the other members. - I have spent hours in chat, talking to the men and women of Cerb. - Have met people from around Canada. - I have helped and been helped with other members. - Some night we have a lot of laughs. - Other nights meaningful discussions. What I have learnt from the Cerb Gentlemen: - They are here to help others with information about the industry - They are kind and thoughtful men and know how to show respect to the women of Cerb. - Established gentlemen are proven safe men for the Cerb Women. - Some of them have a great sense of humour. - They have come to the assistance of other members in need. - Without the gentlemen, there would be no Cerb. What I have learnt from Cerb Women: - They are kind and sexy women. - They except people for who they are , regardless of race or colour or size. - All they expect is for them to be clean, smell good and show them with respect. - Please respect their time and limitations. - Arrive on time with the proper donations. - No negotiation of donations. - If you can't make it please call to cancel. - It takes a special woman to be able to do this job. - The women who really enjoy this job and pleasing men give the best service. - Beauty and sexuality is shown from within the person. What I have learnt from myself: - When I started I was a shy man around women. - Now I have more confidence and have no problem being naked with strange women :) - I enjoy spending intimate time with Cerb women. - I enjoy chatting with learning about the real person. - I have become friends with several of the women and keep in contact with them. - Women seem to actually like me for some reason. - As with all meetings, YMMV, But I've learnt to be a gentleman and have in general received better services then I expected :) - Always please the women first, and they will return the favour :) - As I always say, I'm a gentleman and the woman cum first :) Advice to Newbies: - Read the above facts :) - Respect the women. - Be a gentleman. - Women with recommendations are a good choice, but in all cases YMMV. - Participate and become part of the Cerb Community. In closing. I love being on CERB, it has become a daily part of my life. and Thank you to all you women for being sexy, kind, beautiful and emotionally strong to be able to provide the services that you do. I am grateful for the exceptional times that I have spent with Cerb women, they know who they are :). And I hope to have many more great experiences. Gentlemen and women, let's hear what you have learnt from your experiences on Cerb.

I'm new to the massage business and already, after only a couple weeks of work, I notice that my sessions vary greatly depending on the client. Of course the basics are all there, I don't cheat anyone out of what they paid for, but depending on the vibe I get from a client the session may change. If a client is immediately aggressive once the session begins, and continues to cross my boundaries even after repeated requests for him to stop, I will be more cautious about where I stand and how I maneuver my body. If a client is very respectful and perhaps a little shy, I may move in a way that will allow him to touch me more easily and feel less intimidated. I don't think any MA or SP should feel guilty about providing different sessions to different clients- we're not robots, clients come in for the human connection, and our decisions in interpersonal relationships are always subjective.

Great topic Cristie. I definitely don't follow the norm either. I can easily transition from the sensual romantic lady to a wild PSE tiger. I also love role playing and there are some bad boys in the world that understand a visit to Lady Katherine is the only way to correct bad habits.:biggrin: So what guest gets what and for how long? As some have mentioned our time is really important and we need to be compensated, agreed. Time, time, time, it is very important. I tend to be generous with it when the situation permits. I have my home in service but I travel extensively as well. At home things are more relaxed and I do tend to go over, I do like to talk and at the same time I don't feel pressured or that anything extra given is presumed. When I am travelling it is a little different. It has to be, as a touring lady I spend a lot getting to destination and our hotels, meals etc really ad up. So for me I need to keep on schedule and that usually means if you are visiting for a certain time frame that is the way I need to keep it. I have never felt judged for this in the least. Its also great to have the opportunity to show your appreciation once in a while by giving more. That is exactly what it is, appreciation, I don't expect anything more from my guest in the way of a tip or a gift. So at the end of the day ( for me ) it always works out as it ought to.

I have always loved a good old East Coast Canadian accent. :) So friendly and casual. I love the slang too. Hilarious! East coasters are always so loveable! Never met one I didn't like! :biggrin:

You are so right, Emily. The Senate should have been abolished long time ago. They are so useless and are really a joke. Our tax dollars could go to better use than feeding these bunch of political-appointees. What a shame!

Frankly they should be in jail. It's called fraud. The same people who gripe and bitch about "welfare fraud" and people ripping off the system. At least poor people actually have the excuse that they are POOR!!! These two are inexcusable. Porthos

That fact that she didn't acknowledge it may have been embarrassment. People react to embarrassing situations differently. Some will apologize and laugh it off, others will sit in silent mortification hoping you didn't notice. I wouldn't be too hard on her. We are all human and have the same bodily functions. Next time you take a lady to dinner, maybe just skip the Mexican food. ;)

Pro: it feels good Con: You are risking it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexually_transmitted_disease#Transmission_probabilities

Pull my finger

Great line from a Nick Lowe song that applies. "... you've got to be cruel to be kind." Sometimes being subtle doesn't work. Subtle messages don't register when a person doesn't believe that there is a problem. There is no kind way to tell a person that they are malodorous. Nope. But in her own way, Cat tempered her response by NOT identifying the party. She merely alluded to the fact that ONE of the respondents was making an egregious error in suggesting that he did not have an odour problem. If that gentleman can self identify and feel that he was not singled out, all the better. He gets the message, applies the requisite amount of anti perspirant/deodorant and he is good to go. No harm, no foul. No bullying. Deliciously subtle but direct. Cruel? Meh. Kind? Absolutely.

Was this person specifically mentioned? No. Just suggesting that for those that feel there is nothing wrong with their hygiene is what this thread is all about. If the person sees themselves, and is offended, then they really need to look at this in a realistic light. Are there any steps they are missing in their routine to get ready to see a lady? Are they being honest? Do they really think that if they went up to 10 random people and asked them "be honest, do I stink?" Would they then turn around and say "well, they are wrong, my bo is not that bad" or would they then say, "wow, I didn't realize it was that bad".

When I see a companion, whether she has a menu or not, all I believe is she is being compensated for her time. What happens during our time together is between consenting adults. Really, boundaries and rules, as long as both the SP and client are respected, and no one is hurt, are unique to each and every encounter. And it is the lady's ability to make each encounter special and unique that makes her professional If you have clients who enjoy their encounters with you Christy, and you are comfortable enough expanding your boundaries you shouldn't worry about whether that is professional or not. A good or great companion is one who makes each and every encounter something special and unique for her clients, and that to me is what makes a companion a professional. A rambling RG

I usually anticipate that I will receive exactly what I've paid for. If it's two hours, then I should be leaving fairly close to the two hour mark. I think, with established clients that you trust and have a good relationship with, variations on that are certainly fine and appreciated. I'd probably recommend more hesitation with first time clients. I remember a very special lady, who I was a regular with for many years. We saw each other probably twice a month, usually for 2 or 3 hours. Once, towards the end of the appointment, we were laying in each other arms. I said I should go, and she said "don't worry ... I have nowhere to be and nothing else on". I stayed for another hour of absolute heaven. two weeks later, appointment up, we're in the same position. I say, "I should be going". She kissed me and got up to get dressed while I showered. It was exactly as it should have been. Porthos

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I found out yesterday that you are allowed to bring small pets to Mexico on vacation!! They are even allowed in the cabin on the plane! This is very exciting, as I have been hesitant to go on vacation for several years now because I didn't want to leave my dog with a sitter. Mommy & Milo Mexican vacation next winter!!! Yay!!! He will be the happiest dog alive in that hot Mexican sun. It will also be a good way for him to get in touch with his chihuahua heritage. bah ha ha... Can't wait! :D

French and Aussie are my fav's and 69 ...... I love it but this accent is kinda garbled and has a hint of the mumbles or marbles in the mouth sorta thing when you try to talk to each other ;) hehe

Basically, the more I see her, the more I'd be comfortable taking control. I'm completely fine with her leading the way in the beginning.

This is due to some of the backend systems I have been working on and a repair to one of the database tables I had to do. As the site grows these little bugs appear and I am doing me best to try to fix them as they appear. Is everyone's UserCP and Subscribed threads ok now?

Interesting, I would have never thought of that. As I always thought it were just women who had the need to be desired, I still have a lot to learn, it seems:) But I can certainly relate as this is why I like the man to lead, that and the fact that I find a strong, dominant man sexy:)

In my first and second encounters with a lady, I let the lady lead. You may not know her boundaries well enough to initiate. It's not so much about me giving up control as it is a question is the lady willing to give up her control to someone she doesn't know A rambling RG

Awww :) Nice of you to care for him. Those little guys can be so delicate indeed. Not sure where you are right now, but if you are in Ottawa, there is an amazing bird sanctuary here that specializes in rehabilitation and will get him all fixed up and as good as new. :) http://www.wildbirdcarecentre.org They are open during the day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year to drop off injured birds.

My cat just brought me a present... a little injured bird and I'm not sure if he has an injured wing or leg :( I put him into a box on top of a comfy blanket for now and gave him a small bowl of water (not deep so he doesn't drown) and I guess I'll have to take him to a vet tomorrow. I have no idea how to take care of him and I wouldn't want to hurt him by trying to help him either... He's so small and delicate! Poor little birdy, I hope he gets better...

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I use secret ;) "Strong enough for a man, made for a woman" !! Seriously ! Laugh away fellas ... It is good shit !! Ha Hmmm ?? ... maybe that is why the bi-sexual ladies jump me so fast ?? ;) and that was a big joke cause I have never been jumped................. Anyhooooo.....Impeccable doesn't apply to me Lee for sure....but I do my best to be clean, I tend to overdo it on the showers probably, groomed, trimmed as good as I can be (hairy fella here aka Austin) and I use deodorant !! I don't wanna text a lady that I want to set something up with.....I have spent time with and want to see again and again and have a very polite decline.....that really means ... "No you stink "

Eh, farts happen. Apologize, laugh, keep going.

I'd say I'm fairly comfortable, especially online, either on the forum or private message. I like having some time to phrase my thoughts and try to find a nice turn of phrase (not that I always succeed mind you...and it doesn't explain all my typos!) I'm also comfortable in person, and quite like the conversation aspect of a encounter. As for a social, I like the idea of it and suspect it would be a blast, but like CdnTraveller I don't think I'd attend one in Halifax. I love my city and province, but it's not quite big enough to offer the anonymity I'd prefer heading in and out. Now, where I am quite nervous is on the phone! Face to face I can usually string a decent sentence together (though admittedly sometimes I have to wait for my jaw to come back off the floor--there are some very beautiful ladies in our midst!) but for some reason I never feel like I quite know what to say when I make a phone call. I usually prefer to chat as much over private message as possible, so that there's less that needs to be discussed over the phone before the in person conversation can start.

What Cato said goes for me as well. Additionally, I think seeing the ladies, some of who I may have seen previously, interacting with other men would shatter some of the girlfriend fantasy. Intellectually, I understand the women I see also see other men. But I fear when confronted with visual confirmation my ability to suspend disbelief would be compromised. You should know this has nothing to do with jealousy. This is more about sharing something unique and intimate with a provider and not wanting the uniqueness tarnished. Additional Comments: As far as my comfort level on the board, at first I was shy; essentially a lurker. But after reading many informative, funny and erotic posts, I started to test the waters. The warm reception from the board members encouraged me. Now I feel very comfortable sharing thoughts and observations with this community.

Not only does it suck about their expense claims...hell they got more in expense claims than I make in salary, but I recall them as journalists. If there was a story about some politician at the trough they would go after him/her like a pit bull on a poodle. Now that they are in the Senate they are at the trough too One good thing, they are out of caucus, better yet if they were kicked out of the Senate RG

I would imagine it depends a lot on hygiene. Additional Comments: Speaking of BBBJ and DATY, some symptoms of throat gonorrhea can appear similar to strep throat (sore throat, white infections on tonsils, etc). Also, test for strep throat and throat gonnorhea is different, so if you go see a doctor about it and have a reason to believe it's not strep throat, tell your doctor, so he/she can perform the appropriate test.

Sorry folks....every time I read the title of this thread I LOL !!! Thinking about this clip

Well this could be an amusing thread for me!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

Scottish ALL the way followed closely by Irish or English. Robert Carlyle is someone who I could listen to all day at least when he's in his normal voice. Not only does it provide aural orgasms....it's a huge turn on. If I ever get to Scotland...people will not be safe!

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A person who's drowned in cologne or perfume or aftershave turn me off big time. So, I am extremely careful not to overdo it myself. Before an appointment, I take a thorough shower with Dove soap. Then a bit of Old Spice deordorant in underarm arm area and a tiny bit of body lotion. On another note, I just love the "mild" scent of a lovely lady I recently received at home. After an overnight stay, she borrowed a robe from me when she had finished her shower and then wearing it while putting on her makeup and so on. The mild scent she has left on the robe is so sweet, sensual and perfect and it reminds me so much of our lovely encounter.

My sincere condolences to all those who have migraines. I used to get them, and they were murderous things. I'd see halos around lights and everything looked hyper-intense in colouring and detail--like when the ozone is really high in the air, right before a rain storm--for about half an hour or so and then the pain would arrive. If I was fortunate, I could get home in time to take some heavy meds and go to sleep. If not... oh, God. I can still remember hearing a fly stamping his jackboots on the ceiling while I lay naked on the bed unable to tolerate the feel of a sheet on top of me. It was the worst thing in the world. Fortunately, my migraines went away when I was pregnant with my first child and I haven't had one since then. I guess, for me, they were hormonal. Others aren't so lucky! I wish I could help.

I like when the ladies are slightly more dominant, it just gives a better impression that I'm their "guest".

Thank you for visiting my personal profile. My companionship is well-suited for distinguished clientele who prefer confidentiality and privacy. You will find me a rare, special blend of exquisite beauty, integrity, and solid character. I am well-educated, articulate, genuinely kind, and possess a great sense of humor. I am also ultra-sophisticated, extremely feminine and posses a down to earth charm. I believe in treating people with dignity and respect, as this is very important to me. Taking extreme pride in my body and appearance, I am always impeccably groomed and dressed for any occasion. Most of all, I believe beauty comes from within then shines through on the outside. These qualities are paramount to a true exclusive luxury companion. I prefer to spend time with a very selective, mature man who enjoys a woman with an effervescent personality. I don't take anything for granted that life has to offer. I am a soft-spoken, passionate, and sensual woman who possesses a mixture of incredible sex appeal combined with a charismatic personality. I strive to put you at ease in any situation and this will be evident when you meet me. I enjoy intellectual conversation and laughter. If you are an affluent, distinguished gentleman who prefers a lady with a great attitude and demeanor, and who also enjoys quality over quantity, then I am for you. I like to kiss slowly, forgive quickly, laugh easily, and enjoy every moment to it's fullest. I have a very warm and caring personality that will make you feel like we've known each other for years. I have a college education and can appreciate intelligent conversation. I believe that intelligence, humor, wit, self-confidence (somewhat humbly so), resilience, strength of character, and a willingness to learn are incredibly important qualities to have and share so I tend to gravitate toward those who possess them as well. I would like to think that I'm the kind of woman who can awaken passion and stimulate the imagination. And I can only hope that others enjoy my company, as much as I will appreciate theirs. :milleunenuit::ThankYou: HERE UNTIL 11PM

Just feel the need to mention that most SPs wouldn't say anything about it to you as insulting gentlemen will not promote repeat business. That being said, if I encountered someone who's hygiene was a real issue, I would simply not be available to him in the future.

Did you know... ...The Clitoris is the only body part in either females OR males, in which it's only function is pleasure? :) ...the "glans" which is just the tip that you can see has over 8,000 nerve endings, nearly twice the amount on the head of a penis? ...only less than one quarter of the clitoris is visible and the internal parts rival the size of an adult penis? ...the clitoris will grow up to 4x between when a women hits puberty up until after 30 years of age? ...ancient cultures used to worship the divine vulva as the gateway for all of human life? Yup, it's pretty amazing! :) <-- All that yellow is the clitoris!

Following a script is way too laborious lol. Can't we just let the passion dictate the time we spend together? Now, I can act out a fantasy with ease (my mom always told me that I was a great actress after my temper tantrums lol) but isn't it more fun to act in moment? Now, that being said, I do like knowing the basic premise of our encounter prior but once we are together, lets be together!

Maggie Rottweiler I am other I provide security for the girls. I keep everyone in line and make sure the guys keep in line. I appear like a big mean bully and that is exactly the point. If you are afraid of me, then I am doing my job. I maintain perimeter security, entrance security and keeping my eyes and ears open for anything that goes on. Hobbies include playing at the beach, sleeping on my owners lap, and letting the new kitties sleep with me when they first start.

Any guys who are still wondering why some SPs ask for references or conduct screening should read this. AND THEN QUIT WHINING ABOUT IT. FOREVER.