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Ladies... we are not that complicated. Really we aren't. Much like the Happy Hobbyist thread, I hope we can dispel some of the unknown mysteries of manhood... stuff that you may or may not have difficulty in grasping.... So here goes. 1. Answering Questions Men, as stated before, are not complicated. In fact, we are rather simple. Painfully so. Rather like rocks. Rocks that get excited by the sight of naked women. Frankly, when you ask us questions, we go into panic mode. Panic. Sheer terror. Don't get me wrong, it's not that we don't know the answer to things you ask, we just don't know that answer that can't be interpreted by you to cause tears or anger. Simple questions. Really simple questions. "What do you want for breakfast?" Ummmmm... if I say bacon, I am being insensitive to the needs of slaughterhouse pigs, her need to maintain a fat free diet, her Jewish friend Sarah that may drop over today, and to the mess that bacon causes in the kitchen. But I like bacon. I say, "bacon."... and she's okay with that. Whew. and then I say, "... and eggs." And that's when the tears come. I have no idea why eggs cause tears but they do. Now I figure that bacon and eggs are a natural combination. When I say "eggs" she believes that there is an ulterior motive. Like an affair. With an egg merchant's daughter. A younger, prettier egg merchant's daughter. That I have NEVER met. But because I have said "eggs", I won't have sex with my SO for a month. I am just glad that I didn't ask for orange juice. Men, well we say things because ummmm... it's what pops into our heads. There's no deeper meaning. Remember the "simple" part. That's us. It comes with a penis and testicles. Standard equipment. We selfishly answer simple questions with simple answers. 2. The Toilet Seat Men have the option of either sitting or standing to pee. It's one of the glories of being a man. We can step back a few paces and let a glorious golden arc escape us and giggle with manly glee that we hit a porcelain bowl dead in the centre with the acumen of ancient archers. We have been educated for years by our matriarchs that peeing on the seat is inappropriate. So we walk over and carefully LIFT the SEAT. We CHECK TO SEE WHETHER the SEAT IS UP. We use our man hands and manipulate the seat to a position that will accommodate our urinary delight. The seat is often callously left in the seated position by those who have tread before us. Undaunted, and in consideration of others we do not pee while the seat is in the down position. No. We check the seat position and lift it. See the theme? Ladies. You have eyes. You have lady hands. Manipulate that seat to the down position when you have to go pee. I know you can do it. You don't need to plunge your lady bits into an abyss of icy cold aquatic hell... check the seat position... like we do ... EVERY TIME WE PEE. more to come...

Actually douche bag and sex offender Remember, any unwanted sexual contact is a sexual assault. Seeing a professional companion doesn't give a guy carte blanche approval to do any sexual activity he wants, the lady's boundaries must be respected RG

I don't think you were wrong to ask, though neither do I think she was wrong to decline your request and end the conversation if that's how she was inclined. Presumably she has enough clients who are comfortable meeting her rate without question, that she can afford to screen clients who aren't. It's just one of those human things; you and the SP were simply on different wavelengths and it didn't work out. No harm, no foul, just move on.

A man who smells delicious. And is funny. Drool worthy. P.s. Wash your hands after peeing...... Yes i can tell if you did or not! :-)

It depends on the chemistry and hygiene to begin with but I know that I adore DFK and from personal experience, so does Sara McQuestion. Just look at profiles and ask the ladies directly, you will get a clearer picture. Because of the YMMV factor, one hobbyists experience isn't indicative of what you will get in this instance... cat

I wanted to take a few moments to thank not only the gentlemen but the entire Cerb community for one of the best changes I've seen since my return to the hobby ( had been gone since 2008 )... During the pre-chatroom era ( circa 2005-2008 ) I was often chastised for being an SP who wasn't a size 0. I'm a size 12. You know who else was a size 12? Marilyn. I don't need to write out her last name, you know damn well who I am talking about. Over the last few months, I can see that the diversity of cerbites has increased greatly, which shows in cases like preferable women's sizes no longer being a biased, one-sided affair. Even if women my size are not your cup of tea, the respect shown concerning "to each their own" is staggeringly exceeding my expectations. Thank you cerbites for believing in "all women are beautiful in their own way" !!! An especially BIG thanks to the mods also, as this chastisement was allowed to take place on "the other board" which is the main reason for my switch to this one only :) I love your no tolerance for BS! ________________________________________________ FOOD FOR THOUGHT: 1. Marilyn Monroe's body measurements: Height: 5'5 Weight: 118-140 lbs Bust: 35-37 inches Waist: 22-23 inches Hips: 35-36 inches Bra size: 36D 2. Dove's "REAL BEAUTY" campaign: http://www.dove.ca/en/Social-Mission/About-the-Movement.aspx 3. Definition beau·ti·ful adj. a) Having qualities that delight the senses, especially the sense of sight. b) Excellent; wonderful. beauti·ful·ly adv. beauti·ful·ness n. Synonyms: beautiful, lovely, pretty, handsome, comely, fair All these adjectives apply to what excites aesthetic admiration. Beautiful is most comprehensive: a beautiful child; a beautiful painting; a beautiful mathematical proof. Lovely applies to what inspires emotion rather than intellectual appreciation: "They were lovely, your eyes" (George Seferis). What is pretty is beautiful in a delicate or graceful way: a pretty face; a pretty song; a pretty room. Handsome stresses poise and dignity of form and proportion: a very large, handsome paneled library. "She is very pretty, but not so extraordinarily handsome" (William Makepeace Thackeray). Comely suggests wholesome physical attractiveness: "Mrs. Hurd is a large woman with a big, comely, simple face" (Ernest Hemingway). Fair emphasizes freshness or purity: "In the highlands, in the country places,/Where the old plain men have rosy faces,/And the young fair maidens/Quiet eyes" (Robert Louis Stevenson). 4. Most importantly: BEAUTY LIES WITHIN THEY EYE OF THE BEHOLDER

Agree many ladies that are not yet to be found on a review or recomendation Board non the less.., If she is new.. or did not have one yet maybe she could have just said "Sorry i am new in town, in the business" what ever her situation may be... " no I dont have any yet.." is not just about having or not any recos.. some ladies dont even want any... but is about honesty... avoiding the question is not the answer! Is about being a trust worthy person... I know that if I have anyone that asks for any reviews... i ll give them gladly... One of the most important thing in this business is TRUST and u gain that by being honest! and it works both ways ladies to gent and gent to ladies...

My first thought... Hummm, why is common sense called common sense when it is not so common? lol Now, let me go set up an appointment with my gynecologist and when I see him, I'll try to play doctor with him and see how far I can take it...

She may be new and inexperienced or she has something to hide. Admittedly, it is an SP's pet peeve when she feels like she has to justify her rate over the phone to a stranger but an experienced, reputable SP will be glad to direct you to a site where there are reviews/recos if she is sure of herself and her business skills. When I was advertising on that site once in a while, I would actually try and bring some of these guys over to Cerb or get them to join because all of my info and pictures are here. I had my doubts but many of them didn't seem to know what I was talking about ( I'm sure many knew about Cerb and already members but it seemed like others didn't want to take the time to register to look at album profiles and what not). I took the extra step to give them some sort of reassurance that I wasn't a fly by night but those who booked in the end said it was the genuine conversation I had with them over the phone and that I took an extra few minutes without being pushy. Go with your gut and you did the right thing by asking for additional info. It's your hard earned money and you have the right to spend it wisely. :)

There are many reasons to do this and as long as the reasons are good for you and important to you, then they are good reasons and it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks. As was already said, attraction and beauty aren't just skin deep. Attitude, manners, sense of humor, enjoyment, openness, hygiene, a positive attitude etc. all play into making someone attractive to others. Don't sell yourself short based on what you think you see in the mirror. Most of us have a skewed perception of ourselves anyway. Most SP's will welcome you with open arms and treat you wonderfully as long as you follow their personal guidelines and the common ones of being respectful, clean and friendly. Nerves will be present but don't let that stop you from jumping on board and experiencing something wonderful. Browse ads and profiles and find someone who appeals to you then begin a conversation. Follow your intuition and enjoy!

I don't think you were wrong however, her not having recommendations and probably not being a member of a review board doesn't mean she is not a good provider. Maybe she hasn't heard of them or there are none where she is from. I agree with you, she was deffensive which was probably what caused you to decide not to see her but had she reacted different or if ever in a similar situation I would suggest to communicate a bit with the lady in order to get an impression on her and decide to book or not, not all ladies are active on boards same way us providers know not all gentlemen have a reference or are members in review boards.

As you said, any reputable SP's would direct you to reco's or input if there is any to be had. There are many threads on the business side where SP's discuss the importance of both client and SP making a good match which involves research. Personally it sounds like she thought you were questioning her rate not just making a statement about it. It was definitely a defensive reaction. I would assume perhaps a new SP and not one accustomed to the business. All the ladies I have read about here would (and do) provide links to their reco's and feedback consistently and some even have it on websites. They understand that sometimes to make a decision especially where money is concerned, you need to do your homework. My only suggestion would be if you run into this again, don't mention anything about the rate, instead ask for links to reco's or other information. Sometimes what you think and don't say works better to get you what you want with less hassle.

MsManda is another example of a SP who had her beginning on Halifax CL. It's the way it is, for every half a dozen WOT/WOM, you find a gem.

I certainly like how you formatted and never used the word "lost" in # 4 Directions. I am definitely a believer that a man is usually never lost but may from time-to-time be temporarily uncertain as to his exact postion.... Aviators as I am are vain when it comes to those things and admitting they may need glases (I finally did after 5 years of needing them).

Just thrown in for discussion, and my opinion only. If a touring lady is willing to commit to you to see you, (and that commitment requires an investment/expense on her part (airfare, hotel, meals, incidentals etc) ) show her the same commitment on your part. For example I cancelled last minute on a lady a few years back due to illness, but I paid her donation in full. Why, well why should she be out the expenses of touring, expenses she paid on the belief she would make a profit on the money spent on her expenses because a client who committed to seeing her cancelled at the last minute. Answer, she shouldn't be out any money Show the ladies you really want to see them. Maybe that means paying a deposit, maybe, as I have done, pay their donation in full if you cancel at the last minute. A rambling RG

Claire Heavens and PassionVitto are the new hot duo in O-town... what can be better than Passion in Heaven yay! Blonde and the brunnette! cant get any better! all thanks to Al from Quebec who brough us together! Thank you Al! It would have never happend if it was not for you!

Everyone has their own reasons for seeking the company of an SP. And that reason is the proper reason to see a professional companion, with the caveat that you are always a gentleman, and respect all of the lady's boundaries. Remember that SP's are professional companions, what is important to the lady is she is seeing a gentleman, good hygiene, pays in full etc. She would much rather see a gentleman who isn't good looking rather than see someone who looks like he should be on the cover of GQ, but has absolutely no respect for ladies. In short, your character counts a lot. That's coming from a guy who's overweight, bald,oops political correct term folliclly challenged, wears glasses and is in his 50's If your shy just tell the lady when you contact her so she knows. Also tell her it's your first time. BTW once you commit to an encounter, no matter how nervous you get, carry through with the encounter, don't back out. A few ramblings Good luck and have fun RG

I would say Katrine and Jessy are - by far - the best kissers I've been with. :bowdown:

Count me in! These lips were made for some serious DFK action. XXX

Celebrating one of my very fave anniversaries today. May 22, 1977 my buddy and I returned from work in Garland,Tx. and saw a note held down on the dining table by a beer bottle from our housemates. It said "thought you guys would want these". "These" were two front row, center tickets to see Led Zeppelin @ Tarrant County Convention Center in Fort Worth. The tickets were bought from a scalper for the astronomical price of---------$20 each, lol. Due to mass consumption of intoxicating substances, it's amazing that I even remember the show but I can, including the surprise appearance of Mick Ralphs for a dueling guitar thingy with Page to close the show. Just thought I'd share one of the fondest crank memories!

Thank you, everyone, for your contributions to this thread. That one should communicate and should not assume is of course good advice. In fact it was the point my questions were aimed at in the first place. I didn't, after all, ask "what does PSE mean?" My questions were what message SPs thought they were conveying if they said it, and what message hobbyists thought they were receiving if they heard it. My guess was that those were not always the same message: the discussion seems to confirm that.

Lol, I think that is cute hes telling you enough, you've been on this machine to long, time to pay attention to me. Sometimes our fur babies can be very demanding, just as we can be. But for all their quirks and annoying habits pets make the best friends:biggrin:

As I mentioned in an earlier post, I think service providers are the epitome of the entrepreneurial spirit, and without contradiction by their very work and other choices clearly state that sex and emotional connection are critical to the human experience. Whether a person is public about this career choice or chooses to keep it under wraps is very secondary to the fact that they acknowledge that both money and sex are critical to a person's well-being in this modern world. In short, it takes real balls to be this kind of true frontier entrepreneur. It's a spirit I find lacking in general "out there" in the far too pasteurized world, where someone goes off on a bizarre tangent every few moments. For example look at some of the dialogues we've all seen on Face Book. But here at CERB, and a few unrelated underground sites, there is a real sense of community. Both clients and workers are passionate about what they do. Boy does passion ever bring people together. Just wanted to put that out there and say thanks to everyone. Let's keep on going. Take care won it all! PatrickGC

Thank you everyone for the helpful and honest contributions on this thread. :) I must say that I have been very lucky with nearly all of my guests being clean and fresh. This thread actually made me realize something though that I have neglected. When gentlemen arrive at my incall location and opt to have a shower, if they are washing properly, they will have washed away any previously applied deodorant. Things can heat up pretty quick sometimes and it doesn't take long to get sweaty again. Thus, I have added unscented aerosol spray deodorant to the list of toiletries available for my guests in my incall latrine. Other things include three different choices of body wash including an unscented variety, regular bar soap, men's shampoo, individual bottles of Scope mouth wash, gum, and unscented lotion. Please feel free to use any and all of them when you visit! :) Thanks! :)

For myself, I don't pay attention to it at all, I know the individuals that are quite worthy of more then their status-points etc etc where others have ballooned just way off the charts. I think the only I remember reading was your power level, far right in the 3 sequences of numbers, I think I'm around 185-190 which is power level? So I give and spread my points to those that are new to the board when they contribute or if it is a MA/SP I will for their ad. Those that have been given a god status since inception of the point system was at a time where the system was not calibrated correctly it was actually getting out of control IMHO. Some of us actually lost our God status and now have the 10,000 points or more status, but seriously I think it is also trivial as well. It needs tweaking,it does need to be debated within Mod and council in my opinion. Perhaps a format like twitter "favourite" a post with nothing attached to it.

Sarah has been visiting Halifax on and off for the past three months. After some mix ups we were finally able to meet. She is bubbly, funny and has great skills. Lets just say she was very attentive to her work. Facially she was attractive and her services were what I desire in an SP. Would recommend and I plan on seeing her again.

Bp is hit and miss. I have found a few treasures there such as Emily Wilson aka italian goddess aka miss January. She is however a cerb member and super hot. Things you have to watch for and try to avoid on BP are: Girls who are in the business for drugs or are being coerced, Under age, drug addicts and may bait and switchers. There are however some great ladies who advertise on BP, many of whom are also cerb members. So do your research and ask questions. And if you take the plunge and go for one do what I do...post a general invite for members to send you a private message for info on a recent experience. This can save us all a lot of grief and awkward experiences.

deuschebag? Is he German?

Thank you for visiting my personal profile. My companionship is well-suited for distinguished clientele who prefer confidentiality and privacy. You will find me a rare, special blend of exquisite beauty, integrity, and solid character. I am well-educated, articulate, genuinely kind, and possess a great sense of humor. I am also ultra-sophisticated, extremely feminine and posses a down to earth charm. I believe in treating people with dignity and respect, as this is very important to me. Taking extreme pride in my body and appearance, I am always impeccably groomed and dressed for any occasion. Most of all, I believe beauty comes from within then shines through on the outside. These qualities are paramount to a true exclusive luxury companion. I prefer to spend time with a very selective, mature man who enjoys a woman with an effervescent personality. I don't take anything for granted that life has to offer. I am a soft-spoken, passionate, and sensual woman who possesses a mixture of incredible sex appeal combined with a charismatic personality. I strive to put you at ease in any situation and this will be evident when you meet me. I enjoy intellectual conversation and laughter. If you are an affluent, distinguished gentleman who prefers a lady with a great attitude and demeanor, and who also enjoys quality over quantity, then I am for you. :milleunenuit: I like to kiss slowly, forgive quickly, laugh easily, and enjoy every moment to it's fullest. I have a very warm and caring personality that will make you feel like we've known each other for years. I have a college education and can appreciate intelligent conversation. I believe that intelligence, humor, wit, self-confidence (somewhat humbly so), resilience, strength of character, and a willingness to learn are incredibly important qualities to have and share so I tend to gravitate toward those who possess them as well. I would like to think that I'm the kind of woman who can awaken passion and stimulate the imagination. And I can only hope that others enjoy my company, as much as I will appreciate theirs. :shehot: HERE UNTIL 11PM

Definitely been tell that I am a great kisser :-) Love DFK. That is what turning me on the most in my session but YMMV of course. Hygiene is really important to me. Hope you find what you looking for sweety xoxox

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Have a great day! And thanks for all your great posts.

Ummmm... damn. Happy birthday RF... you go get naked... just stay ahead of me....

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I decided to put a corned beef on to night, and got to thinking what might go well with it. So, I decided on a seasonable fit. The answer fiddle heads. Put them on to simmer for 12-15 minutes, then saute them in a little butter and olive oil. Too bad they are only available for such a short time.

Happy Birthday baby ;) Lets get NAKED. lol ;)

Happy Birthday Royalfun...hope you have one fantastic day!!! :D

Can't say for sure about maintaining an erection for longer but being in better shape does give you more stamina. If you're doing it right, sex can be a good workout so you don't want to be tired.

I like OD because of his great sense of Ha Ha, his fine taste in women and his enduring love of pork products.

HA. Exactly. This little girl needs to respond to the deviant thread she started. Or else- I will be luring her into some confinement. and an ass redder then hell's flames will be worn with pride. Next.....her face. So come out come out wherever you are bad girl. All sluts need training. A sub is always looking to better themselves....for the sake of someone else. Ya wanna be owned? roughed up? dominated? I call your bluff. You decide....Will you call GREEN for more ROAR or scream RED to STOP the wrath of me before I get my hands on you? ;)

It amazes me, at no time is the issue of bbbj (or for that matter bbfs) ever come up in a discussion on dating (I'm talking conventional dating here) In conventional dating the women and men may be seeing multiple partners but somehow because dating is deemed a "normal" social/sexual activity with no stigma, no discussion, or at least not as much as on CERB, about bbbj takes place. And btw, I have observed at work more than a few female co-workers who have gotten "accidently" pregnant from a one night stand, so obviously they didn't practice safe sex Likewise, in marriage, unless the marriage is truly monogamous, is there a discussion on safe sex. No judgements here, but there are many gentlemen here who are married who also have affairs, and there are ladies who also may have affairs...are there discussions about safe sex in marriage? But in this community, in this lifestyle, the subject of bbbj seems to be a subject hashed and rehashed. And it seems to feed into the stereotype of this lifestyle being a high risk activity. Yes there is a risk of STD/STI's with bbbj, but IMHO it's no greater a risk in this lifestyle than in marriage or conventional dating. If someone wants absolutely safe sex, then the only safe sex is masturbation. The minute two (or more) people get together intimately, there is a risk. Both the lady and gentleman should do what they are both comfortable doing A early morning rambling RG

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Well, I was checking out this thread a couple weeks ago and I think it's about time to give it a little bump and update it! A nice website definitely turns my crank. :) Here is a few that I haven't seen mentioned on this thread yet that I have come across over the last few months which I thought were very well done :) Nathalie Lefebvre - http://lovely-nathalie.com Emily Osgoode - http://www.emilyosgoode.com Lara Belle - http://www.larabellesydneyescort.com Alanna Johnson - http://www.youreurogoddess.com/ Julie Wilde - http://pixietryst.com Kerri Sussex - http://www.kerrisussex.com/ Gabriella Laurence - http://www.gabriellalaurence.com There is many other great websites already mentioned in previous posts, and several more not listed yet too. Please add more of your favourite, well put together, informative and sexy escort websites!! :)

YES... I saw JUDE last week and she is terrific with the accent on "therapeutic". Just let Jude take over and you will be very..very happy. That being said, Cleos' advice about Alexxandra is correct too...she has the cerificate, as does Katrine, Kelly (on Cambridge). They are all wonderful.

I can not get enough duo action! My close friend Monique Matheson and I would love to have you join us in the mix. Fully interactive and always HOT. Check out my duo photo album entitled "ME" (Monique and Erica) to get a glimpse of what you're in for.... Lets do it!

In rocker mode at the moment Helix - Heavy Metal Love And song just changed so now listening to... Helix - Gimme Gimme Good Loving poorer quality video but great tune ! http://www.jukebo.com/helix/music-clip,gimme-gimme-good-loving,8qv50.html