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Yes most ladies advertise in advance, however the majority don't book anything in advance (hotel, airfare,etc). Then when they go to do so, it is VERY expensive and there are NO hotels left. Then we all read a random I NEED help(Ive arrived and there are no hotels,etc)post on the board. There may be interest, but if there is not enough pre bookings made or pre screenings done, the trip may be cancelled (this however only applies to ladies that screen) Plus unless a lady is well established, cancelling a trip can bite her in the ass on a future attempt at visiting as when she re-annouces her trip there will be less people likely willing to pre-book with the chance that she no shows or cancels her tour.

I am definitely not ashamed of my choice to be an escort/companion.. If anything, I find it empowering. I took ownership for what I truly enjoy, exploring sexuality and pleasing people, and am spending my time and efforts into making my business out of it. I see this as one of my kinks, I just thank the universe that other people enjoy it too ;) Yes, I know its taboo, it blows my mind how porn, webcams and the like, as public and indiscreet as they are, are generally considered more acceptable than being a paid companion who noone would recognize, and conducts business behind closed doors. I wouldnt be comfortable exposed completely for all to watch, but remove the cameras and thats taboo? lol Although I'm not about to announce my current career at a family dinner (I know most would never understand my choice, nor do I feel the need to justify it), I'm proud to be able to do what we do, I know its not for everyone, but it works for me, I enjoy it, and am not hurting anyone. If someone close to me wanted to start in the business, I wouldnt discourage them, but I would be completely honest of the pros and cons, risks etc, as it isnt a choice to make in haste. But done safely, and with the proper amount of care and consideration, I wouldnt have an issue with a friend/loved one trying it, they may truly enjoy it as much as I do ;)

I agree. This event, where Cat is concerned could have happened in another time and in another place as well, and is out of context with it being a disclosure of personal info. I think the post was more of a shot at a recent,polite, query by Nicolette on a post by Il Re

Hi Ladies, I see you all like to post pictures of yourselves. As a fan of America's Next Top Model, I've learned that looking good in real life and looking good on camera are VERY different things. Some of you seem to have more success than others in bringing out your best qualities so perhaps these articles I've recently come across will be interesting for some of you. Some tips from a professional model: http://jenbrookmodel.tumblr.com/post/50341534413/dear-model-kindest-regards-other-model-xxx Some tips from a kid who does cosplay: Hope you enjoy.

I don't see a problem with her post. It's done in complete anonymity so nobody will know who it was. Even if it's a recommendation board, there's still "negative" threads. (turn-off, what not to do, bad experience, etc) As long as nobody is pointed (and no "subtle" hints), it helps this community and everyone present to have better experiences.

Very simple answer, I will simply add "NO GLASSES TO BE WORN" like my other non negotiable rule... NO SOCKS ONCE NAKED! cat

Ashamed? No, I know what I do and don't feel that. I am recently open to some that live around me, not my family though However, a neighbor I think has figured out who I am online. Asking stupid questions like "you are 5'4" right"? Not a question someone would normally ask a friend. So, I'm thinking, great now I have an idiot who thinks he knows something about me. I've managed to deflect his questions as someone who is rambling while drunk. He pisses me off. When I am home, I am not Meaghan. I am me. I dress differently, act differently - I am me. I don't want people thinking they can spend time with my working self for free. I never see friends or aquantainces in this business. If they call me, I will tell them so. I would rather keep the friendship. However, if the friendship starts to intrude into my working self, I will sever the relationship. I still won't see them because they disrespected my boundaries. I am very blunt to those that overstep the boundaries. To the point of telling them I will deck them if they continue. This neighbor has not taken it a step further. However, if he has not figured it out yet, he will soon. He has shown me disrespect by asking the type of questions he has asked. His opinion of me does not matter to me. However, my guard is up on him. Ashamed? No, I am proud to be able to provide this service. Proud of the quality of the encounters I provide. Not everyone can do this. There are those that think they can, and quickly figure out they cannot. xoxo

Well, I smile very frequently but today was because my Son left me a bag of bits and bites with an awesome note!

Supertramp. On vinyl. On my turntable. At an unacceptable volume level. Bwahahahahaha. LOVE it.

For the curious, the review is here: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=439388 Great to renew acquaintence with you last night, Megan. So happy I did :-)

I'm going to stick my neck out on this one, if I may comment of how I see the difference? The thread that was removed may have succeeded in something: The esteem of other members that find such an acquisition impressive. Now as far as this thread is concerned, The OP brought to our attention something that is not always embraced by it's audience as it digs into the "smelly" reality of what makes us human. Cat had only responded to the OP's query. Double standard? I simply just don't see it that way. This is just my opinion, but I don't think these things should be taken so seriously. Especially since it all started with one tiny little innocent fart? :)

In the west end today come stop by and have some fun with us, their from 11-12 don't miss out ;) Lots of sexy play time.

I like her to be engaged and interested.....the rest will take care of itself.. Peace MG

I sincerely want to thank all who responded as I've been surprised and thankfully educated and now informed. This above response was the main reason I thought men wanted to give up "the lead" I had no idea and feel rather silly for it, for not realizing that men need to be desired and need to see and feel that on a session. I guess I still have old thoughts and ideas such as- if a guy gets sucked and fucked, excuse my bluntness- that he'll be happy. Obviously, and hence the gfe, men want passion just as much and maybe even more than women. Thanks for enlightening me. For me the wonderful and most exciting aspect of these relationships is the learning process, As in life every moment/session is a new one and something can be learned from it. To the men that like to be dominant or take the lead-yum!!:biggrin:No matter the role one takes on understanding one another is the first and most important step, then chemistry, then fireworks, then big smiles-enjoy everyone and thanks.

May be easier to say what does not make me smile.... Coffee in the morning!! that may be #1... without my first cup of coffee I may not smile all day.... OK I will smile but not as big and bright.. hehe Then a hug... then kind of one that warms your entire being.... feels like home and you could just live there forever! My Favorite song on the radio... a bit easier now that I have Sirius radio and my songs are programed to alert me when they are playing on a station I am not listening too!!! love Love LOVE this option! Sunshine!! pure plain and simple! there is a million and 2 more, but I will stop there for now! :) Keep smiling all!! Kisses, xox

Your welcome Cato; I probably am responsible for 100,000 of them :) Seriously though thanks for starting this thread and contributing valuable insight.

I think texting has become more acceptable now as the speed of technology increases along with the instant gratification it brings. Also, some SPs have realized that it has worked for them as we can't always answer the phone or perhaps we're among family or friends where we can't answer the necessary questions that clients ask. As long as texting isn't abused in the sense that a person isn't going to ask a million questions text by text, it's fine as long as there is a light at the end of the tunnel in terms of getting straight to the point. The texts I like to receive that know my time isn't being wasted goes as follows..."Hello Nicolette, my name is xxxxx and I was wondering if you're free today at xxx hours for half hour? Thanks very much....xxxxx" There was a recent thread regarding sending a text and simply saying "Hi" to an SP. This is fine as long as the next text is going to get straight to the point. And if you're wondering about what services an SP provides, ask it all in one text. Sometimes we are driving or doing whatever and one text after another that drags on for 10 or 15 minutes can sometimes go against the efficiency in how we run our business and book appts. Hope this helps. :)

I'm a bad liar. A very bad liar. Best I can seem to do is omit details. Because of this, whatever I do I have to be ready to admit it. This means if my mom, kids, or an eventual girlfriend were to ask me, I'd have to answer the question. It took me a while to take the first step (must have restarted that intro PM a dozen times). I had to convince myself that while this is frowned upon by the bible-thumping population, that I was doing no harm or even disrespect. There was a lot of social conditioning to work through, which many of lurking members which haven't taken the jump yet are probably working through too. The "no shame" posts seem to predominately come from the more active members, those who have been around and have accepted who they are. I'm guessing that for each "no shame" post, there are at least a handful of those which do feel some shame. I invite them to take advantage of the cerb anonymity to share their views. It might end up being liberating.

Admittedly, I could lose 20-25 lbs for health reasons even though I'm considered healthy but the way I am built, I will never be stick skinny and I've come to accept that. I hit 110 lbs one time and my face looked sickly and gaunt and was told I looked like a 12 year old elf. I'm the only one in my family with boobs, ass, an hourglass figure and am proud of it. I don't listen to haters or those assholes on other sites who tell me I'm too fat. I really couldn't give a flying fuck. I'm an attractive woman and my track record in this business speaks for itself with my long list of regulars and new clients. Self acceptance is one of the greatest freedoms I have ever experienced!

I'm new to CERB and would love to get my name out there a little more. I'll be at barb's tonight and tomorrow from 9pm-2am. Hopefully I'll be able to put faces with names! XxooxX Megan

Agree 100% :) The body is an amazing wonder, with so many things constantly going on inside us... sometimes you can't control all these functions as perfect as you wish. I think a quick "sorry!" and a laugh would be appropriate for sure. Quiffs, sneezes, farts, coughs and giggles... sex is not somehow magically exempt from these things. Our bodies are magnificent and we should not be ashamed of them in any way. :) I actually posted a video and wrote a short piece related to this subject last night on my blog. Titled, Sex is not a Fairytale, which says it all. Sex is human, raw and so very imperfect. It's not always, (or ever) like in the movies with chocolate dipped strawberries, fireworks and simultaneous orgasms. Sex is what it is. Sex is sweaty, with different smells, uncontrollable motions, funny noises, funny faces, and that's okay, and that is how I like it. :)

Eh, farts happen. Apologize, laugh, keep going.

Perhaps I am old fashioned and this is just my personal opinion. This falls under the same category for me as not eating garlic, onions or strong food prior to a date. I don't like to smell these things so why would anyone else. I realize the body has a mind of its own and may even ad some humor to any situation but for me that is quite a no no. It would just never happen.

Kris makes an excellent point. I am amazed (maybe embarrassed is a better description) that there are so many guys that want to hit on the RMT's thinking that deep down inside, these girls MUST be itching to jerk a guy off for a change.. And as for guys that think they are going to find an RMT that will jerk them off and then process the billing thru their Blue Cross coverage?? OMG... Please, do us all a favor. Stop imagining that every RMT that advertises is going to miraculously provide you with a happy ending. These people are in this business as registered practitioners. This pisses off the RMT's, their Association, and the cops. Give it a rest, fellas...

Having the opportunity to take a wonder outside today in a glorious sun. Not even sure where I'm going to wander to. But then, that's the fun! Camera in hand and the batteries are all charged up. A way we go!..... will report later from the frontier :) Have a Great Day Everyone. PatrickGC

Bigger smile. Just thinking of the lovely woman that made me the benefactor of lots of vinyl... :)

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Well we'll spell forty one making the last letter "E" Sheena Easton-Strut http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcAJ9siMseA RG

congrats MsManda on the 100 post looking forward to lots more

So I have to ask this question. Did you as an SP who respects your clients and their privacy get consent for what you posted about him. Did he consent to you posting this here? I just want to make sure that we don't have a double standard here in CERB, because if we did, the utility of this board for clients and providers would surely diminish.

YMMV to me means, with the proper hygiene, respect and being a gentleman. Plus the phase of the moon, the temperature, the mood, the time of day. Karma, Luck , being in the right place at the right times, means you can have an outstanding date. A wild and crazy time. Actually a good sense of humour helps a lot. I must be lucky or funny, cause most of dates I've had so far with Cerb women have exceeded my expectations :) Cerb Women Rock :)

That's exactly the question which people need to consider Roamingguy. Indeed what is the point of all this connectedness? I see a lot of feedback junkies out there, people who are using technology not for the potential benefits of reaching out, but rather, just to pass the time with the illusion of involvement. There is something unquantifiable about sharing an experience with another human being that is so fundamental and critical to well-being which cannot be reproduced by technology. It is my hope, that in a few years enough people well reach their technological saturation point and level off in its use. Give me a night out with a friend or a deer sex worker, candlelight, a touch of wine perhaps, is all that is needed. Humanity after all is the original and best technology. Best of all-"No Internet Connection Required" PatrickGC

I like M-M cause she notices everyone's achievements.

Geez he takes the whole damn bakery, assholes are everywhere, sorry Meaghan, its at these times we have to think of all the good hobbyists. There seems to be a plethora off odd calls lately which does suck....maybe it has something to do with all this cold wet weather.:confused0024:

Now if only I can convince my insurance company that this is healing and no different than seeing a Rmt or other alternative healing specialist. Maybe they would cover it haha. Better yet if the government recognized it and became a tax write off lol. Think I'm dreaming too much.

Actually douche bag and sex offender Remember, any unwanted sexual contact is a sexual assault. Seeing a professional companion doesn't give a guy carte blanche approval to do any sexual activity he wants, the lady's boundaries must be respected RG

Walking in to my house and having my entire furry family waiting at the door to greet me. Gawd I love these little monsters.

In my first and second encounters with a lady, I let the lady lead. You may not know her boundaries well enough to initiate. It's not so much about me giving up control as it is a question is the lady willing to give up her control to someone she doesn't know A rambling RG

I had this happen recently and was stunned! Not by the fact that gas occurred, it happens to all of us but that it was during oral and he had been encouraging me to massage his anus. How do you not know you have a doozy sitting in wait and that if the seal is broken it's going to escape right in the face of your provider? He literally let one go on my hand, it hit me in face causing me to gag and throat regurgitate. He's lucky I didn't spill my lunch all over his manhood. It took me hours to wash off and I could still smell it if only in my mind the next day. The kicker was that he seemed oblivious and didn't even apologize. Deleted him from my email and put him on the "NEVER AGAIN, NOT IN A MILLION YEARS" list for the decided lack of remorse shown... cat

We all do it, lol, but kind of an inappropriate time to say the least. If I was the one who had farted I would have laughed and apologized profusely, I would have felt awful. Had I been on the receiving end of the fart I would had voiced my objections loudly. But hey, things happen:)

Here's me splashing about in the Windigo Falls in the Laurentides!

I would heartily recommend Katherine. Nuru is a pretty amazing experience. It most definitely should be tried at least once.

Mine is simply quite simple! lol.. I feel so blessed and fortunate to be able to enjoy this hobby and the companies of so many fine beautiful ladies here - some of them have become my regulars and some of them I am discovering one by one gradually. I don't know how else to describe my feelings, hence Luckyme.:biggrin: Sometimes, I feel like I am the luckiest guy on the planet!

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AMP = Asian Massage Parlor analingus = licking anus Asian = analingus Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup ATF = all time favorite ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth. attempts = trying to orgasm Aunt Flo = menstruation, period B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian balloons = breast implants BB = bareback = without condom BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth) BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial BBFS = bare back sex BBW = big beautiful woman BCD = behind closed doors BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism. BF = boy friend BFE = boy friend experience birdwatching = BBBJTCWS BLS = ball licking and sucking Blue Jay = blow job blue pill = Viagra BSB = bus stop babe butter face = everything looks good, but her face BTW = by the way cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less CD = cross dresser CDS = covered doggy style CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club CIM = cum in mouth CL = craigslist.org CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse. Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you cover = condom cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers cups of coffee = releases = orgasms DATO = dining at the o = analingus DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees donation = payment Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only) DDG = drop dead gorgeous DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue DIY = do it yourself (masturbation) DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth ECR = el camino real EOM = end of message. No text in message body. escort = a temporary companion for hire facial = cumming on partner's face FBSM = full body sensual massage fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice FIV = finger in vagina FKK = Frei K?rper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club. FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US. FOV = finger outside vagina French = BJ French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion FS = full service = BJ + Sex Get Brain = blow job Get Comfortable = get completely naked GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor GND = girl next door Greek = anal sex, back door GS = golden shower = urination play GSM = g-spot massage happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty Hat = condom HDH = high dollar hottie HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release HH = half hour HM = high mileage HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven HWP = height and weight proportionate hooker = prostitute IMHO = in my humble opinion interpreter = condom Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks ISO = in search of kitty = vagina Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess. LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH) LE = ellie = law enforcement LK = light kissing, closed mouth LOS = land of smiles = Thailand mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District Missionary = man on top, girl on back mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair MP = massage parlor MP = multiple pops = multiple releases MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club non-pro = not a professional provider NP = no problem NSA = no strings attached OWO = oral without condom OWOTC = oral without condom to completion papasan = male manager of a massage parlor party hat = condom PIV = penis in vagina PL = Pathetic Loser PO = phone operator (for making appointments) PS = private show (Dance) PSE = Porn Star Experience PV = private viewing (Dance) RA = relaxation assistant raincoat = condom RB = myredbook.com rimming = analingus RMP = Russian Massage Parlor ROB = Rip Off Bitch Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away Reverse massage = you massage her Roman shower = vomit play RPG = role playing games Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck SC = Strip Club self-service = you masturbate SF = San Francisco shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer SO = significant other SOG = shot on goal = one release SOMF = sat on my face south of the border = gential region southern france = BBBJ SP = Service Provider SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA spanish = ATM = ass to mouth spinner = very petite, thin girl STD = sexually transmitted disease stroll = path frequented by street walkers SW = street walker TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth TG = transgender TGTBT = too good to be true Tina = crystal meth TJ = Tijuana TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave TLD = topless lap dance tossing salad = analingus Troll = rude and hideous PL Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider. TS = transexual TUMA = tongue up my ass TV = transvestite UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ UTR = under the radar WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this) XOXO = Kisses & Hugs YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others. 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service 411 = seeking information 420 = 4:20 = marijuana 69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time $ = $100 $$ = $200 $$$ = $300 $$$.5 = $350 (get it?) incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates. outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room. two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.