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  1. 4 points
    At the moment, brothels are completely illegal in Canada. This may change after the Supreme Court of Canada renders a decision, probably sometime next year, but I wouldn't expect changes to come quickly. According to the current laws, every companion who works independently is operating a "common bawdy house"--a brothel--even if she's the only one working there. Some ladies would like to share an in-call space with one, two or a few others. Many of us won't change anything, being content to carry on much as we always have but without the threat of criminal prosecution hanging over us. Undoubtedly, some brothels with many ladies will open if it's legally possible. Where, how and when that might happen is anyone's guess at this point, though. In large cities, municipal regulations will likely come into play that may limit where such establishments may be located, their hours of operation, etc. Expect for there to be considerable community resistance, at least initially, too. If you want to wait for legal changes and all the other things that would need to happen, expect to wait for quite a while. In the meantime, why not do some research, find a lady in your area who is well-respected and contact her? Believe me, we see lots of men who feel shy and uncertain about engaging with us. You can tell the lady of your choice that you're feeling nervous. She will be prepared to help you with that and I'm sure that you'll forget all about your nerves in no time!
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    Kissing, touching all over and a little extra fun every time! Let me help relax and rejuvenate your corporal parts while I tease and excite your most erogenous zones. I aim to totally please you... my absolute guarantee! I offer an unparallelled sensual massage that brings erotic massage to a new level. Looking for something a bit more exciting? Try my infamous Nuru Massage that's like a naked play time for adults! Schedule for this week: Monday to Friday 10am to 10pm and Saturday with 24hrs advance notice 11am to 6pm. For donations and more information please contact me! For a spontaneous rendez-vous within the same 24 hrs, call: 613-482-1553 or text: 613-909-8336. For advance booking (recommended), please call, text or email: [email protected]. You can also Click here to use my online schedule and check availability. Merci beaucoup! Your Jess
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    Sex in the Anal (city) The Amazing Spider Anus (Man) The Anal Stooges (Three) Anal Wars (Bride) The Anus Wears Prada (devil) Anus on Fire (man) Paranormal Anus (activity) Breaking Anal (Dawn) The Dark Anus Rises (knight) The Anal Candidate (manchurian) The Men Who Stare At Anal (goats)
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    I Am Anal (Legend) Anal (Monster) Squad Man On Anal (Fire) X-Men: First Anal (Class) Inglorious Anal (Basterds) Me, Myself and Anal (Irene) Shit....I could go on and on lol
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    All in the Anus (family) Night at the Anus (circus) It's a Wonderful Anus (life) Back to the Anus (future) tee hee
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    Would it be wrong to say "bacon?"
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    I like Nicki because she always has something helpful to add to any conversation and tells it how it is. She also maintains a great balance of positivity and realism! :)
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    Thank you for visiting my personal profile. My companionship is well-suited for distinguished clientele who prefer confidentiality and privacy. You will find me a rare, special blend of exquisite beauty, integrity, and solid character. I am well-educated, articulate, genuinely kind, and possess a great sense of humor. I am also ultra-sophisticated, extremely feminine and posses a down to earth charm. I believe in treating people with dignity and respect, as this is very important to me. Taking extreme pride in my body and appearance, I am always impeccably groomed and dressed for any occasion. Most of all, I believe beauty comes from within then shines through on the outside. These qualities are paramount to a true exclusive luxury companion. I prefer to spend time with a very selective, mature man who enjoys a woman with an effervescent personality. I don't take anything for granted that life has to offer. :rockyou: I am a soft-spoken, passionate, and sensual woman who possesses a mixture of incredible sex appeal combined with a charismatic personality. I strive to put you at ease in any situation and this will be evident when you meet me. I enjoy intellectual conversation and laughter. If you are an affluent, distinguished gentleman who prefers a lady with a great attitude and demeanor, and who also enjoys quality over quantity, then I am for you. I like to kiss slowly, forgive quickly, laugh easily, and enjoy every moment to it's fullest. I have a very warm and caring personality that will make you feel like we've known each other for years. I have a college education and can appreciate intelligent conversation. I believe that intelligence, humor, wit, self-confidence (somewhat humbly so), resilience, strength of character, and a willingness to learn are incredibly important qualities to have and share so I tend to gravitate toward those who possess them as well. I would like to think that I'm the kind of woman who can awaken passion and stimulate the imagination. And I can only hope that others enjoy my company, as much as I will appreciate theirs. :milleunenuit: HERE UNTIL 9pm :shehot: [/color]
  9. 2 points
    I prefer the scent of just fresh and clean on a lady no perfume at all. Similar to the last poster if I was not careful getting it all off the scent of perfume could lead to trouble. Plus I like to kiss and lick a ladies skin so scent in the mouth is not fun. However, I LOVE the scent of coconut on a ladies hair. I don't know why but it drives me mad.
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    Fellow hobbyists If this is your first visit be sure to check out.. RECO'S http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=R&t=82591PIC'S http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=6979 I am a M/A with an INCREDIBLE drive.. A nautarlist at heart <3 ME in the buff = YOU leaving happy :smile: I am petite but my presence and personality are larger than life. I have a soft approch and a HARD finish. My techniques are magical :smile: And I love to entertain. Lucky you ! My Schedule: Mondays 10 am to 2 pm Fridays 10 am to 4 pm Sundays 10 am to 9 pm Providing sessions full of sensuality with no strings attached Exclusively @ Angels
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    In terms of creativity I've thought that Emily's use of her toys to be quite cute and creative. Although I'm a little concerned about the big black one down in the left corner. Yikes! Additional Comments: Here's another one from Nathalie Lefebvre and her vintage black and white album. The cropping of the photo to just show the delicious curve of her bottom and arch of her back combine for a fantastic erotic image. Additional Comments: Another picture that I've always felt was a beautiful image was this photo of LolaCherie. The lighting is soft and natural and evokes the sense that this was a picture that was taken without her knowing. However, the smouldering sideways glance and her face framed by her arm combine for a very sensual image.
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    How would you like to have this woman all over you today? We will start in a soapy shower for 2. Then I'll lay you down and take care of your desires. I can't wait to slide all over your body ;) Today at CMJ west 10 - 4 Call 613-523-6199 or PM :) non members PM for info. Lets play!! xoxo Kelly
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    Actually i have 7 of them ( well six and a bullmastiff) I show 2 of them and have done quite well with them They are lovely though even if they are big and slobbery
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    Just thought I would post an opinion from the married guys. I prefer no scent at all for obvious reasons as it becomes a little hard to explain why you have eau de? on your person after a long day at work. I generally ask the sp for ltd to 0 scent prior to our meeting. Hopefully a shower is available just in case to erase the evidence. I want to continue this hobby as long as possible and avoiding unwanted scents is important for this purpose. Thanks for asking.
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    As someone who also loves old movies I have to say my 2 favourite oldtime movie stars are Cary Grant and Robert Mitchum mainly due to the fact their movies tend to remain fresh and timeless to this day. I also love the Thin Man series and the chemistry between William Powell and Myrna Loy (they also made another 6 movies outside of the Things Man series) In terms of film genres one of my favourites is film noir, which is why I like Robert Mitchum as much as I do. He played Phillip Marlowe later in his career when he was about 60 years old and he still had it. Lastly in terms of directors, my personal favourite is Alfred Hitchcock. Although he was the master of suspense he made a consistently excellent product for most of his career starting from silent movies up to the 1970's. As well he made a diverse selection of movies.
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    I like Midnite- Massage ( Traci) because she is thoughtful and sweet and makes new members and those already established feel appreciated for their contribution to Cerb. Thank-you Traci! xoxo
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    The Good the Bad and the Anal Additional Comments: Dirty Anal (Harry) High Plains Anal (Drifter) 5 Easy Anals (Pieces) (Young) Anal Frankenstein (Fan) Anal Boys (Slap) Anal Shot There's Something about Anal (Mary) Fist Full of Anal (Dollars) laughing too hard have to quit
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    Too funny! A few more for you: Lord of the Anal The Wizard of Anal 12 Anal Men Raiders of the Lost Anal (actually all the Indiana Jones titles work pretty well!) I'm tempted to simply take the title "Jaws" and change it to "Anal" just because the theme music could still apply: Da dum...da dum...da dum da dum DA DUM!
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    Oh the good ol' days and those "Good Vibrations" !!! I was a sucker for the Calvin Klein panty ads, Marky Mark covered EVERY inch of my wall and locker!
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    When I was really young (7 or 8), there used to be re-runs of WKRP in Cincinnati on right after school and Loni Anderson's big breasts used to give me that special feeling in my tighty whiteys!
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    Well said :) Just to touch on the point of free advertising, let's keep in mind why we are able to advertise for free on Cerb and why the picture threads are good for all of us: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=43015 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by MOD Q: Is cerb really FREE? A: No, Nothing is Free. Q: How can you run CERB for free? A: This site is a BUSINESS and is here to make money. It costs TENS OF THOUSANDS of dollars to run this site each year. Someone has to pay for that! You don't pay for using cerb and the handful of banner advertisers help but don't cover the cost of the servers per year let alone my salary! It appears free to you but your posts are content and your visits are traffic. Content = Search engine listings Search engine listings = Traffic Traffic = Money! This site is FREE to use for all of you and in return you are giving us your time, contributions and traffic. Someone has to pay the bills and in this "virtual" world website traffic is what pays the bills. Hard to imagine but that is how it works. The more traffic cerb.ca gets the more traffic it's sponsors receive (Advertisers on the site).
  25. 2 points
    I will bring an awesome selection of bikinis so that the ladies can give a fashion show. For food. I make a wicked pasta salad with an Italian twist. For drinks, my secret Bloody Caesars. And as boxer/tighty whitey remover, a killer shooter which is also top secret!
  26. 1 point
    Met up with Emily last night for two hours. She worked at EB for 10 years. This is why I thought she looked familiar. I must have had a session with her a few years ago on one of my rare visits. Her first outcall! Made it special by making use of my new hot tub just installed this week. Non-stop fun with lots of DFK, dirty talk. She has an ad on BP but it was actually Alisa (visiting SP) who referred me to her. The best CBJ service I have ever had. Very aggressive deepthroating skills. Not a clockwatcher. Our session well exceded two hours. I got the impression she was not going to leave until I was 100% drained. Highly recommend! Thanks Emily! I can't wait to see you again!
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    Dude, Where's my anal? (car) Risky Anal (Business) Coyote Anal (Ugly) The Anal Guy (Cable)
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    With recent hot humid weather we've had my little dogs needed to cool off. It's so funny cause I have a plastic kiddy pool and I take the house and start spraying inside the pool to fill it up. My dogs go nuts it's so hilarious the try to bit the stream of water. My littlest one she sits back waiting for the perfect moment to pounce. It's almost as if she is building up the courage to jump in the pool with the water, cause she doesn't normally stay in for more than a few seconds. My other one is crazy she open her mouth almost as if she is a college kid chugging beer and just keeps on bitting thinking she going to get a chunk or something. I should film it and post it on YouTube someday. Although I don't know why dogs do this after they get wet roll around in dirt until they are all muddy. Then I got to put them back in the pool.
  29. 1 point
    Feeling Extra naughty & kinky this week ;) Come have a wonderfully playful experience with a sexy, sensual MA! Taylor Devine ******TRY OUT***** my NEW V.I.P. package only for the discerning, classy & upscale gents at my discretion! Many services all in one appt. ! Gorgeous MA w/ great skills, a dazzling personality & an irresistible touch! I provide a 5 star service or better to my gents. My MA Looks: -long haired brunette bombshell -seductive hazel eyes -firm & rounded breasts -fit figure 125lbs. 5'3. -silky smooth, touchable soft skin -Italian & French mix -36C-28-38 natural assets! -22yrs old -gorgeous face features My MA Personality: -Outgoing -Playful -Very friendly -Sweet -Seductive -Sensual -Classy -Open minded -Kinky -Sexy -Bubbly -Erotic My MA Services: -great conversation -nude massage -topless massage -an exploding ending -lots of touching everywhere -pearl necklace/russian (A FAV OF MY REGULARS) -reverse massage -soapy showers for 2! -Dirty Talk -Duo Massage (2 GIRLS, 4 HANDS) -Foot Fetish & Worship -Outfits/Stockings/Heels/Exotic Dancewear (need to know in advance) -Toy Play (For you & I both) (need to know in advance) -Lap dance/Pole tease/Strip Tease (need to know in advance) & much much more! FEES: (DOOR FEES ONLY): 30mins: $50 45mins: $60 60mins: $80 ***PLUS**** tipping in room. Location: (Today) Merivale/Hunt Club. (Incalls Only). Clean. Dis*creet. Upscale. Free parking, Fresh towels. ATM on site. A/C inside. Showers on-site. Availability: Monday: 10-7 Tuesday: 10-5:30 Wednesday: 3:30-11 Thursday: 9-7:30 Friday: 9-5:30 CALL. TEXT. EMAIL. PM ME for info or to book an appt. with me. 613-600-3943 (no blocked calls pls) [email protected] Angels Touch: 613-274-7073 Paradise Spa: 613-820-8887 CRAVE TAYLOR BOYS! xoxox muahs! Ciao for now!
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    Thanks for the Monday morning smile! :)
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    Good Morning! I am a sexy sensual 20 year old, with Blond hair and seductive blue eyes. I have an fit body that will drive you crazy. 5'4, 115 pounds, and soft, tanned skin! Come play and you'll get the hottest erotic massage you've ever experienced! Available In the west end till 2pm today! (613)-820-8887 xoxoxox
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    Very interesting way to try changing perception about the sex trade women. Sadly, it's only in Argentina. http://www.cbc.ca/strombo/alt-news/art-draws-attention-to-plight-of-sex-workers-in-argentina.html An activist group in Argentina has come up with an innovative campaign to try to change people's perceptions about sex trade workers. The Association of Women Prostitutes of Argentina (aka AMMAR) has put together a campaign called 'Corner.' The ads, developed by Ogilvy and Mather Buenos Aires, are pasted onto walls at the corners of buildings. On one side is a sex trade worker and then as a you walk around the corner, the scene changes, showing the woman's child with a caption that reads, "86% of sex workers are mothers that are looking for laws to protect them from exploitation." AMMAR was founded in 1994, and the group, along with the Network of Sex Workers in Latin America and the Caribbean, aims to empower sex trade workers and promote human and labour rights. According to a report entitled Incorporating Sex Workers into the Argentine Labor Movement, AMMAR asserted itself as a trade union, becoming part of the union umbrella confederationCentral de Trabajadores Argentinos (CTA). Their initial demand was simply not to have sex trade workers rearrested and detained within 24 hours of being released from a police station. The group's central demand is for the sex trade to be recognized as legitimate employment
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    i always watch TCM on my free time just love the black n white films 2 top faves http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056687/ http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054215/
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    Rise Against - Hero of War:
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    Anal Crazy (Still Crazy) Pirates of the Anus (Pirates of the Caribbean) Super Anal Bros (Super Mario Bros)
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    Having spent my childhood in the US during the Viet Nam war all the songs mentioned have a special place in my heart and I could not think of another old song to mention. But then I thought of the new generation living with war today and this is the song that came to mind. Wavin' Flag by K'naan
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    A few of my favs: Strange Fruit- Bille Holiday Times They Are A Changing- Bob Dylan Front Line- Stevie Wonders Fallsom Prison Blues-Johnny Cash Get Up, Stand Up, - Bob Marley & The Wailers
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    In the name of God by Sabaton. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU91h959WsM A lot of there songs refers to war.
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    The Workers song or The Fields of Athenry - The Dropkick Murphy's
  42. 1 point
    It sounds like this topic has been debated before, but that must have been a while ago, because I do not remember it, so I assume other new members don't either. Thence, I will insert my own ideas on the subject, since I am an active participant on some of the photo threads. It also seems there is two completely different things people are talking about here. One is picture threads of mostly public models (Nice Bums, Redheads, Beautiful Lingerie, I Love Boobies, etc). And the second is specific SP service recommendations. (Best BJ, etc). As someone who appreciates beauty in others, I very much enjoy the picture threads. I have contributed to them, and I enjoy looking at beautiful pictures of lovely women. If you look through them, there is a wide variety of pictures posted, and I even notice that some members go out of their way to post unique pictures that aren't you're daily run of the mill "model type". Some larger women, different ethnicities, average housewives, and all sorts of others etc. I encourage others to also contribute more unique and different pictures. Those photo threads can be used to our advantage too. The new Hot Guys thread is a good comparison. Which members do we like better... the ones who participate, have fun with it, and can appreciate a handsome man... (or even just ignore it, if they don't care for looking at dudes)... or the ones who sit back with their arms crossed, feeling ugly and fat, and text me commenting how I shouldn't make my clients feel inadequate by posting good looking men? Aww poor baby. I'll take the first, thanks. Second, CERB's entire existence is based on recommendations of women who are selling themselves. It's not just some random social networking site. If you decide to put yourself out there, then accept that people are judging you and comparing you to other ladies. It doesn't mean that one is necessarily better than the other, but it IS a marketplace. And most of the things that people judge us on, actually are within our control anyways. When you put yourself in the public eye (and yes, this is public), there are certain things that should be expected, IMO. Considering that there are many places on the internet with rampant negativity, I don't see how recognizing people for their beauty and talents could ever be a bad thing. There are several legit reasons why someone might not be on a random "Best BJ's" list. Maybe they are low-volume or just low-key in general, or they don't openly advertise BBBJ. It's possible that their BJ is just not that memorable. But maybe they are a fucking amazing kisser with the most beautiful softest skin and most hilarious jokes and sense of humour. Everyone has their strengths and weaknesses. I might be listed on a "Best BJ's" thread, but I will never in a million years be mentioned on a "Best Abs" thread. I'm okay with that. My ex-bf used to nit pick everything I said about other people. Just for an example... One day I'd point out that a friend of ours had a really nice shirt on. My BF would say, "What, you don't like MY shirt choice?". WTF. It drove me crazy, and I found it to show both his insecurities and jealousy. Just because I pointed out positive things about other people, didn't mean he was any less. As for the semantics, I agree that sometimes a few words here and there can indeed make a big difference. But I find it a bit silly that one would be satisfied if the title was "Recommendations for Great Oral" instead of "Best BJ". Men are simple. And that's how I like them. Makes my job easier. :) For the record, I do think cristy had only good intentions in starting this thread.
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    Nicolette Vaughn One of my favorites...a definite "hands on" approach to things ;)
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    This pic of Gege is so sensual, I can't even stand it! Additional Comments: Love this Pic of Gia too! The softness of the light and the silhouette of her beautiful body, revealing but coy at the same time. I love the lighting in this one from Julie Wilde and well. This pic from Nathalie is beautiful, simple and soft and erotic.
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    As Cristy said, there is no place for jealousy in this business and honestly, in life. Jealousy is a fear based emotion and one that stems from somewhere. If you find out where it starts, you can resolve it and not have it as part of you. Not easy but worth it. Having said that, we are also human and I'm sure occasionally have this feeling. You're having a bad day, there is someone you'd really like to spend sometime with because you made that connection and they make you feel good. As an SP, you can't just call them and say "hey, what about it" and you know that they could be seeing others. So instead of jealousy I'd say more a feeling of disappointment. Just as when a gentlemen is in that position and his chosen SP is busy or booked. There is always that sliver of disappointment. As roamingguy mentioned, exclusivity is a factor that should NEVER play into this industry and if it is, it needs to be seriously addressed by the one feeling it especially if one sided. Having said that, there are human connections and with those come emotions of some sort. It's which ones, how impactful they are and how we deal with them that becomes the true test.
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    This is me playing with Nuru gel in my bikini! :) it's fun!
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    Did you know that the average male gorilla penis is two inches long. Ever have a date tell you that you're hung like a gorilla? :icon_redface:
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    I have very long legs and used to be a sprinter..I love wearing short skirts in the summer to show of my legs. But stockings are fantastic in the bedroom.
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    How did I get into the business..Here we go. I love this business.. My brief story may sound sad-ish, but turns out great! I had a bad boyfriend when I was a teenager, I was trapped. He would have sex with me. A year and a half later, at Cheo, I was getting tests for Cancer and such(long story), they found a baby, I was pregnant. My father was supportive of the pregnancy and told me to keep the child because this is what God planned for me. My parents promised me a easy life, I would never have to worry and everything would be taken care of, as long as I raise this child as my own and welcome him into the family. When my son was born, my parents supported me. They let me pick where I wanted to live, paid for everything. I was taught to accept this gift I was given, from God, and to be happy. My dad died when I was 18. I did the only thing I could do, go to school and carry on. My mother was a mess. One day she called me and told me she was no longer going to support me, she was tired, and that she was leaving the Country the next day to live her life and I was on my own. It was then, that second that I realized all the love I was being taught and given from my parents, I never learned to take care of myself or even how to do groceries. Love wasn't enough. Between my living expenses from my kick ass Condo, food, transportation, school costs and a baby.. I wouldn't be able to survive two weeks without my Mom's help. I was swimming in the basement of my building with a girl that lived there when her "boss" stopped in to talk to her. I got a phone call that night from the girl I was swimming with, she told me her boss said I should come in to work for her, she liked me. She explained what she did for a living..that massage wasn't just massage. I never even knew anything about this industry other than Bluenuit on TV late at night. I had little to no experience with boys let alone men and still hadn't given my first blow job. I still remember my first massage, when I took off my shirt, I had on my Saint Theresa necklace (made of cloth and two pictures), he touched it and asked what it was and I remember telling him that if I die, as long as I am wearing it I will go straight to heaven. This industry taught me how to live and to survive. I have so much fun. If it wasn't for this industry I have no clue where I would be or where my son would be. I have met my soul mate( a client) and lasting friendships that never judge me. I have done drugs and had lot's of fun doing them, but I wasn't influenced by the industry to do them. I'm glad for this industry. I found something along the line, I found myself. I survived. Oh I just remembered something about stereotypes - when I was about 15, I asked my parents for a cell phone, they told me no, that only pimps and drug dealers have them- a year later they got me a pager, I still have it.
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