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Why? Slurp, Roar and Giddy Up come to mind. oh...and...Just Cuz. ;) Why Not, Really? We are all animals. Rrrrrroar! Being Polyamorous is more natural then not. I dont believe that any one person can fulfill and be your everything. It takes many different kinds of connections from different people in different ways to fulfill all needs and desires. That or I'm just a slut. lol. But this is my story- and I'm sticking to it ;) Get your sex on.

Eenie Meenie Miney Moe ;) Jk ;)

As said by the guys before, I believe for what I have read in other threads that this is a choice a living style, gebtlemen single, married or in any kind of relationship can have the freedom to be with the lady of their choice without having a commitment, or lik expressed before drama! In most cases has nothing to do with being "ugly" or "uncapable of meeting a lady" in any other way! I have met so many attractive and intelligent gentlemen being an MA, men that would have no trouble meeting any woman they would like! So yes I am a true believer that hobbying is a choice!

Personally, I believe I'm a decent looking man (I don't look like Shrek) I'm physically fit and confident in who I am. Why do I see SP's?? Simple. It's because certain needs are meant at home. While I have a wonderful SO, I'm a person who has many desires and fantasies and she is not willing to explore those with me. I'm not resentful of it. I love her very much and would do anything for her. In fact I pretty much do everything to make her happy. I plan to grow old with my SO. However, until those fantasies are explored and I've tapped out my Sexual exploration Energy I'm going to continue to see open minded beautiful SP's. I love learning about sex, love having it and love the deep connections I make through it.

Why are we so ignorant about and to, who should be our most treasured populace, the "older generation". In other countries they are revered, respected and treated so much better. They can and do teach us so much, they are our history keepers and without knowledge of our past how could we improve our futures? I have had some of the best conversations with seniors.I love their company and enjoy their openness, life lessons and bravery. I mean it really does take strong person to age gracefully, its not for the weak of mind:) It especially saddens me when I see an elder person out by themselves struggling along in a walker or a wheelchair and see that they have become invisible to most. I wonder if they have families, are they living comfortably, what have they been through, what have they accomplished and are they alone? If you have an elderly neighbour, relative, or see someone that you think my be alone why not offer your company and assistance, you will make a stranger a new friend and give someone purpose:) and the feeling that they aren't forgotten.

This is a very emotional issue for me. I agree that we mistreat and disrespect our seniors, and veterans. It makes no sense to me. They are the ones who built this country, who's taxes and contributions are the foundation for our roads, hospitals schools etc. They deserve our thanks, gratitude and help. I always hold doors, reach items high up on shelves at grocery stores and do what I can to make them feel appreciated. My Mom is 77 and has early Alzheimer's. My hope is people will treat her the way I treat seniors I run into. Yes, they are a bit slower than they used to be. They drive slower, sometimes with their blinker on for blocks. They get confused at the cash sometimes. Their minds aren't quite as sharp as in their youth. Please be patient, for one day it will be you who needs a helping hand. (End of sermon)

I'm not a widower, but I think that (as Cristy said already) a lot of guys are moved by similar reasons to seek out an SP's companionship, widowers or not. Let's put aside for now those times the client is simply looking for sex -- more sex, different sex, mysterious sex, whatever. That's a perfectly good reason to seek out an SP; and sometimes it's my reason and it's gone very well. But another reason is to capture, for a couple of hours maybe, the special sense of intimacy and connection we normally expect from our conventional relationships. All relationships have peaks, valleys, and a wide middle area where people end up a lot of the time: - The peaks are those special moments of passion, of mutual attraction and lust; of mixing your bodies together in a pool of uninhibited and wordless desire and action; of deep sharing, honesty, willingness to reveal and explore each other's deep desires without fear. This kind of sharing leads to those moments of real trust, love, and sense of deep emotional and spiritual connection to your partner. - the valleys are those times you're completely out of synch; frustrated, resentful, bitter about something, and the slightest setback brings out a wave of anger that feeds of those slow-burning embers of discontent. These are the worst times, and they're corrosive to the whole relationship if they last too long. - the wide middle band is all that time you both spend just busy taking care of daily stuff that needs to get done: washing dishes, taking out garbage, working on finances, sorting out obligations to family and in-laws, whatever -- all those hours and hours and days and days that you hardly even notice go by because they're so routine and don't have any special emotional significance. I think most of our time is, by necessity, spent in this zone of neither good nor bad, but just getting stuff done. It can still be fulfilling in its way -- moving things forward, your long-term plans unfolding. The meat and potatoes of living a life together. But it's mundane. Over time, lots of relationships get stuck in this zone and stop rising above it. People are bruised and distrustful from past valleys, get preoccupied with daily necessities, and the peaks become distant memories. I think that for a lot of guys, not just widowers but people stuck in those not-awful-but-not-great patterns in their relationship, seeing an SP is an attempt to recapture those peak moments of passion and intimacy when their partners are gone, or just unavailable. Being able to revisit those summits of passion and intimacy from time to time keeps you sane, reminds you of your own sexual worth, and provides something like the feeling of connection you're missing. It's not quite the real thing -- there are real boundaries -- but it can help get us through those long rough patches, and regain some perspective. Sometimes, revisiting that place is what we need to remind us, and convince us, that we need to make some changes in our "real" lives so we can find our passion there once more.

I would honestly have to say having sex is my favorite rainy day indoor activity!!! :69::bddog::Cunning::hump::makeout:

I hope you don't mind me responding to this thread even though I'm not a widow. I would like to say not matter your relationship in life many men choose to see sp's as it offers them companionship without the complications and responsibilities of a long term relationships. A lot of men like being single but still want and desire intimate female company so they call us:) Even when coupling some gentlemen still seek us out for many reasons and to them they are entitled, but don't be fooled we can also nag, I might nag you to eat my pussy more:)

"Have fun. Most girls dont bite." Ahhhh.... Some of the really exciting ones do. ;-)

The Big Ripoff: TER, The Texas Murder Aquittal, and the Myth of the Vulnerable Client By Charlotte Shane http://titsandsass.com/the-big-ripoff-ter-the-texas-murder-aquittal-and-the-myth-of-the-vulnerable-client/ Very interesting article brought to my attention by another SP. Hobbyists, please share your thoughts. :)

There is the stereotype that if a man pays for sex then he must be extremely ugly, but obviously that is untrue since unless you are physically disabled you can still pull 9's and even 10's if you understand the social dynamics and some evolutionary psychology. Only about 20% of what a woman cares about is actually your physical appearance so I don't want to hear that as your reasoning. If you honestly believe that you are ugly then I have some great books which can help you understand the error in your thinking, just PM me. In my particular case I have virginity and the symptoms of my virginity are what prevents me from being able to do casual sex. Due to the sexual anxiety, not knowing anything about sex, and not knowing how to escalate (kissing, etc) makes it literally impossible to go into a bar or club and close on a girl. Furthermore this also prevents me from being to establish a fuck buddy relationship as I do not know how to escalate and thus establishing the friendzone. So for my situation the use of escorts are no different than going to see a doctor. However; I am curious why some men choose to use this option long term.

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Most sex workers who have been involved in conversations with municipalities say that the focus has been on multi-staff brothels, not on independent women who work quietly. To be sure, the brothels will face stiff licensing fees and restrictions about locations, at least. There may be other things, such as inspections, health checks and safer-sex practice requirements. I, for one, think that many of these things will benefit all of us. For example, to return to the general requirement that all sexual contact must be done with condoms establishes that as the norm for companionship engagement and eliminates a lot of the pressure for uncovered contact that most of us experience now. While it may seem that licensing individual, independent escorts would be a good idea, the notion is largely unenforceable. The great majority of women who enter the sex trade leave it within six months and another huge proportion work for less than a year. Trying to track down every provider who's decided to make this her summer job before going back to school would be a by-laws enforcement nightmare. It's much more likely that licenses of some kind may be required but only enforced if there are complaints made about noise, late-night traffic and so on. It is essential to recognize that Canada is NOT Sweden. The Ontario Court of Appeal heard a great deal about the so-called "Nordic model" and its outcomes. The OCA was not impressed. Canadian courts in general have been very reluctant to adopt uneven criminal laws such as allowing for something to be sold, legally, but making it illegal to buy it. Even more important, however, Sweden is not known to have experienced anything like Picton's activities. In Canada, the recognition that sex workers were preyed upon by a serial killer because they worked in the most unsafe conditions in Vancouver's Downtown Eastside is not going to be forgotten anytime soon. We all need to recognize that for the last two and a half years the police in most regions have not been arresting or charging independent sex workers who have been working quietly from their own homes or rented apartments. Some ladies have been harassed by former clients who have attempted unsuccessfully to have them charged. There have been sweeps of some massage parlors and there has been some interest in investigating situations in which temporary foreign workers may have been pressured into providing sexual services. But because the prostitution laws were coming up to be examined by the Supreme Court of Canada, and because some things are certainly bound to change once the SCC makes its decisions, it's not a good use of police or judicial time or resources to prosecute anyone under laws that may be overturned. This respite is significant because it's gone on so long. For two and a half years, women have been able to relax a little bit, feel less fearful of being arrested because they entertain at home. And yet there are no significant increases in the deterioration of Canada's moral fabric. Brothels have not been spring up across the street from elementary schools, nor has there been an obvious increase in the numbers of lust-crazed men prowling around otherwise respectable communities or neighbourhoods. Things have been pretty much okay. Meanwhile, plenty of us have been making money and taking care of ourselves and our clients, as before. This is the status quo. It's going to make an enormous difference to Canadian voters as well as to the SCC that what might be considered to have been a temporary suspension of the prostitution laws has not obviously caused any harm, anywhere. The SCC usually returns decisions within a year of hearing a case. Sometimes more quickly. Most of us expect the court to make rulings sometime in 2014.

Yay! I became a grand dad this morning. My daughter delivered a boy at 5 this morning, and both are doing well. I would appreciate any ladies who can give me a suggestion for a nice gift to the new mother. Not for the baby but for my daughter, just to show her how much I appreciate the the privilege she has given me. It's got to be something that she'll treasure for many years.

I have very specific tastes, so the first thing for me is the hotness factor. This is very subjective, of course, and I mean to say: as I see it. I'm sure I've missed out on some great interactions because I limit my choices, but there it is. After that it's establishing some kind of communication, to see how we'll click, both in terms of the things we each like sexually, and personality. It's gotta be fun! :) The recommendations can be helpful too, but I've often gone on my instinct rather than research. It's usually worked. To give an example, I knew I'd like Claire Heavens long before I met her, because of the way we communicated. I was right.

I think Summer has hit on the core; out culture, like others, reveres youth and dynamism. One of the problems with our particular culture is that we get most of our cues from media: tv shows, movie, and especially ads of all kinds. These things chase money, and the youthful set have the most to spend on consumer goods. So all of our cultural messaging is about them, their awesomeness, their privileged position and their material desires. Past cultures had that same reverence for youth, even if it was less pervasive and less scientifically targeted at us. But they also had different cultural messages transmitted through mutually-dependent families, communities, and even shared social institutions like churches, that gave us a different perspective and reminded us how valuable wisdom and experience can be. But, with the erosion of these influences, almost all that's let for us today is the media and its cultural message of youth and consumption. Not a very healthy or realistic sole focus, but that's something we often learn too late.

well you are in luck then lol.. honestly you couldn't even tell I was until about two weeks ago...no matter which way I stood lol.... will get some pics up before monday night..promise

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Such a Great Thread you started Ive got my wings Luscious Tianna From Paradise[/color] xxo [/color]

If it's not too cold, and rain is not being blown around, I like to sit in my backyard and watch the water droplets bounce in my pool. Something about listening to the sound seems very soothing. Growing up in a warmer place, I never stayed indoors when it rained. Always played outside.

The gentleman can take charge and be the dominate one, requesting what he might want to see,feel, and give direction for his own sexual preference THAT may be in the cards for him. Sometimes the ladies may take charge,but sometimes a gent just might want to direct his fantasy played out in reality. I have had quite few MFF over my time, sometimes I like to be dominated but other times I like the reverse in a session to ensure that heighten experience for myself. To answer the original question...how does it work?..well most important the 2 ladies are very comfortable with each other, and have done duo's in the past. Secondly do's and don't well sir there could be a lot of subjects on that question, such as taking off a condom and putting on a new one on when you switch grinding your partner's...but all these do's and don'ts can be easily asked to the two ladies you would like visit. Good luck Sasquatch and have a great birthday gift to yourself! as I did the same for myself last October with 2 very beautiful women here in Ottawa. The recommendation is posted about that. :) So are others that I have had. :)

I see professional companions because I've given up on dating (had a fiancé who got pregnant by another man but wanted me to still marry her, and another who stalked me, not to mention the numerous women I dated but it never materialized into something serious) Dating by the time I gave up on it just took too much effort and seeing escorts seemed a preferred way for companionship. Three years this July of seeing companions, and it is much better than dating Seeing companions allows for intimate companionship without the drama of a relationship, the bonus sometimes you meet ladies you click with and can be friends with. RG

I knew my mother had an appointment with her doctor yesterday, and she has been having some minor lapses in memory lately. So I called the doctor on Thursday to mention the memory lapses. He gave her a quick memory test, but has her scheduled for a full test next week. The highlight, mom called me today. I thought she would be pi$$ed at me for calling the doctor, but she called to say thanks, she appreciated the concern. The second highlight, if she has a problem, according to her, there is medication she can take because it looks like her memory issue has been caught soon enough RG

If the Harper government wants to focus on prostitution laws after the SCC renders its decision, I have a sense that the Canadian public will see this as one more example of being out of touch with voters. Prostitution has never been illegal in Canada. There's no compelling reason to change that. Even the sorely misguided prohibitionists claim not to be interested in prosecuting sex workers. Whether Stephen Harper will continue on as leader is an important question. Having little to no hope of defeating Justin Trudeau or of living down the spate of fiscal scandals, he's likely to step down sometime later this year or next. But whether he's still the PM or not, the government will have a hard time convincing voters that the sex trade is a greater concern than who is appointed to wallow before the patronage pork barrel. I imagine the SCC will agree with the Ontario Court of Appeal, for the most part, and will then leave the regulation of brothels up to municipalities which are, after all, better-equipped to evaluate community standards and keep an eye on things. I doubt that municipalities will be too concerned about women working alone or with another lady. They're much more likely to be interested in larger-scale operations and safer-sex practices, while collecting steep business licensing fees. Their opportunity to make money will be the deciding factor in the end. Sex workers' groups have been meeting with municipal officials across the country for many months, exploring various options. I'm sure that the by-law drafters will have realized, by now, that it would be unwise to expect sex workers to cooperate with regulations that are punitive or have a strongly negative impact on our trade. We've worked outside the law for many generations. Many of us are content to continue doing so.

Excellent question. I find it a hassle free way to spend sometime with a lady. I am single, and prefer it that way at the moment. I hope I don't sound overly negative, but I cannot stand the politics involved in relationships, especially when it comes to the bedroom. Selfishly, I can get what I want or like, without having to spend a Sunday at Micheal's or Ikea looking for a basket for the back of the toiler to put seashells in.....

to day i saw tianna the blonde goddess omg what a woman we started in the hot tub a nice way to get to know each other than it was to the massage table for some fun it was great but i still have knots in my back lol guess i have to go back and see you see you soon

Hi there, I am new to Cerb and I ould like to take this opportunity to introduce myself. My name is Sexy Alaina and I am just freshly new to the business. I am hoping to meet some new people and some new friends as well!

It's your business, your health and well being that is at stake here and even though it is awkward to bring it up, something needs to be said for both parties involved. It doesn't have to be done in a harsh way but more of a sympathetic nature. Assure the client that it's not because they are not clean or make them a bad person as these things happen...even with women but they can be cured. It's when no medical attention is sought out is when these problems can get worse. I'm sure they will thank-you for it. :)

I can relate to you coz my mom suffers from Alzeimer also...she is now 82! My brother, sister and I have learned to let go...meaning not getting upset over the repeating as its not easy to deal with...I just try to make her smile and laugh as much as possible...

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I must confess I hate getting behind a slow driver (be it senior or not LOL) but I don't lean on the horn, just pass when I get the chance. But seniors get treated with respect, as do all people, by me. And not just holding the door. There is a senior who uses a walker living below me in my apartment building. Taking out the garbage for her is difficult so I do it for her. But the biggest time I spend with a senior is my mother, who at 84 years old has problems with her eyes (for which she has had surgery) and I have taken her to her doctor's appointments. Also, and thank god she wasn't mad LOL, but I had to contact her doctor because she is starting to have memory problems. I don't just occasionally visit my mother, I (and my brother too) stay in touch regularly. I'd hate for her to slip and fall in her condo (a possibility) and no one knowing. She's already been told not to change the light bulbs in her ceiling lights just so she won't fall It's one of those cycle of life things I guess. Anyhow, a convoluted rambling RG

Like others, I'd be tempted to throw out the sex answer, but then, I also find that's a good activity for snowy days, sunny days, cloudy days... So I'll go with reading. I find it so relaxing to grab a drink, relax on the couch, and enjoy a good book. The sound of the rain makes a nice background. I'll also admit to losing more time than I should browsing online (it's actually a little scary how easy it is to lose time on this site!), watch some downloaded shows (I like to get a whole season and go through it in chunks) or catch up on a computer game.

Bob Seger (pulling a romaningguy here) We've Got Tonight

Once I decided to try this lifestyle; I found it to be exciting, satisfying in most cases (for both of us) and very difficult to stop. I find I think about the next opportunity almost incessantly - and with great elation. How else can you meet so many beautiful women on your own collective terms. Maybe I am trying to catchup on lost time....did I say mid-life...Actually I have asked myself this question and really have to re-examine the risks, financially, socially, morally, physically and mentally. Well maybe in another year or so....Right now I am having fun and I am helping the SP, whether it be to support a family, pay for tuition or to help her buy a a pair of Louboutins...which I really can get behind.

From Nina Dreams Album: She's got wings :)

I do 3's and 4's all the time. They are great. Don't worry, the ladies are pro's and will make sure things go smoothly. Don be afraid to ask what you want.

I am a huge fan of naughty talk during a session. Is there a line in which ladies prefer not to cross as far as naughty talk? I know that all people are different, and that the mood of certain situations can dictate the amount of naughty talk which can occur. A few years back while spending some time with an old ex girlfriend, we ended up in bed, and the naughty talk somehow shifted to us telling each other about partners we had after we broke up. We spent three straight hours licking, sucking, and fucking, all while talking about sexual encounters we each had with other people and describing what it was like with each of our encounters. A few weeks after that happened, I was still turned on by the stories she had told me. I had booked an appointment with a lady (who will remain unnamed) and halfway into the encounter, I was fully inside her, and asked her if I was her first client of the day. She looked up at me and said no, I smiled and asked if he was a good fuck. The naughty talk quickly ramped up as I guided her conversation towards telling me about some of her recent encounters that she enjoyed. I was sliding in and out of her and she seemed to loosen up and really get into telling me how slutty she was and how much she loved cock. This naughty talk got us both very hot and it seemed to be fueling our thrusts towards each other as our hips came together time after time. I could feel her walls clenching and trembling on me and her naughty talk became seriously slutty, I could tell she was ready to cum NOW, which in turn drove me over the edge and I pounded her with everything I had until I went over the edge and had my own EARTH SHATTERING orgasm deep inside her (in condom). I found it very HOT to have her loosing control and letting her animal passion loose! Seriously naughty talk is not something for everyday, but sure as hell is fun at times! Any recos on a good dirty talking girl, or any similar experiences from anyone?

Thanks for the excellent first time reco TW2! BTW You may think it doesn't really add much to a reco if there are many posts but it does bump the reco back up to the first page or so & the Ladies still like to see their clients are happy!

In french we say ''une journée de cul'' translated would be ''a day for fucking'' lol so yes its the best activity for sure ;) when there is no one to do that with...well... workout at the gym, cooking some goodies, shopping, movies or simply watch tv :)

Housework, reading a book/magazines, stream tv shows I have to catch up on, masturbation...I'm so bored right now...lol..off to do some housework.

Oh yes...i can certainly...relate to that! i used to be like that too eat my emotions...had to see the end of a bag...same with a plate of food in restaurant...just could not leave anything in! I have learned to just listen to my appetite...when its too much i just stop and leave it... dieting for competition as thought me a lot about eating often but smaller portions..it a learning process...it took me almost a year to accept that my peanut butter toast in morning had to go...for good...:(

Well done and congratulations to you! xox

6000 is a lot of posts!!! Clearly you're spending too much time on here. Haha, kidding of course. It's only fitting to make a joke as you've provided us with so much humour and with your upbeat witty remarks. Keep it up OD!! Looking forward to the next 6000!

Congratulations my friend on 6000 informative and humorous contributions. Your posts, and presence here are one of the reasons CERB isn't a board, but a community RG

Congrats my friend!! Keep on posting! Keep us thinking, smiling and laughing. You're an asset to the community!!

Congrats my friend! You always make me laugh with your wit and humor with your posts being thoughtful, informative and makes us think. Here's to 6000 more! Love ya! xoxoxoxo

nothing worse than bad odour male or female don't blame u a bit for backing out they shouldn't even of went to see anyone i'm sure they could smell it themselves

Many of the CERB ladies do such an amazing job at showing their real person in their pictures. I love it when a woman's beauty and confidence comes out in a photo. Some of my favourites! Cub One of the best all time artsy shots - Annessa! A classic look and extremely sexy with Evelyn and Amelia. The fun, seductive and fire of Emily. Smart combined with sexiness that can drive you wild. Lovely Kerri. Confident and classy Georgiana. Soft, seductive and sexy the one and only Tiff!