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I find that oftentimes when I sit down to start a post on CERB its often an emotional post. So here it is... Sometimes like the rest of the amazing SP's here, my positivity slips. I am nothing short of human, and sometimes the scales of balance of me and Jade are no where near equal. Sometimes my alter ego is the stronger of the two, able to give and receive pleasure and drown in that, and it feels so good, other times, my life slips in and every emotion flashes on Jade's face. Be it worry or sadness. Other times we are balanced perfectly. And happiness shines on both of our faces. I often wonder if people realize the life of an SP requires 2 lives to balance in one mind and one body. The joys, the triumphs, the worries, the laughter , the ups, the downs, To please. All of the things we experience in our personal lives, often we experience at the same time different ups and downs that affect our alter egos. I can only speak for myself when I say that no matter how hard you try, our lives within ourselves cross paths. Good and bad. Both have benefits to the other as well, I am naturally sensual, I LOVE skin, the feel of it, the smell, the texture, Long slow kisses and seduction, that benefits Jade, as does my easygoing nature and ability to talk to people and make them feel comfortable. To please. She has taught me that everyone has a story, and not just to listen, but truly hear. To be stronger, to draw my own line as to whats acceptable behavior, she's ironically taught me self respect. I'm not sure why I started this post, perhaps because I find with so much going on in my life, I feel as though right now the scales of balance are tipped and find my emotions flashing clearly on Jade's face. Try as I might to avoid that, it reminds me that Im two people in one body, today the paths have crossed and that its ok to be gentle with both, after all I might be two people, but they are both human. And ultimately because it always does. The balance will return. Thoughts for the day. J xoxo

I go to the sexual health clinic about every 6 months. I like to post when I go on my profile page. I think it is a good way to promote it and to let all the women I spend time with know I care about myself and about them.

Once, about three years ago, I got an email from a client saying he'd gotten chlamydia and just to be safe I should get tested. I didn't have anything, but I appreciated the email. If you're adult enough to be fucking, and adult enough to get tested, then I think we should all be adult enough to inform our partners if we've caught something.

Hi everyone, This is my first post EVER, I know its a touchy subject but lets be real, and not shy away from it. I am a hobbiest, and Love and respect women of all walks of life. I have a free conscious, of knowing I would not want to harm anyone. I get tested regular, even though I'm always safe, but never know, how does everyone else feel about this????

I too am tested often, its all our responsibility to make sure we are healthy while providing and hobbying. But it boils down to self respect. If you respect yourself you'll take care of your health to your best ability and you'll be respecful and thoughtful of others as well.

That is not true, with any credit card purchase you can dispute the transaction up to 6 months (some allow 12 months) from the time it was taken from your card and 9/10 - many people have been burnt from this. I strongly advise the ladies never to accept CC's ... especially online.

You Emia "I'm coming" Your partner "pull the cord" You "Fuck ya I am coming" Her "PULL THE CORD !" You " Oh ya baby I am coming NOW" Her "PULL THE FUCKING CORD FISHY !!! " ;)

Perhaps a better approach for us as clients is to say something about your own status, along the lines of, "I just wanted you to know that I was just at the clinic last month for a test and I always practice safe sex so I should be clean." That kind of opens the door for the conversation. Then maybe you could then follow up with a "how often do you go?" or something non-judgemental that doesn't imply anything. Yes, we can probably assume all the ladies on here are diligent but I think some clients just might want the warm fuzzy feeling from having the discussion.

Naked tandem parachute free fall. We don't pull the cord till we both get off, kinda like eagles mating. Though I admit the probability of faking an orgasm increases exponentially as the ground rushes towards us. :icon_eek:

I love these!

Thank you, Brad! I just tried it out and instead of having 52 characters for my ad link, it cut it down to 26. Pretty good for posting ad links in the shout box! The only downfall is that the http is http://www.tinyurl.com/a-random-number instead of http://www.cerb.ca/your-ad-number.

Get your point, its about professional courtesy. You are talkin about the business end of this world and I'm trackin. But...... Maybe they are on the fence.....and a little MOJO will bring them to your side?....lol May I offer an alternative opinion? You contacted them because something "tweaked" your interest..go with it... MA..SP its all about walking out at the end of the session and being in a great mood, the most considerate driver in Ottawa (and that says something..). Are you walkin down the street afterward with all the H A T E gone? How do you define this feeling in the business relationship? Think about "WHY" you contact someone................." For some of us (unless I am alone...and nuts?) the offer of FS or MA is secondary to being drawn by the pics/narrative/feel of the post/info. The welcome, the banter, the complete experience. I look at smokin hot pics...read banter that makes me laugh...review her posts that made me go "ohhhh yeeeea" and then turn the page because I was lookin for SP and she is only MA? I"m NOT. I Challenge anyone to book in w/Claire H and complain "but its just MA" (not that there is any question about what she offers..this is a philosophical question...and anyone who has seen her will get what I am sayin)....its not going to happen dudes...or...if you book in w/Cleo and never get past the F before service (again no doubt, she is everything that is "good" about this world) but left so contented/calm/happy....for the record....could not resist nor hold on her charm....and felt I got a deal and dancin in the rain afterward! (OK, walking with a huge smile on my face) Sometimes we get too hug up on the social contract and not enough on the "connection". Yea its business but no one repeats if its a robot dance. It's the summer everyone....lets enjoy it and ourselves. Sorry....its been a really good day. Lets try something tonight...all you ladies (dudes if you are so inclined....not judging here) post your pic and 5 sentences that will freak us out....nothing about FS or MA....and all us hobbyists lets just focus on the pics...the narrative and forget the "repertoire"....then we hook up and for once lets "roll" with it. Half of us (probably more) will end up w/an MA experience by SP's and dance in the rain...(Ok...over the top...how about letting someone change lanes for once...lol) All of you stop looking at me like I'm going to start on F I R E! This could be our CERB Flash MOB...

This is just my idea but I'd hate to think I was on someone's CC gathering interest. Maybe start a little private slush fund and then treat yourself when an interesting lady visits your area. :)

A read of the lady's profile will tell you if she is a SP or MA, and if not from her profile then her website (most ladies have them) will tell you if she is a SP or MA Really what's the concern if a lady has your phone number anyway? Everyone should have a cell phone devoted just to this lifestyle if they have a shared family phone. That way no wife will find out about phone calls. If single like me my phone for this lifestyle is also my home phone and cell phone. And I'm certainly not concerned if an SP or MA knows my phone number. And no gentleman really has reason to be concerned if a lady knows his phone number RG

Mod is absolutely correct. Instead, what you could do is take advantage of electronic money email transfers. It works like a charm too! If you don't know how, have a look at this thread.

A helpful and easy to use site for those worried about a link making their post too long: http://tinyurl.com/ The above is a simple page where you can paste any link into a box and it will provide you with a much shorter link you can use instead.

Thursday, an excuse to bugger off on Friday and then it's the weekend! lol.

With a fluctuating schedule I can make most nights work! :) Keep me posted on the dates, see you all there!! Kisses Tiff XoX

On Twitter there was a little chatter about how some men ruin things for women that work hard to get ahead in today's world and advancement for women are held back simply because of the male/female ego crap. I know quite a few women in today's business that have done extremely well for themselves in their own business, and I mean on their own (no partnership). The other night I was invited out for dinner with a lady who is very successful and she requested only once, to pick up the tab for dinner, and I said sure, as I really like a ambitious lady that has done well for herself and I think of her as a equal in today's world (men Vs women) which is all about equality. She said thanks and that she gets that crap where guys would say...no..no let me get it. Women that work in some trades, such as construction,automotive repair,high tech,military or they own their own business, or work within companies,or work within the government. I'm not talking about Service Providers, is this general discussion, I'm talking about in our real lives women that you know that have busted their ass to get where they are today. So lets be honest when replying to this thread, 1- if you're a gentleman does it bother you that knowing a lady can do your job just as well as you can? 2- Would you allow her to pick up your tab for dinner? 3- Do you know a lot of successful business women? 4- Does a successful business woman scare you about your job security or she may advance more quickly then you? 5- Or ladies, that are here do you know a lot very successful women in business, or successful within a company? I'm all for equality, equal pay for equal work, and I'm so pleased to know some very successful business women that I can associate with in my every day dealings in my business. In actual fact it really turns me on knowing these successful women that I know through association, and I can say that I'm very very pleased for them getting where they deserve in today's world. I'm sure on the other hand we know some many ladies that have been overlooked because of the gender attitude. Do you feel that in 2013 things are the same, or getting better???

Thanks MP. Unfortunately gender bias is still a very real issue but those who believe it are certainly stuck in the past.

Small Town Nova Scotia ; I live on a Horse Farm ;I leave the keys in my vehicles including my tractor , I dont lock my door , I have 4 dogs all happy and they can just be in and out all day with no supervision . I can pee in my yard and skinny dip in the pool or light a big fire and no one can see me !!! I can get pizza ; donairs ; liquor ; gourmet food , high speed internet , 45 minutes to the airport , i can go fishing , boating , golfing , skiing , all within 5 minutes !!! My place is huge and my taxes are small. Our East coast music is the best , There are lots of hot chicks and beautiful and friendly SP's , why would I move anywhere else ????

I think that's a wonderful approach. For me, the reason the question can get my back up, is because it's asked with no disclosure from the man asking. So it's like... there's an implied assumption that I may have something, but of course, no possibility he might. So asking in the way you suggest would completely alleviate that negativity, and instead turn it into a rational conversation between two people talking about sex. I like it :D

I admit I think I live in a bit of a cloud when it comes to this. I get tested every two months, and assume everyone knows that, and I also assume my clients get tested (although not as regularly). I completely assume that because of my reputation on here, clients will know I am a responsible, smart, healthy provider, and therefore, of course I get tested, and only engage in covered intercourse. If someone tells me they want to book, but first want to know if I'm 'clean', or 'do you get tested', I can sometimes take offence to that. I once said to someone 'I wouldn't advertise on here if I was selling dirty sex, and I would never ask a client when he'd last been tested', or something like that. I admit that was an over-reaction, but... well, it WAS my reaction. I do think it's something people should be able to talk about on here, but my advice is be careful if approaching a provider before an encounter. I know I'm not the only one who can have, and has had, the above reaction to that question. We work hard to show you who we are, and we work hard to provide our clients with safe and professional service. Sexual health is of the utmost importance - so we can get offended if you question that. We are human. Now, I know some gentlemen may think 'What's the big deal, we should be able to ask that'. But the only answer I can give is... well that was my honest reaction to that question. Overreaction? Maybe. But honest reaction? Yes.

I love Old Dog !! No not really was just kidding there ...... but he beat me to it on the Penelope thing the fucker..... Good guy though...... wears orange glasses. I LOVE Penelope though .... she knows that !!!!! grrrrr baby GRRRRRRR K I am done now..................... PS..... Old Dog is a good Dog and takes care of his friends always !

If really are short of funds and want to use a credit card, you could always get a cash advance. This would solve the disputing issue.

Like Midnite-Massage mentioned in her post, MAs who advertise extras are required, by CERB rules, to advertise in the SP section. For the OP- Have a look at the lady's description on the top right of her post before calling. It will usually let you know if she is an MA or an SP. ________________________________________________ Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Ottawa Posts: 905 I am a MA Thanks: 462 Thanked 589 Times in 307 Posts _______________________________________________ If you don't feel comfortable calling because "she has your number" then a simple PM might do the trick instead.

Hmmmmm.... socials.... never been.... Okay... twist my arm..... Thursday works the bestest!!!!

Any night works But I rather a Thursday.. I usually go to do my workouts at the Gym very early on Thursday Morning...' I dont wanna be hang over.. LOL To be honest I feel weird going out on wednesdays.., what a Party pooper I am LOL And yes count me in! for sure Looking forward to seeing some old friends and making new ones xoxoxo V

There's an easy fix for this: On the main page, click on Quick Links->Subscribed Threads This will list all your subscriptions. If you wish to cancel email notification for all of your subscribed threads, all you need do is to click the box at the head of the table right next to the Notification header, and then at the bottom of the page, there is a box titled 'Selected Threads', in this box choose 'No email notification' and hit 'Go'. You will no longer receive any emails! Hope that helps! FR Additional Comments: It looks like someone has beat me to it. :) Glad to hear your dilemma has been sorted out. And, for the record, I also vote against the removal of this great feature that most boards have. FR

Right. After an hour of rubbing your smelly saggy body, I'm sure she eagerly welled up with excitement when she realized that she now had the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to wipe up the scummy remains of your "visit".. ..what a class act..

I can't sleep so I'll answer your question ;) I always send a thank you note to the gentleman I have spent time with after an encounter. Sometimes I am not fast enough in sending my thank you email and my gentleman beats me to it. Does it annoy me when I see a thank you note in my inbox? Absolutely not because I love reading those special notes :)

Wow. This is a fascinating thread. I have to say that I'm kind of surprised that some girls feel this way about their vaginas. You ladies own one of the most powerful forces in the universe. It has the power to make strong men turn to jello at the mere suggestion of a chance to see, smell our perhaps even taste it. Ours is not to question it's appearance, (that would be like questioning ones own god), but to bow down in appreciation of any willingness you may have to let us share it with you. To all of the ladies who have graced me with even the briefest if visits with your wonderful vaginas, thank you. You have honored me.

Just to let you all know. Above Halifax SP is using false images on her BP ad. I searched the images and contacted both SP's in Ont and told them about the situation. Stay away from this girl.

For awhile now I've thought women should run the world, I'm sure they'd do a much better job than men have. Men have run things since beginning of time and quite frankly I think men are exhausted. Change it up I say..... I for one happily step aside. 1.) Not in the least, I've seen lots of women in the Board room, very capable and quite a bit meaner too. 2.) Pick up the tab....sure 3.) I know several very successful women, business and other-wise 4.) I have no issue or problem competing with any one. 5.) I'd expect it's better but I'm not a woman. Peace MG

All I know is that my dad always said I can be as good as or better than any man I know. My life choices will/are only limited by my own dreams and desires. If a fella sees me as "less" than him then he is not gonna spend any quality time with me :). Daddy raised a conceited girl and I will never apologize for my success and my ambition!

I did once, It was one of the best sexual experience I ever had. I meet a real life couple. I was at bar and i start conversation with a lady and I offer a drink to her. 15 min later she introduce me her husband... In my mind I said '' Ah no ,trouble is coming" ? But no. Quicly I offer to him a drink and I continu talking with them. After 10-15 min the couple discuss together and the come back to me and they asked me if I'm Bi???? I said no but A'm very sexual.... The couple smile and they asked me if I want to joint them in there hotel room upstrair... I get in the room and I see the couple was realy ready to play, toys lube, condon every things was ready to have fun. I my mind I said "Man it gone to be the night of your live" I was fucking right.

I've seen Vicki a number of times, and never been disappointed. She is full value in service, and is one of the rare SP's that actually cares about her service, and defends her reputation. That can get a little "interesting" at times on the boards, but in the end, she's still the same Vicki that most of us appreciate, and some don't...

The east calls on all strap on lovers . My motto is from mild to wild !!

Pistol Pete...strong thread man. Its kind of amusing when you think about it. We are on this site which by its very nature could be construed as "sexist" yet every reply applauds equality, of which I assume expands to not just to sexism but racism etc. But would only clarify that our SP's/MA's are also professionals (not worries dude, we all know what you are saying...). Strong, successful and taking home more money than most of us. So if any of you want to pick up the check...I will totally respect your offer :-) I think being a hobbiest balances us in a certain way. We can look at our work mates with a "clear" head, we can value/respect/appreciate the performance/professionalism/dedication/intelligence of our peers/superiors without the burden of archaic stigma. Reference the questions, no issues and actually enjoy seeing everyone succeed. Although I must admit my first instinct (whether a business meeting w/food, date, or casual drinks after a hard days night I tend to reach for the check if its with women....conditioned at birth I guess) although Its instinct not insistence. Again strong thread.

Sorry ... I think we misunderstood. Social's and parties are, from what I understand, often reserved for members who have a longer track record on the board. usually at least 6 months presence. These are private parties, organized through the board, by members of the board, but they are not an official CERB function. Again, don't take it personally. Porthos

Ever barf on a lap top? I have. Here's a tip, if you have the chance, don't do it.

It could be a glitch with the double posting. When I copy and paste a past shout with my ad link, it doubles sometimes but I never hit post yet. I mess with it until the second post deletes and that is usually deleting one character at a time prior to posting. Shoutbox Rules: ........................................................... - Please only one visible post in box YOU MUST HAVE AT LEAST 7 SHOUTS BETWEEN YOURS (You will be banned if you break this without warning) - Ads are allowed in box - Same board rules apply (NO CL/BP type ads but CAPITALS are fine but suggest not using ALL CAPS as it means you are SHOUTING and a lot of people will not read your message if in all CAPS) - You are allowed 120 characters in your post. Please do not circumvent this! - Abusers will be banned from box WITHOUT WARNING (Strict) - New members must have 5 posts and be a member for 5 days to use the box If you are banned from the shoutbox it will be for UP TO 30 days as I reset the banned list once per month. If you are banned twice from the shoutbox for the same thing you go on the permanent ban list. To Report someone abusing the shoutbox please copy and paste the shoutbox in a PM message to the MOD. Thanks. ..........................................................

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I don't know. I know that the counter does not show you if you go over if you also paste a link to your ad. So you end up going over the 120 characters and get a reprimand for it. I don't even think I will ever use it again!

To keep the cost down, I would suggest either the Marlborough downtown or the Lincoln on McPhillips.. I've been to both, and regardless of the reputation of the name, the rooms are actually fairly clean and comfortable. The day rate is usually $48 from 9 am to 5 pm, with all taxes its about $60. Call ahead a day in advance, as the availability might vary depending on the day of the week. Also, if you want to leave cash as a deposit instead of credit card, they will require $100 and need a photocopy of your ID. When you check out, you can have them give you back the copy of your ID. Easy peasy..

I like Thursday too

I booked Keissy via email........thank you all so very much!!!!!

Sandy at Cabaret le Pink in Aylmer.