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I find that oftentimes when I sit down to start a post on CERB its often an emotional post. So here it is... Sometimes like the rest of the amazing SP's here, my positivity slips. I am nothing short of human, and sometimes the scales of balance of me and Jade are no where near equal. Sometimes my alter ego is the stronger of the two, able to give and receive pleasure and drown in that, and it feels so good, other times, my life slips in and every emotion flashes on Jade's face. Be it worry or sadness. Other times we are balanced perfectly. And happiness shines on both of our faces. I often wonder if people realize the life of an SP requires 2 lives to balance in one mind and one body. The joys, the triumphs, the worries, the laughter , the ups, the downs, To please. All of the things we experience in our personal lives, often we experience at the same time different ups and downs that affect our alter egos. I can only speak for myself when I say that no matter how hard you try, our lives within ourselves cross paths. Good and bad. Both have benefits to the other as well, I am naturally sensual, I LOVE skin, the feel of it, the smell, the texture, Long slow kisses and seduction, that benefits Jade, as does my easygoing nature and ability to talk to people and make them feel comfortable. To please. She has taught me that everyone has a story, and not just to listen, but truly hear. To be stronger, to draw my own line as to whats acceptable behavior, she's ironically taught me self respect. I'm not sure why I started this post, perhaps because I find with so much going on in my life, I feel as though right now the scales of balance are tipped and find my emotions flashing clearly on Jade's face. Try as I might to avoid that, it reminds me that Im two people in one body, today the paths have crossed and that its ok to be gentle with both, after all I might be two people, but they are both human. And ultimately because it always does. The balance will return. Thoughts for the day. J xoxo

I go to the sexual health clinic about every 6 months. I like to post when I go on my profile page. I think it is a good way to promote it and to let all the women I spend time with know I care about myself and about them.

Once, about three years ago, I got an email from a client saying he'd gotten chlamydia and just to be safe I should get tested. I didn't have anything, but I appreciated the email. If you're adult enough to be fucking, and adult enough to get tested, then I think we should all be adult enough to inform our partners if we've caught something.

Hi everyone, This is my first post EVER, I know its a touchy subject but lets be real, and not shy away from it. I am a hobbiest, and Love and respect women of all walks of life. I have a free conscious, of knowing I would not want to harm anyone. I get tested regular, even though I'm always safe, but never know, how does everyone else feel about this????

I too am tested often, its all our responsibility to make sure we are healthy while providing and hobbying. But it boils down to self respect. If you respect yourself you'll take care of your health to your best ability and you'll be respecful and thoughtful of others as well.

That is not true, with any credit card purchase you can dispute the transaction up to 6 months (some allow 12 months) from the time it was taken from your card and 9/10 - many people have been burnt from this. I strongly advise the ladies never to accept CC's ... especially online.

You Emia "I'm coming" Your partner "pull the cord" You "Fuck ya I am coming" Her "PULL THE CORD !" You " Oh ya baby I am coming NOW" Her "PULL THE FUCKING CORD FISHY !!! " ;)

Perhaps a better approach for us as clients is to say something about your own status, along the lines of, "I just wanted you to know that I was just at the clinic last month for a test and I always practice safe sex so I should be clean." That kind of opens the door for the conversation. Then maybe you could then follow up with a "how often do you go?" or something non-judgemental that doesn't imply anything. Yes, we can probably assume all the ladies on here are diligent but I think some clients just might want the warm fuzzy feeling from having the discussion.

Naked tandem parachute free fall. We don't pull the cord till we both get off, kinda like eagles mating. Though I admit the probability of faking an orgasm increases exponentially as the ground rushes towards us. :icon_eek:

I love these!

Thank you, Brad! I just tried it out and instead of having 52 characters for my ad link, it cut it down to 26. Pretty good for posting ad links in the shout box! The only downfall is that the http is http://www.tinyurl.com/a-random-number instead of http://www.cerb.ca/your-ad-number.

Get your point, its about professional courtesy. You are talkin about the business end of this world and I'm trackin. But...... Maybe they are on the fence.....and a little MOJO will bring them to your side?....lol May I offer an alternative opinion? You contacted them because something "tweaked" your interest..go with it... MA..SP its all about walking out at the end of the session and being in a great mood, the most considerate driver in Ottawa (and that says something..). Are you walkin down the street afterward with all the H A T E gone? How do you define this feeling in the business relationship? Think about "WHY" you contact someone................." For some of us (unless I am alone...and nuts?) the offer of FS or MA is secondary to being drawn by the pics/narrative/feel of the post/info. The welcome, the banter, the complete experience. I look at smokin hot pics...read banter that makes me laugh...review her posts that made me go "ohhhh yeeeea" and then turn the page because I was lookin for SP and she is only MA? I"m NOT. I Challenge anyone to book in w/Claire H and complain "but its just MA" (not that there is any question about what she offers..this is a philosophical question...and anyone who has seen her will get what I am sayin)....its not going to happen dudes...or...if you book in w/Cleo and never get past the F before service (again no doubt, she is everything that is "good" about this world) but left so contented/calm/happy....for the record....could not resist nor hold on her charm....and felt I got a deal and dancin in the rain afterward! (OK, walking with a huge smile on my face) Sometimes we get too hug up on the social contract and not enough on the "connection". Yea its business but no one repeats if its a robot dance. It's the summer everyone....lets enjoy it and ourselves. Sorry....its been a really good day. Lets try something tonight...all you ladies (dudes if you are so inclined....not judging here) post your pic and 5 sentences that will freak us out....nothing about FS or MA....and all us hobbyists lets just focus on the pics...the narrative and forget the "repertoire"....then we hook up and for once lets "roll" with it. Half of us (probably more) will end up w/an MA experience by SP's and dance in the rain...(Ok...over the top...how about letting someone change lanes for once...lol) All of you stop looking at me like I'm going to start on F I R E! This could be our CERB Flash MOB...

This is just my idea but I'd hate to think I was on someone's CC gathering interest. Maybe start a little private slush fund and then treat yourself when an interesting lady visits your area. :)

A read of the lady's profile will tell you if she is a SP or MA, and if not from her profile then her website (most ladies have them) will tell you if she is a SP or MA Really what's the concern if a lady has your phone number anyway? Everyone should have a cell phone devoted just to this lifestyle if they have a shared family phone. That way no wife will find out about phone calls. If single like me my phone for this lifestyle is also my home phone and cell phone. And I'm certainly not concerned if an SP or MA knows my phone number. And no gentleman really has reason to be concerned if a lady knows his phone number RG

Mod is absolutely correct. Instead, what you could do is take advantage of electronic money email transfers. It works like a charm too! If you don't know how, have a look at this thread.

A helpful and easy to use site for those worried about a link making their post too long: http://tinyurl.com/ The above is a simple page where you can paste any link into a box and it will provide you with a much shorter link you can use instead.

Thursday, an excuse to bugger off on Friday and then it's the weekend! lol.

With a fluctuating schedule I can make most nights work! :) Keep me posted on the dates, see you all there!! Kisses Tiff XoX

On Twitter there was a little chatter about how some men ruin things for women that work hard to get ahead in today's world and advancement for women are held back simply because of the male/female ego crap. I know quite a few women in today's business that have done extremely well for themselves in their own business, and I mean on their own (no partnership). The other night I was invited out for dinner with a lady who is very successful and she requested only once, to pick up the tab for dinner, and I said sure, as I really like a ambitious lady that has done well for herself and I think of her as a equal in today's world (men Vs women) which is all about equality. She said thanks and that she gets that crap where guys would say...no..no let me get it. Women that work in some trades, such as construction,automotive repair,high tech,military or they own their own business, or work within companies,or work within the government. I'm not talking about Service Providers, is this general discussion, I'm talking about in our real lives women that you know that have busted their ass to get where they are today. So lets be honest when replying to this thread, 1- if you're a gentleman does it bother you that knowing a lady can do your job just as well as you can? 2- Would you allow her to pick up your tab for dinner? 3- Do you know a lot of successful business women? 4- Does a successful business woman scare you about your job security or she may advance more quickly then you? 5- Or ladies, that are here do you know a lot very successful women in business, or successful within a company? I'm all for equality, equal pay for equal work, and I'm so pleased to know some very successful business women that I can associate with in my every day dealings in my business. In actual fact it really turns me on knowing these successful women that I know through association, and I can say that I'm very very pleased for them getting where they deserve in today's world. I'm sure on the other hand we know some many ladies that have been overlooked because of the gender attitude. Do you feel that in 2013 things are the same, or getting better???

Thanks MP. Unfortunately gender bias is still a very real issue but those who believe it are certainly stuck in the past.

Small Town Nova Scotia ; I live on a Horse Farm ;I leave the keys in my vehicles including my tractor , I dont lock my door , I have 4 dogs all happy and they can just be in and out all day with no supervision . I can pee in my yard and skinny dip in the pool or light a big fire and no one can see me !!! I can get pizza ; donairs ; liquor ; gourmet food , high speed internet , 45 minutes to the airport , i can go fishing , boating , golfing , skiing , all within 5 minutes !!! My place is huge and my taxes are small. Our East coast music is the best , There are lots of hot chicks and beautiful and friendly SP's , why would I move anywhere else ????

I think that's a wonderful approach. For me, the reason the question can get my back up, is because it's asked with no disclosure from the man asking. So it's like... there's an implied assumption that I may have something, but of course, no possibility he might. So asking in the way you suggest would completely alleviate that negativity, and instead turn it into a rational conversation between two people talking about sex. I like it :D

I admit I think I live in a bit of a cloud when it comes to this. I get tested every two months, and assume everyone knows that, and I also assume my clients get tested (although not as regularly). I completely assume that because of my reputation on here, clients will know I am a responsible, smart, healthy provider, and therefore, of course I get tested, and only engage in covered intercourse. If someone tells me they want to book, but first want to know if I'm 'clean', or 'do you get tested', I can sometimes take offence to that. I once said to someone 'I wouldn't advertise on here if I was selling dirty sex, and I would never ask a client when he'd last been tested', or something like that. I admit that was an over-reaction, but... well, it WAS my reaction. I do think it's something people should be able to talk about on here, but my advice is be careful if approaching a provider before an encounter. I know I'm not the only one who can have, and has had, the above reaction to that question. We work hard to show you who we are, and we work hard to provide our clients with safe and professional service. Sexual health is of the utmost importance - so we can get offended if you question that. We are human. Now, I know some gentlemen may think 'What's the big deal, we should be able to ask that'. But the only answer I can give is... well that was my honest reaction to that question. Overreaction? Maybe. But honest reaction? Yes.

I love Old Dog !! No not really was just kidding there ...... but he beat me to it on the Penelope thing the fucker..... Good guy though...... wears orange glasses. I LOVE Penelope though .... she knows that !!!!! grrrrr baby GRRRRRRR K I am done now..................... PS..... Old Dog is a good Dog and takes care of his friends always !

If really are short of funds and want to use a credit card, you could always get a cash advance. This would solve the disputing issue.

Like Midnite-Massage mentioned in her post, MAs who advertise extras are required, by CERB rules, to advertise in the SP section. For the OP- Have a look at the lady's description on the top right of her post before calling. It will usually let you know if she is an MA or an SP. ________________________________________________ Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Ottawa Posts: 905 I am a MA Thanks: 462 Thanked 589 Times in 307 Posts _______________________________________________ If you don't feel comfortable calling because "she has your number" then a simple PM might do the trick instead.

Hmmmmm.... socials.... never been.... Okay... twist my arm..... Thursday works the bestest!!!!

Any night works But I rather a Thursday.. I usually go to do my workouts at the Gym very early on Thursday Morning...' I dont wanna be hang over.. LOL To be honest I feel weird going out on wednesdays.., what a Party pooper I am LOL And yes count me in! for sure Looking forward to seeing some old friends and making new ones xoxoxo V

There's an easy fix for this: On the main page, click on Quick Links->Subscribed Threads This will list all your subscriptions. If you wish to cancel email notification for all of your subscribed threads, all you need do is to click the box at the head of the table right next to the Notification header, and then at the bottom of the page, there is a box titled 'Selected Threads', in this box choose 'No email notification' and hit 'Go'. You will no longer receive any emails! Hope that helps! FR Additional Comments: It looks like someone has beat me to it. :) Glad to hear your dilemma has been sorted out. And, for the record, I also vote against the removal of this great feature that most boards have. FR

Right. After an hour of rubbing your smelly saggy body, I'm sure she eagerly welled up with excitement when she realized that she now had the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to wipe up the scummy remains of your "visit".. ..what a class act..

I can't sleep so I'll answer your question ;) I always send a thank you note to the gentleman I have spent time with after an encounter. Sometimes I am not fast enough in sending my thank you email and my gentleman beats me to it. Does it annoy me when I see a thank you note in my inbox? Absolutely not because I love reading those special notes :)

Wow. This is a fascinating thread. I have to say that I'm kind of surprised that some girls feel this way about their vaginas. You ladies own one of the most powerful forces in the universe. It has the power to make strong men turn to jello at the mere suggestion of a chance to see, smell our perhaps even taste it. Ours is not to question it's appearance, (that would be like questioning ones own god), but to bow down in appreciation of any willingness you may have to let us share it with you. To all of the ladies who have graced me with even the briefest if visits with your wonderful vaginas, thank you. You have honored me.

i think a number of thing have changed over a couple of decades. Primarily there is a point when the girls and young women didn't doubt they could choose a profession or pursue an interest. I am not sure exactly when that happened, but some of them you will also find refuse to identify with the feminist or women's activist groups that actually laid down the groundwork that led to them being able to not even doubt their own ability to pursue an interest. I think there are a lot of women of a certain age who pursued non traditional work paths who found over and over they were passed over. Some older sps i know of got to certain points, then decided to 'be their own boss' so to speak. I am probably one of those. I've had a few examples of applying for jobs, not getting them at the time, then getting them when the male who was given the position left or didn't last out the week. I just watched an Undercover Boss, a company mostly in the Alberta oilfields. These have to be the places with the last of the 'men only need apply' types of jobs, and not unexpectedly there really are very few jobs held by women. The two that ended up on the show had both not been considered for promotions and attributed that to gender not experience or capacity. One had the added 'stigma' I guess, of being native. It was demoralizing and humiliating to her to not understand why she didn't get the promotion with few other legit options. Non traditional jobs for women typically pay a heck of a lot better than the traditional ones do. I think we see more women in more positions than we did 30 years ago, but there is little that has changed fundamentally. We are still asking, "is this okay with you boys?" and still stopping in some way the recruitment and hiring and promotion of women in some workplaces, in ways that are both detrimental the company and that worker's moral.

Last Sunday , I had a visit from my new neighbour ( whom I had never met ) asking how much i would charge him to dig a hole with my backhoe for a used pool he acquired ! Young guy newly married with a new baby and another on the way , He said he didnt have much money and couldn't afford to hire a regular guy to do it , I didnt really say how much :I just said that I would be over with the machine to have a look and see how hard it would be . I spent the afternoon digging and levelling and after about 5 hours we had it finished , I think he was a little scared about the time and the cost and finally he came out and said Gosh that was a lot more work than I thought it would be , How Much Will That Cost !! Well I said " counting mileage , gas , and about 5 hours , i figure that adds up to exactly One cold beer " , Of course he argued that it wasnt fair but it made me feel good so we settled on two.

every time I am in line at Timmies and there is a military person in uniform I will always pay for his or her coffee and I say thank you to them before they say it to me

Weird vibe from my thread unless, you are coming to that conclusion on your own. But I like to say, I also know quite a few successful "black people" individuals as well, but right now I know more women that are successful in my daily dealings. You are correct in stating that we have a long way to go, regardless of gender,colour, or race but as society,employment is changing I see more women successful today than I did 30 years ago. I think things are changing for the better with equality.... gender,race,colour....it will be matter of time in years to come where our grandchildren will not look at this AS bizarre, but how things over history have changed for the better.

Lean yes but you have something thats weighing you down;) enough to keep you from blowing away, and I'd say its quite a gift! :)

Not every lady accepts PMs, it's usually stated in her ads what the best way to contact is. An email may get a quicker response, and a text, or best, a phone call, should get you a response :)

there are a few that post on bp sometimes that are visiting and there's 1 in petawawa that posts and 1 in renfrew that will drive to your place or you can visit her

Airport hotel on ellice has day rates..I think its $30 or $40.....only until 3:00pm......its ok..in fact they have some remodelled rooms that are very nice!

I dont know why this thread got that song My neck, my back lick my pussy and my crack stuck in my head lmao

Can I say everywhere? I love being touched all over!

I hope I didn't offend with my post, I most definitely didn't mean my comments were about ALL men. And not all women. I would never, ever, dare to try and speak on behalf of an entire gender. I have, in my lifetime, seen a lot of guys though, go home with anyone willing, and have seen many girls turn down guys even though I know they're horny as hell. But that in no way means it applies to all men, and it wasn't my intention to imply that. Perhaps it's because, as a woman, those women have shared with me what's going on, and all I see from the men is the projected machismo. Or perhaps it's that the guys I hang out with in my personal life are mostly jerks, and that's definitely possible, lol.

I love to keep in touch with everyone through emails and Pms, before and after an encounter.. I have develope wonderful friendships with some of the gentlemen I have the pleasure to meet.. and is great to keep in touch specially when time or other reasons do not allow to get together often... or as often as sometimes we would like to meet... It makes me very happy to receive a thank you message after an encounter... from someone that I have just met and from others that I have met in more than one ocasion as well I s good to know that I brought a smile, and sometimes a releive from regular day and life.. :) And I always reply back... :) because I like to let them know that they have made my day with their note :) and also made me smile

Jessica Massage. GFE Massage, but if I were you, ask her about nuru. I think you'd love it. The experience was hot. Katrine Cannon. She has a lot of different packages, and one that fit your description. And her massages are amazing! (Seriously, RMT level since she's gone to school for it, or trained under one)

Yes I like receiving thank-you notes whether it's a PM or a text. I don't do email because I don't like it. I will send a thank-you Pm here on Cerb but once a client has left my company, I will not send a text for discretion reasons and I respect their privacy. If they text me, I will respond back if I am able to answer right away. If not, I send them a PM on Cerb.

There is my second blog...another 3some...what a night!!! http://biancajaguar.escortwebsite.com/blog--blo--amazing-threesome-with-g-and-m-7278.phtml?module_id=767551#767551

Well I'm new to CERB but I already feel very comfortable. I checked out CERB before getting into the business and it provided me with a great deal of valuable information. I love how everyone here is so open and honest, and more than that, genuinely kind. From my first day, I had members posting on my wall, welcoming me, and helping me out with useful tips. One of my first clients was a CERBie I met in the chat room- you know who you are ;) When one of the girls says her next client is from CERB, we all immediately know it should be a good session. The CERB community allows providers and hobbyists to have an open dialogue about expectations and limitations, which in my opinion, leads to a more gratifying session for both parties. The most difficult aspect of catering to a client who is new to massage is letting him know the possibilities and boundaries during the session without sounding too crass or mean. CERB offers a venue where we can get all of that out of the way beforehand, so that when the client arrives, things can just flow naturally and the experience can be more realistic and organic rather than mechanical. I think going to an actual social event would just further breakdown the societal boundaries that can sometimes prevent a more fulfilling client-SP/MP interaction. The only problem is the "one bad apple" concept. I think we are all concerned about privacy and the reason one might decide not to go to a social event is because there is always the chance that there is the "one bad apple" who will expose you. Thank you CERB <3