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Are you effin serious dude ? Who are you to judge what and how this woman chooses to earn ? Pretty ballsy of you to be so judgmental not only of her but of the other men of CERB. Do you have any proof or factual statistical information that meeting men from cerb is dangerous to her or the "little one" ? There is a huge fetish market for pregnant women and just because you don't understand it doesn't mean you can judge her or anyone who's into that. You probably do some freaky shit that might disgust some so save your judgment and read the credo of this site "if you can't say anything nice, say nothing at all" You cast the first stone in this case so prepare to have many stones come back to you. While I'm here do you know how ineffective your post is because of your ignorant and immature use of the word retarded ? Wow what an offensive word, so hurtful and totally in appropriate and way off base. Doesn't feel so nice to be judged now does it ?

http://www.geektown.ca/2013/08/major-password-security-flaw-exposed-in-chrome.html RG

I've got to admit, I am a giver by nature! While I do like to receive almost as much, knowing and seeing that my playmate is enjoying what we're doing is what really gets my panties wet :p 69 is like the perfect medium, giving and receiving at the same time... yummy!

YES, this is a thing! Now at my scratching post, EVERY day is Cleo's Orgasm Day, but August 8 is apparently the International Female Orgasm Day - http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/it8217s-time-to-celebrate-today-is-international-female-orgasm-day/story-fnet0gt3-1226693702437 "today is all about celebrating a woman's right to reach sexual climax" SO GET ON OUT THERE AND GIVE A LADY AN ORGASM!!!

In my mind and limited experience it is WAY better to give, than to receive. Example: One of my first girlfriends, we never had intercourse bit I did get a handy once and that was it but I would pleasure her for hours and that was our relationship. Now I don't even get to do that and I suppose that's one reason why I'm here. I desperately want to experience those feelings again, even at 1 hour at a time. Now that I'm older, I would expect the SP to have the same feelings as I so I guess if both parties want to please the other then everyone is happy. Yeah?

In April I found out that I have cancer and the prognosis was not good. I had known for a while that something was wrong, but being the person I am, I just shrugged it off as being over 40 and not a big deal. Clearly it was. Instead of dealing with the issue at hand and informing those I care about and love, I decided to keep things to myself. When I finally started to tell those people depression and anger had set in to my heart. It had become obvious to those around me that I was no longer myself, the positive attitude and sense of humour were gone. I was trying to push those I love and care about away so I could be left alone. I was a fool! After telling my father of the situation, he realized that darkness and despair had filled my heart. He flew over here on Friday to spend a solid couple of days with me. Knowing this I thought it was time to tell him everything about my life since I left home at 18 and joined the Royal Navy. He has always been a pillar of strength in my life, there to listen and never judge. I am sure there are things that I told him over the last couple of days that he never wanted to hear, but he never wavered and just listened. This morning as I told the last of what I wished to tell him, he put that gigantic paw of his on my shoulder, looked me in the eyes and said..."get your goddamn head out of your bleeping ass"!!!! He's right!!! After more words of wisdom from my father, I realize now that it is time to enter the fight. I want to say I am sorry to those I care about and love, I should have been stronger from the start and told you the situation. That was my mistake. Thanks to my father I have my positive attitude back and sense of humour. I do not want anyone's sympathy, for it is an emotion that commandos have little value in. What I want is for people to smile and laugh, that is what gives me strength and always has. Though there will be times where I will obviously not be around while I deal with certain things, those of you who I am in contact with and consider to be my friends will know the situation and where I am. I will not keep you in the dark any longer. Now to leave this on a funny note. ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DdeLUA0Fms http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLpO-OvJU74 Spud271

Its commonplace to here negative stories and aspects of our line of work, escorting/providing. What it can do to "womanhood", how we are homewreckers, that its demoralizing, sinful, the cause of other crimes, blah, blah, blah! So I wanted to state some positive! This business has allowed me to become independent, completely so.:) Its greatly increased my self esteem. Actually, believe it or not its caused me to be more careful about my eating habits. Having to be naked often, causes me to eat less and more carefully than I would if I knew I'd never have to expose myself:) It allows me to be completely uninhibited, has taught me a lot about my own body and sex. I've also learned a lot of very positive things about men and their bodies;). It satiates my high drive, causes me to exercise more than I would normally. As an introvert I probably wouldn't have met the amount of really great people I've met had I chosen another line of work. I am a much more confident and carefree person because of this business. Probably more empathetic as well:) Yes there have been some rough times and some minor bumps but that would happen in any line of work I suspect. All in all my choice to provide has been a beneficial and a happy and positive experience :)

I like Mature Angela because.... a) I like Mature woman and b) I saw her pictures and she is HOT!

This video. This is the highlight of the month. OMG. SHARKS!

"Is it better to give than receive?" That is a tricky question...which is probably why my favourite position is 69. :) Generally though, I'd agree with you that I often have more fun with the giving. I can't even claim I'm being altruistic, it's just such a turn on and so satisfying to give pleasure. Of course, there's also not much hotter than a lady who is enthusiastic about giving back and who am I to resist? Actually, don't you find a back and forth/give and take just sort of feeds off itself? It seems to me when you give some pleasure it makes the other person more eager to give some back...which makes me want to return the favour again, and so on in a wonderful cycle. It's like some sort of perpetual motion sex machine! :D

Based on his response below and previous offensive posts we have arranged for gotowat09 to take a vacation from CERB. Everyone is welcome to their own opinion and we don't have to all agree but we do need to refrain from judging others and using offensive terms and attitudes when expressing our viewpoints. gotowat09 did neither. Clearly your just as retarded as the other guy. Go fuck your mother =Cerb Moderator]Dear gotowat09, You have received an infraction at CERB - Canadian Escort Recommendation Board. Reason: Rude and offensive posts ......- As the member pointed out you are being judgmental and making huge assumptions about the men and women of CERB. Not the best way to introduce yourself to this group. Your use of the word retarded is offensive. The links you provided explain how stds are harmful to development not how having sex can be harmful. Please save your judgment for elsewhere. ......- This infraction is worth 1 point(s) at 3 warnings (or points) your account is usually suspended. Infractions will never expire but only you and the moderator accounts can view them. The infractions are on your account so we can keep track of what we have spoken to you about in the past.

Well I already posted in the introduction thread so I figure I'll fill out some more details here. Just cause I feel like it I suppose. Halifax born and raised but spent 5 years in TO. Work for DND contractor designing/manufacturing rifle scopes to CDN/US military. Avid target shooter both hand gun and rifle. Married (not happily but not unhappily) father of 2 gorgeous girls 18 and 15. Main pastimes are photography and motorcycles, usually at the same time. Very shy at first when meeting people but tend to open up with usually an inappropriate joke. (I can't seem to help myself) OH yes, I have a 7" penis, if measured from the asshole, once around the shaft and just past the tip. (see what I mean?)

My son(24 yrs old) visited yesterday and he recently got is M2 (motorcycle) license so to congratulate him on it I offered to let him ride my second motorcycle. It was fun to have him ride beside me and not behind me like when he was younger. My wife took picture of both of us on HOGS and it will be something I will cherish forever.

I found this picture which I believe are THE most brilliant. You can get them in brief, jockstrap or thong style and I find them sexy as anything! *RAWR* Next best thing to going commando! http://24.media.tumblr.com/3a5c874e81a51c1e29d5b78b661e12f7/tumblr_mp6ew24UWi1s7p5gio1_500.jpg

From Alexxandria's album: Very sexy smile :)

I don't like diets that eliminate entire food groups. I had good success with Weight Watchers many years ago, and have heard the same feedback from others. It teaches you how to eat and encourages choosing items from all types of food, usually I think now you have these little points cards, so you pick items until you get to your day's totals. so you can eat your favourites, but they might cost you a lot of points. eventually you get used to eating a healthy diet, in moderate amounts at regular intervals. The main thing is that there isn't any of that 'going back" to what you normally eat, because all along you are eating what you like to eat anyway. the easiest way to lose weight and maintain it is to just change one thing, and add one healthy thing. So if you drink 2 beers at the end of the day, cut back to one. If you eat fast food 5 times a week, cut back to 2 times a week or choose the healthier FF options. then you add one thing,, like in the time that you were drinking that extra beer, now you are going to walk around the block after you return home, and before you go inside. or you will start drinking 8 glasses of water a day. or take the stairs, or do crunches while watching tv, etc etc. WW also has prepared meals and treats available if you don't want to take the time to prepare stuff. :)

Last nights episode was disappointing. Although the look on Amanda's face when Julie told them that tonight's evictee would be the first jury member was priceless. I was really hoping someone would make a big move but it looks like Amanda and Helen are calling all the shots. I haven't been following the feeds lately so was shocked when they put up and voted Judd off when from what I've seen he really did nothing to deserve it. I think it's funny that Helen's reason for keeping Amanda was that if she voted her off people would target her next mean while Amanda can't wait to get rid of Helen. Now with the new hoh being a follower I am sure we won't see any big moves this week and will likely see Jessie leaving unless Amanda gets him to do her dirty work and get rid of Helen. Now I have no idea who I am cheering for although I can hope they might bring Judd back but I doubt it. With my luck if they do bring someone back it will be Amanda that's if anyone ever has the balls to vote her out.

A few ladies have been reported this week for using the PM system to send UNSOLICITED pm's asking if the guy wants to see them! Guys! Report these PM's to me please as this is not permitted here. Every PM has a REPORT THIS icon at the top right. Click it and let me know you have never had any previous discussions with this lady about acquiring her service. This is Unsolicited PM's and I can look it up if I need to and verify that you have never contacted her by PM in the past. Ladies you will get a 7 day suspension (Without Warning) for doing this. The second time you are caught doing this you will be asked to leave the site. (Your account will be closed) This is ABUSE to the PM system so please DO NOT DO THIS. Your just making the guys MAD at you for SPAMMING them!!

I don't care either way.. as long as they're on the floor! lol.

I like both giving AND receiving equally, and I don't have to choose between them and I never will. :) It's all about balance. That said, I really do love to please and can be fully satisfied by devoting all of my attention to the man in my company at the time :) I like to be that break in his day or week where he gets to just lay back and pleasured like a king for an hour or two. :) It makes me happy. I can equate it to like at Christmas when you are super excited to give a really awesome present you got for someone. Anyone with a heart knows that it truly does give you a good feeling to give. One can be quite satisfied just with that feeling of giving, but it is also really awesome when you receive something special from someone else too. (Like explosive DATY orgasms ;))

I like HalifaxMan58 because even though he is a CERB rookie, he contributes to our community. And besides; we dirty old men need to stick together.

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Come get a relaxing massage by a hot little vixen, I'll make sure you never forget, come get touched by an Angel! About me- Sexy petite 21year old with long red hair, sparkling green eyes! Out going, bubbly and ready to rock your world!! Providing- Flirty and dirty relaxation massage Soapy sexy showers Reverse massages Body slides- Duo massages(4 hands, 2girls) Hotub sessions & you'll leave happy. Schedule TODAY: 9-3:30 Rates- Single Massage 30mins: $55 45mins: $65 60mins: $80 Hot Tub Sessions 30mins: $70 45mins: $85 60mins: $100 Duo Massage rates also available upon request Location- West end, Clean & cozy Contact-To book an appointment please send me a PM or text me @ 613-413-0733

On a New Years day a few years back I visited a local r/t massage shop. Met a new attendant to me at least and it was one of those times where 2 people just clicked and enjoyed a more erotic type session that was the norm. That evening my SO and I attended a New Year's Eve dinner with a large group some I didn't know. We arrived a little late and there were spots for 2 couples at the end of a long table. I was in a conversation when the last couple arrived, I turned to do introductions and low and behold it was the attendant from earlier and her date. I immediately introduced myself to make sure our "stage"names weren't used. And it made an evening of small talk interesting to say the least. Saw her a couple times after and we marveled at how we managed to stay so cool. That's the the closest that I know of..... Peace MG

From Kaydence Kox's album:

Neither, I liked a naked man! LOL, to answer your question- judge for yourself. Try on both and whatever you think looks the best on you and is the most comfortable should be your choice. I like both but again some look good in boxers, others briefs. When you come to me I don't pay to much attention to undies as I am too excited to see what's inside them;)

A PM I received suggested maybe I misheard her name and it was Veera. I can't say for sure though.

Now, do we need just one day of the year for any one of these? I would say no .... :-)

Don't forget that a regular exercise program is part of any successful weight loss program. The more you exercise the more you can eat. Plus muscle burns more calories at rest also. I maintain my body by doing weights, I am building muscle and getting thinner, but not necessary lighter. My clothes fit better and that's what counts. plus it also helps with my blood sugar, blood pressure and cholesterol.

I think that's the same with all diets, isn't it? :)

I own a well-traveled hat. The good thing about this hat is that it's done all its traveling with me under it.

I follow what I consider an eating plan. I do tend to keep my starchy carbs lower especially after dinner . As a former champion in Canadian Bodybuilding I know exactly what it takes to make my body look what ever way needed for any given situation. The rub here is most of know what we need to do to achieve whatever our idea is of fab. I have all the knowledge but sometimes my love for that tasty and delicious glass of wine takes me off track. Again moderation , most of us are never going to be perfect so lets all move slowly doing the best we can, making small changes and pleasing our selves. This is the most important goal.

I just hear the word "diet" and all i can think is chicken,tuna, brocoli and egg whites...:( yeah that was what i ate the most when i was preparing for competition! i know its not like just watching your diet and eating healthy...its a bit...hum...a lot more drastic and can drive you crazy and very irritable :vatefaire:!! One good thing though It taught me good eating habit...5-6 smaller meals instead of 3 big ones, It's a life style change! It took me at least a year to accept that i will not eat peanut butter toast in the morning anymore lol (when preparing for a competition) and its funny how our brain works...now that im not competing i can eat whatever i want but i dont! tell me i can't eat a burger and i will crave for it:confused: To answer the OP...I have tried them all...the best diet is no diet...smart and moderate eating habit...IMO

Diets have never really worked for me. As soon as you tell me I can't eat something it is all I crave. I recently started working out and trying to eat healthier... just in general. Moderation is key. I don't deprive myself but I make conscious decisions about what I eat and try to find healthier solutions to my favorite treats. The small things add up. I'm starting to gain weight back as I am building muscle but I had lost 15lb at my peak. My waist is 4.4" smaller. I have always been small so any more would be too much. I'm just maintaining now :)

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You go into CERB chat room and need to increase the font size to 18

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If you begin to research some of the lovely ladies here in Halifax, you'll see that many have been here and providing wonderful services for a number of years with no issues. As the sexy Sophia stated if you think smart and avoid many of the known issues, you should have no problems. Most legitimate ladies are discrete and take measures to keep things quiet and presentable so not to draw attention. A few words of advice, monitor the B&S posts here and use tineye for any pictures outside CERB. If anyone wants to book at date in Uniacke Square, DECLINE. I know instant gratification is a big thing however if you go outside CERB, again, be careful as there are potentially many issues, step back and ask for input from the gentlemen here as many use outside services. Read, research and play smart and you can enjoy here what you enjoyed in Toronto. Good luck and welcome to the city!

I'm sure no ladies would mind if you'd like to celebrate today instead ;)

The difference being that human beings are not an endangered species and are not defenceless. The violence we do to ourselves on a daily basis is a factual thing. I don't mind seeing violence towards humans portrayed in a funny, lighthearted way....because in films we also have the perfect balance of violence being portrayed in a realistic, serious, thought provoking way. Unfortunately, that's not the case with sharks. Sharks are always portrayed the same way on film and can't come on CNN to defend themselves. Destroying the shark(s) at the climax of a movie is always shown as a "great thing"....a victory. Aside from a few little known documentaries, there is not one movie out there about the shark conservation efforts and which focuses on the violence being done TO sharks by human beings, instead of the other way around. Whether it be a masterpiece like the original Jaws, or a cornball fest like Sharknado, sharks are always shown in the same light in movies. No matter how good or bad the movie is, that image of mindless. man-eating killing machines is permanently ingrained in the public consciousness. And the truth is actually the opposite. Every time I tell someone that my dream is to go to South Africa, New Zealand or Australia and get down in the water with Great Whites (in a cage mind you....for starters anyway), I always get looked at like I'm off my rocker and hear joking comments like "Well, we'll miss you" or "I hope you have your will written up". That's the image of sharks that movies has given people. It's not that these people are stupid...it's just that all they have to go on is these movies. And because of that the shark conservation effort gets little to no attention or press coverage. Yes Sharknado is just a silly B movie and not meant to be taken seriously.....but regardless, it's still just adding fuel to the fire.

Oh my GOD it's also World Cat Day - http://www.wjtv.com/story/23084100/celebrate-your-cat-its-international-cat-day Cat Day and Female Orgasm Day at once... is it my birthday or something?? seriously. I accept all cat worshiping and orgasms!!!!

I would be completely turned off if a man didn't want me to kiss him, after I'd had HIS OWN COCK in my mouth. If he thought that made my mouth gross, I'd have a simple solution - I wouldn't put his cock in it.

The reason why skirts were invented for.....so that ladies can spread there legs wider.

I just want to say that I am shocked by the level of hobbyists saying they are approached by SPs to "come visit me,I need money" or "Haven't seen you in a while, miss ya"... Seems highly unprofessional! I would have to think that if these particular women cannot exude discretion, they may have chosen the wrong profession. JMHO, discrete is the first thing an SP should be, and reaching out to clients is not discrete. In these cases, even if they are soliciting you for paid visits, they are already blurring the lines by initiating contact. Most of the lovely ladies here will tell you that isn't classy. I won't even reply to a missed call or text if I received it more than 30mins ago! DISCRETION, DISCRETION,DISCRETION! I understand some SPs may struggle financially for whatever reasons, but it's just so unprofessional to approach potential clients who did not approach you first! It's been my personal experience that placing an ad (be it here on cerb, or EC or BP, whatever!) will generate visitors, no need to "harass" hobbyists. For the record, I would never want to be romantically involved with someone whom I met via this industry. Like some of the other SPs have stated, we kind of live double lives... and to be brutally honest here; if it's Alexxxis you are falling for, you're not in love with ME.

Call me a Moralist but if you have a Wife, GF, or any SO that shares the same roof as you, keep it away from home... I believe is a matter of respect for that other person... My opinion..

I am sorry to hear you had a bad experience with Hope. Just to let you and everyone else know that Hope is no longer with us, I do hope that you give us another shot. If not we understand and apologize deeply for your bad experience that happened. I would be more than willing to see you and treat you how you should be treated! Hope to see everyone real soon!

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