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Are you effin serious dude ? Who are you to judge what and how this woman chooses to earn ? Pretty ballsy of you to be so judgmental not only of her but of the other men of CERB. Do you have any proof or factual statistical information that meeting men from cerb is dangerous to her or the "little one" ? There is a huge fetish market for pregnant women and just because you don't understand it doesn't mean you can judge her or anyone who's into that. You probably do some freaky shit that might disgust some so save your judgment and read the credo of this site "if you can't say anything nice, say nothing at all" You cast the first stone in this case so prepare to have many stones come back to you. While I'm here do you know how ineffective your post is because of your ignorant and immature use of the word retarded ? Wow what an offensive word, so hurtful and totally in appropriate and way off base. Doesn't feel so nice to be judged now does it ?

http://www.geektown.ca/2013/08/major-password-security-flaw-exposed-in-chrome.html RG

I've got to admit, I am a giver by nature! While I do like to receive almost as much, knowing and seeing that my playmate is enjoying what we're doing is what really gets my panties wet :p 69 is like the perfect medium, giving and receiving at the same time... yummy!

YES, this is a thing! Now at my scratching post, EVERY day is Cleo's Orgasm Day, but August 8 is apparently the International Female Orgasm Day - http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/it8217s-time-to-celebrate-today-is-international-female-orgasm-day/story-fnet0gt3-1226693702437 "today is all about celebrating a woman's right to reach sexual climax" SO GET ON OUT THERE AND GIVE A LADY AN ORGASM!!!

In my mind and limited experience it is WAY better to give, than to receive. Example: One of my first girlfriends, we never had intercourse bit I did get a handy once and that was it but I would pleasure her for hours and that was our relationship. Now I don't even get to do that and I suppose that's one reason why I'm here. I desperately want to experience those feelings again, even at 1 hour at a time. Now that I'm older, I would expect the SP to have the same feelings as I so I guess if both parties want to please the other then everyone is happy. Yeah?

In April I found out that I have cancer and the prognosis was not good. I had known for a while that something was wrong, but being the person I am, I just shrugged it off as being over 40 and not a big deal. Clearly it was. Instead of dealing with the issue at hand and informing those I care about and love, I decided to keep things to myself. When I finally started to tell those people depression and anger had set in to my heart. It had become obvious to those around me that I was no longer myself, the positive attitude and sense of humour were gone. I was trying to push those I love and care about away so I could be left alone. I was a fool! After telling my father of the situation, he realized that darkness and despair had filled my heart. He flew over here on Friday to spend a solid couple of days with me. Knowing this I thought it was time to tell him everything about my life since I left home at 18 and joined the Royal Navy. He has always been a pillar of strength in my life, there to listen and never judge. I am sure there are things that I told him over the last couple of days that he never wanted to hear, but he never wavered and just listened. This morning as I told the last of what I wished to tell him, he put that gigantic paw of his on my shoulder, looked me in the eyes and said..."get your goddamn head out of your bleeping ass"!!!! He's right!!! After more words of wisdom from my father, I realize now that it is time to enter the fight. I want to say I am sorry to those I care about and love, I should have been stronger from the start and told you the situation. That was my mistake. Thanks to my father I have my positive attitude back and sense of humour. I do not want anyone's sympathy, for it is an emotion that commandos have little value in. What I want is for people to smile and laugh, that is what gives me strength and always has. Though there will be times where I will obviously not be around while I deal with certain things, those of you who I am in contact with and consider to be my friends will know the situation and where I am. I will not keep you in the dark any longer. Now to leave this on a funny note. ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DdeLUA0Fms http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLpO-OvJU74 Spud271

Its commonplace to here negative stories and aspects of our line of work, escorting/providing. What it can do to "womanhood", how we are homewreckers, that its demoralizing, sinful, the cause of other crimes, blah, blah, blah! So I wanted to state some positive! This business has allowed me to become independent, completely so.:) Its greatly increased my self esteem. Actually, believe it or not its caused me to be more careful about my eating habits. Having to be naked often, causes me to eat less and more carefully than I would if I knew I'd never have to expose myself:) It allows me to be completely uninhibited, has taught me a lot about my own body and sex. I've also learned a lot of very positive things about men and their bodies;). It satiates my high drive, causes me to exercise more than I would normally. As an introvert I probably wouldn't have met the amount of really great people I've met had I chosen another line of work. I am a much more confident and carefree person because of this business. Probably more empathetic as well:) Yes there have been some rough times and some minor bumps but that would happen in any line of work I suspect. All in all my choice to provide has been a beneficial and a happy and positive experience :)

I like Mature Angela because.... a) I like Mature woman and b) I saw her pictures and she is HOT!

This video. This is the highlight of the month. OMG. SHARKS!

"Is it better to give than receive?" That is a tricky question...which is probably why my favourite position is 69. :) Generally though, I'd agree with you that I often have more fun with the giving. I can't even claim I'm being altruistic, it's just such a turn on and so satisfying to give pleasure. Of course, there's also not much hotter than a lady who is enthusiastic about giving back and who am I to resist? Actually, don't you find a back and forth/give and take just sort of feeds off itself? It seems to me when you give some pleasure it makes the other person more eager to give some back...which makes me want to return the favour again, and so on in a wonderful cycle. It's like some sort of perpetual motion sex machine! :D

Based on his response below and previous offensive posts we have arranged for gotowat09 to take a vacation from CERB. Everyone is welcome to their own opinion and we don't have to all agree but we do need to refrain from judging others and using offensive terms and attitudes when expressing our viewpoints. gotowat09 did neither. Clearly your just as retarded as the other guy. Go fuck your mother =Cerb Moderator]Dear gotowat09, You have received an infraction at CERB - Canadian Escort Recommendation Board. Reason: Rude and offensive posts ......- As the member pointed out you are being judgmental and making huge assumptions about the men and women of CERB. Not the best way to introduce yourself to this group. Your use of the word retarded is offensive. The links you provided explain how stds are harmful to development not how having sex can be harmful. Please save your judgment for elsewhere. ......- This infraction is worth 1 point(s) at 3 warnings (or points) your account is usually suspended. Infractions will never expire but only you and the moderator accounts can view them. The infractions are on your account so we can keep track of what we have spoken to you about in the past.

Well I already posted in the introduction thread so I figure I'll fill out some more details here. Just cause I feel like it I suppose. Halifax born and raised but spent 5 years in TO. Work for DND contractor designing/manufacturing rifle scopes to CDN/US military. Avid target shooter both hand gun and rifle. Married (not happily but not unhappily) father of 2 gorgeous girls 18 and 15. Main pastimes are photography and motorcycles, usually at the same time. Very shy at first when meeting people but tend to open up with usually an inappropriate joke. (I can't seem to help myself) OH yes, I have a 7" penis, if measured from the asshole, once around the shaft and just past the tip. (see what I mean?)

My son(24 yrs old) visited yesterday and he recently got is M2 (motorcycle) license so to congratulate him on it I offered to let him ride my second motorcycle. It was fun to have him ride beside me and not behind me like when he was younger. My wife took picture of both of us on HOGS and it will be something I will cherish forever.

I found this picture which I believe are THE most brilliant. You can get them in brief, jockstrap or thong style and I find them sexy as anything! *RAWR* Next best thing to going commando! http://24.media.tumblr.com/3a5c874e81a51c1e29d5b78b661e12f7/tumblr_mp6ew24UWi1s7p5gio1_500.jpg

From Alexxandria's album: Very sexy smile :)

I don't like diets that eliminate entire food groups. I had good success with Weight Watchers many years ago, and have heard the same feedback from others. It teaches you how to eat and encourages choosing items from all types of food, usually I think now you have these little points cards, so you pick items until you get to your day's totals. so you can eat your favourites, but they might cost you a lot of points. eventually you get used to eating a healthy diet, in moderate amounts at regular intervals. The main thing is that there isn't any of that 'going back" to what you normally eat, because all along you are eating what you like to eat anyway. the easiest way to lose weight and maintain it is to just change one thing, and add one healthy thing. So if you drink 2 beers at the end of the day, cut back to one. If you eat fast food 5 times a week, cut back to 2 times a week or choose the healthier FF options. then you add one thing,, like in the time that you were drinking that extra beer, now you are going to walk around the block after you return home, and before you go inside. or you will start drinking 8 glasses of water a day. or take the stairs, or do crunches while watching tv, etc etc. WW also has prepared meals and treats available if you don't want to take the time to prepare stuff. :)

Last nights episode was disappointing. Although the look on Amanda's face when Julie told them that tonight's evictee would be the first jury member was priceless. I was really hoping someone would make a big move but it looks like Amanda and Helen are calling all the shots. I haven't been following the feeds lately so was shocked when they put up and voted Judd off when from what I've seen he really did nothing to deserve it. I think it's funny that Helen's reason for keeping Amanda was that if she voted her off people would target her next mean while Amanda can't wait to get rid of Helen. Now with the new hoh being a follower I am sure we won't see any big moves this week and will likely see Jessie leaving unless Amanda gets him to do her dirty work and get rid of Helen. Now I have no idea who I am cheering for although I can hope they might bring Judd back but I doubt it. With my luck if they do bring someone back it will be Amanda that's if anyone ever has the balls to vote her out.

Ladies and gents, its now official !! The Ottawa September Social will be held Thursday, September 19th, so mark your calendar!! There will be 60 spots available (30 gents and 30 ladies) for members in good standing. Gents, tickets will be made available soon, at a cost of $35, which will cover snacks, drinks for the ladies and door prizes. I will keep everyone up to date via this thread as things progress. As it's an event organized by CERB members for members, you can contact myself, Loneskater or Spud271 directly should you have questions. Cheers!! MisterT

I like Roaming Guy because he was one of the first people to welcome me back to cerb.

Just about any SP would do this if you approach her properly and pay her regular rate. It's not an unusual request at all. I don't really understand why you would have trouble finding this, unless there is something you have left out. I also don't understand why you wouldn't just see a regular, recommended MA, as this is their specialty.

I like both giving AND receiving equally, and I don't have to choose between them and I never will. :) It's all about balance. That said, I really do love to please and can be fully satisfied by devoting all of my attention to the man in my company at the time :) I like to be that break in his day or week where he gets to just lay back and pleasured like a king for an hour or two. :) It makes me happy. I can equate it to like at Christmas when you are super excited to give a really awesome present you got for someone. Anyone with a heart knows that it truly does give you a good feeling to give. One can be quite satisfied just with that feeling of giving, but it is also really awesome when you receive something special from someone else too. (Like explosive DATY orgasms ;))

I'm actually doing this program and have done it in the past but you have to make it a lifestyle. This is where I've failed in the past. There are many diabetics in my family and I have a serious sugar addiction and an emotional eater. if I don't get it under control now, it will come back to haunt me later. I am a non smoker and do not have the vices like ciagrettes to keep me skinny. Sugar is the kiss of death for me!! While the first few days of Atkins is difficult, after the third day you will feel better. You will never feel deprived or hungry. The sugar and carb cravings will soon go away once it's out of your system. Most of the meals I make are regular lunches or dinners but just modified such as not eating spaghetti. I cannot and will no longer do low calorie or low fat diets. This is what causes serious health problems such as adding more carbs to low fat or fat free products. Atkins has received a bad rep for not allowing any carbs or kidney issues. This is bullshit. You can eat carbs and through the different stages, they are worked back in but with good carbs. No fruit is allowed during the first phase. You would also have to eat copious amounts of protein to have some sort of issues with kidneys. I did the Atkins program 8 years ago for 9 months straight and went back to the doctor to have my cholesterol checked. It went down significantly after eating doing this program. Bacon and eggs were one of the daily meals that I ate. In moderation of course. I have more energy and I sleep better. While it is easy to lose weight on this diet quickly, that is not what I'm initially focused on this time around. I've been doing diets since my early 20's and it hasn't gotten me anywhere. I've gone up and down so many times, that I've lost count. I'm working on it but I consider myself a work in progress. Once I lose it, I want it to stay off for good. I am not always in the induction phase of this program at the moment because I need to create the patterns for good eating habits and doing this has helped me a great deal. One has to make the conscious decision to follow a lifestyle all in moderation. There is no secret, no magic pill or anything else that will make weight loss effortless. It's all about a will to live a healthy life and modifying former bad food habits with some hard work and determination thrown in there. Exercise keeps me feeling better as well. I walk, run and bought a new mountain bike as well and go everyday for 30-45 mins. Atkins works well for me because of my sugar addiction. It's all or nothing with me. I find I can't eat sugar in moderation because once I get the first taste, it's all downhill from there. To make up for any lacking vitamin or nutrients on this program, I supplement them with vitamins. This program isn't for everyone but if sugar is your problem, it may be worth looking into. One way to determine your progress on this program is to go the pharmacy and buy some keto sticks. When you uriniate, dip the stick into it and if it turns pink to a dark purple then you are in ketosis which means you're burning your own fat for fuel. A side effect of this is bad breath because you're burning ketones through your mouth but it's nothing mouthwash or gum can't take care of. I've also listed some resources that I use and order products online from Toronto to follow the lifestyle. http://www.thelowcarbgrocery.com/catalog/low-carb-c-132.html?gclid=CJ779Oe387gCFUhgMgodjz8Aog http://www.lowcarbcanada.ca/ And Sugar Free Sheila...She has been a good inspiration and she's hot too! lol. http://www.sugarfreesheila.com/

I like HalifaxMan58 because even though he is a CERB rookie, he contributes to our community. And besides; we dirty old men need to stick together.

On a New Years day a few years back I visited a local r/t massage shop. Met a new attendant to me at least and it was one of those times where 2 people just clicked and enjoyed a more erotic type session that was the norm. That evening my SO and I attended a New Year's Eve dinner with a large group some I didn't know. We arrived a little late and there were spots for 2 couples at the end of a long table. I was in a conversation when the last couple arrived, I turned to do introductions and low and behold it was the attendant from earlier and her date. I immediately introduced myself to make sure our "stage"names weren't used. And it made an evening of small talk interesting to say the least. Saw her a couple times after and we marveled at how we managed to stay so cool. That's the the closest that I know of..... Peace MG

I own a well-traveled hat. The good thing about this hat is that it's done all its traveling with me under it.

I follow what I consider an eating plan. I do tend to keep my starchy carbs lower especially after dinner . As a former champion in Canadian Bodybuilding I know exactly what it takes to make my body look what ever way needed for any given situation. The rub here is most of know what we need to do to achieve whatever our idea is of fab. I have all the knowledge but sometimes my love for that tasty and delicious glass of wine takes me off track. Again moderation , most of us are never going to be perfect so lets all move slowly doing the best we can, making small changes and pleasing our selves. This is the most important goal.

I just hear the word "diet" and all i can think is chicken,tuna, brocoli and egg whites...:( yeah that was what i ate the most when i was preparing for competition! i know its not like just watching your diet and eating healthy...its a bit...hum...a lot more drastic and can drive you crazy and very irritable :vatefaire:!! One good thing though It taught me good eating habit...5-6 smaller meals instead of 3 big ones, It's a life style change! It took me at least a year to accept that i will not eat peanut butter toast in the morning anymore lol (when preparing for a competition) and its funny how our brain works...now that im not competing i can eat whatever i want but i dont! tell me i can't eat a burger and i will crave for it:confused: To answer the OP...I have tried them all...the best diet is no diet...smart and moderate eating habit...IMO

Judd's biggest crime from what i could see is that people believe he was MVP for the past 3 weeks, after they realized that Howard wasn't that one week. the other possible reason is he chose not to take the Veto that time and jessie was able to keep it and use it on herself, not exactly the wishes of the house. the fact that America has been MvP doesn't seem to be a popular assumption at all, and it doesn't help that Amanda ends up being put there and seems flabbergasted that anyone would do that, especially America. i have never seen a group of people that clueless about being on live feeds and After Dark, and the majority of them are BB fans and should know better. reading all the stuff from BB14, i don't think i ever saw anyone do anything like these people are doing. it doesn't help that half of them seem to be medicated for psychological reasons lol. of all the people to backdoor, they chose Judd, and failed yet again to make a real big move. i doubt very much had they kept judd and back doored amanda that mcrae would be sorry, he'd soon have realized that what he forecasted would happen happened, amanda did it to herself. The looks on everyone's face, including Candice's really was priceless when julie told them the next evictions will be going to jury. I think everyone is pretty worried about it now, all things considered, but why again they didn't get rid of amanda now escapes me I think that by the time there are 4-5 in jury, one of them will get a chance to return to the house. That would be following the usual process. One thing they should have is a coup d'etat and an extra veto like they did last year. not sure if they will or not, because they have a lot of people and a lot of things going on, but those are about the only way to get the HGs to start actually playing the game rather than making everyone follow one or two's decisions.

Diets have never really worked for me. As soon as you tell me I can't eat something it is all I crave. I recently started working out and trying to eat healthier... just in general. Moderation is key. I don't deprive myself but I make conscious decisions about what I eat and try to find healthier solutions to my favorite treats. The small things add up. I'm starting to gain weight back as I am building muscle but I had lost 15lb at my peak. My waist is 4.4" smaller. I have always been small so any more would be too much. I'm just maintaining now :)

Hello Gentlemen.. My name is Mandy! I have green eyes, long blonde hair and a killer body... I have been working in the massage industry for 5 months now... My services include sexy body slides, full body massage, reverse massage and lap dances if requested!... I am very easy to talk to and have a great personality... So why not come enjoy my beautiful behind, tight body and 36C natural breasts, you will be sure to leave with a smile :icon_razz: Feel free to check out my profile! You can find me at Paradise Spa, located in the west end of Ottawa... It is an upscale, classy and discreet spa!... Rooms include large mirrors, music, and black lights to intensify your sensual experience... In calls only please Schedule August 3rd - August 6th Friday 3:30-9pm XOOOXOOOX

the best way to describe myself, is to say I'm me, and I'm just like everyone else but different. we are all unique in some way. since I'm kind of in a transition phase of my life trying to decide and make some personal choice for myself I must say I'm constantly growing and changing. Trying to move out of my comfort zone and try living life. forget the past and not look to the future but to try and live for the moment. Being shy by nature I do open up once I feel comfortable. I tend to care for others more than I do myself. Making people smile and laugh will usually put a smile on my face. Being very sensitive I cannot stand to see people being bullied or hurt in anyway, unless they truly deserve it (I believe in eye for and eye). I love animals especially my dogs, and cant forget I love woman hehe lol!

What? I couldn't see what you wrote with that small font Jake_1957 ;-) ...and I didn't see any boobs ( . )( . ) Is that it, you know you are getting old when boobs become blurry? :P (hehe, jk of course) I can definitely say I use Zoom a lot more nowadazes though :-)

You go into CERB chat room and need to increase the font size to 18

To describe myself I would say I'm fearless, a true loner, daring and provocative. Very giving, kind, an avid almost fanatical animal lover, a genuine lover of sex and a lover of variety of men. I can be happy relaxing at home or life of a party. I think no moment should be wasted doing something you dislike, life should be enjoyed and savored at all times:) Experiment, cross boundaries and dare to be yourself!!

The difference being that human beings are not an endangered species and are not defenceless. The violence we do to ourselves on a daily basis is a factual thing. I don't mind seeing violence towards humans portrayed in a funny, lighthearted way....because in films we also have the perfect balance of violence being portrayed in a realistic, serious, thought provoking way. Unfortunately, that's not the case with sharks. Sharks are always portrayed the same way on film and can't come on CNN to defend themselves. Destroying the shark(s) at the climax of a movie is always shown as a "great thing"....a victory. Aside from a few little known documentaries, there is not one movie out there about the shark conservation efforts and which focuses on the violence being done TO sharks by human beings, instead of the other way around. Whether it be a masterpiece like the original Jaws, or a cornball fest like Sharknado, sharks are always shown in the same light in movies. No matter how good or bad the movie is, that image of mindless. man-eating killing machines is permanently ingrained in the public consciousness. And the truth is actually the opposite. Every time I tell someone that my dream is to go to South Africa, New Zealand or Australia and get down in the water with Great Whites (in a cage mind you....for starters anyway), I always get looked at like I'm off my rocker and hear joking comments like "Well, we'll miss you" or "I hope you have your will written up". That's the image of sharks that movies has given people. It's not that these people are stupid...it's just that all they have to go on is these movies. And because of that the shark conservation effort gets little to no attention or press coverage. Yes Sharknado is just a silly B movie and not meant to be taken seriously.....but regardless, it's still just adding fuel to the fire.

Oh my GOD it's also World Cat Day - http://www.wjtv.com/story/23084100/celebrate-your-cat-its-international-cat-day Cat Day and Female Orgasm Day at once... is it my birthday or something?? seriously. I accept all cat worshiping and orgasms!!!!

I would be completely turned off if a man didn't want me to kiss him, after I'd had HIS OWN COCK in my mouth. If he thought that made my mouth gross, I'd have a simple solution - I wouldn't put his cock in it.

The reason why skirts were invented for.....so that ladies can spread there legs wider.

Amanda has to be the most irritating person left in that house - she is obnoxious. I really want to see someone make a move and get her out. After watching Jessie stand up to Amanda...I'm on team Jessie.

Let me clarify then. This woman obviously has allowed you into her private life and it is now being written about in a public forum with a PM system. I view a post like this with all of it's implications akin to a quilting bee, rumour mill or a gossip circle. Even if it is true, it is none of our business and without her direct consent should not be a topic of conversation on a business internet forum. When a provider allows a client insight into her personal life it is a given that it is a privilege and therefore the information is not to be disclosed to the general public unless she herself has posted about it previously. Just because one person is privy to private information doesn't mean the community is in need of knowing. I do realize that you didn't give out information that would identify the SP to us but I'm sure you have received (or will) PMs asking who he speaks about. We never know who will say what to whom which is why we guard and protect all that is precious to us from clients. Just don't go there. She has obviously fallen into difficult times, it needn't become the topic of the week. Discretion is a verb and it goes both ways... cat

Call me a Moralist but if you have a Wife, GF, or any SO that shares the same roof as you, keep it away from home... I believe is a matter of respect for that other person... My opinion..

Moral of the story "do not try this at home" LOL RG

I have to say Msmanda is pretty dame good and so is Karlie excellent oral skills!

I am sorry to hear you had a bad experience with Hope. Just to let you and everyone else know that Hope is no longer with us, I do hope that you give us another shot. If not we understand and apologize deeply for your bad experience that happened. I would be more than willing to see you and treat you how you should be treated! Hope to see everyone real soon!

I couldn't agree more. If aything a provider should be mildly unavailable...lol Make us chase you a bit. That way, when you do see us, we feel spectacularly lucky...

Amber has been around for a few years and is a real sweetheart. Her photos on ............. are true and she provides a good GFE service and as long as you treat her right you will have a good time.

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