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I started in this business when I was eighteen, and I have always been painfully aware of the perceptions some people hold of young SPs. I cannot address the circumstances of other young SPs in this business, but I can talk about mine. Necessity was a factor that led me to this work, but I have never felt trapped in this situation. I know the risks of my occupation, and I still choose to do it over other jobs because this job allows me to be creative and independent, teaches me business skills and allows me to connect with people I wouldn't have otherwise met. Is it really necessary for me to have access to other high-paying, 'empowered' positions to make this choice valid? I am not a child. I am a young adult with an enterprising spirit who hates doing shift work for minimum wage and would simply prefer not to have to answer to any boss. At last, I have found work that does not leave me feeling exploited. Please don't belittle my agency, maturity or intelligence with sweeping ageist statements. My age does not make me a victim by default. I have tried to de-emphasize my age in advertisements because I am concerned about the assumptions clients will make about me as a young person. But that isn't really something I want to have to conceal, and I would prefer if people would make the effort to see me as a whole person, and not an age-based stereotype.

To be honest, when I stop having fun and enjoying who I spend time with - I will retire. I may refer to "going to work" and treat it with the respect of a job, however I dont consider what I do "work". Part of the reason i screen is to ensure that we have chemistry - as that way we have a great time.

I've known this for a while now but time is coming, this Sunday I will be riding my motorcycle with 3 of the cast from Sons Of Anarchy.

I'm sure most of the women that have done it would feel differently:)Whatever anyone does to make them feel better about themselves is wonderful. In saying that it doesn't mean they were insecure before hand, I am a perfect example of that:) I just wanted tits that entered the room before I did, lol, ;)But we all find different things attractive. What I find attractive however, can't be viewed form the outside:)

I completely understand the budget part and that is probably the greatest factor. no one wants to feel like they wasted their budget. That said, life dynamic and if one does not take a risk (even a well researched and thought out risk) then there is no potential for greatness. Remember, all your regular ladies were once a risk (to put it into perspective). CERB is wonderful in that you can explore the person via posts, pictures, PM, and a variety of interactions here before you make the decision thus reducing the risk. If someone is ringing your bells at a distance, chances are they will do the same in person provided you go in with an open mind, openness to the person and no expectations. I for one, believe that a life without risk and potential for greatness is a life not lived. Enjoy what you can when you can. When it's good, give thanks, when it's not, be thankful for the experience (because there is always something good in the experience). in the end, the decision is up to you and what sort of risk limit is comfortable for you.

Let me teach you the 6 truths in life!! 1. You can not stick your tongue out and look up at the celling at the same time 2. After reading #1, you have just tried it 3. You have discovered #1 is a lie 4. You are Smiling now, can't believe you fell for this... 5. you will find a way to have others try this 6. Your Still smiling, and think you need to meet me!! Hello Boys!!! I am a tall bombshell that is seductive by nature, a statuesque 5'11" and 130lbs with dazzling Hazel eyes and a smile to die for! My personality will captivate you while my massage will leave you relaxed from head to toe. Then I will spice it up.... Seduction is a game that I have mastered!!! The feel of my body all over yours, my breath on your neck, the taste of my kiss lingering on your lips.... You will CRAVE me!! You can find me at Angels Touch Massage (65 Bentley Ave), a Elite spa in the West with large comfortable massage rooms, custom showers for us to soap each others bodies up Dimmer switch and black lighting to set the perfect mood and the HOTTEST Attendants in all of Ottawa!! Schedule Today Friday September 13 10:00am - 5:30pm Contact me Text 613-277-4328 Call 613-274-7073 (Angels Touch) or by PM Check out what others are saying about my service http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=111731 Sexuality is not a Leisure or Part-time Activity It is a way of Being -Alexander

I've never met a pair of boobies I didn't like. Some of them have turned out to have shitty owners, though....

Found out that I am going to be a Grand parent for the first time :)

The maturity of middle-age is great, I have it and like it in ladies whether they are 23 or 43. My problem is that I look like that 100 year old leather bag of which you spoke.:) Additional Comments: I agree with much of what H man said. There are 20 year olds out there who can pass for much older, but if I see a teenager I can almost invariably tell as they just look like my little nieces no matter what they wear or how much ink they are sporting. Yes you know you're old when 40 somethings are hot babes, 30 somethings are young chicks, 20's are kids, and 19 year olds look like they were just potty trained:)

I advertise on BP, so do many other girls I know. Like mentioned above, it's best to cross-reference, but I still truly believe it's a great resource for both SPs and clients.

I love all boobies.

LOL! That's bad! :D

I think most people find it got better and and better with each season, though I have to say I personally found it pretty compelling right from the start. That first season took its time but also had some high points: Walter's dilemma about killing Crazy 8, and the "this isn't meth" scene to gain the upper hand with Tuco. The show charts Walter's descent as he gets drawn deeper and deeper into a high-stakes, violent, and complicated enterprise while battling his own ego and thirst for power after a largely powerless life. It does take its time so that each step in that progression makes believable sense, and to examine the effect on Walter and the people around him. I guess you have to enjoy watching those character moments, and Walter's steady distortion away from where he started, for the show to really seize you.

I agree with one provision: that's equally true of both sexes. If you're a doormat for your partner, that partner will eventually tire of you. Relationships are supposed to challenge us and help us grow beyond who were are when they start. Our partners should be our equals who support us and who we support in turn... not mere providers for a particular set of needs when we happen to feel like it. As others have said already, there's too little information in the original post to offer specific advice. But on the assumption that the OP is looking for just some general advice that can apply to all relationships, I'll offer this random list, which has a common theme of communication: a) Know what kind of things you expect from your relationship in the short, medium, and long term. Make sure you and your partner are on the same page with respect to where you're going, and when you want to hit the milestones on the way. (Even if the answer is "meh, let's just see what happens," that's cool as long as you both feel the same way. Find out.) b) Recognize that your partner is just a regular person, not a magical answer to all your dreams. Most of us start out with pretty dreamy, mostly unspoken ideas of what our partner should be like and all the wonderful things they should do for our lives. But if you're going to be with someone for a long time, learn to measure them for who they really are and where they're going, not just by counting how many of your personal boxes they tick and how often. c) Respect your partner as a separate person, and make sure they respect you. Every relationship has a power dynamic. It's okay if one of you is stronger than the other in some things or at some times (money? social skills? knowing how to do particular stuff?); but this should balance out in the big picture with contributions in other areas. If not, this WILL create tension and could doom things in time. d) Grow together. Don't stop working at life just because you've got someone. Be on the same page about this. e) money: the scourge of so many relationships. Work out a budget together (for immediate and long-term stuff), figure out how much you should each contribute to a joint account to cover those joint expenses. The rest of your earnings (such as they are) are yours to spend however you like, so agree ahead of time not to hassle each other about how you spend it. If he's covering his contributions to household, mortgage and savings, don't hassle him when he adds to his collection of Star Wars action figures! And you, mister, be quiet about the shoes! (Or, you know, vice versa.) I could go on but that'll do for now. Would be happy to see how others would add to the list.

Howdy ladies and gents. I guess I didn't do a good enough job promoting the return of the diary. I simply jumped on the thread that had 3,600 views stating that the diary was down, and changed the link in my signature along with a few discrete ads on CL. In the last few days I've received numerous PMs and emails from folks that didn't know about the new diary's return and new address. Guess I should give myself a failing grade on marketing the return of the cowboy's diary. It was down for a number of weeks due to some apparent issues with the terms of service, but after all the kind support and encouragement from the many readers here from cerb and other venues I decided to setup shop at a new home on the internet... if you haven't been there yet, check it out and bookmark http://www.cowboysdiary.info, be sure to tell your friends and family too. (ok maybe not your family) pardon me for this shameless plug :)

I felt like a million bucks today, why, because I spent an hour with a goddess named Violet, who was so perfect in every way. She works for an agency, called Guilty Pleasures. Now this is not a typical agency, it is almost an amalgamation of independent escorts. It is run by women and the girls all work together, they look after each other, they all get all very well, in fact they are a like a family. They treat their clients very well, and their getting along with each other helps that. Fantastic service from the agency, although an atypical one in a very good way. They are pretty new, I think only about 2 months on the scene, but despite being new, they don't act it, they are pros, and better than some of the "established" ones out there. Ok so I wanted to get this agency part out there, I think that it is important to know. Time for the girl. AKA the best part. I found the ad on BP. Rates are not listed except for 15 min, but a quick text answered that, 140 for HH, and 200 Hr. And there were pictures of this girl Violet, very nice looking. But in real life, those pictures forget about them, when she opened the door, jaw dropping stunningly beautiful. On a scale of 1 to 10 in the pics she is an easy 9 or 10 cutie, in real life, boom automatic 20. I get in the room, and just feel comfortable with her like you should. I love everything about this girl, her skin and flesh are so soft, such a good kisser. Great to talk to. These words are failing me, I can't say enough good things about Violet. Oh Wow, I think that sums it up nicely. Definitely trust and like Guilty Pleasures, would want to see Violet again in a heartbeat.

We are testing our a new text ad system on localescorts.ca (this is just a test phase and we are only promoting this here on cerb at this time until we work out the bugs and the development team finishes all the backed system) At this time the ads are FREE and are AUTOMATICALLY posted for everyone with a profile ad (4 times a day) and anyone without a profile ad can make them too for free but must manually make the ad each time (at this time). Direct Link: http://www.localescorts.ca/textads/ALL/home.html We would love any feedback from both the ladies and the men on how you would like to see the system improved. It is very basic right now (3 photos max) but we will be improving on it and promoting it in the future.

I finally got to meet my beautiful virtual "wife" last Friday in Kingston for a four hour encounter. Screening/verification was taken care of with no issue. Gabriella arrived at my hotel on time. She looks young and beautiful, and her photos are accurate. We sat down on the couch and over drinks and we got caught up on old times and current events. I say got caught up because Gabriella and I have gotten to know one another through email's and pm's, not to mention posts on CERB, so while it was our first encounter, it wasn't with a stranger, if that makes sense. After drinks, we headed downstairs to the restaurant where we had dinner and continued getting to know one another. Then we went back to my hotel room, where we did what newlyweds do. In this case it started with a shower for two. Then we got out of the shower and dried off. My lovely bride then ordered me to bed, telling me to lay face down. She then treated me to a deep massage, including a body slide. Then my beautiful virtual "wife" and I consummated our marriage. The details of which are private between Gabriella and myself, but I will say I'm happy we "got married." We then laid in each others arms, kissing and cuddling. Gabriella is not a clock watcher by any means, we had an unrushed encounter. Unfortunately the time runs out too fast, and she did have to go. Definitely Gabriella is a lady I will see again Just one final comment. My recommendation of Gabriella is truthful, except for the stuff about her being my wife That is just some bantering she and I have done both on CERB and in private emails and included here for a bit of lightheartedness. But that said, Gabriella is a terrific lady who I would recommend seeing to a gentleman looking for a encounter with a wonderful companion.

I'm sure I speak for most of the montreal members here, and I really wish we could get this section running more like the other sections! Its very quiet here! Lets help change that! I encourage all the montreal SPs to post schedules, etc and and the hobbyists to post comments, ideas, etc here! We can do it people!

Had a wonderful encounter yesterday with Cleo. Her body is amazing and her tatoos are really cool. She made me feel like a king while I was there and even though I " finished " early she didn't rush me out which was refreshing. Very much into her work and seemed to enjoy me as well. She's only here for a few days and may not return so see her if you can , she's well worth it. Very easy going personality and those eyes when she looks at you wow ! Thanks Cleo for starting my day out with a bang ! lol

Standing on the sidelines for a bit... I'll be ready to get back in the game soon! ;)

R is for rushing to worship you my queen!

Great day for horror movies and popcorn!!!!Friday the 13th marathon whoo hoo...and yes I had a pretty good day considering the superstition..hope everyone has a wonderful safe Friday evening xo Additional Comments: Great day for horror movies and popcorn!!!!Friday the 13th marathon whoo hoo...and yes I had a pretty good day considering the superstition..hope everyone has a wonderful safe Friday evening xo

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I find the main difference between men and women, is that men want to fix things, and women want to listen. Just listen, if he is not willing to take your advice, just be a sounding board for him. And, be honest, and tell him he's a wuss if you think so. Sometimes, friends have to say the hard truth for those that are trying to figure out their problems. Just don't tell him this if he is drunk - when you are drunk, nothing makes sense.

L - Long Slow BJ

The best news I have heard this week is that they are doing a spin off prequel of the series "Better Call Saul!" based on Bob Odenkirk's lawyer character Saul Goodman. This has a ton of potential, but probably not as dark. Maybe that will bring Mike back from the dead.

Most often its the guy that unwilling to work on a relationship... women seem to really enjoying doing that sort of thing. My wife and I attended marital counselling and the therapist's first comment was that the very fact that you are here together is a really good sign. Apparently its often really difficult to get the man into therapy because he thinks he will just get blamed for everything. So a lot of the first session was about making sure that I didn't feel that that was the case -- that he was non-judgemental and interested in working toward improving the relationship for both partners. My wife and I now actually go out on dates regularly (to the opera), spent a week in Lost Wages, I mean Vegas, and a weekend in Niagara. Spending time together is of key importance to opening up lines of communication. Its not where you go, but the fact that you do stuff together that is important.

It doesn't matter to me one way or another. However, if enhanced breasts make a lady feel better about herself (as in the OP's post) then I think it is a good thing.

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Lmao would that be considered her giving head?

Younger women are fantastic.....tight bodies, perky boobs, no wrinkles. Having said that, I'm an older woman type of guy. I'm 55 and comfortable in my skin. So are older women. I have a crazy unpredictable schedule that makes it extremely hard to line up a visit with my favorite Sp at 4 pm on Saturday 100 miles away. My type of girl knows I'm doing my best and understands that life gets in the way at times and if I'm late, she still loves me. No drama, no bs......we're friends, if only briefly. I'm not inconsiderate of their lives or their schedules, but even trying my best doesn't always work. If they can work things out, they do, and if they cannot, it's my fault....they still get paid. Older ladies get back to you with facts, Jack. They don't have time for giggling and incessant chatter....neither do I. The reasons above are why I love and am comfortable with older (30+ ladies). It's all part of the GFE..we relate. Younger women are fantastic, but I am no longer a younger man. Andy Rooney said it better than I ever could........... "In Praise of Older Women Andy Rooney says, "As I grow in age, I value older women most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: An older woman will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. An older woman knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 50 give a damn what you might think about her. An older single woman usually has had her fill of "meaningful relationships" and "commitment." The last thing she needs in her life is another dopey, clingy, whiny, dependent lover! Older women are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Most older women cook well. They care about cleanliness and are generous with praise, often undeserved. An older woman has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Older women couldn't care less. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to an older woman. They always know. An older woman looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, an older woman is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Her libido's stronger, her fear of pregnancy gone. Her experience of lovemaking is honed and reciprocal and she's lived long enough to know how to please a man in ways her daughter could never dream of. (Young men, you have something to look forward to.) Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one. Yes, we praise older women for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coifed babe of 70 there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22 year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize for all of us. That men are genetically inferior is no secret. Count your blessings that we die off at a far younger age, leaving you the best part of your lives to appreciate the exquisite woman you've become, without the distraction of some demanding old man clinging and whining his way into your serenity." signed: Andy Rooney"

To each his/her qwn.....personally I like both, natural and enhanced, it's all good to me. And Cristy yours look simply superb as is!

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A young lady 18 or 19 would be too young for me no matter how mature. I look at 18 & 19 year old's as girls, not grown women. It may have to do with my values, what I was taught growing up, because I'm a dad, the fact that I am in my very late 50's! I frequent a restaurant that has University aged girls working there and to me they look like they are around 15, 16 or 17 in that age group. One of them I know is in her 3rd year of university and is 20 years old, but to me she doesn't look anymore than 16. She did tell me she gets carded all the time when she is out. The other young lady opens & serves alcoholic beverages so she has to be 18 I believe, to open the beverage here in Halifax Nova Scotia. I have nothing against Men who choose to see these 18-19 year old women so long as they are of legal age here in Canada. It just isn't something that I would choose to do. They look too much like little girls to me! My 5 cents worth on the topic

A new cellphone every 6 months and LuLuLemon, from what I've seen. Is that 'way smarter'?

There is something very very wrong when a grown man has no issues about having sex with an underage girl...even if she does want it. So wrong...

The sp only access ladies currently can not see hidden profiles but this is causing issues with verification, because of this council has voted and we would like to grant any verified sp (sp only access) the ability to view hidden profiles (to help with the screening process) so this announcement is to let veryone know that in a few weeks (if we can get this working) the sp only ladies will be able to view private profiles (for screening and security). This way no "bad" clients can hide from sp only ladies. If anyone has questions or objects you can pm me or comment.

As a new comer I have floated around the site. But now I feel at home. What a Sight. Thanks EM and All Keep it up

I'd steer clear of anyone who advertises "24/7". And remember, these people know that you have cash on you, so make sure the location you visit is within your comfort zone and generally safe, should you choose to decline. Brand name hotels are pretty safe environments (personal safety wise), in my opinion.

Everyone has their own approach to this. I will add one aspect which has worked extremely well for me. PLANNING - I know it doesn't work for everyone but the encounters I've been able to plan well ahead of time are generally better. It allows for any technical glitches or absences so that we have time to initially connect. It presents an opportunity to have some exchange in advance on all business aspects. I can provide a little more about me and learn more about the lady to better know if we might click. It gives us (ME) time to anticipate and get excited over days prior to our meeting. If you can plan ahead a little - my sense is the odds are with you that things will work out well. Cub

AWW, please don't feel weird, this is a great and discreet place to discuss, reply and view all kinds of people. Most here are non-judgemental, accepting and welcoming to new members and want you to feel comfortable and part of this community. If you view profiles your handle will appear on that persons profile, they may choose to leave a thank you for visitng message on your wall/profile page. If you choose to leave a comment on someone's page keep in mind that comment will be visible to all who visit that profile. If you want to send a message to anyone that you only want for your eyes and theirs send it by a pm. If you want to comment on a thread just hit the reply button. Or if you just want to thank someone for their comment hit the thanks button. It takes a bit to get used to it, when I joined I made mistakes but its through those that you learn. If you have any questions just ask, or post a thread for multiple responses. The main thing is for you to enjoy and feel like you belong, those are my wishes for you:)

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I understand that I never actually mentioned where I was the last time I just told my confirmed appointments. I gave a street corner ... This time I was just wondering if that was an appropriate place but I do see your point. What about hotels that are 15 mins out of Downtown does that cause a big problem for people Any help would be appriciated and thank you Gabriella for the info xo

And I don't just mean more reviews and advertisers--but of course that would be welcome! I wish for a Cerb-perspective on the Montreal scene. I just find the atmosphere here so much more pleasant than the other boards that cover Montreal and Quebec City. The Green Board is like a grim prison movie: it's jam-packed with characters, but really run by couple different gangs with long scores to settle. The "guards" are swift and severe, but there's still tons of violence that gets out of hand way too fast and there's plenty of outright misogyny toward the handful of women brave enough to maintain a public presence there. The Blue Board is like a Michael Moore movie: they hate the green board and that's really all that is important. The Pink Board is in French, so it's easy to say it's like a Foreign Movie in that I'm not exactly sure what is going on, but there's likely to be some toplessness, a trip to a rustic summer home, and the villain from "Quantum of Solace will probably show up at some point. Hmm, maybe I sacrificed my metaphor for a few cheap jokes there. Anyway, for a lot of reasons Montreal is my preferred destination, but this my preferred board.