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Signs that you've spent too much time on Cerb: You overhear a nearby person make an interesting observation and automatically yell out "thanks". Your friends notice that you've stopped complaining about bad experiences with restaurants, movies, and sporting events and only share which ones you'd recommend. When you go somewhere new you don't feel like you can be fully involved until you've said at least five things. Instead of just thinking happy thoughts your immediate reaction to seeing a picture of alluring eyes, a best bum, beautiful lingerie, an appreciated redhead, loved boobies, or awesome abs is that you better login and share it. You notice a couple people shouting at each other and warn them they should wait for more people to speak in between them or they may get in trouble. You're looking through the alphabet books in a bookstore and think the theme or word choices are very boring. Your boss sends you 100 emails and you automatically congratulate them on their contributions. Someone complains that they weren't allowed into an event and your first thought is to ask them about their hygiene. When watching the Lord of the Rings, the Eye of Sauron reminds you a little of MOD (err...only in the look of the avatar, not the whole personality of ultimate evil thing...) Hmm, did I miss any? :)

Hey I read lots and lots of profiles.... men's and women's....thats why they are public so people can read them...ok now why... - seen their posts so I want to know more about them - Saw their name on my profile - Saw their name on the page of a friend or a lady that I am interested in. But mainly because I am a nosey bastard

I haven't had the pleasure to do so with an SP before, but it is most certainly on my wish list. I did have a girlfriend who I had a lot of fun with in this, both being the one uncuffed and the one restrained. I found both sides of it extremely erotic. We had a velcro kit, something like that pictured below. It was easy to put on and take off (if you just want the illusion of being bound, you don't have to attach it very much), and you had some control over how much slack to allow. The experience can be as sensual, teasing, or passionate as the couple enjoys, and I'd recommend anyone give it a try!

Part of the joy for me Kylie is that I do want to hear from the wonderful ladies I see :) and Many I do ...Still no strings attached. Random and fun is good.....I get enough birthday wishes. but must be understood between the parties. If it is by email I will get it in a month. Regardless of the way of contact, un-written rules and exceptions. I have always looked at it as if I get caught....I get caught. I made my choices in this lifestyle, and chose whom I wanted to see, how we were in contact, and if I made a bad choice and shit hits the fan . Look in the mirror Lee. Start there.

No ID may mean under age but just to play devils advocate... Wouldn't a strange man asking for ID scare the beejesus out of an inexperienced young SP say 18 to 22 who is new at this and scared to death of getting busted by an undercover cop. I wouldn't be showing mine so easy if I was her. That could be a very scary thing. Another thing you should all know is we have emailed back and forth a couple times and she used an email which showed her real name (which I told her wasn't cool and that she should be more cautious and get an anonymous email... anyway. I went on my facebook and searched her name and found her. It was definitely her. I recognized the background in one of her pictures and she was in a bar that I know well. The bars aren't like they use to be and unless you look 50, if you have no ID, your not getting in.

Just to let everyone know, Elise Pm'ed me and gave a very valid reason for the lack of response. It's all good!

Doesn't high-end mean better quality? I honestly just don't get why some think having rates like the ones brought up by the OP ($1000) is what makes a provider high-end. I have been to places with affordable prices who I would consider high-end based on how great they treated me as a customer and also have been to businesses with less affordable prices that I would not consider high-end as I never felt like I was treated the way a client should be treated. I may be wrong but my opinion is, going back to this line of work that the amount someone charges, the clothes one wears, how much make up one has on, etc should not make a provider high-end. Professionalism, respect toward a guest, and that kind of stuff is what should define that as again from my perspective that's what equals better quality.

Watching a man jerk off I think is very erotic, it turns me on! Yet I find a lot of men reluctant to do this when visiting, why? Is it shyness, do some feel its a waste, meaning, they want the woman to do all the touching? Mutual masturbation can be a lot of fun, can't it?

A postable pic from our AW social group: Remy Lacroix, pornstar!

All browsers have their merits, and they disadvantages. One thing to keep in mind when looking at the alternatives to Internet Explorer, is what is the makers intention in producing it. No one does something for free, and if they do, what is their motivation to keeping it up-to-date. There is a very good chance that it is a non-Microsoft add-in that is the source of your grief. The buggy Adobe flash player is a frequent culprit -- it needs to be updated at least weekly. Add in "search bars" are another source of irritation, be they Ask, Google, etc. Most of this stuff can be disabled with the "Manage add-ons" function - click the gear icon on the upper-right (tools) and select "Manage add-ons" -- you can now disable any suspect toolbar/extension, search providers, etc. To try and find the one misbehaving the most, disable them all and then re-enable the ones you need or want. If you have Windows 7 or 8 on your computer, upgrade to Internet Explorer 11 -- it is currently the fastest and most secure browser there is.

This is what community congrats are about. People participating, lending their voice, supporting others and having some fun in the process. Happy you're starting to enjoy all the bard has to offer and looking forward to more!

I see that Beautiful Savannah is Touring in New Brunswick so I thought I would post a recommendation for this amazing lady as the men in NB certainly won't want to miss her visit. I Live in Newfoundland which is Savannah's home base so I have had the opportunity to see this lady on multiple occasion and have never been disappointed When you read Savannah's website or ad you might be like I was and think... this sounds to good to be true but let me assure you she lives up 100% to everything she says. This really is a beautiful Sexy lady whose number one objective is to make you the center of her attention and ensure you enjoy every minute and yes She LOVES what she does. From that first hug at the door and the initial passionate first deep kiss you will know you have made a very very good decision and before very long you will be wishing you had made a longer appointment. Guys this is truly one of the elite ladies in the business and I very highly recommend her. If you want to know more about what her service level includes...i never kiss and tell check out her Website it has all the details or contact her directly...you will not find anyone more approachable.

In regards to Internet Explorer, have you reset the browser? KEEP IN MIND, doing this will delete all your "auto saved" passwords, but as long as you know your passwords, then that's ok. 99.9% of the time it will solve issues with Internet Explorer. Click on the little gear in the top right hand corner, and go to Internet Options. Then click advanced. At the bottom click Restore Advanced Settings. Then click apply. THEN click Reset. Another window will open. Check off the "delete personal settings" check box, and click ok. When all the green check marks are there, click close. Close out internet explorer and open it again. Check to see if your problems are solved. Google Chrome, it could very well be a strange setting or some stupid add on. Click on the three lines and go to settings. Go through those and check to see if anything is weird. Check for extensions and delete anything odd. Make sure your usual search engine is the one you want (google usually). If these don't work, let me know and I will make other suggestions :)

:) Yummy!! I'll say they do come off easily , the play cuffs that is;) Still in any kind of bondage play you have to be very comfortable, obviously, with whom you are playing with. It's not for everyone but for those who like it, as I said-yum:)

I think a good way to get a feel for if the lady is for real or not (other than recos) is to get to know her a little either through PMs, chat room or texting (if she allows casual communication). I've had extensive chats with several clients to the point of feeling as if I already knew them before meeting. I also found that it heightened the anticipation of meeting for both parties and made the actual encounter much more exciting! :p

I am looking to find out how people feel about face pics. More important, for those that choose not to show their face, is this a deal breaker? I don't show my face on the internet or otherwise - ever. Even a selfie I send from my phone. There are many reasons, firstly is that I love going to the States, and they use facial recognition. If they are able to show that I am an escort, they will deny entry and ban me from entering ever again. I also have family that I choose not to let them know what I do. I have worried about everything from my pic being blasted all over the internet, to my own personal safety. I don't live in a large city, people know everyone where I live, and if they saw my face on an ad or website, they would know right away what I do, but I wouldn't know that they know what I do, until they do something. I have no problems with those that show their face. They are amazingly beautiful and brave in my opinion. What is your opinion?

C'mon, we all know not to be shady. We all know to be honest, polite gentlemen. And yet every now and then someone comes along that defies explaination. For the record, when you make claim you have seen me before, and I tell you that I do not think you have, why continue to lie? If I tell you point-blank something seems off about you, don't keep insisting your lie is truth. Suffice to say someone swore he'd seen me before, and despite my better judgement I decided to book with him. I've never seen him before and refused him at the door. If he hadn't been subversive and blatantly lied to me, I wouldn't have had a problem. But lying to me, then threatening and being abusive towards me after I refuse you. Are we not better than this, guys? C'mon. Posted via Mobile Device

Before anyone jumps to conclusions, just remember that Emily Wilson also started at 18 years old with school girl outfit pictures on BP when she started. I think she even posted her Nova Scotia drivers license because of the drama about her here on Nova Scotia CERB.

As I stand above you, legs apart, while caressing my bare pink swell in a most erotic way, I look down to see your master piece engulfed in your manly hand and slowly, being pleasured, up and down, faster and faster. What a beautiful sight! ... OK, enough lol Since I am a voyeur and also enjoy being watched, I find mutual masturbation very stimulating and very erotic! All that to say that it does not need to be a means to an end but simply an activity shared in between many others... I think most of you would be surprised at how many women actually enjoy the sight of a man pleasuring himself !

I've gotta agree with Cleo. I don't mind kissing after daty, nor do my gents seem to :p so I'm not sure why it would be gross to kiss after a bj.. If the thought of your dick grosses you out, its going to make me not want to put it in my mouth for that very reason..

I gotta say that I was a bit skeptical about a hot Asian student but Jade was everything she said and more. Her pictures are authentic. She is sizzling. I walked through the door and saw her wearing a tight mini-dress. From the moment on, she was simply amazing. She has an awesome body, she's gorgeous, and those sexy glasses and fantastic French accent just make it all the more enjoyable. This girl is everything you want and more. I can't wait for her to come back to Ottawa. I've already booked my next schoolgirl adventure!! She gets an A+++++ for sure.

I had my computer looked at and supposedly everything is fine yet I'm still having issues internet explorer-it now freezes, I can't delete messages in my gmail with it and if I thank a post on cerb it posts double thanks. When I use google chrome everything works except I can't change font size or color when I use chrome and the cerb halloween logo is still displaying at the top-any suggestions for this computer dummy:)

Aside from the few drivers without snow tires it always seems that the first real snow fall of the year catches drivers by surprise. It is like everyone forgot how to drive in the snow. Two or three more days of snow on the ground will give the majority time enough to relearn what had been forgotten since last March. Till then, keep your head down!

Congrats indeed. I too went back many pages when I first joined but didn't feel like I should comment on something that was a few months old. I now see a lot of these posts don't stop at 1 more comment but carry on with several more. Well done sir.

Saw the irresistible Jenny yesterday :) She will be in town until mid January, then heading south for a bit. Same schedule as before, there on weekdays except Tuesdays an the occasional Saturday. Apparently she likes Saturdays as they are quieter. Ciao! -Alg

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Oh, shoes... How do I love thee... Part of why I love them is, I suspect, a direct result of "wanting what you can't have". I spent far too much of my youth in horrible, ugly, boxy shoes (some from the men's department, but even women's large-size shoes tend towards conservative and boring) because they were the only ones that fit. I'd look at the gorgeous, colourful, elegant, High Femme heels, boots, and gladiators on the size 7 and 8 racks (and racks, and racks...) in the shops, and I'd just yearn. Yearn, I tell you. Now that I've found (largely online) places that cater to folks with shoe sizes in the teens (I bless the Drag Queens every day, because they're why I get to wear five-inch heels!) I have another reason for loving shoes: Shoes are wearable art. Just look at them. Shoes are wearable art. <3

In her defence some 19 year olds do look much younger, I did, when I was 19 I looked 14-15. But not having any ID is suspicious. I thank you for being responsible and for caring enough to ask, a lot wouldn't care or bother.

I am just going to keep it short and to the point... Reputation is not gained by an amount of post but FOR THE QUALITY! Like many would say: Nuff Said!

I attempted to see Lexi this afternoon. When I got to her place I was shocked at how young she looked. First thing I did was ask her how old she was, she said 19, I asked her if she had some ID and she said not right now (In her own house and no ID, really)??? This raised a huge RED FLAG for me and I told her that I cannot proceed with the appointment and immediately left. I just thought that I would pipe up and share my thoughts.

Ranger, the problem is that a lot of users toftt and do their own research....and more research....and more. If then nothing can dug up a question will be posted. Its when clearly no research has been done (and there is a lot to sift through on this site alone) and starting threads without taking your own time to look you ask other people to take the time to answer your queries. IMO. Happy hunting.

I don't see why. Sure, this won't be everyone's idea of a great time, but provided both performers and spectators are on board with what's going to happen and what the rules are, I see no reason why anyone should be uncomfortable.

If I can't cuddle and kiss you I don't want to see you. Love my cuddles and kisses!

Mine is that moment afterwards where we are lying beside each other catching our breath. I close my eyes and let my senses go into overdrive. I feel her warm soft skin up against mine. With our arms wrapped around each other. It's as if I'm feeding off of her energy. I feel all warm and my mind and thought begin to slow along with my breath. With every exhale she make I can hear and feel, which send a light shiver down my back and begin to get small goosebumps. I can feel a light tinkling feeling inside my head. All my worries and stress melt away as I nothing in the world is greater than this moment. I begin to remember what it feels like to be alive and loved. As the blood flow through my body its almost as if I'm being striped of all the negative stuff and being healed. The power of this intimacy is so strong and soothing I try to savour it for as long as I can.

Me, I LOVE kissing and actually prefer it to as BJ and have pulled ladies up from a BJ because I wanted to taste her lips so badly. Likewise, I've kissed ladies after DATY specifically because I wanted her to taste herself off my lips. I'm pretty much game for anything when it comes to sexual exploration. Some things I prefer more than others but all in all I'll try some pretty f**ked up stuff by most peoples standards. Some of the things that SP's and clients would excitedly engage in would make some others cringe. That's ok, we're all different and have different wants and needs. However, when it comes to sexual preferences I'll never say that there is a right or wrong. Some people have issues with some things (some rational, some irrational) but in a business/industry built on "pleasure" I'm not sure that anyone should be frowned upon for preferring not to engage in any act that they might happen to find unpleasant (for whatever reason). I rather not take a tit for tat perspective when it comes to sex. If a person prefers not to engage in a particular act, be it kissing after BJ or anything else I think that communication is the key between partners to avoid raised eyebrows or even hurt feelings.

I would be completely turned off if a man didn't want me to kiss him, after I'd had HIS OWN COCK in my mouth. If he thought that made my mouth gross, I'd have a simple solution - I wouldn't put his cock in it.

On the facial recognition thing - I've had face pictures out and openly been an escort for three years, and have gone to the States at least a dozen times, probably more actually, during that time. I've never had a problem. I do understand completely why many chose not to show their face, but I honestly don't think worry about crossing to the States should be a deterrent. For future jobs... I do get it. And I 100% respect peoples choices and hope the gentlemen always respect that some women keep their face private. But not long ago I had someone tell me that if I really do want to start a bakery in the future, I should get my face photos off the internet. That it would ruin my ability to open MY OWN bakery one day. I basically told him to go fuck himself. I am a businesswoman now, and will be in the future with my bakery. If someone won't come buy my cupcakes because they know I've been an escort, then sucks to be them. I will *not* be shamed for what I do.

Interesting topic. I completely understand all the reasons why ladies choose not to show their faces and I respect everyone's own choices to live and operate as they see fit for their own situation, since everyone's circumstances are different. For me, I am completely "out" about what I do. Everyone in my life who matters, knows what I do. And I don't hide it from people I meet. My face was already "out there" from some amateur adult stuff I did when I was younger, so when I first started this, I didn't really feel a real need to hide my identity. I know that what goes on the internet is there for life, but it really doesn't bother me. Since my family knows, and respects my choices and love me for me, and I don't have children, and don't want any ever, I am free to live my life any way I want. I don't really understand about the facial recognition thing or how it relates to this. I mean, I understand the technology, but don't really get why US border services would do that to random innocent people crossing the border, however it doesn't surprise me at all. But in any event, I was already banned from the states several years ago for something completely unrelated to this (a really stupid thing when I was 19). I even bought an all-inclusive trip to Vegas last winter, thinking that after all these years, my federal pardon would be enough to allow me to cross, but nope, it wasn't. So fuck them. I have no interest in going to the United States ever again in my life, so that is not a concern at all for me, personally. I also feel like being 100% open with people about my profession, and not hiding my face, this is my small personal contribution to the fight against "stigma" we face. At this point, I have no interest in attending rallies, protests or meetings, but I do think that it is important for us to be heard and give an identity to the modern day prostitute. We are not the creepy skanky diseased, drug addicted scumbags that the media often portrays us as; we are normal people. By me being open with family, friends, and especially strangers, it shows a range of people that we are just regular women. We are mothers, daughters, nieces, friends, and we don't look any different than they do. We have just chosen a different type of work! I really like this job, and plan to be in it for as long as I do enjoy it, so I am putting everything I have into it, no holds barred. If the day came that for some reason I wanted to leave this profession, I could quite seamlessly slip back into my previous career at any time, and because of the type of work I used to do, I am lucky enough that being an SP would have no effect over my ability to be successful at it. One of my best friends from my teenage years, who I haven't spoken to in a few years texted me out of the blue the other day, with just the words "Emily J?". My heart skipped a beat and I laughed to myself. I guess he saw me online somewhere. I didn't know how he would react but it was a great conversation and the last thing he said was "If anyone messes with you, let me know and I'll set them straight!". :) LOL. So, I have come to accept and just assume that everyone knows. And that's fine because I heard a saying once that stuck with me.. "Those who mind, don't matter, and those who matter, don't mind." And I really believe in that. I only have one life, and I am not going to live it on other people's terms. I've always strived to live a completely honest existence and it's a good feeling. :)

In addition to those mentioned by Cato, I visit a guy's profile for the following reasons; - when I read someone's recommendation, I'd like to read a bit more about him to decide if I could rely on his reco. or not - responding to his comments on my posts and to see if we share similar taste and if we could be friends - responding to his message left on my profile page On that matter, once I visited a guy's profile because of his comments on a SP whom I had seen before, he got so excited ( and in my mind, a bit hostile) that he questioned my reasons for visiting his profile page. It turned out that he was a newbie and I think he was on a learning curve. To me, I have no problem whenever someone (male or female) decides to visit my profile page.

I could live without all of it. It's one of my favourite things about traveling, being away from it all. I've had times in Guatemala and in Australia where there was literally no technology, and it was wonderful. Your brain relaxes. You pick up a book for entertainment. You talk, sit by the fire, watch the sunset. It's great.

The g spot is stimulated by the cock if it's only a few inches long.. depending of course on how hard the dick is.. and where her gspot is located. I do enjoy this a lot when fucking.. sometimes it's a matter of positioning.. bringing the legs up in missionary.. or going to doggie. If it's too long then I prefer my legs bent lying down on my back and not up straight. If it's too big I need a lot of pre-stimulation to accomodate and even then I have trouble. If it's too small I can squeeze it somewhat.. but if it's soft.. yet still hard enough to penetrate then.. the pounding needs to be harder. The deeper part of the vagina is not sensitive to touch but it sure as hell is to pounding pressure!!! yahoo! fuck me deep and hard.

"No, you don't look fat in that dress" which is a comparable phrase of the opposite sex like when asked to comment on a man's package. It's just something I won't comment on because no matter what you say, you can't win or expect the standard response of "I bet you say that to all the guys." Bah, I gave up commenting ages ago since no one seemed to take my response as a compliment. lol. This isn't directed at Al From Quebec for starting the thread but when a woman gives you a compliment on something like your "package", accept the compliment and don't insult her by saying she must say that to everyone. I, for one don't bullshit esp in the package department. Use what God gave you and be proud of it.

Very good point and one that also touches close to home. When I went to see dad back in January he expressed to me a regret that he didn't stay closer to both my brother and me when he remarried. He went out east and basically his wife and her kids became his family, and my brother and I saw him once a year, either by visiting him or he visiting us. He saw very little of his (blood) grandson (my nephew) and considered his wife's grandkids his grandkids. Now that he is terminally ill with cancer, he is expressing regrets over not staying close with my brother and me and family on his side of the family and missing seeing his grandson grow up. I certainly didn't say I told you so, I accepted when he left mom and got remarried his choice. But now he has some regrets, but it is too late to do anything about it. RG

I've done this but the gentleman bought the clothes.:icon_wink:

I would go back to any day in April 2006. I arrived in Ottawa on the first of that month, and there is someone I would track down right away and tell them what I feel. It certainly would have made the last years a much better place personally!