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To be honest, if people kept their encounters instead of cancelling on short notice, more ladies would probably come for a visit to PEI. It is hard to justify a trip there when everyone, except for a few gentleman think it is ok to book and cancel with zero notice.

Christmas is coming soon. So I thought I would start this thread where we could post sexy pictures of our Cerb Women dressed in their Christmas outfits: To start this thread is our own sexy Miss Jessica Lee:

Perhaps paying more attention to ads is helpful as well. I was recently in PEI and for days after my return received questions regarding my visit. Read the ads and visit while we are there please.

No not all, if that term is being used in a thread (See Cowboy's Diary) Most of those comments are really saving gents the hassle of dealing with fake ad's and scams, or in fact rip off artists. I think there is nothing negative about anyone stating see CK's Diary. In fact saving someone actual harm,or getting ripped off is a benefit to ALL of the gents here on this board that may want to use other sites looking for ladies, he has our best interests. BTW CERB is a recommendation board not a review board. ;)

I think the overall quiet nature of the boards here is probably responsible for that, Katherine. Often you can go more than a week with no changes here, so people forget to check. It's a circular problem because no activity actually causes people to stop checking, and then when there is activity people don't notice it and SPs are likely to think that there is no local demand.

Got the opening and closing paragraphs written as well as the poem written for the family Christmas letter. This letter's been written every year since 1949 by my mother. Due to her advancing dementia this is the second year we "kids" have ghost-written it. We agreed that as long at Mom and Dad are alive there will be a letter. I do my bits. My sister edits it. My brother sees to printing and distribution. Dad signs the finished product. That this needs to be done sucks (rather than her being able to do it) I'm honoured to be able to help.

There are a few threads on this topic, so a few names have been suggested over the years. Jude would be my first option, http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=10711. See this thread as well, http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=144308, and this one, http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=132807 Have fun! toine

Forget about Kate Upton and say hello too Emily DiDonato! Jesus Murphy!!! I can eat that pussy for days! LOL.

For myself, I am more likely to visit in summer/spring months. The reason being 2 fold: 1. I have a cottage so it is a win win no matter if I have many visitors, 2. If I do end up with cancelations, no worries...I will head to the beach:) My visits there have gone both ways.... Busy as heck...or too many no shows. If anyone else notices, hotels are very expensive ( maybe winter is cheaper ) so for half of the "inquiries" who actually do arrive, it just doesn't make it :( You can not compare local rates when hotels, restaurants and toll bridges are to considered:( I have cherished friends here, and may plan another visit during winter, but will be at a limited availability. Most ladies here, will advertise for at least a week or 2...why contact us 3 days after we leave? DATES ARE ALWAYS STATED ON ADS...

woohoo :D Can't wait to see everyone again :D

Its official, the Christmas social is sold out! Thanks everyone! More details to come....

Not knowing the thread, I will say that we have all been there at one point or another. It is a community here filled with colorful personalities, and sometimes we clash with a few...but then again a few weeks later....we come back together again. Much like siblings, we can disagree, get hurt, or upset, but there is always someone else who understands you. Or we come together and learn the other person a bit better. Good luck, and I am sure you know that if you joined us again there are many who would welcome you with open arms:) xoxo Sophia

My mom is 84, lives alone, and called me tonight because her new furnace stopped working. My brother went down first but couldn't get it working, so I drove the 10 miles to her place, put 40 liters of diesel fuel in the tank, bled it, and got it fired up. She wanted to pay me for the fuel and I refused......reminding her of how many times she and dad helped me over the years. Then I sat down with her and went over her bank statements. The part that sucks? Mom was sharp as a tack all her life and now is slowly starting to lose her memory. It's time for the son to become the parent and she deserves it.

And don't forget the -flame suit-.. as a flame protecting suit.. When you decide to stick to your guns and post your opinion and knowing full well that you are going against the grain and then fully expect the wrath of the minions for doing so.. e.g. "....... so there that's where I stand... like it or not.... -Flame suit -ON-..."

Yes and No, if it was bad where it was bait and switch (Fake Photos) or you got put into a dangerous encounter like being robbed or threatened (and you are an established member) you can report it in the correct area. If it was just not worthy of a recommendation or you just want to complain or warn others that the service was below your standard then other sites exist for this - cerb is not the place for that. No, this is a flaw as people do change but if we allowed this then it gets abused. Basically when members look for are RECENT reviews, people will continue to ADD comments to recommendations if they are worthy. A recommendation thread that has not been updated in over a year is often a RED FLAG to many of the members here. We do allow PM's when SOLICITED (Someone asks for specific info) to be sent. For instance if someone says "Does anyone have info on...." and you have some info that may be negative you can PM the person and share this info since they asked for it. An established member can also comment "Based on my recent experience I can not recommend" publicly (but nothing more) if people want more info from you they can PM you. What we want to avoid is anyone slandering someone or just being unreasonable. many guys will have bad experiences cause they have really insane expectations (we have all seen them) some guys show up with Body Oder and crotch rot and complain cause the lady would not offer them a BJ or nasty rotting teeth and she denies him kissing... etc... it happens SOOO OFTEN. These guys will make the MOST NOISE about a lady and try to damage her reputation. Cerb is friendly and positive cause we will not have any part of that.

Had some time today so I updated the classifieds system and fixed some more bugs and added some more requested features.... Add note NO GENITALS (and other terms) Fixed "resets back to Service Provider (being the first option)" when edit Fixed type-o "Link to recommendaion" make it so agencies and spa's can choose correct categories added code so advertiser can HIDE the PM button. fixed blank screen after reporting a problem fixed alignment issue with main photo to far to the right removed link to classified ad system profile crap (changed link to go to users cerb profile) and more...

Hello! Just wanted to let you know that I am 100% legit. I lost my previous phone (9023132563) so I started using an online number. The only number wasn't working as well as I hoped so I used Emma's number (the girl who was with me). But now that I got a new phone , my number is 9028082563 and I can be reached there at aanytime..

I have talent like you wouldn't believe ;) One session with me and you'll see why they keep coming back. Come visit with me and let me show you what I can do ;) I am a tall red head with a model type body that will leave you speechless without a doubt. Sexy longs legs and stunning blue eyes that will leave you breathless. A mind blowing experience that will have you coming back for more time and time again. My services include: full body massage, body slides, reverse massages, showers for 2, and I am very open to couples sessions and catering to the ladies :wink: Come see me today and get your mind blown at Angels Touch Massage located in the West End. Today from 3:30pm until 11pm at Angels Touch Wednesday from 9am until 11pm at Paradise Spa Thursday from 2:30pm until 11pm at Paradise Spa Friday from 3:30pm until 11pm at Angels Touch Saturday from 9am until 9pm at Paradise Spa Sunday from 10am until 9pm at Paradise Spa Call to book some sexy time with me at 613-274-7073 Also, be sure to check out my recommendations: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...t=victoriascrt

Sophia is right, you would be welcomed back and there is nothing saying you can't come back Good Luck RG

Gift card from Victoria Secret or La vie en Rose would be nice... a bottle of wine to share. But I'm good with having orgasms :)

I don't expect my clients to purchase anything for me. Gifts are ALWAYS appreciated but never expected. I don't have a lot on my wish list this year... Mostly I'd love a gift certificate to Victoria Secret which finally opens here in St. John's this weekend. I'm overdue for some new bras and panties :) hehe I will never turn down chocolate or red wine :) I would really like a construction fairy to come and finish renovating my house lol but that's kind of a stretch ;) haha! I'm a pretty easy going person - don't need a lot, never ask for a thing. I'm happy if those around me are happy, and those less fortunate get more than they expect.

My dear Friend, You have shown us the most amazing strength. Humor and plain stubborn, has pulled you through this long. You are truly one of God's Children, for the heart you have is golden, your spirit is untethered, and your mind beautiful! I miss you, and wish I could be there for you:( "Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death." . Author Unknown Love you!

Better late than never. Usually, I'm not really a SP or MA type of guy. Instead, I mostly frequent strip clubs, where I've had all sorts of erotic, even sexual experiences over the years. Usually, I like the choice of ladies you get in strip clubs, the fact that you can interact and choose in person, and easily prune off the ones you find unattractive, and the fact that it feels more like real life, where no girl has to give you any sexual favor if they don't want to. But when they do, it's much more gratifying. But a few months ago, I was in the mood for a different kind of experience. I wanted to see a girl that would: a- Be attractive. b- Give me a good bbbjtcim, preferably with swallow (my biggest fetish). c- Not be too expensive. d- Ideally, have an interesting personality and fun to be with. I had been eyeing Layah for a while, actually ever since she was with Pink Kitty a long time ago. They had gorgeous pictures of her back then and I've always been a sucker for petite women. Maybe it's my (otherwise very well hidden) macho side, but I always instinctively feel like I want to be protective of them. She looked classy and cute in those pictures. She's definitely petite, and I read some reviews that seemed to indicate swallow was a possibility with her. That' why I decided to try Layah. We set up an appointment by email and then confirmed by phone. She lives in the east end. When I got to her small apartment, she was very friendly from the start. The initial awkward phase (that you get when you start chatting with a girl you just met for the first time, knowing she will have your dick in her mouth in the upcoming minutes) didn't last long. She looks very young (although she's older and has the maturity and experience of her true age). One thing that impressed me is that she's also very bright and has a good view on life. My conversation with her was really interesting. It's always a plus since I've always found intelligence to be one of the most sensual qualities in a woman. She also comes off as a little shy, but at the same time, she isn't really. Maybe it's because she rarely makes eye contact, which is a shame, really, since her eyes are probably her most beautiful assets. She's a milf, and it shows a little bit on her tits and belly, but to me, that wasn't a problem and I found her to be very pretty. She told me she was a little sore from a hard day of moving (she had to replace some of her furniture after a burst pipe caused a flood in her apartment) and I suggested to treat her with a massage. She liked the idea, got naked from the waist up and layed down on her bed. That enabled us to continue chatting and to relax. After that, we went to the couch and she proceeded to a very good and wet bbbj with a little bit of deep throating. She knows how to use her lips and tongue. As I was getting close, she instructed me to warn her before I came, so she could make sure to keep me in her mouth at the critical moment. I found it quite thoughtful. She took cim like a champ and swallowed the whole load as it was shooting out, to my amazement. It felt like I came a lot (although I never saw it) but she didn't mind. She even had a huge smile after, obviously proud of the effect she just had on me (or maybe I just made a funny face as I was cumming, I don't know). I think ymmv for the swallowing part. Just make sure you're clean and well groomed and ask her in advance. My only regret was that I only took her for half an hour. Especially with the massage, it was a little tight (although she actually let me stay for about 45 min in the end; She didn't seem to be in a hurry). Next time I'll take a full hour. I'll also see if I can try other things with her, like fs and a good make-out session with dfk. I prefer not to post the donation I gave her since she might prefer to keep it private. You guys can pm her for that. All I'm gonna say is that there were no surprise extra fees. BTW, she's a Star Wars geek and it later came to me that her name and handle probably have something to do with that. She's also a smoker. I didn't really smell cigarette in her apartment or her breath but I guess it might be an issue for some.

Was thinking about you tonight and hope you're doing well, bud.

I think Lee Richards is one of the happiest men in Canada . We can all learn a great deal if we listen to this rascal!

I've only heard the term in relation to being gay as well. Didn't think I was that old

Someone reviewed her on November 25th so I don't think her ad just went up today. I think she has had a ad on BP for quite a while, so I don't think this is a shill.

I feel judged by this thread, which is making me slightly defensive. I apologize if that comes comes across in what I'm about to post. I didn't realize contacting clients and mentioning I'll be touring was considered wrong by some folks on CERB. I've contacted clients in the past to provide them with my schedule before setting up and advertising for a tour. The clients I've contacted have expressed an interest in seeing me again when I'm in town. Sometimes they're someone I've established a connection with and seen more than once, sometimes not. I disagree that it screams 'desperate for a booking'. It's just good business practice. I want to prioritize those I've met before and give them preferential treatment when deciding on when and if they would like to see me.

I would suggest the means of communication would be a big deciding factor. I think you would have had to have seen the provider previously, and expressed some kind of interest in seeing them again. Or, you have exchanged other communications and have some sort of relationship. In that case, I don't think that a quick "Hi I am in your town next week for three days, if you are interested." type PM on CERB would be out of line. If the person said contact me using another means, and let me know when you are in town, then using that means would not be out of line either. (hobby e-mail, text to safe phone, whatever) I see these as informational messages rather than being a form of soliciting. You are letting someone know of an unusual availability.

My two ultimate faves: Aishwarya Rai and Natalie Portman ... plus Kenya Moore that I think I still have a chance :p

I neglected to say thank you for the best ever visit to the Island to date last week . Thank you all for your visits and kind words. If you are not careful I might have to become a transplant. Love to all!

Not a bad idea... probably best to add a link up top really. I will for sure once we work out the bugs.. while it is in beta testing I don't want to have too much focus on it.... not yet.

I think that it's more like "Duh,I forgot what I had written!" There are so many little scammers out there...

The Liquor: Just as another fellow Cerb member wrote, we may be strangers, but we are all connected and we all wish you the very best and hope that you enjoy yourself in every way possible.

Thoughts are with you friend. Laugh or smile (or masturbate) at least once a day :biggrin:.

Fight the good fight, bud. Miracles do happen and we're all praying for one. You're an inspiration to many.

A few Winston Churchill quotes my mother had posted on the fridge when she was ill come to mind, "Never, never, never give up" "If you're going through hell, keep going" Best of luck to you man. May you find strength and happiness wherever you can

Morning All. Again, to all my Cerb Family, thank you for the continued support, prayers and best wishes, it means a lot! Sooooo, as most of you know, I went to the Cancer Clinic at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbour to see if they had any ideas on how to fuck this cancer up. Got stuck with lots of needles, probes, scans and ended up pissing in technocolour (with the help of alcohol), see previous post...or not!. There was a conference call yesterday afternoon, with myself and the local docs, plus the docs from Toronto and Michigan. Here is the result: -The cancer that attacked the muscle around the shoulder is rare (around 1 in 750 cancer patients have this type floating around) but not so rare they were scratching their heads. -It spread, however the good news is it missed the lymph nodes under the arm (which would have meant a very short game plan for me!!!) -However it has spread to the lymph nodes in the neck and the muscle that surrounds the spinal cord (medulla oblongata?) that interfaces with the brain stuff. Bottom line, they have deemed it stage 3, with minimal options with significant, severe consequences including looking like a zombie with major holes cut out (unless Walking Dead is going for another couple of seasons and they need a new leading zombie !) . So will continue with chemo about every eight to twelve weeks to try and slow it down, rest whenever, and live life LARGE until I can't function any more, hopefully 3-5 years, worse case 18-24 months. So unless I get hit by a bus or swallowed up by a City of Ottawa sinkhole, or die in bed because of being drowned by Cerb ladies continuously squirting in my face for three continuous days (the CIA should have done this to the Taliban instead of water boarding!!) I will be around Cerb and you good folks until I can't play any more. THE OTHER GOOD NEWS.....IS THAT MY TONGUE STILL AND WILL CONTINUE TO FUNCTION UNTIL I AM PUT INTO THE GROUND!!!!!! This weekend will be spent telling family and friends in Southern Ontario what is going on and probably drinking lots of 30 year old Macallum single malt scotch. Well, that is it for now! Thank you again Tom TheLiquor xoxox

Best of luck, my friend! Hang in there and keep your spirit up, and, who knows, the weather may still be warm enough when you get back for a few rounds on the golf course! I know you're a much better golfer than this guy, this is just for fun!

My rates are all-inclusive, so not an issue for me.

Yikes! I didn't realize that this meaning of "flaming" or "flame war" on th Internet is already old enough to have been nearly lost in the mists of time...Is time going by faster these days?

I'm not sure either how difficult it'd be to have a seperate section for the frivolous material, but it would be interesting, the General Dicussion could be kept to more "serious" elements of discussion?. They certainly would use space on the latest post section of the main page though. I agree they are viewed quite a bit, and it's my understanding they also bing a fair bit of traffic to the site, which helps in the long run (web traffic = a bit of $$ for the site).

I am in favor of a frivolous general area :) We all need a bit of comic relief, a bit of laughter and a bit of nonsensical fodder in order to relieve some stress so a special thread that could encompass all the pics (best of etc) and games would be great...kinda like the jokes category!

69 bottles of wine on the wall.....69 bottles of wine ! I am sure there is a love song that goes something like that Kath ?? !! ;)