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Life's Like A Cock. When It Gets Hard..... Fuck It. I am officially on VACATION ;) hehehe. Stay Sexy, Smile Hard, Roar Loud!

Had a lovely evening last night with some of my friends knowing that it was the perfect opportunity to see me drunk and silly (and pantless) prior to my birthday/surgery combo tomorrow. That led to being invited to another lovely dinner tonight with a couple of former CERB member/providers (not so pantless) .... It has been a great pre-birthday weekend that ends tomorrow with the removal of the gall bladder... a pleasant present in disguise!!!!

This chart is problematic in that it conflates legalization and decriminalization, which are not the same thing. So for example, under Canada in the table, it lists prostitution, brothels and pimping as being legal--that's actually incorrect and misleading. Should the government of Canada do nothing and allow the laws to be struck down after the year long stay, then brothels and pimping would be DECRIMINALIZED, not legal. The wording is important here. If the government decides to implement laws to regulate brothels and pimping, then you could say that brothels and pimping were legalized. Legalization is regulation by the state. Second, referring to the criminalization of third parties as "pimping" laws is also misleading and may cause some to wonder why a country would be pro-pimps (as they're understood by most people), when in fact the so-called "pimping" laws criminalize ALL third parties regardless of exploitative relationships. These charts are certainly a good place to start if you're interested in prostitution law and policy, but like Wikipedia, they should be read with care and act only as a starting point.

Pretty indiscreet to be outing the hotels ladies use.

You've got a bit of a wait for Jenny! She won't be back until late April/early May. :(

a young boy hears the word whorehouse on the schoolyard one day and asks his father the meaning of the word upon arriving home . the father , shocked by the question blurts out " its a place you go to have fun ! " the boy insists that they go , the father informs the boy he is too young . on the weekend the father has some friends over for drinks . remembering the question his son had he suggest that they all head out . unbeknownst to the men the young over heard them and decided to follow . after some time has passed the men make their way home and the boy decides to enter the whorehouse . he walks through the door and exclaims to the madame that he is there for a good time .the madame being a kind hearted quick thinking lady gives the boy three doughnuts and sends him on his way . the parents are nervous wrecks back at home wondering where their child could be . as he walks through the door they both run to him and ask where he has been ? the boy proudly exclaims " I was at the whorehouse ! " his parents taken-a-back utter " well .... how was it ? " the boy tells them " I handled the first 2 no problem , the third one I could only lick ! "

My one and thus far only ménage developed uniquely (well maybe unique, I don't know) It's a bit of a story. It began in my early days of this lifestyle when I was a wet behind the ears newbie. My first three encounters were less than spectacular to be nice, but I my forth encounter was with Lonna Lux, and I was blown away (no pun intended). It wasn't a good encounter, it was a great encounter, so great I scheduled an appointment with her for my second encounter in two months time (for me that's quick planning) Meanwhile I was on CERB reading posts and looking at profiles and another lady caught my eye, Emily In Toronto. You all know her now as Emily Rushton. I contacted her and she told me of her requirements for a reference along with verification/screening. I emailed Lonna asking if she would provide me with a reference, and she did. Almost a hiccup, was Emily didn't know of Lonna, but I did also provide a website link so Emily knew Lonna was a bona fide companion. Anyhow that's how I got to meet Emily, another great companion Keep in mind Emily and Lonna only knew one another through the emails about giving me a reference, that's all, they never met in person. And during that time period and subsequently I saw Lonna regularly and I saw (and see) Emily regularly. Then at the Ottawa Christmas social a couple years ago (I wasn't there, I've heard this second hand) some ladies got together, including Emily and Lonna. They introduce one another, and something clicked, and Emily goes "your RG's reference" or words to that effect. Emily emailed me afterwards saying she met Lonna and knows why I like her. I told Lonna and she said Emily is a great lady. Then the subject was broached. Lonna asked me if I would ask Emily if they could do a duo together. So "gulp" nervously I emailed Emily, and said Lonna would like to do a duo with you. Emily replied "sure, sounds like fun" Now it took time and scheduling but my ménage a trois virginity was taken by two ladies I knew quite well through our individual intimate encounters. And while Emily and Lonna had never been duo partners before they felt comfortable enough with one another and I guess with me too so we had a ménage. And as sappy as it sounds, there wasn't a client in the hotel room that night, nor were there any SP's, it really was three friends getting together. Footnote, and sort of sad note (for me at least), that was Lonna's last encounter before she retired. But what a lady, she kept our date for the ménage knowing she was retiring. And Emily and I gave her, her retirement gift and a birthday cake. And I was corrupted when the word sploshing was shouted out. No details but chocolate cake never tasted oh so good, and yes there were crumbs left in the bed. Anyhow the purpose of this novel is two ladies you see individually, and who like one another socially but never have been duo partners together, or at all, may be great together. The key in my opinion is trust and everyone is able to be comfortable together intimately A long winded rambling, bringing back very fond memories RG

I'm just back home from a weekend escape, my first two encounters since August 30, 2013 still feeling great. The highlight of these past two days is seeing Kylie Daniels for a second long overdue encounter and Emily Rushton for (well I've lost count how many encounters) Both Kylie and Emily are wonderful and terrific ladies, seeing them was the highlight of the past two days and I also want to say THANK YOU to both of them for a great weekend Recommendations will be forthcoming this week Kylie and Emily, again THANK YOU :-) RG

It is after great thought and consideration that I have decided that it is time to announce that I will be leaving the Massage business. I would like to thank all of you for the wonderful memories and I will never forget the kindness of you all. Thank you for teaching me so much about myself this business and how wonderful the world can be. CERB is a Great Community filled with wonderful people, and I am thankful that I have had the opportunity to experience some of that greatness. All that being said that I will be retiring from the business at the end of February, So you still have some time to live all of your Tiff Dreams :wink: I'll be here at Angel's Touch This week: Sunday January 19th 3:30pm-9:00pm Next Week Friday January 24th 3:30pm-11:00pm or Sunday January 26th 10:00am-9:00pm then I'll keep you in touch for future days To reach me Call Angels at 613-274-7073 Text me at 613-277-4328 or Send me a PM here on CERB Hope to see you all soon for some Kisses Tiff XoX

I met my current established duo partner through a suggestion by a gentleman who had seen us both. He had seen us each on our own, so he knew what we were like, and he asked us each individually. She and I were open to it, met for a coffee, and the rest is history. I have received an occasional request from a prospective client, who I have never met, to offer a duo with a lady I have also never met. I decline. There is no harm in asking a lady, as of course each lady has her own opinions. But I would recommend knowing each lady first... a duo is the best when there is a comfort level there, coming in not knowing the other parties can be, awkward.

Duo etiquette rules: 1. Choose providers who either have seen each other naked or can stomach seeing each other naked. 2. Choose providers of the same species or genus. For example, do not ask if a provider will work with a chia pet, velociraptor or plank of wood as a duo partner. 3. If you have a kink about clothing, make sure that one or both of the providers do not show up in the same outfit you are wearing. One of you is going to look better and the other will cry just a little bit. 4. Establish well before the encounter who gets to be Batman, who gets to be Robin and who gets to be Alfred the butler. You can't have two Batmans. That's an international convention. 5. Establish a bacon friendly environment. Everyone loves bacon and if they don't, they can't be part of the duo. 6. If you own an iguana and it is fed through an ingenious contraption that automatically dispenses food onto an an awaiting plate, make sure that both providers see and understand. Everyone needs to know about reptile dish function. (or was that erectile dysfunction??? Maybe I heard it wrong.) 7. Gifts are nice but be equal in the distribution. You can't give a bottle of champagne to one provider and a package of lime jello to the other. 8. Nobody is allowed to fart. That's against the rules. 9. If you are playing Risk as part of the encounter, always remember to establish in Australia and secure Siam. That's a guaranteed 3 extra guys every turn. Duo chicks dig Risk. 10. Margarine should never be used as part of a fantasy. Always use premium dairy products, not corn or other vegetable based substitutes. 11. There is no 11, please proceed to 12. 12. I was kidding about 11, there is no 12. 13. Skip the clown fetish. It's weird and will freak EVERYBODY out. 14. Lube and crazy glue should never be kept in the same drawer. Trust me on that. 15. If you are new to the duo game, please don't send pictures of your penis to either partner. You'll get penis cooties and be unable to perform. ... that's what I have so far.... but then again, I am tired.

Hi This is a question on how you go about selecting a new woman to see? When I first started this hobby 3 years ago, I just lurked and read the recommendations and chose a highly recommended SP, who I had a great time with and have seen several times since. After that it was by going thru ad's, looking at albums and then checking out there recommendations. This method had worked for most cases. Last year I discovered Cerb Chat and started meeting woman, online, I chatted with many of the girls and built many online friendships. After a while I got a feel of what the girl was like, and wanted to meet them. This method seems to lead to better encounters, as because of the online chatting, we felt like we knew each other already and were comfortable with each other. Some girl's I started Pm'ing them regularly as they don't use chat. This method works also, but not as good as chat, as you cannot ask and answer as many questions in real-time. This is the approach I take now, get to know the woman before hand's thru PM, email or Cerb Chat. If we have enough in common and have becomes friends. I would hope to eventually meet them one day and have a great date where we can finally hug and kiss in person :) Encounters where there is some sort of friendship before you meet seems to be better then meeting a total stranger where there was no previous form of communication. How do you decide who you will meet next?

Well, it's official, today is Old Dog's birthday! We have Bacon covered for your birthday: Mmmmm no, i don't think that was the right kind of b-day bacon for you. I think this would be better: Happy birthday to you!!!

Your MD can actually measure your testosterone levels and do other medical tests. Most, perhaps all, of the required tests are covered by OHIP. You might want to see your MD first because you might have a hidden medical issue that you are not aware of. I sent a client with this issue to the MD and medical problems requiring treatment were found. Never hurts to get a through and detailed check up. When was your last complete physical exam? Assuming your MD declares that you are OK, you might want to try the happy little blue pill. It will do wonders for your confidence so that you should be able to get off the pill after a period of time. I have seen that work in several people. I have several graduates in this area. Your MD can even give you a few free samples and run medical tests to be sure that you are OK to take it. Can't beat a free sample, right? Lastly, over the long term, keep applying for other jobs so that you can move to another environment where you will have less stress. Some managers are much better managers than others. Good luck to you. Persistence helps in all matters including this one. Best regards, Valerie

You know I love it! 26 years old, 5"8', legs that won't quit, an oh so spank-able ass, blue eyes, long blond hair. Sensual Massage, Body slides, showers together, MSOG everything you've been dreaming about! 100% Independent.... So I do what I want! Conveniently located private and discreet lavish accommodations in Downtown Ottawa. Schedule Monday 10am to 10pm Wednesday 10am to 10pm Thursday 10am to 10pm Friday 5pm to 10pm. Outcall Only Special Click Here for details Saturday 11am to 6pm Sunday 12pm to 4pm (24hrs advance booking only) For more information and pictures, see my website at http://www.jessicamassage.com & also contact me. Call: 613-482-1553 Text Message: 613-909-8336 Click here to book online.

Schedule Jan 20 - Jan 25 Today 11am-9pm (@ParadiseSpa) Tuesday 11am-9pm (@ParadiseSpa) Friday 11am-6pm (@ParadiseSpa) Saturday 3:30pm-9pm (@AngelsTouch) Hello Gentlemen.. My name is Mandy! I have green eyes, long dark hair, and a naturally fit body...I am a classy girl, and I take care of myself very well. I've been working in the massage industry for almost 1 year now! & I love what I do... My services include sexy body slides, full body massage, reverse massage, teasing, shower for 2 and lap dances if requested!... I am very easy to talk to and have a great personality... So why not come enjoy my beautiful behind, tight body and 36C natural breasts, you will be sure to leave with a smile! =) Feel free to check out my profile & peep my sexy pics! You can find me at Paradise Spa, conveniently located in the west end of Ottawa... It is an upscale, clean, classy and discreet spa!... Rooms include large mirrors, music, showers, and black lights to intensify your sensual experience... In calls only! Please PM me or simply call 613-820-8887 to book an apt, CandyXO

Hello there, I am Ms. Powers, kinky alt provider from Toronto. I will be visiting Ottawa Jan 30 - Feb 1 and I would be most pleased to treat myself to correcting your behaviour in any of the following ways: --Compel you to kiss each eyelet of my high-heeled boots --Shave your tender parts and then treat them to some severe squeezing and slapping --Dress you up in panties and stockings and write SLUT across your chest in my lipstick --Treat you as my personal toilet and fill your mouth with my piss --Introduce my cock into your tight little ...--hole and pound you gently or cruelly - dependent on my mood of course --Invite you to wear your jammies and suckle at my nipple - milk guaranteed --Spank you with the utmost love to remind you that peeking in the window at teacher while she is alone is NOT appropriate --Grind my asshole all over your mouth, nose and face so you can't breathe because of all the luscious ass in your face --Force you to service my pussy with orgasm after orgasm while I read my magazine or watch television... Or whatever else I feel motivated to do to you. I have an all new latex pencil skirt and low-backed halter top, complete with Cuban heeled latex stockings and garter belt for you to stroke, lube up, and uselessly hump away at. I may laugh at you while you fumble. I entertain a number of fetishes and kinky ideas and I am always impressed by creativity. If there is something you like, ask nicely. I am open-minded and free-spirited. I will be visiting Ottawa Jan 20 - Feb 1 and staying at a downtown hotel. You can contact me via PM, at [email protected] or 416 605 3910 (call or text). Research me at http://www.missroxypowers.com and see if that puny little penis of yours gets hard enough to call. Sincerely, Roxy Powers

I had the same problem. Thank you guys

Wow! I thought I was the only one. People would make so much fun of me for this. I finally have company!! French Vanilla There is a drink that a friend of mine makes with mango juice mixed with rum or vodka or something with alcohol in it. It tastes fantastic.

A wonderful and happy Bday! Hope you get to do lots of the things I am thinking of real soon. And work isn't one of those lol!

Happy B-day Old Dog! Enjoy!

Happy Birthday you amazing man! Good luck with your gallbladder gift, we know bacon will be on your mind. Then maybe a couple bacon wrapped ladies...

Old Dog, like a fine wine..........

Happy birthday old dog!... Hope it's a great one.... Cheers.

Yes Happy Birthday Old Dog. And lot's of bacon for you :)

Happy Birthday Old Dog have a good one

Happy Birth Day OD :) hope we can have you around and celebrate many more for a long time! Kisses

Also interesting to me is the assumption there that sex workers may not qualify to be 'middle class', the main focus of attention for Trudeau's Liberals? I am often amazed at the general public's inability to consider that sex workers, in many fields have reasonably decent incomes. The government did recognize that something might happen, long before it got to the SCC stage. They have just chosen not to do anything with the information collected, along with it's conclusions. You never seem to get the idea that any one of them has actually read it. http://www.parl.gc.ca/HousePublications/Publication.aspx?DocId=2599932&Language=E&Mode=1&Parl=39&Ses=1&File=267 . There are many pages, and quotes from some of the people speaking, but the above link is to the spot near the end, The Subcommittees Unanimous Recommendations.

My favourite beverages are water, coffee, and green tea (I know, boooooooring!) I rarely drink, but when I do I'm partial to Sommersby cider, Growers Apple Cinnamon cider, pretty much any Chardonnay, and Sortilege maple whiskey. Mmmmmm, Kathryn Bardot introduced me to that evil and delicious treat.

Hmm, Where is my credit for that one? ;)

Greetings Gentleman, I'm a playful and fun loving seductress with a passion for sensual relaxation and pleasure. I invite you to join me in a sexy escape from the chills and warm our spirit. This week for the Gentleman that likes to take his time, I'm offering 75 and 90 minute encounters from my west end retreat. Please note I do not offer sessions of less than one hour on the days listed below. West end hours: Monday 10-3pm Wed 10-3pm Thur 10-3pm My recommendations: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...t=sensual+erin Please send an email to [email protected] or by pm. I look forward to learning more about you and reply to all friendly inquiries. Sensually yours, Erin xoxo

Hockey Mashed potatoes or baked?

I spend my evening in the company of Charlie Hunnam "Jax" from the show Sons of Anarchy, and I must admit after meeting other members of the show he is the most genuine person on the show. We talked like we knew each other for a long time, I got is autograph on some shirts and on a huge wall banner. This was a big highlight for my day yesterday.

Not sure if or when she is working, but "Domino" is a well reviewed and loved SP with a great history who advertised here and is exactly what you are looking for...

Sorry to hijack for a second, but Canada is actually much more ethnically and culturally diverse than the USA. :) Your statement is misleading and a poor generalization. This lady's photo might be stolen, but that doesn't mean that all ladies with a certain body type are "likely to be stolen" as well. http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2013/07/18/the-most-and-least-culturally-diverse-countries-in-the-world/ http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/05/16/a-revealing-map-of-the-worlds-most-and-least-ethnically-diverse-countries/ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_ranked_by_ethnic_and_cultural_diversity_level

Can you see her pussy with those pants on?

While I've always been a lurker on this site (sorry guys), I've definitely had the pleasure of spending time with Ksenia. I first visited without knowing what she looked like, but was instantly wowed by her beauty and amazing personality. She really knows what she's doing on the massage table, and can carry on a great conversation all the while. So much so that I was back again in no time.

Pretty much the only reason I still go to ALO spas. She's awesome.

you tell her it's never a waste of time to visit the north ... and if she wants to talk to someone who knows from experience she can message me. You northern gents are awesome xoxo

Sounds to me like the OP may be quite young himself, afterall men in their late 50s don't often refer to 30-40 yr old SPs as "OLD". I will also echo what I said in the other thread that was posted about this... In the OPs "experiences", young is better...curious to know if he has ANY experience with MATURE ladies? Or is this one of those "I only like vanilla becuase I never tasted chocolate" things...?

Can't speak for anyone else, but I can definitely say that I am MUCH better in bed at 31 than I was at 19, and if I'd tried to get into this business at a young age I would have failed, miserably. So, for me, I know that I would NOT have been a 'better service provider' when I was younger, not by a long shot. With a bit of age comes maturity, sexual knowledge, and experience. I truly believe I get better with age, and feel confident that's the same with most - if not ALL - women.

I don't think assumptions about his motivations are necessary. His inquiry isn't that off base as I have had young female providers ask me the very same question because they couldn't understand how I could command double what they asked and book more calls than they did. It's comes from the naive view that great sex is only for the young by the young and is a belief held until one day you look in the mirror and you're not young anymore but still sexual! Let's allow him the opportunity to grow a little bit in the awareness that great sex is ageless and starts in the brain, not the body... cat

Damian709, As I'm from you're neck of the woods so I'll welcome you to cerb. The quality or success (what I assume you mean by top bookers) of a companion has nothing to do with age. It has all to do with how that lady interacts with her clients and the experience that she provides. If your "experience" has been that YOU have enjoyed your time with younger ladies more than mature ladies then that's great. Stick with what works for you. I personally have had some of MY best experiences with ladies that would be considered (lol) older. Their intellect and innate ability to understand what I as a client need has been no doubt brought on by their experience and the understanding that the experience is not just about sex. For your first post you decided to poke a bit of a potential hornets nest so please be careful. I recommend that you take your time and read the whole newbie area and become familiar with cerbs rules and tone. It might save you from getting stung. Hmmmm.......ending a post with "what do you think?" seems a little familiar to me, not sure why. Best of luck

I'm a mature provider as well...I don't consider myself a top booker. I consider myself a selective booker. ;) most mature ladies do. We consider quality time over quanity appointments.

Welcome to Cerb, Damien :) To get this conversation started, maybe you could tell us why, in your experience, "younger ladies are better service providers". What does "younger versus "older" mean to you, personally? As far as your first question, I am not certain I understand what it means. Care to expand on the meaning of "top booker"? Thanks :) Additional Comments: Just another question... What makes an SP a good one/a better one in your books?

Im just curious, since you say you book so far in advance, did you confirm the day prior or a few days prior? other than just texting for the location the day of? As personally to me, if you don't confirm the day prior we have no date.