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Good morning everyone, I simply wanted to take a moment to apologize for not being able to participate on the board as much as I have in the past. I miss it, but really need to focus on writing my thesis over the next couple of months. I defend my thesis in August, which means I have to finish writing it by June. I'm feeling the pressure! I can't wait to finish my master's degree. It will be such a relief! Then I'll take a year off to contemplate whether I move on the PhD or seek another type of employment (we shall see). Anyway, suffice it to say, I'm a master procrastinator (procrasturbator) ;) I've even read books about why people procrastinate. Le sigh. I'm still posting in the advertising section, I just don't have time to participate on the board as much =( I'll be back though, for sure, and I still read stuff when I can Nat xoxox

Nice looking lady or not, she could use her own photos. Im sort of appalled that you or anyone would back someone using fake pictures. That is a clear insult to every lady that actually uses their own photos (and men wonder why those of us with REAL photos depicting ourselves get annoyed when people ask"are your photos real") This hobby is a fantasy not a bait and switch fairy tale. The fact people actually support women like this make me shake my head.

I had my pictures stolen several several times and have to waste my precious time to watermark them now. She might be nice but stealing is stealing. When a man post his great experience with a lady who do so, and doesn't mention that fact it encourages ladies to keep on stealing copyrights and helps in no way other men. Posted via Mobile Device

I am quite surprised as well. This practice hurts women in our industry. Clients supporting this type of thievery are making things worse for SPs and clients!!!

Don't ever apologize for doing what's best for you. We all love you and know you are busy and wish you the very best on your thesis work! We will still be here when you get finished!!!! Xoxo

Additional Comments: Shaking my head here at anyone supporting someone doing bait and switch...bait and switch is cardinal sin number one. Imagine the disappointment, to say the least at someone booking an encounter with a lady based on her photos to find someone completely different at the door. How can you say she is a nice lady when she is misrepresenting herself. If she is a nice looking lady, why fake photos. And you vouching for her, well at a minimum it puts into question any ladies you support and recommend RG

The location of where a woman is offering encounters from is not the issue here, it is the age of the women and the possible pimp behind it. When you book a random off of BP, do you really expect it to be legit? Any reputable woman working in this business will have more than 1 ad on BP or CL. Anything "new to the business" "barely legal" "Just 18" are ALL RED FLAGS for the most part and you should just stay away. If you are in doubt of a ladies age to the point you question if she's legal, you would be better off not even booking. Personally people who even want to book underage girls are no different than Pedophiles and they should be in as much trouble if not more than the pimp. It sickens me to NO end.

Then a massage is what you will get:) You may think it is flattering to me that you are asking for more, but really it is not! I have been meeting some gent's that just do not seem to all that interested in my massage aspect, and have to say it makes for a very awkward and long 45 min if you wont lay down and enjoy the massage:( I do suggest that they see another lady for extra activities, however, they always say " but I like you so much" . So sweet to hear, but really...just accept my massage if that is what you are booking me for. One fella ( not here on this site) refused to lay down, saying he just wanted to look at me...like wha??? Your going to stare at me for 30 min then have your happy ending???? NOPE! It felt so uncomfortable!!! I felt like a tiger at a zoo! I do have mirrors in place for your viewing pleasure, but he says not the same thing lol...I also have no problem, with starting at the end...then you an enjoy a massage too! But in this case he didn't want to do that either... so, if you are wanting a massage, then book a massage. If you want GFE then please don't book an MA with hopes of more:( I also notice that many will book the massage as it is a less expensive service..but then ask for more. EVEN IF I offered more, chances are you did not bring the proper donation in hand, so?? Just be honest with yourself, your needs and to the provider. Just food for thought for new hobbyist to consider. Book your session to what your needs are.

A woman with a beautiful Body is good for a night. .. But a woman with a Beautiful mind is Good For A LIFE TIME

I doubt my experience is entirely unique. That is why I contemplated whether to make a post about it or not. After some thought I decided that I'd like to relay my experience and set it in the context of a big thank you to all SPs. So please bare with me and grab some popcorn cause this post is gonna be on the long side. Here's a little bit of background information. I first started seeing SPs a little over 6 months ago. So, I lack the experience most people have over here. I've seen four girls in total. The girl I saw first remained my favorite, though that's not to say anything bad about the three other girls. It's just that with my fave, I felt a deeper connection. At first I thought it was just me, but as I saw her more and more I found out from her that the feeling was mutual. It's kinda funny in a way cause on my first meeting with her, to put it quite frankly I was awkward as hell. I was extremely timid, so much that she asked me if I was a virgin. I assured her that I wasn't, I was just that nervous. Being the sweet heart that she is, she worked really hard at putting me at ease. My subsequent appointments with her went a lot smoother, and when I finally branched out to see other girls while I was nervous seeing someone new it didn't compare to the first time. Now let's rewind a little bit further back in time and get into why I started seeing SPs in the first place. My last relationship lasted for many years, by the end of it it was very soul crushing. As much as I loved (love?) her, that relationship really played a number on my head. By the time it was over, I didn't want to get into another relationship (I still don't). So months after that relationship ended I began to do research on SPs, the research phase took me months before I decided to initiate contact with the girl who I eventually saw first. Seeing SPs became therapeutic to me, it helped me get over that relationship that scared me. At the same time, the girls are open minded that I got to try things I've never been able to try in any of my past relationships. After seeing my fave SP a few times, she asked me about things I've always wanted to try but was never able to. It was... a long list. She listened to my list intently, and then she told me she'd be happy to let me try anything that I was comfortable enough to try with her. With the exception of my first booking, they've all been 2+ hours which is my preference. I found that I much rather have a longer booking than having multiple 1 hour bookings spread out. Recently I told my fave SP about one of the more elaborate things on my list. She said it sounded like fun, I told her if she really thought it was fun I'd love to do it with her. Without going into much detail, the thing in question is something I tried in two relationships I had prior but resulted in failure both times but it always stuck in my mind. It's not epic or grand like a threesome, though that is still in my list. But it's something far more intimate. The nature of my request required an overnight booking. I would not be exaggerating in the slightest if I said that my experience that night has been one of the most intimate times I've ever spent with another human being period. Not just physical intimacy, though that was there too, but mental as well. So, thank you to each and every SP out there, and not just the girls that I saw (I don't think they have a presence on this board being that I'm in BC). And to every guy considering seeing an SP but is too nervous to do so. Well, I was there not too long ago and I'm glad I made the leap. Just treat the girls well and they'll take very good care of you. I apologize for this very long post. Hopefully it's coherent and understandable.

Plus, your boss who paid for the trip insists on hanging out with you all the time, and keeps insisting you go everywhere he wants to go and do the things that interest him because after all, he's the one paying. I think the guys in question just assume that their own company is at worst a neutral factor for the SP, and more likely in their minds a positive one ("because look at me, I'm awesome!"), when in fact the perpetual, enforced company of a stranger quickly becomes tedious. But the kind of person most likely to miss this point, is also the one least likely to ever understand it even if it's explained to them.

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Just take note there is a difference between a 30min-60min notice and somebody in your parking ready to come in NOW! Lol Im not saying that booking last min is bad. Im just trying to say that we need a minimum of time to get ready. ;)

If everyone could complete the online survey, then the government will hear more then one view - lets get vocal people.

Curious as to how the same photos are advertising two different ladies in 2 different cities at the same time? As someone has seen her, we know she exists, however clearly there is some photo theft here by one of the ladies in these ads. Toronto: http://toronto.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/80-80-80-100-independen-asian-baby-jess-real-pic-non-rush-top-service-25/17747100 St. John's: http://stjohns.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/number-1-asian-from-korea-horny-young-and-busty-and-eager-25/2112768

A lot of Sps are willing to offer last min appointment.. BUT please give us a MINIMUM of notice. Lately I had a lot of request from people who wanted to see me RIGHT NOW, not even able to wait 15min to get ready. For our appointment, we like to be fresh & clean. We are NOT vending machine, put 2$ Im ready. No, no, no.... Please, I, and a lot of others girls, are happy to accomadate you.. But please, we do have a life too.. Its not because Im available Im already dress in lingerie waiting for you..

Just to put a spin on it that maybe some gentlemen can appreciate. Would you guys consider going on a business trip, where your employer pays all the expenses a holiday, and if so, would you forgo your salary while on the business trip as long as expenses are covered. I think not, your salary, your income, pays your bills. It does seem forgotten by some, but that while both ladies and gentlemen are opposite sides of the same coin in this lifestyle, it is for the gentlemen an escape, for the ladies their livelihood. A livelihood that pays the lady's bills A lady that is at an encounter providing us with an escape, she is not having an escape, she is working...this is her job. Whether at a outcall hotel room on a Saturday night, being taken for dinner out, spending the night with a gentleman or a "vacation" in the sunny south, it is all her livelihood. A rambling RG

Apparently I'm a beaver, well I have one anyways;)

Some municipalities are defining the word "Escort" improperly here in Canada! In municipal by-law's some cities here in Canada have defined the word "Escort" as a person who goes on paid dates but does not participate in sexual acts with clients in exchange for money. They do this as they want to license escorts but they do not want to accept that the escorts are having sex for the money (that would make them pimps and pimping or "living off the avails" is illegal in Canada). We all know that the term "Escort" is a person who is a "Sexual service provider" also known as such things as a "Call girl", "Courtesan", "Prostitute", "hooker", "Whore", "Harlot", and many other names. Many of the names are demeaning and not respectful as we all know so the ladies choose to use better words such as "Escort" so that they are not grouped in with the women who solicit sex illegally on the street (Also illegal in Canada). In Canada being paid for sex is legal and paying for sex is also legal. What is not legal is pimping, underage of 18, public solicitation / communicating / procuring for the purpose of sex and keeping a bawdy-house. Your common "out-call" service provider who does not solicit in public, does not have a pimp, is of legal age and charges for sex is not breaking the law! So why can they not call themselves a "Escort" in some municipalities? Because the municipality writes these by-laws defining the word "Escort" to mean something that it is not! Most municipalities do this to try to get rid of the ladies. Many of you think they do this because they want to make money off the girls... but that is not true! They don't want the girls in the cities at all. They want to force them to move to another city or quit being a prostitute all together. They use any revenue made from the licenses to further police (and I say police but remember they are not real police they are paid city officials that are actually by-law enforcement and can not charge anyone with a criminal code charge - as much as some will try to make you believe they have this power) Some cities are going to even greater lengths by asking the local police to accompany the by-law officers and try to entrap a few ladies into public solicitation (so that they can stir some fear in the ladies). Yes, they are actually doing this! You can read a thread here on cerb where one lady was tricked into going for a drink at the bar in the lobby of the hotel where she met her date... the date tried to talk to her about sex acts and next thing you know she was being arrested. Yes this is entrapment and she did know better... but I guess she felt the conversation was private enough and he was a good actor (she paid the price) but this is low! She did not want to go to the bar to have a drink with this person and he pretty much demanded it just so he could trick her and charge her. Nice eh! Makes me sick too! A note to the municipalities, We know many by-law guys and probably city officials read sites like this. You should as this should be a big fear for you. Bulling people is fun until all the people you bully get together and form a community and rise up against you! The definition of a ESCORT is "a person who provides a SEXUAL SERVICE to a customer and exchanges SEX for MONEY" - For your information... this is LEGAL in Canada! Just because you make a by-law that redefines the word "ESCORT" to suit your needs it will not hold up in court! You can not pass a by-law based on your MORAL REASONS and you can not charge a ESCORT a LICENSE FEE knowing that they have sex for money as this makes your city a PIMP and you are in turn LIVING OFF THE AVAILS OF PROSTITUTION and you are breaking the law!! With the INTERNET and communities like this one here on CERB the ladies are starting to UNITE and work together! Activist groups are now challenging the laws in court that take rights away from sex trade workers - don't think that this will not trickle down to the municipalities who are also taking away legal rights of people! It will not be long till you bully the ladies enough in your city that they unite and challenge your moral based by-law in court. It will end up costing your city a fair amount of money and one nasty slap on the hand to tell you that you can not take rights away from people who are not breaking the law (just because you don't like what they do for a living!) You should take the advise of your town lawyers who have probably told you that passing a by-law like this can backfire, it's only a matter of time before the ladies unite against you (any many men support them - every day more are supporting the ladies publicly as well as it's not so taboo any more to employee the services of a sex trade worker. It is the oldest profession as you know! Keep in mind that with todays technology (the internet) it's much easier to communicate and form communities (Like this one) you and other cities could bully the ladies in the past (knowing they would not group together) but you are very wrong if you think that will continue in this day and age... it simply will not hold true! Bottom line... No matter what you do you will not get rid of prostitution in your city - Too much need and demand for it - let's face it... if no demand existed you would not have such a large number of ladies working in the profession now would you!?!

This article is by an adult movie performer telling her story, but I thought she made some really well-worded arguments and observations that many here would appreciate. http://www.xojane.com/sex/duke-university-freshman-porn-star

About me: I am very outgoing, open minded, sensual, playful. My services include full body massage, Hottub sessions and reverse massage and I cater to some fetish's. We can play dress up (with pre-notice) Everything that goes on in our session together is confidential. I have Blond hair blue eyes, tanned baby soft skin. No tattos. I weigh about 110 pounds. This Week, you can find me in the west end, Paradise Spa Wednesday 11:00am - 4:00pm & Thursday 5:00pm - 11:00pm To book your time with me you can call 613-820-8887 xoxoxo

Welcome! It's all a bit overwhelming when you begin as there is so much goodness crammed in here but you'll be sailing smoothly in no time. Enjoy and good luck with whatever you seek!!

Admitting is the first step lol...all good humor of course:)

We are not the only ones who like boobs

Well, I haven't done the quiz, but I would gone with deer...calm, quiet, and a nice rack!

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After multiple posts on her profile begging her to come back and visit Ottawa...March 3rd 2014 came along and it was Xmas all over again for me!!! Shay was as amazing as last time, maybe a little hotter and sexier!!! She got new curves and a new array of skillset that left me hypnotized. After just a couple minutes of play...I kept telling myself over and over that...she is just incredible...her looks...her attitude...her lingerie taste...her laugh, the way she's so playful and her skills which are in a league of their own!!! Just FANTASTIC!!! She was wearing this crotch-less leopard one-piece that made my flag and body temp rise in a flash!!! Shay...Thank you for the most amazing time! Can't wait to see you again before you leave! xxx

To be honest with you gentlemen i would rather not devulge any information about Dorinda only because i would like to keep this little gem to myself. I won't go into great detail but if you're looking for an incredible experience that will leave you satisfied in everyway then look no further. She is very friendly and gracious with her time. She makes you feel welcome and caters to your needs in more ways than one. Very attractive with a body that every man dreams of. The only regret you will have is not making an appointment to see her sooner.

A wicked headache at the base of my skull that radiates to the right side of my forehead. 3days now and Tylenol ain't cutting it!

Captain Phillips. I didn't think I would like it as much as I did.

There was a thread on here with her name...someone should have her info.

Let's start the wk together I am Marlie ,I am 5'1 , 115 pounds , atheletic body . I am Bilingual french/english I am super bubbley , down to earth , Come experience my marvelous touch , in the most exciting , enticing , sexy , sensual way .. some of my services are showers , body slides , duo's , come find out how I can be benefical to ur stress . For my schedule n more sexi pic's follow the link http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/sit...rlies-profile/ Looking forward to seeing U !! Have A Marvelous Day :wink: 613 - 274-7073 Marlie :* XoXo

A meerkat, going to have to google that one.

It seems the beaver's have it. I am a beaver too !! It only goes to say YES I love beaver's too. Love to see it HA! HA!

Makes me a dolphin. Good times!!

I am a Swan "Romantic and faithful - you make a perfect life partner. You also highly value family life and would do anything to protect your closest ones". I like the sounds of that. OK ladies, pm me with your particulars and we can discuss the possibilities over coffee. lol ;)

Same here.

Thats nice. Where's the link?

Has a Russian client ever asked to "invade" your "Crimean peninsula"? How did you respond? Possible responses: a) "Yes, but he assured me he was simply cumming to the aid of his countrymen!" b) "Yes, and soon the navy's port at Sevastopol was full of seamen!" EDIT: c) "Yes, but in truth it was less an invasion, and more of an "uncontested arrival"! (Thanks for the best punchline, U.S. officials!) (etc. etc.) [Right now this seems to me like the very pinnacle of world-aware humour, but it could just be a mood and I may feel differently in the morning. If so, I apologize in advance. ;) ]

I don't usually post to this thread, as I'm able to shrug off most things if they aren't too serious. But today a true tragedy has occurred. I lost track of time browsing Cerb and burnt an entire package of bacon to an inedible crisp. That's right, you read correctly. The. Whole. Damn. Package. Oh I'd heard people warn there were risks to getting involved with escorts. But I laughed them off, figuring they spoke in ignorance, and that I would be careful enough to avoid whatever dangers there may be. And yet, my mind adrift with thoughts of beautiful ladies, reading their posts, so absorbed that I was oblivious to the smell of burning...the smoke coming from the kitchen...I did not--could not!--know that my time here would mean the end of my bacon. At first, stunned, I thought it could be saved. I tried performing mouth to mouth, ice compresses, massage, even some alternative medicines...but to no avail. The bacon is gone, forever, before I even truly had a chance to get to know it. It feels, quite literally, likes ashes in my mouth. So goodbye bacon. You deserved better. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go console myself by looking at some boobies.

I'm going Comando today :D

Opinion of a guy - what Erin and cmj are posting is the way things always have been and will be unfortunately. But it really is a parallel to life outside the massage service world. Guys that are rude , creepy and gross that don't know how to treat women in the 9-5 world never get laid or have a happy partner either. A key word is respect too. If guys would figure out that the girls workings as MAs don't look at a dude and say..oh I want him sticking his fingers in me right now. Ha. You pay for fantasy but these girls are real people too. Treat them like the beautiful hard working ladies they are. They have to protect their hygiene and bodies too as it is their livelihood and they need a comfort factor. Erin and cmj keep up the high standards as I have personal experience with both. When I'm done a session I know I feel fantastic and the girl feels she met a decent , clean guy that made her day better not worse. That's my two cents... jerks like that and others I think MAs should just give me a swift kick in the balls. What will they do...go home and tell their wives.