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A Little Girl Gives A Coin To A Street Musician And Gets The Best Surprise In Return :)

There was a rather interesting article in the Globe and Mail this morning which is relevant to the current discussion about prostitution. http://www.theglobeandmail.com/arts/books-and-media/book-reviews/put-out-the-red-light-are-sex-workers-being-heard-in-the-legal-dialogue-over-prostitution/article17502956/

My ads, like others who've been doing this for a while, started off in newspapers, usually weeklies. If our clients assumed the only time the ad was 'good' was the day the issue came out that would indeed be a LOT of money wasted, and one very busy day lol. i found that internet advertising, particularly sites like CL ES at the time, and now bp, have 'trained' clients that the only 'good' ad is one that is not just posted that day, but preferable posted within the last couple of hours. They may 'take a chance' and called someone with an ad over 4 hours old, but that seemed really rare, and possibly only if they used some kind of search filter. Basically an ad on page 2 was a dead ad, and in Vancouver and other busy cities, your ad was on page 2 within a couple of hours. I did however learn to put schedule in the online ads, so please take the time not only to look at 'today's ads, but all the ads, and you will possibly see the same kind of information. CL has very strict posting limits, and flagging and it may be possible a lady's ad gets deleted without her knowing, or she cannot post another one. With bp, the expense is so high, that she simply has to make the choice to not post daily, or utilize the less expensive sponser ad option. In fact i think there are some cases in some cities where it should be a huge red flag to see someone posting many times a day, or even once a day, when frequent ad posting is not necessary. It kind of starts to look spammy, if not a bit desperate, neither of which is attractive. So the sp may have decided to limit her ad posting, on a less busy site, in order to appear sane as opposed to needy lol

Hi, thank you for your high praise but it's always preferred that when you have a recommendation for a particular lady you post on their reco thread, under Halifax recommendations. All the best and enjoy cerb:)

I am absolutely looking forward to seeing everyone, familiar faces and new ones!!! :)

I recently had some play time with some regulars of mine that I hadn't seen for a while. With these girls I have strong chemistry with and really enjoy being with. I just noticed that with certain girls when we say bye, We just hug for a few minutes and end it with some nice long passionate kisses. This too me shows that they genuine like me and enjoyed our times together. Thinking back over my many sessions. Some ended with just a quick hug and quick kiss, but the most enjoyable sessions ended with a nice hug and kiss. I'm starting to find the good bye kiss and hug important to me now. As with some girls, you never know if this is the last time you will see them or not. Due to them retiring or not travelling girls not coming back, or other personal reasons. Or the fact that I may give the hobby also. So with girls that truly mean something to me or have had a great time with. The final hug and kiss good bye shows me if there is some sort of connection between us and means something to me, just in case I never see them again :( I wonder if the SP's/MA's or hobbyist feel the same way.

It's Time For Everyone's Favorite Spring Time Game. Guess How Deep That Pothole Really is? I know that there is nothing funny about potholes. They cause serious damage to vehicles every year. Please share your Canadian pothole finds or comments here.

Is anyone else at a loss as to why the police are not supporting these girls? She is saying she worked with 100+ other underaged girls. We saw how effective the last sweep was. When do LE realize their tough and tough ways are not working? It seems every time there is a case of underaged or trafficked victims it is cracked by the public. All the LE ever seem to do is break trust with the people who help them. I'm incredibly upset. These were children and the law has failed to keep them safe after they came forward. Unacceptable.

Barbara-Fialho

Karma my dear, definitely Karma!

Absolutely, Sophia. Good advice, of course. Moncton's history is the reason I'm interested to see what happens....

Going back about 12 years now when I was at the fire hall, a coworker just bought a new volkswagen diesel and he was bragging on how good his new car was on fuel. We had a fuel container at the station that we kept full in case of emergency so while he was inside one of us would go and fill up is car with fuel. After 2 weeks of him owning his new car he was amazed at how good it was on fuel, he had done 700+ km and the needle never moved. He got mad one day after taking his family to Toronto and back and he had to fill up his car with fuel twice for the trip. We finally confess to him about the prank because he was going to complain to Volkswagen about it.

I had the chance to meet with Alexandra this week. I had spent some times checking her site and reading her blog. The more I read or looked at her pictures, the more captivated I became. I finally decided to make contact. As I walked to her door, I was expecting a very attractive and intelligent young woman.There's always a worry that reality will not live up to fantasy, but worries quickly disappeared. She is simply gorgeous. She was wearing a beautiful tight dress and her smile lit up the room. There's no need to describe her beauty, just look at the pictures, and keep in mind that she looks even better in person. I spent the next two hours talking, hugging, kissing and loving in a way I have rarely done, even with a girlfriend. I could spend hours just talking to such an interesting person, but then it is impossible to stand beside her without wanting more. I can't get her out of my mind, and there's only one solution to such addiction, I'll have to see her again soon.

I am just curious about allergies... I had a client visit recently who has a severe allergy to peanuts. I had a chocolate bar in my room with nuts in it ... unopened ... but it made me think. I'm often snacking on almonds or nuts, and the allergy to nuts is so common nowadays. On a similar topic, I attended an outcall this past weekend to a gent's home who had two lovely pups. He mentioned they would be there while we were planning our rendezvous, and I love dogs, have no allergies so it's not an issue. I know several ladies who tour and travel with their pooch. Another time, long ago, had a gent visit me who had put some desensitizing gel on himself I assume to prolong the action. It was obvious as soon as my lips touched him as they went numb from the benzocaine. Good thing I wasn't allergic, but there might be another lady who is. My question is this: ladies ... do you advise a gent if you have severe allergies when you take a booking or attend an outcall? gents... do you advise a lady if you have severe allergies when you request a meeting? thanks for the input :)

Don't know why I missed this great thread when it came out. Thanks Joy for bumping it. It gives me a lot to think about. For instance, I never thought to ask SPs or MAs prior to arranging an appt if they wear any kind of cologne or lipstick or smoke (highly sensitive to all). On the weird shit-o-meter for serious allergies, Mesquite (along with bee stings) can send me into cardiac arrest. I think it's unlikely providers will have a huge helping of the stuff prior to appointments, but you never know. I guess I'll have to ask from now on. Edit: Call me paranoid, but I cannot accept consumable gifts from anyone. I don't want to take the chance of my body rejecting anything. I'm not presupposing injury from any SP/MA. Chocolates, wine, water, candies, breath fresheners, etc. I've had a very nice experience from an indy MA who offered me chilled, filtered water from the fridge in a glass cup. I had to refuse the gesture. I suggested in future she offer chilled water from a sealed water bottle. On future visits, she continued with the old style and I've since discontinued seeking services.

It should work, petro Canada uses the rogers network... plug and play, so to speak.

This year I've met Dannika at Vibe Spa and she offers a very great GFE experience. Great in the shower also. Can't ask for much more. Very sexy looking and great sensual massage. Great kisser also :)

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I don't think anyone looks at selfies and thinks drugs..maybe I'm wrong. I have both. The first client I ever saw actually gave me the idea. I had professional shots and he found that curious. As a news girl why would I have invested in them? He asked for a selfie just to verify and it made him feel safer. I had no issue as (like everyone knows) my pictures are real. He was at ease. I was at ease. Everything was sorted out. Also selfies mean I can shoot something new and sexy ASAP or whenever the mode strikes

I have seen good reviews about her, so I book her on short notice. She had me wait in the lobby for +20 minutes after the appointment time. I told her I was leaving, & she said she needed another 10 mins. I left.

Two that I remember from years ago: First had a friend spend 8 hours one saturday raking leaves, he had a huge yard. He lived in the country so he burned them off. little did he know, I and a couple other friends were also raking leaves and piling them in the back of my truck. At two o'clock in the morning, we very quietly spread them around his lawn. His wife said he stared at the lawn for 15 minutes before swearing for 30. Same friend, next winter. He also has a very long driveway and uses a tractor to plow out. After one particularly big snow, he plowed out in the morning then cursed because the road plow filled in the end of his driveway causing him to walk in, get the tractor, drive out, clear the way, walk back out for his car. Same friends took turns filling in the end of his driveway next four days causing him to repeat every day that week. to this day he still has no idea it was us.

Thanks that was very informative, and I had assumed it was free. Another expense clients fail to see. I always hate the call or txt, I always think, what if she not working or worse what if she is working at her day job. So I think it great when a time or schedule is posted.

For 2013 it was Tiffany at Angels Touch. Unfortunately she retired from the business at the end of February. Leading the way for 2014 is Chantal Summers @ Paradise.

With Pero Canada you can just buy a new SIM Card ($15) from them. The monthly plans range from $20/month up to $45/month. I also have a Nokia C3. Great reliable phone. OK.... I'll shut up now. ;)

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I love selfies... Yes I like Proffessional photography as well.., but I want gentlemen to meet me and not a photoshopped image of me.. I much rather they come to me and say... wow you look much better in person than in your pics than.. have them disapointed because the picture was not a true reflection of the person that they hope to meet... As you all can see I have a mix of all sort of pics... Selfies, regular pics taken by someone else, Good pictures (not proffesional) but taken with a good quality camera and technique... and Proffesional pics as well....

see me any time tonight 12-11 pm you get my 100% devotion to you - that requires no effort on your part think about your acievements big or small and feel good about yourself, treat, relax and let yourself be spoiled my specialty is entertaining even the most discriminating gentelmen. (5ft' - d cup breasts - 100lbs) me in the buff = you leaving happy i love to show off my heavenly body..and maybe you are in the mood to admire me.. But why stop at just that when you can meet me in person, up close and personal and see every detail in real life and experience me in a way that you just can't imagine.. I can't promise you anything, its what i can show you that matters! By the time we meet, my playful, carefree, attitude will already have won you over. I am in fact offering you great adult style entertainment. Crazy hot would be the understatement of the century! Ready to take your idea of a good time and spin it on it's head? I could tell you about how young and tight my entire body is, but showing you is better.. Whether you are the gent who wants a little tenderness or the birthday boy who wants to celebrate another great year of being alive, or perhaps you you thrive on new excitement. I could tell you all about it, but showing you would be the best! 613-274-7073 to book or private message me schedule next week monday march 17 -9-4 ask about specials! Tuesday march 18 - 9-4 thursday march 20-3:30-11 friday march 21- 12- 11 new

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I was usually the but of the pranks and jokes in school. I remember a time in grade 5 (mid 70's) the school bullies started a rumor that I had head lice. This rumor got around and eventually to the other student's parents. The parents demanded that the Principal do something about ME. The Principal ordered that ALL students had to be inspected for head lice. So the School Nurse and local Health Department Nurse were called in. After a week long inspection it was determined that I did not have lice. I just had a really bad case of dandruff. The ONLY students found to have head lice were the two school bullies who started the nasty rumor. They were suspended from school for two weeks while they received treatment for the head lice. When they returned to school the Principal made them publicly apologize to me at the next general assembly. Safe to say they never picked on me again. Note: It was also determined that the bullies parent's and sibling's ALL had a bad case of head lice.

it really doesn't matter what kind they are as long as they are of the person posting the pic

I love that last connection before someone leaves especially as I genuinely enjoy (and will miss) many who grace my door. This is something I always feel the urge to do however with new clients (and some repeats) I will let them make that move as I have encountered those that prefer to just "go". As long as they leave happy, I'm happy but I do miss the final hug and kiss when it doesn't happen. In some cases you never know if it might be the last time. Life happens.

we are all a little broken .... ... and thats ok

It should also be noted that this recall was made in January 2013 ... not much chance of the product being on the shelves these days...

It's more of a newbie mistake on my part. I was ignorant and unexperienced to many of possible threats one may come across as a independent provider. I didn't really consider that I came to become independent when I was ready too. I had several years experience working at winnipeg's upscale massage parlour that wasn't full service. Despite my many ups and downs over those years, I gained what I consider to be priceless experience learning types of clients, and ways to get along and or enjoy all sorts of different men's personalities and company. Without realizing it I gained valuable insight on little things to avoid and heard many experiences in general chit chat with multiple co workers over those years. I even miss my old boss, even though back then I was fired and rehired more times then I would like to admit, he was like a father figure, always giving me heck for not saving for school or a car. I didn't put much thought into darker elements of the industry or that some woman arent as fortunate in their experiences. I lack the competitive nature of many. I also lucked out and am very blessed to have attracted positive clients who were kind enough to share their experiences with other great clients. Having said that I am not ignorant to the fact that their are other woman who have suffered unfair reviews by disgruntled men for all sorts of reasons. Many likely pushed a boundary, and got mad at the result. Several indiv. tried to slander me with fake reviews and stories, and again I lucked out despite completely freaking out on them while waiting for mods to wake up and remove their late night posts. A few were even banned. I have never allowed myself to bullied, shamed or lied about on the other erb site. So many other others haven't been as fortunate. I feel for the providers as I honestly think many may not have deserved as much negative attention as they may receive. Everytime something negative is posted it is potentially a hit to her income, and some guys can't read a mention of a lady, even if it is positive and appears she may gained a better understanding as to what works for her and her clients, without slandering her name. I could of easily had things turn out the same way on several attempts to hurt my reputation as a provider. Most woman join this industry inexperienced and aren't as fortunate avoiding bad clients and or aware these boards to refer to. Here in winnipeg, I truly wish to see less bullying towards the providers. More respect and acceptance for individual restrictions, rates and WAY MORE DISCRETION! It isn't unheard of that we are sent copies of pm's between pooners and I got to tell you, SHARING OUR LOCATIONS AND EVEN AREA PUTS US AT CONSIDERABLE RISK. If you wouldn't want us doing it to you then don't do it to us. I lost my condo and literally everything I had worked for. I look forward to a new adventure in a new city. I know I would not be in this position except to lead me to bigger and better things. And I thank all the gentlemen I've met here and will miss many of you! Additional Comments: I would like to point out, that I am entertaining low volume from upscale hotels that frequently change all over winnipeg before my adventure. Discretion is mandatory, and ASSURED and EXPECTED. I am only willing to accept texts requesting a good time to call. I am looking forward to seeing those I have met before, those who can provide reference or contact me through pm or with board handles. Those who can't are still welcome to contact me. Please let me know a bit about yourself, and we can hopefully meet on one of the last days before I move from hotel room or hotel. I will post a ad here on cerb soon, just been doing pics for it these past few days. xoxo

Too bad I only saw Emily once.

All the best Emily. One of my ATF's had to make the same decision several years ago. Someone harassing her made her life in Winnipeg miserable to the point she packed up and moved. I occasionally speak with her and while I miss her she is relaxed and happy where she is and doesn't regret her decision. I hope you too find peace and happiness wherever you end up. Cheers

Looking forward to seeing you again, Jazzitup!!

I am really sad to say that I will not be able to attend the Ottawa social. :( I have to be in Boston the day after and the flight from Ottawa to Boston compare from Toronto are way more expensive :( Another one soon please?

If I may interjet for a moment... clients only see SPs in a certain mode. She is offering the perfect fantasy being the woman the person wants her to be in that moment through the way of intimacy. They truly do not know her in everyday life. I don't think many people would want to see me in a bad mood when I'm not working. lol. I am a grouch! This isn't to say when you see her that how she receives you is a put on but everyday life is complicated and being an SP and dealing with this is even more difficult and awkward at times.. Two weeks ago, I had 3 clients ask me out off the clock. I declined because I don't get involved with clients and no matter how great the chemistry or intimacy was, it is not indicative of real everyday life. I enjoy what I do for a living for various reasons but it doesn't make me a nympho on the hunt for a f**k buddy or because I have a great chemistry with a client that a more serious relationship should occur. I'm not looking to date anyone. I think people who see SPs or MAs should just enjoy what they have and when they walk out the door to leave it in that special place between the two of them until they meet again. So many people get too ahead of themselves with what "could be" but life is so much more complicated than that. The purpose of seeing an SP is having those lust feelings and the chemistry with someone you enjoy but also being able to leave it just the way it is which is how it's supposed to be. That's when you know you've met a very good provider! ;)

Carrie Moon Vanessa Vale Georgiana Sweet Me before I left Ottawa, LOL. But seriously, those ladies have some awesome tatas.

Two songs come to mind: Santana - Europa (Earth's Cry, Heaven's Smile) Allman Brothers - Soulshine Hope you enjoy!

Ahhh, the ?tipping? debate! I noticed there was a decided void in SP response so I will take a minute to share my thoughts? From an agency girl perspective, tipping is often a way to generate extra income because after they pay the agency and the driver, they usually end up on the short end of the stick. 10 years ago, I ran for an agency, we collected $260 for an hour, with $110 going to the house, $40-$100 to the driver depending on where the visit was located, which left me maximum of $110 with as little as $10 in my pocket. With a $15 book on fee and mandatory car cell phone fees of $25 per night, I needed 3 full fees per night to make working worthwhile, God forbid I get credit card calls, which somehow always worked out us getting nothing. We were not allowed to refuse a call so we had to find creative ways to ensure we were paid. Tipping for extra service was the only way to keep our heads above water. The nice thing was that we had a shift, we worked, and we went home and had a life. That said, it was unfair to the guest who would end up with less than what he expected because he was not prepared for the extra fees. Independents are in a slightly different boat. We usually have a higher upfront fee, but we also assume ALL the costs incurred, which is far more than many realize. If we charged what we feel we should to get our ROI, the protests would be heard long and loud. Many Indies have a smaller bottom line than an ambitious girl at a well run agency. So when it comes to tips, many things need to be considered. In the south, SP's are tipped much in the same manner as a restaurant. Anyone walking a restaurant wouldn?t consider walking out without leaving a tip if everything was satisfactory. I tip everyone in the service industry, from the girl who washes my hair, to the man at Suny?s who pumps my gas because a little bit from many adds up at the end of the day. Flowers and trinkets are lovely in thought, but a girl can?t deposit wilted stems into an RRSP, and my bank doesn?t seem to take dildos, massage oil, garter belts or silk stockings on deposit -go figure! As Joyful C has so wisely stated, most SP?s live a fragile existence financially. We provide an illusion of playful luxury for our guests benefit, but rest assured, 90% of the time it is smoke and mirrors. Behind the scenes we struggle to pay our bills, put diapers on our babies and try to take care of those we love, all the while working on a way to get to a normal existence if that does in fact even exist. An extra $20 from each client equals a full appointment by the end of the week, and at the end of the month that pays the cell phone, buys the groceries and lets us take the little ones away for the weekend after we have paid both rents (home and incall), all our advertising, babysitters, hydro, car repairs, personal maintenance and the same expenses everyone else has. Not to mention the monthly payments on augmentation, lifts, tucks and anything else to keep us up to the exceptionally high standards expected if we want to continue making money in this arena. There are few SP?s who can keep up the daily client service to ensure long term financial viability in this business because of the emotional and physical toll this business extracts which sometimes means extended time offs to get our heads, hearts and bodies back in order. We have no paid holidays, benefits or paid personal days. If there is a crisis that forces us to take time off, we lose money and clients which often means we work regardless of illness, pain or any other of lifes challenges. Each SP has her own reasons for working, but the universal element is that we all are trying to achieve some sort of financial stability. I never expect tips, and I can count on one hand how many I have received since my arrival in Canada because of the nature of the business here. Hate to tell you guys, but Canadian men are not known for their generous nature, they rank a close second to Germans in this realm (I think the outlandishly high taxes inflicted in both countries has something to do with it!). I would never expect a tip from guests that have me on retainer, I see them weekly. But unless you are going to be a bankable commodity in a SP?s life, a tip relative to the quality of service is a sure way to say thank you and have her know you mean it... Catherine