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The other night I had a date - well, sort of a date, well, I think it was a date. It was not a paid date or paid social time. And I was a little bit nervous. My personal adviser told me to iron my shirt. I ironed my shirt. I was told to wear presentable pants and shoes. I wore presentable pants and shoes. My adviser told me to get her flowers. I got her a lovely bouquet. I had tickets for a special event at the theater and because she and I live on opposite sides of Charlottetown she suggested that we just meet a half hour ahead of the show near the box office, so that was fine and I was there of course fifteen minutes before the appointed time. I received a text from her saying that she was delayed and would be late but that she would get there when she could find a parking place. I quickly texted back saying that when you park, let me know and I will meet you. A few minutes later there was no response so I looked at my text. Fuck. Auto-correct at work. What I actually wrote her was, "When you oral, let me know and I will meet you." Lovely!!!! Oh, shit, So I really quickly wrote back and said, "Oops. That was supposed to say, I REALLY mean park." Push send. Oh shit, what went was, "I REALLY mean oral." Oh fuck. Very slowly, I typed one letter at a time. I told her to stop laughing. We had a good time, and she liked the flowers. :) There was no oral.

I'm always amazed that wearing a condom for oral is even an issue anymore. Seldom does a client even realize I've put the condom on him until things get serious. I can't count the number of men who have stopped me and asked me to put one on when I straddle for little cowgirl. It's fun to watch them reach down for a feel to ensure it's there because they didn't feel it during the oral. A little planning ahead and voila! If a CoB finish has been requested then it disappears without them seeing or feeling it come off as well. I couldn't imagine a playdate without oral. It's the jump off point where I do my initial inspection and decide what's on the menu for the visit then roll into other activities. It's the perfect opportunity to get him suited up so no matter what our next activity is, we are ready to rumble with no time wasted fumbling with the wrapper or figuring out which side is up! My routine is so pat that I can feel the right side of the condom with my tongue but can't see it without my glasses on and fumbling for readers just doesn't keep my juices flowing... cat

I got to eat and enjoy awesome lobsters and share a great visit with my friend . Also on this first summer day I heard hum. Hum in my ear . The next thing of beauty I saw was the first hummingbird of the year . Yes life is very kind and good .

Yes you are right because a nice guy allows the woman to cum first;)

As is often the case, this highlight is cumulative. Not too long ago I had almost a week when all of my kids were home at the same time. The weather appears to have finally turned and today it was sunny and 22 and I was outside from dawn to dusk! I have had a couple of great visits with a close friend. My Canadiens won game 7. My hummingbirds although one day late this year are back and the three of them that I see so far are already scrapping over the three feeders. Silly birds. I have my first Cerb date in well over a year approaching. I am quite confident that a corner has been turned and that life is pretty darn good. Have a wonderful long weekend everyone.

I'm not sure you should be concerned:) since everyone perceives even the obvious differently. Sometimes expectations can be set to high even when the picture is clear, accurate and descriptions are exact, some will read more or less into them. As it's said a picture can paint a thousand words but those words are different to everyone:)

There is a big difference between emphasizing your positives and misleading.... of course a lady is going to sell to her strength.

I used to call myself a Nice guy. However, a little while ago, a lady friend told me: "You are not a Nice guy, you are a Good guy!". I asked what the difference was? She told me Nice guys are being nice, at least partly, because they expect something from a woman (consciously, or unconsciously), and when this expectation is not fulfilled, frustration may build up. A Good guy is nice because he enjoys to, he has his life together and is relaxed about it all. She picks up on this underlying vibe and is attracted to one and not the other. She told me that many ladies use all available signals (body language, energy, manners, how one dresses, etc.) to size up a man as quickly as she can. If you are, like me, a naturally quiet, reserved man, even though nice, it makes it more difficult for the ladies to differentiate between the Nice and the Good. Some are not attracted to the quiet guys, some are intrigued by the mystery. In my experience, the later are sometimes themselves a bit reserved and brainy, so maybe they have atomes crochus? Then she told me a secret: "You already have a golden heart and your life together. Simply work on being a playful (but not silly) bad boy at the right time and your social life will change forever". She had a mysterious but very attractive grin on her face while telling me this... like she told me the deepest secret of the Secret Women's Guild. :) Since then I applied myself to let this playfulness inhabiting my heart out, in the right way, at the right time. It is actually not easy, I am not quite there yet, but it is worth it lol. A companion told me that my new tag line described me well: "I am like good quality French vanilla ice cream, sometimes with exotic toppings such as spicy black pepper, silly jelly beans or sweet balsamic vinegar reduction". You know you should not have too much of it, but you can't resist (or that is what I hope anyway hi hi hi). Food for thought :)

For an in-call the time starts at the agreed upon start time. Which in this case was 4 PM. He should have had his clothes back on and walking out your door to leave your place at 4:30 PM sharp. If he shows up 15 minutes late. That means he has lost 15 minutes of playtime. Again -- He should have had his clothes back on and walking out your door to leave your place at 4:30 PM sharp. If he gave you a call to say he is running a little late. Then it is your discretion at when the adjusted start time and end time will be. In this case he was only booking 30 minutes. Again -- He should have his clothes back on and walking out your door 30 minute after he arrived. But that is just my opinion.

I know some women like to be spanked. But do most woman really like to be spanked. and if so, is it a light playful spank, a medium spank. Or spanking that will leave hand prints on the but. Just curious, I wouldn't like to hurt a woman, unless it really turns them on? But I could never really do more then a playful spank. Just like to get your opinion?

I was reading another thread in which the comment was made that the gentleman booked an appointment, arrived and while the SP was the lady in the pictures, they were taken in a way that "left out" certain aspects. Now my first comment is that every SP, no matter who they are, takes pictures in a way that plays up their best features and downplays others. Honestly, we as people have a good side and a bad side and features that look better certain ways. When a picture is presented, it is to entice people to delve deeper into the "who" and stir the senses to the point of wanting to meet. I'll use myself as an example, I advertise as a voluptuous woman, a BBW, rubenesque etc. I use those terms consistently and throughout. When it comes to my pictures, I focus more on my face than other areas because I believe the face is very expressive of both inner and outer nature (where in many cases it's the body that is the focus and not the face). Would this be viewed as misleading because you don't see the whole package even though the body type is very much presented? Or is it that perhaps with all the labels bandied about that BBW, Curvy, voluptuous etc. have a certain mental image and reality can sometimes be outside this? This is just an aspect I hadn't thought of and would like insight from those who are showing up at doors unknown about what constitutes "misleading"

Yes. Exactly. And, as said already, there are few who will resemble their photos exactly when met. That's the nature of photos. So, I would never hold a woman up to whatever preconceived notion of her appearance I may get from a photo. Unless the photo was taken by one of the few masters in the game, there's a lot about the lady that just won't be captured.

Very sexy but also very high rates.

Reminds me of a quote I like quite a bit: "A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does." (Don't know who said that)

I believe a lot of the "nice guys finish last" stigma comes from women who have things to repair within themselves. People generally go after the person who they believe is the best for them at any given point in time. If you have esteem issues or something unresolved you may gravitate towards the person who can provide what you believe you deserve. As you realize and come to terms with what's inside, those who you are attracted to generally become better people with more right than wrong. Unfortunately confident people with much goodness inside tend to see the good in others whether they can see it themselves. This is sometimes where the "saving" trend comes in. Unfortunately you cannot help or save someone who doesn't want to be helped or doesn't recognize it within. As for the other, I think people should cum when it feels good and natural for them not at any given point in time. Why put pressure on when or who or how...just do it!

You sound perfect;) perhaps that's the problem. A lot of women like a chase and the guys that need fixing or need to be chased. "Nice guys" are often left because they are nice quite simply, they don't need to be repaired aren't a challenge per say and are complete. Not much of a challenge. Sad perhaps, and makes no sense but some see those arrogant pricks as a challenge and a challenge can be exciting. Although usually it never ends well. Additional Comments: I've learned when dealing with anyone, do because you want to, give because you can and expect nothing and you'll never have to question why or feel used or disappointed:)

I am really glad to see this post and to have come across this thread. I have turned clients away for being over 15 minutes late, especially without a text or call to let me know they would be late. I give myself time between appointments to allow myself time to freshen up and a bit of buffer time for unexpected traffic and other problems causing someone to be late, however more than 15 minutes and I wouldn't be getting the time I need to freshen up and then I would possibly be late for my next appointment, which is unfair for that gentleman who was on time. It can set back your day, and it should be expressed that while occasional tardiness of a few minutes is understandable, your time is valuable and needs to be respected.

If I'm especially excited, I find I can last longer with a cbj, and I'd certainly call that a pro. And while I understand oral is a fairly safe activity relatively speaking, personally I enjoy the peace of mind I get from having the extra precaution taken, which lets me relax and enjoy the sensations all the more. But I suppose the biggest pro of a covered blow job is that you're getting a blow job!!!

I wanted to keep to keep this lady my dirty little secret, but thought that would be rather selfish. A few months ago I stumbled across and add that caught my attention. We exchanged several email, and with each exchange I was feeling more and more at ease. We all get nervous meeting a new girl, and this lady set me at ease after on a few simple exchanges of words. At this time she had an in call location that was easy to sneak in and out of. Seems she had thought of everything. Once I arrived I was absolutely blown away by her stunning and sexy physic. Such a beautiful face, and her curves are enough to thrown any driver off the road. If I were to describe her look it would be a combination of girl next door with a touch of wild movie star (the type of movie star we watch all by ourselves with the lights off when no one is home). I have met this absolute gem on several occasions. And each time she makes me feel like a king. I will not go into gory details, because this classy lady deserves better than that. If I could meet this girl every day I would. And I spend many a moment thinking of the next adventure that she will be taking me on. She is smart and sophisticated. Educated and real! The only bad thing I can say is there aren't enough hours in the week to spend with this absolutely amazing girl. But I guess that isn't her fault ;)

Council has voted to include a new section for "BEST OF" threads and other "NON ESCORT" related "FUN" threads. This new section is so that the other discussion area's do not get clogged up with these types of threads and so people who are not interested in these can just simply avoid this area. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=357

Well, while we wait for the ladies to chime in, there's this. To me, the clock starts when I walk in. The hugs, the kisses, the chit-chat are all part of the experience and the shower time is also counted. More importantly, were I enjoying the pleasure of your company, time is up when you say it is. Period. If it's at the 29 minute mark or 39, it is your time, your business, your decision. IMHO, sounds like you met a Class A twit.

I know you didn't write this yourself, but perhaps you should stick to the humour and edit this part out...

I think I end up ingesting calories...... Slurp! :) There's more to life then calorie counting and burning. Eat and be eaten ;) Bon appetite :)

I'm from Connecticut, all my life, and I've never been with a companion until years after I was married (happily married, I had thought). I'm very romantic, generous, devoted, etc., but my Wife changed after she gained weight. Not a lot of weight in my eyes, but enough for her not to feel sexy enough to make love. blah blah blah So, I dabbled with companions, very slowly for several years, then more so after a few years break, then Twitter opened my big bedroom eyes to State-wide Ladies. But CT is a boring state where many Companions tend to ignore. But I'm now hooked on Canadian Companions. Some will opening invite me to a cooked dinner. That's a true ultimate GFE/Wife-experience that American Companions have never even thought about (at least the ones I know). Canadian Companions seem to be much more open-minded and will expand the GFE & PSE roles to a whole knew level. They seem more down to earth and sweeter. Of course, there is a lot more reasons for both sides of the border, but I wanted to hear what other members think. So, is it just my limited experience with USA and/or Canadian Companions, or have other people notice that the North of the Border Ladies are head over heels "better to be with" than US Companions? I know that I'm going to get body slammed for posting this topic, but it is just IMHO and I still need to meet some of my US Twitter babes, whenever they travel to CT, but I wanted to post my question to read your reaction. Plus, I realize my words are vague, so you will have to interpret them yourself.

Emily is definitely a beautiful woman, but Girl Next Door? No, sorry, and by the way that is a compliment to her, she's not average looking, which is what most people consider the GND type.

I think it would behoove all concerned to remember that almost no one appears in real life as they do in photographs and videos. In other areas of life such as with those in the public eye they often use this to their advantage. I've encountered very public people when they were "off duty" and, were I not told who to expect, would never have recognized them. In the area of interest of this board no person has exactly matched my mind's image which is formed from their posted images, blogs, posts and emails. But they've been close enough! Misleading to me would be posting 15 year old pictures and trying to pass yourself off as a 20 year old or describing yourself as a "true spinner" and posting pics that intentionally do not display your prodigious bubble butt (not that I'm knocking large asses). Midnight's point is well taken that in any situation we will present ourselves as favourably as possible. We as the clients need to keep this in mind.

EmilyRushton ..... Very sexy ? YES :) Very high rates ? IMO .... NOPE ! and she is Very Pretty not decent looking.

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I agree with you and that is not what I tried to convey! I should have used a different term. For me it is about sharing the playfulness that exist in me and celebrating life in the small things. I guess I feel like a bad boy even though to you I would appear normal :)

For me its hard to plan to far ahead but im getting better at it...I think i need a secretary lol...anyone want to apply for the job? ;) I find that even when I advertise way ahead of time...most wait at the last minute to book an appt...only a very small % of gentlemen stick with a pre booked rendez vous...unless its a traveling arrangement that involves a deposit ;) BJ

I love to have lots of advanced notice for two reasons. First It gives me lots of time to fantasize about our meeting and maybe even for us to chat about it if you as an SP like that type of connection. Second if I know a sexy CERB Lady is coming the better able I an to ensure I am available to meet her. Now all that said I can only imagine how much work traveling ladies put into their business so the bottom line is 2 months notice or 2 days... I am just glad you are coming. Just my opinion.

Is it a turn off to ask for RV dates???...:icon_rolleyes: Or 420 Friendly dates???...:icon_rolleyes: Or how about 420 Friendly dates in an RV???...:icon_rolleyes: Half tongue in cheek and half serious RG :-)

No your not !! Haha Just when you think you are done ....some dude somewhere will find a new way to piss you off or "turn you off" ;)

I have to say that this topic has always been very controversial in this side of the boarder. I will just share from my personal experiences and concerns, and situations that close friends have encountered with this type of sessions. I live in California; I've usually traveled from Southern California to Northern California and to other states. I have never offered 15 minutes sessions. If someone needed only 15 minutes, and he wanted to session with me; he had to pay for the half hour regardless if he stayed 10, 15, 20 minutes(they ended up staying longer than 15 minutes obviously). A few clients who have seen a close friend for quickies FS($60-$80); they have also visited me for $200Hh when I used to offer it. She thought many times because she was giving them a "good price" they will only see her. At the end, my friend ended up with bad reviews from the guys who once were her "quickie regulars" because they have felt rushed! WT...! what do they expect? It was damaging for her business because with bad reviews nobody would see her or they will ask for a discount or/and an explanation in why the bad reviews. 99% of the requests for 15 minutes here in Cali are men who are low-ballers and cheapskates who take advantage of the girls and manipulate them into lowering their rates and giving all FS for so little. Now, my concern is about the risks involved for every time a new person comes to their door. Here there have been girls killed, assaulted, raped, robbed by clients(or pimps), not including when they get busted by LE. They have to pay for hotel, advertisement, food, all the things needed it to run their business, beside their rent, bills, and personal and family expenses. Majority of the girls who do quickies don't check references at all because of the reasoning behind the quickie (the client just has a limited amount of time that's why he ONLY NEEDS 15 minutes). Let's not forget, the high volume of people who is coming and going, and she maybe getting unnecessary attention from hotel management. The health risks STDs/STIs, a broken C, a pregnancy. I believe this is a high risk profession and it should be treated accordingly! It is not really the time that one spends with a person that make it high risk, but the relationship between the high number of people you see and all the risks associated with SPs. In statistics, it is called Measures of association to be precise. On the other hand, the 15 minutes session is detrimental for female satisfaction! This doesn't really affect the SP, but it affects their future or current spouses/SO because the more they practice quickies the worse their performance will get overtime. BTW premature ejaculation is a symptom of ED "Practice makes perfect" they say. How fomenting PE could help an individual's sexual performance in the long run? This is just my opinion...

I've always been sucker for a good massage so when I noticed Katherine was in town I had to book with her. Her pictures are amazing yet they don't give her justice for reality (stunning lady). I was nervous as I was on my way to her location, but as soon as I walked in I felt at ease, she is extremely friendly and open and you can tell she loves meeting new people. When I laid down on her massage table I was slightly nervous but as soon as she started to massage all anxiety left my body and I was at rest and it only got better. I haven't been able to meet with her on this visit or the past one, but I do plan on visiting her again soon. P.S. This is my first review, so I don't know if I gave her enough credit for her services. Either way, I hope she moves here so I can see her more lol

Well here's my take on it. This is btw just my opinion and that's all, I may be completely off base here For me, PSE is pretty much a menu based encounter. By menu I mean an encounter is focused just on various sex acts off a menu...and not just "conventional" sex acts (for lack of a better term) but "unconventional" sex acts too, those you would likely see in a porn movie And the focus is just on receiving physical pleasure, nothing else. And a PSE lasts as long as both the lady and gentleman can physically, which likely means probably an hour (not even that for me LOL) I guess, crudely put a PSE is about f*cking and nothing else On the other hand a GFE can be menu based or the encounters just unfold naturally, based on the chemistry between the lady and gentleman. A true GFE only works with some reciprocity from the man, he has to offer a BFE There is an affection between the two. Encounters are more than just about sex. It is about a connection between two people. And GFE date can be very intimate, yet no sex. A date could involve a lot of kissing caressing and cuddling, but no sex. Yet a PSE doesn't have the freedom for that type of intimacy. And a GFE could be longer, multiple hours, sleepovers and so on. A GFE sexually is about showing physical affection for one another, but it isn't just about sex That to me is the difference between the two. Although I do admit never having done a PSE, but I have had many wonderful GFE. Don't know if I'm right or worded it right A rambling RG

When I was looking for a CERB Name i thought back to my university days..... i was lucky enough to hook up with a beautiful girl who asked me to put an ice cube in my mouth when I performed oral on her.... i have to say it pretty nice I mainly because of the sheer joy she got from it. She used to joke around and call me her ice man. We were in some if the same classes and both were dating other people so our fun times were kept pretty low key... from time to time she would simply hand me a note with "Ice 4 Fun" and a time on it and we would hook up.. (Sidenote....yes I am that old... hand written notes... it was before cell phones, texting and emails... back in the say when cheating took real work lol)... so when I needed an online handle Ice4fun seemed like a good one.

I'm new to CERB, joined because I've become interested in what this industry has to offer me, but have yet to partake... I'm still learning. But even a neophyte like me can comment that this seems like very strange behavior. Showing up on time for a 30 minute appointment, then wanting a shower? For me, a shower IS 30 minutes, and if my first ever appointment was only a half hour, maybe spending that time in the shower with a playful SP would be a good way to spend it. More likely, I'm thinking that my first ever appointment with a professional SP will be at least 2 hours, with perhaps the first 30 minutes spent in the shower and the rest open to interpretation. This, to me, would be the way to do it. I'm just foaming at the mouth here, but one of the things I've learned about the industry is THE TIME! SP's have schedules, with clients that will be depending on those schedules. Believe me, if I booked my first ever appointment, showed up on time nervous as all hell (which will surely be the case), and had it pushed back because of an inconsiderate jerk, it might just cause me to lose my nerve!!

This one I hope not, since I can't count the number of times that I had to wait until the lady was ready, and often well past the appointment time.

A companion is paid for time. The clock starts when the appointment time is set. Just like any business, lol...

Some sps are very strict about that start and end time, as in if the appt is 4pm, for half hour, they must leave at 4:30 even if they arrive at 4:15. It depends on how accurate you are with your own timing, tho to pull that off. And that is for sps who have prebooked appts, and times, and they must stay on schedule without deviation. There really aren't too many sps who work on that firm schedule, but i think the majority of us will say arrival at the door time to end time has to be within that 30 minute range. Half hour guys are only taking showers if they already know they aren't using or needing 30 minute activity time. maybe a quick rinse, or cleanup the area, hands, mouthwash, bathroom break (not in that order) a couple of minutes, no sp minds that, but dilly dallying around first, then saying they are taking a shower, if we;ve spent 5 minutes on chit chat or canoodling and then he tells me now he wants a shower, I am not feeling quite so generous with my half hour of time. now everything is going to be cut shorter than i would like because instead of 2-3 minutes prior to starting, we are looking at a full 10 minutes into the half hour for 'everything'. Is that always possible? Not without rushing thru something, no. And if you don't this is a guy who will not be in and out within the time he paid for. Sure 5 minutes here or there, no one minds that, especially if that time is in the shower lol. But 4pm to 4:40, and he still isn't gone let alone done, or wants to argue about the amount of time left? No. And that is because i offer a 45 minutes option. This is a 45 minute guy. He wants to chat, take a shower, then get started and needs 30 minute activity time, tell him next time the best option for him is to take 45 minutes, which you do at XX $. His option for the half hour is to understand the half hour doesn't come with an unrushed session of going overtime. No half hour sessions are for guys who need or want more time than that. It is often for the guys who want to be in and out within 30 minutes because they need to be somewhere else, it isn't supposed to be for the guy who wants or needs 45 minutes but too cheap to pay the hour rate to get it.

I just want to point out quickly that some people are allergic to coconut oil. I don't believe there is a known allergy when it comes to eating it, but contact dermatitis is something that a rare few will experience. If you are thinking about using it, try it out as a lotion for a few days and see how your skin reacts. My skin does NOT handle it well, and because of that I would never want to use it as a lube. I actually have to read beauty product ingredients carefully to make sure there is no coconut oil in anything I put on my skin. So while it is amazing for some people, just give it a trial run before you commit to buying a lot.

The reasons will probably be as varied as the providers. One reason might be because the sp feels it more discrete to discuss them one on one. I post my rates on my site but seldom do I in my ads. I want men to view my site before they book with me. After all, the point of setting up a site is to inform potential clients of my rates. services, how best to contact me and a little insight into my personality. So prior to contacting me they'll be informed. It does seem lately though an effort for a lot of men to take a minute to read , lol. In the end every sp advertises in her own special way, frustrating or not, she/he has chosen to do it for their reasons, which are important to them, so they should be respected. I have one service that I'll only give the rate via phone. I'm picky about who I offer this service to and want to speak to the potential client first. I prefer this for all my services, as talking to someone can give you much more insight than an email or text, imo. So inconvenient or not this is the way I want it:)

All the term GFE means "Girl Friend Experience" as opposed to "standard service" (standard meaning they do not play into the sensual or intimate part they just get the job done for you and out the door you go) instead GFE implies that the lady plays into the fantasy of intimacy and sensuality.... I would assume "ultimate" would imply that they are really good at this. GFE does not imply that ANY services are included. If you assume certain services are included you will find yourself disappointed. (Your hygiene and attitude would also make a big difference in how "ultimate" your experience would be too I suspect) I am sure others will charm in here, I just wanted to mention that GFE & PSE are "STYLES OF SERVICE" and NEVER implies that certain SERVICES are to be expected.

Saw her. Pic is not the same as in person. I would not recommend. Posted via Mobile Device

Had an occasion a few years back where I arrived at the lady's location, went in and there was a child sitting on the couch watching television. I asked "what gives" and she said, "it's okay, he won't disturb us, he'll sit and watch cartoons". The whole situation creeped me out and I handed the lady a twenty for her troubles said "sorry" and walked out. Perhaps I was wrong but it felt right at the time, and I'd probably do exactly the same thing if the situation ever repeated itself.

Also have to add: threads on dog, cats, turkeys and pigs :) and other strange topics :) And lot's of members with great sense of humour.

I have been known to enjoy being spanked. I also have been whipped on occasion, and liked it. Hair pulling? Yes please. HOWEVER, it depends on the mood, the moment and the individual. If I was meeting a client for the first time and he started off with this - I'd be pissed lol. S&M, even mild forms, is hugely based on mutual respect and trust. That doesn't come without effort from both sides, as well as history.

I love the chat room. My goal is to meet as many members as possible and get to know what makes them tic! You will never see me solicit, you will never see me harass, you will never see me go outside the boundaries. I have no problem answering questions about myself, my services etc... but... I expect in return.... Do not ask me to show my face nor any nudity on cam and if my cam is not on, it's for a reason. Do not request a private chat in order to get online sex talk. Do not try to negotiate with me based on what you believe to be a lesser service. Do not ask me for more pics...I do have albums, don't be so lazy. Sorry if anyone feels that I have disrespected them. In the open chat we all have a fab time but there are limits. I love private chat until it becomes apparent that someone is just using me for jerk off material. Please keep chat the fun place that it is! Today at lunch time it was an absolute blast!!!!

Common adult industry sex terms, abbreviations, codes, codewords, terminology, acronyms, lingo, and glossary. What does this mean, what is the definition of, as defined in the dictionary, and what do the letters stand for: AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront. ABC = american born chinese ABJ = american born japanese Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts. AMP = Asian Massage Parlor analingus = licking anus Asian = analingus Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup ATF = all time favorite ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth. attempts = trying to orgasm Aunt Flo = menstruation, period B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian balloons = breast implants BB = bareback = without condom BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth) BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial BBFS = bare back sex BBW = big beautiful woman BCD = behind closed doors BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism. BF = boy friend BFE = boy friend experience birdwatching = BBBJTCWS BLS = ball licking and sucking Blue Jay = blow job blue pill = Viagra BSB = bus stop babe butter face = everything looks good, but her face BTW = by the way cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less CD = cross dresser CDS = covered doggy style CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club CIM = cum in mouth CL = craigslist.org CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse. Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you cover = condom cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers cups of coffee = releases = orgasms DATO = dining at the o = analingus DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees donation = payment Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only) DDG = drop dead gorgeous DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue DIY = do it yourself (masturbation) DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth ECR = el camino real EOM = end of message. No text in message body. escort = a temporary companion for hire facial = cumming on partner's face FBSM = full body sensual massage fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice FIV = finger in vagina FKK = Frei K?rper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club. FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US. FOV = finger outside vagina French = BJ French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion FS = full service = BJ + Sex Get Brain = blow job Get Comfortable = get completely naked GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor GND = girl next door Greek = anal sex, back door GS = golden shower = urination play GSM = g-spot massage happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty Hat = condom HDH = high dollar hottie HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release HH = half hour HM = high mileage HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven HWP = height and weight proportionate hooker = prostitute IMHO = in my humble opinion interpreter = condom Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks ISO = in search of kitty = vagina Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess. LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH) LE = ellie = law enforcement LK = light kissing, closed mouth LOS = land of smiles = Thailand mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District Missionary = man on top, girl on back mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair MP = massage parlor MP = multiple pops = multiple releases MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club non-pro = not a professional provider NP = no problem NSA = no strings attached OWO = oral without condom OWOTC = oral without condom to completion papasan = male manager of a massage parlor party hat = condom PIV = penis in vagina PL = Pathetic Loser PO = phone operator (for making appointments) PS = private show (Dance) PSE = Porn Star Experience PV = private viewing (Dance) RA = relaxation assistant raincoat = condom RB = myredbook.com rimming = analingus RMP = Russian Massage Parlor ROB = Rip Off Bitch Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away Reverse massage = you massage her Roman shower = vomit play RPG = role playing games Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck SC = Strip Club self-service = you masturbate SF = San Francisco shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer SO = significant other SOG = shot on goal = one release SOMF = sat on my face south of the border = gential region southern france = BBBJ SP = Service Provider SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA spanish = ATM = ass to mouth spinner = very petite, thin girl STD = sexually transmitted disease stroll = path frequented by street walkers SW = street walker TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth TG = transgender TGTBT = too good to be true Tina = crystal meth TJ = Tijuana TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave TLD = topless lap dance tossing salad = analingus Troll = rude and hideous PL Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider. TS = transexual TUMA = tongue up my ass TV = transvestite UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ UTR = under the radar WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this) XOXO = Kisses & Hugs YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others. 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service 411 = seeking information 420 = 4:20 = marijuana 69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time $ = $100 $$ = $200 $$$ = $300 $$$.5 = $350 (get it?) incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates. outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room. two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.