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Hey!! Gorgeous women can be brilliant geeks too you know :) xo

Even forgetting all of that ... the realty is you met the obligations of the booking agreement made with the gentlemen.... by his turning up unprepared and not appropriate for intimate activities he did not meet his obligations.... you reserved a specific revenue generating time slot for him that he us responsible for paying you for.... if I book an appointment with a lawyer but arrive unprepared so the appointment does not accomplish what was hoped... i still pat for his time. Just my opinion

I agree completely. Best thing to do is be yourself. Everyone has their own depiction of what the "perfect girl" is when it comes to personality and looks. Also not all guys like the same thing when it comes to service, like how a bj is done or how a girl is riding them, etc. Definitely feel and listen for cues to let you know what feels better for them, especially if they aren't very vocal in letting you know what they like specifically. Always tailor the date to the client. Again, not everyone is the same so try and get a feel for what your client is looking for. Some want an even mix of good conversation and playtime, others don't really want to talk at all and want to get right down to business.

I think you just need to be you, find your own style, niche and be genuine or scripted, whatever works and remember you can't please everyone. There will be those who like you regardless, some will adore you and others will move on. We all have our fans but even though, that still won't guarantee a return visit. Because believe me you can give the best service, look great, talk sweet, be genuine, have a great locale that still won't be enough for some. There are types of men that want a regular girl, those who like variety and those who will try you because someone said you are great and some you just can't please. Just do for you that way you won't drive yourself crazy wondering:) Realistically everyone that sees you will form an opinion, good or bad. The most important one is the one you hold of yourself:)

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Honestly maybe I would give half back to him, depending on how much time is past, only seems fair. What if it was the other way around and the girl didn't keep her hygiene up? Does she keep all the money?! ... Again half for her.

Why do you repeat with the same woman?

I feel that if a good connection is made and felt, then repeating is a good thing. After 2-3 visits, the comfort level is awesome. We both know the other persons likes, we aren't guessing anymore and we know those special things that arouse our partner. We also do this without the serious emotional entanglements that can muddy the waters of other types of encounters. That is not to say that I, as a client and her, as a provider don't develop a friendship and trust. We do and it is a wonderful thing but we both accept the boundaries that this dynamic requires. There are no judgements, just safe, fun experiences that hopefully, leave us both breathless and wanting more.

There are a couple ladies I have had repeat encounters with, because I wanted to get to know them better, for lack of a better way to say it Two of those ladies, well it wasn't a couple encounters, well we became regulars, including the three of us getting together for a very special evening The one lady retired. But I still see the other lady regularly. And why. She has allowed me to get to know her, and I have let her get to know me. Plus she did something very special, very personal, that at a dark time she brightened my life up. She could show up (not that she has ;-) ) hair in curlers, no make-up, wearing sweats and a t-shirt and old runners, and all is good because she showed up and I'm reconnecting with her. Getting to see her you might gather, I'm happy. I do like the poly amorous lifestyle, getting to meet new ladies. But that doesn't mean some ladies stand out, are memorable and, well I have a special soft spot for them. Don't know if that answers the question or not A late night rambling before bed RG

Why Repeat? If your first meeting was fun and you enjoyed yourself. If there is a connection or chemistry. You need a second date to see if there is something there. If there is, you see her another time. By now you should be comfortable with each other, know each other likes and dislikes. By now you may have form a bond or friendship. She can now let her guard down. Feel more comfortable in your presence,know that you like her and will not hurt you. I find that each repeat visit get's better and better. Each one leading to another one and hoping for further new experiences. By now, she may offer you services that she limits the chosen few. While it is fun to meet new women, there is no guarantee that you will find a connection or have a good time. Where as with being a repeat client, you know what to expect and who know's what may develop in the long run. A bond may develop where, you can confide in each other's secrets that you cannot share with others. Recently I've started repeating with girls that I have seen many times before and each time it get's better and better. What are your thoughts or experiences on the benefits of repeating with the same women?

While I imagine sometimes it is because someone has questionable motives, I suspect that often it is simply that many don't realize this is something that would give you peace of mind. This might just be one of those times when what seems obvious to your perspective and with your experience isn't to others. I think those of us who are very active on the forums are more likely to book through CERB. But no doubt for many guys it is simply just another site among many that they take a peek at to see different ads. For them it may simply not occur to them that sharing their Cerb handle is something that would be helpful and appreciated, and the fact that they say they saw your ad/pictures on Cerb is probably just a go to conversation starter. If they do indicate they found you on Cerb, I think it would be reasonable for part of your reply to be something along the lines of "Oh, you found me on Cerb. That's good to know, what is your username there?" If they don't answer, then you know there may be something else going on beyond just the person not thinking to mention it. I'm sure your idea of a discount would probably also do the trick if that works for you.

Good afternoon all, here is my 5cents on the subject.. It's all about respect and communication, as a hobbyist since 2008, i have always treated the ladies with the up-most respect, which means arriving on time and staying for the agreed time. Once the Lady opens the for that;s when it starts anything you do in order to prepare is part of your time.. I find it completely disrespectful to your partner to not respect her time and try to play on words.. It has happened to me to be a little for an appointment however i called and let her know, the result no issues on time, but that decision is hers and not yours to try to negotiate.. Respect,, is the bottom line Hornysoldier

Just asking this from curiosity. Hope to hear from ladies too if this happens to you a regular basis, and what might be in the minds of the gents. Often times I will book a session. Most often, men will say " I seen your posts on cerb" or what have you. But often, nothing is mentioned of CERB membership. It makes me a bit "gun shy" when I find out you are a CERB member but wish to not tell me. Does this mean you are hiding your handle from me, or just truly do not think it matters to me? See, if you book me on CERB and something happens that is NOT cool, then I guess I can report it, or ask others for a reference, but when not booking from CERB, then I do not have the site to help protect me. Is this the reason why some forget to mention that they are on CERB, so that there is no trace of us meeting? I do not know why, but it gives me the ebby gebby's to find out you are on cerb, but decide not to tell me:( Just as you wish us to be honest and open when booking, so do we. I do not like the idea of booking a handle that perhaps has pulled a bad one on another sp. That is what CERB is for, not just RECO for the ladies but the safety network for the ladies too. Curious to hear your input. I may consider a different rate for booking threw CERB, will this work?

I searched the forums but couldn't find anything so please give your view- If a gentleman has an odor, cheesy penis or something that causes you concern or an inability to be intimate, do you give back his money, half of it, or just ask him to leave keeping all of it? After all this wouldn't become noticeable until after our time has started and some service such as a massage or conversation and massage has been given. I think none should be returned as it's the gentleman's responsibility to maintain and know about his hygiene and health. He has used some of my time which has been allotted just for him and more than likely I've rescheduled something to accommodate it. Am I wrong?

I see ladies almost exclusively from cerb. Even if PM is not accepted for booking by the lady, I will always inform her ( by texts or emails ) that I am a cerb member and give her my handle. It just makes sense to me to give her the peace of mind and comfort to know that I am a longtime and respectful member here. On the issue of why not mentioning that you're a certain board member when booking, I have read a few posts ( on other boards) with posters claiming that by not mentioning they are a board member or giving their handle, they hope to receive an unbiased treatment. But I also have the feeling that by not mentioning their board handle, they hope that the lady will not discover some of their aggressive and non-gentlemanlike behavior from reading their posts.

Time starts as soon as the client is in the door in most cases. There are definitely varying situations in regards to time. I'm definitely not a clock watcher unless there is something scheduled shortly after said appointment, whether personal or business, and in that situation I would advise my client of this. Also, it is greatly appreciated if clients text or call as soon as they know they are going to be late or even can't make it. That way depending on both our schedules, I can wait or reschedule. However, if said client is frequently late or "rescheduling", I would definitely consider not booking them again. Nobody likes to have their time wasted. In regards to shower time, I do prefer clients to shower as soon as they come, however it is not mandatory unless it is very obvious they need one. I give a bit of leeway with shower time unless I am joining them in the shower or they end up taking a longer than needed shower. Again, there are so many different scenarios with this and you just have to figure out what you are comfortable with in regards to your time and each individual client.

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Say whatever you want about me but I'm always annoyed by people who misspell Saint John.

And even if they aren't brilliant geeks...who cares ;-) From a geek who is neither brilliant, nor handsome, but appreciates and respects gorgeous women RG :-)

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Sorry wasn't implying you were implying about STD's...just more a general comment that obvious hygiene issues both ladies and gentlemen equally responsible, but STD/STI health are each individual person's own responsibility. But I think you and I are in agreement RG

Thanks for mentioning this Sophia! I LOVE car shows and may be in that neighborhood!!

I don't think I've ever used PM's to book appointments. It's just too disconnected for my liking. I'm more a fan of using texts or an online booking program like CMJ uses. As for giving out my CERB handle, I have no issues doing so if I'm seeing a woman who is registered on here. Sometimes I'll offer it up freely if I think it warrants it, but many times they will ask and I don't hide from it.

I'm just talking about hygiene and not STDs and such. But you answered my question, that the client would leave leave with his donation... So goes both ways. I may leave half of the donation but all depends on what it is.

I have been in this situation many times. As a general rule, once the cloths are off, then the donation is kept in full. So like if he takes his pants down and I see something or smell something bad, then I will tell them to leave. I do suggest to see a doctor asap, and sometimes I ask for test papers before booking again. That never happens, they never come back. But if it is right at the door way I take half of donation and send them away explaining that the half is for the time I set aside, and perhaps next lady he visits he can arrive clean or sober ...what not I always try to asses the gentlemen's mind set too. The last thing I want to do is have him become angry or in some cases violent. I had one person try to stand between me and the table where he placed my envelope. He was not going to let me take my donation very easily. If I feel this person could easily become agitated then I just hand it back to him and show him the door. Some men will get very upset at rejection and could also become a pain in the ass on the internet if they feel they have been " ripped off". On my disclaimer, it states that I reserve the rights to refuse service based on hygiene, manners or under the influence of drugs or alcohol, but most do not read it.

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That is very generous of the ladies and I can only assume they see it as a good business practice.... for me personally my final decisions about who I book with are never driven by cost but almost exclusively by connection and attraction.

Well if blowing things up does it for you here's the link for NLOS Cannon Challenge http://www.ahctv.com/weapons-technology/cannon-challenge.htm Don't worry, it's free ;-) RG

I think I've said this before--and I shouldn't find it amusing-- but when I think Savannah Lane, "gamer" isn't something that comes to mind. I chuckle...but, probably shouldn't! lol Anyway, these days I'll typically only play simple time-killer games: Angry Birds and crap like that. I've tried many of the big online (and console) games over the years, but always lose interest. The last one I put anytime into was Star Wars: The Old Republic...and, lost interest. lol

Yeah... I can't play stuff online. I know what I'm like, and getting into that stuff would be the end of life as I know it. I tend to play strategy and RPG-type games, but not with other people involved... I don't need to get stuck in a raid that goes on until 3am when I have to be at work the next day.

Huh... It never occurred to me to tell someone I saw her on CERB without giving my user name. At this point in the ongoing strangeness that is my life, all the providers I see are here on CERB. It has always seemed logical, on first contact, to give my CERB handle along with my real name. It makes sense to me that this would be a comfort / security thing for her. A way of telling her I have nothing to hide and, if she is so inclined, she can take a quick look at my posts and form an impression. Seems only fair. I read her posts. Would I accept a discount for providing my CERB handle? Sure! But I'd probably give it back along with the tip.

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Well me, and speaking only for me, after a couple times, a CBJ doesn't do it for me. I've had a couple CBJ's but they were terrible, so I just prefer not to. That said I am not menu focused, and the ladies I see don't even offer a menu, except that they offer a GFE In one GFE encounter, a very memorable and great encounter BTW, we kissed, caressed, and snuggled. No nothing else, but it was a great intimate encounter My point is a GFE is more than the sum of it's menu parts There may be guys who like CBJ so keep it for them If you don't like BBBJ, it's a boundary, well keep the boundary But an encounter is more than just about a CBJ or not Don't know if that makes sense or not A rambling RG

I would be less concerned with the legal implications and more concerned with the incident escalating or getting violent.... the fact that you have a written policy on your website that covers refunds could be helpful. That said I would always encourage safety over a few dollars. Just my opinion.

That is obvious but I'm speaking to those things a shower can't solve. If a man has a cheesy penis he may be yeasty, a shower won't fix that, if there is any type of unusual skin irritations, lumps bumps, etc, that don't look familiar a shower won't resolve those either. Basic body odor is another thing, offensive yes but it can be washed off.

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I like solid bright colours that contrast with a ladies natural hair colour. A girl with jet black hair looks stunning in bright red lingerie and bright red lipstick. Royal blue, bright yellow, dark green would also look good. A blonde would look good in the red, blue, yellow, green and of course the black. Actually black looks good on [or off] anyone. Ebony girls particularly good in white, yellow and red. Now all that being said, some things work and some don't and even we males don't know which is which until we see the person. Some time ago in Amsterdam I was touring the red light district. Saw a girl in a window and kinda liked her but just something wasn't right. Went away and came back 15/20 minutes later and she had changed from black to white. BINGO, that did the trick. Of all the pics I've seen here on CERB, the ones that have stayed in my mind have the girls wearing red or yellow.

Actually vexing. For me, as part of offering my verification/screening information, I not only include my board handle, I confirm it through PM However I book through email (the ladies I thus far have seen prefer email) Board handle is just an added piece of information/identification If someone doesn't wish to share their board handle why mention they are even on CERB. If you feel the least bit uncomfortable or unsafe, don't book this client, potential client Anyhow a rambling RG

The other night I had a date - well, sort of a date, well, I think it was a date. It was not a paid date or paid social time. And I was a little bit nervous. My personal adviser told me to iron my shirt. I ironed my shirt. I was told to wear presentable pants and shoes. I wore presentable pants and shoes. My adviser told me to get her flowers. I got her a lovely bouquet. I had tickets for a special event at the theater and because she and I live on opposite sides of Charlottetown she suggested that we just meet a half hour ahead of the show near the box office, so that was fine and I was there of course fifteen minutes before the appointed time. I received a text from her saying that she was delayed and would be late but that she would get there when she could find a parking place. I quickly texted back saying that when you park, let me know and I will meet you. A few minutes later there was no response so I looked at my text. Fuck. Auto-correct at work. What I actually wrote her was, "When you oral, let me know and I will meet you." Lovely!!!! Oh, shit, So I really quickly wrote back and said, "Oops. That was supposed to say, I REALLY mean park." Push send. Oh shit, what went was, "I REALLY mean oral." Oh fuck. Very slowly, I typed one letter at a time. I told her to stop laughing. We had a good time, and she liked the flowers. :) There was no oral.

I've never had a website cause they don't read half of it anyhow, Willow Excellent point!! I am questioning the value of one because even with many gents here more than not ask about details when they contact rather than simply viewing my site, which is clearly posted on my profile and in all of my ads. Makes me wonder but I've learned not to let it bother me and now expect it. Additional Comments: Have peace of mind knowing this happens to all of us:( and far to regularly. But I will say men from cerb and not from cerb are guilty of it. It's just rude imo. If that's all a man is concerned about why does he think anyone will want his business. Most of us want to know more about you than your wallet, shouldn't you want to know more about us than what we charge and this goes beyond having a budget! My biggest turn off is men who can't keep their word. Unreliable clients, clients that state they are 110% interested, 110% certain about their scheduled time and contact after contact assure you of a meeting then cancel the day before or the day of and with the silliest of excuses. So, I used to question, is this done purposely, just because, for a joke or because they couldn't help it but now the reasons are irrelevant. I've come to expect that most men, cerb or not are not going to keep their appt and the reasons aren't important. What is important is my time and how I manage it:) So I now keep a list of those unreliables and simply refuse to see them again. I'm sure that is no loss to them but at least I know who is who :)Fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on me:)

still see her post on kj. anybody have an experience with her yet ?

Hmmm this is a tough one! London: The Tasting Room or The Church Key Toronto: The Korean BBQ (it's my fav place to eat at a low key place) and Blowfish; also Keriwa cafe (it's a bit out there on Queen Street East but it is literally the best and most authentic Aboriginal cuisine I've had in Toronto--Bannock too but I've never ate there just heard great things) Sault Ste Marie: Fratelli's on top of the hill (it is the sons of the owners of the Gino's family restaurant and more modern/relaxed) That's really all the places that come to my mind but I am not a picky water and love to try to new places (all the time)! Love this list BTW!

You sound perfect;) perhaps that's the problem. A lot of women like a chase and the guys that need fixing or need to be chased. "Nice guys" are often left because they are nice quite simply, they don't need to be repaired aren't a challenge per say and are complete. Not much of a challenge. Sad perhaps, and makes no sense but some see those arrogant pricks as a challenge and a challenge can be exciting. Although usually it never ends well. Additional Comments: I've learned when dealing with anyone, do because you want to, give because you can and expect nothing and you'll never have to question why or feel used or disappointed:)

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I frequently use hotels, and i routinely give details on where the room is. "take the hallway to the left of the front desk", or "turn right when you get off the elevator". Its easy to do & helps keep us all discrete. It seems appreciated. This is a really interesting thread ;-) Cheers, Porscha

lol, me too. I don't know how many times i've just said, oh, sorry, not available the minute i hear that kind of thing. Also they say it in what i call 'sexy voice', so it really grates on the nerves. This is not a dating site, I snap, from time to time, you don't have to sexy voice me to impress me. it creeps me out, and makes me question why they are calling in the first place lol. I'd advise not using sexy voice and not calling any sp sweetie, hun, babe, and/or babeeee

I am bothered by the text messaging as well. I don't respond to them and I don't respond to one line emails either - if I can delete your email just as fast as it took for you to write it out... I don't think you and I will have good chemistry. Another one that bothers me: When he says he read my web site and than asks me questions that are clearly answered on my site

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