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Not a chance in .....Heaven, That I am gone ;-) Just Sneaky ;-) Always best to text me as I am not as active online as I would like to be. Thankya! Still Roarin' XO

Another turn on this journey of chemo, puking and staying horny! So, today was a good day, doc's gave me two whole days off without chemo! YAY! A friend came in, and brought a water jug filled with French 75's! Champagne gin and orange juice to celebrate my having a full day without puking my eyeballs out of my head. It was shift change, and the young nurse with the wonderful camel toe, the big camel toe, the camel toe to end all camel toes......sorry I digress, to say bye, she is off for the next five days. She sees the water jug and asks what was in it. My friend tells her and offers her drink to taste....and their hands do this little dance. Nurse Bailey leaves and I think oh shit I am in trouble again, then Katie and I start laughing. Bailey comes back in, changed into street clothes, lulu lemon tights, and that camel toe is front and centre. We have another drink, and my smart ass friend says, Tom what are you looking at on your ipad? She knows damn well I was on cerb, and on the oral lovers page. Bailey grabs the iPad and starts scrolling down the pics and comments. She tells Katie how hot this was, rubbing her thighs up and down as she is looking at Katie's cleavage. Smiling, they pour and finish the French75's, both lean over the bed rails, give me a kiss goodbye, and walk out arm in arm!! WTF?! They could have at least closed the door and started playing with each other while I watched!! Oh well, I am sure Katie will give a lick by lick description if she comes in tomorrow, just hope I am well enough to enjoy the play by play! Hopefully out by Friday, Via1 on Saturday back to Ottawa assuming I don't puke a lung up tomorrow ! Tom The Liquor

Maybe we should call our group the "MPC" as in " MacKay's Perverts Club" See y'all tonight! Alg

Hey boys i took the plunge already very great massage rmt style takes her time and does a fantastic job. Tonnes of teasing and a great finish

:P yay social tonight!!! See y'all there ;)

Hi All. I'm sending thoughts from afar to everyone that is getting to the social this evening. I know that it will be a good time. Let's see - virtual drink to all the ladies and I'm sure that Lee and mistert will give out non-virtual hugs and kisses for me. Have fun!!! MN2

as stated well worth the wait...yes, she only e-mails..alot of fun!

Welcome to the pervert club. Well shaken peters are free tomorrow!

I just read an article from our Gov't that basically calls me an abhorrent pervert that takes advantage of you girls. So anyhoooooooooo. See you peeps at the social tomorrow. We'll do drinks :) ;)

Oh, I wasn't wearing it for very long. That's how good the drinks were!

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Hi everyone I am writing this not only to recommend the young woman i met but also to clear up some confusion on this forum. There have been lots of positive things written about Tiffany but it became apparent even before i visited her today that the recommendations are directed at two different girls. The young lady with the pretty tattoo on her tummy has only been in the industry for a few months and as such anything directed at Tiffany 2012 is not in reference to her. The irony however is that I had not contacted the new girl on BP because i new she was very young and i wanted to avoid any chance of pursuing my fantasies at the risk the expense of another person. I in no way mean that younger girls are not happily working as an sp i just wanted to be certain that those i am with are doing it partly for the fun of it. However after reading so many glowing recommendations and decided to contact her and i am very glad i did. While The young lady i met was barely over 20 she had the maturity of someone much older ( a level that many of my guy friends will never achieve.) I drove from Fredericton to Moncton to see her at 8am and as she said she would she texted me at 6am to make sure i was still coming. In many ways i am reluctant to post a recommendation on her because i know it will increase the number of good choices she already has and will probably mean that i wont get an 1.5 next time for my hour booking. Needless to say she does not look at the time when you arrive and in our case we finished when we had all the fun i could handle with out getting my hands on some sort of energy drink. Tiffany 2014 is worthy of the high praise that others have given Tiffany 2012 and i owe it to the gentlemen of this forum to highly recommend her

Hello everyone!! Seems like ages since i last started a social thread, but here we are - time flies! It's this time of the year where, you know, we get to gather for a great meeting of the minds in Ottawa! So, for all those who have been, you know these events! For those who haven't been, its a great way to make introductions with like minded people (no, no hanky-panky lol). So, without further ado, set your calendar for September 18th, 2014. More details will follow on this thread.

Hello everyone! I'm new to Cerb and I just wanted to make my first post and say hello :) My name is Audrey and I'm an SP located in Montreal who also travels to Ottawa occasionally. I'll be adding more pictures of myself, making posts, hanging out in the chat room and trying to get the full Cerb experience (I hear wonderful things about this site). Don't be shy, come say hi :)

I like RG because he is a true gentleman!

Can't go wrong with Jazy either way!

I'd say for myself 1, and 2. Based from the age thread, it seems that I'm one of the younger male members here, and I want to explore and try out different things. I like that this industry has given me an avenue to do so. I'm very happy with life, have a circle of friends that I can rely on, so the need for companionship in the emotional level isn't as important for me. It doesn't mean I go in with the attitude that the entire session will consist of some sort of sexual activity; firstly, as much as I'd like to imagine, I don't have the endurance, and second, I think letting things play out is better then forcing them. And perhaps most importantly, I rather not get too close to anyone I meet here. I'm obviously physically attracted to the women I see, but one fear I've had with this is feeling some sort of emotional attraction and not being able to do anything about it. I saw an escort who I felt a little too comfortable with, that I liked a little too much. I stopped seeing her as soon as I realized what I was feeling. In short, I am not looking for a dream woman.

Hi Combo, I don't think she gives her phone number. She only work part time. Wait for a reply. She is worth it!!!! :-). Be gentle with her. Have fun. P.S. If you can't reach her, contact Jordan Monroe (Amanda).

My then 5 year old daughter would complain about ghosts stealing her halloween candy, that was why the bag seemed to empty so quickly - ergo they must exist.............

You cannot switch from back to front without washing. Those pesky bacteria spread easily and can be very challenging to remove. Too bad!!!

I speak only for myself . I protect my health at all cost . Just because an activity feels good it may not be good for my health . Does this activity feel good ? Yes! However even freshly showered there is bacteria lingering and just waiting to attack . Where will it attack? My vagina. No matter how fresh and clean I am no one is venturing to my anal area unless he wants to kiss it good by. We all make decisions based on risk verses pleasure and this is a line I don't cross . My body truly is a temple and I don't mess with science . Plain and simple anal bacteria that spreads to my vagina can cause nasty consequences . All is fun and I am open to most play ideas until the doctor says tisk , tisk , what is going on here . I suggest we all do a little research and decide what is best and appropriate for our life . It is our life and in this incarnation it's one per physical body .

I was there at lunch time and finally had a chance to meet Cute0aza0Button. She is more beautiful and sexier then her pictures. We had a quick chat and had her dance a couple of dances for me. Very sexy and erotic. Very beautiful body :)

Well, I am going to be 55 next month and without bragging too much, look like I'm late 30's or early 40's, especially the physique. However, the aches and pains of arthritis, tendinitis, muscle strain etc remind me daily that I am indeed much older than 40. :grin:

Hey some nice bath and shower pictures would be very sexy. I haven't had any nice photos to post on the bath and shower thread for a while . http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=138275

I think this rule... should not only be applied in a business type relationship such as provider/client.. it should apply to life in general... and not just respect from a gentleman to a lady but also to a lady to a gentleman.... Obsessive behaviours will drive a person away even more... and that type of behaviour will only show that there was never any love.. on the contrary will show that there was never love and was something more driven by physical attraction, compulsive behaviours, and definitely wrong emotions... Yet worse the use of fear and threats to try to get the other person back... unacceptable... that is a pure sign that love was never there.. because I cannot conceive the thought of even think about causing damage to someone you loved ... when you have truly loved anyone as hurtful as it can be you respect their decisions as hard as they can be... and only then you can say you have loved truthfully...

thats not right...sorry that happened to you...

If that's an invitation, then I have some shopping to do.

I think you guys would make any photo shoot fun and sexy, no matter the outfit or the pose....but you must include some under your disco ball lol :-)

Some days 15......some days 25......most days ageless lol Peace MG

Happy Birthday Someguy!! I hope you had a blast.....

happy birthday hope Someguy u had a good one

You've asked the same under Montreal (here http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=193421), and i'm expecting you'll get the same answers. Knowing Bianca, it certainly won't be any different wether you ask Montreal gents or Ottawa gents ;-)

Drinks must have been great. Sure don't recall seeing him in a dress!

Bree #1: blonde Barbie, touring lady? Pics seem legit. Bree #2: Longtime bp advertiser associated with MrJetz.

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Mine just falls out on its own. I use a vacuum for the removal part. :cry:

Amy, Sugar Kane or Madison are all fabulous local ladies. Well worth the visit. Have fun and treat these ladies like the treasures they are.

I think i would like to see posses that most show what you both love doing together. In and out of your sexiest out fits!!! emmm I can't wait.

I just had a quick preview at my new pictures from my photoshoot yesterday... Can you say awesome and awesome again?! I'm a very happy camper at the moment! :biggrin:

Ms. Samantha on here offers this service as do a couple of other Sp's

Hello LON, may I suggest you consider asking Ms. Samantha? http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=30486 Take care, toine

I may be totally wrong but I believe some do it this way so it feels more professional vs. handing over a wad of cash. Personally, I like the envelope system when dealing with clients I already know because we have built a certain level of trust. Not as comfortable with new people because I don't have much of a clue what they're like. I'm not the type to start counting out cash in front of them but I am able to get a pretty accurate idea of what's there if I see the bills. Ideally, I don't like having it handed to me. I prefer to have it placed on either my kitchen table or nightstand. Then again, I just moved into a new place so I'll have to choose somewhere else. (I haven't entertained here yet as I'm still getting settled in.) For outcalls, my preference is the bathroom counter because the first thing I usually do is stop there to freshen up and make sure I look alright. The majority of my outcall clients are from out of town so having my donation left on the bathroom counter also allows me to count it discreetly. But that's just the way I'm most comfortable. My preference is right for me but most assuredly isn't right for everyone. We all have our preferences and one isn't better than the other, just different.

I havent answered this thread in a while so bear with me with the multiple quotes ;) doing a bit at a time like my previous answers...:) I dont mind just cash with reg clients but prefer an envelop or card...just shows me the client knows the etiquette...but really no biggie... Never get tired of compliments...ever :) Absolutely not...love seeing repeat client....means we had a great connection :) and a wonderful time together! Additional Comments: Cerb is the place to break the ice...lots of ladies to choose from. Take a look at profile and engage in a converstaion with the lady that would pick your interest...then take the plunge. Being nervous is just normal...so are we when we meet new clients ;) but be reassured...most ladies here will know how to make you feel at ease! BJ

Like most small independent business people I would assume, perhaps incorrectly, that most SP's don't have health or dental insurance and when you can't work there is no income. How do you manage this?

I've never been in a MMF, but can see myself doing it as a special treat to a ladyfriend. I wouldn't really be interacting with the other guy, though, just looking to give her the time of her life!

I Absolutely LOVE Shoes!!! All of them, Boots, heels, sandles, sneakers. Well except crocks :p

Speaking of Sunshine Girls....has anyone seen Sophia lately? Has she moved to another club or taken up another profession? Hopefully not :(

Sign posted in the window says licence loss from Sept 7 to Sept 14 - drunkeness on premises.