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I have many friends, ones near and dear to me but through Lyla I have connected with many new ones and two ladies who will always and forever hold a place in my heart for just being who they are and all that they are by showing, supporting and just being there for me along with what a real and true love for life, family and friends is. I just want to recognize two special ladies that will forever be a place of unconditional love, support and friendship. Nicolette Vaughn and Meaghan McLeod. Thank you both!!

I love any Bed, but I gotta say, hands down the beach! After getting so hot, I love cooling off with a refreshing skinny dip, my partner joins me, and we then heat up the water!

probably because it crosses the line of discretion....

Something that I find a turn off is when one companion pronounces her opinion of how other companions conduct their business publically on a board like this. Every lady has a business model that works for them. To publically make comments and posts as if there is one "right" way to do things and thus by extension every other way is wrong, and their way is the only right way. And then posting it publically for other ladies and prospective clients to read is a major turn off A second major turn off, said before, but deserves repeating. It is plagiarism whether in ad titles and content, or outright stealing of websites Any lady who plagiarises is stealing, and I am left wondering if she would steal another lady's ads/websites etc, what else would she steal A rambling RG

Perhaps the problem was how you approached this lady. MANY texts says that perhaps it ended up on the more nagging/annoying side. Asking for pics (as was discussed in another thread) is also not accruals and will not get you a positive reaction. There is a lot of Good information on this site. I suggest some time is invested in learning how to aproach a lady to get better results for a meeting. I'm not saying that there wasn't an issue but from what youve shared it sounds more like the way she was approached by you that elicited the reaction.

on top of a devastatingly handsome gentleman!

aHH, my place:) Well I like to be comfortable so I'll say a nice hotel room with a bottle of nice wine or bubbly, candle light, sexy music and some good food for after wards. I'm always hungry after a good workout;)

After looking at her add for the last few weeks, I figured that I would try out Daisy, and let me tell you, it was awesome. From contacting her, to setting up to spend some time together, to seeing her everything was amazing and awesome. I must say that her pictures do not do her justice, she looks great and as an awesome personality to booth. She makes you feel right at home upon arriving and makes sure that you are satisfied. I won't get much into details, but I will say this, I plan on visiting her regularly. If you do visit her, make sure you treat her with respect, cause she's definitely worth it.

Those 3 little words and the lingo says a LOT about the person contacting you. Save yourself some frustration (and time) and just ignore these types of communications in the future.

So often something bad happening ultimately leads to something good happening as a result or the opposite can also be true. In real everyday life there are lots of examples of this and places where one can decide whether to be a glass half full or glass half empty type of person. An example from each side. It appears as if perhaps FIVE Canadian teams will be in the playoffs, but probably four of them play each other in the first round. OR In the fall I had the worst illness that I ever had and it turned out to be a virus. As a result of checking everything that could be checked in my body they discovered a previously unknown and very serous issue that has since been entirely resolved. Yay for virus! Funny how things happen. What are your examples?

Um...I think a lot of ladies don't offer outcall, especially if it's to a private residence of someone they haven't met. That alone doesn't strike me as unusual or a red flag.

I too, am new to the industry, less then a year, when I first started, I was hesitant, nervous, anxious, but within the first week, I knew, this is for ME! I marvel, at all the compassionate fun loving down to earth gentlemen I have met! I don' t like calling this a job either, to me, it's more of a chance to show a gentlemen a wonderful time of seduction and the true meaning of The Girlfriend Experience, I love having them leave, and Know I will definitely be seeing them again, and already looking forward to it( for both of us!) All I can say is, fantastic topic and I honestly LOVE what I do, I will not give it up, even with the new laws, my thinking, keep the Laws comin, I'm not Leaving!

If it is a mature, well spoken, educated & intelligent woman you wish to spend your time with then look no further, you have found me. I am a delightful mixture of old world companion with a playful side which will leave you breathless. A statuesque beauty with Mediterranean looks and all natural attributes, I am the discretionary companion for the well heeled gentleman. My recommendations here speak volumes to what you may expect while in my company and my multifaceted experiences and openmind is just the right mix to keep you coming back for more. A location to ensure your privacy, a passionate woman to indulge your desires with; all this and more is waiting for you should you wish to direct your inquiry to my webpage. I will be most pleased to return your message within a short period of time. Please visit my website: http://www.savannahlane.ca [ATTACH]324[/ATTACH]

Parker looks like a graduate student: slim, long hair, glasses. Which in fact she was. Since university she's been doing fairly advanced studies in sexual pleasuring. It should be noted that it's more than worthwhile helping her finance her post-graduate research in this area. She's up for a variety of experiments which will test your hypotheses (might stretch it a little bit too) as well as your endurance. You will undoubtedly rate her work very highly, giving top marks for attitude, openness and enthusiasm. She is particularly skillful on oral exams. She was able to complete four during our recent tutorial session, and helped me achieve success on two of my own. She was more than willing to extend the exam time beyond that normally allotted, which accounted for not only her own high score but which also allowed me to gather my powers of concentration and successfully graduate cum laude (cum loudly?) a second time. She has a tight little student body on which your cup of knowledge can overflow anywhere. Such overflowings can inspire her to renewed feats of academic fervour. And, as such, can often be doubly savoured. Needless to say, I'm looking forward to our next study session. Her home study sessions, by the way, are conducted in a pleasant little bungalow located on the Stittsville campus. Just a 15 minute drive from downtown. And well worth the trip.

After being on Cerb for over 3 years now. I've met many women from Cerb, of all sizes and races and ages. I've become on-line friends with many of them thou chat and PM's. I've also read most of the threads here and have come to the conclusion that the women that are the most successful and that I have had the best sessions with are women who truly love their work. I've learnt that some of these women started being an SP or MA due to personal circumstances. But have learnt that they actually enjoy doing this type of work and planned on doing it for as long as they can. These women enjoy giving and receiving pleasure and companionship. And as long as you are a gentleman and have good hygiene they welcome with you with open arms. And for the allocated time, they focus their attention on giving you companionship and pleasure. And if the chemistry is there and connection made. a friendship may be form where repeat encounters may occur with each one getting better and better as the comfort level and trust level form between two consenting adults. I have been lucky and have many encounters with kind loving women that I have continued contact with. Like any other job. If you truly love your work, and are good at it, success will come to you. This is a job where you can offer companionship and pleasure to men that are lonely or just lack the physical intimacy that humans need due to unfortunate circumstances. I am truly grateful to have met so many women that love their work and hope to meet many more. It really has changed my life. xoxoxox to all of you.

Hi everyone I am writing this not only to recommend the young woman i met but also to clear up some confusion on this forum. There have been lots of positive things written about Tiffany but it became apparent even before i visited her today that the recommendations are directed at two different girls. The young lady with the pretty tattoo on her tummy has only been in the industry for a few months and as such anything directed at Tiffany 2012 is not in reference to her. The irony however is that I had not contacted the new girl on BP because i new she was very young and i wanted to avoid any chance of pursuing my fantasies at the risk the expense of another person. I in no way mean that younger girls are not happily working as an sp i just wanted to be certain that those i am with are doing it partly for the fun of it. However after reading so many glowing recommendations and decided to contact her and i am very glad i did. While The young lady i met was barely over 20 she had the maturity of someone much older ( a level that many of my guy friends will never achieve.) I drove from Fredericton to Moncton to see her at 8am and as she said she would she texted me at 6am to make sure i was still coming. In many ways i am reluctant to post a recommendation on her because i know it will increase the number of good choices she already has and will probably mean that i wont get an 1.5 next time for my hour booking. Needless to say she does not look at the time when you arrive and in our case we finished when we had all the fun i could handle with out getting my hands on some sort of energy drink. Tiffany 2014 is worthy of the high praise that others have given Tiffany 2012 and i owe it to the gentlemen of this forum to highly recommend her

A Spa day for my Mom, younger Sister and Aunt as a thank you for taking such great care of me during my second surgery and recovery

Yesterday, I had the pleasure of meeting Freddigirl for the first, but not last, time. Following some e-mails and texts to make arrangements, she welcomed me into her conveniently-located, clean apartment in Fredericton's southside. Freddigirl is physically attractive with nice curves, long hair and a pretty face highlighted by a great smile. Her pics are all real and recent. Her friendliness and confidence put me at ease right away. She is intelligent and has a variety of interests; conversing with her was easy and interesting. I found Freddigirl to be eager to please. She often inquired as to my needs and certainly satisfied them. While she showed me that lips can be used for more than smiling! At the same time, she seemed to be enjoying our interaction. Positive feedback works both ways. Highly recommended to those who've yet to have the pleasure of Freddigirl's company.

It's Friday. Time to take off your pants, do a little dance and come see what I have waiting for you... It's worth finding! Happy Friday Everyone http://midnite-energies.tumblr.com/

Just found a pair of training shoes in my mailbox at the post office... I have NO CLUE who it's coming from, there's only a little tag near my address with two letters... Those are awesome, and very expensive... I did'nt order them and my name is rather hard to spell. The person has spell it perfectly. And this note: ''For every challenge in your life, these will walk you to your goal.'' (translation) Guess who has start running this morning...

Ah shucks. You are the sweetest person I know. Luv ya sexy beautiful gurl.

Thank you all for the wounderful words you too sweet to me ;)

Making a banana bread.

Your New Favourite M.A & Companion My name is Stacy, and I'm an extremely passionate girl. I'm flirtatious, sensual and seductive. Your time with me will always be enjoyable. I enjoy sensual and passionate encounters with gentlemen who also enjoy these amazing encounters.I enjoy taking my time and appreciating every tantalizing moment of pleasure. Also I provide an amazing service that I truly enjoy with you. I love trying new things and I'm very open minded, and Massage is one of my specialties. Gentlemen, my beauty is not just skin deep my smile and personality will take your breath away along with my intelligence. CHECK OUT MY RECOMMENDATIONS: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=201797 Book Your Appointment NOW! I have M.A rates, and Companion rates. Massage is always included in Your time with Me*** 15 mins 30 mins 45 mins 60 mins More time is always available if requested. Available today April 10th 12pm-8pm Text, Call or P.M me for more info or to book your time with me. :smile: Located Downtown Free Parking

Hi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, i am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. work out body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl... I greet you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more ! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 613 712 1200 mon to sat 10am to 7pm

Recommend but she is difficult to book. Worth the wait.

Yes, Sens win and its going down to very last game of season. Congrats to Carey Price and Montreal; hope Max is OK. Boo boo to the Ottawa Citizen newspaper; they published a team picture of the Sens today but both left and right sides cut off so no Anderson, Lehner, Neil, Phillips (and others). Citizen said to go to their web site for the whole picture. How classless is that.

Actually, positive response has already been given about this lady http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=210657

Just catching up on PM's, emails and Lyla from my extended time off, it's going to be a late night. So happy to be back....

I like Cristy's idea.... I will get the room Cristy... what should I order for food? Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk

The previous poster, namely, Macadamia said it quite nicely. He described Candyce as astoundingly beautiful and super sweet. I am glad he shared my observation! :icon_biggrin: That said, after my last reco., I had gone back to see Candyce a couple more times. The last time was just before she headed off south for her vacation. On her return, she announced that she was baaaaack... but only reluctantly! lol. I couldn't blame her, given how freaking cold our Ottawa weather was last month. I was eager to see her and to check out her tan as she said it was fading slowly. So this past weekend, I couldn't wait but to rush over to be in her lovely company. She welcomed me with a brilliant smile while wearing sexy black fishnet tights and dressed in a beautiful black lacy lingerie partly exposing her nice beautiful figure. Her tan was still visible and it seemed to make her beautiful face glow with colors. What a lovely and irresistable sight! I couldn't help but to give her a tight hug and to exchange some passionate kisses. Our lovely session was not only about being physical. We had a long pleasant chat, updating each other with interesting life events since our last meeting, and filling in with our vacation stories, hers in the sunny and warm south and mine on the ski slope, before any physical activities actually began. The delightful session concluded with more cuddling, caressing and pillow-talks. In fact we were so immersed in the moment that we lost track of our time. And of course, on departing, her lovely furry companions would not let me leave easily without saying goodbye. A visit with her was just like visiting a lovely girl friend accompanied by her furry and cute companions - unforgettable and ever-lasting memories indeed! For the benefits of the readers, here is the link to Candyce's profile page; http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/member.php?u=76277 PM is her preferred way of communication.

Ok, let's make it clear... 1. We do have pictures. It's our first contact with you. The most beautiful ones are the one SELLING. 2. Some of us are paying CRAZY money for them. Photographers, suits, background decor... 3. We are not all Spinner models. Some of us are older, having some things to hide (I, for myself, have tattoos and light strechmarks). When we pay for our pics, they are modified. Not photoshopped, but certainly ''enhanced''. Tone is corrected, we strike some poses to be at our best. And yes, sometimes, they don't show everything. Strech marks are not the best sellers. If I don't show them, do I modify my pics? NO! I'm showing what I want to show, and accusing somebody of posting fake pics could be very dammageable for there reputation. Please, when you look at our pics and call us, ASK US if we have ''factory default'' as it may not be fake pics, but what we are hiding could be a turn off.

I think education is the key. During the past decades, religion has been the main educational tool society had to educate people about sex (?!?). I think, from an old school perception, having sex is a sin because we are ''suppose'' to make babies, and that's what sex is for. For us, this is all WRONG! Sex is a new way to VENT, to enjoy LIFE, to make EXERCISE, and to get rid of the STRESS of the day. This is a whole new psychology... Don't worry, it will eventually be accepted in society, just as alcool (prohibition) and drugs (medical uses)...

simple answer to that question, there is no way of asking. We post pics that we want seen. To ask a lady to send you 'those' pics, especially if she has pics on here and/or on her site, is just asking to be blocked from being able to contact her. I get asked to text pics like that, and I don't. I refer the person asking for them to my website and state that pictures are there to be viewed. Why on earth would a lady send pics like that if she has pics on here?

Mistert you nailed it . The media often comes in with an agenda which is simply to sell more airtime or paper and to then ended and they can absolutely butcher an interview. One trick I learned is not to allow them to use buzzwords. In interviews I use my full name and insist that in the very least my first name is used. My favorite tagline is "it's all about people's dignity and humanity". But why it can be difficult to survive the cutting room floor. Especially when one considers any agreement to sign gives them free rein. However those of us that can must keep articulating the message that it is about the people, humanity, and dignity. Midnite-Energies's point cannot be understated No law or action stays in a vacuum. It has already affected advertising and will affect future decision-making in a negative way if left unchallenged. Just a few years ago who would ever think that this site would have to adopt a blacklist of words? This is the classic "slippery slope". Not everyone can fight politically or afford to lay everything on the line. But we all have friends who we can influence, and they in turn can influence us back. That's the ticket-to be engaged and not just wait for someone else to make the right choice. Regardless of the issue. PatrickGC

I hope you dont catch slack as you say, since your question seems asked in good faith and I think it is best for everyone if people feel like they can ask questions (better than not doing so out of fear and making a mistake in my opinion). I would say though that it is not a question you should pose. Rather, it is likely a safe bet that if a lady was comfortable sharing nudes that she would be doing so. Yes, there is always a chance she might share some upon request, but there is a much, much bigger chance you will just make a poor impression. Not worth the risk of unintentionally insulting someone or souring a potential relationship in my opinion. Cheers.

Proud to announce the grand opening of Studio Saint John! I have been very busy bee, secretively working on my new studio! It has been a long awaited journey, and hope that we will enjoy our secret love nest! :tongue: . A place that is dedicated to hosting for a gentlemen's get-a-way. Our secret garden, an oasis of relaxation and intimate moments. Spacious studio with modern décor with a special touch of charm! Studio STJ is a unique concept that is versatile for overnight visits or just a quick afternoon delight. Studio STJ has all the amenities you require for a cozy visit! Massage room with all hot spa equipment, a lounge room for wonderful chats, and a romance room . Brand new furniture that will give you all the comfort of an upscale location. A full kitchen available for evening dinner dates or over nights. :grin: If all goes as planned I will host my first visitors TUESDAY APRIL 14TH 30/30 Duo may be also an option...stay tuned! It must be understood that all enquires will need to pass through a very secure booking method. I will NOT disclose any information on location if: 1. you are using an app 2. if you are using pay phone 3. if you have blocked number, I will ask you to send txt first. :whip: ALL CONFIRMATIONS will have a 2 call system, this is txt/call for confirmation THEN ... I will call you right back with location details! This is to ensure that you are booking with a proper number. I truly believe that you will enjoy your visit at Studio STJ, and hope to provide you with all the comforts of paradise you look for in Gentlemen's get-a-way! Send a pm to enquire for Tuesday bookings. and with whom the 30/30 offer is including:) Visit my site for more details and options of massage or entertainment packages available for you to enjoy! http://www.ladysophiaclassic.com/ 506 261 7313

I've met Sheila once at Michelle's and once at ALO, gotta say both times were great. Highly recommend her.

I've seen her a few times and have always enjoyed my time with her. AND, just won a 1/2 price session with her that I took advantage of last night... didn't know of this BUT was very happy to collect my prize!!!

No recent recos doesn't mean anything, lets not assume the worst. Not everyone likes to post recommendations. Besides, there's a typo in her handle... Her reco thread is here: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=90481&highlight=sheila Up until she started with ALO, she's been quiet on the Board, but has been around for a few years.

You thank you Lexy, great work!

Thanks for looking out for us Lexy!

Ms. Grace.. how f*cking hard was it to say "this lady"? oh yes, very, im sure. youre a lady.. tougher than I. thanks for the share :) xxxo

Ok...where to start....shark week....againnnnnnnnn....oh nooooooo!!!!! Here it is, Since i hit my 50's my periods have become so unpredictable...yes gents...i can already hear you guys say!! Menopause!!!! well its definatly pre-menepause!!! When i started dieting for competition i thought it was the diet and my low body fat that took my periods away for a few months (maybe it was then) but now i know my metabolism as reach that point where i just have to face it...not too much hot flashes but just irregular periods....3 months without...and BAMMMM....they are back every 3 weeks 4 times in a row...grrrrr!!! I think both SP's and gents can give their input on that subject... Ladies...do you take days off during shark week or you manage to hide it...not sure if i should reveal our secret here lol Gentlemen...have you had bad experiences during encounters? Is it a turn off when you just realize that a lady as started her period during a hot steamy session? I've experienced it 3 weeks ago...after some hot digit...I was like nooooo!!!! :O was a bit embarrassed.....but he was really cool about it, it was our second session together and he laughed! I cleaned him up lolll. It wasnt that traumatising i guess coz he called me back hihi I would love to hear your stories....I'm sure there are lots of interesting ones!!! I don't know about other ladies but I'm even more horny during that period...what about you ladies...are you?

Too much make up, implants, dated photos, one-two word responses to emails, generic huns or babes, fly by nighters, disinterest, faking, conceit for no reason and generally poor customer service. Peace MG

What Is A Turn Off For Me The Most Is... Bad Hygiene. But...Do Have To Agree What's up is kind of rude to some. I prefer to start with hello (the persons name or cerb name), how are you. I hope all is well. Then maybe throw in a whats up or what are you looking to get today.

Totally I received a very sweet, totally random act of kindness! A few years ago my group of friends was hit hard at the loss of a friend. We all traveled to his home city for the funeral. Afterward, the mother of one of our friends added a few of us on Facebook, and we've had friendly communications with her since. This morning I received a delivery of five boxes full of homemade chocolates and candles from her! I've never even met her! Soooooo incredibly sweet and thoughtful, from a woman I don't even know. Made my day!

I was out and around this morning, still in my wheelchair. I am very lucky because through experience I am very confident and capable with it, however sometimes there are issues. We have had a LOT of snow of late and even with all the plowing and salting, parking lots still have that little skim of slush. Well, put that little skim of slush together with an ever so gentle up-slope and the fact that I don't have snow tires on my chair I was having some difficulty. A lovely lady approached and asked if I could use some help and she got me over that little section. People in PEI tend to help each other and hold doors for each other and to look out for each other anyway but when I am out in my chair it becomes even more obvious. Makes me feel good.

Common adult industry sex terms, abbreviations, codes, codewords, terminology, acronyms, lingo, and glossary. What does this mean, what is the definition of, as defined in the dictionary, and what do the letters stand for: AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront. ABC = american born chinese ABJ = american born japanese Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts. AMP = Asian Massage Parlor analingus = licking anus Asian = analingus Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup ATF = all time favorite ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth. attempts = trying to orgasm Aunt Flo = menstruation, period B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian balloons = breast implants BB = bareback = without condom BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth) BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial BBFS = bare back sex BBW = big beautiful woman BCD = behind closed doors BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism. BF = boy friend BFE = boy friend experience birdwatching = BBBJTCWS BLS = ball licking and sucking Blue Jay = blow job blue pill = Viagra BSB = bus stop babe butter face = everything looks good, but her face BTW = by the way cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less CD = cross dresser CDS = covered doggy style CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club CIM = cum in mouth CL = craigslist.org CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse. Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you cover = condom cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers cups of coffee = releases = orgasms DATO = dining at the o = analingus DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees donation = payment Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only) DDG = drop dead gorgeous DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue DIY = do it yourself (masturbation) DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth ECR = el camino real EOM = end of message. No text in message body. escort = a temporary companion for hire facial = cumming on partner's face FBSM = full body sensual massage fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice FIV = finger in vagina FKK = Frei K?rper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club. FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US. FOV = finger outside vagina French = BJ French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion FS = full service = BJ + Sex Get Brain = blow job Get Comfortable = get completely naked GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor GND = girl next door Greek = anal sex, back door GS = golden shower = urination play GSM = g-spot massage happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty Hat = condom HDH = high dollar hottie HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release HH = half hour HM = high mileage HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven HWP = height and weight proportionate hooker = prostitute IMHO = in my humble opinion interpreter = condom Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks ISO = in search of kitty = vagina Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess. LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH) LE = ellie = law enforcement LK = light kissing, closed mouth LOS = land of smiles = Thailand mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District Missionary = man on top, girl on back mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair MP = massage parlor MP = multiple pops = multiple releases MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club non-pro = not a professional provider NP = no problem NSA = no strings attached OWO = oral without condom OWOTC = oral without condom to completion papasan = male manager of a massage parlor party hat = condom PIV = penis in vagina PL = Pathetic Loser PO = phone operator (for making appointments) PS = private show (Dance) PSE = Porn Star Experience PV = private viewing (Dance) RA = relaxation assistant raincoat = condom RB = myredbook.com rimming = analingus RMP = Russian Massage Parlor ROB = Rip Off Bitch Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away Reverse massage = you massage her Roman shower = vomit play RPG = role playing games Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck SC = Strip Club self-service = you masturbate SF = San Francisco shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer SO = significant other SOG = shot on goal = one release SOMF = sat on my face south of the border = gential region southern france = BBBJ SP = Service Provider SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA spanish = ATM = ass to mouth spinner = very petite, thin girl STD = sexually transmitted disease stroll = path frequented by street walkers SW = street walker TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth TG = transgender TGTBT = too good to be true Tina = crystal meth TJ = Tijuana TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave TLD = topless lap dance tossing salad = analingus Troll = rude and hideous PL Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider. TS = transexual TUMA = tongue up my ass TV = transvestite UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ UTR = under the radar WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this) XOXO = Kisses & Hugs YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others. 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service 411 = seeking information 420 = 4:20 = marijuana 69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time $ = $100 $$ = $200 $$$ = $300 $$$.5 = $350 (get it?) incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates. outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room. two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.