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I have many friends, ones near and dear to me but through Lyla I have connected with many new ones and two ladies who will always and forever hold a place in my heart for just being who they are and all that they are by showing, supporting and just being there for me along with what a real and true love for life, family and friends is. I just want to recognize two special ladies that will forever be a place of unconditional love, support and friendship. Nicolette Vaughn and Meaghan McLeod. Thank you both!!

I love any Bed, but I gotta say, hands down the beach! After getting so hot, I love cooling off with a refreshing skinny dip, my partner joins me, and we then heat up the water!

probably because it crosses the line of discretion....

Something that I find a turn off is when one companion pronounces her opinion of how other companions conduct their business publically on a board like this. Every lady has a business model that works for them. To publically make comments and posts as if there is one "right" way to do things and thus by extension every other way is wrong, and their way is the only right way. And then posting it publically for other ladies and prospective clients to read is a major turn off A second major turn off, said before, but deserves repeating. It is plagiarism whether in ad titles and content, or outright stealing of websites Any lady who plagiarises is stealing, and I am left wondering if she would steal another lady's ads/websites etc, what else would she steal A rambling RG

Perhaps the problem was how you approached this lady. MANY texts says that perhaps it ended up on the more nagging/annoying side. Asking for pics (as was discussed in another thread) is also not accruals and will not get you a positive reaction. There is a lot of Good information on this site. I suggest some time is invested in learning how to aproach a lady to get better results for a meeting. I'm not saying that there wasn't an issue but from what youve shared it sounds more like the way she was approached by you that elicited the reaction.

on top of a devastatingly handsome gentleman!

aHH, my place:) Well I like to be comfortable so I'll say a nice hotel room with a bottle of nice wine or bubbly, candle light, sexy music and some good food for after wards. I'm always hungry after a good workout;)

After looking at her add for the last few weeks, I figured that I would try out Daisy, and let me tell you, it was awesome. From contacting her, to setting up to spend some time together, to seeing her everything was amazing and awesome. I must say that her pictures do not do her justice, she looks great and as an awesome personality to booth. She makes you feel right at home upon arriving and makes sure that you are satisfied. I won't get much into details, but I will say this, I plan on visiting her regularly. If you do visit her, make sure you treat her with respect, cause she's definitely worth it.

Those 3 little words and the lingo says a LOT about the person contacting you. Save yourself some frustration (and time) and just ignore these types of communications in the future.

So often something bad happening ultimately leads to something good happening as a result or the opposite can also be true. In real everyday life there are lots of examples of this and places where one can decide whether to be a glass half full or glass half empty type of person. An example from each side. It appears as if perhaps FIVE Canadian teams will be in the playoffs, but probably four of them play each other in the first round. OR In the fall I had the worst illness that I ever had and it turned out to be a virus. As a result of checking everything that could be checked in my body they discovered a previously unknown and very serous issue that has since been entirely resolved. Yay for virus! Funny how things happen. What are your examples?

Um...I think a lot of ladies don't offer outcall, especially if it's to a private residence of someone they haven't met. That alone doesn't strike me as unusual or a red flag.

I too, am new to the industry, less then a year, when I first started, I was hesitant, nervous, anxious, but within the first week, I knew, this is for ME! I marvel, at all the compassionate fun loving down to earth gentlemen I have met! I don' t like calling this a job either, to me, it's more of a chance to show a gentlemen a wonderful time of seduction and the true meaning of The Girlfriend Experience, I love having them leave, and Know I will definitely be seeing them again, and already looking forward to it( for both of us!) All I can say is, fantastic topic and I honestly LOVE what I do, I will not give it up, even with the new laws, my thinking, keep the Laws comin, I'm not Leaving!

If it is a mature, well spoken, educated & intelligent woman you wish to spend your time with then look no further, you have found me. I am a delightful mixture of old world companion with a playful side which will leave you breathless. A statuesque beauty with Mediterranean looks and all natural attributes, I am the discretionary companion for the well heeled gentleman. My recommendations here speak volumes to what you may expect while in my company and my multifaceted experiences and openmind is just the right mix to keep you coming back for more. A location to ensure your privacy, a passionate woman to indulge your desires with; all this and more is waiting for you should you wish to direct your inquiry to my webpage. I will be most pleased to return your message within a short period of time. Please visit my website: http://www.savannahlane.ca [ATTACH]324[/ATTACH]

After being on Cerb for over 3 years now. I've met many women from Cerb, of all sizes and races and ages. I've become on-line friends with many of them thou chat and PM's. I've also read most of the threads here and have come to the conclusion that the women that are the most successful and that I have had the best sessions with are women who truly love their work. I've learnt that some of these women started being an SP or MA due to personal circumstances. But have learnt that they actually enjoy doing this type of work and planned on doing it for as long as they can. These women enjoy giving and receiving pleasure and companionship. And as long as you are a gentleman and have good hygiene they welcome with you with open arms. And for the allocated time, they focus their attention on giving you companionship and pleasure. And if the chemistry is there and connection made. a friendship may be form where repeat encounters may occur with each one getting better and better as the comfort level and trust level form between two consenting adults. I have been lucky and have many encounters with kind loving women that I have continued contact with. Like any other job. If you truly love your work, and are good at it, success will come to you. This is a job where you can offer companionship and pleasure to men that are lonely or just lack the physical intimacy that humans need due to unfortunate circumstances. I am truly grateful to have met so many women that love their work and hope to meet many more. It really has changed my life. xoxoxox to all of you.

Hi everyone I am writing this not only to recommend the young woman i met but also to clear up some confusion on this forum. There have been lots of positive things written about Tiffany but it became apparent even before i visited her today that the recommendations are directed at two different girls. The young lady with the pretty tattoo on her tummy has only been in the industry for a few months and as such anything directed at Tiffany 2012 is not in reference to her. The irony however is that I had not contacted the new girl on BP because i new she was very young and i wanted to avoid any chance of pursuing my fantasies at the risk the expense of another person. I in no way mean that younger girls are not happily working as an sp i just wanted to be certain that those i am with are doing it partly for the fun of it. However after reading so many glowing recommendations and decided to contact her and i am very glad i did. While The young lady i met was barely over 20 she had the maturity of someone much older ( a level that many of my guy friends will never achieve.) I drove from Fredericton to Moncton to see her at 8am and as she said she would she texted me at 6am to make sure i was still coming. In many ways i am reluctant to post a recommendation on her because i know it will increase the number of good choices she already has and will probably mean that i wont get an 1.5 next time for my hour booking. Needless to say she does not look at the time when you arrive and in our case we finished when we had all the fun i could handle with out getting my hands on some sort of energy drink. Tiffany 2014 is worthy of the high praise that others have given Tiffany 2012 and i owe it to the gentlemen of this forum to highly recommend her

So I had the wonderful pleasure of spending an hour with Ms. Mia Adore today (I wish it had been longer than only an hour). Mia is everything she describes herself to be in her profile and website - sensual, attentive, sexy, funny, relaxed, non-rushed etc. (but I found her to be so much more as well - almost hard to explain). Her pictures are 100% accurate, but really I felt she looked better in person. She is wonderfully European in both her voice and how she treated me even though she is as Canadian as I am and has been here for a long time. She was a true European Courtesan in every sense of the word in my opinion. She was very easy to make an intimate connection with. She was very easy to book our time with and I suggest you check her website as booking procedures, rates etc. are all very well explained there. She has a great body, excellent skills, a lovely personality and offers an affordable experience. I look forward to enjoying her special touch again very soon. Truly a wonderful find on a rainy K-town October day.

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My mom was into the late stages of Dimensia in 2007, and subsequently was put into a manor , mom loved it there, our family was very fortunate to have such a loving and caring staff. The times I went to visit mom, I noticed that many of the residents did not have family or friends visiting, and at Christmas time, especially it broke my heart! Mom passed away, in the summer of 2008, every Christmas since then, I make it a point, to buy gifts at random, for the residents that do not receive any, I sign the card " In Memory Of Mom"

Yesterday, I had the pleasure of meeting Freddigirl for the first, but not last, time. Following some e-mails and texts to make arrangements, she welcomed me into her conveniently-located, clean apartment in Fredericton's southside. Freddigirl is physically attractive with nice curves, long hair and a pretty face highlighted by a great smile. Her pics are all real and recent. Her friendliness and confidence put me at ease right away. She is intelligent and has a variety of interests; conversing with her was easy and interesting. I found Freddigirl to be eager to please. She often inquired as to my needs and certainly satisfied them. While she showed me that lips can be used for more than smiling! At the same time, she seemed to be enjoying our interaction. Positive feedback works both ways. Highly recommended to those who've yet to have the pleasure of Freddigirl's company.

I'm sorry, this will be rather long, and my English is not the best... I think this is a job. And I like to think we are specialists doing it. But each moment spent with a client is a new challenge... What does he likes? What kind of personnality does he have? Will it click? Well, as every profession, to do it right and to do it well, it requires passion. As an urgentist that is saving lives by putting all his heart into it, it's the same with us... We do it from all our heart, and eventhough there's some ''less fun moments'', if you compare pros and cons, this is the best profession ever! Passion never leaves, it's in our blood. This is what we are meant to be. Plus, we get spoiled, massaged, kissed, and well... We are well taking care of... ;)

Ah shucks. You are the sweetest person I know. Luv ya sexy beautiful gurl.

Sending me an email asking for my number? If I wanted to book over the phone I would publish my number....

Making a banana bread.

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Recommend but she is difficult to book. Worth the wait.

Habs win, Carey Price is the new owner of the Montreal Franchise record of the most wins in the regular season with 43, he held the previous record of 42 with Jacques Plante and Ken Dryden some pretty impressive company. Other big games tonight Ottawa beats the Rangers while Boston looses against Florida in making the final playoff spots to be decided on the last night. Looking good for Ottawa what a turn around in the last third of the season. A plug for the two PEI coaches Ottawa's Dave Cameron and Florida's Gerard Gallant both coaches have their teams playing great hockey.

Actually, positive response has already been given about this lady http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=210657

The previous poster, namely, Macadamia said it quite nicely. He described Candyce as astoundingly beautiful and super sweet. I am glad he shared my observation! :icon_biggrin: That said, after my last reco., I had gone back to see Candyce a couple more times. The last time was just before she headed off south for her vacation. On her return, she announced that she was baaaaack... but only reluctantly! lol. I couldn't blame her, given how freaking cold our Ottawa weather was last month. I was eager to see her and to check out her tan as she said it was fading slowly. So this past weekend, I couldn't wait but to rush over to be in her lovely company. She welcomed me with a brilliant smile while wearing sexy black fishnet tights and dressed in a beautiful black lacy lingerie partly exposing her nice beautiful figure. Her tan was still visible and it seemed to make her beautiful face glow with colors. What a lovely and irresistable sight! I couldn't help but to give her a tight hug and to exchange some passionate kisses. Our lovely session was not only about being physical. We had a long pleasant chat, updating each other with interesting life events since our last meeting, and filling in with our vacation stories, hers in the sunny and warm south and mine on the ski slope, before any physical activities actually began. The delightful session concluded with more cuddling, caressing and pillow-talks. In fact we were so immersed in the moment that we lost track of our time. And of course, on departing, her lovely furry companions would not let me leave easily without saying goodbye. A visit with her was just like visiting a lovely girl friend accompanied by her furry and cute companions - unforgettable and ever-lasting memories indeed! For the benefits of the readers, here is the link to Candyce's profile page; http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/member.php?u=76277 PM is her preferred way of communication.

I agree, that's just a question that should never be asked to any of the ladies. Not a great way to start an introduction or possibly ruin a relationship and I would even say it's disrespectful. If any particular lady wanted to show nudes, she would, either in her ad or her personal website. So if you don't see any in her ad, etc, that should tell you something right there. So to all of you beautiful ladies out there, thank you for posting the pics that you do. And there's nothing wrong with a bit of mystery now is there! Bottom line, be respectful guys.

those are her pictures, but they are a few yrs old. she is about 30-40 pounds heavier now. still cute , gives great blue jay and has a nice full fire bush. would i repeat? ya maybe.

Some time ago I learned an important life lesson while spending time with a beautiful dancer. After being approached and spending about 20 minutes with this beautiful young lady she asked me "would you like to go for a dance" to which I replied "of course, I was just looking for the right moment to ask you". She let out a huge sigh and replied; "Thank you. You have no idea how nervous I was to ask you to go for a dance". I was stunned. "Why would a beautiful, sexy and intelligent woman such as yourself be nervous about asking a shy middle aged guy like me if he wanted to go for a dance"? Her reply changed me forever. She asked; "how many times in your life have you been shot down by a girl in a club, or asking her for her number.....30-40 times total in your life". Well it doesn't matter how beautiful you are, we dancers can often get turned down for dances that many times in one night. Rejection hurts and I feel it each time I approach a customer.......especially one I've never met before". I've always been highly respectful and appreciative of the times that I've spent with dancers but before that encounter I'd never given a second thought to a dancer's insecurities or vulnerabilities. That encounter changed me as a patron of SC's but more importantly it changed who I am as a man for which I'm eternally grateful.

I think education is the key. During the past decades, religion has been the main educational tool society had to educate people about sex (?!?). I think, from an old school perception, having sex is a sin because we are ''suppose'' to make babies, and that's what sex is for. For us, this is all WRONG! Sex is a new way to VENT, to enjoy LIFE, to make EXERCISE, and to get rid of the STRESS of the day. This is a whole new psychology... Don't worry, it will eventually be accepted in society, just as alcool (prohibition) and drugs (medical uses)...

simple answer to that question, there is no way of asking. We post pics that we want seen. To ask a lady to send you 'those' pics, especially if she has pics on here and/or on her site, is just asking to be blocked from being able to contact her. I get asked to text pics like that, and I don't. I refer the person asking for them to my website and state that pictures are there to be viewed. Why on earth would a lady send pics like that if she has pics on here?

I think most post the pics they want seen, so asking for more would be pointless. Some have a private members area on their site where they may post more revealing pics. I won't speak for anyone else but if someone messaged me asking for nude pics I'd ignore the request, after all if I wanted to be seen nude I'd post those pics. I'm not going to send out pics to anyone, especially someone I don't know.

Proud to announce the grand opening of Studio Saint John! I have been very busy bee, secretively working on my new studio! It has been a long awaited journey, and hope that we will enjoy our secret love nest! :tongue: . A place that is dedicated to hosting for a gentlemen's get-a-way. Our secret garden, an oasis of relaxation and intimate moments. Spacious studio with modern décor with a special touch of charm! Studio STJ is a unique concept that is versatile for overnight visits or just a quick afternoon delight. Studio STJ has all the amenities you require for a cozy visit! Massage room with all hot spa equipment, a lounge room for wonderful chats, and a romance room . Brand new furniture that will give you all the comfort of an upscale location. A full kitchen available for evening dinner dates or over nights. :grin: If all goes as planned I will host my first visitors TUESDAY APRIL 14TH 30/30 Duo may be also an option...stay tuned! It must be understood that all enquires will need to pass through a very secure booking method. I will NOT disclose any information on location if: 1. you are using an app 2. if you are using pay phone 3. if you have blocked number, I will ask you to send txt first. :whip: ALL CONFIRMATIONS will have a 2 call system, this is txt/call for confirmation THEN ... I will call you right back with location details! This is to ensure that you are booking with a proper number. I truly believe that you will enjoy your visit at Studio STJ, and hope to provide you with all the comforts of paradise you look for in Gentlemen's get-a-way! Send a pm to enquire for Tuesday bookings. and with whom the 30/30 offer is including:) Visit my site for more details and options of massage or entertainment packages available for you to enjoy! http://www.ladysophiaclassic.com/ 506 261 7313

When a guy texts me about my services and rates then tells me how he has yet to make up his mind on several ladies he has contacted and also that the regular lady he sees is away I personally don't need to know about how many other ladies you are speaking to and I find it very unattractive to know you are talking to several at the same time I do understand you like to search around until you connect with a lady and you have every right to but we as companions don't need to know that Please contact me regarding me and my services offered if interested in me And as for other ladies you may see I feel that should be kept between you and her Jussaying!

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I've seen her a few times and have always enjoyed my time with her. AND, just won a 1/2 price session with her that I took advantage of last night... didn't know of this BUT was very happy to collect my prize!!!

Good morning, Thank you for a lovely time back in such a fantastic city. Even the storm could not keep me away ;) I look forward to visiting again in the months to come. Thank you again for the warm hospitality. xoxo Emily

I'll take C and B vitamins and the occasional oils, but it's always better to get your nutrients from foods. I don't eat meat, so I have to think a little more about where I'm going to get my protein and iron. I usually only supplement when I know I haven't been eating well (usually because of business travel).

You thank you Lexy, great work!

Thanks for looking out for us Lexy!

Ms. Grace.. how f*cking hard was it to say "this lady"? oh yes, very, im sure. youre a lady.. tougher than I. thanks for the share :) xxxo

Ok...where to start....shark week....againnnnnnnnn....oh nooooooo!!!!! Here it is, Since i hit my 50's my periods have become so unpredictable...yes gents...i can already hear you guys say!! Menopause!!!! well its definatly pre-menepause!!! When i started dieting for competition i thought it was the diet and my low body fat that took my periods away for a few months (maybe it was then) but now i know my metabolism as reach that point where i just have to face it...not too much hot flashes but just irregular periods....3 months without...and BAMMMM....they are back every 3 weeks 4 times in a row...grrrrr!!! I think both SP's and gents can give their input on that subject... Ladies...do you take days off during shark week or you manage to hide it...not sure if i should reveal our secret here lol Gentlemen...have you had bad experiences during encounters? Is it a turn off when you just realize that a lady as started her period during a hot steamy session? I've experienced it 3 weeks ago...after some hot digit...I was like nooooo!!!! :O was a bit embarrassed.....but he was really cool about it, it was our second session together and he laughed! I cleaned him up lolll. It wasnt that traumatising i guess coz he called me back hihi I would love to hear your stories....I'm sure there are lots of interesting ones!!! I don't know about other ladies but I'm even more horny during that period...what about you ladies...are you?

Common adult industry sex terms, abbreviations, codes, codewords, terminology, acronyms, lingo, and glossary. What does this mean, what is the definition of, as defined in the dictionary, and what do the letters stand for: AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront. ABC = american born chinese ABJ = american born japanese Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts. AMP = Asian Massage Parlor analingus = licking anus Asian = analingus Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup ATF = all time favorite ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth. attempts = trying to orgasm Aunt Flo = menstruation, period B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian balloons = breast implants BB = bareback = without condom BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth) BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial BBFS = bare back sex BBW = big beautiful woman BCD = behind closed doors BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism. BF = boy friend BFE = boy friend experience birdwatching = BBBJTCWS BLS = ball licking and sucking Blue Jay = blow job blue pill = Viagra BSB = bus stop babe butter face = everything looks good, but her face BTW = by the way cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less CD = cross dresser CDS = covered doggy style CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club CIM = cum in mouth CL = craigslist.org CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse. Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you cover = condom cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers cups of coffee = releases = orgasms DATO = dining at the o = analingus DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees donation = payment Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only) DDG = drop dead gorgeous DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue DIY = do it yourself (masturbation) DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth ECR = el camino real EOM = end of message. No text in message body. escort = a temporary companion for hire facial = cumming on partner's face FBSM = full body sensual massage fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice FIV = finger in vagina FKK = Frei K?rper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club. FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US. FOV = finger outside vagina French = BJ French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion FS = full service = BJ + Sex Get Brain = blow job Get Comfortable = get completely naked GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor GND = girl next door Greek = anal sex, back door GS = golden shower = urination play GSM = g-spot massage happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty Hat = condom HDH = high dollar hottie HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release HH = half hour HM = high mileage HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven HWP = height and weight proportionate hooker = prostitute IMHO = in my humble opinion interpreter = condom Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks ISO = in search of kitty = vagina Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess. LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH) LE = ellie = law enforcement LK = light kissing, closed mouth LOS = land of smiles = Thailand mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District Missionary = man on top, girl on back mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair MP = massage parlor MP = multiple pops = multiple releases MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club non-pro = not a professional provider NP = no problem NSA = no strings attached OWO = oral without condom OWOTC = oral without condom to completion papasan = male manager of a massage parlor party hat = condom PIV = penis in vagina PL = Pathetic Loser PO = phone operator (for making appointments) PS = private show (Dance) PSE = Porn Star Experience PV = private viewing (Dance) RA = relaxation assistant raincoat = condom RB = myredbook.com rimming = analingus RMP = Russian Massage Parlor ROB = Rip Off Bitch Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away Reverse massage = you massage her Roman shower = vomit play RPG = role playing games Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck SC = Strip Club self-service = you masturbate SF = San Francisco shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer SO = significant other SOG = shot on goal = one release SOMF = sat on my face south of the border = gential region southern france = BBBJ SP = Service Provider SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA spanish = ATM = ass to mouth spinner = very petite, thin girl STD = sexually transmitted disease stroll = path frequented by street walkers SW = street walker TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth TG = transgender TGTBT = too good to be true Tina = crystal meth TJ = Tijuana TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave TLD = topless lap dance tossing salad = analingus Troll = rude and hideous PL Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider. TS = transexual TUMA = tongue up my ass TV = transvestite UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ UTR = under the radar WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this) XOXO = Kisses & Hugs YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others. 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service 411 = seeking information 420 = 4:20 = marijuana 69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time $ = $100 $$ = $200 $$$ = $300 $$$.5 = $350 (get it?) incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates. outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room. two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.