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So had alittle time on my hands and came up with this thought.... If you could buy three things from Walmart (or a store) to freak out a cashier what would they be? It can be anything in the store...... The following are a few examples My Picks: Bottle of personal lube, a banana, and a small pineapple Condoms, peanut butter, and a mouse trap Rat poison, bleach, and a "Sorry for your loss" Hallmark card Allright who's next?

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Good luck on your endeavour, Cristy! I have stopped putting sugar in my coffee and black tea for many many years now. I also stop drinking pops knowing that they have around 7 teaspoons of that stuff in each can. It was hard in the beginning - coffee and black tea without sugar tasted terrbily. But, with time and perserverance, I soon found out that I didn't miss it ( the sugar) and now, I find them taste funny when there's sugar in them. Of course, it is very hard to avoid it totally since like you say, they are ubiquitous in almost all processed and restaurant foods we enjoy and eat. Unless we prepare every meal and snack from scratch and avoid eating out completely, some sugar is unavoidable. But at least if we control and watch what we eat ourselves, we can limit the intake. Additional Comments: Oh, I should add that most artificial sweeteners are as bad if not worse. Life is tough having a sweet tooth, eh?

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Kiddy pool, cases of Jell'O mix and a video camera.

Bra and panties set, whip cream and a Happy Birthday Mom card.

I think you are best served by making a small trek to Angels Touch. It is not that far.... much closer than DT.

Kris makes an excellent point. I am amazed (maybe embarrassed is a better description) that there are so many guys that want to hit on the RMT's thinking that deep down inside, these girls MUST be itching to jerk a guy off for a change.. And as for guys that think they are going to find an RMT that will jerk them off and then process the billing thru their Blue Cross coverage?? OMG... Please, do us all a favor. Stop imagining that every RMT that advertises is going to miraculously provide you with a happy ending. These people are in this business as registered practitioners. This pisses off the RMT's, their Association, and the cops. Give it a rest, fellas...

This post is intended to gently educate those who contact me and after getting rates and info say " that much just for HJ?" NO IT IS NOT THE RATE FOR HJ, my sessions are full treatments that are skilled and for the whole duration of the time spent. You are booking the whole experience, no just what happens in the last 20 min! If you come in, and only have the end on your mind, you are going to miss the point:( The point being, time and place to feel pampered, aroused and to inspire the touch sensation that one may crave whilst not having to "go all the way". Just as when you are booking a GFE encounter, you are going to experience the many different hosting activities, including companionship, attention, sensuality, her personality and entertainment. NOT what happens only in the sac! It is about the whole experience from beginning to end. I hope that this helps you to understand, as it is disheartening for me to hear" that much JUST for HJ?" As it discredits the hard work, education and skill involved with this type of service:( Perhaps if you try it, you will see it much much more than JUST a HJ;)

Last I heard, she was returning around Easter.

She did show her ID in a photo but I can not be 100% sure it is her so I will leave this up to you. She has asked to NOT be discussed on cerb so I will be adding her to the DNR/DND list but I will NOT delete this thread cause when age is in question I don't want anyone to be able to HIDE behind out DNR/DND list. If anyone has seen her in person, viewed her ID and without doubt can say she is over the legal age of 18 (Photo government ID other then a health card) please contact me and vouch for her so I can let our members here know.

I'm not an expert but I do know the body does need sugar but natural sugar and not processed. Example fruit contains natural sugar which is good to a certain point. Stuff like soda has sugar added and isn't good for you. It won't kill you but increases your risk of developing health related problems. Ex diabetic. Also you got be careful not to over do it and end up having low sugar in the blood which can cause you to faint or even in extreme cases into a coma. Me its been about 2 months I've quit drinking soda. I used to consume 2-3 a day sometimes more. I just stop buying it and now if its in the house I don't even care about it and I drink water or concentrated juice 1 glass a day. If you're like me and need flavour add mio to your water no sugar and no calories. I've lost 35 Lbs in about 3 months with a bit of dieting and a little more exercise. Not only do I have more energy but I feel like I'm 10-15 years younger. So you don't need extra sugar in your diet you can get plenty of natural sugar from fruit.

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No one can escape it, it is in almost everything we eat. Fruits contain it and I eat fruits. I'm sure that lack of sugar can also be bad, I have no prove of that but it could be.

I sense some jealousy coming. What could be going through her mind when she is looking at them? Is this the perfect job?

Geri is a legend at CMJ and is our international jet-setter. She only makes appearances a few months of the year. A stunning gorgeous woman with a natural busty and curvy body with a tanned complexion. Soft silky skin and a sensual and elegant personality. Her interests include competitive dance, art, music, media entertainment and travel. She enjoys sharing quality time with good company. You can expect a session with Geri to be completely unique and boldly passionate. Nationality: Colombian Japanese Mix Age:Late 20's Bust: 36C Height: 5'4" Weight: 110 lbs Hair: Dark Brown Eye Colour: Dark Brown Sign: Taurus Infamous feature: Sparkly eyes Favourite snacks: Strawberry with chocolate and whip cream Favourite drink: Champagne Gift Ideas: Silky Sheets,Red Roses Available exclusively @ CMJ www.clubcmj.com 613-523-6199 Ottawa's only private members hostess lounge. Join because of me and receive a complimentary silver level membership. Till Friday October 12th ONLY. Be sure to mention my sultry moves when calling to book your orientation.

I know this isn't the game but it reminds me of a story. I used to work in a grocery store along time ago and had to take a cake order where the gentleman requested the cake to say I quote "fuck you bitch I'm sleeping with your sister" so obviously this made me go wtf! But in the end you got to give customer service. Latex glove, lube, and a turkey bastor

Instead of tilting your head down to look through them, focus your eyes down. It gets some getting used to, but you will adjust. I have invisible ones.

There is nothing that is hotter on then heels! a sexy pump or peep toe yummmm... Everything else can come off .. even my stockings but heels MUST stay on :)

I had a session with Miss Sophia and had a great time. If you are looking for a quality erotic massage than she is one of the best at this type of service . She does a full body massage, looks great,perfect personality and in my case very accommodating as I was quite late for my appointment and when I contacted her about this we could easily come to a solution satisfactory for both of us.Can't wait for a second chance to see her again.

I Absolutely LOVE Shoes!!! All of them, Boots, heels, sandles, sneakers. Well except crocks :p

My sister's ex father-in-law used to always call me Angela for some reason even though he's from Montreal, doesn't hobby as far as I know and didn't know I was an escort. It was kind of funny actually, because my sister and her hubby would look at each other like WTF? It went right over his wife's head.

A cucumber, condoms and Nicorette gum ;)

Nice job on the erotic writing! Keep up the good work. I've been writing erotica for years for my wife (she loves it and it's kept things very fresh). I started out buying erotic books and reading them to my wife while she took a bath (I loved to watch her play with herself) but I bought many books and once she heard a story she had no interest in going back over it again. After a while we essentially ran out of material. So I turned to telling her stories and making them up while I went along but it was not relaxing and enjoyable for me because I always had to be "on my game" to ensure the story was properly developed and structured. I then started writing, actually using the voice recorder on my phone to record thoughts or hot scenarios as they came to me. After I'd compiled enough for a story I'd write it down and clean it up. Over the years I've accumulated many, and I've used them to get my wife excited about trying something new that I'd been thinking about. FYI to anyone who might want to try this, work on your sexy voice it can't be your own everyday voice or she'll laugh at you (I learned this the hard way but luckily recovered ;) The stories were written for her and with her permission maybe I'll share a few some time. Again Great job!

Many of you may have seen posts on the other board about Melissa Fox coming onto the Ottawa scene. And then the question and some speculation that possibly ... could we be so lucky??? ... could this be none other than one of Ottawa's best-known, and best admired, ladies making a re-appearance? Well, after having spent an entire evening with her recently, and after just gettting her permission to disclose this bit of wonderful news, I'm very happy to announce that yes ... Melissa Fox is none other than Michelle MA! As those of you who have seen Melissa in her former MA roles both at CMJ and as an independent, already likely know, she always has received good reviews due to her fantastic attitude and the fact that she really loves what she does. She can be quiet or gregarious, sensual or absolutely wild. Both cerb and terb are legion with great reviews of this lady under her former Michelle MA moniker. When I first saw the postings about Melissa Fox, I posted that I didn't think it was her even though there was something oddly familiar about those beautiful eyes and gorgeous backside. Well ... within hours ... I got a pm from her saying that yes, it was her, but she needed a little more time before she wanted people to make the connection. That time has now passed. In talking with her, "Melissa Fox" is essentially a new person, offering (as indicated on her website) everything from her classic ... and really good ... massage to a full service visit, but very limited appointments and very low volume. My visit with her was fantastic as always, starting with drinks and wine at a dowtown Ottawa restaurant and then walking, slipping and sliding back to the hotel a few blocks away on a very snowy night. We caught up on each other's lives, as we have many times before, and she caught me up on her decision to create Melissa. To be very clear, "Michelle MA," even with the fond memories, is yesterday's news. Back at the hotel, while I took care of some personal calls, Melissa took a shower and ... just before I hung up ... she came sauntering out of the bathroom barely wearing a towel and one of those classic ... for those of you who know her ... really, really naughty girl expressions causing me almost to mess up my pants. There are few ladies that can get me as excited as she does. We had a great session with BBBJ (YMMV) that could have gone on for hours and any position I was interested including a few she suggested. There have been a few postings about Melissa's "body type." Its fair to say that Melissa has gained just a bit of weight, but for those who know her, she has a very healthy mature figure and she looks great. There are new photos on her website melissafoxottawa.com. I have met a number of absolutely wonderful ladies in Ottawa, but Melissa has been my "gold standard" for quite a while because of her sincerity and the connection I have made, and managed to maintain, with her. To paraphrase Bob Seger, she has made me a wealthy soul and I wish her the very best.

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Excellent writing, dear friend. I'm glad to see you back on the Board. It is always a treat to read your well-crafted prose. Your narratives have a delighful ebb and flow with just the right mixture of story telling and erotica to keep the reader intrigued and wanting to read more!

I would worry more about getting a slap on the face in public, than dealing with the steroid monster.

Birdboy, thank you for that story. Whether fiction or biography, your tale has a ring of truth to it and that makes for compelling reading. Funnily enough it mirrored an encounter that I had today. My play mate was a tempting submissive. We did not reach the level of trust that your anecdote illustrated as this was our first meeting. However the promise of more lay heavy in the air as we parted. I know she will have read this story with interest. I suspect she liked it enough to be excited by the scenario. Thanks again for sharing.

I don't offer oral without condoms, because I'm not comfortable with the risk level. But I think as long as everyone knows the risks involved and is fine with taking them, it's all good. We take risks every day all the time, and weigh on which ones are worth the potential pay-off and which ones aren't, and to me, sex isn't any different! It's also possible to contract some STIs even with a condom, especially those that are transferred through skin-to-skin contact like herpes and HPV. It's true when they say that the only safe-sex is no sex, but where's the fun in that? ;)

Getting smaller... 7 lbs gone. And I ordered this outfit online today... I'm think I'm going to be playing sexy something next.lol

This is different from novelty or shock value ideas. There is a tradition of this in some cultures not to mention other species. It is one of the most concentrated forms of nutrient you will find, which makes sense when you think about what it was designed for. I have seen recipes for it, including a spaghetti sauce once. Not sure if I could eat it myself but it isn't as unheard of as you might think.

Some people drink vodka with pieces of snakes in the bottle. Urine play (specifically drinking) is something I could not do myself A good number of members here eat pork. Apart from once, I have never eaten it A rather sexually adventurous couple I know swear by sperm as a proper ingredient for home cooked meals. I haven't eaten there since Basically, there are a lot of reasons why people consume stuff. Fetish, taste, health, religion, etc. If it's safe, I couldn't care less what someone does even if I don't, and pass no judgement.

really depends on the guy ... some guys love stilettos, some love boots, some even insist on bare feet .... But a variety of sexy shoes are very important !

there is a few things you can do ! 1 if you are a smoker , try not smoking to much before you're session as it will not help with blood flow . 2 try not having an orgasm for at least 24 to 48 hours before you're appointment with you're sp . 3 pack in lots of energy food that does not fill you up . ex: pineapple , strawberrie , or pom juice ,,, as these contain lot of natural good sugar wich you're body needs to create ENERGY ,,, or you can try the old egg white trick (not yolk ) eat lots of them a few hours before ( they contain lots of energy ) the problem i see with egg white is the stomach upset they might create ! most important , just relax and have fun , even if you do only get one shot ! hope this was of some help !!!

Fortunateone is spot on in all her advice, excellent job! I can appriciate where your question comes from as many guys would love to have that "stallion" factor. For me I've always been a quality over quantity type of guy (it's the journey not the destination) and have found that orgasms that result from longer drawn out (a build up) play tend to be more explosive and satisifying (plus after a proper session I'm in no shape for a second round). But to each their own!

Ok it's March come on Spring! Road trip tomorrow hope to see Olivia or Mya tomorrow afternoon.

Best bet is to stick to Cerb ladies who are well reviewed. You get what you pay for in life and a SP is no different.

There are a couple of things to think about, my first piece of advice you already know, that it isn't life or death issue, and possibly it just really doesn't matter that much. If you made it less about 2nd shots, and try to space out and prolong the first one, you will relax more. One thing I tell some callers is that the session isn't actually cheaper with more shots, it isn't like 150 is 150 for one, and 75 each for 2 sogs lol. Plus more effort and energy and disappointment can occur and frustration if the session is designed to allow for 2 shots, but there is no 2nd, but in the meantime the first one was over in the first 15 minutes, the 2nd one didn't happen but 30 minutes are spent frantically trying to make it work. Seems counterproductive. But the tips I have are the first one is done right away, within or less than 10 minutes. This maximizes your recovery time. There should be a rest period, like massage or foreplay activity, no real attempt to get hard, just recovery. Then when there is direct contact, keep it to hand work only, without condom for a while, then on with the condom, which should include warming lubricant inside the condom to add more sensation for you. Avoid laying on your back on the 2nd sog, get upright, doggy or standing. Then finally, think outside the box. With condom on and in full service, chances are a 2nd sog feels like it isn't going to happen. So switch, to a hj, uncovered, and you should be standing or upright. I suppose if she does bbbjs, then stick with that. In the standing position, and without condom, this is the way to find out if the 2nd sog will happen at all. And keep note of the time, be the one to pack it in, don't make her have to say it. Acknowledge a valient effort was made, but it is time to say not today. And repeat. You've seen 5 different sps, but can do this with an SO. Doing it with the SO means you can do it when you know the person, so repeat with one a few times, then try the 2nd sog. Don't do it or expect it on the first visit, or the 2nd, stick with shorter sessions if you can, then one day opt for the hour and try it out.

lol ya that's right up there with "hey can I get a 10min bj for $60" Like god people don't be an f'n douche bag. like really do u expect to come in and have me drop to my knees imminently even if I was desperate enough to take the offer? call me old fashioned but I would like to at least say hello first. lol

Thanks for sharing. Would this be a recent visit? They have a website which gives the impression of a legit RMT/aesthetics place. So, I was just curious as to what extent you have to hint at wanting extras? I would assume she asks "How did you hear about us?" for newcomers and takes it from there based on your response. Location seems ideal, tucked away on an industrial street. Any recent visits by newcomers? Wow, over 300+ views, I think lots of people are curious.

This is absolutely true. But some unwinnable wars are worth fighting anyway, and this is most certainly one of them. Victory will never be declared, but at least we can say we fought.

Thank you all so very much. I have gone through grief counselling it has helped immensely. Your all very right and I to have considered all possibilities of seeing an SP. Guilt, shame, pleasure you know the drill. My hat comes off to all SPs what you ladies do is remarkable. Look what you tried to help me with selflessly. The limits you ladies go to bring joy, excitement, relief and comfort to individuals is at the very forefront of any relationship between all couples. Who knows what the future holds for me, I will satisfy my craving for intimacy, I will one day let my memory of her fade. Move on with my life. Due to your guidance and experience if I decide to see an sp she will look nothing like my wife. Who knows maybe one will find me wouldn't that be a spin! This has been very releaving thank you for allowing me to use this forum as a conduit and for all the advice it has come as a much needed form of letting go. So very sincerely, BF

You need to book a duo with ladies who have a connection with one another and with you. Nothing worse than a third wheel in the room. Everyone seeks something different in a duo, and what was great for one person may not be the experience that you are looking for, for yourself. So do your research. Book a lady you already enjoy spending time with, ask her who she enjoys working with and go from there, when you book with 2 ladies that you have never met - you are asking for a disaster.

Strange title: you may want to consider writing Has anyone met Autumn next time... Best, toine

I had to remove a thread tonight and I am very upset that people are posting crap like this. Some idiot PM'd one of the members claiming that one of the local girls has aids. The member posted this along with other nonsense. Why he felt it was necessary to start a thread like this I will never know but I am done with people trying to slander other peoples reputations. If your too stupid to realize a PM or POST like this is just slanderous and made by either a jealous competitor, ex-boyfriend or drunken idiot trying to cause a problems then let me help you out by telling you first hand that you should just delete the PM and report the user name to me so we can get rid of the trolls! If you feel the need to accuse someone of such a thing publicly do it elsewhere as I don't care to slander anyone on this site and as long as I am moderator of this site I will NOT tolerate it from anyone else here! I will shut down the board before I allow that to happen so if you enjoy the site please respect this policy and rule.