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I would like a pole for christmas....jussstttt saying lol

Since she's too modest to do so herself, I should also mention that Erin's in the same sort of area as Paradise (so not too long a drive from Barrhaven), and definitely worth visiting :)

Gonna Find Out Who's Naughty AND Nice....... Hotel booked - Check Toys ready to bring - Check Snow tires on - Check Weather forecast for driving. I choose the Weather Network forecast not the Environment Canada one. - Check Christmas tie. - Check Good company - Check Christmas spirit - Check Ready to meet new and old friends - Check Mistletoe - Hoping to come across some there. See you on Thursday evening. :)

Surgery and hard work? Last time I checked there are penile implants and the procedure is far less invasive than breast implants. When it comes to hard work, I'm 5'2, no amount of hard work or dieting is going to give me the long, slender legs or bodacious booty that is depicited in 99% of the "best of" threads. Then there are the "natural vs. implants" thread that tells me the all natural is all mighty. But in reality it's only better if they are young, perky and firm. What about when the volumn disappears and the hang turns to swing? Still better than implants? This thread was started with a tongue in cheek (I think) and I understand why. I understand the fantasy vs. reality aspect and certainly respect mens need to be boys at times. I also believe it's important to remember that when taking things too seriously, life gets monotonous. I think anyone who took this topic seriously should take a bag full of gummy worms; go sit and watch something disgustingly silly and belly laugh for a bit. cat

I am out of the loop on this one, but understand what you mean Pete! I have made mistakes here on the board as well, I have learned from them ! When we screw up, we either learn from it and move on, or we will dwell and most likely repeat the mistake again. It is just a part of life and being apart of a community. As for Christmas spirit.......I have all year long. I am always helping people around me and those who are distant from me too. Just the other day I furnished an apartment for a young girl who has 2 small children and had nothing, I would do this anytime of year. One Christmas, I had visited Cuba( no Christmas there) I was curious if my " Christmas spirit" would fallow me there,. Sure enough, I awoke Christmas morning filled with love and generosity. There was one small run down Cathedral in Veradero, so I went to Christmas mass. There was a small young boy with an even smaller boy held in his arms. I knelt beside him in the peu, and slid ( 100 American dollars converted to Paso) into his tiny hands and told him to bring it to his mother and father right after mass. His dark brown eyes, filled with tears looked up at me. At that moment, I was hooked, I found so much joy in giving, that one moment changed my life for ever! I think if it is in your nature to be generous, then no matter what time of year, it will shine threw. So what IS Christmas spirit? It can be found in any cultural background, any religion...... LOVE and GENEROSITY can be shown in any culture, from any walk of life, and from any econimic standing! So weather you believe in Christan Christmas or other traditions, it is essentially all about LOVE and GENEROSITY. Think about it, what better time for our pioneers to share food, cloths for warmth, candles etc...but in the coldest and hardest time of the year( speaking about our environment here). Too bad we turned it into a consumer holiday tho, as it was in the past for making our winters just a little bit easier for our neighbors and family. To get a simple orange was a great treat in December!!

There are always great posts about how nice the ladies are in this industry. We've been called many things such as sweet and kind, loving and sincere. We've been told by many how attractive our brains can be, how healthy we are, beautiful and charismatic, alluring. Lately, there has been some talk of feelings for the ladies. Can we do what we do and feel nothing? Can you come to us and feel nothing? The answer is no. We all have feelings, feelings about one another we touch and feel. Heck, I find I can develop feelings for people I've never even met. When it comes to true, honest feelings that develop, I want to know if the connection is there and both of you know it, would you consider dating an SP? If love is love would you take a chance on love with us? Why? Why not? I know that here we are seen as woman, not objects and we are very respected as we respect you as well, but when it comes down to it... Are we different? Could you be with a girl that is with other men without you? Could you bring her to work functions knowing that she may know your boss or if you had children..your child's friends dads? On the upside, you would be with a woman that knows plenty about men, your needs and how to fulfill them, loves sex and is very playful, and all those things that has been said about us. Please share your thoughts

READ!!!! Don't book an appt and THEN ask for donation requirements, restrictions etc... I would say that most ladies either post their info in their ads and if not they include links to their websites. Some of us utilize the "about me" tab to explain as much as we can. Don't be lazy...get your ducks in a row and everyone will have a much more satisfying time!

I am talking about accidents. I recently got some news about someone relatively close being involved in a bad and unfortunate accident that had terrible consequences and it got me thinking a lot on how most of us are not careful enough to avoid something like that happening to us and I know you'll be thinking 'If accidents are unplanned how does this woman think they can be avoided?' Well, they can and the answer is in one word : prevention. So I will post a couple of links that I will invite you to check out whenever you have the opportunity and bookmark them as things mentioned there get easily forgotten and can save our lives. But before I post them I will ask you to please do not take anything for granted and do not make a common mistake most of us make often ... Thinking 'That would never happen to me.' Take care of yourselves and your beloved ones and those who have children please do not go thinking your kid would never touch that or do that because that is one main cause of accidents. So here are the links one is more focused to kids safety but they are both good, thanks to those who read my complete post ... Be safe :) xx http://www.unesco.org/education/educprog/ste/pdf_files/health/safety.pdf http://www.oh-pin.org/articles/pex-07-safety-and-accident-preve.pdf

I'm kind of a humbug (or as I prefer...."bumhug" :p ) Every year I find it near impossible to get into the "holiday spirit". I can't stand the shopping, I can't stand the decorations, I can't stand the snow, I can't stand the trees.....but most of all.....I CANNOT stand the damned christmas music plaguing me everywhere I go.....it sucks...nope...don't like it. So I thought it would be fun to start a threat about some refreshing "non-christmasy" christmas songs.....the not-so-wholesome christmas songs :D And considering where we are I thought there would be no better choice to start things off than AC/DC's (the video's worth checking out even if you don't like the song ;) )

Did you know that Operation Red Nose discriminates against sex workers from their volunteers? If you have a charge for prostitution, you are banned from volunteering. Interestingly, if you have a charge for dangerous driving or driving under the influence, they will still consider your application!!! Read it here: http://operationnezrouge.com/en/documents/ottawa-form.pdf

There is nothing better than a donair. Halifax makes them the best in the world! In fact many parts of the world does not even know about donairs, so sad.

I wonder if the terms are dictated by their insurance carrier.

Well let's just stay with that country theme and throw in a bit about Santa Claus with; Kinky Freidamn and the Texas Jewboys They Ain't Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JEJNKqo70g&feature=related

This hobbiest, also a postman by trade, about to deliver his package Oh stop groaning RG

Hahaha!! I got carded again at the LCBO!! Always makes my day. ;)

I am not sure about pics.... that would have to be at the discretion of all parties.....

Re-connecting with someone special on CERB in just a small 'chat' way and realizing how special some initial meetings can be.

If you brought me a 'package' of gummy worms I'd be pretty satisfied.

Gawd.....as long as Mr. Happy isn't mistaken for a gummy worm, it's all good. LOL

Oddly I've never heard this one in the malls...

Odd... and my 5 speeding tickets in the last 6 years doesn't seem to be an issue on their application. If they just left it as "Criminal Code of Canada convictions in the last 5 years" - good to go, but their list seems a bit off... putting someone who's committed arson causing property damage in the same category as a "prostitute" seems weird to me.... And you'd think dangerous operation and impaired operation would be offences making you incompatible for the program for life....

Getting more ink done on my back piece. When it's done it's going to look amazing. Can you be in love with your own back?

Best thing to do if you get offered "a dance..... but maybe more" is to be happy and enjoy, but keep it to yourself ;) Talking about getting extras in the club could mean trouble.

I always like something that we can enjoy together. Perhaps a bottle of wine or a piece of lingerie you'd like me to wear. I like to receive, but I prefer if it's you can enjoy it aswell!

Are some of the Own Wall Street protesters spoiled and naieve? Absolutely. Do some of them need a harsh reality check? Without a doubt. But the sweeping generalization that they are all lazy spoiled rich lids is naieve as well. At the heart of the movement is corporate greed and corruption, behaviour which lead to the great economic meltdown that the world is still wrestling with. And it also needs mentioning that every generation views the following with a thinly veiled sense of contempt and every generation feels the next one, their children no less, is lazy and stupid and will be the end of the world. Our parents thought it about of us (even if they won't admit it), and they're parents thought the same thing about them and so on. Remember when the powers that be wanted to ba rock and roll because they feared it would lead the impressionable youth astray? Remember when they said the same thing about sexual liberty? And what did the middle agers say about the kids protesting the Vietnam War, a conflict seen as senseless and stupid today but was embraced by some many people during the day? It goes on and on. I'd even wager that even Bill's parents thought he was a lazy slacker when he was in college, for no other reason then because he didn't have to face the same struggles they did when he was growing up.

Seeing this thread go on I've got to say not all men participate in the best of threads. Personally, I appreciate each lady for her own individual character and uniqueness, if that is coming out right. As for the reco's/reviews, I'll write/post a recommendation (which is simply put, I had a good time with this lady, and she is a lady I recommend seeing) only after the lady first sees it. If she prefers me not to post, it doesn't get posted. And I personally don't post reviews, (I see those as a detailed play by play of the encounter, which almost reminds me of guys bragging in the locker room) The details, to me that is a private matter, and I too am (I hope I am LOL) discrete. Finally, discretion wise, this is in fact even less discrete than the best of threads. There are many ladies who know more than just our board handle. They have a verification requirement in place and know the guy's real names, phone numbers, email etc. And with that information, it would then be "fun" to discuss the size of the hobbyist's packages. At least with the best of threads, it is based on photos the ladies have chosen to publicly post I thought, at the end of the day, what the lady was looking for in a client, was a client who is a gentleman, who paid in full and up front, had good hygiene/shaved, treated her with respect, and respected her boundries. And maybe even though not required gave a tip and gift. I didn't know the lady was looking for guys who are hung like porn stars, and to publicly discuss them on a board afterwards A couple more ramblings RG

I didn't take this thread seriously and I still don't. This is the internet where people can sometimes be misunderstood and some people also say things they wouldn't say to each other in public. I've been a member, mod, and admin of several public and private boards and I've seen it all. I've met people from forums that will be lifelong friends and I see others on forums that I never wish to meet off the forum. One thing I will say about CERB......so far I think it's unique. I see the odd other forum related to this topic (escorts), but I have yet to see one where members treat fellow members with this degree of respect and friendship. Yes, we have asses here, but they are everywhere. CERB gives ladies and gentlemen the opportunity to interact and actually get to know something about what makes each other tick before actually meeting. It's an invaluable chance to actually know something of each other before any business transaction takes place. Not only am I a consummate gentleman, I also have a real interest in getting to know people, their interests, their foibles, and their personality. I know the drill in this business (yes, I read), but that doesn't mean I cannot genuinely like people I meet from here. Mutual affection and respect are everything in this hobby- long shall it live.

Absolutely MA's accept gifts it is a very nice way to show your gratitude....I don't know a lady that would not appreciate a gift :)

apparently I'm a singer....lol....i do some guest spots at local ottawa hot spots and LOVE th karaoke too much but I wont toot my own horn as to how good it sounds, lol. I am also a painter...I have numerous works up as commission pieces in Ottawa restaurants and in homes and upscale condos all over Ottawas and Montreal....if anyone needs some comission work done (portraits, personal idea pieces etc) done for x-mas I am still taking x-mas projects...Dont take my word for it tho...I can email some examples if needed.......or is that promoting myself too much? lol

On the subject of recommendations .... Sometimes I write a graphic and detailed recommendation. Before I publish it, I always let the lady review it first to see if she has any objections. To their credit, none of them has ever asked me to remove anything. So if the same would apply here, then the SPs would need to ask the client if their packages can be mentioned or not. On the subject of rating physical characteristics .... For me, bigger boobs are not better, they are just bigger. Long labia are as erotic as short labia. A tall and thin woman is no more desirable than a short and curvy one. An older Sp can be just as much of a turn on as a younger one. I just love all different physical types.

I give really great fellatio.....:tongue:

Cristy, as they say 'there's a time and place for everything.' This may be a fun topic for some women but I think is something perhaps better discussed among friends like in and from your personal life, not your professional one. The men us ladies meet through cerb as much as we enjoy meeting them and particular things they have/do are in the end are our customers and for that reason anything about them (unless there is a reason not to, ie. other ladies safety) should be kept confidential. Respect as most things in life goes both ways so in order to expect it one has to offer it as well, just a little piece of advice :)

Everyone enjoy yourselves and fun!! just remember to act accordingly, and especially don't drink and drive.Take a cab or call Operation Red Nose(900PM till 300am),act responsible and act like adults so everyone can enjoy the evening.

Respect- Confidentiality - Discretion - Professionalism - Trust... It is up to us, ladies, to preserve the privacy of our gentlemen!

Honestly I found it extremely distasteful. And also bigger isn't better. to quote SaraMQ I only have a 5 inches vagina, I don't need a 10 inches penis.

THIS EVENT IS NOW SOLD OUT!! See you all next week!

I do not ask/invite gentlemen to tip me in my ads or website as in my fee I include all I have to invest for the date as well as my profit . If in occassions (and it has been the case) a gentleman thinks for a particular situation that happened during the encounter I made an extra 'effort' and decides to tip me for that, is of course appreciated and flattering as that means he thinks I handled the situation well :) I'm not saying tipping is right or wrong or trying to change anyone's perspective on this, is just my POV.

You are definitely going to stir the pot with this one Wellie. I am wondering what your motivation is. I think you are full of it when you say "very young and very old command lower prices". Where did you come up with that? Since there is no "going" rate - we are not governed by some union rules or legislated rate guidelines, believe ladies set their rates according to what they believe the market will bear. Sometimes they are realistic in their thinking - other times they are way off and learn the lesson when their phone doesn't ring. Some ladies who charge low rates do so to get the volume, or they don't know any better to charge more. Often young girls getting into the business will reason that $80 or $100 is better than working at Timmies. This is especially true with some agencies who charge $180 for the hour and give the girl $90 and keep $90 for the fee and driver. Maybe some ladies do not believe they are attractive enough to charge more. Maybe some are financially strapped and are desperate for the money. Some have habits to support and will adjust their rates to suit their desperateness. Then there are some unattractive ladies who charge high prices and wonder why they don't get a lot of calls. Then there are some attractive ladies who charge a little less than they could be, because they're happy with that number, or want to maintain volume. Then there are some attractive ladies who charge very high rates, hoping to attract a more elite type clientele. The reasons and factors are varied - I believe there is no "right" or "wrong" answers. Yes, some cities, like Montreal, seem to operate on a lower rate structure, but you still have your $300 an hour SPs living there. Age and attractiveness usually are what we consider the driving forces. But I also believe, attitude level of service and other things dictate the bottom line of how popular an SP is going to be. I learned that when I got into the business and thought I was too chunky to be an SP and learned very quickly that there is something for everyone and if you're willing to provide good service, there will always be someone out there who will be willing to see you. :butt: